10K hours in HOI4 be like:
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- How many hours have you played?
Credits to Kai Cenat for original video
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hoi4 players being able to micro the soviet front completely but still not being able to micro manage taking a shower
Jokes on you I have over 10000 hours and can't micro the Soviet front
Hoi4 players being able to handle the soviet border but cannot handle a single conversation with a woman
Bro i have over2k hours i played every possible path in kx but still cant talk to women
*can micro defend sralin line for 3 hours*
*gets bored of cleaning after 0.02 seconds*
I don't think anyone can micro soviet front in mp, at least not the whole front
-911 what's your emergency?
- My Mali isn't Maliing
We are sending the SWAT right now
Haha I love dad jokes
1000 hours Is when you can micromanage both the eastern and western fronts at the same time but cant manage a conversation with a woman.
15k hrs still can't
You need arty support and more mechanised.
Who needs women anyways, as long as I can talk to men… 😂
@@mh.gamer.1809yes the boys got us
Men are better anyway 😉
10000 hours and still cant figure out the navy
Just build enough navy to beat other
Too little navy? Build more navy, enemy still destroy your navy? More navy. More navy? Yes more navy.
重製！
1. Produce random ships
2. Merge into 1 navy
3. Assign general (optional)
4. Strike force
That’s all!
The way the gods intended it to be
*Every HOI4 player and the voices*
E
6k hours, can do a WC as Luxemburg but still cant manage to get a life :(
A soul for a soul i guess
Bro I got 3.5k and I still can’t form Rosa Benelux.
I mainly like playing the powers that have a strong enough industry for tanks, so, Hungary, Romania, Germany, Soviets, and Italy if I want to form Rome for a giant battle with the Soviets in 42’.
"English or Spanish?"
"I`m a Hearts of iron 4 player)"
Basement guy be cooking🔥
❤️
Daddy paradox… it’s been 43 days of pretending to be a random person when in reality we are teasing the new stupidly overpowered Luxembourg dlc… please return my family…
😂
I have more than 2000 hours in hoi4, from waiting for the DLS I already took over the world for Tuva and Luxembourg, where is the DLS?
we achieved the purest form of autism where able to play as bhutan in the most casual multiplayer game
British italy
Classic Regno Del Sud moment.
German and Japanese focus tree rework 🗣️
and here we are wanting hoi5 for doing the same all over again with just shinier graphics and gameplay improvements
How tf did you get heart for this
hoi4 dev team is chad
and 3d leader models... WAIT NO 💀💀💀
And I still don't know how to use my navy
Just like the rest of us
I love how cursed you can make the world in hoi4 lol.
i'm trying to gain one factory in algeria
at the 10000th hour is when you realize you really have an addiction...
3000 hours in and I’ve played every mod my PC can run and every nation
Dedication✨
British Italy indépendant transylvania destroyed ussr anchlused Austria bro and what's with Africa
hmm can you pls make hoi4 free to own forever or you can make whole game free to own forever if you download this game in a specific day or a week? you can get more profit
free = more players = more people will get addict = many will buy dlc = profit
After 10k hours
Ohhh thats how navies work 😂
when you lack control in your real life so you need to micro barbarossa instead
I say the same thing I say when people ask if I felt I wasted my life spending ~12 years playing WoW. "It's not a waste if you had fun and made new friends in the process." Never got why games have the stigma when movies, TV, and watching sports doesn't.
I have 2k hours and I have never played half of the countries that have focus trees
I have over 1k and ive only played as 9 countires.
Day forty-nine of asking for a Tannu Tuva DLC
5000 hours, dont know how to use air
A little over 2k hours here, how do I win as Italy?
British Italy Lmao
Bottom Text
Literally me lol. 10k hours and navy is just...well, I just spam submarines lol
Whatever floats... or sinks... your boat
We gain memories about how the supply always running out from the soldiers
"Again?!" Hahah
How do i get woman? Simple i tell them "I understand how navy works in hoi4"
That's makes the ladies go crazy!😊
Why are updates taking you so long?
We gain enjoyment!
That's all we need✨
Still using only submarines.
Add Mongolian dlc
Counterpoint. Play Kaiserredux, you WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF STUPID PATHS to play with.
I sometimes play random ahh nations like cuba or north korea or prussia sometimes even egypt
I got 3k hours but never gonna play like Mali or TNO
You can't convince me Hoi4/Paradox doesn't have a phline with the military for potential military strategists (Military only, because no sane man knows how the Navy works)
My cousin has 100k+ hours and still plays the same countryes:germany,france and luxembourh
10,000 hours of HOI just to be able to say you could have won the war as Germany if you were in charge by exploiting game mechanics and AI
Day ??? Of asking for hoi4 official modding guide.
I once had a game where Italy was purported by Ethiopia in 1941, America lost to the banana republic (Nicaragua) and Japan was democratic and at war with their former puppets
600 hours and i still havent gotten Time Is On Our Side achievement
While im playing i either listen to a documentary or read while playing
give...
give my life back
YOU DAMN LIZARD
Restarting games over and over because AI refuse take some focuses for my achievement runs 😭😭😭
people with 10k hours are the kind of people to think they would of been an amazing general in ww2
My life be like:
I feel the same and I’ve played less then a thousand.
I think I need to feed Paradox for more dlcs…
Now do millennium dawn. +10k hours
millennium dawn is great. Also does anybody know a good ww1 mod.
Please tell the victoria admin to change the new update!!!
*me playing the Soviet Union for the 1millionth time
Very good geographic skills.....😅
Day2 of asking for maghreb DLC
US and USSR right before starting a third world war
I feel disturbingly called out
It’s been 2 years hoi4, we want all of the updat- I mean dlcs now!
Yet you still can't understand navy.
Me just having 500 hours (so less)
I need a focus tree that includes getting women
I dont need monkeys to tell me how many hours I played
Don't forget play in everyway
Good idea to attract new players
Keep going
I am almost at 1000 hours and I have around 20 achievements
🎉🎉🎉
Bro this game is too complicated i cant play
CAN WE GET TURKİSH LANGUAGE UPDATE PLEASE
Quarter way thre 2663 hours in
Multiply that by minimum wage
Time for multiplayer!!!
maus.
Real
HOI4 is the only game that roasts itself
😂😂
Me who has no idea how to use planes n boats
Im omw to that 1 year of playtime
I only got 300 hours 😞
Bro do you not want us to play?
9 999 hours is enough. After that: touch some grass
Alrighty
@@HeartsOfIronOfficialwhat is grass is that the Planes Terrain idk what that is
tannu tuva update Maybe in Asia Rework also this Makes me mad Why can I not release Slovakia in beginning of the game😡😡😡
I dont understand???.
African Albania¿?????
Bro I have over 900 hours in this game and I still don’t understand anything about naval invasions or paradropping. I just know to pick 2 or 3 units when naval invading so it’s quicker
2500 1/4 way in
God Dammit.
Liberia:
We're gaining an addiction ofcourse!
fr I keep getting addicted to hoi4 and nearly overdosed 😔
mods:
PTSD
Damn
When you can manage the entire Soviet-Axis front but can’t manage a conversation with a woman
Hoi4 players being able to take on germany, the soviet union and america as iceland and still cant speak to a woman
ong
I have over 1400 hours played and yet, still dont know how the navy works
imperterrita
На счётчик нас поставили типо
100%
It’s depressing
British Italy cant hurt you, its not real
Brirish Italy :
even hoi4 knows what reputation hoi4 has