HFY Sci-Fi Short Stories - This is what we do & One Punch (r/HFY TFOS# 818)

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  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 3 роки тому +215

    Then the Crew of The Jdf Saitama went back before the supermarket sales ended.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +20

      lol

    • @ChainBlue
      @ChainBlue 3 роки тому +6

      indeed

    • @sonicx059
      @sonicx059 3 роки тому +17

      I bursted out laughing across the house when I heard the ship name. Had rush back to make sure I heard right :D.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 роки тому +6

      Alas, debris from the dreadnought had taken out the supermarket.

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 2 роки тому +5

      logistics moment

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 роки тому +130

    The screaming awesome howl of ONE PUUUUNCH rang off in my head and made me bust out laughing

  • @asdrubaelvect8038
    @asdrubaelvect8038 3 роки тому +60

    OONNEEEEEE PUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @comradedima9791
    @comradedima9791 3 роки тому +45

    the jdf saitama PUNCH through the alien ship like it was nothing
    i'll see myself out

  • @komrade223
    @komrade223 3 роки тому +25

    Leave it to the JDF to make an antimatter powered gamma or X-ray laser. And then go "well it one shots anything so..."

  • @windaddyflex
    @windaddyflex 3 роки тому +82

    As a naval history enthusiast, it's fitting that any ship called the Warspite should shrug off damage and keep fighting.

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +3

      Please ellaborate.

    • @windaddyflex
      @windaddyflex 3 роки тому +18

      @@bobsterclause342 the HMS Warspite was a Queen Elizabeth class battleship that took part in both world wars, took a hell of a beating at Jutland (WW1) and survived, and in WW2 took a lot more damage and never sunk. The channel Drachinifel does a really good quick history of the ship.

    • @testaklese
      @testaklese 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing. I'll never stop being angry at the English for scrapping her.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 3 роки тому +9

      @@windaddyflex it's also worth noting Warspite had a habit of losing steering mid battle, which caused it to on several occasions move into positions to protect other ships by taking a beating meant for them, or let her gain tactical advantages. Could argue she was like the Tardis, she didn't always take you were you wanted to go, but always took you were you needed to go.
      As for damage taken, she also took the first ever hit from a guided missile, shrugged it off, and went back into action. And when she was finally decommissioned and sent for scrapping (the biggest travesty in royal navy history) she was having none of it, broke her tow lines, ran aground, and when they tried to refloat her, beat up several commercial tugs with her pure mass, nearly sinking them. In the end she was the largest maritime salvage operation in British waters ever.

    • @windaddyflex
      @windaddyflex 3 роки тому +5

      @@cgi2002If I remember correctly, the rudder problems were from a hit taken at Jutland, she was definitely a tough old ship. Not to mention she obliterated several German destroyers after dodging torpedos at point black range, and snuck up to an Italian battle group and blew the hull out of several cruisers. And had the longest recorded naval shell hit in history on an Italian battleship. I forget which one

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 3 роки тому +14

    Ah yes, humanity erasing rude aliens from existence. A classic theme.

  • @matthewbrasel2737
    @matthewbrasel2737 3 роки тому +27

    Lol, a "smooth, domed, torpedo"

  • @chadman3881
    @chadman3881 3 роки тому +31

    the second one got me dude. ONE PuuuuuuuNCH!!!!

  • @nomus1172
    @nomus1172 3 роки тому +18

    It's bargain day at the supermarket!!!

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 3 роки тому +26

    Aliens in space so the JDF fought(sauce Gate)

    • @SCP-ii9xc
      @SCP-ii9xc 3 роки тому +2

      Lol 😂😂😂 i wonder what alien Rory would be like 🙊🙉🙈

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 2 роки тому

      logistics moment

  • @drewahrens3141
    @drewahrens3141 3 роки тому +25

    I laughed really hard at the second story.

  • @badbloodkiller3471
    @badbloodkiller3471 3 роки тому +26

    The JDF Saitama has to live up to the name, it'd be an utter disappointment, otherwise.

  • @saxevagebarstad1310
    @saxevagebarstad1310 2 роки тому +1

    In the second story when the Human ship attacked and he described the damage, my first thought was "Well Damn".

  • @juletid99
    @juletid99 3 роки тому +8

    Ah yes. HMS Warspite. The Grand Old Lady herself.
    What a majestic piece of naval engineering. A damn shame what they did to Her.

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 роки тому

      Laughs in American ship Museums we have one similar

    • @yellabeezy669
      @yellabeezy669 2 роки тому +1

      @@gmailquinn R.I.P. Enterprise cv-6

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому

      @@gmailquinn Yawns in Canadian. Read up on the War of 1812.

  • @allanfitz3535
    @allanfitz3535 3 роки тому +5

    One punch. Should have known what to expect. Put a smile on my face at the end.

  • @bad-ideas5090
    @bad-ideas5090 2 роки тому +3

    story 1. Humans. Damage control experts.
    story 2. of course the Japanese would do something like this.

  • @ChainBlue
    @ChainBlue 3 роки тому +13

    I had fun writing it

  • @oldnwise
    @oldnwise Рік тому

    When I heard that the ship was yellow... well, after they mentioned it was the JDF Saitama, my laughter was heard two apartments around.

  • @kalebcrafts4338
    @kalebcrafts4338 3 роки тому +6

    I guess the JDF has space ships now ha.

  • @appachaihoppachai1246
    @appachaihoppachai1246 3 роки тому +8

    ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

  • @najroe
    @najroe Рік тому

    for the AlGoRiIThM. the very powerful AlGoRiIThM

  • @johnowen9349
    @johnowen9349 3 роки тому +4

    Japanese Defense Force!

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 роки тому +2

    "Red and Yellow kills a fellow, while Red and Black saves Jack."
    My question is: Was the red touching the black or the yellow?

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +6

    only one blast? not again... :-[

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +4

    What does the JDF pull out when there is a real threat?

    • @joseas1518
      @joseas1518 Рік тому

      What would there be to be classified a real threat?

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +2

    Roflmnfao... Serious Punch!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Рік тому

    It's what we do.
    OUCH!!!

  • @missedlegends5221
    @missedlegends5221 3 роки тому +2

    Love this

  • @joseas1518
    @joseas1518 Рік тому

    1. For many. We don't like bullies. 2. Transmission received from jdf Saitama sir. Enemy met. Enemy done. Give me a challenge next time. We are getting bored up here.

  • @mr.beauregard8419
    @mr.beauregard8419 3 роки тому +1

    For the almighty algorithm

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому

    For the Squerril

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 3 роки тому

      To please the algorithm is all

  • @blackspell666
    @blackspell666 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +1

    F.T.A

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +1

    Jdf saitama.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 2 роки тому

    79th, 5 February 2023

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm