How could you not include Mike Lawrence's HILARIOUS joke about Ralphie losing everything in his divorce except for the weight. That's like, the best roast in the show. Easily number 1.
They don't want to lose their advertising power, if they didn't care about it, the top one would be the deadpan girl's joke that destroyed that man on stage, an unrecognizable road feature.
My boss at catering was upset I had signed up for a one-person shift, because I'm kind of a slow learner and do much better with a helping hand and guide. She said she didn't think I could the shift by myself. My boss: "I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen. You need someone there to give you instructions and guide you." Me: "You know, I'm beginning to see why you work so many wedding receptions in the summer."
If anyone else has ever played the MMORPG ‘Fiesta Online’ that the background music to the video is the soundtrack when in any of the dungeons/abyss. Recognised it straight away.
The best burn was not even listed; Mike Lawrence put Ralphie in his place with the joke about his wife leaving him, his kids deserting him and Dat Phan beating him.
yea, it's nothing like the ones before they went to TV. They have some brutal ones filmed at local clubs here on youtube. Those are the best/worst depending on your morals.
Just saw the quarter finale, and you picked Earl over Jimmy?!?!?!!?!?!!! Ok, he had a clipboard, but he was waaaaaayyyy funnier then Earl, not even close.
bulletvivace I agree, Jimmy was much funnier. Yeah, the clipboard was dumb, and if I recall it was either Jeff Ross or the guest judge that pointed that out, but otherwise I thought he was hilarious. He's like Greg Giraldo was... in that he doesn't give a fuck what people think, very brutal, which is awesome.
Last Halloween my friend dress up as leprechaun all of sudden he start roast battle and I'm the first victim.I start roasting him by yell look a black leprechaun quick give him kool aid and fried chicken
Meh, I didn't think these were the top 10 best, Imo. I do love the roast battles though. One of my favorites was actually with the woman and guy in #1, I believe, not the joke in this video rather she said how she has kids and the only children he has are on his hard drive at home. lmao, best burn. RIP Ralphie May
Mystery Fan The dude she was up against looked like a kiddy fiddler, which was an ongoing joke against him; but either way when she said the only kids he has are on his hard drive at home.... implies that it is child porn. My girlfriend and I just watched that roast battle again last night, the guest judges were Sarah Silverman and Judd Apatow. I can't remember the two roasters names atm.
This was one of my best roast lol: Your species of people are a danger even to the non-existential realm, is there a place outside of existence and non-existence to hold you?
Jeff: That joke brought an important issue to light : what's that? Jeff: Armenian Genocide : What the hell is so important about that? Jeff: No fucking clue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☠☠
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Well done. This convinced me not to pirate the show
Uncensored video with bleeped out words. Well done.
Lyv
Loo
There uncensored but there playing shorts which are from a censored source it’s not hard to notice what that’s about
@@kieranwatson9023 - lame rebuttle...
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How could you not include Mike Lawrence's HILARIOUS joke about Ralphie losing everything in his divorce except for the weight. That's like, the best roast in the show. Easily number 1.
My sentiments exactly
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I’ve experienced funnier roast battles at a high school lunch table
Ahh the good ol proving grounds..
You can’t beat lunch table roast battles. These comedians just try to keep up
Ahahaha
Wait I've expirienced since 6th std. of school XD
mw2 or halo 3 game chat?
Explicating every single one just kills the fun.
Special shout out to Ralphie May. Stronger shout out to the guys that built that stage.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EPIC!!!
Yeah this just isn't funny commentary
It's not meant to be. It's just joyful chatter. Don't be so uptight.
@@ikuep what do you mean they are comedians there job is to be funny
The roasts are shit as well.
Ralphie said some shit that made me laugh 😂
Nothing about this was funny at all.
How the hell did none of Jimmy Carr's epic burns not make the list?!
The first burns from K. Trevor Wilson was amazing, and that’s what’s I appreciates about hims
Oh look, the ground!
I'm addicted to watching these.
you'd never know from this skit but this show is actually funny
Don’t need the in-between dialogue
The whole time i was waiting for the countdown to begin
Love this show but damn the dressed up extras dont half kill the comedy.
Seeing old clips, the extras are a step up from the sound effects overkill
ralphie was a good man
Tsetsi bull shit he was a shitty human
fat*
Tsetsi good at eating
I liked a lot of ralphies stuff. Rip
Dude I didn’t even know he died wtf that’s crazy man
every time I see/hear jeff ross, I miss Greg Geraldo.
I think Comedy Central has outlived its usefulness at this point
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There's a comedy central exec somewhere crying into his pillow.
Look now
LOOK NOW
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Those were harsh? What kind of mtv2 bullahit was that?
They don't want to lose their advertising power, if they didn't care about it, the top one would be the deadpan girl's joke that destroyed that man on stage, an unrecognizable road feature.
Ffkkkckfkfkfkfkckfkfkckfkfkfkckckckckfkckfuck
“Served by a mexican” was gold!!
The commentary the beginning is fine but it was annoying interspersed between roasts
Jeff rosses rebuttals are funnier than the top 10 list.
Didn’t laugh once anyone agree?
Not once.
runeplate123 cause ur gay, that’s why, the nigga was called a homophobe, ☝️☝️that’s why
@@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 hahahah frlz this shit was funny af
I really wanted you to be wrong... ...you weren’t.
I agree but it's a roast. Really have to watch the entire thing.
“So fuck em”
“Nobody will”
Jeeeezus the roasting doesn’t stop at commentary 😂😂😂
Shoutout to the boy Ralphie, rip my man, you will be missed, much love
Let’s get it on that last one baby!!! That shit was hilarious
Roast in peace, Ralphie!
Go to a elementary school lunch table
“your in the big leagues now son”
We need more seasons Ross
I like how Top 10 burns is another roast video of itself.
The MTV2 one is so good. Also Sarah Tiana has a lovely laugh
If these are top 10, I ain't never tuning in to see the show. Ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn Lincoln resurrected cuz of that roast
Boom Roasted!!
I get that reference
You slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one
no one wants smoke with ME JAKE!!! 👑👑👑
R.I.P Ralph. Wish he had a nice netflix special!
The first roast and last roast were bringing the heat!!!
I have a roast, “Hey buddy, you got something on your chin, no not that one, I’m talking about the third one down”
Imagine if Patrice O’Neal was still alive. He’d killed this show.
Where were the quality Jimmy Carr burns?
My boss at catering was upset I had signed up for a one-person shift, because I'm kind of a slow learner and do much better with a helping hand and guide. She said she didn't think I could the shift by myself.
My boss: "I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen. You need someone there to give you instructions and guide you."
Me: "You know, I'm beginning to see why you work so many wedding receptions in the summer."
Y’all need to roast whoever put this list together
The best thing about watching this was that there was a Celebrity Jeopardy in the up-next scroll
Forgot about that show, funny stuff!
If anyone else has ever played the MMORPG ‘Fiesta Online’ that the background music to the video is the soundtrack when in any of the dungeons/abyss. Recognised it straight away.
The best burn was not even listed; Mike Lawrence put Ralphie in his place with the joke about his wife leaving him, his kids deserting him and Dat Phan beating him.
ehrm - seriously? This is the top ten list? Good to know, because it tells me I missed out on nothing by not watching one single roast battle.
yea, it's nothing like the ones before they went to TV. They have some brutal ones filmed at local clubs here on youtube. Those are the best/worst depending on your morals.
The UK one is pretty good
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Great video! You do a great job :)
That last one made me choke on my pretzels
Smack URL should be hosting this
Nice to see Squirrelly Dan.
Take about 20% off there
Those weren't "harsh". That's what corporate suits approve as "harsh".
Proceeds to t-pose to show his true dominance.
I broke my perfect eyes looking at that shining head
Ralphie is funnier in 2018 than he was his entire career
I think that was the joke....
I miss Patrice O'Neal and Ralphie May.
👍🏼 Patrice O'Neal
👎🏼 Ralphie May
Patrice O’Neal would’ve been where Kevin Hart is now.
@@c0nundrm no he wouldn’t, but he was definitely more talented than Kevin.
No sure how you disagree. When you agree that he was more talented than Kevin.
@@c0nundrm because talent has nothing to do with success. Hollywood would never have a guy like Patrice in roles that Kevin Hart got.
Just saw the quarter finale, and you picked Earl over Jimmy?!?!?!!?!?!!!
Ok, he had a clipboard, but he was waaaaaayyyy funnier then Earl, not even close.
bulletvivace I agree, Jimmy was much funnier. Yeah, the clipboard was dumb, and if I recall it was either Jeff Ross or the guest judge that pointed that out, but otherwise I thought he was hilarious. He's like Greg Giraldo was... in that he doesn't give a fuck what people think, very brutal, which is awesome.
It was Jimmy Kimmel, and I loved the response.
bulletvivace Oh yeah it was Kimmel, thanks man.
This ain't nothing meet me at the high school lunch table
RIP Ralphie, could've really used you this year..
THIS VIDEO BOMBED!
You all are cowards for not playing the roast that actually killed Ralphie May.
On the bright side, it kept thousands of people warm for hours on hours that that night
I thought it was 4 roasts, 3 hams, and a cheesecake.
I can't even find that video on youtube anymore
They used a still shot of it as the preview image for this video, so they know what they are doing.
Last Halloween my friend dress up as leprechaun all of sudden he start roast battle and I'm the first victim.I start roasting him by yell look a black leprechaun quick give him kool aid and fried chicken
Dropped this show after Jimmy Carr got a b.s. judgement call when he had the better roasts.
The Magentleman same
jimmy and k trevor were my favs and both got screwed over.
Mike Lawrence roasting ralphie may was the best ever
PANTANEIRO I bet they didnt put the mike x ralphy roast because he's dead.
La Bitácora del Gordo that was way before Ralphie May died
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Meh, I didn't think these were the top 10 best, Imo. I do love the roast battles though. One of my favorites was actually with the woman and guy in #1, I believe, not the joke in this video rather she said how she has kids and the only children he has are on his hard drive at home. lmao, best burn.
RIP Ralphie May
Lol why the fuck wasn't that on the list?
ripdajacker23 Who knows. I'm not sure who chose these "Top 10 burns", but they were the least funny, Imo. There were so many that were much better.
Didnt get the hard drive joke
Mystery Fan The dude she was up against looked like a kiddy fiddler, which was an ongoing joke against him; but either way when she said the only kids he has are on his hard drive at home.... implies that it is child porn.
My girlfriend and I just watched that roast battle again last night, the guest judges were Sarah Silverman and Judd Apatow. I can't remember the two roasters names atm.
Jeff why you dress like Vin Diesel
Last one is pretty funny
This was one of my best roast lol:
Your species of people are a danger even to the non-existential realm, is there a place outside of existence and non-existence to hold you?
I wish Ralphie, Greg, and Patrice were still here to hear this trash. RiP gents you're missed dearly. O&A party rock!
That was like roasting marshmallows
funniest show in the world
Aw Ralphie...we miss you Big brudda.
The fat dude 00:20 sounded like Stone Cold
Ralphy MAY!!!!! REST IN LOVE
UK hands down everytime
Can some one explain to comedy central what uncensored means
hey we sold this show to CC so now....we'ren here....... lol
Bring in some comics from the Cellar Clique!
You can tell Jeff did notttt wanna do that in between commentary
That #1 burn: Damn!
Awesome shit
Ralphie May: Roast in Piece
If that's the top 10 roasts that show has to offer I'd rather eat a bowl of boiled yogurt, probably still more roasted than that
I have experienced more roasts battles on my school bus.
JEFF ROSS MAKE OUT WITH MEEEEEEEEE
The Arminian genocide one aged like milk
Today singlehandedly kamikaze roasted her
I've had shits that (could have told a joke and) burned more than any of those "jokes".
I thought it said 'Top 10 Bums'. After watching this I think that is more accurate.
The muslim is gonna get ya.
The muslim is gonna get ya.
Tonight.
Allaaah
Allaaah
Last roast Ralphie was in was at the crematorium
Jimmy Carr got screwed again
The UK version of this destroys the US version
Jeff: That joke brought an important issue to light
: what's that?
Jeff: Armenian Genocide
: What the hell is so important about that?
Jeff: No fucking clue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☠☠
ralphie may looks like ryan reynolds from an alternate universe where air consists of hamburgers.
When does roast battle come back?
All the cases that haven’t been closed yet
The countdown should have gone to 0, for how many times I laughed.
Rip Ralphie we miss you
Todd & Ralphie baybeee