Elvin deSouza reverb.com/item/20200188-1964-danelectro-longhorn-guitarlin?gclid=CjwKCAjw-ITqBRB7EiwAZ1c5UxSt80s2QkoyvAom_V3AM8llM26ggpQG800HDt7SpVt4V1yZF5nvtRoCIsEQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&merchant_id=101078754&pla=1& rethink your thoughts on a telecaster being “the ugliest guitar ever”
For all the djent guys that feel lackluster, this is a telecaster. Fender’s first electric guitar that stood the test of time, and is still regarded as one of the best ever. I need another one
I too need another one. One day I was super broke so I sold my Peavey telecaster just so I could go to a Periphery show. I dont regret the decision but I do miss my tele.
I've had this crazy idea. What if you would do a growl choir. Different growl nodes or whatever u call it. "Colab". I've tried to google growl choir but no one has done it :P
Honestly I’m so fuckin happy Jared is able to make a living from UA-cam and dedicate his time to it, easily one of the best and most hard working dudes in the community. Beautiful guitar man, I fucking LOVE it!
@@babyyoda3467 EMGs are extreme. However, I wouldn't mind some classy looking active single coils, they sound decent enough and are hum cancelling, I'm considering installing them into my tele, however I'm scared of the annoying battery changing😕
Review on cat, quality content(seriously). God, I'd expected anything but telecaster with singles, lol, idk why. But it sounds incredible, even metal, what I didn't expected. Great guitar, man.
I'm so happy for you dude. Your new Tele is fucking gorgeous. I really loved how you just let the camera run and let us watch you bond with it for the first time. All the best to you.
Funny... I saw the box in the background and said "its gotta be a telecaster". As is my most wanted guitar of all time. And yes they must be specific. Great vid!
Once the cleans kicked in, I got massive nostalgia of my buddies house back in/after highschool. His dad would sit in the living room jammin on his tele.
Idk if it helps but even when you get to jason Richardson level you always look at someone better and get frustrated your not at that level yet so the feeling never really stops.
5:27 that's a tone only a Fender Telecaster can make. Wow really happy for you Jared. I have a dream guitar in mind, I hope I'll have my moment some years down the line like you did on that day.
Update: So, many years later, lots changed. I didn’t get that Tele and I’m so glad. I got an HSS Mexi Strat and now I no longer like Teles at all. Oh, also added a beautiful Gibson LP Standard in desert burst to the collection.
It seems like headless ergonomic guitars and Super Strats are what everyone is going for. Or old dudes bitching that the newer Les Pauls have newer features. I personally love my headless Super Strat =D
That's a really beautiful Telecaster! I want one for myself, too! Look at that finish, like it really sends a calming vibe. Congrats on getting your dream guitar!
At around 8:00 I thought he was so much into it that I considered about jokingly commenting "Soon after, Jared proceeded to literally fuck his brand new guitar" Then at the end he confirmed it hahahahaha
It really does, it has that twangy fucking crunchy sound when you put an OD over it, I’m playing my jazz master with those fat singles with a natural tube OD and holy shit I’m in love
But SERIOUSLY TELE in STRAT case. MAN it's custom shop that means it's expensive as hell and they didn't give you a proper TELE case. I'm disappointed.
That was exactly my thought, seeing that horn cavities. Not to offend or anything, congrats to Jared and stuff, but yeah. Why, why a strat case, don't they really care? Having that said, a dream is a dream, and I believe this is a right thing to do - to make a dream come true.
@Tone Kravanja @Daniil Kolpakov @kuro.i @Monte Rutrough it’s definitely not custom shop; COA is wrong, no CS logo on guitar or inside case, no CS neck plate, nothin. I’m guessing he meant to say Mod Shop (one step down), or he just pulled it out of his ass 😑
Amit Siovitz I think Jimmy Page, Bob Dylan, Syd Barrett, David Gilmour, Steve Howe, George Harrison, and Alex Lifeson proved that it doesn’t belong in just Jazz.
I know this was last November. But I too got a tele and the feeling was very much the same. Such an amazing day. Hope she’s everything you’d hoped for 🤘🏻
Congrats bro. I don't play guitar right now but plan on picking up bass at some point. But I am a musician and can appreciate quality sound made by quality instruments.
Take your time picking an instrument, try as hard as you can to avoid impulse buying a bass, it’s hard when so many beauties are in front of you. Careful selection will save you headaches and heartaches later, just some hard HARD learned advice for you friend. No charge.
I knew it was a Tele. Every metalhead secretly wants a Tele.
Everyone wants a tele
You're not lying. I went ahead and did a full custom rebuild of a 2001 MIM Tele. Beautiful little bastard.
You got that right that's all I will play
I've recently discovered that if you mainly use a humbucker equipped guitar, using a Tele sounds great for doubling the rhythm part in the studio.
I wanted one once I saw Jim Root’s model
Who would have thought, Jared Dines' favorite guitar is a tele
guitar covers 307 i think it’s a troll lol
The pentatonic scales reigns over all
Blake Behrends that’s a custom shop tele, he won’t spend thousands of dollars on a troll....
I was expecting to see like an Ibanez or a Jackson or something pretty heavy
Everyone wants a tele
Fender Tele.... orange cab...
Jared is slowly turning into Jim Root.
Dustin Platt I WAS THINKING THAT TOO
I SAW THE ORANGE AMP AND THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT
not a bad person at all to be compared to though...
Jared has the exact same app as me
Amp
“You probably won’t like it guys” pulls out most beautiful telecaster of all time
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw yes its just you
The colour isn't my favourite but it has everything else to be an amazing guitar
Ashda Sheppp for fucking real though
Elvin deSouza reverb.com/item/20200188-1964-danelectro-longhorn-guitarlin?gclid=CjwKCAjw-ITqBRB7EiwAZ1c5UxSt80s2QkoyvAom_V3AM8llM26ggpQG800HDt7SpVt4V1yZF5nvtRoCIsEQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&merchant_id=101078754&pla=1& rethink your thoughts on a telecaster being “the ugliest guitar ever”
SCP-096 you burned my eyes. How do you find a guitar that horrendous?!
3:07
jared: *in awe of guitar *
me: *looks in background * huh.. i have that same trashcan.
Ibanez is where it's at
Oh shit me too
I just realized I do too
Lol me too
Wtf, so do I 😂
"I'm so excited to open this box" also walks around the room for five minutes
The anxiety was getting too him lol had to walk it off
The_ elder_cats Gotta keep it on sizzle baby...
For all the djent guys that feel lackluster, this is a telecaster. Fender’s first electric guitar that stood the test of time, and is still regarded as one of the best ever. I need another one
Jimmy Page can't be wrong. Plug Tele into Supro, kick ass.
I too need another one. One day I was super broke so I sold my Peavey telecaster just so I could go to a Periphery show. I dont regret the decision but I do miss my tele.
You guys are all staring at the guitar while I'm just admiring how nice Jared's house is.
You meant his folks' house.
What's wrong with it?@@itsruf1
*the 18 string looks through the window in the rain crying with palms on glass*
"WHAT AM I?!?!!"
saying "Am I a joke to you?"
I've had this crazy idea. What if you would do a growl choir. Different growl nodes or whatever u call it. "Colab". I've tried to google growl choir but no one has done it :P
GoggleFoggleFace! Loggle Toggle Wait!.... The guitar has palms? Lol
7:18 Nice try to grab the invisible tremolo xD
Lol
Omg, that's funny 😂
He needs a Jaguar for that 😂
I think it too xD
#wheresmywhammy
I almost climaxed when I saw that gold hardware on that tele
Äret Hjallson same
90% of Jared’s income goes just to guitars and gear
Blackout PB I mean, it's his job so y'know
Luke BELAY really?
Honestly I’m so fuckin happy Jared is able to make a living from UA-cam and dedicate his time to it, easily one of the best and most hard working dudes in the community. Beautiful guitar man, I fucking LOVE it!
We got a fucked up view on what actual hard work is here in america.
Me:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Jared: METAL TIME
Nathaniel Daniel Jim Root plays a tele 🤷♂️
@@babyyoda3467 with active pickups - you slap them into anything and make it metal , Jareds guitar has fender cleantone based bright singlecoils.
Daniel Fořt true. Hey if he is getting metal tones with the single coil then he is happy, I would kill for a tele with EMGs tho
@@babyyoda3467 EMGs are extreme. However, I wouldn't mind some classy looking active single coils, they sound decent enough and are hum cancelling, I'm considering installing them into my tele, however I'm scared of the annoying battery changing😕
Teles can do whatever you want them to. They are the perfect guitar.
Oh baby you got what I need 😂 *cues 80’s porn music*
Cameron Fleury Oh hey Cameron!
0:21
It's a Biz Markie song.
@@maxscardanelli6185 hey man! Fancy seeing you here.
Not the most beautiful guitar ive seen, but definitely the most beautiful tele ive ever seen.
ritchie kotzen's tele is.
That's an accurate comment.
I like John 5’s Telecaster
Yeah I’m more of a Gibson kind of guy myself but I still really love the telecasters they have a cool ass design
I'm a drummer I don't know what y'all are talkin about
Next time you shine a black light next to that guitar, it’s gonna glow, what an ingenious way of personalizing your instrument!
Mighty Pigeon why will there be jizz on it?
Watch the video until the end, @@papabillydeth4723
Papa Billydeth stop! You’re ruining the effect...
It’s natural wood polish
It's elephant jizz to gloss
This dudes gotten his dream guitar like 5 separate times on this channel lol
Solaxer I can understand that! 🤪🥰 I got my dream guitar a week and a half ago and now I’m lusting after a tele. 😭
He's a fuckboi
7:19 , I swear he grabs for a tremolo bar. lol.
Why you have a 90 guitar garage and only have 45 guitars?
Nice noticing he should definitely get 45 more guitars
Wow, the reference 😂😂😂
I just noticed he went the Jim Root path. Telecaster + Orange amp
Woah I didnt realize that! Nice catch ;o
Not Jim Root until he puts EMGs in it.
And until he grows a giant beard.
I have no other reason to live papa Jared noticed me o.o
on the next episode : WHY IS MY GUITAR PREGNANT?!?!?!?
WHY THIS COMMENT HAS ONLY 4 LIKES?!?!?!?!?
😂
Pregananananet
Jacob Anderson lol
Or... On the next episode: WHY AM I PREGNANT?!?!?!?
Why do you hold your cello like that?
@@nikkipuchalla2185 yeah cuz it's a big violin
Nikki Puchalla r/Whoooooosh
Nikki Puchalla r/wooosh
I watch this bfdfeiiio
Its a tuba idiot.
6:52 oh my God that clean tone
It’s so beautiful 😍
I bet you played that until the camera battery died! She's gorgeous. Congratulations.
That's cool and all, but can you play smoke on the water on it?
Pff i want wonderwall
Aaron Petersen Wrong channel dude lol
Jk 😂
@@jessdoof8745 no, i can not
Oh man this joke is like an arrow to the knee
@@jessdoof8745 I had to
Review on cat, quality content(seriously). God, I'd expected anything but telecaster with singles, lol, idk why. But it sounds incredible, even metal, what I didn't expected. Great guitar, man.
John 5 really loves them
That's where you're wrong. You don't need buckers for metal
@WaurufEx almost. I thought that would be HSS
@@Turkeybatr expensive ones don't need, but cheaper singles don't sounds good in metal.
@@Turkeybatr explain?
On the backplate it says "Corona California".
Oh HELL no
That's the place where they are being crafted man😂 Corona comes from guitars XD
i used to live in corona, not a nice place lol
IT PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!ALL HAIL THE TELE
Hah! I guess Fender has a factory in Corona. The company was founded in Fullerton which if you don’t know is about 45 mins away from Corona.
Beautiful guitar. Congrats!
The Tone King well the Tone King also needs a bad Ass Telecaster to demo and unboxing
I thought you had a st anger album cover as your profile pic
I want the cat!!!
And the guitar :D
yeahhhh
same
Same!
CAT!
Same!
2:35 at this moment Jared failed no nut november
*gets telecaster* *can't play math rock*
Lmao
そこに鳴る
Japanese math rock is my fav
Co shu nie
@@xYottabyte that's the first time I've found a Cö Shu Nie fan in another channel besides me.
@@dhayaakherraz4214 I'm also a Co Shu Nie fan
Gets tele cant play country
according to my mathematical calculations of googling, Jared uploaded this at 5 am. Go to sleep boi
@@PurpleOverdrive that is unpossible
He can also schedule when the videos go up tho.
Did you just say UNpossible
No he probably uploaded it around 6pm and set it to upload at 5am automatically as then it's in everyone's sub boxes at a decent time
thebroccoliman1 could live in a diff time
zone, in ET he would have around 8 am
2:33 listen with your eyes closed
Well its weird 🤣🤣
Jimmy Rojas 😂😂😂
PornHub lol😂😂😂
Bruh
Oh my god
Jared's laugh at 1:25 sounded like sans.
OH MY GOD, DUUUDE. You made my day.
Hahaha😂
haha
He is sans
Doo doo doot doo
Dude! I'm so tired of people asking for guitars!...So can I have a bass?
Davie504: ask and you shall receive
*B A S S* acquired
What? Bass is illegal. Drums and guitar okay, but no bass pls.
@@joandrumz3176 I will call the police!
@@joandrumz3176 davie504 will not aprove
That's a beautiful telecaster. I'd dream of one too.
With a guitar like this i gotta learn to play in key-jared dines
I read this unintentionally right when he said that lol
Christian Izworski i just did the same thing.
@@CH-gc1fd same
@@cat_bicycle12 Me 2 wtc
I'm so happy for you dude. Your new Tele is fucking gorgeous. I really loved how you just let the camera run and let us watch you bond with it for the first time.
All the best to you.
After seeing this guitar I started liking Telecasters
And I just failed no nut November
Me too, Jared is kinda hot
Im not the only one
I ain't gay tho
@@SafaBoet did you just assume the guitar's gender? Or assume its fender...badum tsss
For me it's like ninety nut November
All us punks are like “OMG A TELE!?”
You made blues, rock, and metal come together as one through one guitar solo. Great job!!!
Funny... I saw the box in the background and said "its gotta be a telecaster". As is my most wanted guitar of all time. And yes they must be specific. Great vid!
fuuuuuck. thats gorgeous
Bro i have subscribed you
Once the cleans kicked in, I got massive nostalgia of my buddies house back in/after highschool. His dad would sit in the living room jammin on his tele.
4 videos later "I got my dream guitar!!"
LMAO
RuFiOPx fact
Was that a whammy bar reach at 7:18? ;) Beautiful piece Jared!!
Nah it was him selecting a pickup
Yes it was
Also there was no pickup there so he could not have been reaching for the pickup
Herpz
4:20, there is a three way switch that he toggled while playing.
Gaige Sebastien no, he reached for the black part
@@heroryan7859
Eh maybe, I can't really tell. Can we at least agree that no matter what, that is one gorgeous guitar?
show us ur guitar collection
Man that is pure guitar porn! 😍🙌 Love my Tele so much! Soooo jealous! Congrats! 🤘🎸
Youre really cheesy lol
iTouqan your really toastie!
@@thekout You should check out his channel Karl is a monster player!
Ew
That's a very weird bass you have there
Davie504 approves this comment
Stop these davie comments they only belong on his channel, I agree though with both of you.
@Cat playing guitar On a guitar those 6 thin stringers sound a bit bright for my taste
I could have sworn my pants were on during the introduction of the tele
Read this as he said since when did we sign up to a porn channel
That's what she said.
@@itsruf1 cleaver
I want a story . Why did u wanted this guitar for so long? Do the video about it pls.
@@stranger6545 it's not really doing anything for me, it looks nice no doubt but I'm also a bit curious as to why he wanted this so bad
Heath2000 everyone has their own likes, though I admit I thought it would be a meta guitar
@Samuel Moses i never said its bad guitar is fuckin nice, but i want to know y he wants it . And y r u so defensive about it?
@Samuel Moses what was the point of saying that?
@@stranger6545 yeah teles are pretty good, I just didnt see jared wanting one so badly haha
4:42 Can't wait to start jammin on my electric guitar like that. I'm seconds away from throwing it over my neighbor's fence.
I'm with you on that
Idk if it helps but even when you get to jason Richardson level you always look at someone better and get frustrated your not at that level yet so the feeling never really stops.
@@JimDewdGuitars That feeling is actually really helpful, it helps to stay focused on what you want to get better at.
And then you stop playing with huge disappointment for a long time
Can I be your neighbor?
always had a fondness for Telecasters since i started getting into John 5 and his solo stuff
5:27 that's a tone only a Fender Telecaster can make. Wow really happy for you Jared. I have a dream guitar in mind, I hope I'll have my moment some years down the line like you did on that day.
I thought it was gonna be a custom djaguar. But nevermind, it's a djentlecaster
Now you have to do a video called “10 types of blues players or etc...
My lady heard the music in the background and thought I was watching porn.
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Well...she was'nt exactly wrong. 😎
You're lucky your lady has that kind of knowledge :)
I wouldn't even be hanging out with her unless she were DTF ;)
@@TheMack
Nothing beats the feeling of getting just exactly what you want.
Asking for a Tele for Christmas, nice to see another UA-camr backing up the fact that Teles are beautiful!!!
❤
But your name is Gibson gold
Gibson Gold dude for me telecasters are beautiful squire or fender they are both amazing
Update: So, many years later, lots changed. I didn’t get that Tele and I’m so glad. I got an HSS Mexi Strat and now I no longer like Teles at all. Oh, also added a beautiful Gibson LP Standard in desert burst to the collection.
Why is everyone rocking telecasters these dayz. I like it.
David Nwokoye Because telecasters are awesome.
Try a USA mad telecaster and any other guitar and you will see that nothing sounds like a telecaster but a telecaster
It seems like headless ergonomic guitars and Super Strats are what everyone is going for. Or old dudes bitching that the newer Les Pauls have newer features.
I personally love my headless Super Strat =D
Because Gibson sucks
So, is she the one?
I was gonna like your comment but it has 69 likes so I'm not gonna
Ewan Wiebe your the hero we needed not the one we deserve
For now lol. Next year he will file for divorce and she's gonna end up taking all of his time and money ...oh wait she already has 😂😂😂
That's a really beautiful Telecaster! I want one for myself, too! Look at that finish, like it really sends a calming vibe. Congrats on getting your dream guitar!
Beautiful Tele bro I've had custom shops and there is nothing like em enjoy
Yes this is indeed a special child and a beautiful one for sure
2:45 and you say your just a friend, and you say your just a friend, oh baby you!
that is one of the nicest guitars i have ever seen
That guitar is seriously awesome. But I would also watch a ten-minute video of Jared talking to his cat.
A Tele looks like that untouchable princess in the streets... That does some really wild stuff when you are alone with her.
And award for the creepiest comment goes to....
chile wtf
4:34
"let's see what it sounds like".
*Tries to see the sounds ferociously*
Lucu bgt hah ha ha ha😐
4:42 The time that the Guitar's virginity was removed
The clean tones is where the guitar shines. Congratulations on the beautiful guitar.
At around 8:00 I thought he was so much into it that I considered about jokingly commenting "Soon after, Jared proceeded to literally fuck his brand new guitar"
Then at the end he confirmed it hahahahaha
O
weird flex but ok
It’s a telecaster. You can never go wrong with a tele.
You can go wrong with a tele; by plugging it into a digitech death metal pedal. Please don't do that. Your tone will be destroyed
@@cobgod1415 I'm gonna try for a once
Im so glad its a tele and not a strat
Itai Levy.617 what’s wrong with a strat? I don’t play one but I don’t have nothing against them
Kris.C people think they’re overdone.
I can see that
Thank you then strats sound like every other guitar but the telecaster has a sound of it's own
It really does, it has that twangy fucking crunchy sound when you put an OD over it, I’m playing my jazz master with those fat singles with a natural tube OD and holy shit I’m in love
That's actually one of the nicest guitars I've ever seen
.....as a major Tele guy, I'm actually speechless. BRAD PAISLEY APPROVES!!!
BrutalJuice google him from under your rock
@BrutalJuice YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF BRAD PAISLEY *triggered*. He owns like 90 Teles
Does it djent?
no.
@@codykennedy3556 of course it will djent. Its legit!
Hey everybody it's 2015!
@@markosvafeas Hey everybody, it's the guy with dyslexia
@Daniel Alves So are you if you keep talking boy.
I love How when he started Playing he Just forgets about the video and gets Lost in the tone,Thats called passion my dudes
5:40 the day that never comes
I want someone to look at me like jared looks at his Tele
But SERIOUSLY TELE in STRAT case. MAN it's custom shop that means it's expensive as hell and they didn't give you a proper TELE case. I'm disappointed.
That was exactly my thought, seeing that horn cavities. Not to offend or anything, congrats to Jared and stuff, but yeah. Why, why a strat case, don't they really care? Having that said, a dream is a dream, and I believe this is a right thing to do - to make a dream come true.
@@daniilkolpakov2004 my tele has a strat case it works fine plus extra room for the strap to coil when it's on the guitar
That case is both for tele and strats, fender custom doesn't make/send custom cases for either one with the horns apparently
@Tone Kravanja @Daniil Kolpakov @kuro.i @Monte Rutrough it’s definitely not custom shop; COA is wrong, no CS logo on guitar or inside case, no CS neck plate, nothin. I’m guessing he meant to say Mod Shop (one step down), or he just pulled it out of his ass 😑
@@harrisonvos5069 plugged standard fourth screw hole on the mass produced neck at 3:44
Not exactly my style of guitat but congrats for getting it! Happy for you =)
3:43 JARED IS PATIENT ZERO HE STARTED IT ALL!!!!
a damn gorgeous thing... just by the look of it, though, it belongs in jazz music
Amit Siovitz I think Jimmy Page, Bob Dylan, Syd Barrett, David Gilmour, Steve Howe, George Harrison, and Alex Lifeson proved that it doesn’t belong in just Jazz.
Bro how high are you?
What
that goes to the Gretschs of the world
You should do a full house tour now that you’ve moved in
@Peter Oliveira that was a vlog of his house shifting day. I am sure @CaseyCoughlin meant about a tour of his house after everything was set in...
The magic always came from your fingers even you just have $50 guitar.
I know this was last November. But I too got a tele and the feeling was very much the same. Such an amazing day. Hope she’s everything you’d hoped for 🤘🏻
3 minutes in and I have a question. Does it djent?
Jay Smith leave
kmac out-djents jared dines with a tele
Your memes suck!
Every guitar does.
Nah, you need at LEAST 800,000 strings to djent
The neck joint says “Corona”
No way
Casey Neale the factory is in corona california
I have one from 2010 it says it too
Yea that’s where they’re made
Mkay so?
how i met your mother:Guitar edition
Imagine how cool it would be if he met his partner at the customs shop. Guitarist fanfics!
What do you think about his guitar?
@@palakshichangkakati1195 its heavenly
It’s amazing how much a simple binding can make the entire guitar finish just pop out at you.
Congrats bro. I don't play guitar right now but plan on picking up bass at some point. But I am a musician and can appreciate quality sound made by quality instruments.
Take your time picking an instrument, try as hard as you can to avoid impulse buying a bass, it’s hard when so many beauties are in front of you. Careful selection will save you headaches and heartaches later, just some hard HARD learned advice for you friend. No charge.
Omg 🥰🤤 love it. All it needs is some custom mother of pearl inlays and gold fret divider things
Hill Country Bass TV ah yes the gold fret divider things also know as frets...
please don't post stuff like this during november. youre gonna make me fail.
It sounds so much better than expected
Now THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THAT SWEET TELECASTER!!!!
I was expecting a strat... But that's awesome.
Fender Boy forever.
Me too
I wish i had enough money just to buy an acoustic guitar
Same :(
You can get a used one for about 50-100 dollars if you don’t have that much money you should start saving up, you’ll get there one day!
I wish i had enough money to buy a squier knock-off
Im just a poor kid bruh....
Im just a poor kid bruh....
1:05 “I need this guitar”
Every time I walk into guitar center and leave with new gear