I Opened a Store That Exists Only to Scam People - King of Retail

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  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +4399

    My first job was in retail. I feel this was a accurate representation of the retail lifestyle.

    • @dailymememustwatch7892
      @dailymememustwatch7892 5 років тому +41

      Ok thay sounds logic cause it sound logic

    • @GeoMetro2
      @GeoMetro2 5 років тому +46

      @GrayStillPlays You probably won’t read this but I can’t watch one of you’re videos without laughing at least 20 times. Iv trued

    • @jaredcohen325
      @jaredcohen325 5 років тому +9

      daily meme must watch yes do agree much

    • @googlybotz
      @googlybotz 5 років тому +9

      Well that is pretty sad because this game is 100x better

    • @jaredcohen325
      @jaredcohen325 5 років тому +5

      I like ur chanel. One like equals one prayer for pale mcsadbastard

  • @Jojo2
    @Jojo2 5 років тому +2672

    "The only store that convinces you that you need a $200 shirt to fit in with your friends"
    Did you mean supreme?

    • @ebwbau8036
      @ebwbau8036 5 років тому +51

      G u c c i

    • @ebwbau8036
      @ebwbau8036 5 років тому +50

      L o u i s V u i t t o n

    • @vivi-qt7wl
      @vivi-qt7wl 5 років тому +33

      Peppa Pig Gucci is way more expensive and Louis Vuitton is also way more expensive

    • @ebwbau8036
      @ebwbau8036 5 років тому +10

      Flower Fantasy i k n o w

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 років тому +6

      Let's say... all of the stores are like that.

  • @jamesedmiston
    @jamesedmiston 5 років тому +3316

    So that's what Agent 47 does after he retires from assassination.

    • @AR15Si
      @AR15Si 5 років тому +55

      Damn that's depressing

    • @billbillinger2117
      @billbillinger2117 5 років тому +115

      He also moonlights as Mr. Cleans stunt double.

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 5 років тому +53

      That moment when you’d rather be murdering people... Like if you cry every day

    • @randomdoomer8549
      @randomdoomer8549 5 років тому +4

      I love it.

    • @matthiassmit9046
      @matthiassmit9046 5 років тому +3

      Seems legit

  • @drinkchips6989
    @drinkchips6989 5 років тому +2210

    "$60 for a pair of flip flops"
    *immediately every Australian triggered

    • @huer2870
      @huer2870 5 років тому +19

      I’m a dick

    • @drinkchips6989
      @drinkchips6989 5 років тому +46

      @Frisbee 'n' Cookies its not only the price but in Australia we call "flip flops" thongs

    • @kefkamadman
      @kefkamadman 5 років тому +22

      @@drinkchips6989 Everyone in my family while I was growing up called them that too.
      Then I started dating and found out first hand that I was misled.
      Now I just call it all underwear or gonch.

    • @morganlance.knight
      @morganlance.knight 5 років тому +20

      "60 dollars for a pair of flip flops" kinda sounds like a song

    • @5thav3nu3csgoandmore3
      @5thav3nu3csgoandmore3 5 років тому +20

      Apple: I could go higher

  • @Jbasile1992
    @Jbasile1992 5 років тому +1102

    But Grey you didn't fail the game failed it wasn't ever going to work....THERE WERE NO PLANTS! Every game dev should know the plants makes the gains

    • @Sultan_Alfie1914
      @Sultan_Alfie1914 5 років тому +8

      I know right

    • @JJ-nr9cs
      @JJ-nr9cs 5 років тому +14

      They set him up for failure

    • @epicwolf6486
      @epicwolf6486 5 років тому +10

      @Jeff Basile I think you mean, that plants make the GRAINS!
      Ok, I'll see myself out.

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 5 років тому +2

      And then vegetarian zombies eat them.

    • @ouwebok3356
      @ouwebok3356 5 років тому

      Ew ur car

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 5 років тому +253

    Gray: "I made the store that only exists to scam people"
    Me: "wait. You're telling me stores aren't supposed to scam me?"

  • @modnark9249
    @modnark9249 5 років тому +1001

    what if you block the delivery dude and order something else

    • @appleorange900
      @appleorange900 5 років тому +18

      Underrated comment alert!

    • @WALTER4999__
      @WALTER4999__ 5 років тому +7

      Metalhead I was gonna ask that

    • @meraki101
      @meraki101 5 років тому +23

      The world explodes

    • @anyah_g
      @anyah_g 5 років тому +7

      Ur profile pic perfectly matches ur comment 😂

  • @ayasecon7044
    @ayasecon7044 5 років тому +668

    The Manager looks like a crappy knock-off Agent 47 from Hitman, but this time he's killing with a heart attack at the checkout.

  • @thebluedragon89
    @thebluedragon89 5 років тому +3813

    " I opened a store that exists just to scam people" isn't that just apple?

  • @tarena397
    @tarena397 5 років тому +84

    “It’s like go to optometrist, which eye looks more depressed? One or two?”
    I literally spit my drink by laughting 😂😂😂

  • @alyasgrey9370
    @alyasgrey9370 5 років тому +964

    If your manager isn't having to repeatedly work overnight it's not an accurate simulation of retail.

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 5 років тому +7

      gray can play however he wants

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 5 років тому +3

      @Crude Wildfire dont tell me what to do

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 5 років тому +3

      @Crude Wildfire the only person thats trying to look stupid is you, not everyone's supposed to know every single joke in the universe

    • @alyasgrey9370
      @alyasgrey9370 5 років тому +21

      Hi guys, what's up?

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +140

      Come to think of it...there's no home area. There's just the store and the office. I don't think the manager ever sleeps. And yeah, Alyas was clearly joking. Well sort of. He's not wrong about being a retail manager and working every night.

  • @UnlimitedFlyers
    @UnlimitedFlyers 5 років тому +81

    That manager is an accurate portrayal of a real-life person who's been around at Retail for most of his/her life... the soul has long since left its shell and the only thing left is a dried-up autonomous husk that wished it could beg for release.

  • @anonymousblank5635
    @anonymousblank5635 5 років тому +46

    "All I have to do is stand here with my arms crossed and hope no one gets a DUI on the way to work"
    - Accurate

  • @1rage17
    @1rage17 4 роки тому +39

    "Do we pay in dubloons?!"
    Literally made me choke on my own laugh

  • @leesallowe3052
    @leesallowe3052 5 років тому +30

    “Can’t put a desk in here” soooo like any break room in a retail lmao

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 4 роки тому +8

    "I've got so much to live for," said no Amazon Delivery Worker, ever.

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +443

    These stores are getting *more and more sad depressing and agonizing* for the *employees.*
    **and the costumers*

    • @PandaMan02
      @PandaMan02 5 років тому +10

      the customers looked really happy getting those clothes for a buck each.,

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 5 років тому +3

      Why are they called customers and not tabooers.

    • @bryanpseno4203
      @bryanpseno4203 5 років тому

      Milosz Wandycz lol ik right??

  • @Bankofpaulamerson
    @Bankofpaulamerson 5 років тому +220

    I like how he feels good about making $50.00 even though he sold a pizza for 100,000 dollars

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 5 років тому +149

    Pale McSadBastard looks like Mark Zuckerberg

  • @pilarous
    @pilarous 4 роки тому +11

    “The fact that this lady has asked Princeton, like, seven questions and still hasn’t bought anything is kind of pissing me off.” 😂🤣 Welcome to retail, Gray.

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 5 років тому +33

    “All I have to do is stand back with my arms crossed”
    Karen: *I’m about to end this mans career*

  • @PlanetXtreme
    @PlanetXtreme 5 років тому +311

    I don't think you noticed, but your character never blinked..

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +156

      It's part of the training you get when becoming a retail manager.

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 років тому +7

      Its a robot!

  • @wmmt
    @wmmt 5 років тому +130

    I sense someone was scarred from their first job?

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 5 років тому +12

      Not scarred. Their eyes were opened.

  • @michaeltalpas
    @michaeltalpas 5 років тому +4

    I swear, the way Gray talks about/to the NPCs is so hilarious!

  • @thespiritsdemise
    @thespiritsdemise 5 років тому +30

    Ironically, that looks like a high end boutique

  • @bobsquad5828
    @bobsquad5828 4 роки тому +16

    So I’m sick and I watched this, when you said “wherever people walk in they feel like projectile vomiting” I started to projectile vomit lol

  • @Dunicht69
    @Dunicht69 5 років тому +120

    Wait a second did someone at 11:44 really buy 710 shirts😂

  • @th.5597
    @th.5597 5 років тому +37

    "May I ask you sth... You boys have ocd?"
    Me, someone who has ocd: *sweats*

    • @thegreatestfartofalltime6448
      @thegreatestfartofalltime6448 5 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @sharikulislam6232
      @sharikulislam6232 5 років тому +1

      VKooK ssI For someone with OCD, you didn’t seem all that fussed with not capitalising all the letters. Is your “OCD” a mild case of liking organisation?

    • @arcticfox5379
      @arcticfox5379 4 роки тому

      VKooK ssI same

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +3

      Sharikul Islam there's multiple different kinds of OCD, you waste of oxygen

    • @th.5597
      @th.5597 4 роки тому +6

      @@sharikulislam6232 Lol idk if this is supposed to be a joke or sth but nah, I don't have some kind of organisation as my ocd. There are multiple types of ocd, if you didn't know haha. I have ocd since I was about 3, was diagnosed 3 years ago and I'm not faking it and don't wanna be "quirky", if you are assuming that. That I feel like I have to make myself seem valid to others is ridiculous. Don't comment stuff like that if you know nothing abt, in this case, ocd.

  • @SkiddyGaming
    @SkiddyGaming 5 років тому +88

    This manager works his staff very hard, gets great joy out of tricking people into doing things that aren't in their best interest, and has a serious love for the color pink...
    He was also able to unload boxes and operate a computer without actually touching anything physically so he may be magic.
    This manager was undoubtedly mentored by Dolores Umbridge at some point in his past.😂

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 5 років тому +6

      ... That may explain why he looks dead inside.

    • @DoloresJaneUmbridge
      @DoloresJaneUmbridge 5 років тому +10

      *Hem Hem* pleased as I am by the aesthetic and the conning of muggles, there is still a troubling lack of cats in that shop. I'll have to send an owl with a reminder😊

    • @bryanpseno4203
      @bryanpseno4203 5 років тому

      SkiddyGaming lol likely

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 5 років тому

      [Twitches]

    • @DoloresJaneUmbridge
      @DoloresJaneUmbridge 5 років тому

      @@funybirbman3813 *giggles*

  • @deadshell6493
    @deadshell6493 4 роки тому +1

    1:10 Expedition is probably referring to in restaurants they have a position called expiditor. They basically watch the ticket times, direct the food runners/waiting staff and catch any mistakes made by the kitchen before it leaves.

  • @fd_Lx
    @fd_Lx 5 років тому +181

    People driving Bentleys wearing 5$ shirts from target:
    Bonita Springs, FL

  • @ok_buddy3257
    @ok_buddy3257 5 років тому +37

    “Ready for the floor is lava challenge, well you just friggen failed it.” 😂😂

  • @Wanaskiwin
    @Wanaskiwin 5 років тому +15

    lol, makes me think of my work, me and my brother always come in and say
    "alright, welcome back to the only game where management desides to see how many days they can shedule you in for or how long you'll let them schedule you inconsistenly before you tell them to stop... its my summer super store sim 2021"
    i was for 2 weeks scheduled 1 on, 1 off, 2 on, 1 off just like that then finally i said something, and they just said yeah like they were wondering why it took so long lol
    whats even funnier is they run the store like you do and i told my brother that before you even played this and he said "yeah i bet he would run the store just exactly like that too, freakin jackwagon"

  • @narratorcow3591
    @narratorcow3591 4 роки тому +2

    “The shirt that looks like you just escaped outta jail” I honestly thought it was just a Where’s Waldo going emo

  • @HelloKittySiims
    @HelloKittySiims 5 років тому +7

    10:50 me walking into the Gucci store with $20 in my bank account 😂😂😂

  • @efrainmoreno1154
    @efrainmoreno1154 5 років тому +83

    Ah, so you made literally any real life retail store

  • @Gruxxan
    @Gruxxan 5 років тому +17

    expedition means getting things done in the quickest, most efficient way possible, as in, expedite.

  • @Alex-qn4hz
    @Alex-qn4hz 5 років тому +20

    0:13 Is it just me or does that person look like our resident lizard overlord Mark Zuckerberg?

  • @heyyou1911
    @heyyou1911 5 років тому +7

    Im finding it hard to convince myself that this isnt how the hiring process works irl

  • @while_coyote
    @while_coyote 2 роки тому +1

    I’m so happy you turned your shop into a dollar store

  • @autisticgamer24
    @autisticgamer24 5 років тому +24

    Just like reality, people won't buy anything until it's jacked up to a stupid price.

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 5 років тому +1

    If anyone is curious...expedition most like refers to how quickly you can expedite...or finish a sale and move on to the next sale

  • @cn7abc
    @cn7abc 5 років тому +5

    "threw himself under a Zamboni" lol

  • @blob1190
    @blob1190 5 років тому +1

    I discovered you today through your sims videos and I've now gotten to this one and when you trapped the delivery boy by standing in the doorway I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. It was actually painful and my chest hurts as I type this. So I'm just letting you know that your videos are amazing.

  • @akufromthefuture7159
    @akufromthefuture7159 5 років тому +59

    Your store legit looks like a san Andreas store.
    I expected Cj to come in

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 5 років тому +4

    I love going up to Starbucks and asking for an almond milk hot chocolate because they actually have it in my shirt size.

  • @chongjunxiang3002
    @chongjunxiang3002 5 років тому +3

    Finally, a game where the Gray cannot break.

  • @wmmt
    @wmmt 5 років тому +45

    1 or 2?
    Uhh... Not much difference, could you please show me again
    Story of my life 😂

  • @kagomehigurashi7455
    @kagomehigurashi7455 5 років тому +8

    Whenever Grey has a question just answer Starbucks.

  • @brandi5126
    @brandi5126 5 років тому +1

    I'm so glad I found your channel. You make the most boring games entertaining with your commentary. Subscribed.

  • @ohhoneyno-4601
    @ohhoneyno-4601 5 років тому +52

    I am so glad I took my OCD pills before watching this

  • @hchase27
    @hchase27 3 роки тому

    I laughed almost nonstop at this video. Thank you

  • @supermaster2012
    @supermaster2012 4 роки тому +3

    Poor Gray has never been to an Amancio Ortega brand clothes store, he doesn't know those stores are just as OCD triggering as his, on purpose (the more of a labrynth the store is, the more chances you bump into clothes you didn't intend to buy).

  • @Z5Z5Z5
    @Z5Z5Z5 5 років тому +2

    The managers look like they are in the middle of the zombie apocalypse

  • @Haru_Misu
    @Haru_Misu 5 років тому +7

    6:43
    The evil laugh killed me.

  • @nope6021
    @nope6021 5 років тому +2

    "The manager threw himself under a Zamboni"
    That is the most Canadian form of suicide. I hope he ate Tim Hortons as his last meal and wore his Good Flannel Coat and rabbit fur hat. A man's gotta go out in style.

  • @sarahgroves1063
    @sarahgroves1063 5 років тому +17

    Alright so we’re checking out the only channel that makes sense
    It’s gray still plays

  • @bennyhana8149
    @bennyhana8149 5 років тому

    11:25 - 11:35 I had tears coming out my nose, the best tears I could ever ask for

  • @phatdookie4207
    @phatdookie4207 5 років тому +41

    3:10 *By someone on methamphetamine, you mean yourself, because you put it together........*

  • @darkdefender9919
    @darkdefender9919 4 роки тому

    Life is bad when I need to watch a gray video to get a break of cursed videos

  • @nwc6452
    @nwc6452 5 років тому +3

    Grey-You cheap bastards
    Me-But it’s good quality

  • @psycosanches589
    @psycosanches589 4 роки тому +1

    Dude looks like Agent 47 but he started out as a retail manager

  • @polikovstalin419
    @polikovstalin419 5 років тому +5

    I love you gray! Keep up the awesome work. Liking the video and subscribing

  • @jacobh.2973
    @jacobh.2973 5 років тому +2

    I'm sorry that calm "Alright" to that nice funny voice I love gives me life.

  • @raforsomething
    @raforsomething 5 років тому +6

    7:44 you need to use your hobo tough life training.

  • @isaac303
    @isaac303 4 роки тому +1

    I will watch all of grays vids N.3

  • @antuber
    @antuber 5 років тому +3

    Customers are always wrong for Mr. Grey!

  • @gblake5560
    @gblake5560 5 років тому +2

    “Oh I’m building a website! I’m
    Building a website without my hands ever leaving my pants. “
    I can’t breathe. I can’t stop laughing

  • @Logfile_beta1
    @Logfile_beta1 5 років тому +3

    9:15 laughs in Walmart

  • @Lewis2000ize
    @Lewis2000ize 5 років тому +2

    "let me ask you something, you boys have OCD" no idea why i found that super hilarious😂☠

  • @Ivellios23
    @Ivellios23 5 років тому +4

    No plants!?
    _Ivellios dies from shock._

  • @jeremiahwoulard9228
    @jeremiahwoulard9228 4 роки тому +1

    This is not graystillplays he showed mercy to the delivery man

  • @lothair069
    @lothair069 5 років тому +5

    i laugh until i cryed with this video even my throat hurts!

    • @moemoere123
      @moemoere123 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • @doglover4684
    @doglover4684 2 роки тому

    This is one of the first videos that introduced me to Graystillplays. Amazing, really.

  • @LokiLoverForever99
    @LokiLoverForever99 5 років тому +26

    Start a shop where everything is$1-$10 and pay the employees the highest amount possible

  • @buildercat4229
    @buildercat4229 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Gray: Puts full description of game in the description

  • @tssteelx
    @tssteelx 5 років тому +11

    Come for the broken game play, stay for the weird impressions.

  • @gibbering_mound7919
    @gibbering_mound7919 5 років тому +1

    GreyStillPlays... still the derp king! Love it!

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan 5 років тому +19

    "What, do we pay in doubloons?"

  • @Tomflashy
    @Tomflashy 5 років тому +1

    I had to turn this off I was watching at work and could not contain my laughter 😂

  • @comradejoe757
    @comradejoe757 5 років тому +74

    Gray, checked out SCP Containment Breach yet?

    • @kybercat7
      @kybercat7 5 років тому +13

      Grey IS Dr. Bright

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому

      You opened my eyes.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому

      Kyber Cat Dr. Bright is the element of chaotic neutral at its finest. Gray is just a sadistic bastard

  • @kyden.props13
    @kyden.props13 5 років тому +1

    “Scamopolis, the only place where you can convince people that the only way to fit in is to buy a 200 dollar t shirt” I think you’re forgetting about the supreme store

  • @mattmalyj7964
    @mattmalyj7964 5 років тому +11

    Can you see if there is a heating and ac repair man game but you break everyones system

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +8

      If only

    • @mattmalyj7964
      @mattmalyj7964 5 років тому +2

      @@GrayStillPlays you would be great but your not alowed around mine😂😂

  • @friedmule5403
    @friedmule5403 5 років тому

    How to instantly be hired at Gray's totu..eh workplaces:
    1) Have at least one lose around yore neck, more are preferred!
    2) Look as uninterested as possible
    3) Write TV, Sofa, bear and depression as your greatest achievements on your 1/4 dirty crumbled page CV.
    4) Answer, what do you care and just give me the job... "damn it"

  • @cosminbahrim3489
    @cosminbahrim3489 5 років тому +3

    Walmart in a nutshell

  • @Dante9k
    @Dante9k 5 років тому +1

    Teejayx6 has entered the chat

  • @slider4765
    @slider4765 5 років тому +59

    You got scammed for buying this game so get rekt

  • @jackharkness1530
    @jackharkness1530 5 років тому

    When he got out and saw the lines of people I laughed so hard I legit choked on my coffee and kept choking for 5 minutes I'm gonna die 😭

  • @lutherstein1928
    @lutherstein1928 5 років тому +6

    *What if EA was a store?!*

    • @grantcravens2437
      @grantcravens2437 5 років тому

      exactly
      But EA
      Scares even more

    • @deadskrillaskrit2078
      @deadskrillaskrit2078 5 років тому

      They'd make you pay for a DLC to get three extra pieces of clothing

    • @miloszwandycz8815
      @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +1

      Pay 10$ to get a permission to buy this shirt

    • @henrymalin6651
      @henrymalin6651 5 років тому

      that is somewhere in the near future my friend

    • @archcanvas632
      @archcanvas632 5 років тому

      That will be £3000 to read this comment

  • @ronniern6120
    @ronniern6120 5 років тому +2

    "They already have gray hair..... Which means they've been worked to DEATH" Lol ha ha

  • @Duckman1616
    @Duckman1616 5 років тому +12

    I hope this was sent to him and he didn't actually pay $20 for it. It doesn't even look like it's worth $5.

  • @shant1530
    @shant1530 5 років тому +1

    Pale McSadBastard is the adult version of the baby that ate the camera 😂🤣

  • @DiscoEditsAreDumb
    @DiscoEditsAreDumb 5 років тому +4

    Alright so were on the only game where you can make an over priced Gucci store... It's king or retail. (Create a half manager dammit)

  • @alidawood8833
    @alidawood8833 5 років тому

    after watching a few of your videos, i noticed that I laughed at a fart sound effect twice. it is 2019. it wasnt the fart sound that was funny, it was you. I subscribe now.

  • @confusedasian2212
    @confusedasian2212 5 років тому +9

    Perfect simulation of the capitalist monarchy.

    • @bunny5735
      @bunny5735 5 років тому +1

      If you are reading this, stop right now. You are too late! You will soon turn neon green M and there is no way to stop it mwahahaha! By tomorrow you will be flailing uncoYFUntrollably and you will also be JKNmaking stupid noisesF. You will soon begin to dance as your eyes get bigger and bFSXNTTJDEYigger. Do not resist, or tomorrow it will hurt even more. By the next day, everything will be back to norma0TFl, but only if you believe in capitalism!

    • @drakoventuri2525
      @drakoventuri2525 5 років тому +1

      Bunzai cool

  • @mrsqweedle
    @mrsqweedle 5 років тому +1

    your videos are absolutely hilarious. keep up the great content!

  • @shualopez1288
    @shualopez1288 5 років тому +1

    There must be a car tycoon game somewhere? I’d love to see you scamming people with the “plebcar,” with it’s lack of radio, AC, or defroster. It’s only notable features should be a two point seatbelt and a working engine.

  • @toricat7575
    @toricat7575 4 роки тому

    6:42 pure joy of stopping some poor delivery guy from leaving, yes, this is why I'm watching this

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 5 років тому +1

    What Gray didn't know was that the game takes place in a city where everyone watches Gray Still Plays

  • @pasa186
    @pasa186 4 роки тому

    That “alright” is always so satisfying to hear.