From a mechanical engineering and an IT background, 2 things you don't want to hear from your work colleagues, "Bored now" and "Ooops", these things are true!
They forgot to mention that an upward nod can also be a challenge, usually when the one who does the nodding, thinks they are superior to the other in someway shape or form
Nods really are a language all their own. Everything from direction, speed, angle, number of nods, and any additional minuature flourishes can change the meaning. Combine it with various facial expression or changes of expressions and the number of meanings and the information conveyed increases exponentially. Add overall body language and you can have entire silent conversations. "Hello, friend." "Hello, friend, it's good to see you." "Hello, friend, something unfortunate has happened and I'm sad." "I acknowledge your presence but wish for you to not speak to me." "Wanna fuck?" "Wanna fuck?~" "Wanna fight?" "Wanna fight, punk?" "I feel not a single molecule of respect for you and wish for you to be thoroughly informed of that fact." "I believe you are insane and will back away slowly as to not trigger a potentially violent reaction from you." "You are an idiot."
German Engineers are the horsemen of the apocalypse even to other engineers.. their 'toys' always work perfectly, but they break easily and no one, besides another german engineer, knows how to fix the damn thing.
WELCOME BACK, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Happy Easter! Story 1: Humans are Space Gnomes Story 2: Body language, it's a complicated yet simple thing.
As a Future Mining Engineer I have to say, I'm a Overly Happy when it comes to explosives. I love when my calculations Go BOOOM ! Exploding rocks are the best part of the work.
You forgot the Angry Engineer, the kind of engineer with a grudge towards something or someone. These are THE MOST dangerous kind humanity has ever conceived.
Glad to see you back! Listen, I don't want to put any stress on you. Make sure you heal up, but I wanted to say that I do hope you continue with Vitmori's story.
I don't normally read, nor listen to Audio Books, but i continuously come back here to listen to the stories that you end up reading, very entertaining and great for getting work done in the process
"It can likely collapse local spacetime into an inverted singularity." So basically a quasar bomb. Humans... confusing EVERYONE with our odd body language that we don't even always understand.
So good to see you back Mentalgent 😉. The algorithm has been very frustrating with all the AI hellscape's/mashups 😢🤯😭. Stay well, we need more of your narratives 🙏👍🎊
Im a construction worker, and we have to deal with plans and drawings created by engineers on a daily basis. I just want to let you know that there is a universal distatste for engineers. They dont account for reality in their figureings, and they are definitely overpaid 😊
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They forgot Combat Engineers. They tend to solve problems with explosives and the humans have to write rules of war when they get bored.
Be wary of the Sea-Bees they will steal your shit.
We take them as suggestions, not rules. Never found a problem that a sufficient amount of C4 can't solve 😊
"Listen, Buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems."
Maxim 24: any sufficiently advanced technology is indistingishable from a big gun.
@@jamesquick5854
Maxim 44: if it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entenching tool.
Oh good, you're healed and stuff. I was geting tired of all those ai channels that popped up while you were out of comission.
A.I. sucks for fiction!
It's weird how many AI sci-fi channels showed up over the last two weeks.
I got the same thing. Loved how some of the AIs mispronounced some of the words. 😂
Agro makes it fun... puts his own energy into it.
It's not HFY if a robot reads it!
You and apparently those folks as well. Me too.
From a mechanical engineering and an IT background, 2 things you don't want to hear from your work colleagues, "Bored now" and "Ooops", these things are true!
Also "hold my beer" or "them's fighting words"
I can vouch for the ooops 👍
Aw, but "bored now" is usually when the interesting stuff happens! Some of my best work happened after saying those two words!
@@nightrunnerxm393Captain Renolds: Define interesting.
Walsh: Oh god, oh god we are all going to die.
"Oh shit!"?
They forgot to mention that an upward nod can also be a challenge, usually when the one who does the nodding, thinks they are superior to the other in someway shape or form
Beckoning an inferior to approach, with an upward nod, while displaying dominance over them by exposing your throat to them without fear
Nods really are a language all their own. Everything from direction, speed, angle, number of nods, and any additional minuature flourishes can change the meaning. Combine it with various facial expression or changes of expressions and the number of meanings and the information conveyed increases exponentially. Add overall body language and you can have entire silent conversations.
"Hello, friend."
"Hello, friend, it's good to see you."
"Hello, friend, something unfortunate has happened and I'm sad."
"I acknowledge your presence but wish for you to not speak to me."
"Wanna fuck?"
"Wanna fuck?~"
"Wanna fight?"
"Wanna fight, punk?"
"I feel not a single molecule of respect for you and wish for you to be thoroughly informed of that fact."
"I believe you are insane and will back away slowly as to not trigger a potentially violent reaction from you."
"You are an idiot."
German Engineers must be like the horsemen of the apocalypse to the aliens in the first story.
German Engineers are the horsemen of the apocalypse even to other engineers.. their 'toys' always work perfectly, but they break easily and no one, besides another german engineer, knows how to fix the damn thing.
Perhaps, but in that case, I think that a British Boffin, tinkering in his shed, must be akin to a Cosmic Horror to those aliens.
@@TallboyDave Those are just two sides of the same coin :)
Creators and Optimizers.
Drunken Aussie Engineer.
The great return of Agro Squirrel, may the hoards of soulless AI HFY channels tremble in fear!
I like that spifflemonk find himself in another story
WELCOME BACK, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Happy Easter!
Story 1: Humans are Space Gnomes
Story 2: Body language, it's a complicated yet simple thing.
For the Algorithm
"aww sh*t here we go again" LETS FECKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
For DA SKWERL and his Nest! Welcome home Agro.
Although I was missing a lot fewer socks
As a Future Mining Engineer I have to say, I'm a Overly Happy when it comes to explosives. I love when my calculations Go BOOOM ! Exploding rocks are the best part of the work.
The Squirly Narrator blesses us with his melodious tones once again
Heaven forbid two engineers nod to each other. If that happens that quadrant of the galaxy is likely to soon vaporize.
For Da Skwerl may the nest grow large and comfy
Nice to have you back in the game. I was getting “Squirrelly… “
Thanks for finging these stories and your excellent narrations!
For the Algorithm!
For the Authors!
For the Narrator!
For the Beard!
For Recovery!
You forgot the Angry Engineer, the kind of engineer with a grudge towards something or someone. These are THE MOST dangerous kind humanity has ever conceived.
Welcome back. Human voice reading stories.
Side note if you see a human engineer with duct tape on his belt, you have the full legal permission of the council to panic.
Great to hear your dulcet tones again, my feed was flooded with ai hfy stories that can’t compete with the agro squirrel. Hope you’re healing well.
Good to hear you again. Glad you are healed up.
I've missed that jacket and the stories it tells ;)
I am GLAD to see you back !
Welcome back!!! Glad you are better.
The man, the myth, the legend has returned! Woo!
Long Live the Squirrel!
Bravo Sir Encore! Good to see you back on form Agro.
Wait, I need to top up my glass of whiskey.
Congratulations on the recovery Agro
Great to hear your reading again!
So wonderful to hear you narrate a story once more. Have missed your voice telling us such wonderous tales.
Welcome back Master Skwerl! As an engineer, I approve of story #1! LOL!!!
So very glad you're back Agro it was getting boring! I am so glad everything went will for! WITH ENERGY!!
Story 1: Ah yes, the most divine type of Holy Terran.
So nice to still see a human reading these stories. I watch sci-fi and creepy stories and so many are just ai its getting beyond annoying>.>
You do indeed sound much better, and less strained. I'm very glad for you!
Glad to see you back! Listen, I don't want to put any stress on you. Make sure you heal up, but I wanted to say that I do hope you continue with Vitmori's story.
The man,the legend,he back
I don't normally read, nor listen to Audio Books, but i continuously come back here to listen to the stories that you end up reading, very entertaining and great for getting work done in the process
Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Welcome back, its good you hear your voice again.
never expected a callback to spiffelmonk
Hahaha a spifflemonk reference. Love this one already
It's good to hear your voice again.
Congratulations with the recovery. It’s great to hear you read again.
Loved watching you do this live and now seeing the finished product.
Welcome back great one
Glad you're back.
So good to see you back. We missed you. Don't push it. One from you, regularly, is better than 2 or 3 with damage to your continuity.
Glad to see you're back
The nod is rather true. It can show direction as well.
Ah i love these cause instead of a fire alarm station colonys etc probably have a human engineer alarm the engineer has finished an tinkering project
Yes your back and i hope your doing well. Miss your stories
Great to have you back, take care and the world will remain in orbit.
Welcome back.
HES BACK RAAAAHHHHH
'As a human i 💯 % approve of this article'! - Space Bounty Hunter Bandai
Great job! Great story! Take care of yourself and that golden voice! 😉
🎶Look who's back, back again? Agro's back, tell a friend 🎶
Thanks for the story mate, good to hear you doing new stories 😊
Well. Glad you're feeling a bit better. Hopefully the recovery continues and this wasn't too straining
Welcome back, it's good to hear you again.
Now that you're back, let's get you workin' on 200K!!
Congratulations on returning. You are one of the originals, show those AI’s who the real narrator is.!!!
"It can likely collapse local spacetime into an inverted singularity." So basically a quasar bomb.
Humans... confusing EVERYONE with our odd body language that we don't even always understand.
Happy Easter and welcome back! Your narration is as smooth as ever.
the squirrel is baaack!!! hope your voice is okay :3
Human engineers really do just be a video game character at max level
So good to see you back Mentalgent 😉. The algorithm has been very frustrating with all the AI hellscape's/mashups 😢🤯😭.
Stay well, we need more of your narratives 🙏👍🎊
Welcome back. It's good to see you're feeling better.
Good to see you back. Hope all is well.
SO glad you're back!
Return of the king!
Prophet re-recruited 99% complete
For the Agro-rythm!
so glad to have you back
Happy to see you back.
You're back!!!
Love the Spifflemonk refference
Welcome back❤😊
Welcome back!
Welcome back
Welcome back ❤ it as fun to watch how you do your magic
Welcome back glad to your all better
So glad you're back.
Sounding great!
I'm so glad you're better. I missed you so much.
For the Algorithm
He's back.....!
Thank goodness you are back!
Amazing to hear that you’ve recovered well!
Love the stories. Especially the Nod story~
All hail the healed and fully functional Squirrel. Welcome back.
(Studying mechanical engineer here)
When an engineer says "uh oh", there's almost guaranteed to be a catastrophic disaster!
Hey welcome back m8 Good to see you again
glad you are back
6:08 - 8:12 nice, Factorio reference.
I´m listening to stories read by you, while playing Krastorio. Then i hear this story and start laughing. Perfect match.
A nod upward can also mean: "What the F do you want?" or "Let's go"
Glad you are doing well and I am glad you are back 🎉😂
Im a construction worker, and we have to deal with plans and drawings created by engineers on a daily basis. I just want to let you know that there is a universal distatste for engineers. They dont account for reality in their figureings, and they are definitely overpaid 😊
Welcome Back!
glad your back and doing better
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Welcome back