Imagine the absolute fear they'd have if they accidentally ran into us on hostile terms and the moment of realization came to them when they heard someone scream "Yipee Kay Yay, Mother Copulators!" over open comms.
To be fair, greeting a human with "I fucking salute you, fuckers!" and a fifth of whiskey is probably pretty close to the best first contact you can get.
While hilarious, this would be copulatingly terrifying: how the copulation did these aliens get anywhere without a basic understanding of statistics?!? Copulating sample size matters!!!
That would be the best first contact hahahahahah imagine humanity meeting them. Hahahaha even without direct contact we make waves and if we find out we basically avenged thousand unknown species from the big boogie man. Well let's just say humanity will either laugh at the realisation or just go along with the new type of intergalactic salute
It’s either that or a immediate diplomatic issue which would be funny when it’s all said and done from hindsight… after the war of galactic miscommunication
Navy during my tour of duty, remember when aboard a ship for any length of time one's mind moves to some basic desires as per the extreme word usage shows.
That's been my personal philosophy for years; if you can't win, take the other bastard down with you when you go. I don't know if that has any effect on the outcome of the few occasional confrontations I've experienced since I became an adult, but I'm Still Here, Birthing-Parent Copulators!😉
Aliens: “Hello Fucker! It’s nice to finally meet you!”
Humanity: “AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”
Imagine the absolute fear they'd have if they accidentally ran into us on hostile terms and the moment of realization came to them when they heard someone scream "Yipee Kay Yay, Mother Copulators!" over open comms.
To be fair, greeting a human with "I fucking salute you, fuckers!" and a fifth of whiskey is probably pretty close to the best first contact you can get.
"Ah, I see you've heard of us." XD
I feel the Humans would be thinking, How the fuck do they know how to say hi so well.
to be the first human meeting these guys and be greeted that way would be amazing
and the terror on their faces as said captain takes a swig from the bottle and says it's Copulating good shit
Humans the new Eldritch Horror of the universe
How long would it take you to figure out who the Captain was talking to.
Based on his vocabulary I would bet any amount of money that man was a fellow American
id guessed australian
He was a private on a suicide mission, trapped, alone and victorious .. American or Aussie .. copulating ya
Non gratis rodentem
If it was british it would be much more gore than copulation
@@MrJay_White The terms would be "birthing orifice" not as good a ring as "Copulators" though.
While hilarious, this would be copulatingly terrifying: how the copulation did these aliens get anywhere without a basic understanding of statistics?!? Copulating sample size matters!!!
Copulatingly Brilliant! *golf clap* to the author AND narrator.
thank you , glad you copulating enjoyed it
Humanity Copulate Yeah!
Imagine being greeted by that salute at first contact.
That would be the best first contact hahahahahah imagine humanity meeting them. Hahahaha even without direct contact we make waves and if we find out we basically avenged thousand unknown species from the big boogie man. Well let's just say humanity will either laugh at the realisation or just go along with the new type of intergalactic salute
Flip them off and tell them it means peace among worlds.
We'd do both
It’s either that or a immediate diplomatic issue which would be funny when it’s all said and done from hindsight… after the war of galactic miscommunication
Human ambassador after they realize the whole mess was caused by a miscommunication: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Really thought this was going to be a copulating Rick Roll for a bit. Great story
The absolute best way any alien could ever greet a human.
“Do not drink from it it will kill you” ahhh I love it. I was enjoying myself some Irish whisky when this one started, nice.
I hope one of those captains runs into the copulating copulaters.
Wonder if I can get the greeter at Walmart to do this...
probably
Navy during my tour of duty, remember when aboard a ship for any length of time one's mind moves to some basic desires as per the extreme word usage shows.
First contact will make the humans think that the galaxy is full of party animals.
This was copulating glorious well done!
So it should be; humanity, compulate yeah!
sounds coplulating correct to me
Here to save the mother-copulating day!
I have seen this weeks or a month ago, and Copulating copulators is now a thing.
That's been my personal philosophy for years; if you can't win, take the other bastard down with you when you go. I don't know if that has any effect on the outcome of the few occasional confrontations I've experienced since I became an adult, but I'm Still Here, Birthing-Parent Copulators!😉
copulate your fleet and the system we were fighting in
And you brought the good stuff!
Copulate, Yeah!
This will be the copulating best first contact. I freaking solute you alien bros
it would be news worthy
That's the beat of these I've heard and i listen to them every day for 6 months lol
I really wish there was a part 2 to this story.
It is hard to believe this copulator wasnt speaking with a scots accent.
true would have been funny
Lol, that actually would be the best way greet a human 😄.
I mean what could you say to that?
i have no copulating idea
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
What have we copulating done?
who copulating knows
But why is the rum gone?
Only useful life philosophy: copulate all.
Edit: originally 'bugger all'.
lol
Priceless 👍
UA-cam algorithm having a copulating aneurism
lol , it does that
This is my absolute favorite story that you have narrated. Can you please update it like you’ve done some of your other older narrations?
In time I plan on redoing most of them
@@AgroSquerril Awesome! 🙂
I think this is my favourite story
:)
Mine too 😂. 🥃
Copulating god damnit
That wpuld be an amazing experience
It is adorable how the translators don't know the word "fuck" and that these aliens don't really know what that means in human culture
I'd love a book based on this
This was funny
:)
I think I had a stroke listening to this one
We are the fuckers, beware :)
Copulate. Quicki. Hahahahaha.
:)
That was awesome
glad you liked
I thought that this was a copulating good story👍
So no one mentioning the infamous gas-x scout ship? Lol
Bob the dragon
Due to the F word in use, humans become known by it as our name.
That was great.
F.T.A !
Someone had fun with the find and replace tool and this script. Or three aliens need to learn some proper profanity.
How many takes did it take to record this without laughing 😅
86th, 1 July 2023
So it was funny at first but than I got annoyed liberal use of copulating is annoying…