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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 308

  • @ChenteYdrach
    @ChenteYdrach 5 років тому +34

    Guam jokes start at 2:43:00 aprox.

  • @bobholland9924
    @bobholland9924 4 роки тому +1

    This was a great show guys I watch this from 3 a.m. what a way to wake up wake and bake with a bunch of comedians.

  • @JacobSherwood
    @JacobSherwood 5 місяців тому

    watching this in 2024.. there was JUST an eclipse and Bert is skinny again

  • @Maligator89
    @Maligator89 4 роки тому +1

    Made it only 30 min I could not take the breathing right into the mic.

  • @scrambledlegs423
    @scrambledlegs423 5 місяців тому

    May I ask why they posted highlights from a 6 year old episode

  • @keithreinbolt159
    @keithreinbolt159 2 роки тому +1

    Adam don’t know how to smoke,..
    Toke it hold it, don’t just blow it away

  • @mastergwaha
    @mastergwaha Рік тому

    adams mic is too loud i want to hear bret and brad :-(

  • @kevinkoger5749
    @kevinkoger5749 6 років тому +78

    I thought two and a half men ended awhile ago.

  • @jimrustles9607
    @jimrustles9607 6 років тому +10

    The perspective is throwing me off lmao Brad looks like a giant little person and Bert looks like a little regular person. The jew just looks like a jew.

  • @MrGreenthumb1000
    @MrGreenthumb1000 7 років тому +27

    I couldn't listen through Adam chewing directly into the goddamn mic. Manners yo

    • @brennansistrunk4259
      @brennansistrunk4259 6 років тому +2

      MrGreenthumb1000 bruhhh the fucking smacking and breathing in the mic is killllliinnggggg me

    • @IanDirtySouth615
      @IanDirtySouth615 6 років тому +2

      still true 9 months later

    • @HanSoloxcs
      @HanSoloxcs 5 років тому

      Work on that ADD.

    • @jensejense
      @jensejense 4 роки тому

      @@IanDirtySouth615 still a virgin 2 years later

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 3 роки тому

      ok bye

  • @BumbleGrundle
    @BumbleGrundle 7 років тому +38

    Audio levels are so bad. I really wanted to listen because these guys are funny, but Adam Ray was way loader than you 2 guys.
    Use headphones dude.

    • @phantascy1213
      @phantascy1213 7 років тому

      your right his voice is louder but usually lower quality speakers and headphones might get shitty if there too much low end/lack of control on the mids/highs.
      im on ATH-M50x and these are budget stereo headphones.

    • @Smileyson58
      @Smileyson58 7 років тому +1

      Jason Blazes Berts mic doesn't even sound on

    • @justinwells9163
      @justinwells9163 6 років тому +1

      You can't even spell louder, so you're opinion is irrelevant.

  • @robertruiz98
    @robertruiz98 3 роки тому +1

    Anne Frank and Helen Keller were both played in movies and on TV by the same actress that's why everybody confuses them

  • @recklezz1407
    @recklezz1407 4 роки тому +1

    How many people switched the podcast because breathing in the mic ?

  • @meaganlovell8255
    @meaganlovell8255 5 місяців тому +1

    Adam's makeup 😂 keeps getting darker throughout this cracking me the hell up!!! But Brad has to tell the car jokes on stage!! That shit killed 😂😂❤❤ Bert.. love you man but u cut everyone off n end up talking about yourself.. kind of need to like rotate the convos.. like u do one then switch it up.. stop using I.. try to use we instead it includes other people

  • @matthewambrose4956
    @matthewambrose4956 5 років тому +8

    I fought a Dalmatian, literally the funniest SHITTTTTTTTT I have heard today!!!!!!!!!!! Brad Rocks!!!!!!!!!

  • @aust_barrett
    @aust_barrett 4 роки тому +4

    Lmao no edit on the end and shit really just says “Title” and “subtitle”😂

  • @kargauth
    @kargauth 7 років тому +4

    Awesome podcast Bert! I've started listening to ALN. Thanks for introducing me to this.
    Guam if you want to!

  • @Tvalfager
    @Tvalfager 4 роки тому +2

    The perspective makes the dwarven Brad Williams look bigger than Bert!

  • @acemannw
    @acemannw 7 років тому +6

    Best part of this pod is the best last hour. The guys are drunk, high and so damn funny.

  • @TommyJ710
    @TommyJ710 7 років тому +2

    The Guam songs are so funny dude I will never be able to listen any of those songs to same. I wanna Guam is going to be stuck in my head for weeks I can already tell good shit

  • @stjohnfraser8197
    @stjohnfraser8197 5 років тому +2

    Who is mouth breathing into the mic??

    • @MotherLoveGaming
      @MotherLoveGaming 5 років тому +1

      its Adam and its the reason I turned it off

  • @awordfword8266
    @awordfword8266 5 років тому +3

    I figured this would be a short episode.

  • @JOaaronSH1
    @JOaaronSH1 5 років тому +1

    What’s up with the audio....fn Adam is so much louder, sounds like the mic is in his damn throat

  • @deang5386
    @deang5386 4 роки тому +1

    15mins in realizes the the podcast is almost 4 hours....wtf

  • @alexjohnson5512
    @alexjohnson5512 5 років тому +1

    Love Adam Ray but he got dressed in the dark on this day. Either that or he had plans to ball with his boys after his meeting with his agent.

  • @fnomore333
    @fnomore333 Рік тому +1

    Why have I never watched this?!
    Hilarious..
    Much love from Texas 💓💓

  • @alec2293
    @alec2293 3 роки тому +25

    Bert you're helping me alot in this dark rut I've been in... You just make me laugh and help silence my dark thoughts... Thanks Bert

    • @viper100200
      @viper100200 3 роки тому +6

      Ugh, Bert is the worst. That's probably why you got in the dark place to begin with.

    • @phillipoliverholtz9226
      @phillipoliverholtz9226 3 роки тому +1

      @@viper100200 why would he thank the one that put him there ? you tried to parlay an insult into a joke, Bert won that round, try again ?

    • @dgwdgw3693
      @dgwdgw3693 2 роки тому

      So some UA-cam comedian that you don’t know, and he doesn’t know you. But he changed your life? Jesus time to get back to reality. Go see some mental help

  • @RadicalWraith
    @RadicalWraith 5 років тому +1

    Anyone else get here from Something's burning?

  • @kenmagarino3947
    @kenmagarino3947 5 років тому +1

    What a hang

  • @maggalo6metalholicninja362
    @maggalo6metalholicninja362 3 роки тому +6

    Any movie that bert would make I'd watch

  • @zacharyrempel1526
    @zacharyrempel1526 4 місяці тому

    I can relate to having had confused helen keller and anne frank for A LONNNNG TIME. Wasnt until one of the "Clerks" movies made fun of Randal for the same thing, so it must be somewhat common to mix them up lol.

  • @zacharyrempel1526
    @zacharyrempel1526 4 місяці тому

    Funny im watching this now in 2024 after another major solar eclipse and i seen TONS of people watch the eclipse with their naked eyes. It was crazy. But no one went blind..

  • @hapaharley1706
    @hapaharley1706 7 років тому +1

    Wtf man, you had some great guests on lately, Stanhope, Dan Soder, Big J/ Luis J Gomez, Callen, Titus, where's the videos?

  • @jcalahanp
    @jcalahanp 7 років тому +6

    Why do I feel doing the machine story in Russia might be a bad idea

  • @DigsRetro
    @DigsRetro 3 роки тому

    I saw Harland Williams at the Orlando Improv because he had funny bits in the past. All he did was crowd work. It was bullshit and lazy, not funny at all. Like we haven't heard a million tourist and theme park jokes before. Crowd work sucks. Judah Friedlander, that's all he does on his Zoom shows too.

  • @Tsmanriquez21
    @Tsmanriquez21 7 років тому +21

    I want to see the movie " Bert's Mom's House " starring Bert and Tom

    • @jeffreytopnick4710
      @jeffreytopnick4710 2 роки тому +1

      So nice to find this episode and comment, now there is 2B1C and the next person's comment after this is about Bart making a movie

  • @nessialder5083
    @nessialder5083 2 роки тому

    Is bert completely aloof to how funny everything this comic whom I didn't before this is?? But nows a doooo?? Him not laughing at him is feelin sorta weird cuz he's killin it and also voice is like butta...recognize.

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 роки тому +1

    This Adam guy is so much louder in the mix than Bert and Brad. They need to fix their mixing issues.

  • @justismitchell1532
    @justismitchell1532 7 років тому

    Combos Nachos... Try originals Pringles Nachos. High as fuck on dabs. Best idea I've ever had!!!

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    My bad wannabe Popo's that's what you call an informant if you do the crime you do the time then they get mad when they try to set you up get you locked up and turn around and try to Rob your s*** I'm like do Legit to Quit I'm a solid brick you ain't getting through this s***

  • @feuxyo4859
    @feuxyo4859 8 місяців тому

    I remember listening to this while weed whacking, I got stung by hornets around 20 times. Good memories though!

  • @tlcHI
    @tlcHI 2 роки тому

    Sorry Brad, but the flow of comedy from being hit multiple times by a car. That was too much. Glad you're fine. Bert come to Kauai!

  • @NeighborGatsy
    @NeighborGatsy 6 років тому +6

    They should animate Adam telling his Price is Right bit.

  • @NaturalProgressGames
    @NaturalProgressGames 7 років тому +7

    Great fucking episode!

  • @plasticfrank
    @plasticfrank 7 років тому +2

    Yes Adam and Brad MUST Master Blaster the wheel on The Price Is Right!

    • @jeffreytopnick4710
      @jeffreytopnick4710 2 роки тому

      Why has this not happened! Your comment needs to be seen!

  • @nicspaulding3684
    @nicspaulding3684 6 років тому +7

    I love how Bert was saying hey you should tell them to book me in Guam then an hour later he was talking about how horrible of a name Guam was and just shitting on it.. 😂

  • @Lolalee73
    @Lolalee73 2 роки тому

    Shot out to THEO VON !!! (This Past Weekend) Effing Love THEO !!! ❤

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    I can't die not even a bullet can gays me why do you think my name is Casper the bullet went right through me I'm behind you you ain't going to see me coming

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    S*** I can't even tell my story cuz my story is everybody story they tell my story better than I tell my story and most of it is all make-believe stories he say she say kind of s***

  • @KingManicHispanic
    @KingManicHispanic 5 років тому +11

    Tom: "Please tell me you're wearing pants?"
    Bert: 'looks under the covers' 😬 Don't look under the covers
    Tom: *moans* "get out dude"
    Bert: "can I borrow your blanket?"
    Tom "burn it! I don't want it anymore"

  • @moogajames
    @moogajames 2 роки тому

    Be a better host to your guests Bert. Get your guy an apple box for his feet and a back pillow. Cmon bro

  • @x_m3rcy_x800
    @x_m3rcy_x800 3 роки тому

    If I was a dwarf and got hit by a car I would have particular hid under so they thought they ran me over. Just to see their reaction when they saw my short ass.

  • @jbus9219
    @jbus9219 11 місяців тому

    F you Bert, for cutting off Adam and not letting his story be heard. That you wanted to hear.

  • @pikapool4926
    @pikapool4926 2 роки тому

    2 yrs late but i like how they fucked with people's perspectives by moving the coich back

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham7017 3 місяці тому

    Terrible podcast and UA-cam keeps recommending so I had to comment

  • @noahfalk233
    @noahfalk233 2 роки тому

    who is breating into the mic?!?!! ahhhhhhh! it was driving me crazy. great episode tho lol

  • @glom9995
    @glom9995 5 місяців тому

    I’m not the biggest fan of Bert, but this is a really good podcast.

  • @treywhite3840
    @treywhite3840 7 років тому +3

    I'll never forget going to Adams show in vegas higher than pelican pussy and he would not leave me alone because I was so obviously baked my anxiety was off the charts lmao but hilarious show besides the 15 panic attacks I went through.

  • @tagfat
    @tagfat 7 років тому +2

    Anyone got a link to the russian banditi photos?

  • @gregthompson9237
    @gregthompson9237 10 місяців тому

    🛑Favorite narcissistic line:
    "...I'm always thinkin about material because I'm a comic"

  • @Tweaky853
    @Tweaky853 7 років тому +1

    gwamtanamera

  • @Tynamite
    @Tynamite 6 років тому +1

    46:16 The Price is Right Story.

  • @thephilandrewscomedy
    @thephilandrewscomedy 2 місяці тому

    Bert talking about other comics making up outrageous stories is hilarious

  • @je__.
    @je__. 9 місяців тому

    little did bert know hes gonna have his own movie couple years later 43:00

  • @mattjenkins30
    @mattjenkins30 Рік тому

    Wow Adam ray learn how to tell a story! First two min you just told a story that every stoner has told at party.

  • @tommyrocker33
    @tommyrocker33 6 років тому +1

    "Asshole never thanked me, that's why I don't like gingers!" 😂

  • @bigpeeks4764
    @bigpeeks4764 7 років тому

    Brad Williams babysat the fuck outta his drink lmaoooo

  • @donnaviau8143
    @donnaviau8143 2 роки тому

    Why do you always fail to mention one of the greatest, George Carlin?

  • @mmariffraff1689
    @mmariffraff1689 5 років тому +4

    Another episode of "Bert talking about himself"!

  • @missboersma
    @missboersma 11 місяців тому

    First ever post and not sure how I’d like to react?!? 😬

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    F*** Folgers in My Cup I got Dunkin iced coffee in My Cup

  • @twistymcslide2
    @twistymcslide2 7 років тому

    you ever fed a dwarf after midnight . . . . . ? fucking Brad, man . .

  • @MaxJam684
    @MaxJam684 10 місяців тому

    The Chris Porter “Dad” bit, was incredible! Was it the “fuse box” or the “Justin Verlander” bit? Both made me laugh my ass off!

  • @macdzl
    @macdzl 7 років тому +3

    Needs more styrofoam cup

  • @JuiceTrax
    @JuiceTrax 7 років тому +9

    hahahaha these Guam songs lmfao

  • @Johnny1.0
    @Johnny1.0 2 роки тому

    Poor Brad can't sit back or his feet will stick straight out. Burt is cruel af for not giving him couch! 🤣

  • @acemannw
    @acemannw 7 років тому +5

    My favorite part of this video is how Brad's legs don't touch the ground.

    • @jeffreytopnick4710
      @jeffreytopnick4710 2 роки тому

      Hahaha, he is swinging his feet so much it makes it obvious, I can't stop looking at that

  • @jojoe3193
    @jojoe3193 2 роки тому

    15 min. In and already 5 commericals. Unbearable!!!

  • @jeffb6276
    @jeffb6276 4 роки тому

    holy shit bert you talking over your guests makes it hard to listen to

  • @drewduz
    @drewduz 7 років тому +7

    Almost 4hrs. Thought it be shorter .

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 років тому

      Drewthless Bert loves hearing himself talk

    • @Liecham
      @Liecham 5 років тому

      Ba dum tss

  • @jamesobrien1614
    @jamesobrien1614 6 років тому +2

    The heavy breathing and Adam chewing the ice made this video almost unwatchable. Bert and Brad definitely saved this podcast.

  • @acemannw
    @acemannw 7 років тому +2

    When Bert stated singing Christmas songs I spit my drink.. so funny

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 3 роки тому

      Bells palsy omg lol great bit

    • @gregthompson9237
      @gregthompson9237 10 місяців тому

      that's what you found 2B funny?
      What, ...the One thing ?

  • @Jeremy-vq5dg
    @Jeremy-vq5dg 5 місяців тому

    It’s crazy that dude is Dr. Phil lol

  • @jbus9219
    @jbus9219 11 місяців тому

    Brad always throwing up the wp on his leg.

  • @SoloAssassin45Clips
    @SoloAssassin45Clips 7 років тому +1

    Says hes gonna let them go an they talk for another hr😂😂

  • @VexxSpeedComics
    @VexxSpeedComics 3 роки тому

    Who the f*** is breathing in the mic so God damn hard

  • @KingSizePJ
    @KingSizePJ 7 років тому +1

    look at look who reads the comments and posted the video on time! thanks bert

  • @missboersma
    @missboersma 11 місяців тому

    Lord have mercy! Dying!😂

  • @joemama-er3dr
    @joemama-er3dr 3 роки тому +2

    Funny how the Machine Movie is a thing now after listening to Bert talk about wanting his own movie

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 2 роки тому

    stop it utube, how many thumbs down do i need to hit

  • @jamierollan355
    @jamierollan355 3 роки тому

    12 minutes in and already 5 ad breaks...

  • @Stabbbin
    @Stabbbin 7 років тому +5

    Brad Williams is the Bert Kreischer of midgets.

  • @peterbuckley1310
    @peterbuckley1310 7 років тому

    The latest podcast with the skanks and sal vulcano is great but Jay's mic has a pretty horrible echo. If bert's not going to equalize the audio himself he needs to get an audio engineer to do it.

  • @BrandiKaranovich
    @BrandiKaranovich 5 місяців тому

    When they started sing Guamadaus I almost peed!!! Now I’m doing it!

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    Who's the b**** in the relationship

  • @IgnatiusCheese
    @IgnatiusCheese 2 роки тому

    That guy on the right is the man

  • @twistymcslide2
    @twistymcslide2 7 років тому +2

    HEAVY BREATHING ......

    • @jamesobrien1614
      @jamesobrien1614 6 років тому

      The breathing and Adam chewing the ice made this podcast almost unwatchable

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki 2 роки тому

    lmfao underrated joke
    Bert - "it has lips"
    Adam-" so it doesnt talk?"
    bahahahahaha im crying

  • @voi907
    @voi907 7 років тому +4

    BERT: thank you for the close to simultaneous post of pod and vid!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
    Stoked to see you at Comedy Works in Denver!!

  • @robertcameron4838
    @robertcameron4838 2 роки тому

    If you're scared go to church