Why our CURSES are Best

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  • @westirons8874
    @westirons8874 Рік тому +1992

    This is the content the people want 😂

    • @Elafish_74
      @Elafish_74 Рік тому +6

      Jajaja

    • @ledelste
      @ledelste Рік тому +6

      Why are there even other videos, why not just a hundred of this kind

    • @carlosreo-dero9527
      @carlosreo-dero9527 Рік тому +2

      La verdad 😂👌

    • @PJ-om2wq
      @PJ-om2wq Рік тому +5

      Where my wife comes from they say a lot "me cago en la leche puta mierda". They seem impressed when a guiri says it.

    • @AitorPalacioValle
      @AitorPalacioValle Рік тому +2

      No, no this is content people NEED to clarify what many spanish expressions mean

  • @CEDelJEFE
    @CEDelJEFE Рік тому +462

    No sé qué hago viendo vídeos de español siendo español, pero me ha encantado 😂

    • @MrTomemac
      @MrTomemac Рік тому +43

      Hay que asegurar que se transmite bien todo lo del idioma, jaja.

    • @_lucasito
      @_lucasito Рік тому +4

      Pero lo de hostia en el 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache

    • @acpliego
      @acpliego Рік тому

      @@_lucasito según la RAE hostia con h es el objeto religioso igual que el tortazo y todo lo que ella ha dicho.

    • @Haribo7432
      @Haribo7432 Рік тому +7

      Sometimes it's not the message but the messenger 😏

    • @danielmarcotorrente4437
      @danielmarcotorrente4437 Рік тому

      jajajajaja igual

  • @michaelgordon1613
    @michaelgordon1613 Рік тому +1094

    I had a tough day being confused by le, lo, la, les, las, los, se, etc and then came across this which is exactly what I needed to vent my frustration. Muchisimo gracias Laura.

    • @spanishafterhours
      @spanishafterhours  Рік тому +74

      😂😂😂

    • @JustAweebsCD
      @JustAweebsCD Рік тому +173

      I hate to be the guy... *Muchisimas gracias, Laura

    • @godperfectedyou4093
      @godperfectedyou4093 Рік тому

      @@spanishafterhours My love for you captivated my heart & soul
      and stole my mind..
      My love for you took my brain and flew with my brain away from me
      My love for you made me like drunk
      I'm not a 'drinker'
      But your love is the only wine or vodka for me
      You who cover your head with a veil
      I'm like a beast in the cage of your love
      I fear for you from my own self from my intense love and extreme hunger towards you,
      And when you're with me alone, who knows what might happen between me and you
      you, oh, the most beautiful rose of all roses
      you oh very sexy, romantic, affectionate, sweet, kind, gentle, humble princess,
      you, oh, very tender person, smooth and intelligent, creative and skillful with a unique fragrance
      you, o rare rose,
      what are roses and their beauty compared to the magic of the beauty of your eyes?
      you whom, part of your beauty, is your love for only me alone forever
      regardless of all the flaws you may find in me
      and no matter how poor or rich we be,
      And part of your beauty is your love for God
      no matter how much God tests you with through hardship, loss, and difficulties.
      And part of your beauty is your love for the truthful prophet Muhammad and his great righteous family and good pious descendants,
      And hating those who usurped their right
      no matter how they faked being good,
      or how good they really were before,
      also part of your beauty is trying to protect your self from sins in the rest of your life
      "in secret and in public". regardless of what happened before
      And part of your beauty is your concern for those whom you should care for,
      plus all your other good qualities
      and your forgiveness and patience that has no limit
      and that you don't envy anyone or be jealous of anyone no matter what.

    • @user-oz2gf2hd7z
      @user-oz2gf2hd7z Рік тому +9

      ​@@JustAweebsCD I'm sorry, what's the difference between 'Muchas gracias' and the one you've said?

    • @c2o_Animation
      @c2o_Animation Рік тому +1

      @@user-oz2gf2hd7z
      Singular:
      Mucho -> Muchísimo (Masculine)
      Mucha -> Muchísima (Feminine)
      Plural:
      Muchos -> Muchísimos (Masculine)
      Muchas -> Muchísimas (Feminine)
      Also, "muchisimas gracias" it's being even more thankful than with "Muchas gracias". It's a superlative.

  • @aspiringdiplomat549
    @aspiringdiplomat549 Рік тому +500

    Italian guy here trying to learn this amazing language. I absolutely adore how both Italian and Spanish curse words are so similar, makes it a lot easier to learn and to "feel"

    • @marijorijeka4940
      @marijorijeka4940 Рік тому +40

      Latin Brothers for ever❤💛❤🤍💚

    • @dantemosquera1260
      @dantemosquera1260 Рік тому +5

      @@marijorijeka4940 And this is exactly why rioplatense spanish y the best language to curse.

    • @RKSxd
      @RKSxd Рік тому +4

      @@marijorijeka4940 yes but the italian flag is the opposite

    • @rgzfuentes
      @rgzfuentes Рік тому +16

      Bestemiare, che bella cosa ❤

    • @min5899
      @min5899 Рік тому +1

      The “feel” part is extremely important 😂

  • @patrickm3357
    @patrickm3357 Рік тому +516

    Laura: “Use them, but with moderation!”
    “Of course” I say… practising them repeatedly in the mirror.

    • @spanishafterhours
      @spanishafterhours  Рік тому +38

      😂😂😂

    • @ajjbs7580
      @ajjbs7580 Рік тому +2

      @@spanishafterhours I was at a family studying Spanish and the Pa loved the first curse. It took some weeks to put 2+2 together just by watching Spanish news. They show everything, I mean everything, blood and guts, and he just went into all ways and tones to say J****. Basically, same use like English language but you get 2 syllables to make it more juicy.

    • @billking8843
      @billking8843 Рік тому

      My 2nd language is Thai and it is a no no for white people to swear in Thai. Maybe I would be allowed to swear in spanish, just a little.

  • @alancantu2557
    @alancantu2557 Рік тому +64

    This is seriously one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on UA-cam. As a native Spanish speaker, it was hilarious seeing you translate all these phrases as if they were an average Spanish lesson. 😂😂😂

  • @wuzhilou8470
    @wuzhilou8470 Рік тому +398

    Always had a hard time imagining Laura curse. Watching her curse seriously for academic reason and our sake is something else 😂😂😂

    • @spanishafterhours
      @spanishafterhours  Рік тому +75

      oh, I curse so so much hahahah

    • @wuzhilou8470
      @wuzhilou8470 Рік тому +20

      @@spanishafterhours well, it’s really not that hard to tell now!

    • @jimmiecolvin7365
      @jimmiecolvin7365 Рік тому +2

      But your cursing sounds so sweet in Spanish 🇪🇦🍹🇺🇲😎

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike Рік тому +3

      When she says the F word it still sounds sweet and cute coming from her 😂

  • @markhamilton7291
    @markhamilton7291 Рік тому +78

    I was in Spain in 1999. My vocabulary was pretty limited, but I felt like I was able to get by with "joder", "hostia", and "de puta madre". Gracias por el video!

  • @femispanish
    @femispanish Рік тому +196

    Your content is always the bomb, but this... this is pure gold.

    • @paulscanlon7287
      @paulscanlon7287 Рік тому +1

      the bomb man!!

    • @Arissef
      @Arissef Рік тому +6

      Estaba de la hostia.

    • @erpardi
      @erpardi Рік тому +3

      literally the best chance to say "tus videos son la hostia" and thats how you prove you understood the video :)

  • @geekboy6655
    @geekboy6655 Рік тому +51

    This is just what I needed, my Spanish teacher will be delighted with my language progress

  • @spanishafterhours
    @spanishafterhours  Рік тому +15

    Thanks LingoPie for sponsoring this video! Learn Spanish watching TV shows on Lingopie! Check out their website to get a 55% discount off the annual plan!! learn.lingopie.com/Laura_Pie

    • @ramooyeido1772
      @ramooyeido1772 Рік тому

      Wow, you are toooo beautiful!!
      whomever see you should believe that God is surely true
      and whenever I see you I'm always in a dream
      and when we wake up, we all will realize that this whole life was nothing but a dream and that only God is whats true and real.
      I don't know how atheists can believe that a very sexy very attractive beauty queen like you came from monkeys hahaha
      😄
      There was a teacher who did not believe in the existence of God, he said to his students, do you see God?
      the students answered no we don't see God, so the teacher said if you don't see God it means there is no God.
      then a smart student stood up and said to the other students hey guys can you see the teachers brain?
      then the student answered no we don't see the teachers brain, the student then said the teacher is crazy he has no brain
      :0)
      God started everything, and God also repeats things, and it is clear.
      God is one, one God for all of us,
      The universe didnt always exist science said it was not always existing, so it was created, they say it was through the big bang, and we say even that was created and initiated by God, whatever got a beginning meaning whatever was proven to not have always existed but then existed must have a creator, but whatever was not proven to have not existed before and had no beginning point has no creator, God had no beginning so has no creator, but because the universe had a beginning point it means the universe was created it means there must be a God, also the universe shows unity and diversity, there are different things, different creatures and different materials, but they are all made of particles and atoms.
      God started everything, and he repeat things, and it is clear.
      This life is temporary, the other is forever, either in heaven or in hell fire!
      Therefore, let us all try to be good and not bad humans in life, and be kind and follow the words of God and the good teachings of his great messenger to mankind, the prophet Mohammed and his supporter imam Ali and his good pious kind descendants whom are an extension of God's messenger and his light.
      Shine and spread the light sunshine.
      😘

  • @eranxbe
    @eranxbe Рік тому +111

    I’ve been learning Spanish for over a year, and this was the bonus lesson I searched for😂

  • @stevena.7022
    @stevena.7022 Рік тому +58

    I spent a year in Spain 25 years ago, and have been saying "joder!" ever since.

  • @josefix100
    @josefix100 Рік тому +28

    Me pasé mi infancia y la primera parte de mi adolescencia en españa; ahora termino mis estudios en EEUU y no sé cuando volveré. Llevo años sin estar cerca de un/una español/a, pero haber encontrado tu canal me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja ya que me recuerda a aquellos años que viví en españa, asi también como a aquellos amig@s que tuve. Muchísimas gracias por los vídeos que publicas. Sigue adelante! ❤

  • @stuartpiercy3940
    @stuartpiercy3940 Рік тому +129

    Thank you.
    These phrases account for about 50% of the Spanish I hear on netflix so it's super useful.
    I need a supplemental video for Mexican cursing though.

    • @SpartanChief2277
      @SpartanChief2277 Рік тому +8

      That is a whole nother level, especially norteños, alv

    • @flmo322
      @flmo322 Рік тому +7

      We mexicans see cursing as its own art lol

    • @enriqueapontegim
      @enriqueapontegim Рік тому +7

      You're asking to fight the final boss😂

    • @peterwaynelegend
      @peterwaynelegend Рік тому +6

      @@SpartanChief2277
      True, Mexican cursing, Argentinian Cursing and Colombian Cursing are the Trinity of Curse Words in Spanish

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo Рік тому +1

      You will need a 6 episode mini series for Mexican swearing.

  • @Jeremyramone
    @Jeremyramone Рік тому +64

    If a person treats life artistically , their brain is their heart.
    Oscar Wilde

  • @bearwincariaga8300
    @bearwincariaga8300 Рік тому +2

    this just a margin of a Filipino curses
    specially in Visayan region were Spanish and visayan language mix together like a strong liquor of hard curses

  • @davejlh4988
    @davejlh4988 Рік тому +47

    One thing I have noticed in the English Premier League where there is huge diversity in nationality and languages, some of the Spanish phrases seem to have become universal language, even more so than English in some cases, not just the naughty words like ‘puto’ but also words like ‘Vamos’ which I think basically means ‘Let’s go’.

    • @gabriellockett6302
      @gabriellockett6302 Рік тому +1

      English Premier League???

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus Рік тому +7

      Happened in the southwestern USA, too. We all use vamos etc

    • @lucastheslothman2758
      @lucastheslothman2758 Рік тому +9

      I think Rafa Nadal is responsible for that.

    • @rgzfuentes
      @rgzfuentes Рік тому +2

      Vamos, amigo, fiesta... Enough for surviving in Spain

    • @enriquebergos
      @enriquebergos Рік тому +1

      @@rgzfuentes Lo d amigo no es muy usado; es un.poco d indigente q te viene a pedir; se suele usar más "tío".

  • @mig_kite
    @mig_kite Рік тому +5

    I must say Spanish expressions are hilarious, cracks me up! Love from Portugal

  • @AceK21
    @AceK21 Рік тому +17

    It's a really interesting fact about "Hostia" because in Quebecois French (Canadian French)we also use that word the same way. "Osti" or "Hostie".

  • @Powerhouse08
    @Powerhouse08 Рік тому +2

    Starts the video with the classic 'joder'
    Everyone: That's what I've been waiting for

  • @Emergencypanda26
    @Emergencypanda26 Рік тому +8

    The way she says ‘wafer’ melts my heart 😊

  • @JonathanLane-dt2pv
    @JonathanLane-dt2pv Рік тому

    I used to speak pretty good Spanish and am trying to get it back up to speed. These videos are sooo watchable. I’m learning new stuff all the time. And Laura is adorable and funny.

  • @numericbin9983
    @numericbin9983 Рік тому +22

    Hilarious how in French (and italian too, from little I have learned), we have pretty similar swear words.
    Latin languages hehe. Great content !

    • @__Teresa__
      @__Teresa__ Рік тому +2

      and portuguese as well ahahah

  • @dan3696
    @dan3696 Рік тому +20

    Thanks so much for this content! I've significantly enriched my capacity to curse in Spanish after watching this video. Personally I'd prefer it to be entirely in Spanish for more input, but I'll forgive that 😇 By the way, for someone from Spain, your English is fantastic. Profesorcita tan linda como siempre. Gracias de nuevo😊❤

  • @lucastheslothman2758
    @lucastheslothman2758 Рік тому +2

    Soy español y el video aún así es precioso de ver jajajajjajjajaj me suscribo.
    Literalmente son cosas que ya se y aún así, ver las caras que pones mientras lo dices son cuanto menos fascinantes.

  • @tomriley5790
    @tomriley5790 Рік тому +4

    Pretty impressed with laura's knowledge of cursing in english, she seemed to be having lots of fun making this:-)! It makes me miss Spain!

  • @AndreCerqueira
    @AndreCerqueira Рік тому

    Valeu!

  • @nornorberciogames
    @nornorberciogames Рік тому +9

    Another great video! Thank you for making so useful materials for us. Take care! 🤠

  • @sashapentovmusic
    @sashapentovmusic Рік тому +2

    Banger video. Thank you so much for helping me spice up my linguistic abilities here in Puerto Rico!

  • @letsgotagalog3748
    @letsgotagalog3748 Рік тому +6

    In the Philippines, old folks also say, “que se joda” but’s its use is fading. We also say “coño” but to refer to fair-skinned children of rich families. We also say “la mierda” but to mean to aimlessly or uselessly go out like going to the mall. Spain did leave us with more colorful curse language.

  • @ningunojamas943
    @ningunojamas943 Рік тому +1

    This is like the "Castellian Spanish slang"... beautyful videos Laura! I'm using the material to improve my english ...

  • @stevendanielson8104
    @stevendanielson8104 Рік тому +2

    Oh geez, I really needed this video right now! 😂. I knew some of these but you’ve now expanded my vocabulary. Especially since I’m coming to Spain this September. Laura you are so funny in your delivery. Love your site.

  • @Undivided-X
    @Undivided-X Рік тому

    This popped up on my feed for some reason, but I liked the vibe of the video and now I'm intrigued by Español.

  • @Ali-Oli09
    @Ali-Oli09 Рік тому +10

    As a Spanish, this was HILARIOUS! Thanks for making me laugh, lots of love!
    (I can also see you quite enjoyed making the video XD)

  • @xSunKissedGirlx
    @xSunKissedGirlx Рік тому +1

    The way you say fuck in English has to be the most sweet/pleasing sound of fuck I’ve ever heard

  • @nicholaszeddies7293
    @nicholaszeddies7293 Рік тому +4

    solid vid!! in english we don’t refer to curse words as just “curses” like in the video title. the word curse by itself in english is like una maldición

  • @thehyperluz
    @thehyperluz Рік тому +1

    My family is from Almeria, I live in the Netherlands, I'm not raised bilingual so I learn through your channel, Hostia is one I learned very early and I use a couple of times a day 😂

  • @Pablanguillas
    @Pablanguillas Рік тому +36

    Me encanta el factor de que me estoy viendo un video de como aprender mi idioma, pero es que hay que decir que está entretenido 😂😂

    • @UriSpooky
      @UriSpooky Рік тому +2

      Ya somos dos JAJAJJJAA

    • @_lucasito
      @_lucasito Рік тому +1

      Sí la verdad😂
      Aunque sobre lo del 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache, no?

    • @monsieurkeyboard
      @monsieurkeyboard Рік тому +1

      El hecho*

  • @m0m0-d0m0
    @m0m0-d0m0 Рік тому +2

    Really entertaining delivery, my favorite learn spanish video so far

  • @languageswithevan
    @languageswithevan Рік тому +6

    Jaja gracias por un video interesante. Un detalle pequeño por si te interesa - La palabra en inglés es "wafer" y la pronunciación es más como "way-fer" en inglés. Pero se entendió lo que dijiste también.

  • @miromira569
    @miromira569 6 місяців тому

    Laura, yo he visto muchos vídeos de expresiones de la calle, pero eso es la más divertida 👍. Me encanta tus vídeos cada vez mas🫶🏻

  • @micheleid1492
    @micheleid1492 Рік тому +50

    Eres la HOSTIA Laura !!!!! ❤
    Me encantan tus vídeos !!!!

  • @ubuntuposix
    @ubuntuposix Рік тому +1

    Joder didn't ring any bell to me as a Romanian, until you started using it and I realized it comes from Latin futuere, and yes, we also have these expressions in Romanian
    "Ma fute la cap" (he/she "effs" my head = stresses me),
    "Ce te fute pe tine ce fac eu?" (What does it "eff" you (concern you) what do I do? = mind your own business )
    "Futere!" - here it means "super / cool", basically meaning its like (having) sex.
    "Futu-ti mortii ma-tii" is one of the most common swearing in Romanian. It means "'Ef' your mother's dead relatives". lol
    To hide the futere verb we use a short version, like
    "Tu-ti crucea ma-tii", where "Tu-ti" comes from "Futu-ti", but trying to hide it. It means "Ef your mother's cross". lol

  • @juanjofernandez8296
    @juanjofernandez8296 Рік тому +41

    Saberse los insultos es como saberse el 50% del idioma 😎

  • @yupcb
    @yupcb Рік тому

    as a spanish guy, this video is VERY precise and on point. this is good.

  • @angrydoodle8919
    @angrydoodle8919 Рік тому +16

    In Quebec we also say hostie as a curse word. I was very surprised to learn you guys say hostia

    • @rgzfuentes
      @rgzfuentes Рік тому +1

      Hostia is, technically, the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses. What does hostie mean? Merci

    • @EGH666
      @EGH666 Рік тому +2

      @@rgzfuentes it means the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses

    • @rgzfuentes
      @rgzfuentes Рік тому

      @@EGH666 😂✌️

    • @angrydoodle8919
      @angrydoodle8919 Рік тому

      @@rgzfuentes yeah it’s the same lol

    • @MikalSassou0524
      @MikalSassou0524 Рік тому

      same :D

  • @Liam25025
    @Liam25025 Рік тому +3

    Just got back from Madrid and found it funny how people talk like they just came out of the dentist with the tongue out of the mouth.

  • @-XeNa_
    @-XeNa_ Рік тому +2

    Not just the curses are so good, I just immediately fall in love when a girl starts to speak spanish. I can't stop it.

  • @Em45567
    @Em45567 Рік тому +20

    Could you do a video on Spanish idioms/slang terms too? 😅

  • @supermani967
    @supermani967 Рік тому +2

    this is all the motivation i need to begin learning spanish

  • @bayareablues2255
    @bayareablues2255 Рік тому +4

    Thanks for this. I'm going to spend all of June (and a little more) in Spain. It's good to know I'll be prepared!! 😆

  • @paulidiomas
    @paulidiomas Рік тому

    You know that feeling when you chance upon a video, and it's Hermione Granger swearing at you in Spanish while flashing the most adorable smile, ....me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja!

  • @simonbenyi1089
    @simonbenyi1089 Рік тому +5

    in hungarian you can basically use every single word as a curse word if combined in the right way with another word. but spanish is definietly still up there

  • @王湘婷-b2g
    @王湘婷-b2g 9 місяців тому

    Mil Gracias por su ayuda❤️❤️

  • @mikeuptegrove
    @mikeuptegrove Рік тому +7

    I think I just fell in love with you! Who are you?! When I was doing my maestría in Spanish here in Hawaii, my advisor, Marta, was from Spain. She did her dissertation on Spanish women cursing more than any other group of women on earth. 😂 That always cracked me up. After I did the Camino of Santiago, it all made sense. I did indeed hear, “joder”, everywhere I went. The best of the, “joder’s”, I heard was this refrán: “Joder joder, que no joderemos, pero joder, que ganas tenemos”.

    • @rgzfuentes
      @rgzfuentes Рік тому +2

      Joder, jodamos, que todos somos hermanos. Y al final tanto jodimos que todos fuimos primos 😂

    • @mikeuptegrove
      @mikeuptegrove Рік тому +1

      @@rgzfuentes lo amo. Gracias para compartiéndolo.

  • @NostaleEnjoyer
    @NostaleEnjoyer Рік тому

    You have one of the best accents among spanish speaking people, congratulations!
    (I say it as a spanish with a strong spanish accent lol)

  • @stefanomartello3786
    @stefanomartello3786 Рік тому +8

    As an italian, that's... relatable 😂

  • @neiss2
    @neiss2 Рік тому

    Finally a video on UA-cam that is spot on in Spain-Spanish slang. Lo has clavado, jefa (aunque echarle no lleva acento) 😉

  • @chasingenigma7482
    @chasingenigma7482 Рік тому +15

    I'm Filipino and all the Spanish curses you mentioned are being use in the Philippines as well with minor differences. There are 4000 to 5000 spanish words in the Filipino language. You should make a content comparing the Filipino Spanish words to the original Spanish meaning because a lot of them don't carry the same meaning anymore.

    • @thedingdonguy
      @thedingdonguy Рік тому +3

      yeah that's because tagalog is just a bootleg version of spanish and other languages

    • @TuMalaCon100cia
      @TuMalaCon100cia Рік тому

      In english how many? Is very poor language I think...

  • @kimzierap
    @kimzierap Рік тому

    Este es el vídeo que estaba esperando. Muchísimas gracias.

  • @TheBabie113
    @TheBabie113 Рік тому +4

    yasss im gonna watch ten times and take notes

  • @candyadam1570
    @candyadam1570 Рік тому

    I love your videos. The best!! Learned so much from you. Thanks ❤

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium Рік тому +4

    It's interesting, in Maltese we use "hostia" (for us we call it "ostja") in exactly the same way when translated

  • @betraid
    @betraid Рік тому

    Que buen canal me encontré hostia! ya era hora de mejorar mi Español, llevo 14 años en España, pero mi nivel esta en mismo nivel desde cuando llegue y aprendí lo básico para comunicarme con la gente.

  • @JuanGomez_
    @JuanGomez_ Рік тому +7

    We need a part 2

  • @ohmypaper
    @ohmypaper Рік тому

    so charming! I wish I had a Spanish teacher like this lady when I was at school

  • @leobosi
    @leobosi Рік тому +2

    Reminds me of Santiago Segura in El Día de la Bestia:
    - ¿Tú eres satánico?
    - Hombre, ¡claro! ¡Soy un satánico de la hostia!

  • @mikeuptegrove
    @mikeuptegrove Рік тому

    I still absolutely love this fucking video. If I were still teaching Spanish 101 at the University, I’d have to play this video for my class without a doubt. All the surfer kids would always pull me aside to ask how they say this curse word or that when they were making sentences to share with the class. Ha ha. I always said, you learn a language by learning to curse first. When I lived in Chile and was learning, I made way more local friends cause they liked hearing me practice cursing with my gringo accent. It was a great time for them so the more they wanted to teach me.
    BTW, how did you learn English so well?! I love watching you speak both languages!

  • @IorekMetal
    @IorekMetal Рік тому +5

    ES la primera vez que te veo y ya me caes genial XD.

  • @DoublePenetration-r3c
    @DoublePenetration-r3c Рік тому +1

    Spanish is such a beautiful language, that even cursing sounds magnificent !! LOL
    When I hear "¿me estás jodiendo conmigo?" If I didn't know what it means, I would say "Yes, thank you !!" 😂😂

  • @sKaraptor2
    @sKaraptor2 Рік тому

    Thanks so much for this video. The Spanish I speak comes from El Salvador & Mexico but you've taught me new phrases I hadn't heard before. I'll be putting them to use very soon 😂

  • @mf.martinsen
    @mf.martinsen Рік тому +3

    I’m learning Portuguese, don’t know what I’m doing here but I’m always down to learn some curse words 😆

  • @Danielhake
    @Danielhake Рік тому

    Hola Laura, I learnt most of these from a spanish classmate back at school. Takes me back. I guess I'm ready to visit Spain now 😉

  • @brostoevsky22
    @brostoevsky22 Рік тому +3

    ¡Joder tío! Aún que viví en España para dos años (de 2008 hasta 2010) yo aprendí mucho de ti hoy. Dropping the classic "Joe Dirt" always a good time! jajajaja

  • @kj_landaez
    @kj_landaez Рік тому

    Coño es un sentimiento, una sensación, situación, momento; es el todo y la nada, es la vida misma.

    • @Bob-hb2ns
      @Bob-hb2ns Рік тому

      Back to the drawing board

  • @fs400ion
    @fs400ion Рік тому +8

    Interesting how "Hostia" is also said in Québec French as "Osti".
    Actually in Québec all curses are Church-related! The strongest one is "Tabarnak" which comes from the word "tabernacle".

    • @Degros44
      @Degros44 Рік тому +1

      In Veneto (Italy) we say Ostia too!

    • @Degros44
      @Degros44 Рік тому +1

      I even heard some old people curse saying just “sacramento!” , just a random generic holy thing

    • @fs400ion
      @fs400ion Рік тому

      @@Degros44 Interesting! "Sacrament" is also a Québec swear word. But it's used by everyone, the youth included

  • @co-jt6gd
    @co-jt6gd 9 місяців тому

    American here, but as a speaker of fluent Swedish I feel like a lot of these are very similar to Swedish curse words. Spanish and Swedish curse words are all so useful and have several meanings, and several curse words in both languages are synonymous with one another.

  • @zaldum386
    @zaldum386 Рік тому +3

    jamás simpeo pero este nivel de belleza es absurdo, aparte de gran contenido e inteligencia y ahora sí , no vuevlo a simpear en unos cuantos años.

    • @markBawer
      @markBawer Рік тому

      Completamente de acuerdo. Nunca escribo ningun comentario simp ni nada similar. Pero su rostro es desmasiado hermoso, podria simplemente mirarla horas. Creo que estoy obsesionado con ella 😅

    • @zaldum386
      @zaldum386 Рік тому

      @@markBawer De todas fromas este tipode comentarios le hacen un flaco favor a ella, nosotros no nos damos cuenta porque somos hombres pero cuando alaban tu belleza de esta manera acabas corriendo el riesgo de que te ocurra lo que les pasa a muchas mujeres y es que su mundo se acaba convirtiendo en "estar guapas" y báscamente toda su vida acaba girando en torno a la belleza para seguir recibiendo la atención y el sentirse deseadas (no digo que sea el caso de esta chica que parece tener dos dedos de frente además de ser guapa), pero fíjate la cantidad de mujeres que no tienen intereses, aficiones, curiosidades o aspiraciones en la vida más alla de sentirse guapas y deseadas.
      Y es que el simpeo es una adcción para muchas mujeres que acaban siendo como cuencos vacíos sin conversación, sin cultura, sin chispa de ningún tipo pero eso sí, expertas en los distintos matices de color del último maquillaje.
      Insisto que no parece el caso de esta chavala, pero el simpeo las tiende a dejar el cerebro frito y ya quedan para siempre destroyed de la cabeza.

  • @Drakemen1997
    @Drakemen1997 Рік тому

    Soy español y me he tragado el vídeo enterito jajaja. Un puntazo enseñar el uso de 'joder', debería formar parte de la primera clase en español.

  • @yolamontalvan9502
    @yolamontalvan9502 Рік тому +7

    Best Spanish phrase “Quiero dormir contigo”. Guarantee to make the natives happy. Thank me later.

  • @Ruthlessleader
    @Ruthlessleader Рік тому +2

    Spanish : has the best curse words
    Arabic : Hold my zamzam

  • @cuartetofan
    @cuartetofan Рік тому +4

    Literal que iba a preparar el DELE C1 y me distraje con este video... me cago en la leche😂

  • @GandharKulkarni2000
    @GandharKulkarni2000 Рік тому

    I thank the algorithm for recommending me this. I do not know a single thing about Spanish, but has that changed now.

  • @MarkMcArthey
    @MarkMcArthey Рік тому +4

    Laura es la hostia! Great content! Muchas gracias!

  • @the_Kriko
    @the_Kriko 10 місяців тому

    Those are the correct words to lean Spanish, so useful!!

  • @LuciaTovar-qj9td
    @LuciaTovar-qj9td Рік тому +27

    Interestingly, "coño" is used in the Spanish Caribbean as much as it is used in Spain, as in A LOT, but it is not too common in the rest of Latin America.

    • @MagicSnapO
      @MagicSnapO Рік тому +4

      Cuba and PR were the last two colonies of Spain in Latin America so they were influenced longer though their accent is more Canarian and Andalusian based. Even thiugh DR was independent longer they did interact a lot with each other.

    • @SpartanChief2277
      @SpartanChief2277 Рік тому +4

      And Venezuela

    • @Updog89
      @Updog89 Рік тому

      As a Puerto Rican I can confirm that the local use of “coño” and “puñeta” is alive and well!

  • @lorenzo6777
    @lorenzo6777 Рік тому

    I love how you make the matching facial expression for us to easily associate the word with its intended use 😊

  • @ChristopherPunton
    @ChristopherPunton Рік тому +6

    Ah si, las primera palabras que aprendí en el cole al llegar a España 😂👍

    • @javierpda
      @javierpda Рік тому +1

      Me puedo imaginar 15 chavales corriendo hacia el extranjero a hacerle un curso intensivo de como tenia que insultar apropiadamente

  • @whurkaslongbeard8814
    @whurkaslongbeard8814 Рік тому +1

    I think you should check Turkish curses, they are the most creative and mouthful swears

  • @gabrielh5105
    @gabrielh5105 Рік тому +2

    The virgin spaniard curses
    Vs
    The gigachad colombian insults

  • @LautaroTessi
    @LautaroTessi Рік тому +1

    In the part of JODER this one was somehow missing, which is one of my favourites: “NO TE JODE”, that is always said at the end of a sentence. It means that you are pissed of what the other said or did, but with weariness. It’s usually said with a previous phrase with sarcasm:
    - Oh, tío, ¿te has caído?
    - No, ¿qué va? Si es que me gusta mirar el suelo de cerca, no te jode…
    That would be sth like:
    - Hey dude, have you fallen to the floor?
    - No, not at all! It’s like I like to watch the floor close to it, isn’t it obvious?

  • @mikeuptegrove
    @mikeuptegrove Рік тому +4

    How about refranes? Cuando caminaba el Camino Francés, apunté, todos los refranes que escuché, en mi iPhone. Al final, tuve: el hombre como el osos, cuanto más pelo más hermoso, caballo grande, ande o no ande (qué todavía no entiendo…es como si o si?), y, la cebolla crece la polla. No me acuerdo los de más ya, hace muchos años. Barcelona et bona quando a bolsa sona, fue uno en Catalán que escuché muy a menudo. Pero no hablo catalán, así que seguro que deletreé mal. Y ya te conté abajo el que utilizara el famoso, “joder”. Unos más? Amo los refranes y las palabrotas. Joder.

    • @andresbf830
      @andresbf830 Рік тому +2

      "grande, ande o no ande" basically means that the bigger the better, even if it doesn't work. I would say its sometimes used ironically. Another refrán that is related to this one is "ante la duda, la más tetuda" which basically means "when in doubt go for the girl with bigger boobs" 😂

  • @jorgemartinvillar8659
    @jorgemartinvillar8659 Рік тому

    Gran trabajo. Me llevó meses enseñarles a mis compañeros de trabajo (trabajo en Alemania) todas estas palabras. Ahora ya tengo un video en el que podrán entenderlo en un día jajajaj

  • @dani_spain
    @dani_spain Рік тому +5

    Eres la leche, Laura! (That’s good, right?😅)

    • @marcusaurelius108
      @marcusaurelius108 Рік тому +2

      leche is milk?

    • @edwardmacnab354
      @edwardmacnab354 Рік тому +2

      @@marcusaurelius108 leche means milk but spanish people use it a lot in idiomatic expressions !

  • @ronen124
    @ronen124 Рік тому

    thank you Miss for teaching me how to pronounce such an important words and phrases in this beautiful language

  • @mandoleg
    @mandoleg Рік тому +5

    Russians: _hold my vodka._

  • @mr.someone5679
    @mr.someone5679 Рік тому

    Te falto el "Me cago en ...", es un clásico, y el que más uso yo de lejos. Buen video, esperando la parte 2.

  • @RGMyers24
    @RGMyers24 Рік тому +18

    Ok I fucking ❤ this! Nuestra herencia española hace q muchas de nuestras "vulgaridades" sean similares, pero como latinoamericanos, le hemos añadido nuestras propias variantes a la receta 😂 Por ejemplo, no usamos "hostia", pero tenemos "el c*ño de la madre" o el clásico "mamagüe*o" (Con G) (ca**sucker), tanto en masculino como en femenino y así podría seguir por horas... 😂😂
    Don't get me wrong, English is a beautiful and fascinating language, but when it comes to swearing it is no match for us. Hahaha

    • @keithbaker4589
      @keithbaker4589 Рік тому +1

      Have you seen The Sopranos? English version of 'El c*ño de la hermana'! is used. I think it's swearing in general which is so flexible and adaptable in EVERY language! In England I've heard the 'F' word and the 'C' word used as a noun, adjective, verb, and just about every other type of word!

    • @srbaruchi
      @srbaruchi Рік тому

      Thank you for making me feel NOT so ignorant. I have studied Latin American Spanish for years. I know the word "hostia," but never have heard it used in these cursing versions.

    • @NemusNemi
      @NemusNemi Рік тому

      ​​@@keithbaker4589 The problem isn't the lack of uses but the lack of words. You probably swear as much as us Spanish speakers, but we also have such a wide variety of words that show the pure originality of Spanish. Swear words are like herbs and spices, they enhance the flavor of some phrases to stress their importance and add a way to express your feelings through them. Knowing this, English swear words are like salt and pepper, proven reliable a lot of times… but sometimes that just isn't enough. Spanish swearing, on the other hand, have salt and pepper, but also parsley, oregano, paprika, coriander/cilantro, thyme, ginger, cumin… which let us swear like masters. While you try your best with what you have, we're absolute chefs of swearing. You just can't compete.

  • @chrispark4310
    @chrispark4310 Рік тому

    You are very convincing when swearing although one can tell you might not be the type to swear too often 😃 I enjoy your videos, it’s really interesting whilst different! Love spanish!