Instagram Jokes Compilation(Colorblindness, Cycle, Students) | Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • @mayankkanik3425
    @mayankkanik3425 4 роки тому +13592

    His way of delivering joke is funnier than the joke itself. Thats the thing which makes him outstanding

    • @NishitSharmaJi
      @NishitSharmaJi 4 роки тому +64

      I think every comedian does this

    • @yashverma8278
      @yashverma8278 4 роки тому +42

      @@NishitSharmaJi he is decent not great. There are other comedians like anubhav who have better comic timing.

    • @rajarshimahapatra
      @rajarshimahapatra 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly

    • @StupidComedians
      @StupidComedians 4 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/-P7To0177ng/v-deo.html

    • @simranjotsingh2514
      @simranjotsingh2514 4 роки тому +4

      This is the talent bro 😎

  • @mansisingh4144
    @mansisingh4144 4 роки тому +7761

    His Jokes + His Accent + His Expressions = A complete laughter package.

    • @prashantvverma97
      @prashantvverma97 4 роки тому +61

      He doesnt even try to make us laugh...so natural...just like a neighborhood friend...

    • @bfsiinsights
      @bfsiinsights 4 роки тому +13

      @@prashantvverma97 Exactly verma Saab😇😇😇

    • @prashantvverma97
      @prashantvverma97 4 роки тому +3

      @Tushar Madaan great😂job bro...

    • @I_alok
      @I_alok 4 роки тому +2

      He's brilliant at his craft.

    • @devanshsumariya
      @devanshsumariya 4 роки тому +6

      @@prashantvverma97 this is what are the identity of original comedians

  • @SuperVratik
    @SuperVratik 4 роки тому +6760

    Tanmay Bhat: “Students se Pange mat lo”
    Abhishek Upamanyu: “...Mai pange students se hi leta hu”

    • @charizardsflame1167
      @charizardsflame1167 4 роки тому +15

      XD

    • @vatsaman31
      @vatsaman31 4 роки тому +99

      Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum.
      Dusre ki comment copy krne ke bavajud highlight hone ke baad, khush toh bahut hoge tum

    • @sachinsinha1830
      @sachinsinha1830 4 роки тому +27

      tanmay bhat toh mauga hai sala

    • @SuperVratik
      @SuperVratik 4 роки тому +61

      Aman Vats Mere bhai mera to koi copy karne ka intent nahi tha. But if still kisi aur ka comment same ya similar hai then Sorry. Credit leke mai comedian nahi bann jaunga 😂

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 4 роки тому +12

      @@vatsaman31 OMG call the police

  • @rushi4756
    @rushi4756 3 роки тому +158

    5:49 Andhe se toh upgrade hi hai!!!😂😂😂

  • @harshdevpura2620
    @harshdevpura2620 4 роки тому +9802

    Abhishek :- Papa mjhe colorblindness hai....kese theek hoga ?
    His Dad :- *Tum Subah Uth Ke Toh Dekho Yaar*

    • @riddhisharda5660
      @riddhisharda5660 4 роки тому +27

      Hahah😂

    • @sagarsk46
      @sagarsk46 4 роки тому +16

      Best 😂😂😂🤝

    • @ramyasharma2847
      @ramyasharma2847 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ProdbyChirag12
      @ProdbyChirag12 4 роки тому +64

      Subah nhi ithoge to daant mei keede padh jayenge 😂😂

    • @Bk-lj6mw
      @Bk-lj6mw 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👏😂😂😂😂

  • @apurbachatterjee3310
    @apurbachatterjee3310 4 роки тому +2982

    Best part of Abhishek Upmanyu is that he smiles after delivering his own jokes. He is amused

    • @KunalBhor-te4jm
      @KunalBhor-te4jm 4 роки тому +5

      Well I think u haven't seen Aakash mehta

    • @adityajha8701
      @adityajha8701 4 роки тому +5

      abhishek+upmanyu

    • @tanmaykodia5945
      @tanmaykodia5945 4 роки тому +5

      Chakravyuh main joke kaun marraha tha bhai

    • @sangitasingh6082
      @sangitasingh6082 4 роки тому +6

      Anubhav Singh bassi ka naam nhi suna kua

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому +1

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

  • @navingupta4433
    @navingupta4433 4 роки тому +975

    In Italy: Dolphins returning to the shore🐬🐬
    In India: Abhisek Upmanyu returning to You Tube😂♥️♥️🔥

    • @thakurbhaskar6422
      @thakurbhaskar6422 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/JWGjdCtNffw/v-deo.html

    • @thesbcchannel8295
      @thesbcchannel8295 4 роки тому

      Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this ua-cam.com/video/s5P5Yh_p_zE/v-deo.html

  • @smixsix3307
    @smixsix3307 3 роки тому +2415

    As a colorblind person this is hilarious and relatable 😂

    • @smixsix3307
      @smixsix3307 3 роки тому +14

      @@recreationwithsen4628 Haa bahut mixed reactions milte the he

    • @nikhiljoshi2542
      @nikhiljoshi2542 3 роки тому +13

      Koi quota milta h kya isme?

    • @smixsix3307
      @smixsix3307 3 роки тому +22

      @@nikhiljoshi2542 well mujhe tho aisa kuch nahi mila

    • @Champ_Abhik
      @Champ_Abhik 3 роки тому +35

      i have sympathy for you 😂

    • @emahinata4888
      @emahinata4888 3 роки тому +9

      Do you have any other difficulties being a colorblind person? Like except being confused with the colors. 🧐

  • @kartikeygaharwar5475
    @kartikeygaharwar5475 4 роки тому +15544

    His trash jokes are better than 90% of the comedians.

    • @jack-nb3wm
      @jack-nb3wm 4 роки тому +153

      99%

    • @anishachakraborty5185
      @anishachakraborty5185 4 роки тому +43

      Exactly!!

    • @aalokdeshmukh1530
      @aalokdeshmukh1530 4 роки тому +28

      Lol, same Comments😂😂

    • @The561263
      @The561263 4 роки тому +61

      Not true. He's a good comedian but there are others too.

    • @pablochocobar6421
      @pablochocobar6421 4 роки тому +189

      @@The561263 lol what do you mean by good comedian......Abhishek is one of the best standup comedian in India......even according to me better than zakir khan.

  • @Kartik_agarwal30
    @Kartik_agarwal30 4 роки тому +2383

    He's a comedy legend. But only problem is that his videos come after a long gap. 🙌

    • @rahulmeenarrr5709
      @rahulmeenarrr5709 4 роки тому +13

      Instagram par follow karo jyda video vahi par aathe hai bro

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @ranjha4319
      @ranjha4319 4 роки тому +2

      Good things take time

    • @harshadpatel9936
      @harshadpatel9936 4 роки тому +2

      You are right. But actually woh shows jyada karte hai. Me bhi chahata Hoon ki unki jyada videos upload ho.

    • @kunaljadhav2896
      @kunaljadhav2896 4 роки тому +9

      Quality over quantity

  • @tarunasati2154
    @tarunasati2154 4 роки тому +3277

    If ayushmann khurana watches this video, he will make a movie out of color blindness😂

    • @adityaagiwal7819
      @adityaagiwal7819 4 роки тому +13

      Yes

    • @dorygaming9410
      @dorygaming9410 4 роки тому +13

      Bhai vo movie nahi banata

    • @RAJVerma-yp2vd
      @RAJVerma-yp2vd 4 роки тому +26

      Bhai bilkul banana bhi chahiye taki logo ko or govt ko hmari problem smj aaye itni rat ko bhi jag rha hu kyoki m bs yhi search krta rhta hu medical course kiya usme bhi job nhi lgi

    • @divyanshutanwar5665
      @divyanshutanwar5665 4 роки тому +12

      @@RAJVerma-yp2vd bhai it's sad yaar😟, par color blindness se job nahi lagi? Aisa hota hai kya? (Just asking)

    • @RAJVerma-yp2vd
      @RAJVerma-yp2vd 4 роки тому +3

      @@divyanshutanwar5665 ha bhai mene khud medical course kiya h lakin ab dr sta rha h lakin m cheat kruga ager ho ski to kyoki court ne mbbs valo ko allow kr diya isme to muje kyo nhi

  • @AryanKumar-jo1pz
    @AryanKumar-jo1pz 3 роки тому +96

    4:00 Teacher: Declares that Abhishek is disabled
    Audience: proceeds to laugh
    xD

  • @sukainasaeed7966
    @sukainasaeed7966 4 роки тому +732

    "Yaad hai vo pal jab poora aik ghanta hanse thay"
    This must be said by his friend jo present mei nostalgia mei jee raha hai 😂😂😂

    • @gaao_bc
      @gaao_bc 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drashutoshh
      @drashutoshh 4 роки тому +15

      Yahi baatein to baad me yaad aayengi

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @akoiace
      @akoiace 4 роки тому +1

      Oo bhaiiiii😂😂

  • @Dufferwise
    @Dufferwise 4 роки тому +416

    During Quarantaine
    NETFLIX- Money Heist 4
    Abhishek Upmanyu - Hold my beer🍺

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @simpleJoee
      @simpleJoee 4 роки тому

      Money heist "4 released?

    • @UncenXsored
      @UncenXsored 4 роки тому

      @@simpleJoee good morning broo✌✌

  • @amaansiddiqui2376
    @amaansiddiqui2376 4 роки тому +1326

    Everyone: happy that Abhishek uploaded a new video
    Memers: happy that we'll have new memes for the next month

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @CallMeAmaan
      @CallMeAmaan 4 роки тому

      Same name bro

    • @amaansiddiqui2376
      @amaansiddiqui2376 4 роки тому

      @@CallMeAmaan lol

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 4 роки тому

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
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  • @Emmitries
    @Emmitries 3 роки тому +194

    "Bhaag ke dekho gir jaoge" oh my GOD🤣

    • @Artwithtahira
      @Artwithtahira Рік тому

      Usny haqeqat btae ap has rhy ho disable NH bhag skta waqae gir jae ga

  • @royapita
    @royapita 4 роки тому +3178

    this video exist -
    my phones volume is like ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

  • @legionoflegends2049
    @legionoflegends2049 4 роки тому +1118

    When you can't go on comedy tours:
    Old trash jokes:
    'Yahi video to baad mein yaad aayegi.'

  • @kinjalkhimesra3998
    @kinjalkhimesra3998 4 роки тому +521

    The way this guy delivers every dialogue is gold. I bet if I meet him and he says something normal , I would still burst out laughing 😂

    • @baldiola482
      @baldiola482 4 роки тому +10

      Tum student hogi isliy 😂😂

  • @YourFoodIsBland
    @YourFoodIsBland 3 роки тому +42

    8:36 Abhishek: isliye pange main students se leta hu
    Tanmay Bhat: students se pange mt lo

  • @connectingthedots1125
    @connectingthedots1125 4 роки тому +3051

    This guy is like Haley's comet....

    • @dishant504
      @dishant504 4 роки тому +104

      But this comment ain't like halley's comet. This doesn't come after 73 yrs. This comes literally every 73 seconds

    • @sarathgopinath3096
      @sarathgopinath3096 4 роки тому +62

      THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

    • @Vaish.001
      @Vaish.001 4 роки тому +6

      Worth Watching

    • @Spiritbomb88
      @Spiritbomb88 4 роки тому +6

      Dishant Arora Your a funny man indeed

    • @garryrajput789
      @garryrajput789 4 роки тому +4

      Aunty ke aankho me thuk dia was hilarious 😂😂

  • @ProdbyChirag12
    @ProdbyChirag12 4 роки тому +1432

    Dad: Langdo ka mazaak mat udao
    AU: Kyu?
    Dad: *"Dant mei keede pad jayenge"*

  • @sKy-fb3lb
    @sKy-fb3lb 4 роки тому +1544

    Abhi: students kon hai?
    Students: raise their hands.
    Abhishek: GHATIA😂

    • @srujankachhadia7543
      @srujankachhadia7543 4 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @thesbcchannel8295
      @thesbcchannel8295 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry for this cringe promo but I really wang to know if you liked this ua-cam.com/video/s5P5Yh_p_zE/v-deo.html

  • @yogeshdangi3253
    @yogeshdangi3253 3 роки тому +40

    @Abhishek Upmanyu You don't even need jokes to make people laugh. Expressions are more than enough. Best comedian in past 10 yrs

  • @shaswatsingh6460
    @shaswatsingh6460 4 роки тому +646

    “Ye jo sympathy nahi hain na aapke aankhon mein “ 😂

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому +2

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    • @jashajain911
      @jashajain911 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rbj3326
      @rbj3326 4 роки тому +1

      Woah... It seems like we almost watched the same video.

    • @HarshitSingh-hh3vu
      @HarshitSingh-hh3vu 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @TusharMaddyVines
    @TusharMaddyVines 4 роки тому +2259

    Me to Mom : Maa, Mujhe colorblindness hai!
    Mom: Aur Chalaaa phone!!
    Me - 0, Mom - 1

  • @Rahulsharma.999
    @Rahulsharma.999 4 роки тому +11087

    His trash joke is better than the whole Amit bhadana UA-cam playlist😂

    • @maazkhan4915
      @maazkhan4915 4 роки тому +329

      So true amit bhadana is a piece of

    • @Akshxt.75
      @Akshxt.75 4 роки тому +321

      Shit

    • @LaMessi22
      @LaMessi22 4 роки тому +320

      Bhadana overracting overhyped

    • @LaMessi22
      @LaMessi22 4 роки тому +205

      Bhadana overracting overhyped

    • @Rahulsharma.999
      @Rahulsharma.999 4 роки тому +98

      @@maazkhan4915 I hope ki aap piece of talent na khe😂

  • @saipavan7753
    @saipavan7753 4 роки тому +184

    Everybody tells jokes, but the way they deliver is what makes them special. And abhishek is master in it.

  • @kozik7245
    @kozik7245 4 роки тому +782

    His trash jokes are god level

    • @theskyraturi
      @theskyraturi 4 роки тому +8

      @Dushyant Chobitkar Bhai Bhai Bhai Control.... 😂🔥

    • @AKmartialartsfitness25634
      @AKmartialartsfitness25634 4 роки тому

      King of pushups variations ua-cam.com/video/SnXIuUEnwtk/v-deo.html

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @petersonofagriffin6362
      @petersonofagriffin6362 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aQKYUT_lAg/v-deo.html

    • @kozik7245
      @kozik7245 4 роки тому +1

      @Accidental Genius Name defines you bro ...peace out ✌️

  • @siddharthsingh8089
    @siddharthsingh8089 4 роки тому +4571

    His accent is more funnier than his jokes

  • @varunjain1078
    @varunjain1078 4 роки тому +3237

    "Quota mil jayegaa?"😂😂😂😂👌
    Every general caste candidate's fantasy

    • @nadeemkhan-ei4xm
      @nadeemkhan-ei4xm 4 роки тому +11

      Exactly

    • @kamnasingh1774
      @kamnasingh1774 4 роки тому +79

      Varun Jain I hope caste based oppression and discrimination is also your fantasy.

    • @prakharsharma5468
      @prakharsharma5468 4 роки тому +155

      @@kamnasingh1774 we're not responsible for the actions of our ancestors

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 4 роки тому +39

      @@kamnasingh1774 u hope? What do u mean by u hope?

    • @anshulkanwar1
      @anshulkanwar1 4 роки тому +116

      @Kuldeep Kumar
      Mr.Kuldeep: Supports reservation
      Also Mr.Kuldeep: kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka

  • @anandsaurabh4838
    @anandsaurabh4838 4 роки тому +21

    11:09 Le do cycle isko yaar...Gold expression and dialogue delivery.

  • @Ankur4330
    @Ankur4330 4 роки тому +430

    Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he was my senior at AKSIPS and I only got to know about it recently!
    Makaan ka rent bharte reh gaye hum apni school fees se.

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому +1

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @drankurbaruah
      @drankurbaruah 4 роки тому +9

      @@HindboyAdisa Bhai dekhni hi nei hai.. headphones ki baat kaha se aa gayi?
      🤣

    • @unknownuser-xk9yc
      @unknownuser-xk9yc 4 роки тому

      😁😁😁😁😄😄

  • @jatinsharma5090
    @jatinsharma5090 4 роки тому +1021

    The word that I like the most from his mouth is"fuddu" that had actually become more than a joke for me. And secondly when you act as a child your tone is very funny.I don't have enough word for you but one thing that I want to say , in Indian comedians you are not even in competition because "aap in sab cheezo se upar uth chuke ho" you are different. Being a fan my views may sound biased to you but I can assure you this not the case here,you deserve the all you have got and I will pray for your long life .
    Thanks for being a "virtual"part of my life,I will try my best to make it real one day.

    • @romitmalav
      @romitmalav 4 роки тому +30

      Tu toh emotional ho gyaa ree!😜

    • @meaj7969
      @meaj7969 4 роки тому +11

      konha gola🌐 se aaye ho bhai🥴🥴😜🤣🤣

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      @jibin7077 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/694FySAvfaM/v-deo.html

    • @evergreen7781
      @evergreen7781 4 роки тому +5

      Baass kar Bhai.... Rulayega kya...😂😂😂

    • @mstay1155
      @mstay1155 4 роки тому +1

      Watch real story here of tablighi jamaat chinese virus and wuhan health Organization
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  • @levendesigns8032
    @levendesigns8032 4 роки тому +770

    He is like Mr. Bean his expression tells more than his words.
    Legend

    • @bbwa.moses_1852
      @bbwa.moses_1852 3 роки тому +6

      Mr Bean?
      So this is what you can come through😐

  • @idk-im3qb
    @idk-im3qb 3 роки тому +52

    1:12 The fact that I actually am disabled (Langri) makes it so much better 😂

  • @shwetatiwari391
    @shwetatiwari391 4 роки тому +528

    "failure waale saare muhavare pata hain" damn 😭😂😂

  • @DaftCunt
    @DaftCunt 4 роки тому +575

    Looks like Upmanyu found his UA-cam password

  • @sourabh_mishra
    @sourabh_mishra 4 роки тому +658

    Abhishek- * Starts world tour *
    Covid 19-
    Abhishek- kya karu, Job chhod du?
    ☹️

  • @tuminol.amv.6510
    @tuminol.amv.6510 2 роки тому +55

    4:10 his expression are almost like Mr. Bean 🤣

  • @parthpadhye5543
    @parthpadhye5543 4 роки тому +412

    "Failure is the step....."
    Mai krta hu..✋
    🤣🤣👌
    Failure wale saare muhavare pta h.. Epic😂🙌

    • @diwakarsingh7309
      @diwakarsingh7309 4 роки тому

      😂😂👍👍😄😄 mujhe bhi bahut jyada acha lga

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

    • @sundelscorestore
      @sundelscorestore 4 роки тому +4

      This was so relatable

  • @ss-ms8gc
    @ss-ms8gc 4 роки тому +317

    Me : " dad , mjhe sayad corona ho gya "
    Dad : " are , tum subah uth ke toh dekho !! "
    Yesss... Quarantine safal ho gya mera.....✌️😍

    • @vandanagupta7371
      @vandanagupta7371 4 роки тому +4

      I remember once he said
      Me: dad mughe aids h
      Dad:beta tum subah uth ke toh dkho

    • @aftabfruitwala31415
      @aftabfruitwala31415 4 роки тому

      @@vandanagupta7371 that's the context of this comment, don't give it away like that 😶

    • @vandanagupta7371
      @vandanagupta7371 4 роки тому

      @@aftabfruitwala31415 chill just having some fun dude 😃

    • @Tibu2072
      @Tibu2072 4 роки тому

      ditto story

    • @merlinthomas5172
      @merlinthomas5172 4 роки тому

      ᴀᴅɪᴛʏᴀ sʀɪᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴠᴀ ua-cam.com/video/qL2fkenWcLg/v-deo.html
      yaar bohut badiya video hai ye ..must watch 😂😂

  • @rohantiwari152
    @rohantiwari152 4 роки тому +431

    DD National : Ramayan is back
    DD Bharti : Mahabharat is back
    Venice : Dolphins are back
    meanwhile
    Me : Upmanyu is back 🔥🔥🔥

    • @HindboyAdisa
      @HindboyAdisa 4 роки тому

      pls use hedphones before watching this
      ua-cam.com/video/o2emTMZVXJw/v-deo.html

    • @anupgupta4709
      @anupgupta4709 4 роки тому +2

      Because you can't think that level.

    • @anupgupta4709
      @anupgupta4709 4 роки тому +1

      Because you can't think that level.

    • @prathamesh3045
      @prathamesh3045 4 роки тому +1

      @@anupgupta4709 wtf are you talking about

  • @MissWhite21
    @MissWhite21 3 роки тому +37

    Abhishek Upmanyu you are the reason I started watching stand up comedy. The disability part was the most relatable because just like you got to know about your colour blindness when you were 16 it was the same for me when I got to know that 1 of my eye is a lazy eye and I have amblopiya which is basically being blind from 1 eye. And my friends used to tease me saying how can I not know that I can't see from an eye that I got to know in Bio Lab while everyone used the microscope with both eyes and I wondered why 😅 I wish I could have tried for quota too Hahahahaha.
    But kudos to you buddy keep doing the awesome work and I want to definitely see more of you ❤💜❤

  • @SUNILKUMAR-eh5tl
    @SUNILKUMAR-eh5tl 4 роки тому +315

    Accent : AMAZING
    Story : AMAZING
    Expressions : AMAZING
    OVERALL : FULL PACKAGE

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 4 роки тому +2

      Watch bassi's best video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

  • @gamingtutorials7102
    @gamingtutorials7102 4 роки тому +480

    That *"Failure waale saare pata hai"* Hit Differently!!😂

  • @tirthaslifestyle940
    @tirthaslifestyle940 4 роки тому +177

    Abhishek: 'Breathes'
    Everybody including us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aakashthekashyap
    @aakashthekashyap 3 роки тому +23

    7:58 extremely relatable... Yaad h uss din hase the 1 ghanta.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eemonsaha3338
    @eemonsaha3338 4 роки тому +504

    Last time I was this early...... coronavirus was still in China

  • @adityasharma7908
    @adityasharma7908 4 роки тому +553

    He: aachhu (sneezes)
    ...expecting that his father would say that "beta corona to nhi hogya na?"
    Dad: Beta daant mein keede.....

    • @anmoldeepsingh251
      @anmoldeepsingh251 4 роки тому +3

      true 😂

    • @vedanshshrivastava5438
      @vedanshshrivastava5438 4 роки тому +14

      Aray tum subah uthke to deakho yaar..!😂

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому +1

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

    • @Tina-wf6kg
      @Tina-wf6kg 4 роки тому +1

      Good one. But sneezing is not a symptom of corona and people should be aware so posting. Coughing and specially dry cough is a symptom

    • @adityasharma7908
      @adityasharma7908 4 роки тому +1

      @@aaryanparikh3611 😂😂 good one

  • @AainaSharma830
    @AainaSharma830 4 роки тому +373

    The way he delivers his jokes is so different from rest of comedians... And also a Lot of relatable stuff ... U can watch him over and over again w/o getting bored

    • @triptirihan3499
      @triptirihan3499 4 роки тому +1

      Watch sumit anand show he is too good as well

    • @AainaSharma830
      @AainaSharma830 4 роки тому +1

      @@triptirihan3499 sure would love to... !!

    • @amitkale1703
      @amitkale1703 4 роки тому +1

      Yaa really

    • @shanusandhu3790
      @shanusandhu3790 4 роки тому

      Your relationship stays wuite long, its my belief

    • @94D33M
      @94D33M 4 роки тому +1

      He is a legend

  • @riteshkamboj7565
    @riteshkamboj7565 4 роки тому +55

    I started watching this video to have a good laugh, but instead I got attacked for studying from AKSIPS😂😂😂😂

  • @max007meanz
    @max007meanz 4 роки тому +273

    A walking testimony of "a comedian is not a person saying funny things.... It's a funny person, just saying things!!"

  • @VinaySingh_07
    @VinaySingh_07 4 роки тому +376

    I am colorblind...in the school my classmates thought my life was black & white 🤣😂😂

    • @shikarishambu3332
      @shikarishambu3332 4 роки тому +17

      *Aeey..Sunna.. ♥ yeh konsa rang ka dil hai bolna..*

    • @ankit19930
      @ankit19930 4 роки тому +7

      @@shikarishambu3332 hahaha. harami sale. :D

    • @VinaySingh_07
      @VinaySingh_07 4 роки тому +12

      @@shikarishambu3332 😂😂😂bas issi tarah se kch bachpan gujra h mera...when i said to others, i'm colorblind... remember that now u r punching me down bro🤣🤣

    • @shivamchoudhary9522
      @shivamchoudhary9522 4 роки тому +5

      @@shikarishambu3332 bahi gulabi dil 🤣

    • @yashnathsharma5294
      @yashnathsharma5294 4 роки тому +2

      @@shikarishambu3332 green😂😂

  • @navingupta4433
    @navingupta4433 4 роки тому +371

    His tongue intruding wn he speaks makes the thing all the more cute and funnier 🔥♥️😂😇

  • @shrutijain6689
    @shrutijain6689 3 роки тому +97

    The ways he conveys his jokes with his hiss wittiest accent is just superb 😘

  • @abductedprince
    @abductedprince 4 роки тому +133

    The best thing about him is that he enjoys his gigs himself!

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 4 роки тому +1

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

  • @ashwins5255
    @ashwins5255 4 роки тому +486

    The fact that a color blind guy tried to say sorry for being color bind tells you a lot about our education system

    • @PavanMehta
      @PavanMehta 4 роки тому +19

      More about our society

    • @DeepfukingValue
      @DeepfukingValue 2 роки тому +7

      🥲 i understand your pain. I'm also colourblind

  • @bhargabkashyapgogoi5315
    @bhargabkashyapgogoi5315 4 роки тому +367

    I can imagine him as a kid.. How naughty he might have been😂

  • @dimplesingh6839
    @dimplesingh6839 4 роки тому +5

    You are a true comedian ...Because uski pehchan hi ye hoti h ki vo simple si baat p bhi logo ko hasa deta hai....Delivery, pauses, expression yhi to vo cheeje hoti h jo aapko funny or not funny bnati h....And u r superb at that....
    My all time favorite. Comedian only two.... you and abhinav singh bassi❤️❤️

    • @yuvraj5821
      @yuvraj5821 4 роки тому

      Yeah didi pura 5 marks ka para likh diya 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kushagrbatra3784
    @kushagrbatra3784 4 роки тому +498

    Nobody
    Not a single soul
    Abhishek: Andhe se to upgrade hi hai

  • @keniljain796
    @keniljain796 4 роки тому +316

    1:53
    Ambani be like "Abe Saale "
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rinkusinghal_
      @rinkusinghal_ 4 роки тому +1

      Watch bassi's funniest video roasting tiktok and telling beer experience
      ua-cam.com/video/IuEwMoj3scI/v-deo.html

    • @cateditz1021
      @cateditz1021 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abhaykag9011
    @abhaykag9011 4 роки тому +723

    Who believe that abheshek should start His own Show

    • @neemh7132
      @neemh7132 4 роки тому +1

      Sahi hai

    • @neemh7132
      @neemh7132 4 роки тому +1

      He should start

    • @shekharsolanki9999
      @shekharsolanki9999 4 роки тому +1

      Right one

    • @soniyagurung8016
      @soniyagurung8016 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @NB-Slayer
      @NB-Slayer 4 роки тому +1

      Bhai mera ek rap h bharat desh ki situation k upper ...m likes k liye ni kh rha pr ek bar sunna chaiye apko reality based h 😉

  • @affan3792
    @affan3792 3 роки тому +106

    Literally he has some issues with his parents😂

  • @zarifmoonwar6949
    @zarifmoonwar6949 4 роки тому +889

    His reaction and voice is more funnier than his jokes

  • @sid9947
    @sid9947 4 роки тому +77

    Never left netflix so fast!! 😅

  • @prashantvverma97
    @prashantvverma97 4 роки тому +156

    His jokes are totally real ,n u can relate with his jokes..n the way he narrates the stories is totally outstanding....

  • @shreya5203
    @shreya5203 2 роки тому +3

    again rewatching your videos because I was waiting for your content please upload something soon.. your jokes and you yourself make my days joyful

  • @gungunyadav4784
    @gungunyadav4784 4 роки тому +150

    You're fabulous Abhishek! Really obsessed with you man 😂❤this video is too good seriously!

    • @bookmarkmybrain6799
      @bookmarkmybrain6799 3 роки тому

      Bas Abhishek aise he hasate rahe, aur aap yeunhe Gungun-ati raho :P #Aurkyahechahiye

  • @juhisharma9042
    @juhisharma9042 4 роки тому +323

    Last time I was this early he was watching crime petrol

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому +1

      If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 4 роки тому +6

      @@EngineeringThugLife SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @liveletlive3348
    @liveletlive3348 4 роки тому +904

    *Who all feels his trash jokes are mostly better than some best jokes of other comedians* 😂

    • @aytindia
      @aytindia 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ApbMlhvY9mI/v-deo.html

    • @Eatwith_ishii
      @Eatwith_ishii 4 роки тому +1

      true yaar

    • @liveletlive3348
      @liveletlive3348 4 роки тому +1

      @@Eatwith_ishii Ujjain surname hai ya city name

    • @Eatwith_ishii
      @Eatwith_ishii 4 роки тому +1

      @@liveletlive3348 surname

    • @liveletlive3348
      @liveletlive3348 4 роки тому +1

      @@Eatwith_ishii Shayaro ka rkha hua last name Lucknowi ,Hyderabadi ,pta tha but proper city name as real surname yeh pehli baar pta lga😎
      Have u also learnt something interesting in lockdown?

  • @smritipandey1863
    @smritipandey1863 4 роки тому +45

    The way he says "theek hai" is so loving nd funny 😝😝

  • @abhijeetsaxena2812
    @abhijeetsaxena2812 4 роки тому +785

    *Moral of the Story is :-*
    *Start Following Him on Instagram*

  • @shivyagupta7316
    @shivyagupta7316 4 роки тому +129

    That was too good. I can't believe you've been hiding this from us

    • @notashyguy7413
      @notashyguy7413 4 роки тому

      Yaaap.. its so sad

    • @AnkitSingh-mg4xv
      @AnkitSingh-mg4xv 4 роки тому +1

      Paise kharch ne padte hain jokes sunne ke liye. Hiding from us. Huh

    • @notashyguy7413
      @notashyguy7413 4 роки тому

      @@AnkitSingh-mg4xv this is also true

    • @arunsp767
      @arunsp767 4 роки тому +1

      Hiding? They're all on his Instagram pages.

  • @adityadev563
    @adityadev563 4 роки тому +252

    why did u thought that this content is not different. the colour blindness was epic

  • @Aprajita1307
    @Aprajita1307 3 роки тому +1

    You are really a stress buster🤗..I have started watching your videos last week and now it's my favourite thing on UA-cam....All the best👍👍😊

  • @hiteshbajaj6858
    @hiteshbajaj6858 4 роки тому +45

    Your accent can make any one laugh so easily! That is your magnificent quality, sply the word you say "fuddu" is one of my favorite 😂

  • @yashkapoor2377
    @yashkapoor2377 4 роки тому +317

    7:44 nowadays students are more tensed.

  • @girish_manshani
    @girish_manshani 4 роки тому +314

    *in venice dolphins return*
    meanwhile on UA-cam:

  • @dhruvtripathi8036
    @dhruvtripathi8036 3 роки тому +2

    We have been waiting for more of your videos to come as such we like u alot bcz many of us can not come to see ur live show

  • @dishant504
    @dishant504 4 роки тому +225

    Finally Upmanyu remembers that He has a youtube channel

    • @ayushgupta3322
      @ayushgupta3322 4 роки тому +8

      He already posted every thing on instagram before 🙂

    • @lovishgautam5363
      @lovishgautam5363 4 роки тому +4

      Finally you posted an "original" comment

    • @dishant504
      @dishant504 4 роки тому +1

      @@lovishgautam5363 see man, these kinda comments get most likes. So, not my fault

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому

      If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

    • @EngineeringThugLife
      @EngineeringThugLife 4 роки тому

      @@ayushgupta3322 If u dont mind so can u check my new competitive video and subscribe tooo

  • @vdshetty6504
    @vdshetty6504 4 роки тому +171

    DD national: Ramayan is back
    DD bharthi: Mahabharath is back
    Meanwhile in UA-cam ☝☝

    • @MrMayank999
      @MrMayank999 4 роки тому

      check this out for some funny stuff...
      "Funny Work from Home in Lockdown"
      ua-cam.com/video/XP8INJVqGXI/v-deo.html

  • @vaibhav3680
    @vaibhav3680 4 роки тому +37

    4:14 EPIC😂
    Abhishek : mai disabled hu?
    Teacher : ha
    Abhishek: quota mil jayga?
    Teacher : kya ?
    Abhishek : kuch ni kuch ni

  • @mithunjakkan
    @mithunjakkan 3 роки тому +3

    Bhai...u r awesome comedian yaar.... a good stress buster... God bless u .. make ppl laugh always..!!

  • @aayushdixit2589
    @aayushdixit2589 4 роки тому +323

    I usually don't comment but phir socha yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂

  • @parthgautam2826
    @parthgautam2826 4 роки тому +934

    Abhishek: 4:36 *"Mai 2nd me peak kiya tha maine"*
    Also Abhishek: 10:43 *"2nd me try kiya 2nd me bhi kuch nhi hua...."*
    😂😂😂

    • @abgrafix
      @abgrafix 4 роки тому +17

      Noticed this 😂

    • @adarshshrivastava410
      @adarshshrivastava410 4 роки тому +153

      Peak ka Matlab all time best aur uska best bhi avg hi tha saste Sherlock 😂😂

    • @abgrafix
      @abgrafix 4 роки тому +11

      Well not actually sometimes stand up comedians say made up things and that's why they can't say the same thing most of the time .... But that's just okay .... And we must not take everything of them as 100 percent truth

    • @aartipathania7076
      @aartipathania7076 4 роки тому +22

      @@adarshshrivastava410 saste sherlock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RohitPandey-ug7jp
      @RohitPandey-ug7jp 4 роки тому +6

      @@adarshshrivastava410 Abhishek ne ye bhi toh bola ki 2nd ki result ke baad ladka doctor, lawyer, astronaut kuch bhi ban jayega! 4:48 Achha Sherlock hai bhai apna!

  • @shubrakshiseth8723
    @shubrakshiseth8723 4 роки тому +30

    Muje dark humor pasand but always always end up watching him.......bhot matter karta hai that the comedian is a good human and whatever he explained in the beginning about puch-down made me feel better.....bonus was he did all that in comedy ahhhh it's so good so light and like he said without any punch-down
    Respect man

  • @anamikarandhawa9755
    @anamikarandhawa9755 3 роки тому +6

    "Unke ghr rhta hoon mein....wo jo aurt khddii hai n balkoni mey"....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Sira lga sira jma🤘

  • @mrnobody6848
    @mrnobody6848 4 роки тому +42

    2:45 koi bat ni.. Ans to pata hi hai 🤣🤣👌

  • @karankharat6718
    @karankharat6718 4 роки тому +24

    8:22 The way he said "Jo job karenge vo phuddu hai.. Aur students toh hai hi phuddu" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samvedkulkarni893
    @samvedkulkarni893 4 роки тому +278

    Job wale after laughing in abhishek's show for 1 hr:
    Yaad hai vo pal...?😂

  • @Mayurhotcool
    @Mayurhotcool 3 роки тому +21

    What makes him my favourite comedian is .... i am watching this video 13th time & still it makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @chillndie
    @chillndie 4 роки тому +382

    He uploaded video which he thinks is trash.
    Audience: already started sharing and liking the video as its Abhishek
    Upmanyu 🌝⭐️

    • @gaurichande8768
      @gaurichande8768 4 роки тому +2

      I am aslo 18 years old 😁😁🤣

    • @AdityaKumar-re1xj
      @AdityaKumar-re1xj 4 роки тому +1

      @@gaurichande8768 also*

    • @gaurichande8768
      @gaurichande8768 4 роки тому +2

      @@AdityaKumar-re1xj jaldi jaldi mein ho jata hai....😁😅😅

    • @AdityaKumar-re1xj
      @AdityaKumar-re1xj 4 роки тому +2

      @@gaurichande8768 itni bhi jaldi nahi rehni chahiye life me😂

    • @lazylobester5309
      @lazylobester5309 4 роки тому +3

      For an instance i thought he us keerti chow

  • @physicsenthusiast2327
    @physicsenthusiast2327 4 роки тому +146

    Abhishek took the quote "once in a blue moon" too seriously.

    • @jibin7077
      @jibin7077 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/694FySAvfaM/v-deo.html

    • @lakshyajain4378
      @lakshyajain4378 4 роки тому

      instagram.com/p/B9ueiTilAC5/?

    • @lakshyajain4378
      @lakshyajain4378 4 роки тому

      @@jibin7077 instagram.com/p/B9ueiTilAC5/?

  • @tamalbhowmick4079
    @tamalbhowmick4079 4 роки тому +1666

    I hope he acknowledges how big of a fan base he has, that we are re-re-rewatching his old jokes. Please bring us something new.
    P.S. - I know how not to make khichdi.

  • @Innervoice_Sukoon
    @Innervoice_Sukoon Рік тому +2

    Abhishek upmanyu Sir
    You are fantastic..
    Keep growing, best wishes❤️

  • @mehranshowkat09
    @mehranshowkat09 4 роки тому +240

    2 million views in 1 day
    why is this not at trending page
    youtube is weird

    • @sheikhshekhu-habibi6105
      @sheikhshekhu-habibi6105 4 роки тому +1

      3

    • @thirstyjogger
      @thirstyjogger 4 роки тому +21

      no youtube will post shitty bollywood music and lame amit bhadana videos in trending page its a piece of garbage for me

    • @vinayyadav-tg6xe
      @vinayyadav-tg6xe 4 роки тому +4

      Dumb Ashish chanchlani videos ...I think they pay to display that shit

    • @nic_viren
      @nic_viren 4 роки тому +6

      T series ka tatti gana h trending me😂

  • @mananawasthi2643
    @mananawasthi2643 4 роки тому +308

    I am colour blind and can completely relate with him .. 😂
    Mere dost mere se puchte hai ki bhai tujhe black and white dikhta h kya 😂😂😂

    • @fadedpajamas
      @fadedpajamas 4 роки тому +4

      Ab keh diya hai toh dimaag mein baith gayi baat. Kaun se colour nahin dikhte?

    • @mananawasthi2643
      @mananawasthi2643 4 роки тому +20

      @@fadedpajamas red green brother .. infact I can see red and green ... Colour blindness means blind to the difference between red and green . So when they are together I can't differentiate between the red and green . But seperately offcourse I can.

    • @Moonlight0810
      @Moonlight0810 4 роки тому +6

      @@mananawasthi2643 tho traffic lights pe farak nahi dikta?

    • @charizardsflame1167
      @charizardsflame1167 4 роки тому +17

      @@Moonlight0810 red aur green saath me kab jalti h

    • @shubham2076
      @shubham2076 4 роки тому +3

      @@mananawasthi2643 tum ghadi mat chalana bas....warna red light pe ghadi start karoge 😅

  • @sriramvalluri
    @sriramvalluri 4 роки тому +19

    One of the best spontaneous and confident comedian, I've ever seen!! Keep this spirit high, you'll reach great horizons Abhishek, I am telling you.!

  • @sshivamsharrma11
    @sshivamsharrma11 Рік тому +2

    Very hardworking guy🙏🏻👏🏻
    And the most entertaining one♥️