Instagram Jokes Compilation(Colorblindness, Cycle, Students) | Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
  • Ab is time pe shows nahi kar sakte to nayi videos nahi aa sakti isliye purana jo bacha kucha samaan tha usko ek sath upload kar raha hoon.
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  • @shitizsays
    @shitizsays 4 роки тому +4538

    Even the jokes he considers bad are gold. The way he says his jokes is what makes it funnier.

    • @shantanugautam3127
      @shantanugautam3127 4 роки тому +12

      Seriously man!!

    • @sugardaddy9176
      @sugardaddy9176 4 роки тому +1

      You don't know what team stand up is shithead

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out too... ;)
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @vanshimathur3449
      @vanshimathur3449 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @tony-pc4kd
      @tony-pc4kd 4 роки тому +2

      But jokes were really trash.. Not upto the abhiska level...

  • @royapita
    @royapita 4 роки тому +3082

    this video exist -
    my phones volume is like ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

  • @smixsix3307
    @smixsix3307 3 роки тому +2282

    As a colorblind person this is hilarious and relatable 😂

    • @smixsix3307
      @smixsix3307 2 роки тому +12

      @@recreationwithsen4628 Haa bahut mixed reactions milte the he

    • @nikhiljoshi2542
      @nikhiljoshi2542 2 роки тому +13

      Koi quota milta h kya isme?

    • @smixsix3307
      @smixsix3307 2 роки тому +20

      @@nikhiljoshi2542 well mujhe tho aisa kuch nahi mila

    • @Champ_Abhik
      @Champ_Abhik 2 роки тому +30

      i have sympathy for you 😂

    • @emahinata4888
      @emahinata4888 2 роки тому +9

      Do you have any other difficulties being a colorblind person? Like except being confused with the colors. 🧐

  • @rushi4756
    @rushi4756 3 роки тому +105

    5:49 Andhe se toh upgrade hi hai!!!😂😂😂

  • @mansisingh4144
    @mansisingh4144 4 роки тому +7548

    His Jokes + His Accent + His Expressions = A complete laughter package.

    • @prashantvverma97
      @prashantvverma97 4 роки тому +60

      He doesnt even try to make us laugh...so natural...just like a neighborhood friend...

    • @bfsiinsights
      @bfsiinsights 4 роки тому +13

      @@prashantvverma97 Exactly verma Saab😇😇😇

    • @prashantvverma97
      @prashantvverma97 4 роки тому +3

      @Tushar Madaan great😂job bro...

    • @I_alok
      @I_alok 4 роки тому +2

      He's brilliant at his craft.

    • @devanshsumariya
      @devanshsumariya 4 роки тому +6

      @@prashantvverma97 this is what are the identity of original comedians

  • @apurbachatterjee3310
    @apurbachatterjee3310 4 роки тому +2897

    Best part of Abhishek Upmanyu is that he smiles after delivering his own jokes. He is amused

    • @KunalBhor-te4jm
      @KunalBhor-te4jm 4 роки тому +5

      Well I think u haven't seen Aakash mehta

    • @adityajha8701
      @adityajha8701 4 роки тому +5

      abhishek+upmanyu

    • @tanmaykodia5945
      @tanmaykodia5945 4 роки тому +5

      Chakravyuh main joke kaun marraha tha bhai

    • @sangitasingh6082
      @sangitasingh6082 4 роки тому +6

      Anubhav Singh bassi ka naam nhi suna kua

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому +1

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

  • @yashkapoor2377
    @yashkapoor2377 3 роки тому +296

    7:44 nowadays students are more tensed.

  • @Emmitries
    @Emmitries 3 роки тому +153

    "Bhaag ke dekho gir jaoge" oh my GOD🤣

    • @Usama.Ki.Vlogging
      @Usama.Ki.Vlogging 8 місяців тому

      Usny haqeqat btae ap has rhy ho disable NH bhag skta waqae gir jae ga

  • @connectingthedots1125
    @connectingthedots1125 4 роки тому +3020

    This guy is like Haley's comet....

    • @dishant504
      @dishant504 4 роки тому +104

      But this comment ain't like halley's comet. This doesn't come after 73 yrs. This comes literally every 73 seconds

    • @sarathgopinath3096
      @sarathgopinath3096 4 роки тому +62

      THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

    • @Vaish.001
      @Vaish.001 4 роки тому +6

      Worth Watching

    • @Spiritbomb88
      @Spiritbomb88 4 роки тому +6

      Dishant Arora Your a funny man indeed

    • @garryrajput789
      @garryrajput789 4 роки тому +4

      Aunty ke aankho me thuk dia was hilarious 😂😂

  • @mayankkanik3425
    @mayankkanik3425 4 роки тому +13328

    His way of delivering joke is funnier than the joke itself. Thats the thing which makes him outstanding

    • @NishitSharmaJi
      @NishitSharmaJi 4 роки тому +63

      I think every comedian does this

    • @yashverma8278
      @yashverma8278 3 роки тому +41

      @@NishitSharmaJi he is decent not great. There are other comedians like anubhav who have better comic timing.

    • @rajarshimahapatra44
      @rajarshimahapatra44 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly

    • @StupidComedians
      @StupidComedians 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/-P7To0177ng/v-deo.html

    • @simranjotsingh2514
      @simranjotsingh2514 3 роки тому +3

      This is the talent bro 😎

  • @AryanKumar-jo1pz
    @AryanKumar-jo1pz 3 роки тому +80

    4:00 Teacher: Declares that Abhishek is disabled
    Audience: proceeds to laugh
    xD

  • @affan3792
    @affan3792 3 роки тому +100

    Literally he has some issues with his parents😂

  • @SuperVratik
    @SuperVratik 4 роки тому +6518

    Tanmay Bhat: “Students se Pange mat lo”
    Abhishek Upamanyu: “...Mai pange students se hi leta hu”

    • @charizardsflame1167
      @charizardsflame1167 4 роки тому +16

      XD

    • @vatsaman31
      @vatsaman31 4 роки тому +98

      Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum.
      Dusre ki comment copy krne ke bavajud highlight hone ke baad, khush toh bahut hoge tum

    • @sachinsinha1830
      @sachinsinha1830 4 роки тому +27

      tanmay bhat toh mauga hai sala

    • @SuperVratik
      @SuperVratik 4 роки тому +60

      Aman Vats Mere bhai mera to koi copy karne ka intent nahi tha. But if still kisi aur ka comment same ya similar hai then Sorry. Credit leke mai comedian nahi bann jaunga 😂

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 4 роки тому +11

      @@vatsaman31 OMG call the police

  • @navingupta4433
    @navingupta4433 4 роки тому +913

    In Italy: Dolphins returning to the shore🐬🐬
    In India: Abhisek Upmanyu returning to You Tube😂♥️♥️🔥

    • @thakurbhaskar6422
      @thakurbhaskar6422 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/JWGjdCtNffw/v-deo.html

    • @thesbcchannel8295
      @thesbcchannel8295 3 роки тому

      Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this ua-cam.com/video/s5P5Yh_p_zE/v-deo.html

  • @idk-im3qb
    @idk-im3qb 2 роки тому +40

    1:12 The fact that I actually am disabled (Langri) makes it so much better 😂

  • @YourFoodIsBland
    @YourFoodIsBland 3 роки тому +31

    8:36 Abhishek: isliye pange main students se leta hu
    Tanmay Bhat: students se pange mt lo

  • @harshdevpura2620
    @harshdevpura2620 4 роки тому +9608

    Abhishek :- Papa mjhe colorblindness hai....kese theek hoga ?
    His Dad :- *Tum Subah Uth Ke Toh Dekho Yaar*

    • @riddhisharda5660
      @riddhisharda5660 4 роки тому +26

      Hahah😂

    • @sagarsk46
      @sagarsk46 4 роки тому +15

      Best 😂😂😂🤝

    • @ramyasharma2847
      @ramyasharma2847 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chiragparjan
      @chiragparjan 4 роки тому +61

      Subah nhi ithoge to daant mei keede padh jayenge 😂😂

    • @Bk-lj6mw
      @Bk-lj6mw 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂

  • @Kartik_agarwal30
    @Kartik_agarwal30 4 роки тому +2350

    He's a comedy legend. But only problem is that his videos come after a long gap. 🙌

    • @rahulmeenarrr5709
      @rahulmeenarrr5709 4 роки тому +13

      Instagram par follow karo jyda video vahi par aathe hai bro

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @ranjha4319
      @ranjha4319 4 роки тому +2

      Good things take time

    • @harshadpatel9936
      @harshadpatel9936 4 роки тому +1

      You are right. But actually woh shows jyada karte hai. Me bhi chahata Hoon ki unki jyada videos upload ho.

    • @kunaljadhav2896
      @kunaljadhav2896 4 роки тому +8

      Quality over quantity

  • @saipavan7753
    @saipavan7753 3 роки тому +174

    Everybody tells jokes, but the way they deliver is what makes them special. And abhishek is master in it.

  • @tuminol.amv.6510
    @tuminol.amv.6510 2 роки тому +50

    4:10 his expression are almost like Mr. Bean 🤣

  • @tarunasati2154
    @tarunasati2154 3 роки тому +3247

    If ayushmann khurana watches this video, he will make a movie out of color blindness😂

    • @adityaagiwal7819
      @adityaagiwal7819 3 роки тому +13

      Yes

    • @dorygaming9410
      @dorygaming9410 3 роки тому +12

      Bhai vo movie nahi banata

    • @RAJVerma-yp2vd
      @RAJVerma-yp2vd 3 роки тому +26

      Bhai bilkul banana bhi chahiye taki logo ko or govt ko hmari problem smj aaye itni rat ko bhi jag rha hu kyoki m bs yhi search krta rhta hu medical course kiya usme bhi job nhi lgi

    • @divyanshutanwar5665
      @divyanshutanwar5665 3 роки тому +12

      @@RAJVerma-yp2vd bhai it's sad yaar😟, par color blindness se job nahi lagi? Aisa hota hai kya? (Just asking)

    • @RAJVerma-yp2vd
      @RAJVerma-yp2vd 3 роки тому +3

      @@divyanshutanwar5665 ha bhai mene khud medical course kiya h lakin ab dr sta rha h lakin m cheat kruga ager ho ski to kyoki court ne mbbs valo ko allow kr diya isme to muje kyo nhi

  • @sukainasaeed7966
    @sukainasaeed7966 4 роки тому +706

    "Yaad hai vo pal jab poora aik ghanta hanse thay"
    This must be said by his friend jo present mei nostalgia mei jee raha hai 😂😂😂

    • @gaao_bc
      @gaao_bc 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drashutoshh
      @drashutoshh 4 роки тому +15

      Yahi baatein to baad me yaad aayengi

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @akoiace
      @akoiace 4 роки тому +1

      Oo bhaiiiii😂😂

  • @shrutijain6689
    @shrutijain6689 3 роки тому +94

    The ways he conveys his jokes with his hiss wittiest accent is just superb 😘

  • @smritipandey1863
    @smritipandey1863 3 роки тому +42

    The way he says "theek hai" is so loving nd funny 😝😝

  • @kartikeygaharwar5475
    @kartikeygaharwar5475 4 роки тому +15515

    His trash jokes are better than 90% of the comedians.

    • @jack-nb3wm
      @jack-nb3wm 4 роки тому +151

      99%

    • @anishachakraborty5185
      @anishachakraborty5185 4 роки тому +44

      Exactly!!

    • @aalokdeshmukh1530
      @aalokdeshmukh1530 4 роки тому +28

      Lol, same Comments😂😂

    • @The561263
      @The561263 4 роки тому +61

      Not true. He's a good comedian but there are others too.

    • @pablochocobar6421
      @pablochocobar6421 4 роки тому +187

      @@The561263 lol what do you mean by good comedian......Abhishek is one of the best standup comedian in India......even according to me better than zakir khan.

  • @kinjalkhimesra3998
    @kinjalkhimesra3998 4 роки тому +501

    The way this guy delivers every dialogue is gold. I bet if I meet him and he says something normal , I would still burst out laughing 😂

    • @baldiola482
      @baldiola482 4 роки тому +8

      Tum student hogi isliy 😂😂

  • @anandsaurabh4838
    @anandsaurabh4838 3 роки тому +15

    11:09 Le do cycle isko yaar...Gold expression and dialogue delivery.

  • @riteshkamboj7565
    @riteshkamboj7565 3 роки тому +53

    I started watching this video to have a good laugh, but instead I got attacked for studying from AKSIPS😂😂😂😂

  • @kozik7245
    @kozik7245 4 роки тому +777

    His trash jokes are god level

    • @theskyraturi
      @theskyraturi 4 роки тому +8

      @Dushyant Chobitkar Bhai Bhai Bhai Control.... 😂🔥

    • @AKmartialartsfitness25634
      @AKmartialartsfitness25634 4 роки тому

      King of pushups variations ua-cam.com/video/SnXIuUEnwtk/v-deo.html

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @petersonofagriffin6362
      @petersonofagriffin6362 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aQKYUT_lAg/v-deo.html

    • @kozik7245
      @kozik7245 4 роки тому +1

      @Accidental Genius Name defines you bro ...peace out ✌️

  • @Dufferwise
    @Dufferwise 4 роки тому +405

    During Quarantaine
    NETFLIX- Money Heist 4
    Abhishek Upmanyu - Hold my beer🍺

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @myFriend22198
      @myFriend22198 4 роки тому

      Money heist "4 released?

    • @UncenXsored
      @UncenXsored 4 роки тому

      @@myFriend22198 good morning broo✌✌

  • @yogeshdangi3253
    @yogeshdangi3253 2 роки тому +34

    @Abhishek Upmanyu You don't even need jokes to make people laugh. Expressions are more than enough. Best comedian in past 10 yrs

  • @aakashkashyap3358
    @aakashkashyap3358 2 роки тому +18

    7:58 extremely relatable... Yaad h uss din hase the 1 ghanta.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @siddharthsingh8089
    @siddharthsingh8089 3 роки тому +4572

    His accent is more funnier than his jokes

  • @varunjain1078
    @varunjain1078 4 роки тому +3217

    "Quota mil jayegaa?"😂😂😂😂👌
    Every general caste candidate's fantasy

    • @nadeemkhan-ei4xm
      @nadeemkhan-ei4xm 4 роки тому +11

      Exactly

    • @kamnasingh1774
      @kamnasingh1774 4 роки тому +80

      Varun Jain I hope caste based oppression and discrimination is also your fantasy.

    • @prakharsharma5468
      @prakharsharma5468 4 роки тому +153

      @@kamnasingh1774 we're not responsible for the actions of our ancestors

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 4 роки тому +38

      @@kamnasingh1774 u hope? What do u mean by u hope?

    • @anshulkanwar1
      @anshulkanwar1 4 роки тому +116

      @Kuldeep Kumar
      Mr.Kuldeep: Supports reservation
      Also Mr.Kuldeep: kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka

  • @kirtivardhansinghranawat8396
    @kirtivardhansinghranawat8396 3 роки тому +42

    4:36 mene 2nd year socha tha 😁😂😂😂

  • @unisimplex
    @unisimplex 3 роки тому +30

    The joke at 12:08 is not for 2020 😂😂

  • @amaansiddiqui2376
    @amaansiddiqui2376 4 роки тому +1301

    Everyone: happy that Abhishek uploaded a new video
    Memers: happy that we'll have new memes for the next month

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @CallMeAmaan
      @CallMeAmaan 4 роки тому

      Same name bro

    • @amaansiddiqui2376
      @amaansiddiqui2376 4 роки тому

      @@CallMeAmaan lol

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 3 роки тому

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

  • @shaswatsingh6460
    @shaswatsingh6460 4 роки тому +630

    “Ye jo sympathy nahi hain na aapke aankhon mein “ 😂

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому +2

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    • @jashajain911
      @jashajain911 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rbj3326
      @rbj3326 4 роки тому +2

      Woah... It seems like we almost watched the same video.

    • @HarshitSingh-hh3vu
      @HarshitSingh-hh3vu 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @Akimeeee
      @Akimeeee 2 роки тому

      @@rbj3326 finally someone said it , thanks brother

  • @mansibilthare1096
    @mansibilthare1096 3 роки тому +69

    His acsent n voice is way funnier than his jokes😂😂😂

  • @ASHISH.VIKRAM
    @ASHISH.VIKRAM 3 роки тому +13

    Unke ghr rhta hoon wha pe...wo aurat khadhi hai na wo balcony mai...usne sanskaar diye hai yeh...Epic line...🤣🤣🤣

  • @legionoflegends2049
    @legionoflegends2049 4 роки тому +1103

    When you can't go on comedy tours:
    Old trash jokes:
    'Yahi video to baad mein yaad aayegi.'

  • @sid9947
    @sid9947 4 роки тому +74

    Never left netflix so fast!! 😅

  • @vishakasaxena5019
    @vishakasaxena5019 Рік тому +35

    His expressions make the jokes even more funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carry6059
    @carry6059 3 роки тому +46

    11:03 you said once that you were only topper in 2nd😂

    • @sheeshdhant
      @sheeshdhant 2 роки тому +1

      Topper nahi peak pe bola tha kya pata woh uska peak ho

  • @levendesigns8032
    @levendesigns8032 3 роки тому +764

    He is like Mr. Bean his expression tells more than his words.
    Legend

    • @bbwa.moses_1852
      @bbwa.moses_1852 3 роки тому +6

      Mr Bean?
      So this is what you can come through😐

  • @DaftCunt
    @DaftCunt 4 роки тому +570

    Looks like Upmanyu found his UA-cam password

  • @siddharthrawat1490
    @siddharthrawat1490 3 роки тому +11

    Such a great comedian, the best part is your expression makes everyone to laugh

  • @MissWhite21
    @MissWhite21 3 роки тому +35

    Abhishek Upmanyu you are the reason I started watching stand up comedy. The disability part was the most relatable because just like you got to know about your colour blindness when you were 16 it was the same for me when I got to know that 1 of my eye is a lazy eye and I have amblopiya which is basically being blind from 1 eye. And my friends used to tease me saying how can I not know that I can't see from an eye that I got to know in Bio Lab while everyone used the microscope with both eyes and I wondered why 😅 I wish I could have tried for quota too Hahahahaha.
    But kudos to you buddy keep doing the awesome work and I want to definitely see more of you ❤💜❤

  • @shwetatiwari391
    @shwetatiwari391 4 роки тому +525

    "failure waale saare muhavare pata hain" damn 😭😂😂

  • @chiragparjan
    @chiragparjan 4 роки тому +1419

    Dad: Langdo ka mazaak mat udao
    AU: Kyu?
    Dad: *"Dant mei keede pad jayenge"*

  • @mdsameer3706
    @mdsameer3706 3 роки тому +9

    11:24 it took me 5 years for a cycle and 4 year for mobile.

  • @p.k.953
    @p.k.953 3 роки тому +18

    4:43 meine toh 1st class tak peak kiya tha

  • @Rahulsharma.999
    @Rahulsharma.999 4 роки тому +11053

    His trash joke is better than the whole Amit bhadana UA-cam playlist😂

    • @maazkhan4915
      @maazkhan4915 4 роки тому +329

      So true amit bhadana is a piece of

    • @Akshxt.75
      @Akshxt.75 4 роки тому +316

      Shit

    • @LaMessi22
      @LaMessi22 4 роки тому +315

      Bhadana overracting overhyped

    • @LaMessi22
      @LaMessi22 4 роки тому +202

      Bhadana overracting overhyped

    • @Rahulsharma.999
      @Rahulsharma.999 4 роки тому +98

      @@maazkhan4915 I hope ki aap piece of talent na khe😂

  • @juhisharma9042
    @juhisharma9042 4 роки тому +322

    Last time I was this early he was watching crime petrol

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому +1

      If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 4 роки тому +6

      @@EngineeringThugLife SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @facsimilestore6847
    @facsimilestore6847 Рік тому +24

    Oh god. You are hilarious Abhishek. ..

  • @smarth.bhatia
    @smarth.bhatia 3 роки тому +65

    It takes a human eye 0.3 sec to blink but dhoni's stumping speed was 0.08 sec fastest in the world

  • @tirthaslifestyle940
    @tirthaslifestyle940 4 роки тому +174

    Abhishek: 'Breathes'
    Everybody including us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eemonsaha3338
    @eemonsaha3338 4 роки тому +504

    Last time I was this early...... coronavirus was still in China

  • @Mayurhotcool
    @Mayurhotcool 3 роки тому +16

    What makes him my favourite comedian is .... i am watching this video 13th time & still it makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @filmthusiast1802
    @filmthusiast1802 3 роки тому +9

    -Unke ghar rehta hoon mai, Unke ghar.... 😂😂😂

  • @navingupta4433
    @navingupta4433 4 роки тому +368

    His tongue intruding wn he speaks makes the thing all the more cute and funnier 🔥♥️😂😇

  • @gamingtutorials7102
    @gamingtutorials7102 4 роки тому +478

    That *"Failure waale saare pata hai"* Hit Differently!!😂

  • @user-dl3zr1fl8i
    @user-dl3zr1fl8i 3 роки тому +78

    Legends are watching now.....😅😁😁

  • @yadavrajendra3152
    @yadavrajendra3152 3 роки тому +19

    Sir you are the Best stand up comedian forever and ever
    Your way of delivering jokes is
    Too funny
    Love you 💙💙💙💙💙
    I have seen all of your videos so many times

  • @sKy-fb3lb
    @sKy-fb3lb 4 роки тому +1538

    Abhi: students kon hai?
    Students: raise their hands.
    Abhishek: GHATIA😂

    • @srujankachhadia7543
      @srujankachhadia7543 3 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @thesbcchannel8295
      @thesbcchannel8295 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this ua-cam.com/video/s5P5Yh_p_zE/v-deo.html

  • @jatinsharma5090
    @jatinsharma5090 4 роки тому +1012

    The word that I like the most from his mouth is"fuddu" that had actually become more than a joke for me. And secondly when you act as a child your tone is very funny.I don't have enough word for you but one thing that I want to say , in Indian comedians you are not even in competition because "aap in sab cheezo se upar uth chuke ho" you are different. Being a fan my views may sound biased to you but I can assure you this not the case here,you deserve the all you have got and I will pray for your long life .
    Thanks for being a "virtual"part of my life,I will try my best to make it real one day.

    • @romitmalav
      @romitmalav 4 роки тому +29

      Tu toh emotional ho gyaa ree!😜

    • @meaj7969
      @meaj7969 4 роки тому +11

      konha gola🌐 se aaye ho bhai🥴🥴😜🤣🤣

    • @jibin7077
      @jibin7077 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/694FySAvfaM/v-deo.html

    • @evergreen7781
      @evergreen7781 4 роки тому +4

      Baass kar Bhai.... Rulayega kya...😂😂😂

    • @mstay1155
      @mstay1155 4 роки тому +1

      Watch real story here of tablighi jamaat chinese virus and wuhan health Organization
      ua-cam.com/video/bfIilbyrAK4/v-deo.html

  • @rizvialam
    @rizvialam 3 роки тому +60

    Yeah, This same happened to me when I discovered this year that I am colorblind (protanopia/red colourblindness) . I was reading my life science book and then there was 4 pictures with 4 types of colourblindness and I could not read the first picture (according to my friend it was 42) but I can't see it. And it feels very bad when the next guy does not want to believe that you can't read what he can read. And then I tell them I have red colourblindness and then they turn a page and find a sentence marked in red and ask you to if you can read it. it is serious but it is also very funny!😂

  • @inbox8paras
    @inbox8paras 10 місяців тому +5

    Ijjat pe hamla in the end 😉

  • @zarifmoonwar6949
    @zarifmoonwar6949 4 роки тому +888

    His reaction and voice is more funnier than his jokes

  • @Ankur4330
    @Ankur4330 4 роки тому +426

    Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he was my senior at AKSIPS and I only got to know about it recently!
    Makaan ka rent bharte reh gaye hum apni school fees se.

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому +1

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @drankurbaruah
      @drankurbaruah 4 роки тому +9

      @@HindboyAdisa Bhai dekhni hi nei hai.. headphones ki baat kaha se aa gayi?
      🤣

    • @unknownuser-xk9yc
      @unknownuser-xk9yc 4 роки тому

      😁😁😁😁😄😄

  • @shagun.n
    @shagun.n 3 роки тому +13

    We still have that 26 in our Biology book 😂😂

  • @Sky_infy
    @Sky_infy 6 місяців тому +2

    Bhai bahot dino bad dekh rha lekin phir bhi first time wala experience maza aa rha😂😂

  • @VinaySingh_07
    @VinaySingh_07 4 роки тому +375

    I am colorblind...in the school my classmates thought my life was black & white 🤣😂😂

    • @shikarishambu3332
      @shikarishambu3332 4 роки тому +17

      *Aeey..Sunna.. ♥ yeh konsa rang ka dil hai bolna..*

    • @ankit19930
      @ankit19930 4 роки тому +7

      @@shikarishambu3332 hahaha. harami sale. :D

    • @VinaySingh_07
      @VinaySingh_07 4 роки тому +12

      @@shikarishambu3332 😂😂😂bas issi tarah se kch bachpan gujra h mera...when i said to others, i'm colorblind... remember that now u r punching me down bro🤣🤣

    • @shivamchoudhary9522
      @shivamchoudhary9522 4 роки тому +5

      @@shikarishambu3332 bahi gulabi dil 🤣

    • @yashnathsharma5294
      @yashnathsharma5294 4 роки тому +2

      @@shikarishambu3332 green😂😂

  • @bhargabkashyapgogoi5315
    @bhargabkashyapgogoi5315 4 роки тому +366

    I can imagine him as a kid.. How naughty he might have been😂

  • @bunnysartcorner587
    @bunnysartcorner587 2 роки тому +11

    9:45 meri ai thi 10th aur 12th me....fir sb khtm college me😆😆😆😆😆

  • @vishalsaini3878
    @vishalsaini3878 3 роки тому +30

    Best thing is that you never disrespect anyone for comedy.😊

  • @TusharMaddyVines
    @TusharMaddyVines 4 роки тому +2242

    Me to Mom : Maa, Mujhe colorblindness hai!
    Mom: Aur Chalaaa phone!!
    Me - 0, Mom - 1

  • @girishmanshani1833
    @girishmanshani1833 4 роки тому +314

    *in venice dolphins return*
    meanwhile on UA-cam:

  • @mr_keshav8134
    @mr_keshav8134 7 місяців тому +8

    Relatable.
    I m also colour blind... Aisa hi hua tha mere sath bhi 3:54 😂😂

  • @dimplesingh6839
    @dimplesingh6839 3 роки тому +3

    You are a true comedian ...Because uski pehchan hi ye hoti h ki vo simple si baat p bhi logo ko hasa deta hai....Delivery, pauses, expression yhi to vo cheeje hoti h jo aapko funny or not funny bnati h....And u r superb at that....
    My all time favorite. Comedian only two.... you and abhinav singh bassi❤️❤️

    • @yuvraj5821
      @yuvraj5821 3 роки тому

      Yeah didi pura 5 marks ka para likh diya 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abductedprince
    @abductedprince 3 роки тому +131

    The best thing about him is that he enjoys his gigs himself!

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 3 роки тому +1

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

  • @abhaykag9011
    @abhaykag9011 4 роки тому +727

    Who believe that abheshek should start His own Show

    • @neemh7132
      @neemh7132 4 роки тому +1

      Sahi hai

    • @neemh7132
      @neemh7132 4 роки тому +1

      He should start

    • @shekharsolanki9999
      @shekharsolanki9999 4 роки тому +1

      Right one

    • @soniyagurung8016
      @soniyagurung8016 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому +1

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

  • @Dead_Target_911
    @Dead_Target_911 11 місяців тому +12

    Could anybody guess ! In 10th he was in ICSE and a book of biology of Selina publications has the 26 wala coloured diagram . He tells the truth 🎉❤

  • @bibhassen9819
    @bibhassen9819 Рік тому +2

    #Love From West Bengal, India ❤💙🇮🇳

  • @keniljain796
    @keniljain796 4 роки тому +314

    1:53
    Ambani be like "Abe Saale "
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 3 роки тому +1

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

    • @cateditz1021
      @cateditz1021 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abhijeetsaxena2812
    @abhijeetsaxena2812 4 роки тому +783

    *Moral of the Story is :-*
    *Start Following Him on Instagram*

  • @anamikarandhawa9755
    @anamikarandhawa9755 3 роки тому +5

    "Unke ghr rhta hoon mein....wo jo aurt khddii hai n balkoni mey"....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Sira lga sira jma🤘

  • @shreya5203
    @shreya5203 2 роки тому +2

    again rewatching your videos because I was waiting for your content please upload something soon.. your jokes and you yourself make my days joyful

  • @max007meanz
    @max007meanz 3 роки тому +272

    A walking testimony of "a comedian is not a person saying funny things.... It's a funny person, just saying things!!"

  • @SUNILKUMAR-eh5tl
    @SUNILKUMAR-eh5tl 4 роки тому +315

    Accent : AMAZING
    Story : AMAZING
    Expressions : AMAZING
    OVERALL : FULL PACKAGE

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 3 роки тому +2

      Watch bassi's best video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

  • @DheerajSharma-zr8bj
    @DheerajSharma-zr8bj 2 роки тому +12

    He is the best Standup comedian right now 🔥🔥

  • @puneetshukla96
    @puneetshukla96 3 роки тому +6

    It's always great watching his videos again and again 😂

  • @aayushdixit2589
    @aayushdixit2589 4 роки тому +324

    I usually don't comment but phir socha yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂

  • @parthpadhye5543
    @parthpadhye5543 4 роки тому +409

    "Failure is the step....."
    Mai krta hu..✋
    🤣🤣👌
    Failure wale saare muhavare pta h.. Epic😂🙌

    • @diwakarsingh7309
      @diwakarsingh7309 4 роки тому

      😂😂👍👍😄😄 mujhe bhi bahut jyada acha lga

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

    • @sundelscorestore
      @sundelscorestore 4 роки тому +4

      This was so relatable

  • @KhanTalha
    @KhanTalha 3 роки тому +25

    He and bassi are the two guys that are really funny but bassi ki videos boht kam hai.

    • @aksharamiryala29
      @aksharamiryala29 3 роки тому +2

      I dont find Bassi that funny. But i love Abhishek!

  • @sarthaksen4421
    @sarthaksen4421 3 роки тому +9

    I just love this man🤩

  • @mrnobody6848
    @mrnobody6848 4 роки тому +38

    2:45 koi bat ni.. Ans to pata hi hai 🤣🤣👌

  • @ashwins5255
    @ashwins5255 4 роки тому +487

    The fact that a color blind guy tried to say sorry for being color bind tells you a lot about our education system

    • @PavanMehta
      @PavanMehta 4 роки тому +19

      More about our society

    • @DeepfukingValue
      @DeepfukingValue 2 роки тому +7

      🥲 i understand your pain. I'm also colourblind

  • @adityanagvekar2476
    @adityanagvekar2476 Рік тому +3

    Andhe se to upgrade hi hai 😂😂

  • @vikrantrana7795
    @vikrantrana7795 Рік тому +2

    4:47 jony bhai ki yaad agyi 😅