Big Girls Are Beautiful, But This Ain't It - Lavell Crawford

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 960

  • @rayneozier
    @rayneozier 3 роки тому +715

    “Ass out the back like it’s working security” 😂 I’ma have to use that one.

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 3 роки тому +643

    “Multiplication section.” DAMN‼️😹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EHope-ws7oq
    @EHope-ws7oq 3 роки тому +703

    He is one of the funniest comedians, ever!!!!!

  • @standup3686
    @standup3686 3 роки тому +397

    Killed it with the multiplication section 😂😂😂🔥🔥

    • @ewandric
      @ewandric 3 роки тому +11

      Yes, he did. That riff was a kill!

    • @blest2478910
      @blest2478910 2 роки тому +3

      “I hollered!!!!”😂🤣🤣😂💀💀

    • @lisbeth6911
      @lisbeth6911 9 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lql1094
    @lql1094 3 роки тому +388

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Yo' stomach in the penitentiary.
    Keyword "HALT!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acikawu-tang5178
    @acikawu-tang5178 3 роки тому +256

    "you always want a man around, you gotta a man that's round and around" LMFAO hahahaha 🤣🤣

  • @DarkKnightofHeaven
    @DarkKnightofHeaven 3 роки тому +379

    "They need a multiplication section"
    Damn, Lavell hitting that girl below the belt around her belly button 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @karm42yn
      @karm42yn 3 роки тому +10

      That can be very well below the knee.

    • @bobsburgers1556
      @bobsburgers1556 3 роки тому +2

      Lol. Bruhhhh.

    • @markola
      @markola 2 роки тому +1

      Her “2nd” belly button! Lol

    • @mariaddubkg531
      @mariaddubkg531 8 місяців тому

      💀🤣!!

  • @LuvBugs822
    @LuvBugs822 2 роки тому +70

    I'm a plus size lady myself. I ALWAYS SAY, "Just because they make it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it"! 🙂

  • @JRBONDABEATS
    @JRBONDABEATS 3 роки тому +210

    Lavell Crawford a damn fool lmfao dude a old soul, its like you can hear the red foxes, and Bernie macs, and Richy and all legends of the past in his style, dude an OG of comedy,

  • @ms.council
    @ms.council 3 роки тому +414

    Facts are facts there's to many stores that sale plus size clothes that look good on us big girls so there's no excuses 😁🤷🏾‍♀️😘

    • @queentinadoire6931
      @queentinadoire6931 3 роки тому +43

      I know right. We can still look gorgeous if we wear the right size.

    • @bodaciousbethany0
      @bodaciousbethany0 3 роки тому +4

      Sale? Or sail?

    • @5thHouseProductions
      @5thHouseProductions 3 роки тому +14

      @@bodaciousbethany0 Sell

    • @JustinSmithPYRO
      @JustinSmithPYRO 3 роки тому +14

      There ain't nothin wrong with a big girl. My wife is a big girl and she look damn good and beautiful. Personally i don't like skinny girls. I always was afraid of breaking them.

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 3 роки тому +4

      @@JustinSmithPYRO Man that last sentence, cracks me up everytime because I feel the exact same time.

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 роки тому +220

    "Key word Halt" 🤣🤣. He speaking the truth tho. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @natecody3305
      @natecody3305 3 роки тому +4

      I lost it when he said that

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X 3 роки тому +2

      @@natecody3305 fareals tho .

  • @neddings5
    @neddings5 3 роки тому +73

    I’m sorry y’all but this had me crying... especially when he said the halter top part... I couldn’t breathe...😭😭😭

  • @ridinrancher9443
    @ridinrancher9443 3 роки тому +528

    Moral of the story don’t interrupt a comedian set. You asking to get roasted and shamed. 🤦‍♀️

  • @melissaholland2734
    @melissaholland2734 3 роки тому +1350

    As a big woman I ABSOLUTELY agree with him. Some things a big woman should NEVER wear 😂😂

    • @melissaholland2734
      @melissaholland2734 3 роки тому +63

      @@angelannaprophecywatcher4239 . Yeah you're right but trust me it's not easy. I'm trying to lose for my health first and foremost.

    • @chevybrother6945
      @chevybrother6945 3 роки тому +30

      @@melissaholland2734 it's not easy. Thin people don't understand. Just lose it. Ok 👍

    • @melissaholland2734
      @melissaholland2734 3 роки тому +11

      @@TheForcesWrath Thank you❤

    • @ShaunHensley
      @ShaunHensley 3 роки тому +27

      Mike Remillard Not all fit people have it easy. Some are fit because they changed their whole lives

    • @melissaholland2734
      @melissaholland2734 3 роки тому +6

      @@chevybrother6945 Thanks ❤

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 3 роки тому +49

    He’s truly a great comedian

  • @tokyoblur24
    @tokyoblur24 3 роки тому +41

    This man been killing people with laughter for as long as I can remember 😂

    • @DreamsInBlue
      @DreamsInBlue 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, I been watching him since that play "Friends and Lovers." He is hilarious!

  • @tahesiahill2545
    @tahesiahill2545 3 роки тому +62

    I died when he said that's when he stepped in😹

  • @jd802og4
    @jd802og4 3 роки тому +1851

    He has lost a lot of weight

    • @keiko909
      @keiko909 3 роки тому +77

      it's like he was starved of someones cawwnbreead lol

    • @chnikki
      @chnikki 3 роки тому +97

      IKR! I'm not used to seeing him with a chin

    • @evonwilliams7502
      @evonwilliams7502 3 роки тому +24

      Yes so true he did

    • @germainerucker9414
      @germainerucker9414 3 роки тому +68

      Right now all he gotta do is lift and bruh gone be a monster

    • @Grav3s07
      @Grav3s07 3 роки тому +49

      Happy 4 him🤟

  • @kevinbaeyens7753
    @kevinbaeyens7753 3 роки тому +704

    "You don't need legging, you need assings"
    Underestimated comment.

  • @caramelkisses8396
    @caramelkisses8396 3 роки тому +189

    Its true you have to dress for your size and you can still look beautiful

    • @Mr.Rosesright_now
      @Mr.Rosesright_now 3 роки тому

      @UA-cam Is A Punk 😂😂😂😂

    • @EL-kf8nq
      @EL-kf8nq 3 роки тому

      @UA-cam Is A Punk omg!! effin hilarious comment

    • @leahanderson30
      @leahanderson30 3 роки тому +2

      Someone need tell lizzo that she's beautiful but what she keeps doing is unnecessary

    • @leahanderson30
      @leahanderson30 3 роки тому +3

      I hate to say that about her but she must be around people who's not honest with her I pray she gets real help

  • @henriettaparks586
    @henriettaparks586 3 роки тому +25

    LAVELL STILL HAS IT!! FUNNY AS EVER!! HES LOOKING, HEALTHIER!!! AND HANDSOME!! YOU DOING IT MANNN!!!

  • @thomascollins4325
    @thomascollins4325 3 роки тому +28

    "They need a multiplication section!"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @twalrus1
    @twalrus1 3 роки тому +298

    Big girl goes into Victoria's Secret and asks where the teddies are. Girl at the counter says, "You need the grizzles. They're in the back of the store."

  • @yreasony
    @yreasony 3 роки тому +74

    "They may have a PLUS section....but when i look at you, they need a MULTIPLICATION section"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Ooooh chile.....lmbo on this one!!

    • @crownedmelaninqueen
      @crownedmelaninqueen 3 роки тому +4

      She should have stayed seated ! Never try to clown a comedian... they will ALWAYS win !

  • @gato7290
    @gato7290 3 роки тому +234

    Forever 42 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

  • @mycatisabastard2361
    @mycatisabastard2361 3 роки тому +7

    "Forever 42 is down the street" frickin slayed me!

  • @omargoodnesssake
    @omargoodnesssake 3 роки тому +257

    “The National President of Big Girls” 🤣

    • @tracyweaver6291
      @tracyweaver6291 3 роки тому +3

      👏👏👏🤣

    • @TheCouncilOfTheBros
      @TheCouncilOfTheBros 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gravellane150
      @gravellane150 3 роки тому

      TIL: Lavell Crawford lost some weight with a little money and now his sets are bashing the only women that would pay attention to him if he didn’t have money. Well a little money... burnt pinhead from Puppet Master lookin’...

    • @RstGamingReviews
      @RstGamingReviews 3 роки тому

      @@gravellane150 That's just what people do. People love attention at times.

    • @BreahRobinson
      @BreahRobinson 3 роки тому

      @@gravellane150 okay colorist

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 3 роки тому +110

    Big girls look good in things that would never look good on me! Just different curves. Just cuz you can doesn’t mean you should and that goes for EVERYONE 😂

  • @Twonne1
    @Twonne1 3 роки тому +49

    Any video with with Lavell Crawford name on it should get an automatic thumbs up, because he is ALWAYS so funny.

  • @bridgettthomas258
    @bridgettthomas258 3 роки тому +24

    I have always loved me some LaVell put some respect on it good to see him I'm still laughing at his mama taking him to the store 🤣 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Suntan38
    @Suntan38 3 роки тому +21

    As a big girl, this slayed me!! 🤣😅🤣😅 ha. I'm crying

  • @Slycooper14
    @Slycooper14 3 роки тому +14

    "Halt" put that back on the rack!" i'm weak!

  • @chrislloyd7249
    @chrislloyd7249 3 роки тому +15

    Still funny. But his stories, years ago when he first broke, about growin up in his mamas house and goin to the grocery store, those will forever be what i remember him for. Classic😭😭😭

  • @MagenRaquel
    @MagenRaquel 3 роки тому +30

    "Forever 42 down the street" I feel so attacked lmao

  • @joyh2224
    @joyh2224 3 роки тому +41

    Naw a multiplication section. 😆 🤣 😂

  • @dak7399
    @dak7399 3 роки тому +684

    No big women should be wearing leggings that you can see thru. Just because it comes in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it.
    And I'm a big girl.

    • @evonwilliams7502
      @evonwilliams7502 3 роки тому +22

      Thank you

    • @dak7399
      @dak7399 3 роки тому +3

      @@evonwilliams7502 you are welcome

    • @kee-keewyatt29
      @kee-keewyatt29 3 роки тому +76

      Nobody should

    • @lovingme1st973
      @lovingme1st973 3 роки тому +17

      @@kee-keewyatt29 Thank You

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 3 роки тому +93

      None of us need to be wearing see through leggings and I’m fit af.

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 3 роки тому +22

    You knlw he's spitting straight facts when [CC] isn't even an option.

  • @flokifloki2176
    @flokifloki2176 3 роки тому +150

    I like it when he said "mumbleslurmumblemumbleslurslur"

    • @kickerpunter
      @kickerpunter 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I understand less than half of what he's saying.

    • @yourmomsayswashyourhands5423
      @yourmomsayswashyourhands5423 3 роки тому +13

      I understand him. But I can see how some others cant.

    • @tammiehilliard7526
      @tammiehilliard7526 3 роки тому

      Uhhhrrmmuhhrr...SHIT!
      Hilarious!! He do it in every comedy performance!!

  • @Spaceysgurl
    @Spaceysgurl 3 роки тому +30

    "You telling me I can get a Big Mac for a $1? Do tell." 🤔

  • @Jon1LAW
    @Jon1LAW 3 роки тому +40

    The snort😂😂

  • @Bongolesizwe
    @Bongolesizwe 3 роки тому +52

    Wow🙌🏾He’s lost sooo much weight and looking great! And funny as ever 😂🤣🤣

  • @KatinakittykatPatterson
    @KatinakittykatPatterson 3 роки тому +7

    I just about died when he said "oh yeah? so what they got a Plus size section, you need to go on over to the Multiplication size section... LMBO!!! He is soooooo good and at the same time, unfortunately soooo daggone underrated but I LOVE HIM MAN ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL!!

  • @fuinrock8346
    @fuinrock8346 3 роки тому +14

    Hilarious. Christmas day not feeling well this brought a smile to my face thanks

  • @patriciacannon1829
    @patriciacannon1829 2 роки тому +3

    Lavell is soooo underated!!! I think he is the greatest comedian of our time. He can make me laugh on my worse day!

  • @feg7474
    @feg7474 3 роки тому +2

    He is one of the best comedians. He is real n straight to the point. That is why i never get tired of watching his shows.

  • @nightrider5109
    @nightrider5109 3 роки тому +69

    Lavell you great ! I love that leather You lost a lot of weight great ! We need you God bless 🙏!

  • @josephcrotty9553
    @josephcrotty9553 3 роки тому +8

    Man this was funny af.... but nothing aint never gonna touch that "DoWn bY tHe LakE" skit, that shit had me crying for real lol.

  • @nellswazo6260
    @nellswazo6260 3 роки тому +1

    He is simply the best

  • @painsenpai01
    @painsenpai01 3 роки тому +8

    "Multiplication section"? Nah i'm dead 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @andreastanton2590
    @andreastanton2590 3 роки тому +2

    OMG!!! "They may have a plus section but when I look at you...they need a multiplication section." 😲😳🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ceds.9592
    @ceds.9592 3 роки тому +5

    He is hands down, since I was like 6 years old watching BET at night, my favorite male comedian.

  • @orneryokinawan4529
    @orneryokinawan4529 3 роки тому +3

    Lol I almost needed a translator. I'm dying about the belly button belt 😂💀⚰ forever 42.

  • @NarrowPathDiaries
    @NarrowPathDiaries 3 роки тому +24

    I remember a time when fat girls wore jeans & skinny girls wore leggings, now it’s the exact opposite!

  • @keenbaker-dias1137
    @keenbaker-dias1137 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣😭😭😭a multiplication section🤣🤣🤣

  • @kflowers1267
    @kflowers1267 3 роки тому +51

    Oh some definitely needed to hear that. 😂😁😸

  • @ghostsintheforum
    @ghostsintheforum 3 роки тому +22

    Lavell keeps looking better all the time. So glad he was able to get his health under control. If only guys like Ralphie May and John Pinette could have done the same.

    • @todo8328
      @todo8328 3 роки тому +4

      & Patrice O’Neal, R.I.P.

  • @wealitytvproduction4617
    @wealitytvproduction4617 3 роки тому +7

    Absolute comedy genius - hilarious!

  • @ogeenext
    @ogeenext 3 роки тому +35

    Stomach in a penitentiary 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donnaryland9976
    @donnaryland9976 2 роки тому +3

    This man is so funny and it’s always on point with the way he early feels !!! LQQking good Lavell!!!!

  • @Monolithic1m
    @Monolithic1m 3 роки тому +4

    This is "FOREVER 21" "FOREVER 42" is down the street.
    That put me in the ground right there.

  • @chriskidder6673
    @chriskidder6673 3 роки тому +16

    Thank you for the great comedy

  • @pameladurham1847
    @pameladurham1847 2 роки тому

    Lavelle is CRAZEEEE. He has the BEST JOKES EEEEEVER. And he LOST WEIGHT!!! YOU go Lavelle!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @LittleMissSunshine721
    @LittleMissSunshine721 3 роки тому +3

    Lavelle looks amazing! I haven’t seen him in a long time.

  • @jdrizal1176
    @jdrizal1176 3 роки тому +1

    Oh shit I got a tear in my eye over this guy!!

  • @BigCountry03
    @BigCountry03 3 роки тому +17

    My boy Is the G.O.AT.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shanithanichols6808
    @shanithanichols6808 3 роки тому +1

    Lovin LaVell Always!!!

  • @ladydimitrescu4746
    @ladydimitrescu4746 3 роки тому +5

    Lavell Crawford, Dave Chappelle, and Chris Rock give off the same energy, and I love that.

  • @iEndGrave
    @iEndGrave 3 роки тому

    "ass out the back like it's working security" 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀⚰️⚰️

  • @wally6914
    @wally6914 3 роки тому +3

    Netflix... Please give this Man a special.

  • @MzDeez
    @MzDeez 3 роки тому +2

    When he said "that chain belt make yo stomach look like it's in da penitentiary"......I just LOST IT...I'M WEAK OVA HEAHHH. He's one of the most natural funniest comedians out there..and that snort-laugh is his trademark too. Keep'em coming bruh. Keep'em coming. 👌

  • @jasonburke8657
    @jasonburke8657 3 роки тому +5

    Lavell is such a refreshing Comedian👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @johnbutler5650
    @johnbutler5650 3 роки тому

    I love Lovell Crawford!

  • @PincheBeto_Bass
    @PincheBeto_Bass 3 роки тому +20

    Lavell lost a shitload of weight! I remember when I saw him reprise his role in better call Saul I was shook. Look at him in breaking bad

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 3 роки тому +1

      "Are ya' happy, Huell?"
      *"Reas'na'blee."*
      😂😂😂😂

  • @garwoof4053
    @garwoof4053 2 роки тому +1

    WOW WOW....LC ... KEEPING IT REAL AND REAL FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.
    THATS AS GOOD AS IT GETS💘💘💣💯

  • @fitzgivesfits1
    @fitzgivesfits1 3 роки тому +4

    Lavell, you're looking good brother.

  • @lizzyyork
    @lizzyyork 9 місяців тому +2

    Forever 42 is down the street lol! 😂😂😂

  • @mo_muscle3513
    @mo_muscle3513 3 роки тому +7

    Savage ...🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @lifejazz1
    @lifejazz1 2 роки тому +1

    He is the funniest of this generation of comedians.

  • @hernansilva_
    @hernansilva_ 3 роки тому +2

    I knew the multiplication joke was coming, I KNEW IT, I knew it would be somewhat funny, but his voice and style made it 100 times funnier. I'm in tears 😂🤣

    • @GeronFletcher
      @GeronFletcher 11 місяців тому +1

      I wish I saw when he said it in the show earlier in the day off the cuff. I’m sure the whole crowd was on the floor dying lol

  • @christopherray3626
    @christopherray3626 3 роки тому

    A multiplication section! He is dead wrong for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🤣🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joe_S.
    @Joe_S. 3 роки тому +7

    Wow. I haven’t seen him in a while. He lost a ton of weight. Good for him. Congrats, Lavell!

  • @jakemartin4305
    @jakemartin4305 3 роки тому +2

    I love how he thinks lmfao 🤣😂💀

  • @tanyasawyer59
    @tanyasawyer59 3 роки тому +22

    Gotta Luv Him....Sooooo Funny

  • @shawnadoll1017
    @shawnadoll1017 3 роки тому +2

    Wow! He looks amazing. Go ahead brother

  • @ewandric
    @ewandric 3 роки тому +27

    Lavelle Crawford is the son of Robin Harris! He picks up the mantle of the People's Common Man Comic and reps it well.

  • @shellielharrisjr9371
    @shellielharrisjr9371 2 роки тому +1

    He said U don't need leggings U need Assers ...That Soooo Very Hilariously Funny😀😀😀😀😀🙏.

  • @willd2620
    @willd2620 3 роки тому +18

    Best in the game!!!!!!!! Along with Katt

  • @MrTurtluv
    @MrTurtluv 3 роки тому

    I love this guy!!!

  • @leticiacombs6877
    @leticiacombs6877 3 роки тому +4

    As a big woman I agree with this. Dress to enhance your beauty. You don't have to have on too small/tight or form fitting clothes to be beautiful.

  • @ogbranbran8062
    @ogbranbran8062 3 роки тому +1

    Lavell Crawford he go hard in real life..this man is to funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 3 роки тому +3

    What a beast. Good on him losing all that weight 👏👏👏

  • @charlesharris6966
    @charlesharris6966 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for speaking up for the BIG folks who have friends that will not tell you the truth. What kind of friend are you? Friends don't let Friends wear stuff that is three sizes too small.

  • @everydaypeople4855
    @everydaypeople4855 3 роки тому +83

    He lost a lot of weight.

  • @neldadon
    @neldadon 9 місяців тому +1

    😂real comedy 👍🫡💪✊️

  • @emangamer1729
    @emangamer1729 3 роки тому +6

    Rey: "I'm Rey Skywalker"
    Me: 2:04

  • @AR-nk8sy
    @AR-nk8sy 3 роки тому +1

    He looks great! And still funny☺ Happy for you Lavell

  • @Rodrasroom
    @Rodrasroom 3 роки тому +23

    Wow he lost so much weight!!!

  • @sugarcaneplain2097
    @sugarcaneplain2097 3 роки тому +1

    Look at him!!! Looking good!!!

  • @jenniferballet3398
    @jenniferballet3398 3 роки тому +4

    Yo that was hilarious 👍❤

  • @MzPCollins
    @MzPCollins 3 роки тому +1

    Man he looks really good... I love him 😍 funny as hell