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  • @sparthankitty2775
    @sparthankitty2775 5 років тому +655

    “That’s viagra because you can’t keep us down...” I love that phrase so much😂😂😂😂

    • @huntersmoone9123
      @huntersmoone9123 5 років тому +27

      This line should be used in an actual viagra advertisement. Sounds like it would make a lot of money.

    • @orange9531
      @orange9531 4 роки тому +1

      Blubberellas real

    • @DignityDC
      @DignityDC 2 роки тому

      😢

  • @angushudson705
    @angushudson705 5 років тому +246

    Blubberella
    2011 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 1h 27m
    2.4/10 · IMDb
    32% liked this film
    Google users
    DescriptionAn obese woman (Lindsay Hollister) with explosive footsteps uses her dual swords against people who ridicule her.
    Initial release: 2011
    Director: Uwe Boll
    Budget: 5 million USD
    Initial DVD release: 31 January 2012
    Screenplay: Uwe Boll
    Audience reviews

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 5 років тому +34

      Uwe boll? ah now i see

    • @dennysoto1236
      @dennysoto1236 5 років тому +15

      Glad to see I wasn't the only one that paused the video to check 😂

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 5 років тому +8

      @@dennysoto1236 so did i. The idea sounded so unreal i had to check.

    • @dubiry2505
      @dubiry2505 5 років тому +2

      I can't tell if it joking

    • @dennysoto1236
      @dennysoto1236 5 років тому +5

      @@dubiry2505 Look it up and confirm yourself. Beware, your history will forever be marked with the stain of having searched for (dramatic pause)... Blubberella >dun, dun, DUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 5 років тому +1019

    "I can't put the D in here..."
    *his wifey laughs*
    People tend to laugh when thy can relate...so tell me about you problems at home.

  • @GPReimer
    @GPReimer 5 років тому +64

    FYI: Blubberella is actually a real movie lol
    I also love how Matt Damon was the chicken sexer and Pamela Anderson was the injured quarterback.

  • @potatodealership8338
    @potatodealership8338 5 років тому +94

    Couldn’t stop laughing when he said he could t fit the D in and his wife was laughing in the background. Probably the best reaction ever.

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 4 роки тому +109

    Gray: Says literally anything.
    Me: Struggles horribly to avoid laughing at 3 AM.

  • @Noncuttingedgegaming
    @Noncuttingedgegaming 5 років тому +117

    Owner of the game: Is your favorite tv show a game show or reality tv?
    Grey: yes

  • @truewalter4193
    @truewalter4193 5 років тому +8

    8:52 Now THIS script has to be turned into a real Horror movie. An island full of Jack Nicholson duplicates obsessed with slaying and ripping out he contestants intestines, utilizing them as jump ropes :D

  • @ArtisticDemonet
    @ArtisticDemonet 5 років тому +58

    When your wife is just as childish as you you know you got a keeper for life

  • @Sam-bp2st
    @Sam-bp2st 5 років тому +12

    0:57 "so is this a thing that children like war documentaries"
    Surprisingly, as a child i liked war documentaries and was never phased by the bloodshed or gore

    • @paigeagnew9688
      @paigeagnew9688 4 роки тому

      Very quirky

    • @ZimothydaAlien
      @ZimothydaAlien 2 роки тому

      I love documentaries too, especially ones about wars and restaurants.

  • @wmmt
    @wmmt 5 років тому +357

    Choke all chickens?
    So basically Bully II 😂

  • @ScottStratton
    @ScottStratton 5 років тому +8

    2:55 LOLOLOL! I can’t believe there’s a reference in graystillplays to the Apple! It’s the most insane movie I’ve ever seen. Remember suicides - that you made as a kid with soda fountain drinks? Some crazy-ass random mix of root beer, Sprite, Coke, Hi-C, and whatever? This movie is a lot like that, except instead of carbonated beverages you mix in liquefied crack, meth, LSD, The Wizard of Oz, and a Valium or 20. Without RiffTrax I don’t know if I could’ve made it through but with their help it was amazing.

  • @natsudraagneeelfairytail9556
    @natsudraagneeelfairytail9556 5 років тому +59

    I bet your wife hears so many things out of context XD

  • @thasolution7007
    @thasolution7007 5 років тому +84

    First place prize: a bag of peanuts
    Second place prize: a tablet
    I’ll take second

  • @lolfunacount
    @lolfunacount 5 років тому +135

    Pls, do a part 2 . (ik you basically don't do these, but this one derserves it....)

    • @reckless5834
      @reckless5834 5 років тому +5

      He has for a few games like zoo tycoon, hobo simulator and farm simulator

    • @lolfunacount
      @lolfunacount 5 років тому +3

      Mhm, i remember his hobo sim vids. ^^ But it is really rare for him right now, expecially another vid which is connected to a previous one...

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 років тому +2

    14:14 "Brandy and Mr. Whiskers". Wow, I vaguely remember that being a thing years ago, and it'd actually just popped into my mind briefly for whatever reason the other day. I don't even remember if I liked the show or not, I just remember it existing.

  • @ChipLinck
    @ChipLinck 5 років тому +41

    I used to use Thrustmaster joysticks back in the 90's to play flight and space sims. How did I never think of the name in that way????

  • @absurdjoebob
    @absurdjoebob 5 років тому +105

    Time to sit back with a glass of whiskey and watch Gray cause havoc.

    • @Ncurry2421
      @Ncurry2421 5 років тому +3

      Yes my friend cheers🍻🍺

  • @travisrhodes6726
    @travisrhodes6726 5 років тому +102

    Blubberella is a real movie and it got a 2.4/10 on IMDb

    • @joshparkway9228
      @joshparkway9228 5 років тому +4

      Good thing I checked the comments before I posted that it was a real movie as well but w/ the link to the IMDB page.

    • @kaddouraymen3296
      @kaddouraymen3296 5 років тому +2

      and made by uwe boll

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +1

      most of these that were there already were real

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 5 років тому +1

      I don't feel like watching that movie right now, after seeing the ratings of it. If I did, I would probably delete it FOREVER if IMDb had that feature.

    • @joshbunton6424
      @joshbunton6424 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @sinrj9028
    @sinrj9028 5 років тому +5

    0:49
    "I hate victory..."
    There it is, THE quote XD

  • @SkiddyGaming
    @SkiddyGaming 5 років тому +8

    0:57 I actually did like war documentaries as a child... I was (and am) a nerd needless to say😂

  • @julienthompson8639
    @julienthompson8639 5 років тому +12

    "That's viagra for ya, you can't keep us down"
    Graystillplays, 2019

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +44

    At least nobody *jumped from the to their death* from the building.

    • @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969
      @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969 5 років тому +4

      *takes a deep breath* JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP STACY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

    • @sacaret
      @sacaret 5 років тому +1

      That grammar is glorious.
      Unironically

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +1

      everybody do the flop

  • @jonginslaceglove3651
    @jonginslaceglove3651 5 років тому +2

    8:01 your wife has a great sense of humor

  • @AC-ih7jc
    @AC-ih7jc 4 роки тому +3

    "That's Viagra for you... You can't keep us down."
    If ever there was a slogan that deserved to be on GrayStillPlays merch...

  • @Articulate-Fabrication
    @Articulate-Fabrication 5 років тому +142

    I beg of you
    You need to play ksp
    The only game where you can spaghettify astronauts

    • @Fenix-jk3gc
      @Fenix-jk3gc 5 років тому +3

      Strictly Cast RC yes I totally agree with that

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 5 років тому +16

      "Today we will make stacks by sending rockets into orbit."
      "More rockets damnit."

    • @penguinmaster7
      @penguinmaster7 5 років тому +2

      he must meet the kraken

    • @kefkamadman
      @kefkamadman 5 років тому +3

      There's a lot you can do in KSP. I just make ridiculous things and contraptions to kill Kerbals, and....huh, that's Gray's whole MO.

    • @rodimusprime9494
      @rodimusprime9494 4 роки тому

      What’s KSP?

  • @rayyansaeed2533
    @rayyansaeed2533 5 років тому +14

    i like the way he says "alright, so we're checkin out the only game that....."

  • @VoVilliaCorp
    @VoVilliaCorp 5 років тому +14

    Gray: But I can't fit the "D" in here.
    Mrs. Gray: **Laughs hysterically**
    Gray: O.o

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp 4 роки тому

      @Armandas purvinis 7:55 you don't hear Mrs. Gray actually laugh though, it was more implied than anything.

  • @PersonWhoExists50306
    @PersonWhoExists50306 5 років тому +2

    3:32 Blubberella is a real movie. It's rated R.

  • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
    @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 3 роки тому +1

    0:57 But... I actually liked war documentaries as a child...

  • @GuyNamedBarry
    @GuyNamedBarry 5 років тому +6

    "Im buying all these ads i dont know if they cost something or what but i want them everywhere"
    Sums up pretty much every Indonesian channels during ad breaks (i counted at least 48 when i watched one of them)

  • @michael-ib3kk
    @michael-ib3kk 5 років тому +30

    In game dev simulator someone should make Gray's game's in real life

  • @dimracrhamaciid
    @dimracrhamaciid 5 років тому +6

    Balls out... the Gary Hausman story-2009 version ++

  • @RawrMeansIDontLoveU
    @RawrMeansIDontLoveU 5 років тому +5

    I've actually seen Blubberella. All I remember was the strange moment where a man in a fish costume fell on his side and started flopping around. I'm pretty sure the plot was also something about her killing Nazis.

  • @EventheStephenisEven
    @EventheStephenisEven 5 років тому +16

    "Thats viagra for ya, you can't keep us down." ~Gray 2019

  • @BrisketSurge
    @BrisketSurge 5 років тому +3

    4:02 is it just me or does he sound like Handsome Jack when he says "Why wouldn't there be?"

  • @Taalsman
    @Taalsman 5 років тому +7

    If Uwe Bull had his own TV Network. The game!

  • @grahamthegreat5237
    @grahamthegreat5237 5 років тому +12

    The moment he said cliffbanger I literally thought banging on a cliff damn it

    • @wabch
      @wabch 5 років тому +3

      how did he not notice "the winner will get a lifetime supply of mental counsiling"

    • @grahamthegreat5237
      @grahamthegreat5237 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +40

    Does anybody else think that they need to *evaluate their life choises* after watching any *Grays* video?

    • @DanielLarsonofficia
      @DanielLarsonofficia 5 років тому +1

      I evaluate my life everytime but he helps my depression

    • @intangerbline3683
      @intangerbline3683 5 років тому

      I need to make more choices similar to his in these games.

  • @michaele8444
    @michaele8444 4 роки тому +3

    I watch every video just to see if he starts them all off with “Alright so we’re back with/checking out the only game that...” and still haven’t been disappointed.

  • @jonramsey36
    @jonramsey36 5 років тому +3

    "Can't wait to tell my wife about this movie" - Jay Sherman... the character from "The Critic" tv show who said every movie "stinks" and was divorced... Yep... Nice touch there.

  • @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969
    @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969 5 років тому +15

    3:27
    As a fan of Inheirtance Cycle (book series Eragon is based on) I WHOLEHEARTEDLY accept your decision to keep DnD The Movie instead of THAT PIECE OF TRASH THAT IS CALLED ERAGON MOVIE

    • @Magnixu
      @Magnixu 5 років тому +1

      Yes. The movie was trash; the books were perfect

    • @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969
      @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969 5 років тому +1

      @@Magnixu Inheirtance is up on the top of my most favorite books of all time.
      Along with Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and Olympians

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  5 років тому +4

      My wife read the books and watched the movie, she said the movie adaptation was just terrible.

    • @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969
      @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969 5 років тому +1

      @@GrayStillPlays its not just her. Most of us consider the movie to be horrible.

  • @ricardoruiz2157
    @ricardoruiz2157 5 років тому +2

    Blubberella is a parody of the 3rd BloodRayne movie, made by the people who made the 3rd BloodRayne movie. I know this because I watch Phelous

  • @freedomanddemocracy7842
    @freedomanddemocracy7842 4 роки тому +2

    "Children might like war documentaries or something?" Well fancy that! I couldn't have been any older than six but I was really obsessed with a French and Indian War documentary my family had gotten during a trip to D.C.

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 5 років тому +1

    epic kazoo covers, celebrity toenail collector auctions , cats on meth....so many opportunities for cultural enrichment....cyborg dinosaurs came from the future by means of a space.time dilation aperture...dah!....and admit it ...Barb Wire deserved a sequel

  • @tonygeinzer6034
    @tonygeinzer6034 5 років тому +1

    I am thinking it would be Chuck Lorre without personality and plenty of anger, too, but a lot shorter future. But, again, it would be no better than Viacom with no strategy, and I think Hollywood would have enough problems if anyone wrote their scripts like Country Songs. (Hollywood hit a production wall and hasn't fully advanced past it, Gray.)

  • @Valopias
    @Valopias 5 років тому +4

    I like it when you start a new game. “New game damn it!”

  • @valeriebee31
    @valeriebee31 4 роки тому +3

    I love how there is a Conan the Barbarian quote on Day 2...
    Game: "What is best in life?"
    Me: Watching Gray create chaos 😈

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +5

    Drunk Cheerleading sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen wrapped in hilarity

  • @End3rWi99in
    @End3rWi99in 5 років тому +1

    This game sent me down a rabbit hole that lead me to finding out Blubberella exists. Then I decided, hmm, what other bad awesome movies are out there? FLESH GORDON. You should go watch it now. I swear. Go do it, Gray. You won't regret it.

  • @crusher1080
    @crusher1080 4 роки тому +1

    im amazed this hasnt been taken down because of all the copyright infringement

  • @Alleycat041
    @Alleycat041 4 роки тому +2

    THE BLUBBERELLA IS A REAL MOVIE I CANT

  • @miloszwandycz8815
    @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +64

    To be honest. Who watches game shows on TV?

    • @LateKnight666
      @LateKnight666 5 років тому +12

      they used to be really popular from the 70s-90s.

    • @miloszwandycz8815
      @miloszwandycz8815 5 років тому +2

      @@LateKnight666 #only 90s kids remember

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 років тому +7

      I watch Jeopardy and Cash Cab. 🙂

    • @LateKnight666
      @LateKnight666 5 років тому

      @@BennyLlama39 love cash cab!

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha 5 років тому

      I used to watch them, they were really popular for like two decades

  • @darcystarr7131
    @darcystarr7131 3 роки тому +4

    Dang, I am glad Gray likes John Cena as well! :) 🤣👍

  • @cacogunky3032
    @cacogunky3032 5 років тому +10

    “That’s viagra for you, you can’t keep us down”

  • @TetraGamer79
    @TetraGamer79 5 років тому +3

    OMG a "remake" of Mad TV - this is freaking hilarious!

  • @horrormaster0015
    @horrormaster0015 5 років тому +25

    "Can't fit the d in there" Me:That's what she said😂😂

  • @khayyamal9207
    @khayyamal9207 5 років тому +9

    Im just glad that i found your channel...idk how you find this game... Butvyour videos are great i love them

  • @shirakotakamotogd
    @shirakotakamotogd 3 роки тому +1

    Who saw BA Baracus' van at 15:27?

  • @Kadenwashere
    @Kadenwashere 5 років тому +6

    “That’s viagra for ya, you can’t keep us down”

  • @nothanks5580
    @nothanks5580 5 років тому +29

    My brain cells already die when you start your games

  • @erukaseven
    @erukaseven 5 років тому +1

    Also if you think Blubberella is bad, look into Black Sheep(zombie movie), Rubber, and all three Thankskilling movies.

  • @workshopwiz
    @workshopwiz 4 роки тому +2

    The geek didn't just have a red shirt, he had a Star Trek support uniform.

  • @stanthestegosaurus1457
    @stanthestegosaurus1457 5 років тому +1

    When your movie adaptation was so bad, it made Gray still decide to use the just as bad D&D Movie. Poor Eragon.

  • @alvarohernani6645
    @alvarohernani6645 5 років тому +2

    4:46 "Comunism, The movie"

  • @ChiefKiif
    @ChiefKiif 5 років тому +3

    It’s both nice and scary that his wife shares his humor 😅😂

  • @mrcrazyman7488
    @mrcrazyman7488 5 років тому +20

    Are you going to continue the interloper mode in the long dark?

  • @pro_boss_slayer7592
    @pro_boss_slayer7592 5 років тому +1

    Can confirm Balls Out is a real movie.

  • @ballstealer
    @ballstealer 5 років тому +3

    0:01 isnt that just real life television?

  • @ArashiRein
    @ArashiRein 5 років тому +6

    If you pause between 12:04 - 12:05 you will see that this video should have been demonitized

  • @theessentialodyssey3330
    @theessentialodyssey3330 5 років тому +3

    I really want to see Gray playing League of Legends/Dota with Dunkey and captain slacks.
    100% lose rate for sure, but its going to be hilarious .....

  • @Siryn
    @Siryn 5 років тому +5

    So glad I came across this channel a few weeks ago. Been binge watching since. LMFAO!

  • @andreigs3038
    @andreigs3038 5 років тому +1

    Blubberella IS FLIPPING REAL

  • @BaileyChap
    @BaileyChap 5 років тому +1

    I looked up "Thrustmaster racing wheel" turns out your right, it IS a racing wheel, although I was expecting the wheels they put on race cars, turns out it's a type of video game controller with pedals, instead, still, not sexual (for once)
    P.S: Blubberella is a real movie made in 2011 directed by Uwe Boll, not exactly popular, with 2.3 out of ten from IMDB, more on it here: www.imdb.com/title/tt1756427/

  • @sickgurl138
    @sickgurl138 3 роки тому +1

    Got a Lil sad imagining danny devito being disappointed over his friends not including him

  • @juanrincon6708
    @juanrincon6708 5 років тому +6

    4:13 you can see the erotic ghost cover

  • @shaggyeggbeater2753
    @shaggyeggbeater2753 5 років тому +1

    Make more please.This is the funniest video i've seen in awhile

  • @alextomlinson9808
    @alextomlinson9808 5 років тому +1

    It’s weird that Matt Damon is a 1 star actor but Eddy Murphy is a 3 star actor
    I literally haven’t heard anything about Eddy Murphy or his career since he was in Meet Dave which was terrible

  • @ro2158
    @ro2158 5 років тому +3

    I just discovered your channel and I want to thank our UA-cam overlords for randomly suggesting your videos to me. I have been binge watching and laughing my ass off for 2 hours straight!! :D

  • @brandonmattingly3670
    @brandonmattingly3670 5 років тому +1

    Gray You Deserve more recognition love everything you do!

  • @therealsirdj5934
    @therealsirdj5934 2 роки тому

    I love how Pamela Anderson was playing an injurd Quaterback

  • @ramiabilal9744
    @ramiabilal9744 4 роки тому +5

    I watched Blubberella after this. I don’t know what to say.

  • @skorksisavro801
    @skorksisavro801 5 років тому +1

    3:29
    It's an actual movie release in 2011

  • @guesstime6445
    @guesstime6445 5 років тому +8

    He’s married? I am shocked

  • @justtimbus7693
    @justtimbus7693 5 років тому +1

    Please do more I love this

  • @lanceuppercut6168
    @lanceuppercut6168 5 років тому +3

    Your IRL wife?? Huh, and I thought Grey was a swinging bachelor. Bravo Grey, bravo **golf clap**

  • @No__one1
    @No__one1 4 роки тому +1

    Name a more iconic duo that Jonathan Cena and Daniel DeVito

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 5 років тому +1

    "Choke All Chickens" Review
    Not enough Chicken Choking
    7/10

  • @CELFriendsGaming367
    @CELFriendsGaming367 5 років тому +1

    Please do more of this!

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 5 років тому +1

    You got Glitch Techs way before Nickelodeon even aired it! NICE.

  • @myself6629
    @myself6629 2 роки тому +1

    this isn't like putting salt on your eggs gray....
    this is like putting your eggs in a bowl, and then filling said boul with A1 Steak sause

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 4 роки тому +1

    How the hell did that geek score a lady like that?!

  • @chassegallerie2910
    @chassegallerie2910 5 років тому

    Yeah, @GrayStillPlays, Bluberella DO exist. Here's the plot/synopsis:
    Blubberella is a plus-sized vampire/human hybrid with a hatred of Hitler, and a soft spot for candy. She's been fighting the forces of evil for centuries when she comes face to face with the dictator who has plunged all of Europe straight into a hellish war. However, in the midst of sending Hitler to meet his maker, she instead accidentally grants him the gift of immortality. Now, a super villain with an army of undead SS officers to do his evil bidding. Destroying him won't be easy, but if there's one hero big enough to defeat the fiercest army ever to walk the Earth - it's Blubberella.

  • @FalconKalinius
    @FalconKalinius 3 роки тому +1

    Gray-
    Blubberella is in fact a real movie

  • @Chernobylican
    @Chernobylican 5 років тому +1

    funny thing is, i was reading eragon today

  • @JJ-ub3mw
    @JJ-ub3mw 5 років тому +1

    one of my fave games all time, nice!

  • @TheRPGRogue
    @TheRPGRogue 5 років тому +5

    "Can't fit the D in there!" 😂😂😂

  • @shirakotakamotogd
    @shirakotakamotogd 3 роки тому +1

    Also, didnt Matt Damon play Shelby in Ford Vs Ferrari?

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 5 років тому

    5:09 *”UUUUUH?”*
    6:12 I tune back in at this point after looking up the films on another device. And this is what I hear.
    7:58 - 8:08 Burn. 😂
    9:59 “That delivery boy...” *”AND HIS NAME IS-“*
    10:54 Okay. That ‘Day 2’ quote? Those are words to live by. 👌

  • @Vherstinae
    @Vherstinae 5 років тому +1

    Holy crap, the scriptwriter was so bad even Gray rejected her work!