It's funny cos we all knew he was eventually going to play Shenmue 3. His destiny was Shenmue 3 or having to play with his GF Kathy and Gabrielle with his student Steve.
@@Wulk John will never admit it, but the struggle itself is what gives his life meaning. He can never defeat Kathy, as even if he did, he would have nothing left to accomplish and victory would leave him hollow
So, are the town names taken from towns in the actual world? Because there is a town here in Mexico called Zumpango like in 10:15 I think I saw a town called Granada somewhere in the game and if I'm not mistaken thats a city in Spain.
So this is like watching Death Note but only watching an NPC who believes he is the main character of this story. John wasn't ready for Kathy The Queen of Dokapon Kingdom. But then Gabrielle went for the title and beat John because he is Hobocrawfish and he will be PLAYING DOKAPON KINGDOM FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. 😅😅😅😅😅
Everyone giving John shit in the comments, but defeating Kathy with a blackmail is a legit strategy imo cos she 100 percent would do it back. (Note: I do not know what happens in future streams but I can guarantee it doesn't end well for john)
I actually bought the game on sale recently. Maybe I'm a masochist and want to suffer like John, maybe I just wanted something where the rounds you play last for a long time. I refunded it after ten minutes because it turns out you can't turn off the music without muting the entire game. The port is this abysmal.
Bummed about the Anonymous piece because I'd love to commission them, I like their style :( Please reply to me if you see this comment Anon fanart person!
Well he is just an NPC, btw and don't worry about him, I believe that someone like him isn't important to the narrative isn't a factor because he doesn't even have a birthday to be "acknowledge" by, so who would believe anyone named "Super Eyepatch Wolf", when he doesn't exist LoL
John is showing us that having an unyielding will can indeed be a lame and embarrassing trait
There's "refusing to give up and facing insurmountable odds" and then there's "not knowing when to stop doubling down and taking the L".
Imagine any shounen protagonist but they spawned in a universe without the power of friendship.
I think i have never seen someone deny the concept of acceptance as John does
41:47
Thank you John, I needed some inspiration for a villian's monologue in my Pathfinder game and no one does it like you!
Having knowledge from the future only makes the title even funnier
It's funny cos we all knew he was eventually going to play Shenmue 3. His destiny was Shenmue 3 or having to play with his GF Kathy and Gabrielle with his student Steve.
The Irish boy gets bullyed by two lesbians series continues
This is Season 3 so far, I heard there is a season 4 in the works but hopefully it wouldn't be a short one. LoL
I snorted at this, thank you
Always appreciate the fanart segment being included in these edited vids of the streams. Impeccable.
At the very least, they had to stretch out the runtime for this video at least a little bit given how quickly john lost
Spoilers: he did not
One must imagine Jhon happy
(He secretly is but he won't admit that he enjoys being defeated every time a little too much)
@@Wulk John will never admit it, but the struggle itself is what gives his life meaning. He can never defeat Kathy, as even if he did, he would have nothing left to accomplish and victory would leave him hollow
When I saw the shenmue stream I knew it was all over
Well John is going to be thinking about Kathy even in 2025 onwards because he like her
Look this is the first of many timelines that The Jonker is going to lose to his Dokapon GF Kathy
Copeathon Kingdom.
I'm not sure why john thinks kathy will just be gone forever when the game ends, *she escaped her game befo-*
I love how John is the personification of denial.
John, before facing 2 of the more frustrating bosses: "oh this'll be easy"
June. He started uploading Dokapon Kingdom VODs in JUNE.
No friggin' wonder why this game showed in my UA-cam wrap lmao
Can we go back to the Smokehouse?
So, are the town names taken from towns in the actual world? Because there is a town here in Mexico called Zumpango like in 10:15
I think I saw a town called Granada somewhere in the game and if I'm not mistaken thats a city in Spain.
So this is like watching Death Note but only watching an NPC who believes he is the main character of this story. John wasn't ready for Kathy The Queen of Dokapon Kingdom. But then Gabrielle went for the title and beat John because he is Hobocrawfish and he will be PLAYING DOKAPON KINGDOM FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. 😅😅😅😅😅
"If you keep staring at my wounds I will suplex you."
ME: ::stare intensifies::
The folded gamer always has a crease
One must imagine Jhon happy
You know how Eminem dissed MGK so hard he stopped being a rapper? Dokapon dissed John so hard he became a rapper.
Everyone giving John shit in the comments, but defeating Kathy with a blackmail is a legit strategy imo cos she 100 percent would do it back.
(Note: I do not know what happens in future streams but I can guarantee it doesn't end well for john)
Kathy remains the main character of this story
John your audience is getting worried, you have to let go
It's funny that thw blackmail did more financial damage than any of Hobo Crawfishs darkling runs
Imagine still thinking john has a chance to win
Oh part 2!!!!
If Kathy getting the best result every time is fair, I'd call John's move a fair fight too.
Around 3:00 in, YOOOOOOOO that style is WAY too close to "Home Movies"s animation style to NOT be a crossover reference, holy shit
43:00 big fan of this thing
Final Gamer? More like 2nd to Last Gamer
Oh he did better than usual in this run then.
Oh sh here we go again
Na please call it the Cuddle Puddle😂
I honestly hope he wins
The Final Clickbait
I actually bought the game on sale recently. Maybe I'm a masochist and want to suffer like John, maybe I just wanted something where the rounds you play last for a long time. I refunded it after ten minutes because it turns out you can't turn off the music without muting the entire game. The port is this abysmal.
I wish it had more options for adjusting the sound too but that was a funny way of saying you got stomped by an NPC 10 minutes into the game
@@perpetualgrimace I didn't actually play, I was just looking through the options to check if there really was no way to turn off the music.
@@Skirakzalus coming from a music snob, you done messed up
Instructions unclear: My butt hurts
Bummed about the Anonymous piece because I'd love to commission them, I like their style :( Please reply to me if you see this comment Anon fanart person!
I just don't understand why he doesn't reload a save before the spear broke. Mabe it's a humiliation fet!sh🤔
Unreliable narrator
Well he is just an NPC, btw and don't worry about him, I believe that someone like him isn't important to the narrative isn't a factor because he doesn't even have a birthday to be "acknowledge" by, so who would believe anyone named "Super Eyepatch Wolf", when he doesn't exist LoL
This title is on copium