Marriage & Indian English | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @yashasvibajpai4702
    @yashasvibajpai4702 4 роки тому +11941

    Everybody is ignoring how adorable he sounds in the end, 'Video pasand aayi to like kare, nahi aayi to koi baat nahi, agli baar try krenge!!!'....This is gem!

  • @pratishthatripathi27
    @pratishthatripathi27 3 роки тому +17564

    His point about 'Indian English' was so right..

    • @shreyashrie
      @shreyashrie 3 роки тому +107

      True that💯

    • @chrme6735
      @chrme6735 3 роки тому +39

      @@nycdenali4985 bruh that’s tough. I was born in America so good for me

    • @ourworld6848
      @ourworld6848 3 роки тому +54

      Yep people judge here by pronunciation

    • @wasimrahman4134
      @wasimrahman4134 3 роки тому +14

      @@chrme6735 ever faced discrimination?

    • @chrme6735
      @chrme6735 3 роки тому +6

      @@wasimrahman4134 nah

  • @aprajitamishra6271
    @aprajitamishra6271 4 роки тому +8954

    He is actually very logical ...

    • @raghavhada3550
      @raghavhada3550 4 роки тому +51

      Damn right

    • @urvashitirthani9811
      @urvashitirthani9811 4 роки тому +11

      Pls follow me on insta I am a writer and I need support of people
      instagram.com/_.arziyaan._?igshid=1jwugekjrftfz

    • @usmankhan___
      @usmankhan___ 4 роки тому +44

      That's the best of stand up

    • @TheHiteshyadav
      @TheHiteshyadav 4 роки тому +12

      But that not how english pronunciation works.

    • @himanshukushwaha-oo8sm
      @himanshukushwaha-oo8sm 4 роки тому +32

      I aslo write the same comment but got no likes😂😂

  • @backbonelovergamer
    @backbonelovergamer Рік тому +291

    the main reason why he makes everybody laugh is that he himself doesn't laughs....he controls himself while plucking his ear or sometimes nose......that makes his words more powerful........next level bro....awesome

    • @ardent630
      @ardent630 Рік тому +3

      Next level performance bro

    • @bhavvyyaa
      @bhavvyyaa 10 місяців тому +3

      Finally someone noticed

  • @umakantmahajan2104
    @umakantmahajan2104 4 роки тому +2565

    He is actually correct about that English point.

    • @sarahaha335
      @sarahaha335 4 роки тому +32

      Yes! Indian English🔥😂

    • @diwakarsingh7309
      @diwakarsingh7309 4 роки тому +10

      Yes Right 👍💯

    • @mohitsood.
      @mohitsood. 4 роки тому +8

      Indian English😍😃😄

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 4 роки тому +16

      Actually his all points are correct

    • @nivi6414
      @nivi6414 4 роки тому +2

      @@spam1028 all of his*

  • @debdipsamanta6597
    @debdipsamanta6597 5 років тому +18974

    This guy is like Halley's comet,comes back after every 76yrs

    • @good-gpt2-chatbot
      @good-gpt2-chatbot 5 років тому +189

      @snow fLake Halley's Comet : _Hello darkness... my old friend.._

    • @rozeara
      @rozeara 5 років тому +23

      True

    • @ilashious
      @ilashious 5 років тому +91

      But with great content

    • @yogeshsaini499
      @yogeshsaini499 5 років тому +172

      Stand-up comedy h bhai , koi youtube content nhi jo ki har hafte aaye
      😶😶😶😶

    • @caprincegarg7098
      @caprincegarg7098 5 років тому +34

      Its 72

  • @AartiMadan
    @AartiMadan 4 роки тому +11259

    Kahan se late ho itna talent. Can watch your videos for hours and still not get bored. Infact when ever I feel sad, I come and watch your videos. Instantly makes me laugh.

    • @sharmatushar332
      @sharmatushar332 4 роки тому +31

      Well said.

    • @madhur8537
      @madhur8537 4 роки тому +32

      ye bawasir talent hai?

    • @swarooprajpurohit110
      @swarooprajpurohit110 4 роки тому +130

      @@madhur8537 keeping aside his personal thoughts, he's the best comedian in India as of now

    • @amriteshkumar4799
      @amriteshkumar4799 4 роки тому +33

      @@swarooprajpurohit110 bhai ki bezaati kar rhe ya tareef😂😂😂 and ur right he is best comedian.

    • @swarooprajpurohit110
      @swarooprajpurohit110 4 роки тому +7

      @@amriteshkumar4799 aap samajh gaye na?😂

  • @sama.j16
    @sama.j16 Рік тому +73

    He deserves his own platform

  • @tanishkasharma3682
    @tanishkasharma3682 3 роки тому +6404

    "ye konsi meeting h jisme mujhe nhi bulate" ....I felt that once also. ...😂😂

  • @suraju4237
    @suraju4237 3 роки тому +8340

    Abhishek : main world tour karne wala hu 2020 mein ...
    Corona : aur bhai , kaisi lagi , aa gaya swaad .....😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aryansharma7115
    @aryansharma7115 5 років тому +2164

    He took his own dialogue seriously : toh kya job chhod dun ?? 😂😂

    • @prasannakumar-oq7nz
      @prasannakumar-oq7nz 5 років тому +5

      Which video was that from

    • @faizanomic
      @faizanomic 5 років тому +1

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    • @sarveshpujari2207
      @sarveshpujari2207 5 років тому +1

      Lol 🤣👍

    • @aryansharma7115
      @aryansharma7115 5 років тому +3

      @@prasannakumar-oq7nz friends , crime and cosmos 🤘

    • @nakulchoudhary6335
      @nakulchoudhary6335 5 років тому +5

      @@faizanomic what the hell am I supposed to do with in contrast with this video's content. 😒

  • @pawanahirwar7058
    @pawanahirwar7058 Рік тому +168

    03:48 historical moment 🤣

  • @sameershah141
    @sameershah141 5 років тому +2546

    "Pronunciation ka koi logic nahi hai, bas enough log chahiye" - Line of the year!!! 😂🙌

    • @ushadash1369
      @ushadash1369 5 років тому +12

      Pronunciation, actually

    • @daactur4278
      @daactur4278 5 років тому +13

      Abbey saley tera live show hai to main kya krru job chhod du ..
      Maaf krna wo main gusse main idhar udhar nikal jata hun...🤣

    • @prabhjotkhaira676
      @prabhjotkhaira676 5 років тому +8

      Amir Sohel
      Abbe tu wohi hai jiska ‘96 mein prasad ne danda udaya tha??🤣

    • @prabhjotkhaira676
      @prabhjotkhaira676 4 роки тому +2

      Hey Abhi-don't get distracted stay focused
      Kuch nahi bhai aise hi maze le raha tha. Amir sohail ka namesake tha.

    • @batra204
      @batra204 4 роки тому +3

      It's actually true bas log educated hone chahiye

  • @shwetatiwari391
    @shwetatiwari391 5 років тому +3443

    2:50 ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nhi bulate?
    Vo miting 🤷😂

  • @samuelthomas709
    @samuelthomas709 4 роки тому +4204

    He is one of those logical comedians we have.

  • @ap2503
    @ap2503 Рік тому +44

    1:38 - don’t mind me. Leaving this time stamp here for reference

  • @mdmodassiralam7400
    @mdmodassiralam7400 3 роки тому +286

    3:48 here is the legendary words 🔥🔥❤️😂😂👍

  • @abhinavpaul1502
    @abhinavpaul1502 4 роки тому +4955

    " Yeh Kaunsi Meeting Hai, Jahaan Mujhe Nahi Bulaate "
    Rest is history !! 😃😃

    • @thinktank3231
      @thinktank3231 4 роки тому +5

      Ye copied h

    • @thinktank3231
      @thinktank3231 4 роки тому +5

      @@PB1997. American comedian George karlin. Aur bhi bohot se jokes copied h. Yahi to baat tum international comedy dekho tumhe khud samajh aa jayega . Indian comedians pura jokes hi copy kr lete h

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 роки тому +1

      @@thinktank3231 I am low and devise player.
      ua-cam.com/video/hGamEOdCObU/v-deo.html

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 роки тому +1

      @@PB1997. I am low and devise player.
      ua-cam.com/video/hGamEOdCObU/v-deo.html

    • @peaceout.
      @peaceout. 3 роки тому +2

      Mine like was 1k th😂😂

  • @mecss8910
    @mecss8910 5 років тому +283

    This guy is a rare breed.... and should be conserved for the sake of humanity.... :D

  • @roshanydv32
    @roshanydv32 Рік тому +18

    "Kya bola tu ne" is all time love 💙

  • @gunjan2323
    @gunjan2323 5 років тому +528

    When you open UA-cam to watch his old videos but then see that he just uploaded a new one❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jayantmalik69
      @jayantmalik69 5 років тому +5

      Are u wet?

    • @joseph2073
      @joseph2073 5 років тому

      @@jayantmalik69 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @darbarkhan6564
    @darbarkhan6564 3 роки тому +5276

    The "potato, potaato , pututo" was the best ever😂😂😂😂

    • @happier___368
      @happier___368 2 роки тому +12

      Yesssss🤣🤣🤣

    • @djeastreofficial
      @djeastreofficial 2 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blkpik6813
      @blkpik6813 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah 💯😂

    • @alootechy
      @alootechy 2 роки тому +8

      It has become a part of our daily conversation now. whenever we have to say or comment on something ki same hi baat hai, we use "It's like potato pataato pututu".

    • @kanishka829
      @kanishka829 2 роки тому +2

      Yup🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Yogakshema_vahamyaham
    @Yogakshema_vahamyaham 4 роки тому +3621

    Abhishek : me world tour karene wala hu 2020 me.
    Corona virus: Toh kya me job chod du

  • @maalaxmibhakti24
    @maalaxmibhakti24 Рік тому +181

    I'm in love with this guy.. ❤️

  • @akhilkamra1377
    @akhilkamra1377 5 років тому +806

    Finally he started waking up early! 😂😂😂
    His dad would be proud 💪🏼😂, he looks healthy 😂
    Edit: He uploaded this video at 6:30 am! For those who can only see the date of upload 😂

    • @shubhamr605
      @shubhamr605 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @siddharthjajoria5305
      @siddharthjajoria5305 5 років тому +7

      ARE TUM JALDI UTHKE TO DEKHO YAAR!!!!

    • @Sanatansansar_
      @Sanatansansar_ 5 років тому +3

      Bhai wo look healthy is liye bhi dikh rha h ab uski setting hogi hoogi toh hilna bhnd kr diya hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 років тому

      He did end the video with "Main jara hun sone." lol
      But whatever works for him, as long as he is healthy.

    • @samveglohiya
      @samveglohiya 5 років тому +2

      @@divya__shakya AIDS bhi theek ho jeaga😂

  • @aditya-mv3ds
    @aditya-mv3ds 4 роки тому +186

    2:50 the another legendary dialogue of him

  • @TomShelbyXD
    @TomShelbyXD 5 років тому +94

    6:20 Bhai Ye Idea mast hai 😂🔥
    Select language - IND ENGLISH

  • @Rahul_deadpool
    @Rahul_deadpool Місяць тому +8

    7:09 Covid- Aa raha hu mai v 😂😂

  • @ram_morey
    @ram_morey 5 років тому +392

    This guy has set benchmark for standup's, the way he communicates and plays out the character, fabulous job!!

    • @riyuzakhi
      @riyuzakhi 5 років тому

      chup chutiyaa hai tu aur ye bhi..bhadvaa banna bandh karo.

    • @Shivam_Madridista
      @Shivam_Madridista 5 років тому

      @@riyuzakhi then why are u here? 😂😂

  • @anchi7421
    @anchi7421 Рік тому +4646

    His jokes are not only funny but are also totally logical.

    • @arvindkumar-dx1od
      @arvindkumar-dx1od Рік тому +6

      Hiiii guys

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Рік тому +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Рік тому +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k kohu

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Рік тому

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

    • @jayarao2918
      @jayarao2918 Рік тому +1

      ​@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko

  • @Trendytribe77
    @Trendytribe77 4 роки тому +4346

    Abhishek you should do online shows during this time... I will buy the ticket

    • @Trendytribe77
      @Trendytribe77 4 роки тому +47

      117Nandan Vasudev ... I am speaking for my self... rather thn wasting my time mocking people online...

    • @purvameshram8620
      @purvameshram8620 4 роки тому +32

      I was too thinking this.....this willl help everyone to enjoy their qurantine

    • @Trendytribe77
      @Trendytribe77 4 роки тому +12

      117Nandan Vasudev still there is sarcasm in your reply... god bless you.. I don’t know what fun you get picking up feud with people you don’t even know

    • @pankajnaik8012
      @pankajnaik8012 4 роки тому +12

      This is a nice suggestion.. I don't know why I couldn't think of that..

    • @monalishasahoo8114
      @monalishasahoo8114 4 роки тому +5

      I also...

  • @deepakmehta7528
    @deepakmehta7528 3 місяці тому +5

    3:48 The legendary “Kya bola tune?” 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🤌

  • @aayushijha9440
    @aayushijha9440 3 роки тому +1118

    That one line " Humne english banayi hai yaar, bohot din se lage huye hai, please yar" ..... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @authentic_101
      @authentic_101 3 роки тому +6

      You have a crush on him, don't you :)

    • @RF_20
      @RF_20 3 роки тому +16

      @@authentic_101 so jaa bhai.. kuch nahi bolegi.. aur crush bhi chalta rahega

    • @bhanusharma9768
      @bhanusharma9768 3 роки тому +3

      @@RF_20 kh ke leli😂😂😂

    • @ItachiUchiha-bi4if
      @ItachiUchiha-bi4if 3 роки тому +3

      @@authentic_101 bass kr bhai!😂

    • @bangtanworld745
      @bangtanworld745 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

  • @aartipathania7076
    @aartipathania7076 4 роки тому +191

    5:56 that "PLEASE YAAR" was❤🤣🤣

    • @physicslover19
      @physicslover19 4 роки тому +7

      Yes actually i was searching for this comment 😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥

    • @yashkeshri7019
      @yashkeshri7019 4 роки тому +4

      Actually, that's kinda cute

  • @ayushmahli4892
    @ayushmahli4892 4 роки тому +1926

    Whole world : Football
    America : Hm "soccer" bolenge

    • @keniljain796
      @keniljain796 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @prabhu19
      @prabhu19 4 роки тому +49

      rugby ko bc log football bolte hain jiska rule hai "running with the ball in hand"

    • @tintinquarantino3645
      @tintinquarantino3645 4 роки тому +18

      @@prabhu19 yeah they call it American football, to be precise.

    • @prabhu19
      @prabhu19 4 роки тому +27

      @@tintinquarantino3645 how playing with hand can be called "foot" ball

    • @Uranicpluto___
      @Uranicpluto___ 4 роки тому +22

      Bhai population he game hai toh india kyu piche hai😂😂

  • @vaishalibhuskute3542
    @vaishalibhuskute3542 Рік тому +60

    This 'indian english' video is gem ♥ Observation of people correcting pronunciation is bang on! I totally agree with his views on pronunciation.

  • @utkarshchouhan2939
    @utkarshchouhan2939 5 років тому +252

    The way he says" HUM HARASS BOLENGE" I need that level of confidence in life..

    • @kiranjotsingh7650
      @kiranjotsingh7650 5 років тому +1

      Then go to America yeh American attitude hai 😜😂😂😂

    • @riyuzakhi
      @riyuzakhi 5 років тому

      nahi milegaa..aise bhadvon ke videos dekhna bandh karne takh kuch nahi milegaa tujhe..

    • @utkarshchouhan2939
      @utkarshchouhan2939 5 років тому

      @@riyuzakhi are aap to gussa hi ho gye😂😂

  • @ohWowYoutube
    @ohWowYoutube 5 років тому +449

    Now I know the pronunciation of "Receipt"

  • @rahilraya5237
    @rahilraya5237 5 років тому +760

    This is the most logical comedy he's ever done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Minaanku
    @Minaanku 5 місяців тому +7

    It's been 4yrs..... Feels like last week...❤❤

  • @vis_18
    @vis_18 5 років тому +353

    Once a very great person said:
    “Yahi baatein toh baad me yaad aayengi”
    True story

    • @Masterkeyinc
      @Masterkeyinc 5 років тому +1

      Harry potter

    • @xetron9550
      @xetron9550 5 років тому

      * yahi baatein toh baad mein yaadein banti hain*

    • @vis_18
      @vis_18 5 років тому

      TECH BEAST 6:35 yahi kahunga reply me 😂😁

    • @xetron9550
      @xetron9550 5 років тому

      @@vis_18 lmao

  • @v_4_vivek
    @v_4_vivek 5 років тому +2082

    "Indian english"...this should be a movement. I support #IndianEnglish
    .
    Edit: Thanx for the likes guys.

    • @freepagan
      @freepagan 5 років тому +25

      Indian English ain't English at all.

    • @shoebsyed9961
      @shoebsyed9961 5 років тому +16

      While u install softwares mostly there is indian english by the way

    • @demodema5192
      @demodema5192 5 років тому +29

      @@freepagan it is a thing dude, look up any software. There's mostly always an Indian English option.

    • @ishanadepwar
      @ishanadepwar 5 років тому +5

      Btw that's a thing smh😳

    • @gangasingh5802
      @gangasingh5802 5 років тому +12

      @@freepagan Jake chato angrejo ki

  • @manassadhwani3528
    @manassadhwani3528 5 років тому +674

    *This guy deserves a stand up special*

  • @thankfulgrateful
    @thankfulgrateful Рік тому +7

    I saw you at the Kapil Sharma show, you are already famous and shows are also fully entertained, like Archna said that you have speck positive yourself, you are amezing..!!!

  • @loszeusgaming2604
    @loszeusgaming2604 4 роки тому +781

    Abhishek : meko tour pe jana hai
    Le Corona : aurrr bhaiiii agaya swadddd????

  • @rakeshgatlagatla
    @rakeshgatlagatla 5 років тому +266

    the moment he said RAKESH ...my eyebrow's woke up!!

  • @photoninadoubleslit8405
    @photoninadoubleslit8405 4 роки тому +1078

    Potato - Patato - Pututu !
    O man, he is really gem ♥️😂😂😂

  • @ownbrace9131
    @ownbrace9131 Рік тому +4

    Communication ho gyii naa.... Pronunciation ka kya krna haii 🤣🤣.. Best point

  • @kaushikmohanta4768
    @kaushikmohanta4768 5 років тому +4311

    I usually dont comment but
    "Yehi baatein toh baad mein yaad ayegi"
    😂😂
    Wow thnx for 3k🤣

  • @kajalsrivastava2820
    @kajalsrivastava2820 5 років тому +264

    The beauty of his comedy is that no matter how many times you listen you laugh the same as first time😂😂❤

    • @naveengupta6878
      @naveengupta6878 5 років тому +1

      And The Jokes are very generic and Grounded, yet You laugh the hardest. He is a very good performer.

    • @HaiderAliKhan
      @HaiderAliKhan 5 років тому +1

      ab esa bhi nhi hy bhai :P

  • @thewintersoldier7
    @thewintersoldier7 5 років тому +1585

    He looks clean and healthier on each recent uploads.

  • @shivpalsinghpanwar4931
    @shivpalsinghpanwar4931 Рік тому +10

    3:47 " kya bola tune " 😂😂

  • @shreyashtambe1582
    @shreyashtambe1582 2 роки тому +2678

    3:48 the legendary meme 😂❤️

  • @skyvoz
    @skyvoz 3 роки тому +81

    6:11 he is actually right.

  • @Keishazi
    @Keishazi 5 років тому +1319

    Moral:
    Language is a way to communicate, it doesn't matter how we pronounce.
    "Edited to make it more sensible."

    • @poojatayade5721
      @poojatayade5721 5 років тому +11

      Very true. People just want to compare instead of understanding that it's just use to communicate with each other.

    • @Xaris98
      @Xaris98 5 років тому +5

      It's hota he... Ganwar 😂

    • @shubhamkj9753
      @shubhamkj9753 5 років тому

      Muhammad Haris ZIZO Xxxx 😴 puaa a

    • @gautamprajab6868
      @gautamprajab6868 5 років тому

      Gyaani log

    • @Xaris98
      @Xaris98 5 років тому

      @UCs5_ZbVD7YwnK3-XnAhUkwA
      In your sentence it should've been "it's".
      W.r.t the video 'twas saccharine sarcasm, not insult. Didn't know you'd get offended.
      Looks like you've deleted your reply. Please take it light.
      Cheers!

  • @SASUKE-n6q
    @SASUKE-n6q Рік тому +4

    'kya bola tune' and history was created 🤣🤣

  • @bharatmaheshwari1060
    @bharatmaheshwari1060 3 роки тому +1127

    Abhishek:main world tour kr rha hu
    Corona:Kya bola tune?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @utkarsh_ranjan9
    @utkarsh_ranjan9 4 роки тому +1791

    2 min silence for his tour plans.

  • @dibiya004
    @dibiya004 5 років тому +130

    6:30 potato patato pututu😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @nishantgilatar
    @nishantgilatar 5 років тому +1743

    Pututoo
    -Indian English, 2019

    • @Astronemo
      @Astronemo 5 років тому +12

      Did u just copy my comment ..cuz I commented this quite before u 😅or it struck your mind just the way it did mine !

    • @nishantgilatar
      @nishantgilatar 5 років тому +17

      @@Astronemo fuck. And we're both Nishant O_o

    • @sachinrawat999
      @sachinrawat999 5 років тому +2

      Pututu...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Just9n__
      @Just9n__ 5 років тому

      Pootutu

    • @kendrakrust1244
      @kendrakrust1244 5 років тому

      @Bad Boy i had gay sex with Nishant

  • @rishabhpandey8021
    @rishabhpandey8021 4 роки тому +4598

    His way of conveying joke is more funny then his joke 😂😂

    • @payalgupta7776
      @payalgupta7776 4 роки тому +21

      Exactly

    • @user26284
      @user26284 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah

    • @ABC-op2nz
      @ABC-op2nz 4 роки тому +10

      Stand up comedy in a nutshell

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 роки тому +1

      @@payalgupta7776 I am low and devise player.
      ua-cam.com/video/hGamEOdCObU/v-deo.html

    • @opwala1628
      @opwala1628 3 роки тому +1

      @@user26284 I am low and devise player.
      ua-cam.com/video/hGamEOdCObU/v-deo.html

  • @TheNightKing.
    @TheNightKing. 5 років тому +446

    "Yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi" - Abhishek Upmanyu 2019

    • @prakharsinghrawat1442
      @prakharsinghrawat1442 5 років тому +1

      'Hn pta h chl apne baap ko mt bta'- Akshay Kumar(2006) 😂😂😂

    • @TheNightKing.
      @TheNightKing. 5 років тому

      @@prakharsinghrawat1442 "Nikal lawde" - Hindustani bhau 2019

  • @AbdurRahmanspeaks
    @AbdurRahmanspeaks 3 місяці тому +6

    He is literally the best 😂😂

  • @AurOra-zj1ch
    @AurOra-zj1ch 5 років тому +554

    *Potato Potaato Patutu*
    Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @santoshswami8765
    @santoshswami8765 4 роки тому +12970

    Mujhe is video se pta chla "receipt" ko "receit" pronounce krte hai😂😆

    • @005honey
      @005honey 4 роки тому +736

      Waise correct pronunciation to Rasid hai...😝😜

    • @badrunnishapathanbadrunnis5263
      @badrunnishapathanbadrunnis5263 4 роки тому +111

      nai bhai receipt ko rasid bhi bulata hai me khud usse pidit hoo😆😆

    • @mayanksaini5813
      @mayanksaini5813 4 роки тому +32

      @@005honey sach me ??😁

    • @005honey
      @005honey 4 роки тому +44

      @@mayanksaini5813 aur kya? Sufficient log ikhate karne hain..aur apne paas to bhar bhar ke hain😜

    • @bharatikumari525
      @bharatikumari525 4 роки тому +13

      True me 2😂😂

  • @factsforfun5410
    @factsforfun5410 5 років тому +300

    Everyone: Abhishek Upmanyu is the best
    Other standup comedians: me kya karu to job kar lu....
    😂

    • @kavyac9437
      @kavyac9437 5 років тому

      Apna apna opinion hota Hai bachho

  • @premiumauditor2461
    @premiumauditor2461 Рік тому +4

    Kaha hai Reciepts, Recieptte....🤣 was besttttt

  • @shreyakapoor7038
    @shreyakapoor7038 5 років тому +844

    This has the potential to start a new social revolution lmao

  • @prasad2703
    @prasad2703 5 років тому +288

    Sumit Anand watching this : I’m flabbergasted!

    • @ritsadyan6811
      @ritsadyan6811 5 років тому +18

      Upmanyu : i thought we were friends

    • @Tikuchill
      @Tikuchill 5 років тому +5

      Aise kaise bol diya apne

    • @feedfoody
      @feedfoody 5 років тому +2

      They both are my favourate ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Deepak__Mehta
      @Deepak__Mehta 5 років тому +2

      @@ritsadyan6811 have u been using the word rendezvous?? What's going on man?😂😂😂

    • @rahulguitar
      @rahulguitar 5 років тому +2

      @@Deepak__Mehta Thats how it works i win and you lose. Its predefined

  • @sanskarsinghbhadouria7147
    @sanskarsinghbhadouria7147 5 років тому +626

    "reciepte recipttee"
    I'm dead,😂😂😂😂

  • @Musafir9903
    @Musafir9903 9 місяців тому +2

    I can now realise that he was fired from his office after watching Employee no 1 from his latest video 😂😂 Ye he Matured sinchan Jo apne jindegi ko hi comedy banaya he aur jindegi ke saare kisson ko jokes

  • @Naamsebhimanav
    @Naamsebhimanav 4 роки тому +275

    Abhishek:- mai world tour karne jaa raha hu 2020 mei....
    Le corona virus:- Ruko zara sabr karo.....

  • @Ganesh_Devde
    @Ganesh_Devde 5 років тому +618

    What a start of morning 😂😂😂... Thnx buddy for this feeling ❤

  • @aryanb737
    @aryanb737 5 років тому +5199

    When Abhishek realizes that he has a UA-cam channel.....

    • @ankitjain4598
      @ankitjain4598 5 років тому +49

      Zakir khan kab realize karega bhai 🤐

    • @world752
      @world752 5 років тому +16

      @@ankitjain4598 PURANA HO GAYA BHAI

    • @freedomprayer007
      @freedomprayer007 5 років тому +10

      Old one brother ,old one

    • @mayankpareek812
      @mayankpareek812 5 років тому +11

      Anubhav Singh Bassi Bhai 😭😭😭

    • @subhashkhatri5115
      @subhashkhatri5115 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rajprajapat4588
    @rajprajapat4588 Рік тому +2

    Now we have *Indian English* in mobile keyboards

  • @AnuradhaBhagat
    @AnuradhaBhagat 4 роки тому +1515

    Le* English in my surrounding... "Ek ladies thi...."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dimple9575
    @dimple9575 4 роки тому +265

    He's being logical about Pronounciation nd language....😂😂😂😂 truly it's all about just communication nd interaction 👏👍

  • @Speakingthought
    @Speakingthought 3 роки тому +363

    I once watched his insta live, he said I don’t do political jokes coz I have minimal knowledge about it and the area where you don’t have much info you shouldn’t get into I really loved his intellect this is the way it should be there is no harm in having political debates or jokes and stuff but then be sure about what you are talking. Great Abhishek🌸

    • @vasantjoshi5831
      @vasantjoshi5831 2 роки тому +4

      you never learned about punctuation?

    • @Speakingthought
      @Speakingthought 2 роки тому +4

      @@vasantjoshi5831 good observation😂 Anywayd I am grammatically challenged🤣

  • @100DaysExile
    @100DaysExile 3 роки тому +362

    3:48 the legendary meme. ❤️

  • @pritamghosh4643
    @pritamghosh4643 5 років тому +808

    Most 'logical' comedy ever!

  • @ramvijaypatel5504
    @ramvijaypatel5504 3 роки тому +1093

    No political no religious sentiments heart. Pure talent . Good job Abhishek.

    • @yaxshah167
      @yaxshah167 3 роки тому +56

      Kamra :: me M* hu jo yaha aaya😂😂
      Munnawar :: ab is desh me minority , religious sentiments bhi nahi hurt kr skta.
      Victim card OP🔥

    • @NoName-fv5hz
      @NoName-fv5hz 3 роки тому +5

      @@yaxshah167 😂😂

    • @theusualsuspect9076
      @theusualsuspect9076 3 роки тому +21

      @@yaxshah167 minority nhi... Majority...
      Minority sentiment ko hurt kar k dekhe koi... Sir tan se juda hojayega

    • @tanishqkhandelwal8360
      @tanishqkhandelwal8360 3 роки тому +4

      Ha bhai nahi to aajkal comedians jail jaake aa rahe hai

    • @tanishqkhandelwal8360
      @tanishqkhandelwal8360 3 роки тому +1

      Ha bhai nahi to aajkal comedians jail jaake aa rahe hai

  • @sunitasing470
    @sunitasing470 8 днів тому

    Such an intellectual comedian, I just love watching his work.❤️🤧

  • @Ekka753
    @Ekka753 5 років тому +672

    I feel he is the best standup comedian in India

    • @princegirish1991
      @princegirish1991 5 років тому +24

      Zakhir Khan-am I a joke to you?

    • @simranmalhotra3933
      @simranmalhotra3933 5 років тому +12

      GIRISH K har jagah competition karna zaruri hai? Leave it be

    • @ayaanali5169
      @ayaanali5169 5 років тому +10

      @@princegirish1991 stfu and be original pls

    • @kritikak5973
      @kritikak5973 5 років тому +10

      @@ayaanali5169 Ab wo kuch bolne ke liye naya meme banaye?😂

    • @ayaanali5169
      @ayaanali5169 5 років тому +5

      @@kritikak5973 Bhai toh normally bhi bol deta, bas wannabe ki tarah try krte rhta hai ...naya meme bananaki jrurat nhi hai, lekin meme banake likhne ki jrurat bhi toh nhi hai

  • @deepmurari1645
    @deepmurari1645 4 роки тому +298

    There are few standup comedian who's jokes actually makes sense..and are really funny... That's why i like this guy...

  • @Shazad_.95
    @Shazad_.95 2 роки тому +582

    3:48 this part has a different fan base 😂😂

    • @SinghAmit_05
      @SinghAmit_05 2 роки тому +8

      I also find this part in whole video. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @msbardhodhi
      @msbardhodhi 2 роки тому

      Bhai is show ka naam kya hai ???

    • @manuarakhatun793
      @manuarakhatun793 2 роки тому +1

      Ya kya likha tune? 🧐

  • @Garishmachauhan
    @Garishmachauhan 5 місяців тому +2

    🎉🎉🎉🎉proud of you
    You are really meditator because such level of observation and then putting it in jokes something else
    I am not your fan ,follower but seen your work lately and couldn't thanks universe that we have comedians like you 🙏😄❤️

  • @ansumanpattanaik8224
    @ansumanpattanaik8224 5 років тому +128

    He is one of the smartest among all comedians. I always love his videos. The delivery and flow is awesome. Thanks

  • @joyroy366
    @joyroy366 3 роки тому +425

    3:47 the best meme🤣

  • @KingPolo_84
    @KingPolo_84 5 років тому +658

    ABHISHEK: ME BHAHUT KAM VIDEO DAALTA HU.
    PEOPLE: Q?
    ABHISHEK: YAHI BATEIN TO BAAD ME YAAD AATI HAI.

    • @bhaveshdas7819
      @bhaveshdas7819 5 років тому +4

      Lame, could have made a good use of that line

    • @btsarmy-wo5ry
      @btsarmy-wo5ry 5 років тому

      Mtlb kya ha??

    • @btsarmy-wo5ry
      @btsarmy-wo5ry 5 років тому

      Era kahana kya chatha ho😂

    • @KingPolo_84
      @KingPolo_84 5 років тому +1

      @@bhaveshdas7819 true

    • @sunnyb831
      @sunnyb831 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha..
      Got it
      Daant m keede pad jayenge

  • @amritbasavaraj9146
    @amritbasavaraj9146 6 місяців тому +1

    Jo apne video ko beech mein rok ke, "Pehle video dekhlo" bola hai. Wah! maza hi agaya 😂

  • @inayajafri688
    @inayajafri688 2 роки тому +132

    5:05- receiptein kahan hai recieptein🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashutoshbhardwaj374
    @ashutoshbhardwaj374 5 років тому +182

    4:32 Meme material guys!

  • @rohit200abc
    @rohit200abc 5 років тому +447

    Only a genuinely funny and humble person can make fun of himself. The guy is a chemical engineer and worked at Bain & Company.

    • @robort5718
      @robort5718 5 років тому +2

      How do you know? Prove it

    • @rohit200abc
      @rohit200abc 5 років тому +80

      @@robort5718 Google about him. I am not your Maths teacher.

    • @anitharajpurohit5380
      @anitharajpurohit5380 5 років тому +7

      @@rohit200abc 🤣👏

    • @robort5718
      @robort5718 5 років тому +15

      @@rohit200abc actually I'm a math teacher 😅

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 5 років тому +1

      @@rohit200abc Savage AF

  • @aspirant7445
    @aspirant7445 Рік тому +4

    Dang i love him, He is so talented

  • @swatiiip
    @swatiiip 5 років тому +227

    You can't imagine how damn much we've missed you over here❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @knight_23
      @knight_23 5 років тому

      uh uhm... speak for urself

  • @mussolffc2795
    @mussolffc2795 3 роки тому +1803

    The collabs i am waiting for:-
    i) Abhishek upamanyu and Anubhav Singh Bassi
    ii) Carry and bb

    • @theperfectplate9884
      @theperfectplate9884 3 роки тому +63

      Carryminati is not comedian

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 роки тому +32

      @@theperfectplate9884 he is a comedian,rapper and gamer

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 роки тому +16

      @Raj Kumar they dont need your support, dont u know about roasting?he takes permission from ppl bfore roasting and the channels he roasts grow exponentially anyways,and bb is original,the whatsapp jokes r made from his videos,plus bruh no one asked u to watch em,if u dont wanna watch 18+ then dont watch

    • @mussolffc2795
      @mussolffc2795 3 роки тому

      @Raj Kumar i nvr told u not to comment,go ahead and use your freedom of speech

    • @goku1975
      @goku1975 3 роки тому +27

      @@mussolffc2795 rapper 😳

  • @RealTonyStark3000
    @RealTonyStark3000 5 років тому +415

    _Nobody:_
    _Literally Nobody:_
    _Abhishek Upmanyu: C-A-T=Dog_
    _Maa Ch**ale_ 😂

    • @bleedblue1475
      @bleedblue1475 5 років тому

      Bhai fb pei video ne dekhi ka school ke londe ki😂

  • @banwarigaina942
    @banwarigaina942 Рік тому +7

    Bro you are unique in the world..keep it up Bro

  • @syedmohdjamal8313
    @syedmohdjamal8313 5 років тому +353

    Papa ne Mom ko bata diya
    "Pata nahi kitney sagey hain apni biwi k"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @HarshitMishra017
    @HarshitMishra017 5 років тому +189

    1:06 my mind popped out a nostalgia.."itne bhi kya sage ho apne biwi k"😉
    Thnx 4 the likes coz " yhi sb baatein to baad me yaad ayengi"