Customer: Um excuse me sir.. I ordered the $5 pepperoni special.. Gray: *Plops down 100 lbs of lobster on a crust, shaking the entire table* Here you go.. that'll be $30,000. Customer: But.. but.. it's burnt.. Gray: Hey man, I don't have time for complaints, I have enough ingredients in my massive warehouse for one more pizza.
Gray: *walks away* Costumer: sooo what do i do now? . . . Costumer: AHA! If i dont eat it then i dont have to pay! Gray on intercom: PRICES HAVE INCREASED TO 197263% THE ORIGINAL PRICE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY *YOU HAVE TO*
Then I'll be like where's your kitchen at cuz i I am gonna do the dishes. And she like fof that amount of money your putting yourself on the verge of slavery 🤣😂🤣😂
Well it went from 50% to 300 % so if u divide 300 by 50 u get 6 and then u add 10 and divide by 2 and minus 2 and then u multiply by 100 so u get 600% more
As a man who works in the pizza region of food retail. The phrase "Jesus a lotta people really want pizza" describes literally the bane of my existence as a delivery driver
“The Pizza Region of Food Retail” makes it sound like you’re a king talking abt their land 😂😂 I mean you are a king tho to be a delivery guy, it must be an annoying job 👑 👑
@@baldskier5530 My dad gave a *50* for food..Not broken down. My boyfriend and me didn’t feel like walking to get something so we ordered pizza. Lesson is I forgot we had a 50 bill and the delivery guy likely wouldn’t have enough change. Dude ended up with a 5-10$ tip, i took all the cash off him that he had for change and gave him the 50. I was so embarrassed on top of being shy because I’ve never ordered pizza before.
Gray as a boss. Location #1: I've provided free doughnuts and coffee for the employees. But the snacks are laced with multiple pathogens. Location #2: The food is okay, but I brew the coffee with irradiated waste water from a nuclear power plant. After two weeks some employees are still alive, and showing up for work? I'll replace their paychecks with boxes of rabid weasels! Six months later, the company is expanding and is somehow worth more than Microsoft and Apple combined.
@Max Powers www.lexico.com/en/definition/they according to this (And since it's powered by Oxford Dictionary, I'll assume they are trustworthy), "They" have been used as a british non-gendered pronoun since 1600s.
“Uhm, I ordered a cheese pizza.” “Well too bad,” The employee says as they drop 30 kilograms of lobster onto the table, instantly shattering it. “That’ll be 400,000 dollars.”
I could just imagine that situation.. "Honey, you haven't looked at my face in months. What's wrong?" Gray: "I couldn't sell a pizza for a million bucks in pizza connection 3."
seeing this on my recommendations tab, reminded me to get my pizza out of the oven, i am now enjoying my pizza without paying 999 gazillion dollars for it.
Lmao, just the thought of guy with a shovel just.... shoveling all this cavier onto one pizza... MORE... WE NEED MORE CAVIER. As long as there's bread on the bottom, it's a pizza right? Despite the mountain of cavier on top of it.
Gray seems to have the power to try his hardest to lose at a game or just ruin it yet somehow doing better than people who take forever making strategies he’s like throw everyone in a hole filled with lava ... congrats now everyone is the worlds most skilled smelters making swords worth millions just for the handle
@@miloszwandycz8815 because I've eaten Snake. Snakes populate most of the world, only excluding very cold areas like Antarctica, and distant islands like Hawaii and Ireland
I've just been binge watching your videos for the past few days and I'm glad I found your channel. You're hilarious, I wouldn't have watched anything about these games if it wasn't for you. Thanks for the awesome content!
waiter: what shall you have? me: I'll have lobster special waiter: okay that's 1 large lobster special pizza your total is $90000 how would you like to pay? me: YES
" Hey bro thats go get a slice of pizza. " " Yesterday I had a $500,000 dollar pizza that was brought to the table by the robo loader operated by ripley from the movie Aliens because the pizza is so massive. The table itself is made from reinforced concrete it took me about a month to it it but it was very tasty." " Bro that sounds greats. Lets do it. "
You're walking through town in the midst of a foggy night. You had just finished working overtime and you're as exhausted as ever. Waddling passed the local pizzaria you see a tent, not too big, but you can hear snoring coming from it. As you tiptoe closer to investigate, the snoring becomes more vigorous. Your heart is beating rapidly as you reach your hand over towards the zipper and yank it. The snoring comes to a stop. Suddenly, the roof of the tent tears apart and a giant hulking figure in the shape of a tomato arises from the ruined fabric with dead-looking eyes and grasping a rusty shovel tightly, uttering a loud but muffled "PIZZA PIZZA!" You scream and sprint into the distance, never looking back. The next day, the tent is gone and never to be seen again.
Welcome to Grays Pizzeria! The only place where you can't come back for two reasons; 1 You have to get your stomach sugicaly removed because of all the ash and, 2 you spent all your money on one pizza. Now you are poor Congrats!
Maybe I've had too much to drink, but I legit LOL'd a number of times in this video. Typically I'm a stone-hearted statue, but this genuinely got me to react and laugh.
They sit down, get something that looks like it came from hell's basement, and decided to eat it. They thought it was some joke until they saw the bill and realized how screwed they were.
The fact that the game lets you do this indicators the creators want or expect you to do this. Why else would you have lobster or caviar available at a pizza place?
there's a pizza establishment in portland oregon a few years ago that created a pizza with a blend of 101 cheeses that was sold by the slice for charity
@@767KirbyLord i've heard of that on...at least it was over ten years ago...by now they could have increased the size of the pizza by four if they only baked part of the pizza at one time
The lobster was actually food for poor people until one day someone decided it was for rich people. I think we just saw it happen in front of our eyes.
Customer: Um excuse me sir.. I ordered the $5 pepperoni special..
Gray: *Plops down 100 lbs of lobster on a crust, shaking the entire table* Here you go.. that'll be $30,000.
Customer: But.. but.. it's burnt..
Gray: Hey man, I don't have time for complaints, I have enough ingredients in my massive warehouse for one more pizza.
Lmao
Lol
Gray: *walks away*
Costumer: sooo what do i do now?
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Costumer: AHA! If i dont eat it then i dont have to pay!
Gray on intercom: PRICES HAVE INCREASED TO 197263% THE ORIGINAL PRICE AND YOU HAVE TO PAY
*YOU HAVE TO*
chaosmastermind and yet the customer still ate it and paid for the meal
a toilet room cause by people after that ate pizza from tunnel city store
Imagine having a meal and then the waiter tells you that the price increased like 300% while you were eating
Then I'll be like where's your kitchen at cuz i I am gonna do the dishes. And she like fof that amount of money your putting yourself on the verge of slavery 🤣😂🤣😂
Well it went from 50% to 300 % so if u divide 300 by 50 u get 6 and then u add 10 and divide by 2 and minus 2 and then u multiply by 100 so u get 600% more
Restaurants in Venezuela be like
Ahh Costa Rica I miss you
Increases with each bite
Just the image of how it's made:
_"Oh yeah, we take some crispy thin dough. And then we pour boxes full of Lobster on it. Whole!"_
from the distance you can hear a cruel "its raw" when its takes out of the oven
How- how you do italics?! Tell please!
@@IceSpiderGaming _like this I think_
As a man who works in the pizza region of food retail. The phrase "Jesus a lotta people really want pizza" describes literally the bane of my existence as a delivery driver
but the tips though /s (as someone who did that for about ten years, people, please tip your delivery drivers!)
c o m m a
“The Pizza Region of Food Retail” makes it sound like you’re a king talking abt their land 😂😂 I mean you are a king tho to be a delivery guy, it must be an annoying job 👑 👑
@@baldskier5530 My dad gave a *50* for food..Not broken down. My boyfriend and me didn’t feel like walking to get something so we ordered pizza. Lesson is I forgot we had a 50 bill and the delivery guy likely wouldn’t have enough change. Dude ended up with a 5-10$ tip, i took all the cash off him that he had for change and gave him the 50. I was so embarrassed on top of being shy because I’ve never ordered pizza before.
Gray as a boss.
Location #1: I've provided free doughnuts and coffee for the employees. But the snacks are laced with multiple pathogens.
Location #2: The food is okay, but I brew the coffee with irradiated waste water from a nuclear power plant.
After two weeks some employees are still alive, and showing up for work? I'll replace their paychecks with boxes of rabid weasels!
Six months later, the company is expanding and is somehow worth more than Microsoft and Apple combined.
Amazon still better
Also he makes: Money A Lot
the awesome and amazing power of weasels when applied to the free market system
This is how that works, yeah
Christopher Conard but soon in 1 year he will buy Microsoft and apple and call it applesoft and sell pizzas with phones on them for 1,000,000
“You can’t sell pizzas for over 10,000!”
Gray:Observe
All the lobsters:please spare my life
gray make people addicted from lobster
"You can't sell pizzas for over $10,000!"
Gray: "Hold my lobster."
@@Linkforlife199 I live in Richmond, BC and theres a resturant called steveston pizza that has lobster pizza
@@fishby8070 It is not nearly as expensive as the ones in this video.
*When A creator sees a game that he made on Gray’s channel*
Person: Guess I’ll stop making games.
If I was a creator I would actually make more
_A_Sybers _A_ he?
@@idkwhatthisis7060 It the default and is shorter than any alternative. What ever the problem is get over it. If there was no problem... blech
@@ananshasheta926 wot
@Max Powers www.lexico.com/en/definition/they according to this (And since it's powered by Oxford Dictionary, I'll assume they are trustworthy), "They" have been used as a british non-gendered pronoun since 1600s.
“Uhm, I ordered a cheese pizza.”
“Well too bad,” The employee says as they drop 30 kilograms of lobster onto the table, instantly shattering it.
“That’ll be 400,000 dollars.”
"What is this?"
"It's a guy making pizzas in a game and essentially doing free QA for the developers to see if he can break it"
"oh"
One Aussie pizza shop causes lobsters to be fished to extinction
High Gain Culture Makes no sense but I love it.
animation nation
The pizza shop is Australian because it’s in Sydney
@@wrench4976 its really not that hard to understand
r/whoooosh
@@wrench4976 lol if you were trying to joke you're not very good at it
When you crave pizza but the only pizza in town is full of lobsters
Gray I'm allergic to shellfish, you cruel monster
I'll take seven, please
Man Gray.
Way to be shellfish
Gray's shellfishness is gonna kill us all in more ways than one.
Is he catering?
ME TOO
Hahaha nice one
I like how he says hes allergic then says "ill take 7 please"
Wow still less expensive then Domino's
You're damn right!! It kills me to see people paying $50 for two large specialties and a breadtwist because they're too dumb to use a coupon
pIZza DiLiVeRy
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 wall mart pizza tastes waaaaaaay difference
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 Or spend $8 on Pizza Hut?
Is Domino's really that expensive in the US ? 2 Large pizzas and Chickenitos is like 20 € in France
Imagine trying to get a reservation there, they only sell one pizza a day
K so I’m new to this channel I thought I found a guy who would play a game legitimately
Oh boy was I wrong
And oh boy how I love it
yeah, welcome to psychopath land
@@plant7371 The best land ever
@@plant7371 **consumes ramen**
That was your first mistake
Welcome to life's biggest mistake
That moment when you watch Pixels eat ~850kg of Caviar and still can walk out the door under their own power.
What did it look like I had a heart attack just looking at it
@f7f8e392704bb9 Sodium poisoning? I think you literally couldn't fill your stomach. I suppose it all depends on how fast you plan to eat this "pizza"
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 The laws of physics are not permitted on this channel
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Yes but no
• 1 SHUT UP GRANDMA NOBODY WANTS YOUR STUPID JOJOS CONQUEST REFERENCES
Me: goes to restaurant to buy a pepperoni pizza.
*recieves a giant platter of lobster*
*gets charged 100K*
*surprised pikachu face*
*dies*
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@@Biggest_subhuman obesity
I would just sue them
I could just imagine that situation..
"Honey, you haven't looked at my face in months. What's wrong?"
Gray: "I couldn't sell a pizza for a million bucks in pizza connection 3."
Well, $380,800 pizza shud be enuf to at least look her in her boobs
yes
As a Sydneyian, I can confirm people will pay $100,000 for pizza with a live snake on it.
Sydneysider. People from Sydney are Sydneysiders
@@cityraildude I think the Sydneyian would know what they're called /j
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I am from Sydney. I think I would know what we're called
I can imagine alternate universe mr beast: *TRYING THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PIZZA*
"Put your life in danger, we got pizzas to sell" I love that he says this like its the most normal thing ever
The two ways to play games:
The Right Way
*The Gray Way*
Are you saying the gray way is wrong?
How dare you
*Alpharad Way*
Jupiter's Godzilla I have not watched that guy for so long I forgot about him
@@gunexpert1631 not sure if I'm wooshing myself here, but that's actually a quote from Gray himself
Morgan ! What is?
seeing this on my recommendations tab, reminded me to get my pizza out of the oven, i am now enjoying my pizza without paying 999 gazillion dollars for it.
haha
cheapskate
Hey Gray, the ocean called. They're running out of lobster.
Just use spiders instead. I hear they're massive in Australia.
I'm amazed that Gray finds these absolutely mind blowing games that I've never heard of before and they're absolutely entertaining
1:52 when the pizza dough is sus
"The pizza is aggressive" - Jimmy Neutron
Just another day in the Nutron household.
Lmao, just the thought of guy with a shovel just.... shoveling all this cavier onto one pizza... MORE... WE NEED MORE CAVIER.
As long as there's bread on the bottom, it's a pizza right? Despite the mountain of cavier on top of it.
It normally has some sauce and cheese on it
If you fold a pizza you get a sandwich
Forget student loans, we have a whole new problem, pizza loans.
8:47
*Big Shot*
"I can afford this pizza."
Stefan M. lmao underrated comment
“I can afford this” -the monopoly man
Gray: I sold a pizza for 380k
MrBeast: Oh hello there...
Gray : so what brings you to the pizzeria
Me : the carnivorous plants
Looks like you served gunpowder pizza, lol.
It's definitely going to *explode* in your mouth.
That sounds fire!
This pizza sounds so bomb
I made a exploding pizza box in a pixely game out of that pizza
That sounds like a West of Loathing food item.
I love it when the resturant owners decide to raise the price of the food I ordered by 400% while I'm waiting for me meal.
This is how lobsters got extinct
" get ready for finger day pizza, lady."
*Demonetized*
"The only thing I'm really good at is breaking stuff. That, and, uh, prununcicating things correctly."
My new fave quote lol
Gray, if you want to have a more expensive pizza, either
1. Add more lobster
or
2. Add A LOT of gold
Gray "hahaha we just made 6k"
Me: wait so you're not gonna talk about the 666 there?
Hey
how are they carrying around 300 grand on them everyday?
Hey man when you want pizza you want pizza
The supply boys are only a one time use so why not put as much as you can
They are gonna be thrown in the pizza sauce anyways
The pizza mascot went to his cocoon to hibernate and eventually will ascend to his final form
A lobster restaurant serving on pizza plates? GENIUS. Them prices though. Guess hyperinflation took its toll. Lmfao
Alright, so here I am, watching a video about a pizza, while eating pizza, while also being a pizza. I understand my destiny.
If you're a pizza, does that mean the oven is your final -solution- destination?
@@blacktigerpaw1 I love being baked 👌
Cannibalism: *ON*
Not nearly as bad as the person who bought 2 pizzas for 52.8 million US dollars worth of bitcoin at today's prices.
if lobsters haven't gone extinct yet, count on Gray to ensure they do.
Gray seems to have the power to try his hardest to lose at a game or just ruin it yet somehow doing better than people who take forever making strategies he’s like throw everyone in a hole filled with lava ... congrats now everyone is the worlds most skilled smelters making swords worth millions just for the handle
Leave it to gray to relieve the customers of their money in any way possible. Awesome dude 😂
*looks at normal menu*
gray:the pizzas 65$ jessuse
*looks at other items on menu that are 590$*
I'll take a snake Pizza. Snake tastes good
Are u Australian?
@@miloszwandycz8815 nope
@@brycevo Then how u know?
@@miloszwandycz8815 because I've eaten Snake. Snakes populate most of the world, only excluding very cold areas like Antarctica, and distant islands like Hawaii and Ireland
@@brycevo the more you know
Pizzas are now 380k $ !
Wadda deal!
Inflation skyrockets by 10 000% !
Larry the lobster wants to: *Know your location*
Why the hell would he do that
@@borntowinnowpc1300 He doesn't want to be turned into Arm Day Pizza.
BorntowinNow PC to square up obviously
I've just been binge watching your videos for the past few days and I'm glad I found your channel. You're hilarious, I wouldn't have watched anything about these games if it wasn't for you. Thanks for the awesome content!
Whats the best way
The gray way
1:29 this is the saddest image I've seen in my life
A moment of silence for the entire lobster species as they have gone extinct...to a lone, madman of a pizza tycoon...known as Gray.
Gray: * make an almost 400k pizza*
Mrbeast: I'll take your entire stock
1:58 oh my god its everywhere i cant escape from this hell
waiter: what shall you have?
me: I'll have lobster special
waiter: okay that's 1 large lobster special pizza your total is $90000 how would you like to pay?
me: YES
*places dough, unloads dump truck of lobsters* enjoy
You didn’t break software inc Grey. Do it!
"Wahat do you think im paying you for run across the street put your life in danger" -gray
Nothing like taking out a mortgage whenever you want to order a pizza.
Gray make a pizza with 10 kilograms of everything on it and call it the gods stomach
Video: about pizza
A random ass ad: so... you like pizza
The pizza topping I like the most is 24 karat gold foil.
" Hey bro thats go get a slice of pizza. "
" Yesterday I had a $500,000 dollar pizza that was brought to the table
by the robo loader operated by ripley from the movie Aliens because
the pizza is so massive. The table itself is made from reinforced concrete
it took me about a month to it it but it was very tasty."
" Bro that sounds greats. Lets do it. "
The gray way is always the best way.
You're walking through town in the midst of a foggy night. You had just finished working overtime and you're as exhausted as ever. Waddling passed the local pizzaria you see a tent, not too big, but you can hear snoring coming from it. As you tiptoe closer to investigate, the snoring becomes more vigorous. Your heart is beating rapidly as you reach your hand over towards the zipper and yank it. The snoring comes to a stop. Suddenly, the roof of the tent tears apart and a giant hulking figure in the shape of a tomato arises from the ruined fabric with dead-looking eyes and grasping a rusty shovel tightly, uttering a loud but muffled "PIZZA PIZZA!" You scream and sprint into the distance, never looking back. The next day, the tent is gone and never to be seen again.
Gray definitely has enough Pizza experience
The pizzas aren’t “radiating ash” they’re smoking.
I laughed when you called the Pizza Peel a Shovel 😂 keep up the amazing work !!!!
Gray: I sold a pizza at the price of a lamborghini
Gray in other video: I sold a lamborghini at the price of a private island
Welcome to Grays Pizzeria! The only place where you can't come back for two reasons;
1 You have to get your stomach sugicaly removed because of all the ash and,
2 you spent all your money on one pizza. Now you are poor
Congrats!
Only Gray can say: "Boom, we ruined their entire lives." and sound vaguely normal
Pretty sure no human can lift that pizza for arm day
2:10 10Kg pizza !?? Cannot stop laughing lol
BTW: In software inc. you can make billions not just millions
The Game Breaker why make billions when you can make millions 🤔
"Put your life in danger. We got pizzas to sell."
That. That describes this whole channel.
Gray has started the MASS exciction of LOBSTERS
R.I.P. for the custy lobsters
0:28 , Love that sound effect
5:35
First things first,
fool the humans into thinking you're real
"alright so we're back with the only game where you can become a millionaire by selling pizzas made out of live snakes"- Gray 2019
when grey is at 1million subs n you were here since below 10k im so proud of you grey :)
at least the water bottle to that 380k$ pizza was free.
How to gain like 30 pounds
Eat grays pizza
Your profile pic looks like it regrets making that decision. Eating at Gray's pizzaria. 😅😂😂
Did you mean *300000* pounds?
no you won't gain any pounds because by the time you're done *YOU'RE DONE*
Maybe I've had too much to drink, but I legit LOL'd a number of times in this video. Typically I'm a stone-hearted statue, but this genuinely got me to react and laugh.
U should use frisbees instead of the pizza dough.
0:46 this is true. Everything is overpriced and we have so many snakes it sounds like the right thing to do
You should put everything on a pizza
Everything x10000000
"Why's there a tapeworm in my pizza?"
I'm not into gaming any longer, but Gray trips me out. I can't help but to watch his vids.
dude your humor is just fantastic! keep on!! ;D
They sit down, get something that looks like it came from hell's basement, and decided to eat it. They thought it was some joke until they saw the bill and realized how screwed they were.
The fact that the game lets you do this indicators the creators want or expect you to do this. Why else would you have lobster or caviar available at a pizza place?
I would totally try a lobster pizza, but a 10 kilo pizza . . . going to need a family reunion lol.
1:48
*S U S*
guys...they're everywhere...the among us can't be stopped. 1:55
arm day pizza sounds like something the government has a contingency plan for
When Gray made an even better, more expensive version of Chuckie Cheese 👌
there's a pizza establishment in portland oregon a few years ago that created a pizza with a blend of 101 cheeses that was sold by the slice for charity
Scott Mantooth I'm not sure if it's changed or not but Baker City Oregon sells the largest pizza in Oregon
@@767KirbyLord i've heard of that on...at least it was over ten years ago...by now they could have increased the size of the pizza by four if they only baked part of the pizza at one time
"my finger's about to have an aneurysm"
omg xD
The lobster was actually food for poor people until one day someone decided it was for rich people. I think we just saw it happen in front of our eyes.
your waiters are the strongest waiters on earth just calmy carrying a 50kg pizza