White Stag Education is Terrifying & Hilarious

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  • @PartyHat217
    @PartyHat217 10 місяців тому +3971

    I find it funny that the last line of defense between humanity and the powers of evil is the US park service.

    • @moldovancrisis5482
      @moldovancrisis5482 10 місяців тому +127

      Lore Lodge would not approve. 🤣

    • @AsperTheGhost
      @AsperTheGhost 9 місяців тому +57

      Least believable aspect to any analog horror story and that's saying something.

    • @Eidolon98
      @Eidolon98 9 місяців тому +198

      It’s one of the few government entities I would actually kinda trust. Sorta

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 9 місяців тому +20

      It always has been

    • @lephinor2458
      @lephinor2458 9 місяців тому +4

      @@moldovancrisis5482 do you know why, I can't remember.

  • @mudnarchist
    @mudnarchist 11 місяців тому +11549

    When ranger Craig tells me about false trails, I sit my white ass down and listen.

    • @Creeperocket
      @Creeperocket 11 місяців тому +460

      Amen

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +81

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions 11 місяців тому +454

      when rangers speak you listen period honestly. theyre right up there with folks that work with elderly, suicide hotline/911 dispatch operators, and folks that work with special needs kids in sainthood in my eyes. you need veterinary education AND all the other higher education on top of that to be a ranger, and they only make $60k a year for all of that qualifications. you gotta really want to do it, and I applaud the hell out of their efforts. nothing but respect in a world full of scumbags poisoning the only known life in the universe

    • @Hibgiddty
      @Hibgiddty 11 місяців тому +53

      @@TheHippyProductions bro what

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions 11 місяців тому +161

      @@mudnarchist what are you implying went over my head exactly? the thing you repeated from the video? yeah no I got that just fine thanks I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate good folk but I guess that must be offensive enough to some people to warrant more regurgitation

  • @8bitbreadbox
    @8bitbreadbox 9 місяців тому +646

    You're in a room with three grown men. You feel completely safe. Who are they?
    Rangers Craig, Luke, and Dan

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 2 місяці тому +4

      I mean Luke would be a corpse so...

    • @flamboyantroach
      @flamboyantroach 2 місяці тому +42

      @@petepeterson5917 i'd argue that makes it more impressive that you could feel safe around him. even in death his good vibes persist.

    • @Dung_DefenderW.M
      @Dung_DefenderW.M 2 місяці тому +8

      Gotta add father Garcia

    • @Ly_7838
      @Ly_7838 29 днів тому +5

      ​​@@flamboyantroachhell, feel like Luke has vibes so good even death will let him live....as long as you're in the room with Luke....

    • @therealglosetik
      @therealglosetik 15 днів тому +1

      @@Dung_DefenderW.M FROM FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITY-

  • @JackCrow0
    @JackCrow0 11 місяців тому +5962

    I like the implication that the devil is trapped in New Jersey.

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 11 місяців тому +824

      Truly a fate worse than death

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 11 місяців тому +499

      Worst punishment one could face: being in New Jersey

    • @cadestekly6410
      @cadestekly6410 11 місяців тому +382

      Is that what Jesus meant when he bound the devil to hell?

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 11 місяців тому +220

      That makes sense Jersey is The Great Pit. Now I understand why my ex lives there.

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 11 місяців тому +87

      @@ladykoiwolfe your ex is secretly the devil

  • @samsams2258
    @samsams2258 11 місяців тому +4070

    "I smoked too much weed, read too much McCarthy and watched too much Wendigoon and now I believe in God again" that is one hell od a mood.

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel 10 місяців тому +125

      straight out of dracula flow

    • @AviendhaR
      @AviendhaR 10 місяців тому +150

      I'm an atheist normally but when I turn on a windi video I'm romen catholic

    • @justinbennett9998
      @justinbennett9998 10 місяців тому +82

      As a recovering Satanist I can completely identify with that sentiment.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 10 місяців тому +80

      ​@@justinbennett9998I'm glad you made it out, brother. 😁👍🏻
      God's even gladder, though. 😉👍🏻

    • @BxBxProductions
      @BxBxProductions 9 місяців тому +2

      kekd hard

  • @Luxuries2004
    @Luxuries2004 6 місяців тому +411

    whoever said " ITS GYAAT GOONING TIME FOR CRAIG ", there's a special ring of hell just for you

  • @thelostone2008
    @thelostone2008 11 місяців тому +4234

    Strongest characters in fiction:
    - Goku
    - Saitama
    - Ranger Craig

    • @jaxunfields
      @jaxunfields 11 місяців тому +229

      Order is bottom up right

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 11 місяців тому +74

      @@jaxunfieldsgot to be.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 11 місяців тому +66

      Your order is a little mixed up by you got spirit

    • @macaemeia146
      @macaemeia146 10 місяців тому +56

      na, ranger craig clapps them both at the same time with dr manhathan helping them

    • @David-xf1hd
      @David-xf1hd 10 місяців тому +37

      @@jaxunfields he put goku first cause hes scared of the cartel

  • @timothypage252
    @timothypage252 11 місяців тому +3716

    "Furry Convention in Pine Barrens Goes Wrong As Ranger Craig Comes In Shooting"

    • @dinamyter2860
      @dinamyter2860 11 місяців тому +228

      Ranger Craig saves the day again

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 11 місяців тому +145

      They were too distracted by his LV. 5 gyatt to see it comin'.

    • @blugger
      @blugger 11 місяців тому +174

      Ranger Craig,
      Clocks in, Glocks out

    • @macaemeia146
      @macaemeia146 10 місяців тому +21

      based

    • @kfscas
      @kfscas 10 місяців тому +29

      @@bluggerthat sentence is absolutely engraved into my mind now, thank you so much 😂

  • @BasidialQuill
    @BasidialQuill 10 місяців тому +1227

    58:50 Ranger Craig yelling with an authority that could make the weather change made me laugh unreasonably hard.

    • @ghostofanant
      @ghostofanant 2 місяці тому +2

      I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT MADE YOU UNREASONABLY HARD I'M BLIND

    • @Kavehaiku
      @Kavehaiku Місяць тому

      @@ghostofanant HELP ME?? (Ken Currie pfp fire)

  • @TrojanAtTheGates
    @TrojanAtTheGates 11 місяців тому +7789

    I got so concerned when he said "My wife's dead but what can you do." Then I realized something "happening" to his wife is a running gag on the side channel. 😂🤣

    • @himwiththehair8118
      @himwiththehair8118 11 місяців тому +89

      Same haha

    • @MythicRanger2401
      @MythicRanger2401 11 місяців тому +1310

      I remember back when he posted a video called "playing COD because my wife left me" and everyone was leaving him supportive comments about moving on. She'd left for a work trip lmfao

    • @Shadowbard379
      @Shadowbard379 11 місяців тому +186

      Thank you for explaining cause I’ve not seen that before. Got worried lol

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 11 місяців тому +468

      @@MythicRanger2401it’s even funnier because they had gotten married less than a week prior

    • @elisabetzavala6535
      @elisabetzavala6535 11 місяців тому +151

      I was so confused and worried 😟 he sounded so passively sad and apathetic 😭 like, sir please don't scare me I was actually checking Instagram and sh-it.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 11 місяців тому +2884

    "common Satan L" actually made me fall off my chair in laughter, and I'm not even religious

    • @FezMooseLive
      @FezMooseLive 11 місяців тому +232

      If hell exist, I'm going there.
      And imma hit Satan with that "L+No Faith+Locked out of heaven+Heretic traitor+No maidens."

    • @sammieslaterjr.8982
      @sammieslaterjr.8982 11 місяців тому +125

      ​@@FezMooseLive Satan *fell off* fr

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 11 місяців тому +89

      That action was in fact approved by the Vatican and father Garcia

    • @William_Bill_Overbeck
      @William_Bill_Overbeck 10 місяців тому +71

      @@sammieslaterjr.8982 Literally fell off 💀

    • @FloofTheBoi
      @FloofTheBoi 10 місяців тому +31

      This feels like the “I miss the old Kanye” of Christianity

  • @kfscas
    @kfscas 10 місяців тому +764

    14:56
    Luke & Dan: *Running for their lives and one of them (can’t tell who) getting absolutely torn to shreds*
    Wendigoon: *Explaining how you shouldn’t use Jesus’s name in vain*

    • @Real_human12
      @Real_human12 8 місяців тому +45

      Craig wouldn’t need jesus

    • @RhulksJuicyKnockers
      @RhulksJuicyKnockers 8 місяців тому +33

      15:08 it's luke screaming
      Edit: went to the white stag education channel community tab, luke is confirmed dead.

    • @CongressGamingINC
      @CongressGamingINC 7 місяців тому +21

      Nah because honestly I said the same exact thing he said right before he said it🤣 I said “keep saying that name, just not in… *screaming in the background* that. way😅”

    • @flyingace5057
      @flyingace5057 Місяць тому

      It was absolutely fucking hilarious

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Місяць тому +4

      Ok first of all i think he was saying it more of a “jesus christ please help me” sorta way. Secondly last i checked using gods name in vein means using gods name falsely to further your own agenda.

  • @MeloniestNeon
    @MeloniestNeon 11 місяців тому +2348

    Oh GOSH, I never realized during the campfire stories when the puppets all say "But we can't rest until our stories are told!" That's in reference to the dead kids' tragedies being brought to light by the show's creators... This series is amazing I can't wait to see where it goes from here!

    • @risingoblivion2024
      @risingoblivion2024 11 місяців тому +93

      That is such a nice detail I didn’t even realize until you mentioned it

    • @icyfire7604
      @icyfire7604 11 місяців тому +151

      43:35 I also noticed as they were talking around the campfire you can hear the strangers whistling to each other in the background.

    • @ajzorger93
      @ajzorger93 11 місяців тому +44

      Made my skin crawl rewatching this and noticing that line

    • @MeloniestNeon
      @MeloniestNeon 11 місяців тому +60

      @@ajzorger93 I had the same revelation when I realized all the credits themes had the stranger motif, especially because I usually skip credits for internet series because they tend to break immersion

    • @ajzorger93
      @ajzorger93 11 місяців тому +22

      @@MeloniestNeon I feel that. There are so many little nuances to this series

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 11 місяців тому +2273

    It's really nice to see an Analog Horror series where every institution ISN'T in cahoots with the literal devil, and we've got actual good guys to root for in the absolute GOAT that is Ranger Craig.

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 11 місяців тому +144

      too bad that makes it not like real life where every institution is in cahoots with the devil

    • @CommunismIsCringe
      @CommunismIsCringe 11 місяців тому +31

      So you didn't notice that the song during the "In Memory of" part is the same tune as the whistling?

    • @nobodyspecial6317
      @nobodyspecial6317 11 місяців тому +19

      @@CommunismIsCringe It shows up way more than just there.

    • @CommunismIsCringe
      @CommunismIsCringe 11 місяців тому +7

      @@nobodyspecial6317 Where?

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac 11 місяців тому +72

      Ranger Isaiah debuting when?? These guys gotta invite him on as a cameo or something, this hits all the marks for something Wendigoon would love no wonder it was recommended.
      The rangers are indeed the BOYS. All of them are legends omfg

  • @AsperTheGhost
    @AsperTheGhost 9 місяців тому +353

    Ranger "We can't let God do all the work" Craig

    • @caseb66
      @caseb66 3 місяці тому +11

      Amen! Craig out there laying down demonic Strangers with a tiny pistol.
      I would’ve wanted an automatic of some sort. Heck! Even something with a drum magazine would be more helpful. But Ranger “We can’t let God do all the work” Craig is going boldly into Satans crater forest, all while using a small 9mm
      (I’m not 100% sure what gun he’s using, not a professional acknowledgement)

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Місяць тому +1

      @@caseb66and yeah, probably 9mm at the smallest. Good for a small pistol but still actually useful

  • @Espera88V
    @Espera88V 11 місяців тому +3439

    At 8:25 the names spell out “Innocent, Send help”

  • @ThermonuclearOssification
    @ThermonuclearOssification 11 місяців тому +1446

    *Rex or Ranger Luke speaks*
    Isaiah: Hey! My friends! I sure love these guys!
    *Anna breathes*
    Isaiah: Silence, W E N C H

    • @macaemeia146
      @macaemeia146 10 місяців тому +17

      exactly what I said

    • @grillingbabies
      @grillingbabies 10 місяців тому +33

      THAT PART HAD ME THROWN

    • @RaphaelRavenwing
      @RaphaelRavenwing 9 місяців тому +16

      Only Men may speak on this holy channel!

    • @nanogex2970
      @nanogex2970 7 місяців тому +13

      Pure childlike actions watching a kids show

  • @theenigma2897
    @theenigma2897 10 місяців тому +1867

    If Craig was alive in the Wild West, I can assure you Blood Meridian would've gone down differently.

    • @DaCrazyHand
      @DaCrazyHand 9 місяців тому +160

      He's not having ANY of the Judge's crap.

    • @varashamus7633
      @varashamus7633 8 місяців тому +25

      oh You know it!

    • @mackybell14
      @mackybell14 6 місяців тому +80

      I can imagine the ending of Blood Meridian where the judge is dancing and screaming about how he will never die...
      Only for a mysterious ranger to slowly stroll into town atop a white steed.
      All while playing a familiar tune in his harmonica.

    • @m1xxx3r
      @m1xxx3r 6 місяців тому

      If Craig was in Blood Meridian then Anna would've been The Judge

    • @AWEismaschine
      @AWEismaschine 5 місяців тому +33

      @@mackybell14 He was an US Park Ranger wouldn't be too long in town, he was looking for an outlaw by the name of Judge Holden

  • @menace2somefriend2others
    @menace2somefriend2others 11 місяців тому +657

    The idea of New Jersey being the garden Eden fuckin kills me as a local 😂

    • @KH12foreve
      @KH12foreve 11 місяців тому +81

      I mean, it IS the garden state lol

    • @owenparris7490
      @owenparris7490 11 місяців тому +58

      You'd think it'd be in Africa or the Middle East, but no, New Jersey lol.

    • @NotA-Lizard
      @NotA-Lizard 10 місяців тому

      Mormons say St Louis is the garden of eden. Yep, if by garden you mean meth labs and eden you mean tweeked the fuck out

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 10 місяців тому +119

      @@owenparris7490 New Jersey being the origin of all human sin is a perfect description.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 9 місяців тому +9

      the pennsylvania/nj area is where life first crawled outta the mud iirc, so, not too far off.

  • @TotallyADuck420
    @TotallyADuck420 11 місяців тому +2127

    Idk if it came up in the original VOD or not, but the White Stag is also another myth in NJ (similar to the Jersey Devil). Apparently, a man was driving a stagecoach through the pine barrens when he was roadblocked by a white stag. When he got off the carriage and walked further down the road, he discovered that the bridge he was meant to go over had been destroyed (I think by a storm?), and that he, his horses, and cargo would have fallen into it had the stag not stopped them. The White Stag is seen as a good omen that prevents disasters from happening, much in the same way that the park rangers prevent hikers from going down false trails. In that sense, White Stag Education is a very fitting name for what they do (but also I love the biblical interpretation, and wouldn't be surprised if that was also intended).

    • @nekotrashwillnyanforcash
      @nekotrashwillnyanforcash 11 місяців тому +76

      Parallels nicely with rangers keeping hikers off false trails.

    • @lapistmacir1014
      @lapistmacir1014 11 місяців тому +31

      Also a white stag is an important symbol in european myths.

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 11 місяців тому +56

      @@nekotrashwillnyanforcashsuch a good idea. Yeah the Rangers are the White Stags, and in turn angels keeping people safe. As we know that in judgement day the angels will fight with the demons. So, now we wait to see which Ranger is supposed to be Michael

    • @weirdosandwitches4379
      @weirdosandwitches4379 11 місяців тому +11

      the inverse of Mothman

    • @venmasters21
      @venmasters21 11 місяців тому +3

      Ohh, I never knew that. That's actually super cool!

  • @D.a.m.i.e.n.w
    @D.a.m.i.e.n.w 10 місяців тому +549

    There’s a story that goes along with the white stag in the pine barrens. It’s about this guy who was like riding in a wagon or walking on a trail during a horrible thunderstorm and right when he was about to go on a bridge to cross a river, a white stag jumped in-front of him making him stop and just a few seconds later, the bridge he could’ve been on, got swept away in the storm and ever since then few people have reported seeing a white stag in the area trying to like warn them of danger or to be cautious of what’s ahead so just like White Stag Education, the white stag warns people of the dangers of the pine barrens and is the opposite of the jersey devil.

    • @varashamus7633
      @varashamus7633 8 місяців тому +38

      oh wow. Not even joking, that is cool lore and brilliant association.

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 7 місяців тому +23

      Damn the pine Barrens have a lot more lore than I expected

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 6 місяців тому +20

      @@thezackast2752 north american crypid lore is insane. The creatures of the USA and canada are so cool

    • @shyhexx
      @shyhexx 6 місяців тому +8

      Oh wow! that ties into Intuitane perfectly, like it's a drug that forewarns danger just like the white stag does, thank you for that information

    • @chillax319
      @chillax319 6 місяців тому +3

      That explains alot.

  • @jimmydebaser2038
    @jimmydebaser2038 11 місяців тому +1324

    the dancing about half hour in is the most "christen youth group leader" Wendigoon has ever looked

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 11 місяців тому +93

      It reminded me of the guy who ran the Youth Fellowship in the church I used to go to. That's almost the exact kind of dance he would do.

    • @tableofteaspoons
      @tableofteaspoons 10 місяців тому +29

      he just gives that vibe and now hes delivered

  • @Do_It_Now_XD
    @Do_It_Now_XD 11 місяців тому +1126

    "Pine Barrens Hiking Safety"
    As someone from New Jersey, my only Pine Barrens safety tip is don't come to New Jersey.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +3

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @discofraud
      @discofraud 11 місяців тому +60

      I heard if two italian men offer to take you to pine barrens to dig a ditch, you politely decline

    • @lastoflancas
      @lastoflancas 11 місяців тому +15

      As a fellow those-cursed-with-Jersey, I agree.

    • @MuricanBearWarrior
      @MuricanBearWarrior 11 місяців тому +18

      As someone who has lived in the Pine Barrens all my life, I can confirm this is true.

    • @FirithPanda
      @FirithPanda 11 місяців тому +4

      @@MuricanBearWarrior Ayo waitaminute

  • @kirkrenshaw7713
    @kirkrenshaw7713 8 місяців тому +104

    I need a horror fps based off of this where you can play as ranger craig and just go beserk on these strangers

  • @chknman420
    @chknman420 11 місяців тому +963

    the strangers have different taxonomy, "homo" means they are in the same genus as us but they are a different species, "personatus" means masked. This could confirm them as not human

    • @darkkiller_2127
      @darkkiller_2127 11 місяців тому +105

      Plot twist: these guys r the Nephilim

    • @thegreivousone2444
      @thegreivousone2444 11 місяців тому +55

      Furries 😔

    • @charles21137
      @charles21137 11 місяців тому

      @@darkkiller_2127”GUYS GUYS, I just went to Bible study last Monday and, while reading Genesis, I discovered what the passage about Nephilim is about! I know it’s going to sound crazy but here me out…” -every Christian mom ever

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 7 місяців тому

      Or they're pretentious bastards who wanted to be a different species, but the best they could convince someone to do was say "yeah they wear masks"

    • @corinneamani8823
      @corinneamani8823 7 місяців тому +19

      They might be half angel since something something book of Enoch something something angels bangin humans

  • @Skygirl-rp4ob
    @Skygirl-rp4ob 11 місяців тому +1135

    🌸Cool lore tidbit: the flowers that keep getting panned to in the latest episode are known as lambkill or sheep's laurel. They look very pretty and appealing, so sheep often eat them. These flowers, however, are highly poisonous and kill those who aren't careful or don't know any better, causing any sheep that eats them to die. The more you know!

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 10 місяців тому +95

      And in the Bible, God is commonly referred to as the Shepherd and his Followers as the Sheep.
      So the Flower kinda makes me think of Satan in a metaphorical way. This series has a lot of meanings worked into it.

    • @JonahTheMans
      @JonahTheMans 10 місяців тому +44

      Boy I sure hope those aren’t deliberate choices that are thematically relevant, that would be bad news for the characters!

    • @ethanarnold7328
      @ethanarnold7328 10 місяців тому +3

      Ask😮Sss

    • @ethanarnold7328
      @ethanarnold7328 10 місяців тому

      @@americankid7782s

    • @matthizillax
      @matthizillax 9 місяців тому +7

      I think it's actually mountain laurel, sheep kill is pink.

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 8 місяців тому +69

    53:31 This is why when Craig tells you about false trails, you sit your wide ass down and listen

  • @froggie610
    @froggie610 11 місяців тому +1092

    Ranger Craig is so much of a chad that he's literally an angel.

    • @AuuuuuuuuuuuA
      @AuuuuuuuuuuuA 9 місяців тому +52

      Ranger Luke is implied to be litterally an angel.
      Or to be WITH the angels, at least.

    • @IDontmeanit
      @IDontmeanit 9 місяців тому +13

      Luke sucks tho, we want Craig

    • @spaceiscool5729
      @spaceiscool5729 8 місяців тому +27

      @@AuuuuuuuuuuuA Lukes literally with the angels because he's dead :(

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Місяць тому

      41:47 screw the obscure Michael reference, ranger craig is the real burning sword

  • @fred_______
    @fred_______ 11 місяців тому +832

    47:32 the idea of using these kid's "legacy" or whatever the right word is to educate children abt the strangers in the woods so their tragic deaths wouldn't happen to any other kids is actually really sweet in a sad way

    • @Peachghost4348
      @Peachghost4348 11 місяців тому +70

      Memory might be a better word for it then switch to legacy when their memory gets used for stranger danger

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade 11 місяців тому +4

      fnaf lore

    • @tacticalshrubbery
      @tacticalshrubbery 13 днів тому +1

      "We can't rest until our stories are told!"

  • @sandyr5407
    @sandyr5407 10 місяців тому +290

    50:10 Ranger Craig doesn't have cake. He has the whole bakery. 😌🙏

    • @burpaleese
      @burpaleese 3 місяці тому +7

      “Cease this tomfoolery at once!” - Wendigoon

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 11 місяців тому +489

    "When Craig talks about -demons- False Trails, I sit my white ass down" made me bust up laughing. This is an amazing ARG too!

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 10 місяців тому +4

      its not an arg, its a webseries

  • @DaddyG_23
    @DaddyG_23 11 місяців тому +732

    "I don't care if it's a furry, execute it". - Wendigoon 2024
    😂😂😂

  • @Milanium215
    @Milanium215 10 місяців тому +185

    Ranger Dan: The Leader
    Ranger Luke: The Bard
    Ranger Craig: The Fighter

  • @nari1658
    @nari1658 11 місяців тому +1806

    the camera blurring when he gets jumpscared around the 5min mark is hilarious

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +6

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @Drmorbiusgunn
      @Drmorbiusgunn 11 місяців тому +7

      You see when I get scared I just hit the windows key

    • @SPACESTATIONLEVEL7
      @SPACESTATIONLEVEL7 11 місяців тому +3

      @@p-__Thatvwas a KNEE slapper! 😂😂😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 11 місяців тому +9

      29:25 I lost it at this part
      "SHUT UP ANNA!"

    • @DookieStain007
      @DookieStain007 11 місяців тому +2

      Actually a defense mechanism

  • @Moshie107
    @Moshie107 11 місяців тому +454

    54:35 "Tempting Sights and Sounds. For You that's just Ranger Craig"
    Couldn't be more right.

    • @Kivdasato
      @Kivdasato 11 місяців тому +12

      I listened to this in virtual class and broke out in a giggle

  • @iluvyouall
    @iluvyouall 10 місяців тому +209

    For my 6th grade year, my school went to this campsite in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as like a field trip, one of the counselors told us the stories of the Jersey Devil and obviously we would be terrified.
    But once they sent all of us back to our cabins, it would always be pitch dark outside, no lights, you can’t see anything four feet away from you, in order to travel in the darkness you had to hold hand with your peers. All of us were always terrified every night we had to go back to our cabins.
    Unfortunately, the last night we went back to our cabin, we lost on of my cabin peers, we heard a scream and the counselors looked everywere for him. they did find him, but his leg was bitten into and bleeding a lot. but from what i heard after they took him away was that he said he swore he heard someone whisper into his ear and then he fell to the floor. he trully believed that night the jersey devil had got to him.

    • @BabyGirlGrave
      @BabyGirlGrave 9 місяців тому +10

      Did they ever find out what bit him?

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 8 місяців тому +17

      ​@@BabyGirlGraveI feel like if we knew the size of the bite we could figure it out

    • @BabyGirlGrave
      @BabyGirlGrave 8 місяців тому

      @@bec7080 Maybe🤷‍♂️

  • @LudicolloEnjoyer
    @LudicolloEnjoyer 11 місяців тому +701

    Chat yelling about Park Ranger Craig's Lv5 Gyatt got me howling like an idiot 50:21

  • @AestheticaWolf
    @AestheticaWolf 11 місяців тому +781

    So Jersey native here and the lady wasnt cursed by a witch she was tired of having children and said "let this one be a devil then" and wooooop

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it's really a story about how women need reproductive agency.

    • @noneknowstheswagger
      @noneknowstheswagger 9 місяців тому +131

      why is that so funny to me 😭😭 imagine growing up and having to explain your sibling was such a mistake it’s literally the fucking devil

    • @IDontmeanit
      @IDontmeanit 9 місяців тому +3

      I live outside Atlantic City. 😁

    • @AsharaAlras
      @AsharaAlras 8 місяців тому +31

      Child support truly has bewildering consequences.

    • @coffincar5507
      @coffincar5507 7 місяців тому +9

      In the words of BDG 'Oh God, I'm gonna have another baby!'

  • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
    @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 10 місяців тому +89

    1:13:32
    "I'll see you at The Gates, but not inside of Them" is a top tier Wendigoon line

  • @bone3695
    @bone3695 11 місяців тому +384

    56:52 MORDACAI AND RIGBY GOT A NEW GIG, SACRAFICING LOST HIKERS TO THE AVERSARY

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 11 місяців тому +79

      SACRIFICE PEOPLE TO OUR DARK LORD OR YOUR FIRED!
      -Benson

    • @ToxicGazelle
      @ToxicGazelle 11 місяців тому +16

      @@thediam0nddrag0n78 aw man

    • @zeldamaniac14
      @zeldamaniac14 11 місяців тому +13

      So what is Skips job? Fixing sacrifices?

    • @alexanderstavroulakis335
      @alexanderstavroulakis335 11 місяців тому +22

      @@zeldamaniac14 What ISN'T Skips' job?

    • @bone3695
      @bone3695 11 місяців тому +12

      @@zeldamaniac14 training strangers for hunting gambits

  • @leroyporter3801
    @leroyporter3801 11 місяців тому +677

    26:54 the weeping child angel is a urn, my parents had one like it for my brother. Its probably for the kid in the picture next to it

    • @MeloniestNeon
      @MeloniestNeon 11 місяців тому +114

      Every detail I learn about that episode that foreshadows the kids' death is just... Mwah, this series is so effective.
      I'm also sorry for your loss, may he rest well in heaven.

    • @leroyporter3801
      @leroyporter3801 11 місяців тому +47

      @@MeloniestNeon thank you but I never met him, I’m the second born.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 11 місяців тому +27

      Oh, so it's a lot like lambs on graves. My older sister has one on hers. We're in the same club there.

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 11 місяців тому +8

      Aaron earned an iron urn

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 11 місяців тому +10

      Im sorry for your loss

  • @cactynemann4356
    @cactynemann4356 10 місяців тому +481

    30:14 bible study boy with a little bit of swag busts it down Sunday school style, is he goated with the Lord?

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 8 місяців тому +38

      He is goated with our Lord

    • @CongressGamingINC
      @CongressGamingINC 7 місяців тому +18

      @@engagingbus7991HALLELUJER!! AMEN!🙏🏼

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 6 місяців тому +19

      75% of those words are in the bible

    • @no-nowanna
      @no-nowanna 6 місяців тому +6

      @@pokechimp1544”bust it down” is definitely used in the New Testament.

    • @pokechimp1544
      @pokechimp1544 6 місяців тому +11

      @@no-nowanna yeah you're right I forgot it's been a while since I've seen the bible trilogy

  • @brunoterrosa7465
    @brunoterrosa7465 11 місяців тому +453

    01:01:20 "I don't care if it's a furry, execute it"-Father Isaiah during the Strangers war, 2024.

  • @thehazyblob
    @thehazyblob 11 місяців тому +724

    Wendigoon got beef with a sock puppet.

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey 11 місяців тому +82

      She was talking shit. Had to check her.

    • @blakeveracruz122
      @blakeveracruz122 11 місяців тому +34

      Anna was ready to throw Wendi to the wolves (wolf? 👵🏻) she cannot be trusted

    • @esvete9787
      @esvete9787 11 місяців тому +34

      I read this as Wellington got beef and he does

    • @lewis5341
      @lewis5341 6 місяців тому

      I mean she was chattin' shit to be fair

    • @Heathenshalt
      @Heathenshalt Місяць тому

      He's basically Eminem

  • @Frostaltered
    @Frostaltered 3 місяці тому +15

    56:24
    “MORDECAI, RIGBY, IF YOU DONT GET THE DEVIL OUT OF THE PARK BY THE TIME I GET BACK, YOURE FIRED!!” - Ranger Craig, probably

  • @unclet9825
    @unclet9825 11 місяців тому +518

    Perhaps the Park rangers are essentially the human paladins under the guidance of angels to fight back the forces of "The Adversary" within the park.

    • @Eagle93Writer
      @Eagle93Writer 11 місяців тому +100

      Multiclassing? In this economy?

    • @hydra_lisk
      @hydra_lisk 11 місяців тому +23

      Watch your tone with me boy, you may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin

    • @unclet9825
      @unclet9825 11 місяців тому

      As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, There's something about the Adversary you should know...@@hydra_lisk

    • @seankuklo2798
      @seankuklo2798 11 місяців тому +14

      Agreed. Pastors keeping people on the right path.

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 5 місяців тому +4

      This series made me realize how cool the ranger uniform is
      Also wouldn't park rangers be closer to the ranger class lol

  • @TheBucketDealer
    @TheBucketDealer 11 місяців тому +969

    RANGER CRAIG!
    I remember when Wendigoon was on his streaming bender, and as he was taking suggestions on things to watch, we were graced by Ranger Craig. Ahh, so many memories. What a hunk craig is.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @keepinpemdazaliv
      @keepinpemdazaliv 11 місяців тому +93

      @@p-__ ain't got shit on Ranger Craig's farts homie

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 11 місяців тому +43

      I remember how the Lacey Games videos were so fucked up, he pulled up furry art and let chat simp for Ranger Craig to feel better 💀
      My proudest moment is tormenting wendi with Lacey i guess

    • @ThisIsEpicOfficial
      @ThisIsEpicOfficial 11 місяців тому +17

      Ranger Craig gyatt

    • @TheOneWhoKnocc
      @TheOneWhoKnocc 11 місяців тому +14

      GYAAAAAAAAT

  • @matthew_blumenberg
    @matthew_blumenberg 10 місяців тому +93

    The oldest tree referenced in the Tree Friends around 36:00 is the Kabbalah and Qlipoth, the Trees of Life and Death

    • @petehill7280
      @petehill7280 2 місяці тому

      Sephiroth. Yes, the FF character was named after the Kabbalistic tree of life.

  • @sweetalyn23
    @sweetalyn23 11 місяців тому +832

    that one stranger is luring in victims by flashing their leg like one of those old sexy cartoon women.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 8 місяців тому +97

      I've known many of men in my life who would just say "I can't not find out" and go go for it

    • @nexaaaaaaa
      @nexaaaaaaa 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@bec7080 honestly same and I'm not even a man

    • @MaxBushlow
      @MaxBushlow 2 місяці тому

      I seriously thought you were joking......

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 2 місяці тому +1

      that could have easily been a guys leg if they shaved

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Місяць тому

      Nah cause until the mordecai and rigby ones came up I deadass thought “these cultists just run around naked? Jesus you might serve the devil but have some dignity”

  • @patrickallen5282
    @patrickallen5282 11 місяців тому +296

    Craig didn't hesitant to dead check the bunny man. Craig is operator af.

  • @maxruggiero4338
    @maxruggiero4338 8 місяців тому +39

    1:01:27 I still can’t get over the fact that from the moment they called them “bipeds” the next 2/3 closeups we get show them on all 4s😂

  • @jakubgodlewski9104
    @jakubgodlewski9104 11 місяців тому +336

    18:30 I did the math. Assuming an average human weight of 80kg, feeding mice 50mg of a drug is like giving a person 80g of it. A bar of chocolate is usually 100g for comparison.

    • @SwissArmyTin
      @SwissArmyTin 11 місяців тому +50

      An entire chocolate bar's worth of drüg
      mmm, very nice

    • @jakubgodlewski9104
      @jakubgodlewski9104 11 місяців тому +52

      @@SwissArmyTin you see beyond time, space and God for 0.1s and then the brain shuts down immediately lol

    • @Howtoeatrocks
      @Howtoeatrocks 11 місяців тому +37

      Fuck it perc bar

    • @omaribarra8019
      @omaribarra8019 11 місяців тому +18

      Yeah idk why he was saying 200mg is insane for humans when literally ibuprofen comes in 200, 400, and 600 mg

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 11 місяців тому +4

      Soylent green was people. About 100 grams of people.

  • @yeehawwhats
    @yeehawwhats 11 місяців тому +511

    those who werent there for the stream dont know about the HOUR that wendi spent trying to figure put how to play the sheet music shown at 22:37 😭

    • @nikoclesceri2267
      @nikoclesceri2267 11 місяців тому +28

      I was there, it was hilarious

    • @MarkTravis-l6g
      @MarkTravis-l6g 11 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @solethunder111
      @solethunder111 11 місяців тому +6

      Lmfao that's necessary information🤣

    • @TheAverageDaniel
      @TheAverageDaniel 9 місяців тому +3

      yeah but does anyone know where jake was wrong? because i played it on my instrument and it was right.

    • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
      @NormalCardBoardBoxes 8 місяців тому +8

      ⁠@@TheAverageDaniel24:56 The line up notes was correct but Jake didn’t add the line up so that’s how he became a heretic XD

  • @l1feisstressful-dp7ze
    @l1feisstressful-dp7ze 7 місяців тому +16

    50:47 I just absolutly love the fact that wendiggon said "cease this tom foolery at once." that's just too funny

  • @Ninjakimm
    @Ninjakimm 11 місяців тому +493

    2 things that people pointed out in your live chat that you missed because of overwhelming love for Ranger Craig are :-
    1) end song of forest friends resembles the whistle
    2) the drug is probably made from the oldest tree in the forest
    3) there are 4 rangers and 4 dead kids

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 10 місяців тому +26

      Buy one get one free deal

    • @PressBloomYT
      @PressBloomYT 10 місяців тому +89

      The oldest tree being the “tree of knowledge” and the drug being intuition/foresight is insanely cool, so I love this theory

    • @Weezer0418
      @Weezer0418 10 місяців тому +1

      Who are the 4 rangers?

    • @Ninjakimm
      @Ninjakimm 10 місяців тому +12

      @@Weezer0418 dont know the name specific now but 1 who played guitar , fat guy , 1 who we see the end emergency tape running, and 1 form the audio who got attacked .

    • @naked_molerats_are_awesome
      @naked_molerats_are_awesome 10 місяців тому

      Obviously, they're singing the song of the forest

  • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
    @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 11 місяців тому +242

    I love how how demon woods exist with active cults in them and the local government is just like "yeah, just stay on the proper trails otherwise you'll be sacrificed, have a good day!"

    • @Splunkmastah
      @Splunkmastah 11 місяців тому +34

      "We're setting up a cult in this park"
      "Okay, just make sure all guests sign a liability waiver prior to entering the park"

    • @FDproductions912
      @FDproductions912 11 місяців тому +16

      And pay the proper permits. If we profit enough you have no idea how much we'll overlook 🫡

    • @potassiumnitrate420
      @potassiumnitrate420 11 місяців тому +9

      The government unfortunately can't stop some cults

    • @moldovancrisis5482
      @moldovancrisis5482 10 місяців тому +3

      Seems realistic

    • @PinkHibiscus-eh9hy
      @PinkHibiscus-eh9hy 8 місяців тому +1

      lol sounds like south park

  • @AerialAnomaly
    @AerialAnomaly 10 місяців тому +30

    Damn it, I just realized something, I'm working at a summer camp this summer and I'm gonna be scared shitless of walking around in the forests because of this series

    • @zoulara1012
      @zoulara1012 10 місяців тому +2

      Be strong like Craig 👏🏼

  • @Halloweenish
    @Halloweenish 11 місяців тому +162

    I’d wager the “White Stag” is the archangel Uriel. He was mentioned in the second video and is the angel most commonly said to wield the flaming sword and protect the Garden of Eden.

    • @rgama1173
      @rgama1173 10 місяців тому +17

      So the entire thing is Uriel trying to warm people about what is going on

  • @TherronCzank
    @TherronCzank 11 місяців тому +222

    43:35 A whippoorwill cry during nighttime is commonly associated with looming death in Appalachian folklore... and in Hank Williams songs.

    • @ebaia03
      @ebaia03 11 місяців тому +19

      Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, he sounds too blue to fly. It means he’s lost the will to live, and I’m so lonesome I could cry…

  • @Wesearchwifme
    @Wesearchwifme 10 місяців тому +59

    The world’s oldest trees are bristlecone pines in the US and the oldest is called Prometheus while the next oldest is Methuselah.

  • @speckled_crow
    @speckled_crow 11 місяців тому +192

    43:11 the line "we can't rest until our stories are told" makes way more sense when we see the four kids in the end credits of the show.
    I bet the plot events that happen to the puppets is based on what happened to the kids (fishing, getting lost and encountering the strangers, etc.)
    Maybe the Gleeson and Oswald encounter was based on what they *should've* done, hence the emphasis by ranger Luke on doing a good job with the strangers.

  • @theguystealingyourinternet3712
    @theguystealingyourinternet3712 11 місяців тому +300

    I feel like this is the ultimate culmination of all the "Jersey Sucks" jokes I've heard in my life

  • @kuy3796
    @kuy3796 6 місяців тому +17

    It's so funny seeing the screen zoom in on Isiah as he christplains while the characters are screaming the background

  • @DracoFroggo
    @DracoFroggo 11 місяців тому +196

    Man Wendigoon is so savage, "I'll see you at the gates but not inside of them" daaaaaaamn

  • @TheDataByteChannel
    @TheDataByteChannel 11 місяців тому +378

    You saying “Shut Up, Anna”! was the same energy as Dwight telling Micheal's Fake Head from the Halloween episode “Quiet You”!

  • @PhilSwiftOfficial
    @PhilSwiftOfficial 8 місяців тому +21

    The line in Forest Friends about the oldest tree in the forest in reference to the tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden is a really neat detail to put in the episode directly after a drug that gives you unnatural knowledge is introduced

    • @PhilSwiftOfficial
      @PhilSwiftOfficial 8 місяців тому +3

      Also later on with my somewhat basic knowledge of Latin “Homo Personatus” roughly would translate to same person or them being the same as people

  • @onedumbgamer9672
    @onedumbgamer9672 11 місяців тому +126

    I like that the stranger drawings at 56:17 are obviously supposed to be Mordecai and Rigby from Regular show

  • @kyledesmet897
    @kyledesmet897 11 місяців тому +274

    New Jersey is the Garden State. Garden. Garden of Eden? Coincidence? Yeah, but it's cool

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 11 місяців тому +4

      Oooh I like that connection

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 11 місяців тому +9

      I just commented this, took way too long to find your comment. The Garden and The Pit.
      Oh! The Bible does say that the Garden is in the East of the land.

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 11 місяців тому +4

      I don't like the inference that the Garden of Eden is in New Jersey.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 11 місяців тому +21

      @@lego007guym8 we're not supposed to go to the Garden and no one really wants to visit Jersey so it works for me.

    • @kyledesmet897
      @kyledesmet897 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@lego007guym8 don't worry, it's not like New Jersey is a real place

  • @TheInfiniteAmo
    @TheInfiniteAmo 9 місяців тому +14

    The great thing about the craig video is that it's a park safety production. The silly people in masks are just a SFW rendition of what the ACTUAL Strangers look like, done by local actors or something. It's silly until you think about that.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 11 місяців тому +207

    8:24 I love that the names spell "INNOCENT SEND HELP" No idea what that means, but that got me.
    It's also interesting to me that Rex (latin for King) has a 7 on his shirt, like the 7 stars in the Book of Enoch. I know Anne might be related to Daniel who had the intuitain/fruit of knowledge and saw the cult, but I wonder what the other two boys were about.

    • @Touriquette
      @Touriquette 2 місяці тому +2

      Cain and Able maybe, or some other biblical pair of men.

  • @Moon_Child_Mari
    @Moon_Child_Mari 11 місяців тому +173

    15:00 Hearing Wendigoon calmly lecturing the screaming people in the background is certainly an experience

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 3 місяці тому +1

      He sounds like my mother

  • @datboidipski
    @datboidipski 9 місяців тому +17

    I really want this to get its own full fledged video, and I want Wendigoon with an entire section about how Ranger Craig, and White Stag, please don't let anything bad happen to Craig, Craig is the GOAT.

  • @koled224
    @koled224 11 місяців тому +269

    Stranger danger is unironically a bop

  • @liamstanks1547
    @liamstanks1547 11 місяців тому +356

    As a healthcare professional, the medication talk made me take psychic damage. 50mg might be a lot, it might be a little, it all depends on medication. For example quetiapine, a medication i take for bipolar in 50mg, is not much, has a max dose of 800mg per day. Metformin starts at 50mg, max of 2000mg. Levothyroxine (thyroid med) it's dosed at 2-3mcg (micrograms) per kg of body weight. Milligrams do not translate laterally between medications as a reference to its effect. 50mg or 200mg can be a little, can be a lot, it's all up to exactly what medication its in reference to. I love you wendi, i just needed to get that out for someone who might get confused

    • @shiran32
      @shiran32 11 місяців тому +39

      I agree, 50 mg is not too worrying if we don't know what drug are we talking about lol, paracetamol/acetaminophen's usual dose is 500 mg and max dose is around 4g/day lol

    • @b.collins2656
      @b.collins2656 11 місяців тому +22

      body mass, age, overall health, and inherent responsiveness to the drug are factors too. fifty milligrams of prozac would make me borderline stoned, but for some people it's the perfect dose to keep them functional, and for others still it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever because prozac just doesn't work for them.

    • @liamstanks1547
      @liamstanks1547 11 місяців тому

      @@b.collins2656 taking minimum dose on prozac nuked my apetite. Wasn't hungry at all for 2 weeks & puked whenever I tried to eat. But for my fiancé it's the perfect med for stability

    • @Veestar88
      @Veestar88 10 місяців тому +5

      Thank you! I take 1800mg of gabapentin daily to control my nerve pain. The starting dose is 300 and can go up to 3000 I believe

    • @stavroskoul8782
      @stavroskoul8782 10 місяців тому +2

      yeah lol medications like Algofren (ibuprofen) is like 600mg for ages 16+

  • @gabrielpetterson8166
    @gabrielpetterson8166 8 місяців тому +19

    I love how that nerd absolutely destroys some arguments and concepts by using logic and his vast knowledge,like, "if you weight ** you are equivalent to 4 mice"

  • @lordvonnrw53
    @lordvonnrw53 11 місяців тому +269

    53:22 a man has fallen for the temptations of greed in Lego city

  • @benhuffer540
    @benhuffer540 11 місяців тому +135

    Ok, so straight up, I’ve come back just to hear the stranger danger song. Unironically slaps

    • @taraking3207
      @taraking3207 10 місяців тому +18

      And to watch the Iceberg Boy do his dancey dance

    • @MerloWine
      @MerloWine 8 місяців тому +2

      Same I wish it was on Spotify :(

  • @tops5047
    @tops5047 Місяць тому +3

    56:14 Mordecai & Rigby, if you don’t come back in 10 minutes to free the adversary, YOU ARE FIIREEEEEED!!

  • @Monomiknose
    @Monomiknose 11 місяців тому +221

    This might just be a me thing because this is one of the first questions I usually ask about any given analog horror scenario(when the threat is greater than affecting like one or two people ofc), but I feel like the lack of US government presence is really strange here. Maybe they'll explain it, but ain't no way the US gov is like "Oh one of our national parks apparently keeps infinitely spawning these human/animal hybrids that all worship Satan and the park rangers frequently have to go on night raids to hunt them down and cull their population whenever they get enough numbers to start abducting citizens to do God knows what" and follow that up with "Send Ranger Craig in with the blicky, that's all we need"

    • @SimberLayek
      @SimberLayek 10 місяців тому +18

      Plot twist: the US government sent rangers from Texas~

    • @GyaruRespecter
      @GyaruRespecter 8 місяців тому +53

      Counterpoint: They sent *Ranger Craig* after them. That's all they really need.

    • @dartoney
      @dartoney 8 місяців тому

      Do you really think the same government that caused the Waco siege would care about saving people?

    • @mosstdev
      @mosstdev 8 місяців тому +1

      I mean….

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 8 місяців тому +11

      Bold of you to assume the government is capable of making the best choices about any crisis
      Especially in media

  • @butternugget
    @butternugget 11 місяців тому +246

    I genuinely love this one the most. As a person who works in the park service (not a ranger) it really rings home.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 11 місяців тому +15

      What's it like being a park ranger? How much time do you spend rescuing picnic baskets from talking bears?

    • @butternugget
      @butternugget 11 місяців тому +44

      @@paul_warner I'm not a ranger, I lead hikes and plan events for the park.
      But as a person who works with ranger,s they have to deal with some strange shenanigans. Going after Yogi and boo boo being one of them.

    • @IronJagerick
      @IronJagerick 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@butternugget do you happen to make fake trails while whistling and wearing a mask?

    • @butternugget
      @butternugget 11 місяців тому +11

      @@IronJagerick nah I'm the one yelling at hikers to stay on the trail and scrubbing down trees

  • @joshuahoefler1244
    @joshuahoefler1244 10 місяців тому +23

    14:58 wendigoon telling these guys to exorcise the jersey devil while there screaming in agony is hilarious

  • @TotallyNotFeeshHawk
    @TotallyNotFeeshHawk 11 місяців тому +146

    25:18 *STONE THE BLASPHEMER* hit so hard lol.

  • @leroyporter3801
    @leroyporter3801 11 місяців тому +129

    42:25 if the pine barrens are Eden that would explain the oldest tree being a significant landmark.

  • @garbless
    @garbless 5 місяців тому +4

    "Dude, Bensons gonna be so pissed when he finds out we summoned the Advesary"

  • @ciandooley
    @ciandooley 11 місяців тому +136

    i Don't know if you noticed but at 43:10 mark at the campfire the puppets say to the Ranger "But we can't rest until our stories are told!" would creepingly relate to the end of that video where it shows all the missing children photos.

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 11 місяців тому +162

    11:50 If I may chime in as the catholic weirdo in the audience: in Catholicism the only archangels we have confirmed are Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael. Uriel is a thing in Orthodoxy though, and also some Anglican beliefs.
    Also worth noting here that the Ethiopian orthodox church does actually consider the book of Enoch canonical, but they're the only church that does. At least excluding like fringe alternative christian cult stuff.

    • @Rattlehead-gy9ct
      @Rattlehead-gy9ct 11 місяців тому +8

      YAAAY! another Catholic! I think this series won't be entirely accurate, but it's fun

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 11 місяців тому +2

      What about Camael?

    • @Rattlehead-gy9ct
      @Rattlehead-gy9ct 11 місяців тому +6

      @@rawrdino7046 not recognized by the Church

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 11 місяців тому +16

      @@Rattlehead-gy9ct I don't think this series is trying to be. I just know wendy isn't super familiar with pre-protestant Christianity so I figured I'd lend some info as a fairly learned cathollic. I can't imagine he's read Tobit or any of the other Deuterocanon.

    • @Rattlehead-gy9ct
      @Rattlehead-gy9ct 11 місяців тому

      @warbossgegguz679 no, he probably hasn't. Good on you for chiming in though.

  • @GryzonNiepospolity9527
    @GryzonNiepospolity9527 2 місяці тому +5

    34:36 No, it was too late for Little Red. Wolf was already inside and closed door behind Little Red with him inside

  • @equinoxcrow
    @equinoxcrow 11 місяців тому +172

    This isn't as strange as having a pastor lose his shit in front of everyone at a Christmas party when you bring up Enoch and the giants.

    • @tigerkite9520
      @tigerkite9520 11 місяців тому +29

      I feel like you're speaking from experience bestie

    • @equinoxcrow
      @equinoxcrow 11 місяців тому +32

      @tigerkite9520 yep, I was 15 and was at Baptist church Christmas party.

    • @RobotacularRoBob
      @RobotacularRoBob 11 місяців тому

      @@equinoxcrowWeird how Baptists RRREEEEee at the Book of Enoch which historically and thematically far more interesting than Song of Solomon. Instead of details of the age of catastrophe that lead to the flood, we get the weird poetic sex book from the “wisest” man who ever lived who bought palaces for all his gold digger hookers which led to the divided Kingdom of Israel 🤷‍♂️

    • @patrick9876
      @patrick9876 11 місяців тому +11

      @@equinoxcrowthat’ll do it right there. Bring up Enoch and get a spicy reaction from everyone lol

    • @PinkHibiscus-eh9hy
      @PinkHibiscus-eh9hy 8 місяців тому

      lol

  • @CharaL34
    @CharaL34 11 місяців тому +98

    4:59 wendi gets scared of a mask
    14:57 dad teaches us a lesson
    17:33 "stupid mice"
    22:15 wendi makes a joke
    25:12 JAKE TO THE STAKE
    26:25 name reveal
    26:54 "say it aint so"
    29:08 "shut up Anna"
    29:20 "SHUT UP 👹"
    30:00 wendigoon dances
    36:15 wendi goofily unhinges his jaw
    48:13 wendi makes fun of a haircut
    50:32 dad lectures us on being thirsty
    52:54 "when ranger craig tells me about false trails I sit my white ass down"
    53:31 wendigoon gets scared
    56:20 Mordecai and Rigby
    1:00:27 wendigoon hates goats
    1:01:07 "kill it with fire"
    ALL RANGER CRAIG MOMENTS-
    50:04 intro
    50:09 thumbs up 1
    51:46 thumbs up 2
    52:11 happy wave
    52:48 "hey!" 1
    53:23 "hey!" 2
    57:20 front walking view
    58:52 run to Craig!
    1:02:11 Craig with a gun
    1:05:05 bye Craig we love you

    • @DaCrazyHand
      @DaCrazyHand 9 місяців тому +3

      Doing the Existence's work.

  • @imaghost2961
    @imaghost2961 7 місяців тому +8

    To me, during the Little Red song, it sounded more like Little Red went inside the house, couldn’t see the “grandma” who was possibly hiding, locked the door behind Little Red to keep her from running away, and the “grandma” was the one who was an imposter.

    • @isabellamorris7902
      @isabellamorris7902 20 днів тому

      I thought it was Grandma locking HERSELF in the house so she wouldn't harm Red

  • @Fishtankshill
    @Fishtankshill 11 місяців тому +94

    Ranger Craig out there doing God’s work while I sat my white ass here inside where it’s (presumably) safe. Thank you ranger Craig.

  • @The_LaughingHyena
    @The_LaughingHyena 11 місяців тому +83

    They also made a point to capitalize Strangers which is a trope for a demon or devilish individual; usually the Stranger makes offers or temptations that the protagonist succumbs to or leads to misfortune like the prophecy in Macbeth.

  • @talkingratman
    @talkingratman 7 місяців тому +11

    “Was that someone behind you 30 seconds ago?”
    “probably”

  • @randiroo2616
    @randiroo2616 11 місяців тому +213

    18:45 listening to Wendigoon rant about how 200mg is a massive dose for a human as I swallow my daily 400mg of magnesium and 400mg of vitamin B2 is quite the experience. I probably shouldn’t tell him about the 1000mg 2x per day of valtrex I took when I was sick

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 10 місяців тому +9

      2 grams a day gatdam

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 10 місяців тому +13

      Oh my gosh! I was taking my morning supps, too! I was taking the same Maggie dose and a similar methylated B Vitamin dose, and I was thinking about how it's not _that_ much, but then I remembered my Maggies are horse pills.
      Are you taking a chelated version?

    • @jurassicturtle3666
      @jurassicturtle3666 9 місяців тому +11

      Yeah 200mg is NOT a high dose lol. That's 1 over the counter ibuprofen, for example. A 500mg pill is a "horse pill" as I refer to them

    • @dragonthehero
      @dragonthehero 8 місяців тому +4

      yeah i take 300mg of Trileptal in the morning and 300mg at night. i literally take 600mg of it total in one day and i'm fine.

    • @gamegwumps
      @gamegwumps 8 місяців тому

      @@dragontheheroi take 1200 trileptal per day lol

  • @soodle_noup_3890
    @soodle_noup_3890 11 місяців тому +2249

    Please bless us with another livestream father Isaiah. 🙏🏾

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +14

      My farts are better than Wendigoon's farts

    • @soodle_noup_3890
      @soodle_noup_3890 11 місяців тому +62

      Didn't ask. 🤨

    • @walkingcontradiction223
      @walkingcontradiction223 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@p-__What makes one fart better than another?

    • @User-gd5un
      @User-gd5un 11 місяців тому +107

      @@walkingcontradiction223A lot of factors play into this. Humidity of the fart, temperature, density, volume, length, potential to cause physical/mental harm, clarity of sound, shart risk, etc.. The list goes on and on.

    • @walkingcontradiction223
      @walkingcontradiction223 11 місяців тому

      @@User-gd5un Just vomited in my mouth a little bit, thanks.

  • @tay-1324
    @tay-1324 8 місяців тому +6

    Minor detail I noticed. In one of the clips the phrase "The Burning Swords protect us" flashes on screen for a frame, and the markings used for denoting the trails are called "Blazes" with the ones denoting safe trails being red, or fiery. At the end when the latin phrase "The fiery sword has turned to stone" is said, it's possible that the original sword used to guard Eden has lost effectiveness and that these red blazes are used to partially make up for it, thus being referred to as the burning swordS.

  • @BrownTreeFrogCollectorv
    @BrownTreeFrogCollectorv 11 місяців тому +90

    To me Christian themes in horror feels like seeing a lovecraftian mythology component mentioned like
    lore built on prior stories and ideas

    • @bitty_beastly47
      @bitty_beastly47 11 місяців тому +1

      It's really cheap and extremely overused. You know what's ScArY?! Christianity! And yt ppl!!!
      Who in Hollywood could have propped up this ongoing theme?!

    • @maninthemask6275
      @maninthemask6275 10 місяців тому +6

      It isn’t cheap nor overused.

    • @stavroskoul8782
      @stavroskoul8782 10 місяців тому +3

      @@maninthemask6275 not that cheap but definitely very overused in analog horror

    • @ccvv1119
      @ccvv1119 10 місяців тому

      @@bitty_beastly47both of those things are scary

    • @MalkuthSephira
      @MalkuthSephira 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@bitty_beastly47 yeah, basing horror off of one of the most all-encompassing cultural traditions in the western world, that a massive amount of people grew up with and literally nearly every single person imaginable is familiar with, is either lazy or some kind of conspiracy, rather than using millennia of extremely relevant lore. i wouldn't mind more variety from time to time, but holy shit, get over yourself lmao

  • @alexisguzman9784
    @alexisguzman9784 11 місяців тому +157

    "50mg is a lot for a person!" I literally JUST took my 100mg antidepressant when you said that and stared at my prescription bottle for a good minute 😂

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 10 місяців тому +10

      wendi is a bit of a know it all

    • @MalkuthSephira
      @MalkuthSephira 10 місяців тому +21

      me taking 800mg of ibuprofen for a toothache: OH SHIT TELL MY FAMILY I LIKED THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE MID

  • @JohnBusinessman
    @JohnBusinessman 5 місяців тому +8

    Something I really like about this series is that in almost every piece of music used, you can hear some parts of the strangers whistle

  • @AnnikaCoyucoCutecats
    @AnnikaCoyucoCutecats 11 місяців тому +49

    Funny thought: The Strangers wear animal masks.
    When the Strangers harmonize, the Adversary appears.
    The Adversary is the devil, who is portrayed as a roaring lion.
    And the lion is depicted as the king of the animals/beasts.
    IT MAKES SENSE NOW.

    • @nicholasmotz6362
      @nicholasmotz6362 10 місяців тому +1

      Fuq are you talking about?😂😂 that makes no sense at all.

    • @missingwyatt7056
      @missingwyatt7056 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nicholasmotz6362 Lions da' King of the jungle, the strangers wear animal masks and consider the adversary their king. It looks like a lion! "Makes sense now" 'cause the adversary's got a reason to look like that now.

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 10 місяців тому +1

      Lions don’t live in jungles.

    • @missingwyatt7056
      @missingwyatt7056 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Kyryyn_Lyyh yea.
      It is a weird saying.