I spend almost an entire year eating them, and let me tell you…if you’re eating one randomly, sure it’s gonna taste like shit. When you’re in the middle of Afghanistan for a year…some of those MREs get traded like it’s worth more than gold lol. Also, you NEED to chew the gum that comes, it has a mild laxative in it. It’s so you don’t shit a granite brick when it comes out. If do chew it, it’ll be more like pyrite than anything lol.
Beef stew, Gulash, or Mexican taco are the best. For breakfast the maple sausage is amazing since it comes with a a pancake. The worst one (after the one you just ate) is the jalapeño patty
That’s actually my favorite one, mainly cause I always keep hot sauce on me and it makes it ten times better. At least he doesn’t have to eat like two a day for two weeks straight.
I dunno man, maybe I’m crazy but the cheese tortellini and the chili Mac were pretty bomb. I was alt supply so I always rat fucked shit before FTXs and trips to NTC and shit though.
when you’re starving in the field and your staff sergeant throws that shit at you at mach 5, it’s a little tastier
I laughed so much.
Thank you.
Reminds me of shitting bricks in 2016
LOL sorry to hear about 2016
I will say I ended up alright after this meal...
I spend almost an entire year eating them, and let me tell you…if you’re eating one randomly, sure it’s gonna taste like shit. When you’re in the middle of Afghanistan for a year…some of those MREs get traded like it’s worth more than gold lol.
Also, you NEED to chew the gum that comes, it has a mild laxative in it. It’s so you don’t shit a granite brick when it comes out. If do chew it, it’ll be more like pyrite than anything lol.
Beef stew, Gulash, or Mexican taco are the best. For breakfast the maple sausage is amazing since it comes with a a pancake. The worst one (after the one you just ate) is the jalapeño patty
That’s actually my favorite one, mainly cause I always keep hot sauce on me and it makes it ten times better.
At least he doesn’t have to eat like two a day for two weeks straight.
Come on man a real McCleskey will eat this all day. Well forced to eat it since most of us were in the military. Lol
I hate that MRE so much, I would rather not eat then have that thing, the only thing good in it is the First Strike Bar
I dunno man, maybe I’m crazy but the cheese tortellini and the chili Mac were pretty bomb. I was alt supply so I always rat fucked shit before FTXs and trips to NTC and shit though.
Fettuccini is THE worst. Pizza is overrated, but the best is the beef stew
@@whatiwonder4299 pizza one was came out like a couple months after I got out. Breakfast ones were always the worst though, yuck.
People need to stop dissing on the Maple Sausage, it’s by far the best MRE
@@AlphaMikeCharlie you nasty……nasty….man. Lol
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What a baby L