@@GregGoesAllIn not gonna be teeny tiny for long. There’s definitely a big audience and a lot of material to work with in this area and you’re a funny dude.
This is a horrible line! See the problem with his aggresive straight play pre- wet river is that he didn't make the maximum fish and chips. Any youtube comments poker pro would know that you have to bluff strattle the pre-fap, so that the HighCut and the Jackoff call home from the bottom of the skeet range and take a rubber bullet to the quad. This way you can rake in those sweet sweet Gregory Dollars. It's this god-tier combination of strategy and intuition that has made me blow through my life savings twice at micro-stakes, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.
This is now my #1 favorite comment on a poker video ever. 😂😂😂 This tops "One time Doug told me to check, raise or fold, and I've been doing these things in poker ever since" Doug: "My work here is done"
My girl has gotten into poker lately and is always asking for the terminology to be explained. I can’t wait to show her this video, so good man, great work!!
How have more people not seen this. I absolutely died laughing. I can imagine people who don't know poker watching this and understanding it about as well as they do VLOGGERS like Neeme and such.
Omfg that actually made me laugh out loud! I have mates who dont play poker and when they hear me talk poker they must hear this. So good. Earned a sub
@@GregGoesAllIn i think your gonna blow up dude. Your shit is legit funny. It takes alot for me to actually 'laugh out loud' and you made me do that several times. Thanks.
Thank you for the funny video! You’re giving Brad Owen a run for his money in the laughs department. Side note, it’s super cool that your girlfriend plays and helps with your videos! I played poker consistently for 13 years and could never find a good woman who was that cool with it.
LMFAO...... pure gold. Yes I know as I watch this it was only uploaded 11 days ago but DANG.....deserves at least a million views ! Hopefully it will go somewhat viral.
This is fantastic.! Totally sounded like Brad Owen 🤣. All that was needed was one of those commentary lines “a hand like that would send you back to therapy”...
How do you think I feel... I was raised Mormon and haven’t played a real game in my life... I’ve also never had someone sit down and tell me all the rules or terms for the different positions. I like poker but 75% of me is watching for the personality.
The ACCURACY, THOUGH!! The Quiggities, LoLz! I also like watching Brad Owen. That ending with the nuts and coffee, OMG, I'm DEAD!!! Bwahhhhahhhhaaaa. Side note, I actually got into poker because of the jargon. I love linguistics and I once watched some friends play. They were speaking English, but I couldn't understand them. I was FASCINATED. I did some research, found out that top pros were regularly cashing big tourneys. I wanted to know why and the rest is history. Now, I'm a pretty decent player. :-)
"I think he's been smoking some marijuana because he's now pot committed."
🤣
honestly the best line of the vid for me lol coming from a stoner/poker reg so that was 5 star
I died at that part
that was so good
I don't know how no one cracked that joke before
this one made me fall out of my chair.
Can confirm - can’t tell the difference between this and a real poker vlog.
Plot twist : this was a real poker vlog
underrated comment :D
Niiiiiick!!! 😂
The badly drawn on beard is the tip off.
Thoroughly enjoyed.
ANDREW NEEME STOP IT. YOU DID NOT JUST COMMENT ON MY TEENY TINY CHANNEL.
*star struck*
@@GregGoesAllIn not gonna be teeny tiny for long. There’s definitely a big audience and a lot of material to work with in this area and you’re a funny dude.
@@Shshshshshhshhs Aw thanks, Noah! That's so nice!
@@GregGoesAllIn Of course, try to feature your cat as much as you can too. Everybody loves pets.
If Brad Owen doesn't add quiggedies into his vernacular I'm unsubbing.
He already have
Lmao, I think he has used it once...
how to play quiggedies tho !
Vernacular 👹
I love the shout out to @BradOwen for the quiggities
I only watch brad owens so I don't know if this dude sounds like most vloggers but definitely sounded like brad the whole way
Brad just looked up from his 6 piece McJiggidies meal and side of fishdonk.
Don't forget that Brad Owen is the biggest poker UA-cam channel. He is Daniel Negreanu.
YES
This is a horrible line! See the problem with his aggresive straight play pre- wet river is that he didn't make the maximum fish and chips. Any youtube comments poker pro would know that you have to bluff strattle the pre-fap, so that the HighCut and the Jackoff call home from the bottom of the skeet range and take a rubber bullet to the quad. This way you can rake in those sweet sweet Gregory Dollars. It's this god-tier combination of strategy and intuition that has made me blow through my life savings twice at micro-stakes, so I definitely know what I'm talking about.
hahahahahaha premium youtube comment. love it.
Last sentence is a masterpiece lmaoo
This is now my #1 favorite comment on a poker video ever. 😂😂😂
This tops "One time Doug told me to check, raise or fold, and I've been doing these things in poker ever since"
Doug: "My work here is done"
This comment made me wet before the river. Once in a lifetime.
You win the internet 🤣
I don't know why but the part when he says " he checked me out so now I'm going to check them out back" gets me every time 😂🤣
and for someone who doesn't play it would make sense to them because they at least know that poker goes something like that xD
i rewatched the last 15 seconds like 10x hahaha
degens really do love hearing "nuts"
😂
"The flip flop comes" lmfao
This is the poker content we need. This is so real. Nailed it man, Great work
Thanks Duncan! Leave a sub for more degen humor. 🔥
“Pride colors” instead of rainbow 😂😂
Lol first time I heard “bright colours” and thought that’s a bit random but after reading this comment it makes much more sense 😂
i enjoyed this
Hi Asian Andy. I'm Asian Greg. Thanks for the comment! Leave a sub for more degen memes
@@GregGoesAllIn dude.. Asian Andy is a legend.. youre officially based and poker pilled 👊
I'm actually mind blown Asian andy commented on this. That's like getting gold on reddit
Why am i seeing you everywhere
@@GregGoesAllIn Wait... if you're Asian Greg... then.... WHOS THAT?! >.>
😂 this was amazing. Showed my girl and she couldn’t tell the difference between this and brad Owens vlog 😆
this is the greatest compliment you could've given me
"The next card is brought to you by the letter A"
Lost.
and found. don't leave me channel ever again you hear me.
Hahah A+
if only I graded this well in school.
@@GregGoesAllIn lol clearly
Damn I thought of you when I watch this rdp the real degenerate
@@GregGoesAllIn ok so please do DePaulo winning a trillion dollars accidentally on video poker lol
parkour
Holy crap I'm so glad I found this channel before it blows up.
blows up in flames, that is. Thank you.
@@GregGoesAllIn I belive it's coming you just started getting recommended to me constantly lol you pleased the algorithm
@@davidbirkes7308 that’s honestly so nice to hear!Thanks for letting me know!
@GregGoesAllIn it blew up, didn't it 😊
the last card is a wet one, that's why we call it the river
oh shit wolfgangs here what up my guy
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. So good man!
Thanks Jordan you is a real one
"A means it hits his home on the range" 💀💀🤣🤣
As someone who just started binge watching brad Owen and has never played poker in my life I can confirm. I just like seeing people win money
if you like seeing people win money you've come to the wrong channel 🐟
"Pick up the hijack on the button and limp bluff pre" is so fucking gold
*Cutoff the hijack
I love how you are so aggressively straight in poker
Lmao “my home, home on the range”
My girl has gotten into poker lately and is always asking for the terminology to be explained. I can’t wait to show her this video, so good man, great work!!
I'm glad! This should explain everything very clearly to her. Thanks for the comment and sub my fellow filthy degen
"or other parasitic insect" had me dead
Dude 😂😂😂 10/10 video
OMG I don't think I've EVER laughed so hard at a youtube video in my life. ***STANDING OVATION*** Liked. Subscribed. Belled.
***bow*** thank you sir
That's EXACTLY what they sounded like to me before I knew anything about poker. Well done. Subscribed immediately.
Thank you!
Dat pot committed and shoving the nuts on the coffee comments, lol
I love it that’s exactly how my mom hears it she like : « why are you watching people who keep saying the words Nuts Wet 🤣 »
This is hilarious 😂😂😂 never thought about it like this. Some of my friends are clueless when it comes to some poker terms
show them this video it'll all make sense
Is no one gonna mention the fact that the old man literally snaps xD
gold star for observation
“Quiggities” 😂😂😂😂😂😂Brav-fucking-O.
The "old man" raises to 5 chips and you only put in 4.
Other than that thanks for the laugh. Quiggities is going into my vocabulary lmao.
Shh don’t expose my angle shoots
Never heard something so accurate.
The ending had me dying please keep it up man can't wait to see some more content
aw multiple comments? Thanks my guy
No Brad Owen was hurt in this video.
That was priceless. Honestly, most of the vlogs sound like that to us poker nerds as well. But we still watch them.
My girlfriend who overhears when I watch couldn't tell the difference
6 seconds in and quiggities is killing me
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
aw thx alex
"The next card is brought to you by the letter A." 😂😂😂
I don't get it
Should’ve titled it brad Owen if he took meth before sitting down at the table
''Aggressively straight'' My new favorite line.
Ok, this is fking hilarious. Subbed on your last upload and I'm glad I did. :)
How have more people not seen this. I absolutely died laughing. I can imagine people who don't know poker watching this and understanding it about as well as they do VLOGGERS like Neeme and such.
The most rewarding part has been viewers telling me they’ve been showing to to their friends who don’t play and them not knowing the difference 😂
Awesome!!! “pocket quiggities”
Omfg that actually made me laugh out loud! I have mates who dont play poker and when they hear me talk poker they must hear this.
So good. Earned a sub
thanks for the sub and comments, ghost!!
@@GregGoesAllIn i think your gonna blow up dude. Your shit is legit funny.
It takes alot for me to actually 'laugh out loud' and you made me do that several times. Thanks.
When your plan to triple lie-back slide into the river comes together!
"I have a chance to gutshot this villain in the nuts!" 🤣🤣😂😂
Give an oscar to the girl! Perfect OMC. The disguise, the expression of an upside down smile 👏bravo, bravo
laughing more at this than I should or expected :DDDDD legit rofl
Hahahaha brilliant
spot on analysis. it never hurts to balance your preflop limp-bluff range especially into the 2nd nuts
It fucking hurts , Its so funny
thx fellow degen. sorry to hear you can't degen tonight. :(
So good dude I've laughed to myself like 8 times today of Quiggidies
If it wasn’t for Charlie’s tweet I would have never found this channel. Funniest poker Video in history.
Hi! Welcome! Who’s this Charlie to whom I owe my thanks?
@@GregGoesAllIn Charlie Carrel
twitter.com/charlie_carrel/status/1349114719643250688?s=21
Oh wow Charlie carrel ! Thank you I don’t have Twitter I wouldn’t have known!
@@GregGoesAllIn so now every pro will get to know you. As seen in the comments you already have some „famous“ fans 😉
Laughed so loud at the pot committed joke. lmfao
Hilarious man hahahaha
You are friggin' hilarious! Love your poker takes!
Quigities 😂
Aggressively straight in poker I’m FUCKING DEAD.
dub
Ay
I laughed harder at this than anything I’ve seen in at least a year! 🤣
aw thx randy
Thank you for the funny video! You’re giving Brad Owen a run for his money in the laughs department.
Side note, it’s super cool that your girlfriend plays and helps with your videos! I played poker consistently for 13 years and could never find a good woman who was that cool with it.
Love the humour hope your channel grows
thanks isaac your comment and sub go a long way
always been disappointed by the lack of poker memes, great work so far!
yeah the more of these I make the more I realize there's a vacant space for poker memes here on youtube. thanks for the support!
This is comedic gold bro
This is absolutely hysterical dude omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
That felt like about 5 minutes of references squeezed into 1:18. IMPRESSIVE! LOL
" the bigger blind dude folds " haha
LMFAO...... pure gold. Yes I know as I watch this it was only uploaded 11 days ago but DANG.....deserves at least a million views ! Hopefully it will go somewhat viral.
This is fantastic.! Totally sounded like Brad Owen 🤣. All that was needed was one of those commentary lines “a hand like that would send you back to therapy”...
I haven’t laughed at a poker video out loud before. Well done.
That was hilarious. I hope you have more
This is the most I've laughed in 10 months. Thank you!
yeah it's been a sad 10 months eh
I didnt expect to be laughing this hard when i clicked. Take my like, my sub, and my share.
This is surprisingly accurate...
Like.... EXTREMELY accurate! Haha XD
The flip flop comes 😂
Goat content, hope this gets recommended to all of UA-cam 5 years from now.
ay thanks for the nice comment and the sub mate.
@@GregGoesAllIn Woah there hold the cart. I'll only sub after I clean you HU NLH 0.01/0.02 scrub
@@Chakkaly wait a second you’ll sub me if you take like $2 from me ? bra have you seen how I play I can’t afford $2
@@GregGoesAllIn Me neither, I would buy in for 25 BB
@@Chakkaly how bout we just toss a coin or something. Winner can keep the coin.
I can't... quiggities, lost my shit and continue to piss my pants throughout the whole video. thanks for that.
the next card is brought to you by the letter A
all of this is absolute comedy gold lol i love it
Hey Jacob you’re gold welcome to the channel hope you stick around
@@GregGoesAllIn definitely
i love the limp bluff pre 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the third video of yours I've watched tonight and you are SO FUNNY dude. I can't stop laughing. I'm subbed.
Bryyyce you is a real one
How do you think I feel... I was raised Mormon and haven’t played a real game in my life... I’ve also never had someone sit down and tell me all the rules or terms for the different positions. I like poker but 75% of me is watching for the personality.
poker-playing mormons, now THAT is the kind of diversity I like to see in my viewership
I watched this four times in the past three days and I'm laughing harder each time.
aw thanks for the views comment and sub lance you da best
Part 2 was even better.
Matt! You're back! Thanks.
You are actually a genius. I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂
Every time I see this pop up in my feed I say, “...limp, bluff, pre.” and then precede to watch it.
Hahaha glad to add new terminology to your poker vernacular. Make sure you use it on the felt to confuse your villains.
@@GregGoesAllIn Great. Now I have to watch it.
"Home home on the range"
Beautiful
why is no one talking about the hilarious amount of innuendo in this video?? im dead
Legendary creativity my guy. Much respect ✊🏾😭😹😹💯
The ACCURACY, THOUGH!! The Quiggities, LoLz! I also like watching Brad Owen. That ending with the nuts and coffee, OMG, I'm DEAD!!! Bwahhhhahhhhaaaa.
Side note, I actually got into poker because of the jargon. I love linguistics and I once watched some friends play. They were speaking English, but I couldn't understand them. I was FASCINATED. I did some research, found out that top pros were regularly cashing big tourneys. I wanted to know why and the rest is history. Now, I'm a pretty decent player. :-)
Omg this is freaking HILARIOUS 😂 bravo I love it
The next card is brought to you by the letter A.
Pure genius I am dying almost as much as I’m cracking up at the very real beard of the opponent
neither of us can grow facial hair :(
Good lord I laughed way more than I probably should have at this !
I've watched his five times now, and only now did I spot the literal snap.
First 10 seconds i was over it, then it mutated into becoming hilarious.
that's how i do - set expectations low, and then slightly exceed them. thanks for the comment and sub blaire
“T-J-Poop pride colors”
Lol. Too funny
This is so niche and I’m living for it
ay thanks for finding my little niche ashton welcome to the channel
Quigities😂😂😂 this is great stuff 😂