Addled Trump Confuses Sioux City and Sioux Falls; Ivanka Ordered to Testify: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at a judge in one of Trump's January 6 criminal cases reinstating a partial gag order and a judge in his civil fraud trial ordering his daughter Ivanka to testify.
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  • @maxhuibregtse4319
    @maxhuibregtse4319 8 місяців тому +288

    Bold of graphics to assume Trump with a Sharpie would spell Sioux correctly

    • @susanp2437
      @susanp2437 8 місяців тому +13

      Lol! I thought the same thing! 😂😂😂

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 8 місяців тому +17

      He definitely would not know how to spell it.

    • @Rdsxfn
      @Rdsxfn 8 місяців тому +11

      Sue City!

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 8 місяців тому +10

      "You see there, Sux City, that's definitely where the hurricane is going to end up, as you can see from that Sharpie line that someone drew..."

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +4

      Oh, I hope that was a long discussion between him and that particular department! 😂

  • @avasta8
    @avasta8 8 місяців тому +203

    Trumpie: "When I was in Sioux Falls, a gentleman came to me with tears in his eyes saying, Sir, Sir, you're actually in Sioux City!"

    • @romius9391
      @romius9391 8 місяців тому

      have you EVER watched Biden try to talk ????

    • @alexyoungberg5232
      @alexyoungberg5232 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@@romius9391have you ever actually listened when Biden talks? Well at least we all know that u.s. spells us now thanks to the very stable genius.

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir 8 місяців тому +21

      ​@@romius9391Have you ever formed your own thought before or do you just wait for your supreme overlord to tell you what to think?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 8 місяців тому +10

      @alexyoungberg5232
      You know young Romius here wouldn't be able to understand half of a speech by an actual adult.
      If it's not a short series of two-syllable-max words screamed at him from a megalomaniac, it goes in on one side of his head and out the other with nothing retained.

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 8 місяців тому +16

      @@romius9391yeah, remember Biden’s inauguration speech after he beat Turnip “by a landslide”? You really can’t blame Turnip for being the first outgoing president to be so embarrassed by his loss that he couldn’t attend the incoming president’s inauguration.

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist 8 місяців тому +241

    Small correction: he's not about to lose, he's already lost by the summary judgment and now they're just determining how much of his money he gets to keep. He's literally already been found guilty.

    • @JohnHF1957
      @JohnHF1957 8 місяців тому +36

      First, they need to determine the worth of the assets he actually has because he doesn't know. The reason for not knowing is not because there is a huge amount, it is because his financial affairs is one of the issues he always lies about, just like his educational achievements, people he has been associated with, etc, etc. In fact it would be a challenge to actually find a topic that he actually does tell the truth about (on purpose that is, not by accident).

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot 8 місяців тому +19

      Very true, and the removal of his license, not sure if its suspended or awaiting appeal. Once he can no longer do business in NYC he'll lose his home court bragging rights.

    • @JonMartinYXD
      @JonMartinYXD 8 місяців тому +26

      He lost on one count - which is enough to destroy him - but there are five more counts that will help determine how much extra destroyed he will be.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 8 місяців тому

      @@JohnHF1957 Wanting to bang his daughter, and wanting Pence dead. There he said the truth.

    • @idontshakehands
      @idontshakehands 8 місяців тому +9

      He has actual money?

  • @sandrahardison4918
    @sandrahardison4918 8 місяців тому +408

    Why do people want this man to be the president of any country. This is totally sad.😢

    • @Haleukin
      @Haleukin 8 місяців тому

      He’s the only nominee other than Vivek that doesn’t want war. And he’s proven that he won’t drag us into wars. Who cares if he slips up Sioux Falls, it’s funny to see comedians aim at him when Biden is in office and AWOL.

    • @ZachTank2009
      @ZachTank2009 8 місяців тому +11

      I mean our choices are awful! Biden needs to step down and let younger people take the lead

    • @joemillz10
      @joemillz10 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ZachTank2009 Democrats would be morons if they ever let that happen. No incumbent President has ever lost reelection with unemployment under 5%. Biden will easily get reelected so he's obviously the best Democratic candidate.

    • @chrisgetskicked
      @chrisgetskicked 8 місяців тому +65

      ​@@ZachTank2009no, Joe Biden is not exciting, but he's also not going to step down. I'd take 4 more years of grampa Joe over 4 more years of "very fine people on both sides" Trump

    • @videogamebeer8400
      @videogamebeer8400 8 місяців тому +5

      FJB

  • @asdfhuk
    @asdfhuk 8 місяців тому +81

    that court "sue city" joke was 10/10

  • @rixx46
    @rixx46 8 місяців тому +1730

    Trump has faced so much civil action he's the honourary mayor of Sue City.

    • @nocheckmarkgames
      @nocheckmarkgames 8 місяців тому +84

      Sue Falls*

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 8 місяців тому +39

      Gorgeous.

    • @robinsansing2642
      @robinsansing2642 8 місяців тому +35

      Good one!

    • @ralphcolerick4939
      @ralphcolerick4939 8 місяців тому +13

      LOL@@nocheckmarkgames

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 8 місяців тому +32

      If his base only knew he was using their money for his personal legal expenses. Maybe they know and just wanna help a poor guy out ?

  • @nacarreira777
    @nacarreira777 8 місяців тому +49

    So grateful to have you and your exceptional writers back making us all laugh. Heaven knows we need it!!!

    • @petesmith9472
      @petesmith9472 8 місяців тому

      I like the content, but it’s not funny.

    • @Douglas-zd7mz
      @Douglas-zd7mz 8 місяців тому +1

      @nercomaniacVROOMER..! YOU should look into a mirror for a Very Sad LAUGH..! HeyoooooooOOOOOO!!

  • @drunkfan
    @drunkfan 8 місяців тому +15

    Hysterical and spot on,great job Seth and company

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 8 місяців тому +536

    Seth dropping in a Lego Bricks joke for us jackals and for the crew 🐾🐾💙
    Love it when Corrections shows up in a Closer Look.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 8 місяців тому +13

      Yes! Love it!

    • @raymondm.9954
      @raymondm.9954 8 місяців тому +14

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 8 місяців тому +15

      What do Jackals kids get in their Christmas stockings?Legos Bricks.rest of America:bleeping Legos.

    • @carterfamily3890
      @carterfamily3890 8 місяців тому +8

      Yes!! Love that part!

    • @nancyw8129
      @nancyw8129 8 місяців тому +20

      Jackals unite! Seth loves us!

  • @ericw1355
    @ericw1355 8 місяців тому +219

    Im less concerned about mental decline and more concerned about the racist criminal behavior that leads to violence

    • @kitchenerleslie6177
      @kitchenerleslie6177 8 місяців тому +1

      Muslims

    • @krysti2
      @krysti2 8 місяців тому

      The Racist MAGAtts love that he's a racist... It's gonna be hard to claim that he should be even their leader if he doesn't know where he is...in public, on video... eventually the momos will have to admit that he's nuttier than A loaf of bread.

    • @stevendouglas2984
      @stevendouglas2984 8 місяців тому

      ​@@kitchenerleslie6177😅😅😅😅😅

    • @journeymann
      @journeymann 8 місяців тому

      Exactly. Why hasn’t Biden been arrested already. He has actually committed crimes & made America Worse Again. More.

    • @l_a_u_y8916
      @l_a_u_y8916 8 місяців тому

      Where is this racist behavior?

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 8 місяців тому +2

    6:11 did Trump just accidentally say they have palm trees in Indiana????😂😂😂😂

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 8 місяців тому +15

    I love Seth with all my heart I can't wait for his show every night He's so genuine

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 8 місяців тому +73

    4:10 CORRECTION: In the unlikely event that Trump would read a book, it would definitely be upside down, but the letters “su” would appear as “ns”.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 8 місяців тому +12

      Oh I caught that too! Jackals unite!

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 8 місяців тому +2

      I just find it beyond dumb to only NOW think: “Hmm, you know what? us looks a lot like US. And, oh, I got one, you can’t have US without us!” “Very good Donny, now give the other kids in pre-K some time to play with the letter blocks.”

    • @pamelaspooner7183
      @pamelaspooner7183 8 місяців тому +3

      He always reads the Bible upside down, remember?

    • @benparisi3660
      @benparisi3660 8 місяців тому +3

      +1 from me bc it was a throwaway moment, but I heard that and the jackal in me barked! (do jackals bark?) But my fellow jackal already had it covered! 🐾💙

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@pamelaspooner7183Nope. Holds it that way...once. Reads it...NEVER.

  • @poutinenator
    @poutinenator 8 місяців тому +72

    'They are all standing like they forgot to take the hanger out of their shirt ...' Too hilarious! Seth and his team save me from insanity.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 8 місяців тому +4

      Dollars to donuts all the 45 men are wearing lifts, just like Daddy, hence the odd "my first day in heels" posture.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 8 місяців тому +1

      I want to know what's up with trump and his obsession with windmills and where the fucc are whales and windmills coming into contact in oceans? He has a golf course overseas and they put windmills around them and he was upset and called them and eyesore that's probably why he keeps ranting about them.

    • @janbarrett4544
      @janbarrett4544 7 місяців тому +1

      Funniest line EVER!!!!!

  • @Firebat45
    @Firebat45 8 місяців тому +43

    Can you even imagine Trump on a bicycle? Not just old Trump, but ever in his life? In fact, I'm calling it now, I don't think Trump even knows how to ride a bike.

    • @efremkirk9735
      @efremkirk9735 8 місяців тому +1

      His 3rd marriage is one. :D

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 8 місяців тому +4

      Oh please. Only regular people do things like riding bikes and taking public transport. Not the stable genius with huuuuge wealth.

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 8 місяців тому +2

      I doubt he'd even know how to spell bike, nevermind bicycle.

    • @raebrach4631
      @raebrach4631 8 місяців тому

      hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DonaldTrumpBike2-458x448.jpg

    • @raebrach4631
      @raebrach4631 8 місяців тому

      😎 You just can't face reality can you?

  • @rogeliogonzalez5459
    @rogeliogonzalez5459 8 місяців тому +5

    Every once in a while the writers show us why they deserve their share of this shows revenue...and Seth Meyers delivers every line with impeccable timing...and you get an audience that is just perfect to admire the entire experience. Kudos

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому

      Rogelio - Not so much the audience….it used to be a little more subtle and dignified in its amusement.
      Now it’s full of screaming howler monkeys like Colbert’s mobs.

  • @Bees123Knees
    @Bees123Knees 8 місяців тому +372

    Thank the gods and goddesses for Seth Meyers. He has helped me maintain my sanity for four years now. Laughter IS the best medicine!

    • @TimeTheory2099
      @TimeTheory2099 8 місяців тому +9

      I gave you a thumbs up because it gave me a chuckle.
      Being Irish, my ancestors were Druid. I always thought it logical that supreme beings would have to be multiple males and females.

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 8 місяців тому +14

      4 years??? It’s been 8 for me, ever since Trump came down the escalator and announced he was running for president.

    • @NeroontheGoon
      @NeroontheGoon 8 місяців тому

      Yes, thank the gods for another vapid idiot!

    • @hardcastle4419
      @hardcastle4419 8 місяців тому +2

      Seth has lost his mind, and for someone to listen to him and find solace you are beyond help

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 8 місяців тому +10

      The reason I’m here right now! The writer strike was a difficult time, glad they are back!❤

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 8 місяців тому +1389

    How ANYONE can listen to even a minute of any one of Trump’s speeches and support him is beyond me.

    • @criticaldan8579
      @criticaldan8579 8 місяців тому

      Racist, old, evangelical and has no real understanding of the 2nd amendment…that’s the cult.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 8 місяців тому +152

      You must not be a bigot who needs many people to blame because their life sucks.

    • @vickimcburney8977
      @vickimcburney8977 8 місяців тому +50

      Exactly!

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 8 місяців тому +103

      It's beyond you because you have a brain.

    • @lindacarricaburu4713
      @lindacarricaburu4713 8 місяців тому +132

      Have ya noticed he NEVER talks policy !!

  • @hotprints
    @hotprints 8 місяців тому +4

    I loved the so many lawyers this is “sue city” joke. Could tell Seth liked it too with the smile he was doing after the punchline

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 8 місяців тому +6

    You know it's a good show when even the host starts laughing.

  • @LittleTreeBlue
    @LittleTreeBlue 8 місяців тому +9

    Shout out to those 3 jackals who laughed when he made the Lego bricks reference!!

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 8 місяців тому +53

    I learned to read when I was four years old. I thought I knew everything when I learned to read so I thought I knew how to spell the name Eugene, who was a friend of ours. I told him I could spell his name, Youjean. I was mortified when everybody laughed at me. But I was four years old.
    Not 77. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @elizabethhart4164
      @elizabethhart4164 8 місяців тому

      &
      The DIFFERENCE IS(?????)😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 8 місяців тому

      @@elizabethhart4164 Beyond your comprehension, obviously. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

    • @monochromaticspider
      @monochromaticspider 8 місяців тому +1

      That was a pretty damn good attempt for a four year old, though. The adults shouldn't really be laughing. I mean, if you've only heard the name phonetically then how could you possibly know any better? Hell, when I was four years old, I didn't know that there was such a thing as letters.
      That said, it wouldn't be quite as charming coming out of an 80 year old person. Particularly not if said person insisted that they were right, because they are very good at spelling. Maybe the best at spelling. In fact they've had people running up to them, with tears in their eyes, saying how well they spelled.

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому

      monochrome - There it is again!
      That ‘tears in his eyes’ joke gets me every time 😭😭

  • @semievilsquirrel
    @semievilsquirrel 8 місяців тому +2

    It's funny when Seth gets a quick dig in on the jackals. Thank you, Seth!

  • @rosemartin4833
    @rosemartin4833 8 місяців тому +1

    Nicely done! Chef’s kiss. You have a complete Jokes of the Week just in this Closer Look alone.

  • @stanbyme7874
    @stanbyme7874 8 місяців тому +222

    After Ivanka testifies do you think he’ll say " never met her, seems like a nasty woman"

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus 8 місяців тому +20

      I do not know her, never have met her ...

    • @i_hateithere
      @i_hateithere 8 місяців тому +15

      “She’s not my daughter she’s a fraud!”

    • @luvmibratt
      @luvmibratt 8 місяців тому +3

      Lmao,I haven't been keeping up but is she really gonna testify?
      NVM lol she's testifying 😂

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 8 місяців тому

      @@luvmibrattafter that $2B bribe Javanka got from the 9/11 Saudis, she has enough money to stop protecting her father and look out for herself instead.

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 8 місяців тому

      @@luvmibrattafter watching Tunrip abandon the J6 terrorists just because they didn’t have the $2M pardon fee, it’s hard to imagine that it’s a good gamble that he won’t screw you over even if he does manage to get back into office.

  • @heatherr4321
    @heatherr4321 8 місяців тому +74

    Does anyone else just crack up when Seth can’t keep it together after a joke? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mistib70
    @mistib70 8 місяців тому +7

    The funniest part is that a few days ago he said that the trial was interfering with his campaign yet here he is fumbling around.
    He shows himself a liar at every turn. 😂😂😂

  • @missmindy3803
    @missmindy3803 8 місяців тому

    Chefs kiss. Beautifully written and delivered

  • @bmorgan7559
    @bmorgan7559 8 місяців тому +72

    I love that Seth suddenly looks like he's being held hostage every time he says "Lego bricks"

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 8 місяців тому +9

      We may have slightly traumatized Seth! lol

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 8 місяців тому +14

      “Say it right, funny man. Every week - say it right. We’ll be watching every word.”

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +5

      In a way, he kinda is! 😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 8 місяців тому +579

    I can predict what Trump will say after Ivanka takes the stand: "I don't know her, I never knew her, I never have any dealings with her, heard about her once or twice in passing, never met her. Never worked with her."

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 8 місяців тому +45

      “And I wouldn’t touch her with a 30 foot mushroom.”

    • @elizabethhart4164
      @elizabethhart4164 8 місяців тому +8

      OKAAY!!!!!!!!!😅

    • @thisrandomlife619
      @thisrandomlife619 8 місяців тому +12

      Sounds about right...

    • @aaronseet2738
      @aaronseet2738 8 місяців тому +35

      By the way she was a horrible daughter.

    • @rickpaulos
      @rickpaulos 8 місяців тому +46

      "She's not my type."

  • @herbertholzbauer7628
    @herbertholzbauer7628 5 місяців тому

    Excellent writing. Laughed my you-know-what off! Thanks! ❤

  • @katherinehunter9526
    @katherinehunter9526 8 місяців тому +2

    OMG that was one of your Best For a closer looks!
    Cried I laughed so hard!
    Thanks!
    😜🎃😅

  • @backyardadvocate9377
    @backyardadvocate9377 8 місяців тому +268

    When asked, Sioux City GOP chair said, “ We like him because he’s as dumb as we are. Why else would we cheer like seals!”

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому +7

      backyard - See, now I can’t tell if you’re really quoting the Mayor here or just lying your arse off in the name of comedy….
      (really funny, though!)

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 8 місяців тому +11

      That’s pretty much right! They like him because he’s validating there ignorance!

    • @glennmartin1632
      @glennmartin1632 8 місяців тому

      Their dude@@marvinmartin4692

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 8 місяців тому +5

      @@madeleineprice9645 With the state of the current GOP, that's the name of the game.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 8 місяців тому +6

      "Ye Old Camel's Wart," has never riden on a bycicle, scooter, motorcycle, or driven a Correvette, or tossed a Frisbee huh?
      Getting in & out of his Limo is his hardest job he has had since birth.
      Just like everything else he has: No Military, No political Experience, No Retention of Historical Facts...yada yada yada

  • @mikeimbrogno4150
    @mikeimbrogno4150 8 місяців тому +4

    I think he's trolling the Jackals with the lego brick line...

  • @10100rsn
    @10100rsn 8 місяців тому +2

    "I have to say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm saying it... Miss Communication is A LOT HOTTER than Miss Direction. I should know, I was married to both of them." - Trump

  • @beanybean000
    @beanybean000 8 місяців тому +1

    the lego bricks joke has not gone unnoticed by the jackals

  • @JamesMattJohn
    @JamesMattJohn 8 місяців тому +86

    I truly wonder if anyone in the audience can truly appreciate that Lego Bricks joke without having seen every episode of Corrections

    • @StaceyAu
      @StaceyAu 8 місяців тому +10

      That explains why I didn’t get it! Thank you for this context.

    • @TWFydGlu
      @TWFydGlu 8 місяців тому +12

      You only need to see one or two Corrections, just the right ones.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 8 місяців тому +6

      @@StaceyAu It's the topic of the first one I think.

    • @kevinwest6257
      @kevinwest6257 8 місяців тому +5

      It sounded like the staff laughing, not the audience, but I may be wrong.

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 8 місяців тому +7

      Yep..knew and laughed like a jackal..sort of

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 8 місяців тому +83

    Vote people!
    Hey Kentucky, our gubernatorial election is November 7! Let’s keep Andy!

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому

      @@kathyvilleneuve1372 You’re just another cut’n’paste mindless 👿 TROLL 👿
      REPORTING AS SPAM

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 8 місяців тому +1

      IM FROM CALIFORNIA BUT PLEASE KEEP ANDY. SEEMS LIKE HE HAS DONE A GOOD JOB

  • @invizmable
    @invizmable 8 місяців тому

    THE NOD TO CORRECTIONS WITH “LEGO BRICKS” I LOVE THIS SHOWWWW AHAHHAHAAAAAA

  • @keltonscott734
    @keltonscott734 8 місяців тому

    Seth cracked Me Up with his imitation of DJT repeating Sioux City So Many Times, Hilarious 😂

  • @phatesdesign3411
    @phatesdesign3411 8 місяців тому +309

    😂 Thank you, Mr. Myers and your whole team, especially Wally for everything you've done for your audience. You've really helped me fight my depression with amazing comedy, everything that sucks. You make it a little bit easier to handle. Just want you guys to always know you're very appreciated. Insert Wally's line here---)

    • @SDXStudio
      @SDXStudio 8 місяців тому +6

      It's so wild on these types of things ring so true to me now. When I was younger, I never understood it when people said by watching things, like a show or a movie, made them feel better.
      I would always have those terrible thoughts pushing through anyway, forcing me to stop paying attention to whatever it was I was doing and just focus on the dread of whatever it was that was bothering me.
      But these days, and through the pandemic, coming so close to eviction and having our heat shut off, having Late Night (and Last Week Tonight, too! Also SNL) has been a beacon of happiness for me as well!

    • @SkunkAdelic
      @SkunkAdelic 8 місяців тому

      @@kathyvilleneuve1372 hey :) Skunkadelic lol

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 8 місяців тому

    • @SkunkAdelic
      @SkunkAdelic 8 місяців тому

      @@kathyvilleneuve1372 Ben 😅

    • @sheilalopez3983
      @sheilalopez3983 8 місяців тому

      If nazi-trump would be himself on a stage he'd be a passable comedian, but a lousy president.

  • @richardengelhardt582
    @richardengelhardt582 8 місяців тому +47

    "Addled" is a kind word for a dangerously mentally deranged traitor.

  • @bagelvision
    @bagelvision 8 місяців тому

    Sioux city, Sioux falls. Hilarious. This alot funnier than shaking hands with ghosts.

  • @lorainepage9601
    @lorainepage9601 8 місяців тому

    I know Seth loved doing this piece. I was cracking up!

  • @alejandroz5730
    @alejandroz5730 8 місяців тому +345

    I don't care that Trump doesn't know who the leader of what country he's talking about. I care the fact that he likes these despots because they keep their people "under control." That's what he thinks a president should do and that's definitely what he wants to do if he wins Election again.

    • @Sam-ow4ws
      @Sam-ow4ws 8 місяців тому

      Lmao, you are blind enough that you don't even realize whats happening right now do you?

    • @rickyplaysbyear7663
      @rickyplaysbyear7663 8 місяців тому +6

      I don't care about the presents
      Underneath the Christmas tree
      I just want you for my own
      More than you could ever know
      Make my wish come true
      All I want for Christmas is youuuu
      XD

    • @Avi_Z.
      @Avi_Z. 8 місяців тому +14

      You are so right!!! Evil is as evil does.

    • @HeartlesSv420
      @HeartlesSv420 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@rickyplaysbyear7663🎶To go to jail.🎶

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 8 місяців тому

      more than that, he likes that they keep themselves in power. and that is DEFINITELY what he will do if he wins the presidency again.

  • @tobiashoyden2644
    @tobiashoyden2644 8 місяців тому +23

    Anyone else ready for his obituary?

  • @gvcjbf1266
    @gvcjbf1266 8 місяців тому +2

    The windmills are driving trumpers a little batty😂

  • @joe_el_gallo13
    @joe_el_gallo13 8 місяців тому

    😂 that last turkey caught me by surprise

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 8 місяців тому +347

    What a sad state of affairs. A presidential election almost a year away and everybody is arguing over which candidate is more senile. Good luck, America.

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 8 місяців тому +1

      Personally, I'm voting for Dean Philips, if he makes it that far. He's a good Dem Congressman from my state of MN!

    • @businessraptor134
      @businessraptor134 8 місяців тому +18

      I just gunna dig a deep deep hole and climb into it... that's how over this clown show I am as an American.

    • @heckensteiner4713
      @heckensteiner4713 8 місяців тому +4

      Thanks! We're gonna need it for sure.

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth 8 місяців тому +33

      So yeah.. so the fact that one of the two is indicted in 4 jurisdictions on 91 felony counts... we'll just ignore that because it's basically a wash and the main thing is they're both old and very alike.

    • @thisrandomlife619
      @thisrandomlife619 8 місяців тому +3

      I am thinking it's time to look at moving to a new country. After the next election, this country no matter who wins is in a world of hurt.

  • @ZeroOskul
    @ZeroOskul 8 місяців тому +61

    Remember the time Trumpty Dumbty went to Paradise, CA and called the place "Pleasure"?

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому +1

      Zero - Yes, I think that was the day he was showing Paradise citizens how to sweep the leaves up off the forest floor to stop CA’s raging wildfires ……

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 8 місяців тому +1

      @Zero0 Pepperidge Farm remembers, lol.... 😉

  • @joeyelrose2564
    @joeyelrose2564 8 місяців тому

    So many lawyers here…. Sue city.
    One of the best jokes of 2023.

  • @marystacey4796
    @marystacey4796 8 місяців тому +1

    I love you Seth! Your writers are amazing!

  • @hemlockVape
    @hemlockVape 8 місяців тому +67

    Should we replace the term "Conspiracy Theory" with "Idiot's Fairytale"?

    • @666hellmaiden
      @666hellmaiden 8 місяців тому +8

      Oh honey stop spamming, it’s embarrassing 😂

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@romius9391How does it feel to be so insignificant?

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape 8 місяців тому

      @@romius9391 His entire career

  • @Monk-Amani.
    @Monk-Amani. 8 місяців тому +386

    That Sioux City Falls failure bit was brilliant! Trump's hilarious! Not really, but y'all kno' what I mean. Please, lock him down.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 8 місяців тому +16

      The crowd still clapped unfortunately

    • @christianhoffman7407
      @christianhoffman7407 8 місяців тому +28

      @pollypockets508
      The -crowd- *cult* still clapped unfortunately

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 8 місяців тому +5

      You mean like 6 ft under?

    • @patriceaustin7814
      @patriceaustin7814 8 місяців тому +5

      I agree Trump is hilarious when he doesn't have the power of the POTUS. I Wish he would do stand-up instead of running for president.

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga 8 місяців тому +6

      He's funny like a comedian having a heart attack in the middle of a bit.

  • @CorkyGardner
    @CorkyGardner 8 місяців тому

    So glad you’re back!

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +1

    LEGO: makes toy bricks.
    LEGOS: makes internet Jackals!

  • @fistyann8434
    @fistyann8434 8 місяців тому +166

    I hope Seth is still our host in post-apocalyptic America.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 8 місяців тому +18

      We hold up on whatever floor of 30Rock it films on. Jackals 4 Eva

    • @deandavidson1375
      @deandavidson1375 8 місяців тому +16

      I do too. He's one of many who makes me laugh in these times of abject terror

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 8 місяців тому +12

      I'm grateful for him & his superb writers every day (including weekends & Mondays).

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 8 місяців тому +9

      He'll be gone in Overlord Trump's first media purge, be serious...

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 місяців тому +6

      i thought that was "the attic episodes"?

  • @wamacho
    @wamacho 8 місяців тому +10

    He once visited "Paradise" after a wild fire and called the place "pleasure " at least twice.. A stable genius.

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 8 місяців тому

    "...Lego bricks..." LOL - the Jackals have Seth running scared!

  • @mariavictor4324
    @mariavictor4324 8 місяців тому

    ..aaaand Stumpie is back😂 still love it!😂😂 what a berk!

  • @babygreenlizard
    @babygreenlizard 8 місяців тому +24

    The fact that they cheered even though he clearly called the wrong city name... God, I really don't like being an Iowan lol

    • @maxmaxwell343
      @maxmaxwell343 8 місяців тому

      I think it’s a symptom of Trumpism, not Iowaism.

    • @davevandergrift3431
      @davevandergrift3431 8 місяців тому

      Move here (SD) to move up to something better lol

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 8 місяців тому

      The cheering paid shills who also didn't know where they were, were competing with the drunk local guy shouting "Hey, wait a minute !"

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 8 місяців тому +4

      baby - But I distinctly heard loud boos coming from the audience too!!!!!
      Rewind and re-listen yourself .

    • @aceofspades9503
      @aceofspades9503 8 місяців тому

      The labor laws in Iowa suck too. Lots of reasons not to be there.

  • @christopherweise438
    @christopherweise438 8 місяців тому +45

    Now i'm pissed i never got a loaf of bread when i voted. I mean.......i showed my ID and everything.
    WTH?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 місяців тому +8

      when the bank wants ID i never give one until i see bread.

  • @sarahrobertson3936
    @sarahrobertson3936 8 місяців тому +2

    I have to applaud this episode...laughed out loud often. 🤣🤣

  • @peachezxoxo
    @peachezxoxo 8 місяців тому +1

    You should’ve spelled Trump sharping“Sioux falls” as ‘Sue falls’ 😂😂😂😂

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole 8 місяців тому +11

    He heard hungry and immediately thought turkey.

    • @TheLisclark
      @TheLisclark 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus 8 місяців тому

      if he heard "hungry" he would have said "McDonalds" (cuz he thinks the junk food place was named after him)

  • @rockerchic8144
    @rockerchic8144 8 місяців тому +61

    Hands down, Seth Myer's is one of the funniest guy's and his interpretation of Trump Dump is right on! 😂

    • @Jo3yW
      @Jo3yW 7 місяців тому

      *Hand's

  • @easymoneysniper9013
    @easymoneysniper9013 8 місяців тому

    "There's so many lawyers here u might as well call this place Sioux city "
    That was genius.
    And u passed on the Hungary Turkiye joke. Top tier comedy my friend

  • @angelaroque6240
    @angelaroque6240 8 місяців тому

    Thank you Seth!

  • @yohei72
    @yohei72 8 місяців тому +5

    Missed a golden opportunity for a “Sioux City and the Banshees” joke, Seth.

  • @ripvanstinkle
    @ripvanstinkle 8 місяців тому +36

    “You’re in Indiana…and you have palm trees all over the place.” What?! Palm trees in Indiana? Trump screwed up his own stupid hypothetical flub!!

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 8 місяців тому +6

      I was confused by this as well!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +5

      I noticed that one, too! Indiana has many wonderful trees. None of them are palms! Unless he means: 🤦‍♂️

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 8 місяців тому +4

      @@johnobrien2373 I suppose T has spent a lot of his life in the shade of the facepalms.

  • @Lisa59
    @Lisa59 8 місяців тому

    Thank you, Seth Meyers, for throwing some humor into the mess going on

  • @birdmandan2
    @birdmandan2 8 місяців тому

    This episode was gold.

  • @MichaelOKC
    @MichaelOKC 8 місяців тому +12

    It is a shame that those who "need" to hear this will never see it in their bubble!!

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 8 місяців тому +1

      Definitely edited out in RW world basement broadcasts.

  • @BabysitterSky
    @BabysitterSky 8 місяців тому +8

    As a person who lives in Sioux City this makes me so god damn happy.

  • @bwuh
    @bwuh 8 місяців тому

    Loved hearing Seth explain to Howard Stern how these Closer Looks are created - kudos to Sal!

  • @JMMjamm
    @JMMjamm 8 місяців тому

    US!?!?!😂😂😂 He just thought of that. 😂😂

  • @jesselocke6170
    @jesselocke6170 8 місяців тому +4

    Time to take that test again.

  • @michaelevangatto1659
    @michaelevangatto1659 8 місяців тому +165

    For a dude who loves the uneducated, he’s really leaning on that ignorance is bliss thing 😂

    • @robertsmith5744
      @robertsmith5744 8 місяців тому +7

      @@romius9391 TROLL

    • @michaelevangatto1659
      @michaelevangatto1659 8 місяців тому +7

      @@romius9391 take your Abilify

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 8 місяців тому +9

      @romius9391
      Your tangerine hero wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

    • @coreywho2972
      @coreywho2972 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@kingayy9267Lmao you Slumericans are a joke. You don't have to be a trump supporter to look over and say your current president is a frail limb nursery. Your country is currently being run by dementia but yall still focus on someone who was president 3 years ago. #clowns

    • @RedondoBeach2
      @RedondoBeach2 8 місяців тому

      He's infinitely stupid. His grade school teachers likely said the same thing.

  • @fuzzy6006
    @fuzzy6006 8 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious when Chump projects his idiocy😂😂

    • @ManzelaManz-pk8zy
      @ManzelaManz-pk8zy 8 місяців тому

      No he tries to outsmart the country! The rest of his pack will recognise nothing in the future😅

  • @br0fr0mdahood
    @br0fr0mdahood 8 місяців тому

    I am so glad this show is back.

  • @yeuxdal
    @yeuxdal 8 місяців тому +20

    I’m so sorry for folks waiting in the dentists office in the wee hours

  • @maxj0930
    @maxj0930 8 місяців тому +31

    This stuff was writing itself all through the writers’ strike, so it’s no surprise that Seth comes out of the strike with all cylinders hitting. Brilliant!

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 8 місяців тому +6

      If your car’s engine has all cylinders hitting, then your timing chain probably jumped a couple teeth, and you’re gonna need some costly engine repair. 😜

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@stephen3164 finally a mechanic jackal! I was getting the feeling that only the "cubicle types" were jackals here! Really worrying stuff!

    • @maxj0930
      @maxj0930 8 місяців тому

      @@stephen3164 TBC, I never said all cylinders were hitting simultaneously. Find something else to criticize

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 8 місяців тому

      @@maxj0930 - The phrase is “firing on all cylinders”, not “hitting”. Cylinders should never have things hitting inside, hence why what you said isn’t a saying. (An interference engine design has the valves open in to the path of the piston, but is timed to only open when the piston position is at its furthest point from the valves. If your timing chain jumps a few teeth, then your piston can make contact with the open valve and cause a lot of damage.)

  • @matthewmagda4971
    @matthewmagda4971 8 місяців тому

    His commitment to the bit here is pretty epic.

  • @jtofgc
    @jtofgc 8 місяців тому +182

    You've got to hand it to him. Of all the places you could mistakenly say Viktor Orban is from he landed on the one that will enrage him the most.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 8 місяців тому +16

      Yep! I frankly couldn't believe how perfect it is that he said that out loud! I wish I knew Hungarian to be able to LOL about Hungarian media's reaction to it.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 8 місяців тому +32

      Yeah. Long centuries of bad blood history between the Huns and the Türkomen.
      Well played, baby Cheesus, well played ...🤣🤣🤣

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@thehellyousay😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

    • @sandrawilson8792
      @sandrawilson8792 8 місяців тому +9

      He was Hungary for some Turkey. Thanksgiving can't come soon enough for that family. It should really be delightful this year.

    • @jeannineflores3623
      @jeannineflores3623 8 місяців тому +2

      Missed the context originally…knew there was more to the slip. Thanks for filling me in😂.

  • @mbur5099
    @mbur5099 8 місяців тому +18

    Excellent pun - chef kiss: ...so many lawyers... sue city.
    Well played!

  • @teresaweglinski7426
    @teresaweglinski7426 8 місяців тому

    Well said

  • @gryphonberlin
    @gryphonberlin 8 місяців тому

    some brilliant writing today ... good boys!!!

  • @JohnDoe-cp5fh
    @JohnDoe-cp5fh 8 місяців тому +15

    I love that Corrections bits are bleeding into the main show like with the five year old with the Lego bricks. Eventually it will all be Corrections.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 8 місяців тому +3

      Another poster here literally just wrote about the Lego bricks asking why is it such a big deal?! I schooled them on Corrections!

  • @michaelmeandros551
    @michaelmeandros551 8 місяців тому +28

    He's not declining, he's just losing his puppeteers.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 8 місяців тому +9

      @@romius9391 Nyet, comrade, nyet! High Command got rid of troll campaign many months ago. Now we supposed to go stand at Ukraine border and make funny faces. What you still doing at computer terminal? Goons should have been around weeks ago to take it away from you.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 8 місяців тому +6

      @@romius9391 Yes. He enunciates policy, unlike Trump whose stream-of-consciousness babbling is all about how unfairly he's treated and deriding his political opponents.

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 8 місяців тому +2

      @@romius9391if you are *watching* someone talk, you are doing it wrong. Have you EVER read a transcript of a Turnip “speech”? It’s wild that that “person” graduated college somehow.

  • @staceynicole8978
    @staceynicole8978 8 місяців тому

    Seth OLD as "Biden Old" would be a FANTASTIC halloween costume. Though I am not sure how Seth would pull that off because already I am confused lol.

  • @davidm.9026
    @davidm.9026 8 місяців тому +74

    Most politicians . . . Okay, most non-Republican politicians, would have apologized for the location slip-up, but not Trumpy Boy. He never apologizes.

    • @VicZX6R
      @VicZX6R 8 місяців тому

      Too stupid to know...

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 8 місяців тому +9

      You will never see or hear a republican admit to being wrong! Never!

    • @joymattson8549
      @joymattson8549 8 місяців тому +3

      That's because he has no awareness that he is wrong. He's not too bright.

    • @thirty0dd
      @thirty0dd 8 місяців тому +2

      Worse, he pretends he meant to say it, that he was right, that it was some alternative to the actual word/phrase, or that he coined some new nickname or saying. Never admits he could possibly have been wrong.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 8 місяців тому +6

      I’ve been waiting for 43 years to hear a republican admit to being wrong about something. Still waiting!!!

  • @kevinremus4343
    @kevinremus4343 8 місяців тому +116

    The Trump bit is actually difficult to watch. He's clearly unstable.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 місяців тому +14

      @@romius9391 Seth just talked about that. try to keep up.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 8 місяців тому +7

      I have a little paper cutout of Trump wearing clown makeup and an adorable tiny cowboy hat that I glued to the end of the popsicle stick. And whenever I start getting upset at what he's saying I just put that over his face and it really helps put things in perspective.
      One of these days I hope to get a tiny speaker installed in it that will play that 'doot doot doodle-doot' clown music whenever I hold it up, that'll really finish the picture.

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@romius9391Coming from a guy who only knows a handful of words, you don't have room to talk.

    • @JGold-cu5mo
      @JGold-cu5mo 8 місяців тому +1

      @@romius9391 They are both dotards. Lucky USA. Great political system you have there. 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 8 місяців тому

      ​@@danielgehring7437life goals! 😂

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 8 місяців тому +1

    Well done Seth and crew on the intro montage!❤😂

  • @jessicapatton2688
    @jessicapatton2688 8 місяців тому

    There was a couple really good jokes in there!

  • @PaquitoNYC
    @PaquitoNYC 8 місяців тому +26

    He’s in a dead heat with Biden. America, shame on us.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 місяців тому

      No.......trump is genuinely declining.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 місяців тому

      @@Balletified "aren't addressing"
      You mean like putting forward student loan forgiveness, cheaper healthcare, wider healthcare..........which the traitor republicans blocked.

    • @tonydenaro6600
      @tonydenaro6600 8 місяців тому

      @@Balletified
      Trump added trillions to the US debt and gave $1 trillion in tax cuts to the top 1% money earners. So tell us, Yank how much of that $1 trillion did you get? NOTHING! Sad.
      But hey, Mexico paid for the wall and you still have Trump healthcare! Right? No!
      LMFAO!!

    • @ogathingo8885
      @ogathingo8885 8 місяців тому

      Indeed!!! What has happened to the citizens of the USA??? Has Covid-19 wiped out the decency, commonsences and our moral values of the God fearing , especially members of the Part of Abraham Lincoln???

  • @HeartlesSv420
    @HeartlesSv420 8 місяців тому +7

    If he's that impressed by "U.S." being spelled "us", wait until he hears about racecar.

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 8 місяців тому +2

      He's the only person over the age of 6 who's so proud of spelling his name correctly.

    • @HeartlesSv420
      @HeartlesSv420 8 місяців тому

      @@stephenbuckley9940 He's a genius, man. It reminds me of the time he invented the word "fake". 😂

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 8 місяців тому

    Thanks again

  • @mortensteen
    @mortensteen 8 місяців тому

    That picture at 9:35 - I once saw a meme that said that Trump stands like a centaur without its hind legs. If you know, you know, and that's just about the funniest thing I ever read!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +28

    I'm just confused as to why the gag was removed... or 'partial'. It should be a complete gag.
    Like, a plastic bag, maybe. Tied tight. 'round that soft, gelatinous neck.

    • @sophiathekitteh
      @sophiathekitteh 8 місяців тому +3

      Hey, don't say gelatinous! Gelatin is fun to eat and sweet too 😅😂
      Unlike Trump...

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 8 місяців тому +9

      From what I understand, Trump's team had asked for a stay to give his team a chance to present their argument on how the gag order would unfairly limit Trump's political speech.
      Yet, while she was considering his request he WENT AND PROVED WHY IT WAS NECESSARY. Thus it was reinstated.

    • @LittleTreeBlue
      @LittleTreeBlue 8 місяців тому +3

      It was likely strategic in Judge Chutkan’s part. She is showing she is giving due deference to the defendant’s first amendment rights, while asking both parties to brief or argue why he should or should not remained gagged. That way she can uphold the gag after giving the defendant the chance to argue against it, also giving him the rope to hang himself by being awful while it’s stayed, and ultimately making her decision much stronger and less likely to be over turned on appeal. Glen Kirschner has a great video about it on Justice Matters if you want to know more.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 8 місяців тому +1

      On the other hand, we all know the one way to guarantee Trump is going to say something stupid is when someone else tells him not to say anything stupid... so really we should be thanking the judge for leaving that part ambiguous, it's been comedy gold so far.

    • @sandrawilson8792
      @sandrawilson8792 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Gildedmuseshe is carefully denying him grounds for appeal.

  • @ShihTzuPosting
    @ShihTzuPosting 8 місяців тому +1

    Has he ever opened a speech without saying “has anyone heard of this? Amazing. Anyone?”