Instagram Jokes Compilation(Colorblindness, Cycle, Students) | Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
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Even the jokes he considers bad are gold. The way he says his jokes is what makes it funnier.
Seriously man!!
You don't know what team stand up is shithead
check this out too... ;)
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True
But jokes were really trash.. Not upto the abhiska level...
this video exist -
my phones volume is like ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️
Next time use headphones 😃
True
Seriously bruh
check this out for some funny stuff...
"Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
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haan bhai
As a colorblind person this is hilarious and relatable 😂
@@recreationwithsen4628 Haa bahut mixed reactions milte the he
Koi quota milta h kya isme?
@@nikhiljoshi2542 well mujhe tho aisa kuch nahi mila
i have sympathy for you 😂
Do you have any other difficulties being a colorblind person? Like except being confused with the colors. 🧐
5:49 Andhe se toh upgrade hi hai!!!😂😂😂
His Jokes + His Accent + His Expressions = A complete laughter package.
He doesnt even try to make us laugh...so natural...just like a neighborhood friend...
@@prashantvverma97 Exactly verma Saab😇😇😇
@Tushar Madaan great😂job bro...
He's brilliant at his craft.
@@prashantvverma97 this is what are the identity of original comedians
Best part of Abhishek Upmanyu is that he smiles after delivering his own jokes. He is amused
Well I think u haven't seen Aakash mehta
abhishek+upmanyu
Chakravyuh main joke kaun marraha tha bhai
Anubhav Singh bassi ka naam nhi suna kua
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
7:44 nowadays students are more tensed.
True
"Bhaag ke dekho gir jaoge" oh my GOD🤣
Usny haqeqat btae ap has rhy ho disable NH bhag skta waqae gir jae ga
This guy is like Haley's comet....
But this comment ain't like halley's comet. This doesn't come after 73 yrs. This comes literally every 73 seconds
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Worth Watching
Dishant Arora Your a funny man indeed
Aunty ke aankho me thuk dia was hilarious 😂😂
His way of delivering joke is funnier than the joke itself. Thats the thing which makes him outstanding
I think every comedian does this
@@NishitSharmaJi he is decent not great. There are other comedians like anubhav who have better comic timing.
Exactly
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This is the talent bro 😎
4:00 Teacher: Declares that Abhishek is disabled
Audience: proceeds to laugh
xD
Literally he has some issues with his parents😂
Tanmay Bhat: “Students se Pange mat lo”
Abhishek Upamanyu: “...Mai pange students se hi leta hu”
XD
Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum.
Dusre ki comment copy krne ke bavajud highlight hone ke baad, khush toh bahut hoge tum
tanmay bhat toh mauga hai sala
Aman Vats Mere bhai mera to koi copy karne ka intent nahi tha. But if still kisi aur ka comment same ya similar hai then Sorry. Credit leke mai comedian nahi bann jaunga 😂
@@vatsaman31 OMG call the police
In Italy: Dolphins returning to the shore🐬🐬
In India: Abhisek Upmanyu returning to You Tube😂♥️♥️🔥
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1:12 The fact that I actually am disabled (Langri) makes it so much better 😂
Really?
I also 😂
8:36 Abhishek: isliye pange main students se leta hu
Tanmay Bhat: students se pange mt lo
Abhishek :- Papa mjhe colorblindness hai....kese theek hoga ?
His Dad :- *Tum Subah Uth Ke Toh Dekho Yaar*
Hahah😂
Best 😂😂😂🤝
😂😂😂😂
Subah nhi ithoge to daant mei keede padh jayenge 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂
He's a comedy legend. But only problem is that his videos come after a long gap. 🙌
Instagram par follow karo jyda video vahi par aathe hai bro
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Good things take time
You are right. But actually woh shows jyada karte hai. Me bhi chahata Hoon ki unki jyada videos upload ho.
Quality over quantity
Everybody tells jokes, but the way they deliver is what makes them special. And abhishek is master in it.
4:10 his expression are almost like Mr. Bean 🤣
If ayushmann khurana watches this video, he will make a movie out of color blindness😂
Yes
Bhai vo movie nahi banata
Bhai bilkul banana bhi chahiye taki logo ko or govt ko hmari problem smj aaye itni rat ko bhi jag rha hu kyoki m bs yhi search krta rhta hu medical course kiya usme bhi job nhi lgi
@@RAJVerma-yp2vd bhai it's sad yaar😟, par color blindness se job nahi lagi? Aisa hota hai kya? (Just asking)
@@divyanshutanwar5665 ha bhai mene khud medical course kiya h lakin ab dr sta rha h lakin m cheat kruga ager ho ski to kyoki court ne mbbs valo ko allow kr diya isme to muje kyo nhi
"Yaad hai vo pal jab poora aik ghanta hanse thay"
This must be said by his friend jo present mei nostalgia mei jee raha hai 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yahi baatein to baad me yaad aayengi
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Oo bhaiiiii😂😂
The ways he conveys his jokes with his hiss wittiest accent is just superb 😘
The way he says "theek hai" is so loving nd funny 😝😝
shaadi krlo
His trash jokes are better than 90% of the comedians.
99%
Exactly!!
Lol, same Comments😂😂
Not true. He's a good comedian but there are others too.
@@The561263 lol what do you mean by good comedian......Abhishek is one of the best standup comedian in India......even according to me better than zakir khan.
The way this guy delivers every dialogue is gold. I bet if I meet him and he says something normal , I would still burst out laughing 😂
Tum student hogi isliy 😂😂
11:09 Le do cycle isko yaar...Gold expression and dialogue delivery.
I started watching this video to have a good laugh, but instead I got attacked for studying from AKSIPS😂😂😂😂
His trash jokes are god level
@Dushyant Chobitkar Bhai Bhai Bhai Control.... 😂🔥
King of pushups variations ua-cam.com/video/SnXIuUEnwtk/v-deo.html
check this out for some funny stuff...
"Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
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@Accidental Genius Name defines you bro ...peace out ✌️
During Quarantaine
NETFLIX- Money Heist 4
Abhishek Upmanyu - Hold my beer🍺
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"Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
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Money heist "4 released?
@@myFriend22198 good morning broo✌✌
@Abhishek Upmanyu You don't even need jokes to make people laugh. Expressions are more than enough. Best comedian in past 10 yrs
7:58 extremely relatable... Yaad h uss din hase the 1 ghanta.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His accent is more funnier than his jokes
Yaaa
@@wasifahammed5931 🙂🙂🙂
Samay raina msaid that abhishek consciously puts an effort make his words sound funny
I agree
Lisp not accent
"Quota mil jayegaa?"😂😂😂😂👌
Every general caste candidate's fantasy
Exactly
Varun Jain I hope caste based oppression and discrimination is also your fantasy.
@@kamnasingh1774 we're not responsible for the actions of our ancestors
@@kamnasingh1774 u hope? What do u mean by u hope?
@Kuldeep Kumar
Mr.Kuldeep: Supports reservation
Also Mr.Kuldeep: kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka
4:36 mene 2nd year socha tha 😁😂😂😂
The joke at 12:08 is not for 2020 😂😂
Everyone: happy that Abhishek uploaded a new video
Memers: happy that we'll have new memes for the next month
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Same name bro
@@CallMeAmaan lol
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“Ye jo sympathy nahi hain na aapke aankhon mein “ 😂
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🤣🤣🤣
Woah... It seems like we almost watched the same video.
🤣🤣
@@rbj3326 finally someone said it , thanks brother
His acsent n voice is way funnier than his jokes😂😂😂
Unke ghr rhta hoon wha pe...wo aurat khadhi hai na wo balcony mai...usne sanskaar diye hai yeh...Epic line...🤣🤣🤣
When you can't go on comedy tours:
Old trash jokes:
'Yahi video to baad mein yaad aayegi.'
😂😂😂😂😂
He's a king in stand up comedy
(Touch the egg)
🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Never left netflix so fast!! 😅
His expressions make the jokes even more funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:03 you said once that you were only topper in 2nd😂
Topper nahi peak pe bola tha kya pata woh uska peak ho
He is like Mr. Bean his expression tells more than his words.
Legend
Mr Bean?
So this is what you can come through😐
Looks like Upmanyu found his UA-cam password
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's rare he does that sometime
ok
@@spectiler6028 🤣🤣
...... Again!
Such a great comedian, the best part is your expression makes everyone to laugh
Abhishek Upmanyu you are the reason I started watching stand up comedy. The disability part was the most relatable because just like you got to know about your colour blindness when you were 16 it was the same for me when I got to know that 1 of my eye is a lazy eye and I have amblopiya which is basically being blind from 1 eye. And my friends used to tease me saying how can I not know that I can't see from an eye that I got to know in Bio Lab while everyone used the microscope with both eyes and I wondered why 😅 I wish I could have tried for quota too Hahahahaha.
But kudos to you buddy keep doing the awesome work and I want to definitely see more of you ❤💜❤
"failure waale saare muhavare pata hain" damn 😭😂😂
Lol
Dad: Langdo ka mazaak mat udao
AU: Kyu?
Dad: *"Dant mei keede pad jayenge"*
Which video??
Oooooooo😆😆😆😆
@@MKaur. elders respect and comeback
Oh bhaiii awesome...
Papa zara idhar aao..aao idhar baat karni hai
11:24 it took me 5 years for a cycle and 4 year for mobile.
4:43 meine toh 1st class tak peak kiya tha
His trash joke is better than the whole Amit bhadana UA-cam playlist😂
So true amit bhadana is a piece of
Shit
Bhadana overracting overhyped
Bhadana overracting overhyped
@@maazkhan4915 I hope ki aap piece of talent na khe😂
Last time I was this early he was watching crime petrol
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@@EngineeringThugLife SHUT THE FUCK UP
Oh god. You are hilarious Abhishek. ..
It takes a human eye 0.3 sec to blink but dhoni's stumping speed was 0.08 sec fastest in the world
OK
He is one of the legends of cricket.......The very best
Abhishek: 'Breathes'
Everybody including us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
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Last time I was this early...... coronavirus was still in China
take care ❤
Copied!
Last time I was this early cornona was just a beer
Toxic you talking about my profile?
@@SilenceSerene lmao😂😂😂
What makes him my favourite comedian is .... i am watching this video 13th time & still it makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂
-Unke ghar rehta hoon mai, Unke ghar.... 😂😂😂
His tongue intruding wn he speaks makes the thing all the more cute and funnier 🔥♥️😂😇
That *"Failure waale saare pata hai"* Hit Differently!!😂
200 likes
Legends are watching now.....😅😁😁
😌
😂
Yeah 🤣
😎
MARCH😂❤️
Sir you are the Best stand up comedian forever and ever
Your way of delivering jokes is
Too funny
Love you 💙💙💙💙💙
I have seen all of your videos so many times
Abhi: students kon hai?
Students: raise their hands.
Abhishek: GHATIA😂
Ok
Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this ua-cam.com/video/s5P5Yh_p_zE/v-deo.html
The word that I like the most from his mouth is"fuddu" that had actually become more than a joke for me. And secondly when you act as a child your tone is very funny.I don't have enough word for you but one thing that I want to say , in Indian comedians you are not even in competition because "aap in sab cheezo se upar uth chuke ho" you are different. Being a fan my views may sound biased to you but I can assure you this not the case here,you deserve the all you have got and I will pray for your long life .
Thanks for being a "virtual"part of my life,I will try my best to make it real one day.
Tu toh emotional ho gyaa ree!😜
konha gola🌐 se aaye ho bhai🥴🥴😜🤣🤣
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Baass kar Bhai.... Rulayega kya...😂😂😂
Watch real story here of tablighi jamaat chinese virus and wuhan health Organization
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Yeah, This same happened to me when I discovered this year that I am colorblind (protanopia/red colourblindness) . I was reading my life science book and then there was 4 pictures with 4 types of colourblindness and I could not read the first picture (according to my friend it was 42) but I can't see it. And it feels very bad when the next guy does not want to believe that you can't read what he can read. And then I tell them I have red colourblindness and then they turn a page and find a sentence marked in red and ask you to if you can read it. it is serious but it is also very funny!😂
Ijjat pe hamla in the end 😉
His reaction and voice is more funnier than his jokes
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Bacche abhi bahut kuch seekhna h zindagi mein
True
@@testmani9259 sahi toh keh raha bhai ye bcha😂🤷🏻♂️
@@sarfarajalam5272 sahi hai
Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he was my senior at AKSIPS and I only got to know about it recently!
Makaan ka rent bharte reh gaye hum apni school fees se.
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@@HindboyAdisa Bhai dekhni hi nei hai.. headphones ki baat kaha se aa gayi?
🤣
😁😁😁😁😄😄
We still have that 26 in our Biology book 😂😂
Which page
Bhai bahot dino bad dekh rha lekin phir bhi first time wala experience maza aa rha😂😂
I am colorblind...in the school my classmates thought my life was black & white 🤣😂😂
*Aeey..Sunna.. ♥ yeh konsa rang ka dil hai bolna..*
@@shikarishambu3332 hahaha. harami sale. :D
@@shikarishambu3332 😂😂😂bas issi tarah se kch bachpan gujra h mera...when i said to others, i'm colorblind... remember that now u r punching me down bro🤣🤣
@@shikarishambu3332 bahi gulabi dil 🤣
@@shikarishambu3332 green😂😂
I can imagine him as a kid.. How naughty he might have been😂
Naughty 😏😏
9:45 meri ai thi 10th aur 12th me....fir sb khtm college me😆😆😆😆😆
That's not funny at all
@@american.psycho then don't laugh
Same bhai...meri bhi aai thi 12th mein
Or ab first year college me sb khatam
Best thing is that you never disrespect anyone for comedy.😊
Me to Mom : Maa, Mujhe colorblindness hai!
Mom: Aur Chalaaa phone!!
Me - 0, Mom - 1
😂😂😅
Really (1)
Hahahahaha
@@rahulvig5298 really (2)
Really🤣🤣
*in venice dolphins return*
meanwhile on UA-cam:
Underrated.
😂😂
thank you :)
Lit lit 😂🔥
Relatable.
I m also colour blind... Aisa hi hua tha mere sath bhi 3:54 😂😂
You are a true comedian ...Because uski pehchan hi ye hoti h ki vo simple si baat p bhi logo ko hasa deta hai....Delivery, pauses, expression yhi to vo cheeje hoti h jo aapko funny or not funny bnati h....And u r superb at that....
My all time favorite. Comedian only two.... you and abhinav singh bassi❤️❤️
Yeah didi pura 5 marks ka para likh diya 🤣🤣🤣
The best thing about him is that he enjoys his gigs himself!
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Who believe that abheshek should start His own Show
Sahi hai
He should start
Right one
Yes
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
Could anybody guess ! In 10th he was in ICSE and a book of biology of Selina publications has the 26 wala coloured diagram . He tells the truth 🎉❤
#Love From West Bengal, India ❤💙🇮🇳
1:53
Ambani be like "Abe Saale "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Moral of the Story is :-*
*Start Following Him on Instagram*
😂😂😂🙏🏻
Oh bhai😂😂😂😊
mutthu😂
बोहत खूब मेरे भ्राता।
Nahi mat karo warna ye hame compilation nahi milta
"Unke ghr rhta hoon mein....wo jo aurt khddii hai n balkoni mey"....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sira lga sira jma🤘
again rewatching your videos because I was waiting for your content please upload something soon.. your jokes and you yourself make my days joyful
A walking testimony of "a comedian is not a person saying funny things.... It's a funny person, just saying things!!"
Accent : AMAZING
Story : AMAZING
Expressions : AMAZING
OVERALL : FULL PACKAGE
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He is the best Standup comedian right now 🔥🔥
It's always great watching his videos again and again 😂
I usually don't comment but phir socha yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂
😆😆😂😂
😂😂😂 lol
Copied hai
😂
fuck
"Failure is the step....."
Mai krta hu..✋
🤣🤣👌
Failure wale saare muhavare pta h.. Epic😂🙌
😂😂👍👍😄😄 mujhe bhi bahut jyada acha lga
Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉
This was so relatable
He and bassi are the two guys that are really funny but bassi ki videos boht kam hai.
I dont find Bassi that funny. But i love Abhishek!
I just love this man🤩
2:45 koi bat ni.. Ans to pata hi hai 🤣🤣👌
The fact that a color blind guy tried to say sorry for being color bind tells you a lot about our education system
More about our society
🥲 i understand your pain. I'm also colourblind
Andhe se to upgrade hi hai 😂😂
4:47 jony bhai ki yaad agyi 😅