[SS13] Alchemist

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  • @reganv
    @reganv Рік тому +548

    John Noita casts a single spell, instantly explodes

    • @Unskilled80881
      @Unskilled80881 Рік тому +47

      The name fits well

    • @MouseHats
      @MouseHats Рік тому +45

      POV: You accidentally cast the storage wand that has Nuke

    • @dragonace119
      @dragonace119 Рік тому +14

      @@MouseHats Or worst when you accidentally forget to take out the dash that's in your blackhole spell.

    • @worldburnerbreadman7886
      @worldburnerbreadman7886 Рік тому +5

      Truely the most Noita way a man could go

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan Рік тому +2

      Lol

  • @autonomousanonymous6310
    @autonomousanonymous6310 Рік тому +274

    [YOU SENSE THE REALITY HAS SHIFTED]
    You hear the word "PLASMA" echoing and shifting in colours

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Рік тому +42

      The gods are very impressed with you.

  • @ParrFigg
    @ParrFigg Рік тому +379

    “I need your strongest potions potion maker.” “You cannot handle my strongest potions.”

    • @ParrFigg
      @ParrFigg Рік тому +7

      @ZoomerStasitruly a Reddit moment

    • @The_Queen_Chrysalis
      @The_Queen_Chrysalis Рік тому +25

      I'm going into battle, I require your strongest potions!

    • @arkdirfe
      @arkdirfe Рік тому +25

      Yeah, I can see how this would kill a dragon.

    • @ParrFigg
      @ParrFigg Рік тому +13

      @@The_Queen_Chrysalis you cannot handle my strongest potions

  • @gierrtheviking
    @gierrtheviking Рік тому +343

    Livrah casually weaponising the Midas touch. Nice!

  • @Dolfa_LPH
    @Dolfa_LPH Рік тому +292

    I can tell Livrah's slowly going insane with each "experiment" he puts the station through.

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 Рік тому +22

      It likely doesn't help his dissent when he is killed every time he gets on shuttle.

  • @paintorian2064
    @paintorian2064 Рік тому +244

    You had me on "dangerous materials" and "large scale"

    • @bubba883
      @bubba883 Рік тому +23

      I'll be honest. Plasma was not my first thought with "I can turn everythingg into the same metal really quickly". First thought was Bananium. Give the clowns some Honknades.

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 Рік тому +4

      Hm.
      Is space lube a material?

    • @mister_bomb7777
      @mister_bomb7777 Рік тому +9

      @@bubba883Or uranium. Fires burn out, but radiation is forever.

    • @sina2a399
      @sina2a399 Рік тому +3

      Wait could you use this to drip out a library with gold

    • @baronbacku9984
      @baronbacku9984 8 місяців тому

      ​@@csmrookie9600no, it's a chem

  • @igotnolife2355
    @igotnolife2355 Рік тому +15

    You know its bad when the fire lock is burning

  • @AafliW
    @AafliW Рік тому +33

    "You know, I could just flood the station with plasma..."
    "Or I could do this."
    - The thought process, probably.

  • @jtlego1
    @jtlego1 Рік тому +104

    "Ive unleashed the Mysterious Purple Smoke. The problem is once you've unleashed the Mysterious Purple Smoke, the Station doesn't work anymore."
    -Boris, Probably

  • @NalyKalZul
    @NalyKalZul Рік тому +201

    you know what's better then plasma in this case, its the green glow fog.
    which is much much harder to undo, just try to reduce the engineering suits around, that or also turn those into uranium suits.
    a engineering suit only works to protect you from outside radiation sources, the suit is not able to stop it own radiation source if it gets internalized.

    • @dudupintarolas5214
      @dudupintarolas5214 Рік тому +18

      i wonder could you imprint the supermatter silver or supper matter shard on metalgen and turn the station to supper matter?

    • @SmileBro-eu8sj
      @SmileBro-eu8sj Рік тому +20

      @@dudupintarolas5214 I assume that you can't grind the crystal so no

    • @staringgasmask
      @staringgasmask Рік тому +24

      @@dudupintarolas5214 supermatter isn't a metal chem unfortunately. No easy cascade.

    • @NalyKalZul
      @NalyKalZul Рік тому +24

      @@dudupintarolas5214 you can make tc dust though, but it has no means of reverting back into spendable tc form.
      Syndicate station.

    • @devil238
      @devil238 Рік тому +1

      @@NalyKalZul Can't you condense it with frost oil?

  • @radil3732
    @radil3732 Рік тому +77

    Bro took a phrase “You can make weapon out of anything“ to a whole different level

  • @breaks-into-cargo1533
    @breaks-into-cargo1533 Рік тому +90

    Livrah got the Midas Touch

  • @michaelmassajr.9996
    @michaelmassajr.9996 Рік тому +85

    Ive seen metalgen when i do unstable peanut plants for random chems but i ignored it for mutation toxins. Now i know the meme potential

    • @jastindeep3366
      @jastindeep3366 Рік тому +11

      Even an assistant fears the horrible peanuts a botanist has

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Рік тому +4

      Honeslty, is it possible imprint Metalgen with Banainum?
      Because like, it _could_ be possible.
      Be really impressive to pull off though.

  • @Nickyonzaza
    @Nickyonzaza Рік тому +67

    i when you said "dangerous materials" i first thought of uranium, radiation is one of the hardest things to get rid of since the station only has avarage 2 showers in medbay and about 4 in engineering

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 Рік тому +16

      You could also turn those showers into uranium, heck you could turn all of engi including suits into uranium.

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Рік тому +1

      showers are made easily with iron sheets, and while they dont got continuous water if not piped up, they do regenerate its own internal water slowly overtime, so make a ton of em and just keep rotating between em

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Рік тому +4

      @@dr.cheeze5382 no you couldnt, metalgen can only convert things that are coded to be capable of being different materials, engi suits like all hardsuits have no coding to be other materials, they are what they are: iron and glass. showers can be turned into uranium tho i think, but im not entirely sure on that

    • @Bernhar301
      @Bernhar301 Рік тому

      @@XiaoYueMao 🤓

    • @sednabold859
      @sednabold859 Рік тому

      Showers dont cure rads, anti toxin/rad meds do, showers just stop you taking burn damage while irradiated and for cleaning irradiated items.

  • @SolidFlame1
    @SolidFlame1 Рік тому +32

    first part i thought "oh haha he is going to turn everyone gold. on the second part "oh damn thats a even better plan"

  • @LordnotsirTav
    @LordnotsirTav Рік тому +16

    Hahaha, I remember using infinifoam back in the day, when you could spread chemicals around with the foaming agent in such a way that it spread infinitely in two stages.
    So one april fools' day, when the server was set to ministation despite a population of 50+, I was a chemist. And a traitor. I made a two-staged foam- one stage thermite, second stage napalm.
    The server (and station) was such a lagging, melting mess that the admins couldn't reset the server for hours.

  • @potatolad7202
    @potatolad7202 Рік тому +6

    YOOOOO THE SPEWER OST YOU DID NOT NEED TO THROW ME BACK TO 2010 LIKE THAT

  • @Therealonetruejoe
    @Therealonetruejoe 8 місяців тому +1

    “And something else I don’t want to be fixed right now” I wonder what that was. Good foreshadowing.

  • @Coconutrus
    @Coconutrus Рік тому +83

    I'm wondering how in the hell Livrah managed to find the recipe of metalgen if it's randomized every 3 days.

    • @sphericalnoob2991
      @sphericalnoob2991 Рік тому +8

      Random in recipe dosen't work because of bug.

    • @Epicawesomeness64
      @Epicawesomeness64 Рік тому +21

      It's in the description, they say it can be found at the "Paper Asteroid" in space

    • @InternetTAB
      @InternetTAB Рік тому +8

      going into a solo server as admin and finding the recipe?

    • @patrickmartin2236
      @patrickmartin2236 Рік тому +4

      Most likely code diving

  • @extremelycatty4040
    @extremelycatty4040 Рік тому +4

    This is Cuban Pete levels of station-wide chaos.

  • @ArrancarX5
    @ArrancarX5 Рік тому +13

    Livrah Terrifies the Crew, And Admins in an Alchemy Experiment.

  • @carlodagunz
    @carlodagunz Рік тому +25

    Hot Ice is super plasma, I think. You ignite it and it unleashes a big fucking plasmafire

  • @TheDukeofOok
    @TheDukeofOok Рік тому +5

    Dude be RPing as Midas at teh start turning everything he touches into drip hot damn.

  • @Аптекарь999
    @Аптекарь999 Рік тому +65

    ЭТОТ РЕАГЕНТ
    ПРОСТО ИМБА!

    • @ЛевКуча
      @ЛевКуча Рік тому +1

      Есть такое... Только ты попробуй его сделать))) Рецепт каждые 3 дня рандомизируется

    • @sphericalnoob2991
      @sphericalnoob2991 Рік тому +5

      ​@@ЛевКуча из-за бага рецепт не меняется.

  • @SmolBloof
    @SmolBloof Рік тому +10

    What If It Was *Purple?* Up first, we have... a _space station._

  • @KillyBilly141
    @KillyBilly141 Рік тому +6

    I really really love your style of videos.
    Also you are a true man of culture with your choice of music

  • @Ryanfinder226
    @Ryanfinder226 Рік тому +21

    Honestly would love to see some more episodes of you experimenting with metalgen

    • @someguy4252
      @someguy4252 Рік тому

      same meat station sounds fun... i wonder if corgium or life could get a reaction with this somehow as mobsplosion sounds lovely for the framerate... although lithium floors sounds lovely too. so much chaos potental.

  • @kuzon505
    @kuzon505 Рік тому +4

    Hey Boris, it’s Horsehead Neb here, the fact that you included NOITA MUSIC IS FUCKING AMAZING! I LOVE YOU

  • @Dalzedur
    @Dalzedur Рік тому +12

    Considering, if I am not mistaken, that the in-lore purpose of the Space Station 13 was, at least at some point, something to do with plasma - either researching it or acquiring it(?) for Nanotrasen, this would tick that box to the letter... That's employee of the year material right there... if he wasn't a syndicate operative.

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 Рік тому +1

      The lore purpose is indeed for plasma mining on lavaland/ice box. Atleast thats what shows up for the bioweapon syndicate people when that ghostrole appears

  • @Kctian
    @Kctian Рік тому +1

    Every video, another thing I've never known possible on SS13. Really makes me wonder what the line is between simple antag and station destroyer in the admin's eyes.

  • @DSR115
    @DSR115 Рік тому +3

    This is the most beautiful levels station panic I have seen.

  • @Alex113234
    @Alex113234 Рік тому +2

    Hear me out: URANIUM metalgen.

  • @joethomas8464
    @joethomas8464 11 місяців тому +2

    Best admin: Doesn't even bwoink him. Instead, sends a message congratulating him for his achievements.

  • @1rez378
    @1rez378 Рік тому +2

    The floor is plasma!

  • @KingMako30
    @KingMako30 Місяць тому +1

    Spewer OST hitting me with nostalgia.

  • @triplekane9656
    @triplekane9656 Рік тому +2

    Ahem... METALGEN.
    *Meet the Alchemist*

  • @sab9040
    @sab9040 Рік тому +6

    (al)Chemical warfare, my favorite kind of warfare!

  • @centric3125
    @centric3125 Рік тому +22

    No better way to Plasmadeath a station than by making the station the plasma!

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao Рік тому +3

      its actually a terrible way, as the floor tiles being plasma meant the fires burned holes basically instantly which removed the atmosphere, and without oxygen the fire couldnt burn more, the best plasmafires are done with a low temp plasma mix so that it doesnt actually burn holes in the station

    • @Bernhar301
      @Bernhar301 Рік тому +4

      @@XiaoYueMao 🤓

    • @dizyxn
      @dizyxn Рік тому

      cant escape the plasma if the plasma is the station

  • @brianc7552
    @brianc7552 Рік тому +1

    Your fitting reward for cracking the metalgen recipe. "Plasma Firelock door" had me howling. That you used a c4 to place it seemed overkill. was surprised you didnt inject it into atmos. If only you could imprint supermatter =P

  • @cto111_
    @cto111_ Рік тому +2

    extremely elaborate plasma flood 10/10

  • @rambl1ngr0se
    @rambl1ngr0se Рік тому +4

    he literally made the philosophers stone and then decided to make everything plasma

  • @simplysmiley4670
    @simplysmiley4670 Рік тому +4

    the fog is coming
    _you need to run_

  • @kezzawozza
    @kezzawozza 21 день тому

    Now I am imagining this on an atmospherics wide scale...

  • @zincgoblin7538
    @zincgoblin7538 Рік тому +1

    the real goal of all of this is not to destroy the station, but clog the admin log so much you can do whatever you want and they will not able to see it from all the spam alerts.

  • @Raccoonpolice99
    @Raccoonpolice99 Рік тому

    Like a stand from jojo, "PURPLE FOG MAN" *POSES MENANCINGLY*

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum Рік тому +2

    AHA i knew that was noita! but i will turn of volume until its over i have heard it so so so many times

  • @can_xylarr6608
    @can_xylarr6608 Рік тому +3

    ''And something else I don't want to be fixed rn''
    it's the nuke isn't it?

  • @HereticFromSS13
    @HereticFromSS13 Рік тому +1

    Grimace shake speedrun any%

  • @Spoidah
    @Spoidah Рік тому +1

    When I saw the gold-plated nuke I knew exactly where this was going

  • @dudupintarolas5214
    @dudupintarolas5214 Рік тому +1

    i remenber this round i had no idea what was going on i only knew about the fo in the end when i got to the "shuttle" i decided to build a bin that lead to nowhere and then died.

  • @spookd8700
    @spookd8700 Рік тому +1

    Flammable station. Wonderful.

  • @mnllia
    @mnllia Рік тому

    4:00 The first registered Samosbor on Space station type 13

  • @davedavington6998
    @davedavington6998 Рік тому +1

    Metalgen gaming, what a move.

  • @RussSheckles
    @RussSheckles Рік тому

    What a lovely shade of purple..

  • @MisterDevel
    @MisterDevel Рік тому +3

    Seeing this live was crazy lmao

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku Рік тому

    WE HAVE TO COOK, JESSE.
    AEROSOLIZE THE METH, JESSE.
    VAPE THE PURPLE METH, JESSE!

  • @Ilovebuzzsaws
    @Ilovebuzzsaws Рік тому

    *THE MAN BEHIND THE FOG*

  • @MrArbreFleuri
    @MrArbreFleuri Рік тому +3

    You truly are the standard for what it means to be robust

  • @domenicoradogna839
    @domenicoradogna839 Рік тому +1

    some men just want to watch the world burn

  • @TerraSoftTV
    @TerraSoftTV Рік тому

    Most creative plasma flood yet

  • @aithaed9818
    @aithaed9818 Рік тому

    Local scientist discovers Creepy Liquid recipe.

  • @nobodyimportant8705
    @nobodyimportant8705 Рік тому

    We love fungal shifts here

  • @daydreamiq
    @daydreamiq Рік тому +9

    I wonder if you can imprint Metalgen with Mythril (The stupidly hard to obtain metal that gives everything its made out of RPG stats) and turn the entire station into a magical disaster zone.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt Рік тому +1

      Wait what? I have yet to hear of this hilarious material

    • @daydreamiq
      @daydreamiq Рік тому +1

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt As far as I know its only available as super rare maints loot in the form of coins

    • @someguy4252
      @someguy4252 Рік тому +2

      oh dear... if thats possable i hope the admins send loads of wizzards from the federation to investigate~

    • @pereebca1011
      @pereebca1011 Рік тому

      ​@@daydreamiqand also rare lavaland ruin with knight armor autolathe disc

  • @sylphinsomnia9679
    @sylphinsomnia9679 Рік тому +1

    Офигенно))
    - кто это сделал?!
    -это определено был Борис! Только он мог *кхе кхе* сделать нечто такое!
    😂

  • @randomRPperson
    @randomRPperson Рік тому

    In order to make a grenade chemically in space station 14, you need a cryostatis beaker and then you put clf3 in it, throw and you got yourself a nade

  • @kristaferhurd6442
    @kristaferhurd6442 Рік тому +1

    New subscriber like the videos keep up the great work

  • @jackfire3439
    @jackfire3439 Рік тому +1

    i wish to one day be this robust

  • @kot_kotovski
    @kot_kotovski 9 місяців тому +1

    Livrah you fucking wizard

  • @pankek5431
    @pankek5431 Рік тому

    The man behind the fog incident

  • @roverpad3521
    @roverpad3521 Рік тому

    The man behind the Metalgen

  • @battlerak4597
    @battlerak4597 Рік тому

    THE FOG CONSUMES

  • @MalixPL
    @MalixPL Рік тому

    Hon hon hon, what a time for a cigarette!

  • @Not_N
    @Not_N Рік тому

    Thats how a testers fixes the exploits by their own terms

  • @nikodemruta7686
    @nikodemruta7686 Рік тому +12

    the shit you do for content is very impressive

  • @ezicguy6802
    @ezicguy6802 Рік тому +1

    EVIL
    I LOVE IT

  • @knox3
    @knox3 Рік тому

    The man behind the arson

  • @aceflare2431
    @aceflare2431 Рік тому +4

    Imagine using that metalgen... But supermatter...

    • @defiantnight2668
      @defiantnight2668 Рік тому

      Can't do SM, it's not a material

    • @aceflare2431
      @aceflare2431 Рік тому

      @@defiantnight2668 Hypothetical. Though I imagine a crazy admin could make it happen.

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 Рік тому

    'The floor is lava' ss13 edition.

  • @wayway7017
    @wayway7017 Рік тому

    The fog is coming.

  • @BridgetTheNun
    @BridgetTheNun Рік тому +1

    Now that's fucking *Metal* .

  • @dedman4300
    @dedman4300 Рік тому

    The fog is coming
    The fog is coming

  • @avarageanimationenjoyer3251

    How to become the number 1 enemy of the state

  • @bartudundar3193
    @bartudundar3193 Рік тому

    I always wondered if you could put poison into the station's air supply in atmos. Like what if you made everyone inhale Amanitin for example. Or pumping uranium imprinted metalgen through the station vents. This is a pretty close estimate I guess.

  • @hnappinn
    @hnappinn Рік тому +1

    Это тот самый раунд, после которого я впервые узнал о существовании металгена. Обидно что после этого почти не было таких приколов, ведь крафт довольно сложный

    • @csqrb9919
      @csqrb9919 Рік тому

      опять сам с собой разговариваешь?

  • @lithuanianinbound589
    @lithuanianinbound589 Рік тому

    Hes not a wizard, hes a fucking genius.

  • @LearningRaven95
    @LearningRaven95 Рік тому +1

    good one

  • @Thetb93
    @Thetb93 Рік тому +1

    next up. uranium platted station and the short and long term cancer risks

  • @itzaleaf405
    @itzaleaf405 Рік тому

    Makes me wonder how metalgen interacts with itself (if at all). Such at attempting to prime metalgen with already material primed metalgen.
    (I don't play enough SS13 to even have a clue, so would love to hear if it does/doesn't work)

  • @custarddemustard2769
    @custarddemustard2769 Рік тому

    This is kino

  • @rosebrandon0
    @rosebrandon0 Рік тому

    Plasmaflood but with extra steps!

  • @GPRidley
    @GPRidley Рік тому

    no science like ss13 science

  • @Z3r0Sk83r
    @Z3r0Sk83r Рік тому +1

    I have to assume any time something like this is done on this channel it's immediately changed in the server.

  • @masochnicbd8662
    @masochnicbd8662 Рік тому +1

    Wow dude, you make me regret quitting ss13.

  • @ertyremains2017
    @ertyremains2017 Рік тому

    Philosopher's reagent

  • @disguyovaheere8140
    @disguyovaheere8140 Рік тому

    in honor of uncle ted

  • @Frostukys
    @Frostukys Рік тому

    Now do it with Uranium for our radioactive research.

  • @prakarlin
    @prakarlin Рік тому

    Noita moment

  • @night_44000
    @night_44000 Рік тому

    The fog is coming

  • @diegoquiroz6099
    @diegoquiroz6099 Рік тому +1

    That’s great but can you do that with uranium now

  • @dizyxn
    @dizyxn Рік тому

    plasma station 13