Thanks for playing the game Dan. Sorry you had some trouble with the UI but seeing this, I'll see if I can take care of some of the problems addressed in the video. :) Really appreciate you taking the time to check it out. Means a lot!
+Joe Wilson-Palmer If David Cameron was a working class citizen, he would have been shit on so many times he wouldn't have a house to put it all in. Any person who looks a government nowadays looks and sticks their middle finger up. And then gets arrested cause Cameron was looking out the window... Fuck.
how dare you say red wine and fish can't go together, a delicious Tuna steak and a light pinot noir is simply divine. it's all about the weight and texture of what your pairing with.
What are you saying?! As vice thinks, he has the talent of stone cold, the mic skills of the Rock and ric flare combined and he has the best past in WWE ever
+staffyman11 The Pokemon games are as much of an RPG as Skyrim. You play a role as you progress through the world, you get better through time, and your character is highly recognized. By definition, that is a Role-Playing Game. While I don't particularly like Pokemon, it is very much an RPG.
Archerable26 you don't get to choose a role, ya know like a role playing game..... you are just given a role and told to do it. it only has role playing elements, very different thing
And thus, from the mighty raiding armies of the kingdom of Justoff, the kingdom of Sinkon fell into the ocean, forever turning off their precious tap water.
red wine and fish can go together, some luxery restaurants having been giving red wines with certain fish recently as a way of doing something new, and most notably salmon is a red wine fish
Somewhat unrelated but I hope against all hope that there finally comes a Medieval city-builder/strategy/tycoon/survival game that borrows from things like all these different (good) "tycoon" games, city-builders like Cities: Skylines (in other words just Cities: Skylines cause it's the fucking best anyways), Banished, Guild Wars etc. Imagine something with the range of Cities, the logistics, economics and supply lines of Guild Wars, the intimacy and firmness of Banished, and all sorts of elements from strategy/RTS and tycoon games. Maybe even introduce an RTS combat aspect, though the city builder side would be the main concern, for me at least.
Red vine and fish can be good tho ;) just need to have the right fish and a vine that compliment the tast. Just ask a vine tester and they will give you a good advice :D
I went to EGX last year in London and met the developers of this game and played this for a little while and quite enjoyed it. Although the game in this video actually looks worse but didn't seem to crash as much as it did when I was playing it. I wonder what changed to cause that?
I'd be a lot more understanding of the bugs if they had at some point in development realized that you are supposed to zoom in on the center of the screen.
in North Korea's case, a shit fireworks display that's supposed to be a Missile Progra- I have chosen out of my free will to rephrase that and say 'Space Program'. expect no response from me.
Get some FUCKING sleep Dan, we have been through this before....remember? Now make yourself a good dinner, preferably a baked heart or something and get some rest! PS. We love you!
If you're looking for a game with a similar idea (managing heroes), that isn't complete rubbish, I recommend Majesty Gold HD. It's 15 years old and has better graphics than this. It also has story, humor, and actual game play. I don't recommend the sequel Majesty 2 though, it's not nearly as good in my opinion.
What ever happened to that inventing game with the lion bees and flah flah the second, flah the third, flaaaaah, and flaaaaaaaaaaah? Or something along those lines?
Thanks for playing the game Dan. Sorry you had some trouble with the UI but seeing this, I'll see if I can take care of some of the problems addressed in the video. :) Really appreciate you taking the time to check it out. Means a lot!
I think this game was actually made by Dan because only dan would get Bow and Arrow mixed up. You can see this at 24:02
*draws the bow with an arrow loaded, releases the bow and shoots the bow into his face*
god i came so close to getting this game. so fucking glad i didnt.
Lucky...
I got review code for this (And reviewed it on RazerRazel *shameless plug*) It is the most mediocre thing you'll ever play.
Also, while playing for review, it kept updating making my save file unusable :))))))
+lewis white woah man did you review
It too, I think you forgot to mention you reviewed it
Same the only thing I think is bad is the camera
Yay! Return of the shitty tycoons! Good to have you back, weirdly bearded Dan.
+Artur Araújo Bearded??? Umm... This in the video or what?
#HoboCubed
***** #FromFullHomoToFullHobo
+Tug_Of _War search ask demma on youtube and watch episode 3 or 4
The art style.... Bad
"His condition is, ENGLISH!" Sums it up very well.
This is the equivalent of David Cameron playing Working Class Citizen Tycoon..
+Joe Wilson-Palmer If David Cameron was a working class citizen, he would have been shit on so many times he wouldn't have a house to put it all in.
Any person who looks a government nowadays looks and sticks their middle finger up. And then gets arrested cause Cameron was looking out the window...
Fuck.
Hah, very good analogy
When I saw this game on Steam, Recettear immediately came to mind.
I was so wrong...
...
+Victor Viridian Recettear is much a better game than this one. they probably want to make better dwarf fortress but fail miserably
I saw a game called Item Shoppe that looks like a 3D version of Reccetear
+Eko ari wibowo Dorf fortresss is the only good dorf fortress
+LegendLeaguer that's a good game
Have to admit, I thought the main menu at the start of the video was an advertisement.
I'm starting to get the feeling Dan doesn't like Donald Trump
+Noah B Really? Why?
oh really what makes you say that
How do I get to your kingdom.
Oh. It's Justoff the m50
Listen, mate. You can Justfuckoff
+Trench McCoat the door is over there
how dare you say red wine and fish can't go together, a delicious Tuna steak and a light pinot noir is simply divine. it's all about the weight and texture of what your pairing with.
Just not California Chardonnay.
+KottabosGames The way you talk about wine makes you seem ridiculously pretentious, just saying.
All Seeing Eye Not just food, it's wine in specific.
+KottabosGames Oh Hello there Kottabos nice to see you here!
"tycoons is one of my favorite kind of games... and RPGs, really not"
"Nerd Completes Fallout 4 part 43"
I love you Dan :}
I can imagine the sign to the settlement saying 'Welcome to Justoff, it's just off being good'.
Justoff?
That name is just off...
+Severo Cairon lol
Good grief if WWE can't get Dan into the idea of Roman Reigns as champ... Yeah, best to just toss that idea in the bin.
What are you saying?! As vice thinks, he has the talent of stone cold, the mic skills of the Rock and ric flare combined and he has the best past in WWE ever
+Patrick Mcgowan
Not to mention he's from my hometown. :>
Yeah Vince is rather delusional.
+Wolvie 619 that's very kind of you to say about him considering some storylines
That ending was great...even tho its only been out 10 minutes
I feel like Dan had one bad experience with an RPG and instantly started being incredibly biased towards them.
He likes pokeymon red so wtf
+Dinky dragon pokemon is very hardly an RPG
I know but he also likes fallout 4
+staffyman11 The Pokemon games are as much of an RPG as Skyrim. You play a role as you progress through the world, you get better through time, and your character is highly recognized. By definition, that is a Role-Playing Game. While I don't particularly like Pokemon, it is very much an RPG.
Archerable26 you don't get to choose a role, ya know like a role playing game..... you are just given a role and told to do it.
it only has role playing elements, very different thing
my kitten likes your voice. he's purring whilst watching this video with me
Thats super cute awwwww
And thus, from the mighty raiding armies of the kingdom of Justoff, the kingdom of Sinkon fell into the ocean, forever turning off their precious tap water.
red wine and fish can go together, some luxery restaurants having been giving red wines with certain fish recently as a way of doing something new, and most notably salmon is a red wine fish
I like when Dan makes a wrestling joke, another variety of joke I understand.
+Deadshot1253
Except I like Roman Reigns
I feel like you have a special gift. Your voice soothes me to the point where it can cure my insomnia.
Dan...the kind of man who would volunteer the electric chair so you don't have too
You could do a Nerd3 Road Trip with this game because fuck is it dull.
On your list of things that just don't go together you forgot to place priests and little children
"it's just off to the side" right next to where it says your town name which iS CALLED JUSTOFF DAN YOU MISSED A JOKE
Dan: THE GREATEST KINDOM IS--
Me: (In Mr. Turner's voice) Dinkleberg.
Dan: I WILL FUCK YOU UP--
Me: (In Mr. Turner's voice) Dinkleberg.
"Tycoon" is a good way of saying "Simulator"
AND WE ALL KNOW A SIMULATOR MEANS A FUCKING SHITTY GAME !!
tycoon and simulator have NO similarities, one is a business builder and the other is shit
*usually means
What about yandere sim
+Crazystomtrooper well the creator of Yandere Simulator is thinking of changing the name due to the belief that "Simulator" means shit
+Jonathan Simmons in this case its shit anyway
"Jam jam jam."
Did I hear you right, Dan? Did you just make a Black Books reference?
Im pretty sure red wine and fish go together quite nicely actually
Somewhat unrelated but I hope against all hope that there finally comes a Medieval city-builder/strategy/tycoon/survival game that borrows from things like all these different (good) "tycoon" games, city-builders like Cities: Skylines (in other words just Cities: Skylines cause it's the fucking best anyways), Banished, Guild Wars etc.
Imagine something with the range of Cities, the logistics, economics and supply lines of Guild Wars, the intimacy and firmness of Banished, and all sorts of elements from strategy/RTS and tycoon games. Maybe even introduce an RTS combat aspect, though the city builder side would be the main concern, for me at least.
Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go just off.
+Deity Kord just off?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
lol
Not even 30 seconds in and he already insulted everybody in the Mediterranean by saying wine and fish don't go together lol
Isn't this called Just Cause?
Wait, wrong kind of RPG.
900bot Sounds like that business would explode!
I'll be here all week.
Yay, more
+RRW Yeah, business would be booming!
RPG means role playing game and rocket propelled grenades? I thought it was rocket propelled granddads...
0:11 Yep, they need to put the belt on Ambrose NOW!
I ate some hamburger pie watching this. I love hamburger pie.
Freakin love hamburger pie. Nothing beats chessecake pizza tho ;)
Steven Harris
I want Cheesecake Pizza now...
+Patrick Vaughan (SaintPanda) too much food can kill!!!
+ScienceDiscoverer
So can to many guns, but we still have to many guns.
You should play "Please, Don't Touch Anything"! I was surprised you haven't had it on your channel yet.
In Mother Russia, you don't play game, game play you.
Like that tiny jab at Roman Reigns. Just a tiny jab.
Aww, i was homing you'd be a Rocket Propelled Grenade Magnate.
What's the difference between a RPG and a RPG?
Only one of them can blow you away
+Rok'e comix I was blown away by how much I liked Fallout 4
and the other blows you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
+Rok'e comix
An* RPG
An* RPG
+bluierox what the fuck? Rok'e?
+bluierox
You would say it as "a role-playing game", thus your 'correction' is incorrect.
Oooooooo :( I thought this was a tycoon game about the rocket launcher
Red vine and fish can be good tho ;) just need to have the right fish and a vine that compliment the tast. Just ask a vine tester and they will give you a good advice :D
Hey guys remember the Wiiware title Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a king? it's a bit like this but more laid back and 3rd person
Not even 20 seconds in and he's obliterated Roman Reigns 😂
Why did I think this was gonna be a game about missile launchers
I'm a dingus
RPG tycoon, the only rpg with a rocket in it.
I went to EGX last year in London and met the developers of this game and played this for a little while and quite enjoyed it. Although the game in this video actually looks worse but didn't seem to crash as much as it did when I was playing it. I wonder what changed to cause that?
Bet Dan has so much food in his new beard!
7:31 I appreciated that.
"Where's my money? ahh its JUSTOFF to the side." my lord how did you not catch that? @officialNerdCubed
I'd be a lot more understanding of the bugs if they had at some point in development realized that you are supposed to zoom in on the center of the screen.
Next up, RPG Tycoon Simulator Adventure!
+zh11147
Otherwise known as 5 FPS!
Speaking of theme hospital you need to get the HD remake patch thing for that game and make a completes series of it after you are done with fallout.
A game about communism? From the title I thought it's about building rocket launchers.
in North Korea's case, a shit fireworks display that's supposed to be a Missile Progra- I have chosen out of my free will to rephrase that and say 'Space Program'.
expect no response from me.
24:25 The moment I shat myself
This was fun to check out at insomnia last year. Looks like it's progressed well
Dan you may be at 2.4mill subs but its almost like im watching you in the past(this is a good thing because you haven't changed to much XD)
That floaty tutorial must be impossible to read,probably causes motion sickness in some
welcome back shitty tycoons were bloody happy your back (sarcastcmodeoff)
7:30
"It's just off to the side?"
JUSTOFF to the side?
Please tell me that pun was intentional.
Who would bring identification to explore ruins. Do you have to go by military checkpoints XD
Wine and fish go great together! What are you talking about?
+GoldfishGam3r white wine does, red wine ah no no
pauldix06 Come to Portugal, and you'll see if it goes great together or not XD
Why are you recommending that people eat you? Silly gold fish.
Damm RPG tycoon back at it again with the white wire
where is justoff? It's just off the capital.
I internally cringed when I knew that I was abble come up with that joke
there is a very big bar in the centre of the screen that has buttons to rotate the buildings when you purchase them,
Love the description XD
Where is this town located?
Just off
JUST OFF WHERE?
This was actually a good sell, since it proofs if you fuck around and dont even try you get punished.
rpg and tycoon go together like youtubers and politics
Man he played this so well..
Ohhhh Dan is making a game with tool tips
Was o the only one that thought rocket propelled grenade, instead of role playing game?
Was confused why there wasn't any sound. Realised it was muted at 2:34
Monster hunter is easy to get into its actually not complicated
This wasn't the sort of RPG I thought of upon reading the title...
Are your achievements going to be Stanley Parable Level of hard work like Commitment and Go Outside?
My friend made this game and I've seen it from scratch!
mmm, your kingdom is just-off... I think this is really funny!
'Donald trump for the presidency see things that shouldn't go together'
...........HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS
m8, i have red wine and fish every weekend
0:54 I thought the town name was InTheLittleWood but sadly twas not (Spoiler Alert)
justoff to the side = ayyyyyy dan good one m9
Can you do a Garbage Day video? I think you'd love the pointless massacre
If you want a good RPG Tycoon, play Majesty.
Get some FUCKING sleep Dan, we have been through this before....remember? Now make yourself a good dinner, preferably a baked heart or something and get some rest!
PS. We love you!
He's been playing desert bus again...
If you're looking for a game with a similar idea (managing heroes), that isn't complete rubbish, I recommend Majesty Gold HD. It's 15 years old and has better graphics than this. It also has story, humor, and actual game play. I don't recommend the sequel Majesty 2 though, it's not nearly as good in my opinion.
I thought this would be a game with explosions and rocket launchers
I'm channel camping but I didn't have enough room for food. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍷🍸🍹🍹🍸🍷🍸🍸🍺🍺🍷🍸🍸🍷🍺🍺🍺🍺🍸🍸🍷🍸🍹🍹🍹🍸🍸☕️ I wonder why my suitcase got so full
Your outro sounds like The Lonely Island.
Hates rpgs
Has a 70 part fallout series
don'tgiveafuck.jpg
he did a video on fallout 4 where he explainsthat
Monster Hunter? Overcomplicated? What?!
Nerd3. when will your game be released??
What ever happened to that inventing game with the lion bees and flah flah the second, flah the third, flaaaaah, and flaaaaaaaaaaah? Or something along those lines?
I really love how he takes the piss out of Donald Trump XD
You get a tool tip! and you get a tool tip!
His condition is English. Brilliant! xD
me and Choko love your videos
Yo Nerdcubed, what are your thoughts on No Man's Sky
DAN WHERE IS THE VIDEO ON THE JC3 DLC