They don't make you a machine yes a government can filter your world view but soldiers who travel are some of the most beautiful human beings that you will ever meet luckily I never had to fight against soldiers I became friends with and in a high stress environment if you don't find ways to make it fun...safely you can snap I'm not saying go making thermite birthday cakes but nothing wrong with a spicy bonfire and some beers
Little story below. My dad used to be in the military. He used to get in minor trouble all the time for antics. During a training/practice drill one day(they were using paintball guns or something, I cant remember) his entire team got “killed” by the opposing team, and so my dad bolted up the stairs. He was chased, of course, but instead of surrendering, he threw himself out of the damn window. He was 2-3 stories up. He had already completed his airborne course, so he knew how to land+the adrenaline helped. He landed perfectly, rolled, and started screaming “IM ALIVE!! IM ALIVE, IM NOT DYING TODAY, IM ALIVE!!” among some curse words, then ran away from the building and went right past his commanding officers, who started yelling at him “GRAHAM..WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GRAHAM?? GET BACK HERE. GET OVER HERE. NOW!” I have many more stories of him.
USA: somersaults, just somersaults. Iraq: warm-up*❤ Germany: How we love bombs... Roland: I wanted to kill him, but it didn't work out. India: Sir, are you all right? Canada: This guy was the kind of guy who just loves life... Britain: I go to the kitchen at 3 a.m. to eat the sweets that are left for tomorrow. Russia: * just a background*
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
Die können nicht deswegen sterben sowas passiert zum Beispiel bei schlechter Lagerung aber diese Teile haben einen Drehzahlmesser oder ein Gerät das an einer bestimmten Höhe explodiert 😊
General: Load the cannonball Soldier: yes sir 😏😏 *grabs lotion and pulls down my pants* General: *SLAPS* not that type of cannonball Soldier: I'm a shower not a grower 😏📸📸
I mean the iraqi one was funny its like commander: one hundred jumping hops NOW The soldier:can you do it ?try it. The commander:hmph why is it too hard
You know, instead of having actual wars with killing and war crimes, we should just have a giant rave where soldiers engage in dance fights and let the world vote on who has the sickest moves and beats.
@@sempai267 So im Polish and that video went viral in Poland copule years ago and you can see some Polish words saying something like "sale" if you still dont belive me i can find the link to the video.
I love how they still have humor in the army like my dad was in the army and him and his friends used to drink small bottles of hot sauce and just chug them
They have a "minimum flight time before detonation" system built in so the thing wont blow up when dropping right out after the barrel. Its a safety mechanism for this very scenario, because youd never want to shoot something 1m away from you with a mortar for obvious reasons so the charges are designed to only be live after XYZ meters travelled/XYZ amount of time passed :D
I’ve seen the original video of Germany’s part! The round makes a little sound that can only be described as an underwater burp when it gets “shot” out of the mortar! It’s worth a watch
“The army is very serious”
The army:
Army is fun also :)
Frr
Lol 😂
Well not really Germany they failed
666 likes!!!
Plot twist: The American guy flipping out the plane was the pilot
Underrated LOL 💀
The co pilot:👁️👄👁️
@@Louthedronehe Japanese
69 likes
@@batlax18 101 now.
The backflip was the most American thing I’ve ever seen.🤣
Aber es war nicht das amerikanische Militär 😅
@@Lobbyhoe_kann_nicht_andersL-I it was the US Army, I've seen that video on the military channel.
HA- "do a flip!"
The russian dude looked so happy to get a drink 😂❤
Хахах да ему вообще хорошо
Its Polish man
@@nochybanieraczej2307Флаг России, причём тут Польша?
@@user-ty6ou8pc6qbo to Polak, wszedł do sklepu Biedronka z głośnikiem na plecach
@@user-ty6ou8pc6q возможно и поляк. На заднем плане табличка на латинице
It's honestly so nice to be reminded that these are people. Actual people. Does that make sense?
Yup
It's pretty funny😂
They don't make you a machine yes a government can filter your world view but soldiers who travel are some of the most beautiful human beings that you will ever meet luckily I never had to fight against soldiers I became friends with and in a high stress environment if you don't find ways to make it fun...safely you can snap I'm not saying go making thermite birthday cakes but nothing wrong with a spicy bonfire and some beers
@@jacobmorgan1182If you were/are part of the military, then thank you for your service 🫡
@@The_chosen_001 yeah I was a marine good ole crayon eater
“Sir, permission to do a sick backflip, sir? Goddamnit he did it before me”
😂lol
"HAHA JEREMY I GOT FIRST!"
@@localtrashsalesman "F YOU JIMMY!"
@@NiceNickname6 "NO YOU!"
**parachute doesn't open**
"Shi-"
@@localtrashsalesman "HEHE GUYS LOOK JIMMY PARACHUTE DOESNT WORK"
Little story below.
My dad used to be in the military. He used to get in minor trouble all the time for antics.
During a training/practice drill one day(they were using paintball guns or something, I cant remember) his entire team got “killed” by the opposing team, and so my dad bolted up the stairs. He was chased, of course, but instead of surrendering, he threw himself out of the damn window. He was 2-3 stories up. He had already completed his airborne course, so he knew how to land+the adrenaline helped. He landed perfectly, rolled, and started screaming “IM ALIVE!! IM ALIVE, IM NOT DYING TODAY, IM ALIVE!!” among some curse words, then ran away from the building and went right past his commanding officers, who started yelling at him “GRAHAM..WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GRAHAM?? GET BACK HERE. GET OVER HERE. NOW!” I have many more stories of him.
🤣🤣🤣
That’s funny 😂
Glad, it worked out
😂😂😂
USA: somersaults, just somersaults.
Iraq: warm-up*❤
Germany: How we love bombs...
Roland: I wanted to kill him, but it didn't work out.
India: Sir, are you all right?
Canada: This guy was the kind of guy who just loves life...
Britain: I go to the kitchen at 3 a.m. to eat the sweets that are left for tomorrow.
Russia: * just a background*
итак,
As a Indian I agree with you 🤣🤣
The grenade does not explode, these grenades have a pressure sensor or a sensor that measures the revolutions fun fact
Can happen if moisture gets into the grenades
Last one is not russia. It was in poland some dude get in shop whit loudass speaker and played hardbass in grocery shop
As an Iraqian,I dunno what to say 😂
The first guy was waiting for this moment ever since he was a kid 💀
🤣
Fr 😂
😂
“PERMISSION TO CANNONBALL SIR?”
“PERMISSION GRANTED”
“YEEHAW”
this comment had me laughing 😂
😂
German guy really went ‘It was at that moment he knew he f****d up’
“The royal army is powerful!!”
The royal army in question: “Sir I’m stuck”
If I got a dollar for every pixel on this screen, I’d have 25 cents
Funniest I have seen all day
😂
😂
you mesn 500 dollar
@@foxy_vr555no
America: intrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Underrated comment. 10/10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is actually not the German army. According to the uniform it’s the American
Die können nicht deswegen sterben sowas passiert zum Beispiel bei schlechter Lagerung aber diese Teile haben einen Drehzahlmesser oder ein Gerät das an einer bestimmten Höhe explodiert 😊
America: instrusive thoughts win
Germany: DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Funniest thing I’ve seen all week
Canada: I don’t think it’s supposed to fire like that
Canadian military in a nutshell: even the cannon just wants to build a snowman in -30°C weather.
Germany:Why do we have so few military personnel?
Military:🪖💣=💀
Meet the World’s Militaries, except it gets more pixelated with each clip
310 likes and no comments ? Lemme fix that.
2 comments now
3 comments now
i loved watching this in ̶1̶0̶8̶0̶p̶ 1p
It's gets as progressively grainy as the chessboard rice problem.
America other soldiers:we are professionals and not little kids
The last soldier:I love my job
😂
Bro just said weeeee the others are like what the heck is this guy doin’
Bro just said CANNONBALLLLLLL
“Cowabunga!” 🇺🇸
Bro’s been playing to much Fortnite that bro just deployed
And then there's my dad who while in the army set a feild on fire during training 💀
My father was almost run over on training couse he and his collage decided to sleep under snow.
Обожаю такие видео❤
Спасибо авторам^^
UK army: i ate too many beans for breakfast now I'm stuck in my shit.
Happens daily for us Brits
The fact that I said that in a (somewhat) British accent 💀
Hey I’m british😂
@@AdamDDickmasterTrue😂
the hell 💀
Us army: Yes sir. Yes.
That last guy: yeah dude, yeah
W comment
Don't you mean "sir yes, sir"
@@joashchechet1675❤😂❤❤❤😂🎉😢😢😮😅😊
Basically the whole us army vs us marine corp
Russia is just vibing
USA: CANNON BALL
Others:WATCH OUT ITS A METEORITE
USA general: "LOAD THE CANNONBALL!"
Soldier:*only heard cannonball*"OKAY!"
*over radio* "Was that cannonball good, sir?"
General: Load the cannonball
Soldier: yes sir 😏😏 *grabs lotion and pulls down my pants*
General: *SLAPS* not that type of cannonball
Soldier: I'm a shower not a grower 😏📸📸
@@Genesis478worst nsfw fanfiction ever written
@@wmgx8253 this is UA-cam after all so you can do anything you want.
@@wmgx8253 welcome to the internet
All the other US soldiers: *quite*
The last one: CANNON BALL
CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Well, life is short.
but not as short as my friends girlfrie-
Anyway, YOLO.
@@FundyTheAstronautLol
Freebird was playing for the last one
Angry🦅 bird
Theme playing
I mean the iraqi one was funny its like commander: one hundred jumping hops NOW
The soldier:can you do it ?try it.
The commander:hmph why is it too hard
🇮🇳: Sir are you ok 😅👍
Fun fact: the last one was filmed in Poland, not Russia
The last one wasn’t even made by a soldier
@@davudsamiev6238It’s recorded in shop called ,,Biedronka”. Poor guy only wanted to buy some bread😢
@@Wifikapitylko chlebek chciałem kupić 😿
Polska czy Rosja, nieważne
taki widok i tak by mnie nie zdziwił
Least manly person listening to cupid:
The military: we are a serious buisness
Meanwhile germany: *We'll be right back*
🇩🇪❤
I9blame, now there is a technical break, we will be back soon!
We are a serious business
But we do like to fuck around a lot
“Dumb ways to die”
You don't want them to get serious. People are still upset about the last time they did.
Germany :
Way we are here 😂
america: 360 trickshot
germany:dumb ways to die 😂😂😂
russia: yeah boi 360 die ways
😂😂😂😂😂
"Germany has a strong and tough army!"
That one soldier:
@Mr.skull_here
That is a sentence which nearly no German will say about the Bundeswehr XD
You know, instead of having actual wars with killing and war crimes, we should just have a giant rave where soldiers engage in dance fights and let the world vote on who has the sickest moves and beats.
Yes just yes
Yeah 😂
по факту
fr
Good idea
YESS
Look there's a pool down there
Soldier: CANNON BALL
Enemy: shoot the CANNON BALL
All armies: 😐🥵😠🤕 USA amry: 😅😂😎😎🎶
The USA soldier really went "Fuck it, *KOWABUNGA DUDE* "
True tho😂
fuck it SWEET HOME ALABAMA
fuck it WHERE WE DROPPIN TODAY BOIS
@@penguinguy66 YEA WHERE WE FUCKIN DROPPIN
As an American we love danger
That one guy that lives on Jupiter:is this yall military
the soldier that was there was like: let me have some fun proceeds to yeet himself out of the plane
Nah the last guy in USA had his main character moment
Help I’m laughing to hard and it’s 1:00 AM my parents are going to kill me 😂
''Be fearless when you jump off that very plain. Got it?''
The last guy T-T :
plane*
“soldiers are serious”
these guys: YA YEET
991 whats your emergency?
Hitler: Germany isn't germanying
The US jumping out of an airplane “CANNONBALL” 😂😂
Edit: 4 thousand likes wow you guys are blowing up my phone also MOM IM FAMOUS
JERONIMOOOOO
@@egoryarysh8878 😂😂
"I choose you CANNONBALL" BEN HAD GROWN UP
that guy become a bomb that is non-explosive
@@zyre002 😂 good one
The last clip with "russian military" is just a clip of a Polish guy in a gas mask who went into the store with a speaker and was playing hardbass.
Are you sure about this?? And why were you able to draw such conclusions??
@@sempai267 So im Polish and that video went viral in Poland copule years ago and you can see some Polish words saying something like "sale" if you still dont belive me i can find the link to the video.
@@Kaczor18_ Is there any evidence that this is the case ? It's just that you have repeated your own words without any argument
He is right, this clip is from Poland
@@kajoj3219Okay 🤦🤷
'being in the military is hard'
militaries:....
The British army doesn’t clown around
The army:acting like me and the bros in our daily life
The enemy isn’t the soldier you have your gun pointed at. It’s the politicians who sent you two into battle
True
@@anuradhakushwaha7287 my mental health is crumbling sorry I just felt the need to say that
Sometimes it do be like that.
@@citronvannalemon yeah
reminds me of the hunger games movie #2
The USA soldier saw his opportunity and took it😂
Plot twist: the guy jumping out the plane actually had a nuke in his fake parachute that turned out to be a bag💀
That Polish soldiers hat just couldn’t handle the recoil
Man USA soldier did a backflip. Spider man
Really?
No gainer
He isnt spider man he's spooder man 😂
@@marcosimoes5338 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
USA fr having fun
British: “I’m stuck”
Me: _“Well f*cking unstuck yourself mate, my money’s on you!”_
🔄
Oh blighmy
India would be like B%@^# HELP ME OR UR F*#&#& MONEYS GONNA BLOW
Can I have tea first???? 🥺(I'm a British person)
@@Mx-Skeleton same
The first soldier: i don't need to jump like that that's boring oh! Let's have some fun!
Any Iraqi?
👇
Is it just me or would I eat ice cream with them
(Edit) 1.4k GOD DAMN
its cuz they act human
Well they’re just dudes.
DUDE, THEY ARE LIKE 18... THEY ARE JUST KIDS!
The power of good editing and the realization that they are human...
theyre human just like us
“You should never mess with the army!”
The army messing around:
Underrated comment Now I wanna join the military 😭
@@Its_Nikki23 lol thanks also I do to but more of the royal guards it’s my dream to be a royal guard in the UK
My army: *Ima have some fun and flop out the plane*
@@LawofBod lol 😂 like do a flip!
The backflip is my favorite.
the very last armies from the USA was like "WEEE TIME TO JUMP OUT WEE"🤣🤣🤣
Russia: gas mask man with a whole pack of vodka
Xd
Это на новый год запас
He was vibing
Мы ещё верхом на медведе и с энциклопедией шуток на подобе: "француз, китаец и русский..." 😂
Вообще то это пачка хлеба, я если че русский
Canada: should we launch the missile.
The guy launching it: ok heading for the hill beside us??
Canada: No,it's the hill in front of us !!!!! The guy launing it: oh no oops
@@user-lv4zj1in4xthe other soldier:ok guys let's make our own grave
I love how they still have humor in the army like my dad was in the army and him and his friends used to drink small bottles of hot sauce and just chug them
Canada Army commander:can u find the missile
Squadron:FOUND IT💀💀😎💀💀
The American : I have waited my whole life for this
Yeah
FUCK I was gonna say that
That American was waiting his whole life for that moment
Mom I’m famous
Yeah lol😂😂😂
“Remember to roll when you hit the ground”
*The Americans dropping:*
American moment
😂😂
I want to do that
Germans:I'm most bad luck☠️
Canada:wtf☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
USA:Sirius flip
Bro I live in Britain 😂 man Just Ate Dirt 😂😂😂
Germany took my anxiety level to a whole other dimension😂
Thankfully it didn’t go off
The Canada one too 💀
Germany and canada whats with them faulty weapons liek really 🤦♂️
Like it gave me to much
@@johnniepohl4894there are enough videos of American mortarounds being faulty
German now : 😂
Old German : ☠️
One hundred likes and no comments? Let me fix that
Never ask Porsche what it was doing in 1942
@@andreadenecke7321I'm from Poland
@@impirialgaming7341😂
Never ask a woman her age,
A man, his salary,
Porsche, what it was doing in 1942
The backflip is me trying to be different for once 😂
I'M GOING TO THE USA THE LAST GUY JUMP LIKE IT WAS POOL😂😂
Just “I’m stuck” got me balling out dead 😂
The first clip with the American soldier flipping off a plane seems he loves his job
I know right
Fr
Every soldier: jumping like a normal soldier
That one soldier: backflips off of the plane 😂😂😂😂
"Soldiers are very serious!"
Soldiers:
"Bravo 1 jumping"
"Bravo 2 jumping"
"Bravo 3 jumping"
"Bravo 4 jumping"
"CANNONBALL!"
10, 10, 10 and 10
Britain: we stand strong
That one soldier: sir im stuck
Its survival of the fittest
Bugger me! I appear to be immobilised! Summon the colonies, bring me some crumpets Jones!
- Sir I stuck strong...
- Ye twat!
Тот самый солдат :
Я сильно застрял ...
Bloody hell I'm stuck
Most funniest is the first one the American.backflip 😂😂😂 dude he waited for ages for this stunt
German:i think we are dead now
The last one was just a Polish guy dressed up in a gas suit playing music in a supermarket.
Plot twist: the first one was the pilot
При этом другого самолёта 💀
Jumped before plane hit new world Trade Center building😅
Jumped before plane hit world Trade center building😅
IT WAS MEEE
The first one
POV me remembering the pool party I went to before work:
Pls do Turkey🇹🇷🇹🇷
"the missile knows where it is at all ti- aw goddamnit"
-germany
Er-Missile dysfunction
They have a "minimum flight time before detonation" system built in so the thing wont blow up when dropping right out after the barrel. Its a safety mechanism for this very scenario, because youd never want to shoot something 1m away from you with a mortar for obvious reasons so the charges are designed to only be live after XYZ meters travelled/XYZ amount of time passed :D
cool :D@@GalenMarekOfficial
I’ve seen the original video of Germany’s part! The round makes a little sound that can only be described as an underwater burp when it gets “shot” out of the mortar! It’s worth a watch
That was a mortar not a missile
“CANNONBALL!!!” - probably that American soldier being a goddamn badass
Nah he probably just vibing💀
Plot twist he was the pilot
@@user-iv4xx9dx8uonly in the great US of A
@@user-iv4xx9dx8u OH FU-
@@user-iv4xx9dx8u'Murrica
Germany got me chocking while eating 😂
🇮🇶❤Greetings to you from great Iraq
As a US citizen I can confirm we backflip out of our planes to strike fear into the hearts of the enemies
I can also agree, as a US citizen of our behavior...
That shit looks fun. I'm coming to America.
I would flip off the people in the plane as I jumped lol
They never expect you to style on em. Works every time.
Man was living his best life lmao
The soldiers when the boss is near:😶😶🤐
When the boss goes away:😅😎😏🥳😜🤪
australia’s army: Yo mate, You on Smoko?
The guy in the first bit: weeeeeeeeeee cannonball!!!!!
germany: Lets test this out Bomb: Yes test out your health bar
😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone feel bad for dat guy’s short lief? 👁️👄👁️
Fun fuct: a Russian soldier is actually a Polish civilian who disguised himself and entered the "Biedronka" chain of stores
seems russian enough to me
“Sir nice cannonball backflip”
Usa: CANNON BALL!!
Bro that first guy was really wanted to sky dive when he was a child for sure 😂😂
The russian one was actually a polish guy blasting hardbass in a grocery store 💀
It took a ukranian supporter to say it
Че ляпнул бля? (o_O)
@@PerturaBasedlol
It’s true like😂😂😂
Это не важно. Главное: чтобы было ржачно
American soldiers finch this is call of duty 😂😂
Russia be tripping 💀💀💀
Bro U.S really just said "CANNONBALL!"
As an American any adult would do that😂💀
True VERY true😂😂😂😂😂get it😏😏😏😏😏