Are you trying to say investing in an actual partner in life is the same as throwing your money away to an imaginary character you can never touch and will never have feeling for you.
Omg this is a new "low" point. F ing hell, even the word loser can`t express this... This is fucking depressing!!! xD Must find a word that can represent this "situation"... i must.
"Invisible alimony and 50% of your assets." In other words, invisible girlfriend is just like real life marriage. That's why I stayed single, some greedy bitch isn't getting half of my shit.
thanks but no thanks me and my right hand are very happy, She pleases me whenever I want, she doesn't cost money, she doesn't get pregnent or bitch at me. Best of all she cooks me food :) I'm so ubberly happy
I had a long distance relationship once and I'm shocked how much that resembles an invisable girlfriend. And as always: Thanks Conan for opening my deepest wounds... again. ;_;
Conannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn O'briennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn When are you gonna do another clueless gamer review and my suggestion would be if you could get your hands on it the new Batman game because who doesn't love batman.
This is sad beyond mesure..... like....fuck...... just.... Go to the gym: You don`t need to get big just lose some weight and gain a little muscle mass. Get a hair cut: get a decent one that matches your facial fetures. Get a deodorant: we all like some good essence. fuck.... i hope no one in the comment section is considering getting this service....
silat13 I'm quite the opposite of an equality hater, fully support equality, which is why I'm not a feminist. I'm an egalitarian. "Lets focus on just getting equality for one gender!" "Brilliant!"
still cheaper than a real one
Well, it's cheaper than a real girlfriend, I'll tell you that.
True story.
Ya this probably the stupidest and most insulting thing I've ever heard.
Adam Palkovits And it totally wasn't meant in jest too, honest!
Adam Palkovits why is it insulting, relationships do cost money
Are you trying to say investing in an actual partner in life is the same as throwing your money away to an imaginary character you can never touch and will never have feeling for you.
Just when I thought Japanese men marrying anime characters was sad.....
Omg this is a new "low" point. F ing hell, even the word loser can`t express this...
This is fucking depressing!!! xD
Must find a word that can represent this "situation"... i must.
Not only Japanese men tho
The love might not be real, but the crippling debt most certainly will be.
Nice catchphrase:
Fake love. Real sad.
Still cheaper than having an actual girlfriend, plus, no extortion for sex or constant bitching, sign me up
that's included, please read the fine print bro.
A fake boyfriend would end with "optional murder"
When will they add the 'child support for the invisible kids that end up not being yours' feature?
It's a trap! Both the real and the fake kind....
but the Fake is cheaper though
"Invisible alimony and 50% of your assets." In other words, invisible girlfriend is just like real life marriage. That's why I stayed single, some greedy bitch isn't getting half of my shit.
Me too. I'm just not interested in being in a relationship. Too much compromising for me.
50% is more like 85% if you have kids.
sure, thats why you stayed single
+jimmy brook haha lol
Would be something for Manti Te'o
Times are rough out there if youre not a 6 '2 guy with model looks and make 6 figures.. this app looks great.
Joke's on them, me and my tulpa are already perfectly happy together. And it didn't cost me anything...
except you know... my fathers respect
I am signing up for this right away! Thanks, Conan!
thanks but no thanks me and my right hand are very happy, She pleases me whenever I want, she doesn't cost money, she doesn't get pregnent or bitch at me. Best of all she cooks me food :) I'm so ubberly happy
It's like the creator watched the movie "Her" and said "That's a brilliant idea! I can make money off of that!" Then did it.
anyone add up the prices? it sounds like a great deal.
Her?
I just googled it and there's a website for it.
I don't understand it. Wtf is this?
for a second I though this was a video about Peter Coffin
This should totally be endorsed by Manti Te'o
wow its actually real
I had a long distance relationship once and I'm shocked how much that resembles an invisable girlfriend. And as always: Thanks Conan for opening my deepest wounds... again. ;_;
Those invisible condoms really come back to bite you in the ass.
I'd like to order the $50 package plz
reminds me of that Black Mirror episode
It's sad but about a year ago I definitely would've bought something like this :P
After adding it all up, I think this (invisible girlfriend) would be cheaper
You can now fully immerse yourself in the Cosplay experience of being Manti Te'o!
Sounds like that Black Mirror episode.
Why would I pay to have an invisible girlfriend when I can have one for free? As a matter of fact, mine is sitting right next to me right now.
This reminds me of the movie HER
That sounds reasonable.
Hilarious! Bummer they didn't get the wedding ring continuity correct.
Someone tell Peter Coffin
It’s just like having a real one lol
Damn dat price thou
Let's say it, 'virtual'
Googled it and found there is a website of it. Wow this is a new low. Very very sad.... Shit man!!
Conannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn O'briennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
When are you gonna do another clueless gamer review and my suggestion would be if you could get your hands on it the new Batman game because who doesn't love batman.
So it's like "her" lol
"the service will feel very real" ....dirty mind
Invisible boyfriend is where the money is at. Not from female pockets.
why don't they just call it Manti Te'o.......he would like this....
Haha bet Manti T'eo will sue the company for stealing his idea
This is really sad
1COOOOOL You need this
It's basically just sex hotlines upgrading for the new generations.
I want it...
Ha, this is brilliant
fake love.. real sad. =]]]
TYT already basically made this joke..
That's pretty funny. :)
This is an unhealthy idea. Yikes.
This is sad beyond mesure..... like....fuck...... just....
Go to the gym: You don`t need to get big just lose some weight and gain a little muscle mass.
Get a hair cut: get a decent one that matches your facial fetures.
Get a deodorant: we all like some good essence.
fuck.... i hope no one in the comment section is considering getting this service....
Its not just about physicality, most lonely guys have a hard time socially with women. Problems with confidence, self esteem, worry, etc.
hahahahahhahahah! :D
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hello #client_number_2242 how its your day today?
Today was terrible. I meet these guys who only talk about sports all day. Are you doing well [redirect].
What the! Who the hell is that guy! Are you cheating on me?
Mr Smile Uh, no, I mean, this girl isn't anyone you ever know, it doesn't matter, right?
Mr Smile sorry sir the bug was hotfixed, we will give you 2 months of our service at 0 cost.
E SC Could I give my 2 free months as a gift for a friend?
HAHAHAHAHA. Love this. Wonder how mad idiot feminists will be at this.
Did not take long for the equality haters to come out.
"Lmao why would the feminists be mad at this?" Continues to bash on men.
+Bridgette O. "Men are especially retarded" -Bridgette Ovaries 2015
***** "All people are equal, some are just more equal then others."
silat13 I'm quite the opposite of an equality hater, fully support equality, which is why I'm not a feminist. I'm an egalitarian.
"Lets focus on just getting equality for one gender!"
"Brilliant!"
Tragic
#Sad
Lmfao REAL SAD!!! XD
lolz
wow 7th
So basically you don't get any of the good stuff and only just the boring talking stuff
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