Weekend Update: Kanye West Praises Hitler, Biden Averts Rail Strike - SNL
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2022
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like the Senate passing the Respect for Marriage Act.
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I knew the child labor joke was coming but I still couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
I wonder if Jost wrote that from their reaction
Thank you. That joke went over my head.
I kind of liked the Jewish lawyer joke.
So recap: we condemn anti-semitism, but we condone forced child labor. iPhones are indeed way cooler than space shoes.
@@ficialintelligence1869 ... mine too, child labor is more an African thing...
the lawyer joke at the end was gold
It only works one way
The absolute truth 🙌 Ranky b
Goldberg? Goldstein? Goldman?
@@MichaelJGauthier goodman
I was like... did he just say...what i think he said?? no one seem to get it!
I'm here for the trend of Che just seeing how badly and how often he can make the audience groan. You can tell he thrives on it
Yes, his inadequate and awkward jokes are his trademark. 😆
@@mattjohn2782 The Biden Joke seemed to Irk him a bit. He Shook his head on the follow up. "Like lets move on"
It's always funny!
Colin Jost writes his lines and vice versa.😂😂😂
There's only one thing tho' is he's not lying...just a crude way of sayin it...with this new season I truly believe this is what people are living for just to see this part of the show did you hear the audience on & on & on, clappin' & cheerin' they couldn't even hardly get started... 🤭😝😜
As a one eyed person I always love a good Cyclops joke.
you almost don't see it coming
@@haidenpowers8563 I wish there was an option to like UA-cam comments more than once.
It should come as no surprise that Elmer Stuart Rhodes is vulnerable to attacks from the left.
Yup we need people like you to keep an eye on things...
Eye see what you did there
You know how hard it is to make Alex Jones appear to be the least insane person on his own show? Well, Kanye (alongside Fuentes) found a way to do that.
Oh, Sweetie, three people in the same room can be equally insane. Have you ever been to Thanksgiving?
It's just that easy for the media to make truth seem craaaazy.
Kanye should get an oscar
Oh shit you got the oh sweetie, lmao.
@@sarahappleby1800 Lol, that's because I'm old. Old ladies are allowed to use it at will--we invented it, after all--and from us it does not mean whatever your generation thinks it does.
😂😂😂 my thoughts exactly
I need Weekend Update to be an hour long show.
Late Show with Seth Meyers.
@@jgrey8959 ok? Hopefully Jordan Klepper will take over. I don't know what that has to do with Weekend Update, though.
@@AKHill-gj2uy he isn't funny lol
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I second that!
Every second was pure gold, from Kanye as omicron variant to grandmas under 30 😂😂.
Best part of SNL
“Grandmas under 30” so messed up but so funny 😂
I'm not good at remembering jokes but that one really stuck with me!
@@rjd3wine as someone who lived in tampa for 20 years it stuck with me too 😂
It's funny cus it's true
@@michaelc5398 I was in Ft. Lauderdale for 2 years!
@@rjd3wine same! I went to school down there for 2-3 years!
*I love Michael Che!* 😆 🤣 😂
Also, that last joke Colin told was hilarious in a way that seemed to go over the audience's heads. 😆
They cut the audience audio to blend the final statements in with the outtro music of the video. This was the first half of the joke segment. Weekend update is usually around 16 minutes long with 2 other pieces attached but to maximize clicks they break it into 4 parts online.
Yea love how he acts like he doesn’t wana be there, so great
What was the last joke?
It was the best one!
They cut away too fast
I could watch an hour of Weekend Update every week. It's my favorite part of SNL. Maybe it could spin off into its own series after nearly 50 years of being the best segment of the show.
Same
It is the best, but less is more. Makes it special
For real, this segment pays the salaries of the rest
The Cold open and Weekend Update are always the best parts of SNL.
Weekend update is mid.
"He has appealed the case because he sees the decision just like he sees his vision. It was very one sided" Che killed me with this joke 🤣😭💀
And do you know how one-eye lost the eye? He shot himself in the face. 😆
Trying not to choke on my pasta
It must be awesome to be so dumb you find Snl and these ‘comedians’ funny. Blissful ignorance. You lucky bastards.
@UncleMikeNJ he’s one of the least funny comedians
Well, at least he won't wind up having to give Rhodes "time" like Davidson had to with that yahoo from Tx.!
“More play time”…😂😂😂
When Kanye is the topic, they don’t even need to write these jokes
Exactly. 😄😄
😂
Right they just say "Kanye west" and the show ends.
SNL is so funny
Truth
That Florida key demographic joke made me spit my drink out 😂😂😂
That lawyer joke is underrated 😂
3:29 Is this the darkest SNL joke all year? It’s certainly up there.
What. Shouldn’t they get more playtime? 🤷🏻♀️
What wrong with getting more playtime?
He's gotta be talkin about the 'Putin soiled himself' bit. . .🤗
It’s the fact they’re hinting that kids are making iPhones in China in the harshest of conditions.
I enjoy the most the jokes these two have that make the audience groan
The real joke will be if people only knew how much the Jews paid the United State's every year. 😆
"as he battles for the state key demographic, grandma's under 30".
Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The China one went over my head for a few seconds but when I got it my jaw dropped 😂😂😂
that lawyer joke at the end was solid
Weekend Update is definitely the best part of SNL!
Always has been; always will be.
@@derkeheath5172 McDonald.
That last joke made me spit out my water. Kim Kardashian is not only going to have a better time finding good lawyers but also, doctors, bankers, and musicians for her next wedding.
omg you just made me realize how difficult Klanye made his own life, and that’s even funnier 😂
Tbh she’d do something strange to get ahead in any way so she’s winning wherever 😂
Bless them for doing this even through some of the most boring years on record
You hit the nail on the head with Florida. Spot on.
Let's get real, Kanye has become the real life Clayton Bigsby character that Dave Chappelle played as " the World's Only Black White Supremacist!" 🤦♀️
The kanye stories are just writing themselves😂
True, nobody could or would have imagined making up anything as ridiculous as what he's actually said, done, or the raggedy ass shredded rags he sells as clothes, or those disgustingly ugly shoes. He's like a meme that came to life and has somehow kept going for decades? He became famous for a few songs and then unfortunately the music stopped a long time ago but his mouth kept going.
Yes! Just like the Palin ones
Love how you can see the kids ina iPhone factory joke from a mile away but it still goes hard 😅
Wait until you see kids at that Tesla factory.
Wow, I haven't really been watching SNL for a while now, but these two are terrific.
they did a bit where they wrote jokes for each other and proceeded to make each other say the most racist and yet hilarious crap possible. If i hadnt seen that i never wouldve bothered with this.
@@ez_company9325I have not seen that bit, what do I have to search to find it?
@@crystall.411 They’ve done it a few times. Try searching for something like ”Colin and Michael swap jokes”
@@ez_company9325 Ugh, you beat me to it! But I'm going to post a link to the joke swap for this person right here because it's so good!
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Kanye and Hershel are early Christmas gifts for SNL. The gifts that keep on giving !
The lawyer joke is Cold Blooded…😅😅😅
I loved the interracial joke made by Michael Che!! Hilarious!! I'm in an interracial marriage and I'm sure my husband can relate!!
These two are starting to become my primary source of news.
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Best weekend update of the year 😂😂
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"Long haul kanye" as a covid long hauler this got a huge laugh from me 🤣
Me too!! I’m showing this to my long covid doctor haha
I wish these two did an hour's worth of this broadcasting. They never fail to make the world news funny and informative!
This one was actually good. Lol. Who's gonna protect me from my mother..... 😆
The Herschel puppet made me spit milk through my nose. Thank man!
Imagine how crazy you have to be to make Alex Jones nervous.
Lmfao omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this one was on point.
Damn dude these are consistently funny. I think SNL had a rough patch for a while but if this is like the rest of the show then good for them
The last joke tho
Very disappointed that it went over so many peoples heads
SNL…just…yes. This is what the show is supposed to be. Keep going.
These never fire these two. Best WU anchormen ever.
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I only tune in to watch "Weekend Update"...for me, it's the best part of SNL. Again, the creative team behind the skits every so often hit it perfectly, but when they don't...they don't!!. As far as Weekend Update" I just love the segment ..and enjoy the guy's just mashing it up. There are more weeks then not where I'm literally shedding tears from laughter. I love that both guys crack themselves up as in "I can't believe I just read that one and actually said that (but a paycheck's a paycheck)"....
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I firmly believe that we need to implement a sick leave as well as maternity & paternity leave programs for all workers in this country. I personally feel that every time worker in this country regardless of their job should be guaranteed at least 2 weeks of sick leave & 2 weeks vacation per year. In addition to guaranteed sick leave, we also need to allow both mothers & fathers who just had a baby to be guaranteed time off with pay as well, so that way businesses can ensure that their employees at all levels can come into work feeling their best & contributing their best physically and mentally everyday.
Finally, I firmly believe that "Working Poor" should not be a thing! If you work full time every week of the year, you shouldn't be living at or below the poverty line in this country! Hence why I feel there should be a Universal Basic Income for every American citizen above the age of 16 based on what the poverty level is so that way no one who works full time should have to financially struggle to get by.
Well said. It’s disgusting that we don’t even have sick leave in the richest country in the world
Universal Basic Income for those 30 and over .
I'd add that those unable to work 40 should be well above poverty as well.
as a man in 2022 i demand maternity leave.. and i know you people will give it to me...
@@thothheartmaat2833 as a bigot in 2020......
corrected it for you.
The subtlety in that last joke😂😂😂😂
Omg the Florida bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alex Jones : and everyone call me CRAZIEST.
Kanye : hold my craziness. You seen nothing.
Now that he's successfully established himself as a crazy person ...
He can just say the opposite of what whatever it is they want you to think
He’s telling the truth, they rule our country and destroy anyone who questions them.
I still feel we should treat the 1st 4 state Caucuses & Primaries (Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, & Nevada) as a mini Super Tuesday by having them all at once. Also, we should cut back on the amount of time the Primaries take to just 4 to 6 months since we don't need a full year to campaign for President like we did prior to the age of the internet.
That would be a step in the right direction, but doing all state primaries on the same day, just like the general election, would be even better.
Good suggestions.👍
Or just have all primaries on the same day, like the GE.
@@AKHill-gj2uy - Whoever has the most ads wins?
@@benjauron5873 - Obama would never have won with this system.
I like the airplane skit at the end when they said the pilot was 90
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This is my favorite in a long time. So many good jokes in there
"more playtime" the punchline and reaction had me falling to the floor 😂😂😂😂
one of the best weekend updates this season! I think Micheal longfellow has great energy.
Have missed good ol SNL. Michael is a scream. Collin is just crazy. Love it.
I love it!!!!!! Best laugh in months 🤣😂
I have been watching SNL since the very beginning and these two by far are the best weekend update hosts.
Ditto
Norm. But these guys are a close second
You're drunk.
Watching since the beginning also. They are definitely top 3 of all time!
Been watching since the Jane, you ignorant slut days and these guys are right up there.
This was my favorite weekend update ever
Michael’s running joke about child labor is so funny
Che: That’s racist Colin. Jost: You’re gonna get me murdered.😆
Weekend Update never miss!
That iPhone joke got it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wheeeww I lost it at the “ playtime “ comment I’m going to hell 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣
them closing out with a lawyer joke was well executed lol
So they are acknowledging their control over the legal system, while attacking Kanye for pointing that out. Makes sense.
@@jakemocci3953 there’s a difference in saying “a lot of Jews are lawyers” and “I like Hitler.”
@@razrv3lc He can say whatever he wants, doesn’t change the fact that he’s telling the truth. These people run our country, and have destroyed it, they have no right. They are evil.
Love weekend update. Wish it was an hour longer
love the oath keeper eye jokes!
That lawyer joke was 😂😂😂😂
Okay, this weekend update had me cracking up for the first time in a long time. Kudos to these writers
This is easily the best weekend update SNL has made in a long time!
0:24 best crowd laugh ive heard in a while
Oh man, why did I only find about Weekend Update now? This is gold! :D
This was such an excellent episode of snl!
The Herschel Walker joke took me a second but once it hit me I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣
I didn’t get it. Please explain
@@seandillon1359”take care of voting early before it becomes a problem”. Remove the word voting & swap it with “a baby” or “a pregnancy”.
@@Thatdeal79 thats amazing thank you
Got me with the Playtime joke
The more play time joke busted my gut lol
I heard Ye is what people say everytime Kanye leaves a room.
The Kanye Lawyer joke at the end actually took me like 3 seconds. I'm just Slow today, last nite was a Long nite lmfao
Okay, I'm dumb. I don't get it- can you explain, please?
@@kkpenney444 Mining the Stereotype that most lawyers are Jewish, so they wouldn't want to work for him
@@sideshowbob Oh, lol. thanks.
The more play time joke 🤣🤣
Grand Ma's under 30!...i just spewed my beer.
These magic moments!!!
It took me a min to get the IPhone joke. Beautifully done 😂😂😂
Please explain it for me 😅
That last one took me a minute
That Florida bit was awesome. Good comedy writing.
I love how much excitement they get at the beginning!! They ABSOLUTELY deserve it! ❤️❤️❤️
@Meredith Bell -- To me, most of the excitement at the beginning seems to be directed from female audience members to Colin Jost, a married man, and I don't think Michael Che deserves to have to sit through that every week. Che always appears to me to be embarrassed as gals go gaga for Colin.
Them together is the best thing to happen on SNL this century! ❤
@@LoseTheWorld-KeepYourSoulYeah I noticed that too! They were extra tonight also must have been a super jost fanclub in the audience
So... How long before Kanye figures out he's spiraling, and claims that he was doing some sort of 'satirical bit'?
That could be why he wore a mask on Alex Jones, he can later claim that it was an impersonator.
He'd have to learn how to apply "spiraling" and "satirical" to himself, so...couple dozen years?
where's his conservatorship?
Disabled people on SSI, who have already proven an inability to work FT, live on less than 10k a year under restrictive rules and can't marry. So you young people with little work experience and Covid thinking you'll go on SSI... you'll never get off and never be able to marry without risking the money you need to live. If you think this needs changing, write to your electeds that disabled people need more to live on AND should be able to marry like anyone else without jeopardizing their subsistence income, because marriage doesn't confer automatic wealth or magically cure disability.
Oh yeah it's coming... he'll be like i exposed them.. which yes.. but this is the worst route he could have taken
@@kitcoffey7194 Sure, Kanye is mentally disabled but I’m sure he isn’t on SSI, so I have no idea how your comment is in any way relevant here.
weekend update is the only consistently good part of snl
RIP Norm
Ok this is how I want my news from now on.
I love weekend update but it’s so hard to focus on the jokes when Jost is so goddamn fine. My god 😂
Last joke about Kim finding a good lawyer was 😂
I love "Gatorland" 🥳🏆
The weekend update along with please dont destroy have become the best segments of snl.
Thank you guys!
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The stupidest thing about the Kanye situation is that we kept paying enough attention to him after the *last* Kanye situation for there to be a *new* Kanye situation.
He needs to become irrelevant yesterday. He's effectively killed all of his existing revenue streams and ways of getting attention, the sooner we stop offering him new ones just to see him say more stupid shit the better.
Doesn't know the christmas tree is actually a pagan ceremony for winter! Lmao
I love when Che admonishes Colin
Best Weekend Update crew since Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon.
The only question i have about the Putin thing, is has anyone checked on the continuing health of the reporter who broke the story..
SNL needs more jokes like these lol
GOLD! Pure Gold! 😂😂😂
I love how every time they pan to Collin first the audience tries to get another cheer in 😂
Imagine being so terrible you make Alex Jones uncomfortable