36 Minutes of Iliza Schlesinger's Best Jokes

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  • @Boobooglueable
    @Boobooglueable Рік тому +75

    Iliza Schlesinger is the most observant comedienne of our time in funny forensic detail !! I Love Her!!

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Рік тому +184

    I don't understand why people say she's not funny. I always laugh my ass off when I watch her.

    • @Tymczas
      @Tymczas Рік тому +1

      stop using drugs then you will understand why she is not funny

    • @me2olive
      @me2olive Рік тому +29

      There are ALWAYS comments from men about ALL female comedians saying they aren't funny. On Facebook, where you can see who they are, it's like 90% of comments. It's a compulsion they have and it's not about the comedians, it's about those guys and their need to put women down, every time.

    • @Crazyfool12
      @Crazyfool12 Рік тому +10

      Or it's just not funny to them. Everyone has a different sense of humor. I know my ex didn't like a lot of the male comedians I liked. But sure, make it into a sex bias and put down men in the same way that you are suggesting they are putting down women. How ironic!

    • @josephmiller8148
      @josephmiller8148 Рік тому +5

      Shes funny

    • @1.8tviews98
      @1.8tviews98 Рік тому +11

      @@me2oliveshe doesn’t put down men. 😂. She is self deprecating and puts women down (kinda) in a really funny way. I don’t think all women comics are funny. In fact a lot resort to gross/vulgar/violent crazed shite that’s not funny. I love this one bc she’s great with the physical comedy and voices-not just the jokes themselves. All in the build and delivery.

  • @RabbiTzviHirshGoldstein
    @RabbiTzviHirshGoldstein Рік тому +170

    Dad here. If you must know, the text coming in is my wife's shopping list that arrives as I swipe my card at the register. You are welcome.

  • @noah8236
    @noah8236 Рік тому +36

    Her delivery is so excellent.
    That's awesome!

    • @alankuhn8687
      @alankuhn8687 9 місяців тому

      yeah she really has a way of telling a joke and letting it fall *so flat* 👀 *proceeds to read the room* 10/10
      really funny,

  • @dapfitz5
    @dapfitz5 Рік тому +23

    Hilarious!! she is a very talented comedian and her energy is amazing

  • @commonsense31
    @commonsense31 Рік тому +28

    I’m going to see her on Sunday here in Denmark!
    I’m super hyped!

    • @11laila11
      @11laila11 6 місяців тому

      And I read this 7 months too late 😢

    • @angelapursley2811
      @angelapursley2811 4 місяці тому

      Hiw was it??!! I am going to see her Saturday here in New Orleans ❤❤❤

  • @CX0909
    @CX0909 10 місяців тому +4

    WOW.... just wow! I was laughing and smiling so hard I couldn't open my phone with facial recognition. I've watched a lot of her clips on UA-cam but this was the best non stop comedy I've seen here do.

  • @zeusnitch
    @zeusnitch Рік тому +14

    33:04
    "A jar of pigeon whiskers/whispers" has me laughing my ass off

  • @beckymaus8980
    @beckymaus8980 Рік тому +18

    Oh my gosh..... i just watched her for the first time and am hooked.... absolutely hilarious. Great talent
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏👏👏👏👏

  • @davidbatcheller569
    @davidbatcheller569 9 місяців тому +11

    This lady is really nuts... and I love her comedy!

  • @kingbnapsen
    @kingbnapsen Рік тому +31

    Shes awesome... very funny . Hits out very equally

  • @danjust3061
    @danjust3061 4 місяці тому +1

    The best heady laugh therapy! Her impressions, visual storytelling, voices, sound effects, and stage acting are hilarious! Plus she nailed the comedic standard of having a repeated punchline woven back in throughout her act!

  • @andrewtheogre5971
    @andrewtheogre5971 7 місяців тому +14

    Basically everything she said, (brilliant comedic delivery by the way)…is absolutely spot on. 😅

  • @FirstLast-il5gt
    @FirstLast-il5gt 3 місяці тому +1

    Pinterest Wedding should be in the comedy hall of fame! A million laughs and soooo true! 🎉😅

  • @yellowyosh69
    @yellowyosh69 Рік тому +25

    I might be sick, but the description of a woman in her at-home clothes eating turkey slices sounds like my type of woman.

  • @ozgur9710
    @ozgur9710 Рік тому +2

    iinncredible, this one is the best version 👌

  • @oscarbaires842
    @oscarbaires842 Рік тому +27

    Shes in my top 5 favorite comedians

    • @Tymczas
      @Tymczas Рік тому +3

      sorry

    • @jesseandersen8637
      @jesseandersen8637 10 місяців тому

      I like her but top 5 is a stretch

    • @MerlinTheGreat-op3lz
      @MerlinTheGreat-op3lz 10 днів тому +1

      She's in my top 5 too but for a slightly different reason .....
      more of a wishlist my wife agrees she wouldn't get mad at me for

  • @craigbaker9975
    @craigbaker9975 Рік тому +4

    I said it once and I said a million more times I'm sure Eliza Salinger is one of the funniest women that ever walked the planet. I sooooo get her!

  • @moodycrab77
    @moodycrab77 Рік тому +6

    Fantastically funny😂❤

  • @stevecolwell4425
    @stevecolwell4425 Рік тому +6

    I just discovered her, she's hilarious! 😂

  • @joliebokeh1958
    @joliebokeh1958 5 місяців тому +1

    One of the few people who can get me to literally laugh out loud alone in my apartment.

  • @loricrane5315
    @loricrane5315 Рік тому +8

    Great insight on women's brains and how it works.❤😂

  • @thelivingkiltedpirate3809
    @thelivingkiltedpirate3809 Рік тому +22

    I love her.

  • @dreadogastusf3548
    @dreadogastusf3548 Рік тому +24

    I enjoy Iliza Schlesinger's weird comedy; jokes, voice acting, pantomime. The other strange thing here are the negative comments. They are polite, by internet standards.
    Cheers, people.

  • @pickinviolence
    @pickinviolence 8 місяців тому +6

    First time seeing her. She's amazing lol

  • @southtoe3607
    @southtoe3607 Рік тому +7

    bless this woman

  • @Orphe_McM
    @Orphe_McM Рік тому +12

    BEST COMEDIAN EVER

    • @Tymczas
      @Tymczas Рік тому +2

      worst comment ever....?

  • @sab-r1n
    @sab-r1n Рік тому +18

    Love her

  • @audraarndt1824
    @audraarndt1824 Рік тому +38

    Love her noises

  • @Ofca_PL
    @Ofca_PL Рік тому +5

    First female standup that made me laugh all the way😂😂😂😂 true talent 😃😃😃😃

  • @travismoore22
    @travismoore22 10 місяців тому +4

    Getting a hint of George Carlin just much easier on the eyes. Funny as.

  • @troymatusow7368
    @troymatusow7368 Рік тому +9

    I love her, fast and whitty

    • @skramdurosnob9794
      @skramdurosnob9794 3 місяці тому

      Witt implies inventive situational humor in the moment, quick comebacks etc. A below average bit in no way demonstrates wit. I tried she's just not got good material.

  • @troyjames7396
    @troyjames7396 Рік тому +10

    I’m so proud of my sweet iliza !!!💋

  • @TimLoveguitar
    @TimLoveguitar 10 місяців тому +1

    As lectures go, this was quite entertaining

  • @johnsimonds8232
    @johnsimonds8232 7 місяців тому +2

    The way she described her potential job as a pharmacist, I would love for her to be my pharmacist.

  • @knifeknerdreviews4609
    @knifeknerdreviews4609 Рік тому +4

    Omg, I love her... So many female comics are cookie cutter, Not Her! I was dyin...

  • @edwardtakenaka5647
    @edwardtakenaka5647 7 місяців тому +1

    Iliza is amazing….material retainment is unbelievable….she can talk….♥️🌹♥️🌹♥️

  • @SarahForbes-wm4gk
    @SarahForbes-wm4gk 3 місяці тому +1

    Literally my bf and his kids told me to stop laughing so hard 😅❤😅😅

  • @Orphe_McM
    @Orphe_McM Рік тому +2

    Do u have a cvs card got me dying lmao

  • @patp2573
    @patp2573 9 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious - especially with a Wayfair commercial at the 6 minute mark

  • @Mr767267
    @Mr767267 6 місяців тому

    The energy is off the roof.

  • @Punklian88
    @Punklian88 5 місяців тому +1

    The "can you pose halo for two seconds" is so freaking real 😂

  • @Ridewith.45
    @Ridewith.45 9 місяців тому +3

    Funny and Hott... Great combination!!!

    • @jsnumber7
      @jsnumber7 6 місяців тому

      Both of those, and smart too.

  • @marzinjedi6437
    @marzinjedi6437 9 місяців тому +2

    I once dated a woman who never told me what to wear and never asked me for my opinion about anything she was going to wear … I miss her . She was basically perfect 👍

  • @troyjames7396
    @troyjames7396 Рік тому +17

    I would marry her tomorrow we would make sweet ass living room skits for the rest of our lives Earning a matching set of abs from laughing our way to our golden years

  • @michaelvaladez6570
    @michaelvaladez6570 Рік тому +1

    She's so funny on point to whoever, whatever target may be...and its all true...quick observation..reality check...oh no dig deep...lol

  • @nccamsc
    @nccamsc 7 місяців тому +1

    The cold weather bit reminds me of some girls who were standing on the street in January in Toronto, subzero temperatures, without shoes, just bare feet. They probably were drunk, but still it was shocking.

  • @sammcbride2464
    @sammcbride2464 Рік тому +12

    She is one of the more funny female comics.

  • @Lawrence-f8j
    @Lawrence-f8j Рік тому +1

    GREAT

  • @jakefernandez7116
    @jakefernandez7116 11 місяців тому +2

    If only we could do a collaboration show....I'll be the blouse

  • @josephcoles9039
    @josephcoles9039 8 місяців тому +2

    Gotta love

  • @rodneywallace4958
    @rodneywallace4958 6 місяців тому

    LOL Iliza can't whistle 🤣

  • @HillrieRomero
    @HillrieRomero 3 місяці тому

    So funny 😂

  • @graypj
    @graypj 6 місяців тому

    Brilliant

  • @scottdoesntmatter4409
    @scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому +8

    I always thought those giant purses were silly. Better to wear a backpack, you can handle the weight better and carry more.

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 Рік тому +2

      Thank you! My family thinks it's weird that I don't like carrying purses. You can put EVERYTHING in a backpack and it's easier to organize things, plus, there's never the fear that you left your purse anywhere when putting everything in a backpack. Like, you might forget to put a little thing in it, but they're more difficult to just leave anywhere.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому

      I like the fact that backpacks are a lot easier on a woman's back, so she has less back pain to deal with. I know it's not fashionable, but backpacks just make more sense. @@barbourgirl78

    • @openyoureyes909jones6
      @openyoureyes909jones6 Рік тому

      @@barbourgirl78 Ive met girls with purses as big as backpacks so....at that point it was preference for whether it is on your side or back....go for the backpack, better weight distribution

  • @jasonfitzpatrick414
    @jasonfitzpatrick414 6 місяців тому

    9 years ago? Why is she not more famous? I'm tired of talentless comedians, but she is pretty good. Four scarves and no pants!

  • @LorelLa22
    @LorelLa22 Рік тому +1

    Summer!! 😎

  • @BriannaGallicchio-q9t
    @BriannaGallicchio-q9t Рік тому +2

    Im a woman and the only green leafs i like is pot leaves ☮️💕

  • @brianvernon249
    @brianvernon249 10 місяців тому +2

    She understands the animalistic tendencies of women quite well & can explain it to men humorously.

  • @scottdoesntmatter4409
    @scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому +12

    She's definitely crude at times. I do like her mockery of young women.

  • @nolan8500
    @nolan8500 5 місяців тому +1

    U tube like balls😂😂❤❤❤

  • @discoverneweyes
    @discoverneweyes Рік тому +3

    Great girl real deal.. so sad yet kinda fun
    if with an unknown
    hence,
    the game goes on..

  • @dankippert2677
    @dankippert2677 6 місяців тому +1

    Before any 1st date every guy should watch her

  • @discoverneweyes
    @discoverneweyes Рік тому +2

    I like her mean face
    we could hurt each other for 7 years..

  • @FrankBorkowski
    @FrankBorkowski 8 місяців тому +2

    Beautiful, smart, funny...let's clone her

  • @skramdurosnob9794
    @skramdurosnob9794 3 місяці тому

    This is her best eh. K

  • @BeautyNeedsAWitness
    @BeautyNeedsAWitness 11 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @solidstehl9546
    @solidstehl9546 6 місяців тому +1

    The reason behind the 'no jacket' is two social signals ...
    1. I have a man who is smart enough to carry a jacket for my personal use (aka he takes care of me)
    2. I think I'm hot enough to get said man at the club therefore your opinions about me do not matter (self confidence against the 'lady trolls').
    However, i do feel the need to represent as a dude this simple fact. My jacket is mine unless you can say please, I've already put a ring on it, or your my kids. I'm a nice guy, but i don't owe you a damn thing. Just because i learned to be prepared doesn't mean I'm obligated to pick up your slack...
    Besides.... Leather jackets are expensive 😅
    ... Just saying

  • @queunlimited4779
    @queunlimited4779 6 місяців тому

    My ex had holely cloths. I used to say to her, "hey, did ya hear the door knob jiggling last night? "No, what was it"? I"It was your rags trying to escape, whispering "I want to retire".😂 She'd soft 🐾 me in response. Did eventually trash them.

  • @badstar9670
    @badstar9670 Рік тому +13

    This is shallow, but she looks better now than she ever has. She's always looked good though.

    • @servetyucelisli6992
      @servetyucelisli6992 Рік тому +5

      Shallow? These are the deepest emotions any woman will ever have (I have 8 sisters who I adore and worship, so, let’s cut to the chase). Being so self aware is a super power and people who find this shallow need a lot more authenticity and self love to even grasp the fact that this is incredibly profound and FUNNY AS FUCK!!!

    • @beverlycox6044
      @beverlycox6044 Рік тому +5

      What's shallow is you commenting her comedy is shallow then commenting on her looks.

    • @mevenstien
      @mevenstien Рік тому +3

      Appreciating beauty is not shallow.

    • @servetyucelisli6992
      @servetyucelisli6992 Рік тому +2

      @@mevenstienappreciating beauty wouldn’t be shallow unless it comes from someone who dismisses everything a woman says and then only focus on her looks. But what t f do we know?

    • @beverlycox6044
      @beverlycox6044 Рік тому +1

      @@mevenstien indeed appreciating beauty isn't shallow... as lot as you appreciate other things about her. OP comment clearly doesn't convey that.

  • @theasalife
    @theasalife Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂

  • @tomf3335
    @tomf3335 9 місяців тому

    I am a dad of four. Been a dad seven years. I'm 44 and an engineer. I have no desire for a cell phone belt holster. Never, ever would do that.

  • @kimberleeponce1665
    @kimberleeponce1665 11 місяців тому

    Lmaooo🎉❤🎉❤

  • @hackerguitar
    @hackerguitar Рік тому

    She's hilarious

  • @RickAsbell
    @RickAsbell 9 місяців тому

    This girl does backflip on jet ski at SeaWorld

  • @virgilmcclendon5072
    @virgilmcclendon5072 Рік тому

    😎😃😊😜😍😘💖

  • @HollieFisher-sd7hj
    @HollieFisher-sd7hj Рік тому +1

    I still do this jacket jacket jacket she's the shzzi ola love her

  • @fLashThefLash-8
    @fLashThefLash-8 3 місяці тому

    A female comedian who's actually funny. The best comedians are one's that can make you laugh but not tell any jokes

  • @gamingformymentalhealth
    @gamingformymentalhealth 6 місяців тому

    "I don't know but something happened and now I'm mad!!"

  • @roberttosa2560
    @roberttosa2560 Рік тому +1

    And what text is so important and coming in SO hot that women NEVER PUT THEIR PHONES DOWN!!?? … the defense rests.

  • @1czechit1
    @1czechit1 9 місяців тому +1

    someone said women aren't funny... they have not met Iliza.

  • @beerme8314
    @beerme8314 10 місяців тому

    i just see scarlett doing standup lol and it's hot as hell

  • @gingeredmonds2880
    @gingeredmonds2880 Рік тому +2

    It's true about women not remembering where we parked well for my best friend Jess it was lol even at work we had 3 level garage thank God she had a remote to make the car honk n flash to unlock car 🤣 or we would of had to walk the whole parking garage lol

  • @TomCahill-o4o
    @TomCahill-o4o Рік тому

    hi iliza i think your are brillant and i have learned a lot about women i hope to see you when you come to london i have to watch you every night tom cahill london

  • @mattjayallenjamilla9190
    @mattjayallenjamilla9190 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mevenstien
    @mevenstien Рік тому

    😆😆😆😆

  • @suetaylor5159
    @suetaylor5159 9 місяців тому

    Cell phone dad thing resonates with me because when I was 58 I had a stroke while at home and my husband was out riding a bike...i called he didn't answer..but later came home what the hell about my call ... I was having a stroke ....he did not believe me ... I am not the person that just makes up out of gilt ... I lived that from my mom I hate that this was the only time I ever asked for help from anyone ...oh
    ..and I have MS ...

  • @richardhofmister3880
    @richardhofmister3880 6 місяців тому +1

    She is so awesome I tell every girl I Date she is my relationship counsler I ask is it true they all told me yes she is so sexie

  • @OnionKiev2137
    @OnionKiev2137 7 місяців тому +1

    "Laugh" society

  • @heli1256
    @heli1256 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂💚🤎🖤💯

  • @johncage5368
    @johncage5368 6 місяців тому

    Did you guys actually censor Iliza Schlesinger? Respect-less bunch!

  • @reidveryan9414
    @reidveryan9414 6 місяців тому

    Technically, plants don't die, they wither

  • @nealschebell7545
    @nealschebell7545 Рік тому

    I just watched her get sad on finding your roots, 😢but she is very witty and I like that

  • @WhiteMouse77
    @WhiteMouse77 Рік тому +1

    Middle name is like second row seats in SUV you got from parents for graduating college. It's there but you never use that. All you need is name and surname - front seats and trunk. What's in the middle is like underground stations between those you get in and off...

  • @barbourgirl78
    @barbourgirl78 Рік тому +1

    You forgot Justin Bieber t-shirts, 😆!

  • @ackley2803
    @ackley2803 9 місяців тому

    "36 minutes" that sounds like an over exaggeration!!!!

  • @huckscout5601
    @huckscout5601 11 місяців тому +1

    People keep telling me she is funny. Where are the jokes. She just says stuff that people do. That's not a joke.

  • @JustBreatheOkay
    @JustBreatheOkay Рік тому

    2 seconds in and she already jokes below the waist.

  • @Picklemedia
    @Picklemedia Рік тому +4

    Funny part starts @36:00

  • @bubbablue1100
    @bubbablue1100 Рік тому

    Oh no! She put a pink streak in her hair!
    They got too her. Shes became one of them.