He literally says in a voice over of the cross country scene in Forrest Gump “when I got hungry, I ate, when I got tired, I slept. And when I had to go, I went”. Maybe not literally but something close to that so Stav is really coming down hard on Zemekis over nothing here lol
damn Stav seriously lost some points for me on this one about 'adaptation' I seriously thought he was smarter. also there's a voice over in Forrest Gump where he fucking says while he's fucking running "When I had to sleep, I slept, when I had to eat I ate, when I had to go.. Well I went" how did no one remember this shit.
I will never tire of the Thousand Island Stare clip
I wish they did more with the old black lady voice. “You Need Church!”
"Pick a number between one and two thousand"
"Four thou-"
4000 thousand island stare
Socrates. Plato. Aristotle. Stavros Halkias.
All gay greeks
All these great philosophers still can't answer our most important questions, like what is gay sex?
Diogenes shoves a thumb up the local femboy
"Behold, gay sex!"
@@Pentagathusosaurus Plato's two books called the symposium and the phaedrus are all about how to fuck hot boys
Stuffed shell shocked
I never could have dreamed to imagine this comp would exist.
"if you were very small, how long do you think it would feel good to be in a microwave"
Stavros - A beautiful mind
now an oven might have a goldilocks zone
As opposed to being regular sized in a giant microwave
@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD Dat mind tho
"Probably low risk for AIDS" has got to be one of the best low-key disses of all time.
Stav is absolutely right about Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs
And also right about Sigourney Weaver/Glenn Danzig
hes also right about you being gay
He literally says in a voice over of the cross country scene in Forrest Gump “when I got hungry, I ate, when I got tired, I slept. And when I had to go, I went”. Maybe not literally but something close to that so Stav is really coming down hard on Zemekis over nothing here lol
Stav is bad at watching movies
Stav was completely right about the chicken and the egg thing
"...I'm just asking..."
Classic xD
No, the fattest thing ever is him saying "I don't even like thousand island" like that would absolve him of his comment
...and even that was probably a lie. He doesn't discriminate dressings.
@@newthrash1221 plus thousand island bangs
@@newthrash1221 just the way he said it, you know it was a lie.
Thats because he knows it as big mac sauce
@@newthrash1221he doesn’t care as long as there’s more dressing than lettuce
Stav was 100% right about the chicken and egg.
Stav's right about Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs tbh
"that's because you don't dream to imagine" has got to be one of his funniest lines
“Thats right, articulate my brotha”
I love how Stav gets caught up on something that isn't even a question in the movie, Nicolas Cage literally has a twin brother.
I literally can’t even figure out how he mixed up 19 and 1 for his “Doing Nick’s mom last year” joke
maybe meant 2019
The Forest Gump question is incredible just because Stav thought to run long distances, you need to be a superhero 😂
Free my boy "heat of the winter", I'm with stav on that one
51:24 “if you were very small, how long do you think it would feel good to be in a microwave?” LMFAOOO
This compilation made me realize I don’t dream to imagine
Lower and lower ponds is what lengthened the giraffes neck
This clip makes me 1 percent dumber every time I listen to it.. I'm now 450% dumber.
I love nick and stav
Gay
@@Gmhhferbniit2483 love has no weight limit
dudes do rock
The sincere "What is that, lava?" gets me every fucking time
Funniest part is that at 19:00 is that Anthony Hopkins was in the movie for 16 minutes. Stav was right.
he was right about the chicken and the egg
50:40 the most complicated would you rather ever
he is a real intellectual
Nick was right about evolution since like 3 generations is a blip in the evolution of humans
Fatly failing to evade being called out
Maybe I'm mistaken, but I'm pretty sure in forest Gump they imply or say he doesn't take breaks.
Magic
i swear thats the only reason it was a big deal in the movie
He says “when I got tired I ate, when I got hungry I slept. And when I had to go you know, I went”
...and there you have it, folks. Stavros Halkias, thee perfect example of a true american meritocracy in living form.
29:08 slippery Pete from Seinfeld
Stav might have actually gotten more intelligent somehow
this is great I need this
the microwave bit is my favorite
Hell yeah, I love being dumb as shit.
"I dream to imagine"
Im with stav on the movies being dumb and boring thing.
to be fair I bet the pacific front us marines did have a thousand mile stare in world war 2
Snl stole that ratatouille bit.
his funniest moments were elevated by nick he's so dumb for leaving
It’s really a good thing that stav went into comedy. He might be one of the dumbest people
The Stavros Xavier School For The Unbelievably Fat
They call me the Thousand Island Starer.
Stavy sold out.
I’m with stav on the chicken or the egg situation but the only thing I would add is which one nick saw first. But I’m dumb and gay so who knows
Chitanic feat Chief Keef
Stav only being angry when Adam doesn't know a sandwich properly is absolutely hilarious also I'm gay.
Till they meet again
damn Stav seriously lost some points for me on this one about 'adaptation' I seriously thought he was smarter. also there's a voice over in Forrest Gump where he fucking says while he's fucking running "When I had to sleep, I slept, when I had to eat I ate, when I had to go.. Well I went" how did no one remember this shit.
Depends on who you ask
This is easily the worst of Stav
The best is his song parodies - and I’m ready for his Adele arc
Stav’s right about diet and exercise
Richard Gere museum, this is the "The place he in fact did have else to go" replica of a 4 bed 3 bath in the hills
did stav really say "thousand island stare" i dont want to verify myself for fear its not true and the bit is ruined
Articulate mah brotha
idc bro stavs awful hypotheticals and shitty impressions were always the best.
Stav isn’t dead? Who’s holding up his death ?
_Thomas_ Jefferson?
Stav was just a laugh track
Just remember, this man is a democrat
🧀
Geeze… who’s bored enough to listen to “the best of Stav”?
Over 9 thousand island…over 9000 people apparently
I am gay and Chinese
Me!
@@bigboss2811ummm… hell yea dude