Weekend Update: Elon Musk Buys Twitter, Companies Cut Ties with Kanye West - SNL
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like John Fetterman and Dr. Oz facing off in a senate debate.
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Shout out to the editor who finally put both sections of weekend updated in one video.
Awesome! Now we can get all the hacky jokes in one sitting!
You’re just stealing the top comment that is posted every week when they post the actual entire video on MONDAY 🙄
Yessss!!!! I noticed that to.
@@P__114 Did someone steal your happy face?
No I think it was five straight minutes of jokes and then drunk uncle the full update will be posted tomorrow they always do that so we'll see how it aired then
They are having so much fun
nice one
Nice sir
Good
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That "Nougats in Pretzels" joke is mad underrated, really glad Jost was the one to say it
What you order? Fish sorbet!
@@roamsy yo whip so cold, like this ice cream
No one know what it means but it’s provocative… it gets the people goin’
I’m so confused about that one. What does it mean??
@@annaprimrose9168 it's a reference to the Kanye and Jay-Z song N*ggas in Paris.
Che sighing after the "Nougats in Pretzels" joke is an example of what makes this duo great 😀
Can you explain the joke to me? I honestly don’t get it. I’m assuming it references a kanye song?
@@sabatino1977 it does, the song is called “N****s in Paris”
Bro that shit was hilarious
It was a stretch but still funny
@@sabatino1977 get
Colin jokes that shock the audience are usually the ones that make Michael laugh the most
I think they write some of the jokes for each other which is why. It probably was Michaels joke. And they try to give each other the most absurd jokes.
This has been their formula for YEARS. The Internet is full of clips with exactly this. You're just now getting the joke?
Because nothing is funnier to Che than the idea of Colin getting canceled😂😂😂
It's a beautiful relationship
Because Michael wrote them. They've been doing it for years. Both ways
Weekend update is the first thing I watch Sunday mornings
Same!
Same
Samesies 💯
@mxme you bet! Aren’t you? 😁
Me too
*Michael looked so proud of the priest joke* 😂
I would be proud of that joke too.
😂
And why not…..priests are making great strides to avoid exposing the church. It helps that not 1 of them went to prison or was even prosecuted for 50 years of child rape etc.( that we know of….Virgin Vanessa😒)
You know he snuck that Nougats in Pretzels line in on Colin too 😂
Guessing Colin raised Catholic and Michael was looking at him for reaction.
I can't get over the lengths they went just for a "Nougats In Pretzels" joke. FANTASTIC.
(I don't get the joke..)
That joke took a few seconds to get lmao a great rewatch tho
It’s a stretch but still hilarious
"Herschel said I'm done with this foolishness, which is also what he says when he takes off the condom". 🤣🤣🤣
That was my favorite joke. I didn't see that joke coming.
@@Bflo23 Neither did the women who slept with Herschel
@@thestraydog 👏👏👏
@@Bflo23 🥁
@@Bflo23 "I didn't see it coming" is also what he says to the women.
Every joke HIT. 😂😂 “He was talking to a portrait of Michelle Obama” 😂😂
Idk, che's last 2 jokes were pretty misogynistic I thought. A lot of comedy is timing and it's pretty bad timing to make fun of women right now. No need to feed the Maga trolls of life.
@@hereholdthiswillya We need to not give up the ability to laugh at ourselves. We need to stop thinking of ourselves as rivaling sports fans but as united Americans.
@@troubledsole9104 - I am guessing that you many not be a woman who has been the subject of mocking jokes and ridicule all her life.
@@MossyMozart Context. Lets not forget that this is comedy; there are no sacred cows, nor should there be in it. If you want to talk harassment in a workplace or school, that’s an entirely different matter. If we lose the ability to laugh we might as well be replaced by IA.
@@hereholdthiswillya grow a backbone
Weekend Update is my favorite part of SNL
It's the only stong point you can count on. I think it's the group effort of all the writers to hit home runs as reliably as possible
I’m 65 years old and still watching!
@@kelliemalone8916 sad...
It should be the only thing on the show.
@@joeKisonue
With the new cast overhaul, Lorne insisted that Che and Jost remain on Weekend Update as it's one of the strongest segments each week while other sketches could be touch and go.
How is this duo just getting better every week?! Che & Jost might be the best weekend update duo in SNL history.
100%
I’ve got a feeling they’re gonna leave at the end of this season or next. They’ll leave together. I think Colin is entering different phase of his life (having kids) and che is busy with other stuff (his show **WHICH I CANNOT WATCH IN THE UK GRRRR** and more standup)
Norm was my fave solo update host. Fuck, I miss him so much 😢
You're so sweet and young and Lorne Michaels is going to replace you. 🥱😁😉🥰
or maybe you just wanna blow em
@@TheJoshMaggot Annndd what are you really saying? That your a homophobic, prejudiced a$$h@t #Trump and #TrumpChumpGang supporter. 💯🎯
They are alright … norm mc Donald was the champ tho
Laughter's the best medicine, thanks weekend update, I feel so much better! Gonna be a long week until the next one LoL
@@wm9346 hell yeah 😂
You could feel the entire audience retch in unision at "flip me over and start lickin" 🤮
It was the funniest joke.....by the way they catched the woman who crashed the bus into the pole....and she was Asian as expected
Wow, how many decades has it been since someone had to lick a stamp?
"'Wait, we can do NDAs' said Catholic school priests."
Oh man.
Yeah, except NDAs can't legally be used to cover up crimes.
@@canaisyoung3601 I didn’t think someone had to say this was a joke.
Even Catholic priests had to laugh at that one.
@@ShiningLight411 I know it's a joke, but I wanted to say that in case anyone out there got any ideas.
😭😂😂😂😂
Nougats in pretzels deserved more laughs
Yeah. There was too much of a delay for you to have to think about it.
I feel like it got the best response
Wait but I don't get it please explain IN DETAIL 😈
@@jwcarty r/whoooosh
The che sigh was the best part 😂😂
"... for now," said Beavers.
I laughed too hard at this.
Why do I feel like there is a running joke of writing each other jokes, and that's why it keep getting better and the best thing to happen for SNL since the golden era of SNL
Lol wow you sound ridiculous...snl is dieing and we all know it.... how dare you say this crap is anywhere near the golden era which you weren't alive for....
SNL sucks
These two have the green light to say whatever and I love it!
Whether the rest of the episode is bad or not, you can always count on Weekend Update.
This was packed with great lines. 👏🏼
To be fair saying “Goodnight” is the same as saying “Good morning”. It’s just at a different time of day. The only confusion is because since it’s the last one you would say, people take it as meaning “goodbye”.
But much like “Aloha”, it can mean either hello or goodbye.
Are you a native English speaker? In most dialects (American, at least), "Good evening" means hello and "Goodnight" means goodbye. I have no idea why, just one of those things. Logically it ought to be as you say, but conventionally it just isn't.
That Indian mom joke is too accurate LMAO
Wish they would do a 30 minute Weekend Update Show
They tried this already, about 10 or 15 years ago. Didn’t really work. The best things in life are served in appropriate sizes; bigger doesn’t mean better.
Seems like they tried during the Reagan administration, too. One of the first episodes insulted the president. The show was canceled by the next episode
They could if they do away with the 2nd musical performance of the night. I don't watch the musical shit anyway but one & done would be way better.
@@robertcolontonio7775 it’s not an issue of enough broadcast time; it’s the lack of writing time. It’s incredibly difficult to write sharp topical jokes that will be relevant and funny for a live broadcast on a Saturday night, week after week. Certain aspects of the show’s format - including the double musical performances - exist to help fill time.
They'll bring it back in 2024 (which is an election year in the US). I'm hoping they do.
This segment of jokes was literally all winners. Laugh out loud hilarious
SNL sucks
As a local Orlando resident I laughed too hard
Please say hi to that unfinished building for me. You know the one.
I love Colin making jokes about Oz abusing the dogs. Very funny and I don't want people to forget about it.
I say this each week, but Michael Che's laugh is everything! 😂
This was one of the best weekend updates in years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The material practically wrote itself this week. lmfao
SCOTUS joke was on point
IN YEARS
The Clarence Thomas joke!! I'm dead!!!
Dear Collin and Michael, You guys were incredibly bad boys tonight.. I loved it.. Laughed my a** off.
For now said beavers why did I laugh so hard lmao
Jokes aside, Fetterman was really brave to go on stage and debate Oz. Regardless of his recent difficulties with talking, mentally, he is still strong, and he is far more intelligent, empathetic, and moral than Oz.
What would be really brave is focusing on his health and see if he can completely recover before trying to serve millions of other people. Strokes and recovery are very tricky, and different for everyone. Often 3-6 months after a stroke you’ve reached max recovery as well.
@@anneb889 Killing dogs and bragging about drinking your own piss vs. missing a word or two while recovering from a stroke. Tough choice.
@@anneb889 lmao another concern troll. bet you didn't care when trump said "person, woman, man, camera, tv"
@@silverphantom8937 👏👏👏
@@anneb889 If he lasts a day I would be happy if its keep that money grubbing opportunist Oz away from the rest of the Washington swamp.
"Slightly better than a recent stroke victim"
BRUH
The picture they used for the stamp 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost fell out my chair
I didn’t know I needed to laugh. My face feels much better, now.
Goodwill dropped Kanye I about died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The TCBY pretzel joke was a good one. Incredibly subtle and well written. 😁💙
Real humor. Merciless to both sides. Isn't it liberating?
Indeed the side that doesn’t make fun of itself, is the one the distrust.
Colin's Spirit Airlines jokes always get me good
Here’s a bag of carrots
@@MimiYuYu I would definitely sit in the spirit airlines bathroom for a free bag of carrots
Nougats in Pretzels had me crying
So needed this comedy tonight!!🤓😄
That catholic joke made me think of how far sink has come since the Sinead O’Conner stunt
Who’s/ what’s sink? And why have they come so far? Also, as someone who has the same last name, it’s spelled O’Connor 😉 But I do appreciate you using the apostrophe! Computer programs everywhere have been trying to eliminate apostrophes from people’s names. Whether it’s my bank, a school, marathon registration, hotel reservations, etc, there’s always a problem with my name. I was just at the OCR World Championships last month and they couldn’t find my name in their registration because of the apostrophe in my last name. Their system had it spelled as “Mr. O??Connor” 🙄
@@ReadABookAndLearn "sink" is a type, should be SNL
Damn this was a good weekend update
Michael you cracked me up with the Clarence Thomas stamp joke!
I laughed so much- especially the Kanye jokes!!
He's lucky it's not MAD TV roasting him
These guys took Norm Macdonald's playbook like Jerry Reed did in waterboy.
Can I just say.... Yay for Weekend Update. 😂🤣😂
One of the funniest Weekend updates 😂 Colin and Michael brilliant as usual 🤩
Great Norm joke about the hijacked bus 😅
Goodwill's denouncement is in anticipation of getting all that unsold stock. They were about to be inundated with it.
And no one will want it.
I forget how funny Saturday night live can be. Good job guys
don’t know how many audience members got that “Nougats in Pretzels” joke 😂😂
I watch late night entertainment ... in the morning.
Finally, the editor put Weekend Update into 1 video instead of 4 videos. Congrats 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The che condom joke killed me 🤣🤣💀
Love these two!!
Loved this weekend update! Great jokes.
Some extra Dark jokes today i love em
I loved the nougats in pretzels joke
They have so much fun which makes it even more enjoyable to watch for us 😀
The nougats and pretzel punchline energy was so big it carried over to the next three jokes
Who wrote the Nougats in Pretzels joke? 🤣🤣🤣
"'For now' said beavers" hits different when you have five rats, three mice, and a guinea pig.
Wow - that was an awesome Weekend Update!
Agree. Good week for comedy, bad week for Kanye.
nougats in pretzels was amazing
Spirit airlines jokes never fail to crack me up
Nougats in pretzels is amazing 🤣🤣🤣
The NDA Catholic School priest joke was hilarious. And I was raised Catholic should I should know lol
Nougats in Pretzels deserved more laughs
He got me with the 10 percent
Yes, I laughed out loud with that one
The Spirit Airlines joke absolutely KILLED ME 😭😭😭
This is te best part of SNL.
I was wondering how Che would bring up the house speaker hammer attack without going too far. Perfectly handled.
I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying thank you for every tear of joy. Philadelphia USA
Weekend Update is the best news parody sketch of SNL. Now that is funny. 😂😆😃
ua-cam.com/video/koIrpdEemME/v-deo.html wassup comedy 🎭 skits here 🤟🏾🤣
Che was on point this segment 😂 Colin too but Che didn't mess around
For some reason the spirit airlines offering a bag of carrots for passengers who sit in the bathroom got me
Finally!!!! This was the best so far this season. Love these two🤣😁😆
Jost's last joke made me spit my morning coffee on my computer screen!!!!!!
STILL the funniest skit on the show and the FUNNIEST TWO CAST MEMBERS. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT !😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂👍
5:28 this joke reminded me heavily of Norm
I wrote a joke for you Michael.... "Elon celebrated his purchase of Twitter by reading Scarlett Johansson's DMs."
Whoever wrote that "Nougats In Paris" joke, give them a raise.
"Flip me over and start licking." 🤣
Those jokes were smoking hot 🔥🔥🔥
Please sir can I have some more? I'm greedy for these two, it's never enough. They are funny.🤣😂😅😂
They are so good 😂
I met Fetterman when I was selling gyros in Braddock at a fair and a drunk driver crashed and the entire police force showed up and the man came down just to see what was happening. Fetterman is a real one. Oz is all smoke and mirrors.
Oh, yeah cuz there's so much going on in Braddock. Surprised they even have a mayor.
He came down just to make sure the drunk driver didn't get arrested
Ohhh, they're gonna delete your comment for that
Fetterman is actually the name of the scientist who created him, not the monster himself
trolls be trolls. paid for by or suckers for the rich boys.
I wish they would double the length of these jokes each week.
I think the last SNL show I watched was Chappelle's a couple years ago. But I religulously watch weekend update Sunday mornings. Colin and Michael are the best duo
I love how they don't hesitate to take shots at Spirit airlines
Weekend Update is the only reason to watch SNL.
Doing my nighttime ritual of watching Weekend Update! The Best Part of SNL!!!
Donda Academy. It's right in the title...
Do NDA Academy
I love these two! they are always synced!
This year has been one of the best SNL years since the earlier days when it started. I have actually stayed up to watch it.....
Geeze l just woke up and you two are slaying me again. Thanks for the laughs you guys
Nougats in pretzels was classic 🔥 🔥 🔥
That was a close one Colin Lmaooooo nugets and pretzels 😂