Instagram Jokes Compilation(Colorblindness, Cycle, Students) | Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
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Even the jokes he considers bad are gold. The way he says his jokes is what makes it funnier.
Seriously man!!
You don't know what team stand up is shithead
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But jokes were really trash.. Not upto the abhiska level...
In Italy: Dolphins returning to the shore🐬🐬
In India: Abhisek Upmanyu returning to You Tube😂♥️♥️🔥
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As a colorblind person this is hilarious and relatable 😂
@@recreationwithsen4628 Haa bahut mixed reactions milte the he
Koi quota milta h kya isme?
@@nikhiljoshi2542 well mujhe tho aisa kuch nahi mila
i have sympathy for you 😂
Do you have any other difficulties being a colorblind person? Like except being confused with the colors. 🧐
5:49 Andhe se toh upgrade hi hai!!!😂😂😂
His way of delivering joke is funnier than the joke itself. Thats the thing which makes him outstanding
I think every comedian does this
@@NishitSharmaJi he is decent not great. There are other comedians like anubhav who have better comic timing.
Exactly
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This is the talent bro 😎
Best part of Abhishek Upmanyu is that he smiles after delivering his own jokes. He is amused
Well I think u haven't seen Aakash mehta
abhishek+upmanyu
Chakravyuh main joke kaun marraha tha bhai
Anubhav Singh bassi ka naam nhi suna kua
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
4:00 Teacher: Declares that Abhishek is disabled
Audience: proceeds to laugh
xD
"Bhaag ke dekho gir jaoge" oh my GOD🤣
Usny haqeqat btae ap has rhy ho disable NH bhag skta waqae gir jae ga
this video exist -
my phones volume is like ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️
Next time use headphones 😃
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Seriously bruh
check this out for some funny stuff...
"Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
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haan bhai
His Jokes + His Accent + His Expressions = A complete laughter package.
He doesnt even try to make us laugh...so natural...just like a neighborhood friend...
@@prashantvverma97 Exactly verma Saab😇😇😇
@Tushar Madaan great😂job bro...
He's brilliant at his craft.
@@prashantvverma97 this is what are the identity of original comedians
7:44 nowadays students are more tensed.
True
8:36 Abhishek: isliye pange main students se leta hu
Tanmay Bhat: students se pange mt lo
Tanmay Bhat: “Students se Pange mat lo”
Abhishek Upamanyu: “...Mai pange students se hi leta hu”
XD
Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum.
Dusre ki comment copy krne ke bavajud highlight hone ke baad, khush toh bahut hoge tum
tanmay bhat toh mauga hai sala
Aman Vats Mere bhai mera to koi copy karne ka intent nahi tha. But if still kisi aur ka comment same ya similar hai then Sorry. Credit leke mai comedian nahi bann jaunga 😂
@@vatsaman31 OMG call the police
"Yaad hai vo pal jab poora aik ghanta hanse thay"
This must be said by his friend jo present mei nostalgia mei jee raha hai 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yahi baatein to baad me yaad aayengi
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Oo bhaiiiii😂😂
1:12 The fact that I actually am disabled (Langri) makes it so much better 😂
Really?
I also 😂
4:10 his expression are almost like Mr. Bean 🤣
He's a comedy legend. But only problem is that his videos come after a long gap. 🙌
Instagram par follow karo jyda video vahi par aathe hai bro
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Good things take time
You are right. But actually woh shows jyada karte hai. Me bhi chahata Hoon ki unki jyada videos upload ho.
Quality over quantity
This guy is like Haley's comet....
But this comment ain't like halley's comet. This doesn't come after 73 yrs. This comes literally every 73 seconds
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Worth Watching
Dishant Arora Your a funny man indeed
Aunty ke aankho me thuk dia was hilarious 😂😂
11:09 Le do cycle isko yaar...Gold expression and dialogue delivery.
Unpopular opinion He is better than zakir khan
Yes much much better than zakir khan
He's the best. The OG! Nobody even comes close to him.
manawar tou phir baap h comedy ka
@@Letswatxh He's anything but a comedian!
Oo bhai Zakir khan is legend
Abhishek :- Papa mjhe colorblindness hai....kese theek hoga ?
His Dad :- *Tum Subah Uth Ke Toh Dekho Yaar*
Hahah😂
Best 😂😂😂🤝
😂😂😂😂
Subah nhi ithoge to daant mei keede padh jayenge 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂
The way this guy delivers every dialogue is gold. I bet if I meet him and he says something normal , I would still burst out laughing 😂
Tum student hogi isliy 😂😂
@Abhishek Upmanyu You don't even need jokes to make people laugh. Expressions are more than enough. Best comedian in past 10 yrs
The way he says "theek hai" is so loving nd funny 😝😝
shaadi krlo
If ayushmann khurana watches this video, he will make a movie out of color blindness😂
Yes
Bhai vo movie nahi banata
Bhai bilkul banana bhi chahiye taki logo ko or govt ko hmari problem smj aaye itni rat ko bhi jag rha hu kyoki m bs yhi search krta rhta hu medical course kiya usme bhi job nhi lgi
@@RAJVerma-yp2vd bhai it's sad yaar😟, par color blindness se job nahi lagi? Aisa hota hai kya? (Just asking)
@@divyanshutanwar5665 ha bhai mene khud medical course kiya h lakin ab dr sta rha h lakin m cheat kruga ager ho ski to kyoki court ne mbbs valo ko allow kr diya isme to muje kyo nhi
During Quarantaine
NETFLIX- Money Heist 4
Abhishek Upmanyu - Hold my beer🍺
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Money heist "4 released?
@@simpleJoee good morning broo✌✌
Everybody tells jokes, but the way they deliver is what makes them special. And abhishek is master in it.
Literally he has some issues with his parents😂
His trash jokes are better than 90% of the comedians.
99%
Exactly!!
Lol, same Comments😂😂
Not true. He's a good comedian but there are others too.
@@The561263 lol what do you mean by good comedian......Abhishek is one of the best standup comedian in India......even according to me better than zakir khan.
Everyone: happy that Abhishek uploaded a new video
Memers: happy that we'll have new memes for the next month
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Same name bro
@@CallMeAmaan lol
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7:58 extremely relatable... Yaad h uss din hase the 1 ghanta.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The ways he conveys his jokes with his hiss wittiest accent is just superb 😘
“Ye jo sympathy nahi hain na aapke aankhon mein “ 😂
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🤣🤣🤣
Woah... It seems like we almost watched the same video.
🤣🤣
@@rbj3326 finally someone said it , thanks brother
His trash jokes are god level
@Dushyant Chobitkar Bhai Bhai Bhai Control.... 😂🔥
King of pushups variations ua-cam.com/video/SnXIuUEnwtk/v-deo.html
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"Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
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@Accidental Genius Name defines you bro ...peace out ✌️
The joke at 12:08 is not for 2020 😂😂
I started watching this video to have a good laugh, but instead I got attacked for studying from AKSIPS😂😂😂😂
His accent is more funnier than his jokes
Yaaa
@@wasifahammed5931 🙂🙂🙂
Samay raina msaid that abhishek consciously puts an effort make his words sound funny
I agree
Lisp not accent
Never left netflix so fast!! 😅
Unke ghr rhta hoon wha pe...wo aurat khadhi hai na wo balcony mai...usne sanskaar diye hai yeh...Epic line...🤣🤣🤣
4:36 mene 2nd year socha tha 😁😂😂😂
When you can't go on comedy tours:
Old trash jokes:
'Yahi video to baad mein yaad aayegi.'
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a king in stand up comedy
(Touch the egg)
🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like Upmanyu found his UA-cam password
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's rare he does that sometime
ok
@@spectiler6028 🤣🤣
...... Again!
His expressions make the jokes even more funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
-Unke ghar rehta hoon mai, Unke ghar.... 😂😂😂
"Quota mil jayegaa?"😂😂😂😂👌
Every general caste candidate's fantasy
Exactly
Varun Jain I hope caste based oppression and discrimination is also your fantasy.
@@kamnasingh1774 we're not responsible for the actions of our ancestors
@@kamnasingh1774 u hope? What do u mean by u hope?
@Kuldeep Kumar
Mr.Kuldeep: Supports reservation
Also Mr.Kuldeep: kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka
He is like Mr. Bean his expression tells more than his words.
Legend
Mr Bean?
So this is what you can come through😐
Abhishek Upmanyu you are the reason I started watching stand up comedy. The disability part was the most relatable because just like you got to know about your colour blindness when you were 16 it was the same for me when I got to know that 1 of my eye is a lazy eye and I have amblopiya which is basically being blind from 1 eye. And my friends used to tease me saying how can I not know that I can't see from an eye that I got to know in Bio Lab while everyone used the microscope with both eyes and I wondered why 😅 I wish I could have tried for quota too Hahahahaha.
But kudos to you buddy keep doing the awesome work and I want to definitely see more of you ❤💜❤
What makes him my favourite comedian is .... i am watching this video 13th time & still it makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂
"failure waale saare muhavare pata hain" damn 😭😂😂
Lol
Last time I was this early he was watching crime petrol
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@@EngineeringThugLife SHUT THE FUCK UP
11:24 it took me 5 years for a cycle and 4 year for mobile.
Such a great comedian, the best part is your expression makes everyone to laugh
Dad: Langdo ka mazaak mat udao
AU: Kyu?
Dad: *"Dant mei keede pad jayenge"*
Which video??
Oooooooo😆😆😆😆
@@MKaur. elders respect and comeback
Oh bhaiii awesome...
Papa zara idhar aao..aao idhar baat karni hai
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he was my senior at AKSIPS and I only got to know about it recently!
Makaan ka rent bharte reh gaye hum apni school fees se.
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@@HindboyAdisa Bhai dekhni hi nei hai.. headphones ki baat kaha se aa gayi?
🤣
😁😁😁😁😄😄
again rewatching your videos because I was waiting for your content please upload something soon.. your jokes and you yourself make my days joyful
Sir you are the Best stand up comedian forever and ever
Your way of delivering jokes is
Too funny
Love you 💙💙💙💙💙
I have seen all of your videos so many times
Abhishek: 'Breathes'
Everybody including us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
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The word that I like the most from his mouth is"fuddu" that had actually become more than a joke for me. And secondly when you act as a child your tone is very funny.I don't have enough word for you but one thing that I want to say , in Indian comedians you are not even in competition because "aap in sab cheezo se upar uth chuke ho" you are different. Being a fan my views may sound biased to you but I can assure you this not the case here,you deserve the all you have got and I will pray for your long life .
Thanks for being a "virtual"part of my life,I will try my best to make it real one day.
Tu toh emotional ho gyaa ree!😜
konha gola🌐 se aaye ho bhai🥴🥴😜🤣🤣
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Baass kar Bhai.... Rulayega kya...😂😂😂
Watch real story here of tablighi jamaat chinese virus and wuhan health Organization
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It's always great watching his videos again and again 😂
You are really a stress buster🤗..I have started watching your videos last week and now it's my favourite thing on UA-cam....All the best👍👍😊
The best thing about him is that he enjoys his gigs himself!
Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
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Abhi: students kon hai?
Students: raise their hands.
Abhishek: GHATIA😂
Ok
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Oh god. You are hilarious Abhishek. ..
We have been waiting for more of your videos to come as such we like u alot bcz many of us can not come to see ur live show
I am colorblind...in the school my classmates thought my life was black & white 🤣😂😂
*Aeey..Sunna.. ♥ yeh konsa rang ka dil hai bolna..*
@@shikarishambu3332 hahaha. harami sale. :D
@@shikarishambu3332 😂😂😂bas issi tarah se kch bachpan gujra h mera...when i said to others, i'm colorblind... remember that now u r punching me down bro🤣🤣
@@shikarishambu3332 bahi gulabi dil 🤣
@@shikarishambu3332 green😂😂
Last time I was this early...... coronavirus was still in China
take care ❤
Copied!
Last time I was this early cornona was just a beer
Toxic you talking about my profile?
@@SilenceSerene lmao😂😂😂
Bhai bahot dino bad dekh rha lekin phir bhi first time wala experience maza aa rha😂😂
11:03 you said once that you were only topper in 2nd😂
Topper nahi peak pe bola tha kya pata woh uska peak ho
His tongue intruding wn he speaks makes the thing all the more cute and funnier 🔥♥️😂😇
His trash joke is better than the whole Amit bhadana UA-cam playlist😂
So true amit bhadana is a piece of
Shit
Bhadana overracting overhyped
Bhadana overracting overhyped
@@maazkhan4915 I hope ki aap piece of talent na khe😂
We still have that 26 in our Biology book 😂😂
Which page
Ijjat pe hamla in the end 😉
Me to Mom : Maa, Mujhe colorblindness hai!
Mom: Aur Chalaaa phone!!
Me - 0, Mom - 1
😂😂😅
Really (1)
Hahahahaha
@@rahulvig5298 really (2)
Really🤣🤣
Who believe that abheshek should start His own Show
Sahi hai
He should start
Right one
Yes
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
You are a true comedian ...Because uski pehchan hi ye hoti h ki vo simple si baat p bhi logo ko hasa deta hai....Delivery, pauses, expression yhi to vo cheeje hoti h jo aapko funny or not funny bnati h....And u r superb at that....
My all time favorite. Comedian only two.... you and abhinav singh bassi❤️❤️
Yeah didi pura 5 marks ka para likh diya 🤣🤣🤣
His acsent n voice is way funnier than his jokes😂😂😂
His reaction and voice is more funnier than his jokes
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Bacche abhi bahut kuch seekhna h zindagi mein
True
@@testmani9259 sahi toh keh raha bhai ye bcha😂🤷🏻♂️
@@sarfarajalam5272 sahi hai
1:53
Ambani be like "Abe Saale "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bhai...u r awesome comedian yaar.... a good stress buster... God bless u .. make ppl laugh always..!!
9:45 meri ai thi 10th aur 12th me....fir sb khtm college me😆😆😆😆😆
That's not funny at all
@@american.psycho then don't laugh
Same bhai...meri bhi aai thi 12th mein
Or ab first year college me sb khatam
*in venice dolphins return*
meanwhile on UA-cam:
Underrated.
😂😂
thank you :)
Lit lit 😂🔥
That *"Failure waale saare pata hai"* Hit Differently!!😂
200 likes
I just love this man🤩
Abhishek upmanyu Sir
You are fantastic..
Keep growing, best wishes❤️
I can imagine him as a kid.. How naughty he might have been😂
Naughty 😏😏
*Moral of the Story is :-*
*Start Following Him on Instagram*
😂😂😂🙏🏻
Oh bhai😂😂😂😊
mutthu😂
बोहत खूब मेरे भ्राता।
Nahi mat karo warna ye hame compilation nahi milta
Why are you so damn good? Simply outstanding 🥺❤
Hugeee fannnn
#Love From West Bengal, India ❤💙🇮🇳
DD National : Ramayan is back
DD Bharti : Mahabharat is back
Venice : Dolphins are back
meanwhile
Me : Upmanyu is back 🔥🔥🔥
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Because you can't think that level.
Because you can't think that level.
@@anupgupta4709 wtf are you talking about
"Failure is the step....."
Mai krta hu..✋
🤣🤣👌
Failure wale saare muhavare pta h.. Epic😂🙌
😂😂👍👍😄😄 mujhe bhi bahut jyada acha lga
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
This was so relatable
Relatable.
I m also colour blind... Aisa hi hua tha mere sath bhi 3:54 😂😂
It takes a human eye 0.3 sec to blink but dhoni's stumping speed was 0.08 sec fastest in the world
OK
He is one of the legends of cricket.......The very best
The way he delivers his jokes is so different from rest of comedians... And also a Lot of relatable stuff ... U can watch him over and over again w/o getting bored
Watch sumit anand show he is too good as well
@@triptirihan3499 sure would love to... !!
Yaa really
Your relationship stays wuite long, its my belief
He is a legend
2:45 koi bat ni.. Ans to pata hi hai 🤣🤣👌
Legends are watching now.....😅😁😁
😌
😂
Yeah 🤣
😎
MARCH😂❤️
4:43 meine toh 1st class tak peak kiya tha
I usually don't comment but phir socha yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂
😆😆😂😂
😂😂😂 lol
Copied hai
😂
fuck
10:57 failure vale sare muhavare pata hain 😝😂
I keep coming back to this masterpiece
Very hardworking guy🙏🏻👏🏻
And the most entertaining one♥️