The Nintendo Switch 2 is DOOMED to FAIL

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  • @BeatEmUps
    @BeatEmUps  22 години тому +216

    This video aged like milk.
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    • @sowsow6677
      @sowsow6677 22 години тому +11

      U posted it 38 seconds ago…

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 22 години тому +5

      Really? You Just Posted This.

    • @apirlfools
      @apirlfools 22 години тому +2

      Thing is the Nintendo has a Habit of failing every other console.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 22 години тому +2

      Wait the same Genki with the 3D printed model. Whoa.
      Btw the video was awesome

    • @TremendousAblutions
      @TremendousAblutions 22 години тому +2

      so in regards to the mouse functionality i feel like they need games that actually utilize a mouse i feel like i only played 1 game on switch that has had this compatability

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy 22 години тому +1249

    This video hasn't aged, but it will when Switch 3 comes out because it'll be older

    • @megamicah_05
      @megamicah_05 21 годину тому +9

      😲 ohhh!

    • @WitherinRose
      @WitherinRose 21 годину тому +6

      i see...

    • @MRMintyMinty
      @MRMintyMinty 21 годину тому +5

      HEY NATHAN

    • @Carni23
      @Carni23 21 годину тому +8

      @@NathanielBandy genius deduction, guy

    • @intellybit
      @intellybit 20 годин тому +4

      a glass of water is no longer a glass of water if you drink the water... then its just a glass.

  • @dinomaster55088
    @dinomaster55088 20 годин тому +503

    YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT A SCREEN??? I'm worried about whether my animal crossing villagers will enjoy their new home on the switch 2.

    • @joebungus3447
      @joebungus3447 16 годин тому

      Why wouldn’t people worry about the screen? Are you actually braindead? Better graphics is one of the key main reasons to have a 2nd generation version of a product.

    • @joshukethehokage8333
      @joshukethehokage8333 16 годин тому +2

      😂

    • @Rationalityislost101
      @Rationalityislost101 15 годин тому +13

      Fret not! For backwards compatibility is coming to a switch 2 near you!

    • @Nosidda
      @Nosidda 11 годин тому +9

      The heck is even wrong with LCD to begin with?? I just got a brand new 1440p monitor that runs at 180hz. This screen is LCD, and it looks amazing!
      Would OLED be nice? Sure, but that doesn't make LCD look bad, LCD still looks good. If anything it just means your Switch has one less point of failure. No burn in!

    • @Ceso123
      @Ceso123 10 годин тому +1

      2 things, 1. Have you been living under a rock? Everyone knows by now (apart from you) that the new switch is backwards compatible. 2. Who gives a hoot about animal crossing 😂

  • @Kaiser86
    @Kaiser86 22 години тому +583

    “Like women, they haven’t seen one turned on”
    Cold. Absolute mad lad.

    • @56ty_
      @56ty_ 19 годин тому +5

      He’s probably not wrong…

    • @AdApT3Rx
      @AdApT3Rx 19 годин тому

      @@56ty_fr

    • @AdApT3Rx
      @AdApT3Rx 19 годин тому +1

      😂

    • @johnf.r6658
      @johnf.r6658 18 годин тому

      It would be funny if he wasn't a little Bcht he had to move because living in Texas gave him anxiety and panic attacks...

    • @AnarickTheDevil
      @AnarickTheDevil 15 годин тому +3

      And that's from a guy who pays a women to pretend to be his girlfriend.

  • @Christopher-s1d1j
    @Christopher-s1d1j 8 годин тому +21

    This is the most unhinged TED talk ever

  • @consolecrash_
    @consolecrash_ 21 годину тому +273

    I heard a rumour about the Switch 2's performance, now take this with a pinch of salt, but from my highly trusted sources, apparently it is going to be more powerful than the Nintendo Switch.

    • @Northern_Seal
      @Northern_Seal 19 годин тому +18

      omg this cannot be real :o

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq 18 годин тому +18

      Source =trust me bro

    • @ippokratismargiouklas2791
      @ippokratismargiouklas2791 18 годин тому +20

      I heard this rumour that the Nintendo switch 2 will be able to play Nintendo switch 2 games

    • @violent8931
      @violent8931 16 годин тому +8

      According to rumors, it had more ram than OG switch..

    • @onomatopoeia5540
      @onomatopoeia5540 15 годин тому

      What a low bar😂

  • @Dirtboy-wq4yg
    @Dirtboy-wq4yg 17 годин тому +51

    Me when seeing the title: “this vid will age like milk.🥛 ”
    Me when finishing the vid: this vid will indeed age like fine wine”🍷

  • @reversal
    @reversal 22 години тому +623

    I'm here from 2033:
    This video aged like milk.

    • @keonhobgood1551
      @keonhobgood1551 22 години тому +9

      😂

    • @Carni23
      @Carni23 21 годину тому +5

      Any medical advancements in lifespan?

    • @OPTBH
      @OPTBH 21 годину тому +7

      Is tiktok actually banned yet?

    • @cathal_account9815
      @cathal_account9815 21 годину тому +5

      In 2033 milk is like fine wine and gets better the older it is

    • @hideforder
      @hideforder 20 годин тому

      Obama's last name got leaked?

  • @taughtbytragedy
    @taughtbytragedy 17 годин тому +14

    I'm dumbfounded that no comedian has done this kind of content. You've done so well with script, performance and editing. My mind is blown whenever you do these kinds of episodes. I wish stand up comedians would do this type of high quality content.

  • @LouieC
    @LouieC 22 години тому +467

    It wasn't broken so they didn't fix it. It's not gonna fail.

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому

      Its gonna fail, stop huffing the copium.

    • @nanashi7779
      @nanashi7779 20 годин тому +33

      ​@@NintenPizza all of that and yet the switch is still the second best selling console of all time - the switch 2 isn't going to fail

    • @CHiCguitar
      @CHiCguitar 20 годин тому +8

      Literally.. Why innovate if all that's needed is improvement. If they had done anything other than exactly this, it would likely be too big of a risk. And much more likely to fail imo

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому +2

      @CHiCguitar The fact that its made BY nintendo makes it an instant fail in my eyes. 👎

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому +1

      @@nanashi7779 It is going to fail. And that will be a huge W.

  • @ChrisPChkn14
    @ChrisPChkn14 20 годин тому +94

    Something about this video hits different than your normal content. In a good way. Well edited, great script, great jokes, great music choices. Well done. Not to say the other stuff isn't good. Idk how to say it maybe. It's a good thing though. I promise. LOL

    • @AdApT3Rx
      @AdApT3Rx 19 годин тому +4

      Fr tho just a different vibe frfr

    • @grey3414
      @grey3414 17 годин тому +4

      I do think it's the editing 😂 there's so much visual candy, it's more fun to watch

    • @vis4violence
      @vis4violence 11 годин тому +2

      1000% agree! He did his thing this video 👏

  • @Jawwaad1111
    @Jawwaad1111 22 години тому +1076

    Truthfully, I’m only buying the Switch 2 for the Nintendo exclusives. That’s the only reason I buy Nintendo consoles

    • @kevindelgado264
      @kevindelgado264 22 години тому +35

      I sold my Switch awhile ago, I was kinda just like: “this console doesn’t really do it for me.”But I’m definitely getting a Switch 2. Mainly for Metroid Prime 4.

    • @vem4ikt
      @vem4ikt 22 години тому +22

      Nothing bad with it, same can be applied to sony consoles and exclusive, and even xbox

    • @SantoryuKauboi
      @SantoryuKauboi 22 години тому +33

      Yup. High end PC gamer here, but I have and will always buy Nintendo consoles for their exclusives.
      All I have to do now is buy an RTX 5090 and get the switch 2 when it releases and the cycle will repeat again.

    • @Zhiperser
      @Zhiperser 22 години тому +24

      @@vem4ikt Everything else ends up on PC. Nintendo is the only one that doesn't

    • @Jacob_267
      @Jacob_267 22 години тому +2

      fr

  • @ultimatederp5069
    @ultimatederp5069 20 годин тому +41

    This video goes insanely nutso, I'm so glad Wood is growing up with his audience.

    • @ReqchV1
      @ReqchV1 18 годин тому

      He ain't tied to Nintendo anymore as you probably already know so he has free range with what he says in his videos which honestly makes him sound alot more natural and fun

  • @pixelpatch
    @pixelpatch 22 години тому +213

    It's really weird how the same people who understood ps4 vs ps5
    But switch 1 vs switch 2 is impossible to overcome

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 21 годину тому +28

      Exactly. Just people who are PlayStation stans that can't fathom the fact that Nintendo is doing better than PlayStation right now. Just them being biased.

    • @tinystar3010
      @tinystar3010 21 годину тому +13

      Playstation fan here. Fat nope. I'm actually in the comments helping defend the Switch 2 name. It's Nintendo actually naming something well for once. Sony has always had it correct. Nintendo and Xbox always are strange. Example Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One (One, but their 3rd console...), Xbox Series S|X... yeah... make that make sense.
      But Switch 2 is a perfect name. It implies its in the Switch family of Nintendo consoles, but separate, and a continuation, not an accessory. I even thought WiiU was just a personal screen controller for the Wii for local multiplayer instead of split screen until a couple years ago. Never knew it was a new console. Wii "You" personal screen, was my understanding.
      I'm excited for the Switch 2 as a Playstation "stan". I own everything Playstation, most stuff Nintendo going back to the OG Gameboy. I just won't touch Xbox.
      (It's Xbox that "Playstation stans" hate btw, not Nintendo. Learn your memes.)

    • @TheRealSlimsagey7
      @TheRealSlimsagey7 20 годин тому +3

      @@tinystar3010 Na plenty of Sony Ponys hate on Nintendo, more than Xbots for sure. Simply because theres only about 4 Xbots left and one of them is Phil Spencer.
      The comment I see most is "Nintendo only sell remasters and re-releases" as if the Last of us and Horizon dont have around 94 different versions

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 20 годин тому +1

      @@tinystar3010 Yeah agree with everything you said! The name is straightforward and easy to understand. Idk why people want names like super switch which could still be confusing. Almost like some people want this to fail😭

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 20 годин тому +2

      @@TheRealSlimsagey7 Exactly dude. Just playstation stans being biased. Atl we actually have games🤣

  • @GarryChenYT
    @GarryChenYT 3 години тому +1

    Be careful Wood, last time a company dare to use 'Courage' they got rid of the headphone jack.

  • @jacobhuffman2923
    @jacobhuffman2923 22 години тому +224

    Honestly, I am just glad its backwards compatible with the Switch 1! Only wishlist item I have is it stays HD 1080p, but consistent 60 FPS on every title. Anything better than that is the cherry on top

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 21 годину тому +6

      Yeah that's all I'm asking for too!

    • @tinystar3010
      @tinystar3010 21 годину тому +11

      Same. Just 1080p native, not 720 upscaled to 1080p like Switch 1. S1 always looks fuzzy on docked, annoyed me.

    • @Loundsify
      @Loundsify 18 годин тому +6

      The CPU will mean that any PS5 ports will run at 30fps. But I'm sure first party Nintendo games will run faster.v

    • @jbzhummerh2gamer
      @jbzhummerh2gamer 18 годин тому

      Same

    • @katerinagagne1809
      @katerinagagne1809 17 годин тому

      @@tinystar3010i can usually overlook graphics but harvestella specifically on switch looks awful. it's so blurry and fuzzy, if you haven't played it look up some switch footage it's insane they thought it looked good lol. makes me feel like my glasses are the wrong prescription

  • @bloodmarth
    @bloodmarth 17 годин тому +7

    I read the title, I click the video, I hear Woods explanation, I watch the video...
    Wow, the title still makes no sense.

    • @gmoddude12
      @gmoddude12 47 хвилин тому

      feels like there is missing a ? at the end XD

  • @doomsdayl8694
    @doomsdayl8694 22 години тому +194

    people complain that it isnt gonna be powerful but do people not see how cool it is to have something that fits in your bag and can be brought anywhere is as powerufl as a ps4 or a series s like imagine being able to just whip out a whole ps 4 and a tv ANYWHERE and it runs perfectly

    • @writtenskate522plays
      @writtenskate522plays 20 годин тому +3

      Exaclty, and maybe android will finally run good for once whenever it gets jailbroken

    • @njovie13
      @njovie13 20 годин тому +25

      People nowadays just look for things to complain about

    • @Andrew-tl9gk
      @Andrew-tl9gk 19 годин тому +11

      When I imagine graphics like TLOU2 and RDR2 is possible with the Switch 2... This will be INSANE

    • @hannahdeards9652
      @hannahdeards9652 18 годин тому +4

      To be honest this is what it's like with the steam deck and it's AWESOME :D

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 16 годин тому +3

      console plebs complaining about power is always funny to me.

  • @smol_lucifer
    @smol_lucifer 7 годин тому +6

    21:15 okay guys, we lost him

  • @TheAnonLee
    @TheAnonLee 22 години тому +174

    I think some people underestimate how many people will get a switch 2 instead of a handheld pc. I know plenty of people who just want a decent handheld but don’t wanna a deal with an os and compatibility stuff

    • @PopoSimTalia
      @PopoSimTalia 22 години тому +21

      Mhm thats me. I don't want to have anything complicated. Portable thing I can stick in the game I want and play it now is exactly what I want
      Simplicity is what will appeal
      If they make it easy to switch my dames and acount to switch 2 that will be a massive pro to buy it

    • @Mikhail-Kuhn
      @Mikhail-Kuhn 21 годину тому +10

      I literally have handheld PCs and Im still getting the switch 2

    • @aleksleonardson6058
      @aleksleonardson6058 21 годину тому +5

      If The third party support keeps on rolling with the switch 2, the (what little) value proposition the other consoles and handhelds offer will shrink even further. If nintendo allows a whole slew of third party trilogies and rereleases (halo/cod/gta 4 &5) to come to switch 2, like all of the classic collections we had with the switch, plus all of what nintendo themselves plan to publish, the internet will "SHUSH chatty monkey" XD

    • @DR_BustA1515
      @DR_BustA1515 21 годину тому +7

      I will and I'm mainly a PC gamer. I also love Nintendo games and occasionally like a "break" from PC

    • @fornavnefternavn208
      @fornavnefternavn208 20 годин тому

      I think you are absolutely right and many unaware people probably have that perception, but with the Steam deck at least, i haven't tried any of the other ones, steam os is basically like using the xbox,playstation or switch interface, just as simple where everything is locked down by default and set to just show games that the Handheld should play, you have to go out of your way to even enter the desktop OS or fiddle with anything custom(but you can if you want). But then again perception is reality and i bet all those people would probably get more out of the Switch anyways. Just wanted to give my 2 cents that Valve has really gone a long way to make the Steam deck and Big picture Mode as simple and basically Console like as possible when you keep in mind that it can also be a Full fledged Pc if you want to or hook it up to a screen.

  • @REVECRIT
    @REVECRIT 5 годин тому +4

    Tears at 60fps is gonna rock

  • @The_Ostrich
    @The_Ostrich 22 години тому +178

    Just like the first Switch. Its 2017 all over again, so nice to feel 8 years younger 😍😍

    • @Gorilatag9
      @Gorilatag9 22 години тому +2

      lol

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 21 годину тому

      It’s good to feel 15 years old again

  • @sanddddd8
    @sanddddd8 8 годин тому +4

    If Kim is in labour and the switch 2 comes out on the same day, are you playing it in the hospital?????

  • @Wiiufan23
    @Wiiufan23 21 годину тому +37

    When I was a boy aged 6-11 I can confirm I was a massive Wii fan

  • @julianf40ify
    @julianf40ify 16 годин тому +4

    Honestly I’m happy with my OLED switch I’ll wait for the OLED switch 2 and upgrade then

  • @batmanuel9669
    @batmanuel9669 22 години тому +140

    The Switch 2 will be released and ten seconds later scalpers will have bought them all.

    • @Fabioplays098
      @Fabioplays098 22 години тому +10

      Nintendo made 20 million so I don't think that will be a problem

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 22 години тому +7

      @@Fabioplays098 Yeah, they made multiple copies beforehand, and it also might be an online preorder only (which you need a Nintendo account for) that would make it so there are no scalping.

    • @myral3880
      @myral3880 21 годину тому +1

      ​@nasi-c3sI'm sure they'd allow in store pre orders. Remember the scalpers get the consoles through buying them online.

    • @coniejuu3732
      @coniejuu3732 20 годин тому +2

      Stay optimistic! I believe their plan on distribution will workout much better this time around.

    • @huggysocks
      @huggysocks 19 годин тому +1

      I wish it would take ten seconds. It will be 1/9th of that

  • @z-onedn8536
    @z-onedn8536 10 годин тому +1

    "The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand."

  • @Ietsuna
    @Ietsuna 22 години тому +27

    my biggest hope is that the switch 2 will let me actually play some of my switch games without them running like they are clay animations.

    • @Nunchchucks
      @Nunchchucks 4 години тому +1

      Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but I know what you mean. I hope so too.

  • @robertwolfgan
    @robertwolfgan 20 годин тому +12

    Wow so I'm the only one who got extremely excited when they said it would be as powerful as a PS4 Pro. Noted...

    • @troy1993
      @troy1993 Годину тому

      Red dead redemption 2 ran on a PS4 and looked even more beautiful on PS4 pro. Imagine getting graphics like that on a handheld. The Zelda games are gonna be beautiful with there art style.

  • @CrimsoniteSP
    @CrimsoniteSP 22 години тому +82

    If anything, Switch 2 gonna thrive. It's the Switch, a console EVERYONE loves, but better in every conceivable way.
    I don't think it'll out sell the Switch since the majority of the casual audience is probably content with their, checks notes, 8 year old console, but anyone who's been wanting an updated model finally has one.

    • @harleymyers2682
      @harleymyers2682 21 годину тому +2

      I love my oled switch. Totk special edition, but I’m still upgrading cuz updated hardware.

    • @CHiCguitar
      @CHiCguitar 20 годин тому +5

      If it releases with MK10 as a Switch 2 exclusive, I bet it'll get close. I'm a casual gamer and casual gamers LOVE Mario Kart

    • @meliaoffonsamyma3265
      @meliaoffonsamyma3265 18 годин тому +5

      I think you're on the bullseye.
      I feel that worst case scenario, the switch 2 will be to the switch what the 3DS was to the DS.
      It won't be as successful for what you said, but as far as I'm aware, the 3DS was still considered very successful.

    • @ChromaticFramerø
      @ChromaticFramerø 18 годин тому +3

      I'm happy I can retire my OLED switch in not too long, recently bought a new set of joy cons too. So it with some preselected games installed maybe I'll buy labo second hand will make for a remarkable present for my child some day.

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 16 годин тому +3

      more powerful backwards compatible Switch is exactly what I was looking for as a PC gamer. def want to pick up the games I missed out on the previous Switch.

  • @kangiovinazzo7522
    @kangiovinazzo7522 10 годин тому +1

    Love this video!! So well structured and the comedy was on point, loved every minute!

  • @darkgod8398
    @darkgod8398 21 годину тому +21

    The switch 2 is everything people are asking for. But they complain when they get what they wanted.😂

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому

      Nah, people are asking for nintendo to LEAVE the market.

    • @TheRealVbros
      @TheRealVbros 13 годин тому +2

      twitter users (that's literally the only people complaining tbh) are like vampires, except instead of sucking blood and being allergic to sunlight (although that part is still true) they suck out any fun in something and are allergic to positivity

    • @ikesours6558
      @ikesours6558 12 годин тому +2

      More bs on the internet. Those whiners are already making their wishlists without launch titles being official.

    • @TheRealVbros
      @TheRealVbros 12 годин тому +2

      @ I sometimes wonder if it's a real wishlist or a goddamn we didn't start the fire parody of every nintendo ip

    • @šokolataSK
      @šokolataSK 4 години тому

      @@tinycoinfromholland1391 Why would they. Also Nintendo is last company that creates a lot of games for their consoles. And Sony is making them because PS5 would be only like worse pc. And Xbox buys game companies and they are not even trying anymore.

  • @arturorosado8574
    @arturorosado8574 Годину тому +1

    The slightly redesigned mustache is making things happen. Just saying. 10/10

  • @Jeremy-oy6tg
    @Jeremy-oy6tg 20 годин тому +12

    The ones saying all the negativity about Switch 2 are most likely fans from another console hating on something that already has a huge success so far. They only hate when what they love aren't doing so well.

  • @BeautifulColorsYoutube
    @BeautifulColorsYoutube 20 годин тому +2

    honestly great skit! I was laughing and agreeing and amused the whole time! I have always come to you for all my nintendo entertainment. great video ALSO I am SUPER EXCITED FOR SWITCH 2!!!!!! I will be a year 1 purchaser. and then be sad when they release a cool special edition

  • @Official_RetroMania
    @Official_RetroMania 22 години тому +52

    People are really sniffing copium if they believe that the successor of the SWITCH 1 the BEST SELLING Nintendo system would fail.

    • @-HariboMaribo-
      @-HariboMaribo- 22 години тому +3

      It's like saying that the ps5 would have failed after years of ps4s selling

    • @AeyGee
      @AeyGee 22 години тому +10

      It's like saying the Wii U will fail after the success of the Wii. Oh, wait!

    • @Official_RetroMania
      @Official_RetroMania 22 години тому +11

      ​​@@AeyGee The Wii-U wasn't exactly a successor to the Wii even though it uses a similar name, it had a new gimmick, while the Switch 2 is just the Switch but much, much better. I would say the Switch 2 is more like a GameBoy where the GameBoy Advanced was just a better GameBoy and it sold and sold well.
      Edit: also let's not forget that most families got confused by the name because they thought that the Wii-U was just a Wii accessory and I don't blame them because Nintendo used the "Wii name + something" on EVERYTHING, Wii Sports, Wii Fit, Wii Balance board, Wii Play, Wii Resort... Common.

    • @AeyGee
      @AeyGee 22 години тому +2

      @@Official_RetroMania No one knows how good the Switch 2 will do. It's always better to wait and watch, instead of making silly videos like Wood did here.

    • @tinystar3010
      @tinystar3010 21 годину тому

      Tbf, I remember the first time I saw a WiiU show up in my local stores and I thought "oh, they added a personal screen controller for the Wii? That would make local multiplayer more fun instead of split screen".
      Legitimately did not know it was a completely new system from the Wii til like a year or 2 ago when a failed consoles video popped up.
      I'm happy it's being called a Switch 2 because like Sony Playstations, that logically makes sense. More people will buy it now.

  • @jbeannn27
    @jbeannn27 15 годин тому +6

    15:06 is it what now???

  • @Midnight_Tomorrow
    @Midnight_Tomorrow 20 годин тому +12

    I think most people wont care about the specific specs or intricacies of the switch 2, they want it for the nintendo experience. I dont care how many terra-sharts it has, if it has mariokart, im in.

    • @explodedglue5509
      @explodedglue5509 18 годин тому

      You mean how many toilet-plops the switch 2 has?

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 години тому

      and it's gonna be the best Nintendo Experience we ever had.
      1080 P, always 60FPS, solid gameplay, lots of games to choose from, It's Nintendo, you know the console will beat Playstation 5 in games and quirks, it doesn't need to win on Specs when it has both of those.

  • @shi3ll4
    @shi3ll4 Годину тому +1

    It will never be comparable, hence it’s kinda stupid trying to compare them. Switch will always be its own console and it’s different alltogether. Because it have different kind of games, you don’t get a switch cause it plays 1080p 60hz, you get it because of the experience is different, whether on docked or desk 2p mode, detailed rumble when playing, that’s the thing that make switch decadent

  • @concernedowl614
    @concernedowl614 22 години тому +20

    Imagine being Nintendo, for years people bash you for making stupid gimick machines, you course correct, and now people whine that your new console isn't a gimick machine

    • @DavideNastri
      @DavideNastri 18 годин тому

      TBH Nintendo is not new to iterate over / upgrade handhelds

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 16 годин тому +1

      ehh these are people who overpaid hundreds of dollars to buy a console that looks like a trapper keeper from a scalper and then just play PS4 games on it, to the point that Sony has to release games on PC to make up for the lack of sales.

  • @luisnieves5961
    @luisnieves5961 2 години тому

    Im not kidding, I feel reached a new level of awesome with these edits and video style. Happy to see him doing well :)

  • @fangbricks1587
    @fangbricks1587 22 години тому +64

    The hate has hardened my Nintendo fan boy personality, so unfortunately for my wallet I will do whatever it takes to get the switch 2

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому

      That isn't something to be proud of kid.

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi 19 годин тому +1

      Trueee

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq 18 годин тому +5

      Just start saving like ten or fifteen bucks a week and by the time it releases you'll have enough money to buy it .

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 18 годин тому

      @@fangbricks1587 That aint a thing to brag about lmao. 😂

    • @fangbricks1587
      @fangbricks1587 18 годин тому +1

      @@MikeHunt-lz2hq I plan too! Very excited so I’ve been putting away money but still it’ll be a little sad to see the money go lol

  • @ethanvalentine4299
    @ethanvalentine4299 9 годин тому

    Wood I honestly feel like this video shows just how much you have truly grown as a creator/writer/editor/etc... such a well made video kudos sir looking forward to a whole new era of switch as well as Wood and fam. Congrats on the baby btw try not to make all the other parents look bad but high key you and Kim will probably be the coolest parents ever.

  • @maryss5022
    @maryss5022 22 години тому +10

    "all of these people spewing negativity about the switch 2 online (much like a woman) hasn't even seen one turned on yet" 🤣🤣 This made me cackle so hard 😂

  • @carlosm14
    @carlosm14 22 години тому +7

    Nice editing! Your editor needs a raise asap

  • @esmooth919
    @esmooth919 3 години тому

    16:41 I thought you were going to take a dig at Apple. Lmao

  • @Milkyway-Galaxy11
    @Milkyway-Galaxy11 22 години тому +24

    Congrats on your baby I forgot to comment two videos ago and please don’t name your kid Nintendo Switch

  • @calypsoraz4318
    @calypsoraz4318 14 годин тому +1

    As far as the Mario Kart footage, I think it was pointed out by someone else that the video was uploaded in 60fps to illustrate that the game will run at 60fps. It makes sense because I don't know why they would choose to upload above 30 for a short teaser video.

  • @Tsunarmyy
    @Tsunarmyy 22 години тому +6

    The quality of these videos never fail to amaze me. Bring on the Switch 2 👍

  • @Syntherus
    @Syntherus 17 годин тому +2

    The only criticism I've seen is people regurgitating how the PS4 Pro is 10 year old hardware and that the Switch 2 is behind the times. I'm like bro Nintendo makes stylized cartoony family games. I don't need a PS5 worth of power for Nintendo games. As long as it's 1080p and rock solid 60fps without having to use adaptive resolution, I'm good.
    Also, something a lot of sales people who were marketing the Wii U in malls and places like that said was that most people didn't even know the Wii U was a new console. They just thought the Wii U was the Wii U gamepad, an accessory. It probably would have sold way more if it was called the Wii 2 which is why I sighed in relief when the official name was the Switch 2.

  • @Rugrat
    @Rugrat 20 годин тому +4

    Mate I am so hyped for the switch 2 and quietly even though I'm a 6'2 tattooed bodybuilder who works in a prison I cant wait for a new animal crossing on it 😁👍

  • @triforcepanda
    @triforcepanda 18 годин тому +2

    Bro this video was the one of the best you've done..its just so different probably more of you being the real you. Keep this kind of videos going

    • @cosmic_drew
      @cosmic_drew 17 годин тому

      Agree 100%. This feels like Wood is back.

  • @clipzy5032
    @clipzy5032 14 годин тому +1

    18:40 as someone who lives near Redmond (nintendo of america) a worker there said "we didn't say that it's not oled"

  • @sosidbandband7589
    @sosidbandband7589 22 години тому +19

    Nintendo has always been renowned for hand held consoles, no more 3DS are being made, the switch kinda made up for that as well as being able to play on the TV, don't think it will fail at all, just needs to be promoted as a new console, the thing they should have done with the Wii U

    • @tinystar3010
      @tinystar3010 21 годину тому +3

      It's already promoted perfectly. 2 means a continuation, second version etc. The WiiU tho.... When it first came out in stores I thought "oh a personal screen controller for the Wii instead of split screen local multiplayer?" saw the price, and passed. WiiU even sounds like Wii You, like a personal screen. I didn't learn until a couple years ago in a console failures video that it was actually a separate standalone console. Switch 2 is a way better branding.

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому

      It WILL fail

    • @crazyshadowman9
      @crazyshadowman9 20 годин тому

      ​@@tinystar3010I get why, but not even knowing the wii u was a whole console is wild 😭

    • @avibe3715
      @avibe3715 19 годин тому

      @@tinycoinfromholland1391 well thankfully Nintendo's bottom line doesn't depend on your brain-dead opinion 😶‍🌫

  • @Joeynator3000
    @Joeynator3000 19 годин тому +1

    My favorite complaint I've heard about the Switch 2, people complained that the Switch 2 is copying the Steam Deck look.
    ...
    Like.....what? lol

  • @hilmalumay
    @hilmalumay 22 години тому +8

    as long as nintendo keep their games exclusive and continue to release good games, their consoles are not going to fail.. because there will always be kids and kids at heart adults that will want to play newer titles..

  • @AndrewPRoberts
    @AndrewPRoberts 12 годин тому +1

    Someone recently gave me their PS4 pro for free because they got a PS5, and when I'm playing games on there I always think to myself "do I genuinely need games to look better than this"

  • @Coaster-Movies
    @Coaster-Movies 22 години тому +17

    Am I the only one thinking what would happen if Sega would start making console’s again?

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 21 годину тому +3

      Nope me too friend

    • @xenos_n.
      @xenos_n. 20 годин тому +1

      No, I think about that too. It would be amazing. Imagine Xbox dies and Sega comes back, and we still have Sony and we have Valve with their steam deck, it would be amazing

    • @dataroaming7512
      @dataroaming7512 20 годин тому +1

      Another box to put exclusive games on doesn’t excite me, playing on an Xbox is just as good as a theoretical Sega console.

  • @esteban602
    @esteban602 14 годин тому +1

    This is one of the best videos you have made ever or the best. Great work 👍🏼.

  • @Cornbread2x
    @Cornbread2x 18 годин тому +4

    Here’s a dad joke:
    How does a lumberjack keep track of the trees he cuts down?
    He keeps a log

  • @tealias
    @tealias 6 годин тому

    This might just take the cake as my favorite youtube video. I wasn't gonna watch it cause I'm so tired of peoples negativity but I'm so glad I did! I've been craving some love and enthusiasm and this hit the mark so thank you

  • @kjsuperstar1798
    @kjsuperstar1798 22 години тому +13

    I saw one video where they were adamant about the Switch 2 failing but they brought up Mario Kart not being powerful enough lol like bruh Mario Kart as o launch title will already push sales.

  • @Welshy180
    @Welshy180 18 годин тому +2

    I love your take on this. People don’t play Nintendo for the most powerful console 😂 we play it for Mario, and Zelda.

  • @JauStudioFR
    @JauStudioFR 20 годин тому +8

    Switch 2 and deck can co-exist.
    You buy a Nintendo toy to relax anytime you can. No extra brain activity. Just press the button.
    You buy a deck or another handheld to play desktop games on your bed + do other things like watch this channel or use mods for your games.
    Steam Deck has an architecture very close to Series S with more memory and an improved energy management (necessary for good handheld).
    Given the chips we saw on leaks, Switch 2 might be approximately at the same efficiency but with less memory. To be honest, as a dev and a gamer, the only thing that makes me a bit worried is the current obsession for upscaling and tray tracing. It might devour this memory like a tourist discovering croissant du petit-déjeuner !

  • @Squoski93
    @Squoski93 14 годин тому +1

    The slow mental breakdown from the revelation that you’re about to become a father is so relatable and reminds me of when I went through the same thing a few years ago.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 години тому

      please just don't turn your kid into an Ipad kid. those kids have no attention span and are zombies.

  • @Hockeybro42
    @Hockeybro42 20 годин тому +3

    Let’s wait and see, I would be surprised if it “fails”.

  • @lilstewy5091
    @lilstewy5091 2 години тому

    Woods, as someone who’s been watching for over five years, it’s crazy that me and you are having our first child around the same time

  • @eloise.r
    @eloise.r 20 годин тому +8

    I think it’s funny how people think we are all buying the Nintendo switch for its graphics quality… like if I wanted to buy something with good image quality I would look for a pc but we are all buying it for its exclusive games 😭 like how people pick the Xbox over the ps or vice versa

    • @vance8402
      @vance8402 18 годин тому +2

      Yea exactly and people ask for more power in an handheld and by gally if that happens, they still blame it for being too pricey!...jeez

    • @shadowcastyt
      @shadowcastyt 16 годин тому +3

      Yep I personally am fortunate enough to have a very nice PC for all that, I don’t need it in my Switch, all I need my Switch for is Zelda and Mario

    • @vance8402
      @vance8402 15 годин тому +1

      @@shadowcastyt 💯..but i try some ports from pc as well, like alien isolation, outlast etc...had to say, alien isolation is 🔥 dude✨

    • @Cloud-dt6xb
      @Cloud-dt6xb Годину тому

      Exactly and Nintendo's graphics get the job done so that's all I care about. It'll certianly be exciting to see them reach ps4 pro level with their power but it's not something I need to be happy with their console. Frankly alot of Switch games look leagues better than games that push for perfect graphics anyways.

  • @TheNikola2018
    @TheNikola2018 7 годин тому +4

    0:44 or 3 they didn't watch the video

    • @Moodoo20
      @Moodoo20 5 годин тому

      same thought

    • @eclecticcollected8570
      @eclecticcollected8570 10 хвилин тому

      Dumb is accurate for commenting on a vid they haven't watched 😂

  • @WeAllBeBros
    @WeAllBeBros 14 годин тому +1

    1:10 bro came out swinging

  • @zsysel439
    @zsysel439 22 години тому +8

    Switch 2 = excitement for me. I still have the launch Switch and I am excited to see how it is going to be supported by 3rd party

  • @sunpi
    @sunpi 18 годин тому +1

    It's defo going to be one of the best consoles can't wait to see how much the games get upgraded too

  • @MeMyandI-x1d
    @MeMyandI-x1d 20 годин тому +3

    Honestly I hope the rumors about the switch 2 having ps4-like power to be true. Having to bring a ps4 or xbox series s on a train or a plane every time gets pretty tiresome you know.

    • @naimfebruary9913
      @naimfebruary9913 19 годин тому +2

      Steamdeck

    • @engraateer9768
      @engraateer9768 7 годин тому

      Steam deck needs active internet connection

    • @MeMyandI-x1d
      @MeMyandI-x1d 5 годин тому

      @@naimfebruary9913 it’s not the same. I like the steam deck but I feel it still cannot replace the switch for me. Even the original one.

  • @marquisnewman7110
    @marquisnewman7110 2 години тому

    Great video! It had me snickering much of the way through. Also, this video is the first I'm hearing that yall are expecting. Congrats, you guys!

  • @Snozzer
    @Snozzer 22 години тому +5

    People that think you can break off the connections for the joycons like that just lack general logistical thinking skills.
    The joycons are slotted in the side, and fit the groove of the console. You can’t rotate them that direction without FIRST pulling them straight out sideways and disconnecting them.

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 21 годину тому +1

      Exactly. Just people on the internet finding reasons to hate on Nintendo.

    • @tinycoinfromholland1391
      @tinycoinfromholland1391 20 годин тому

      ​@nasi-c3sHating nintendo is a moral obligation. If you like nintendo then you are either a kid or are just a stupid bootlicker.

  • @chrisbennett1396
    @chrisbennett1396 16 годин тому +2

    I need my paper mario to have ray tracing, 8k, 120fps, 0.1sec loading screens otherwise I don't want it

  • @doggodwood
    @doggodwood 22 години тому +7

    With EVERY Nintendo console release, people complin about the pointless gimmicks. Now the switch 2 is just improving on the previous one so we can focus on the games, and people are STILL mad?? O_o
    But to be fair, the switch is made of grahamcrackers and spit lol. We can only hope they don't cheap out again for the next one. I would rather pay more for the uncomfortable controllers not to crack in my adult sized hands, no stick drift, games to run without early 2000s lag, a stand that isnt thin & lopsided, and a dock that doesn't scratch the screen.

  • @kurokamideri
    @kurokamideri 10 годин тому

    1:12 Holy rabbits you went for the throat with this one 😂

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 22 години тому +6

    Can you imagine if the Switch actually did seriously underperform and Nintendo was forced to go the Sega route? We might not have BeatemUps!

    • @nasi-c3s
      @nasi-c3s 21 годину тому

      Never going to happen but likely😂

    • @Yoshiro_Senpai06
      @Yoshiro_Senpai06 17 годин тому

      I think even if the Switch fails they won't be force to do the Sega route since the DS series was a massive success

  • @nintendfriendspod
    @nintendfriendspod 20 годин тому +2

    That C button rant killed me Wood! 😂

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 15 годин тому +3

    I don't really understand why people consider the Wii U a failure. It sold more units than the PS Vita, Master System, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, 3DO and Atari Lynx. Any of those would have been considered great successes if they had sold that many units.

    • @PepeChadIsDaGoat
      @PepeChadIsDaGoat 8 годин тому

      ...
      Its still too small of a number, it wouldve put Big N out if it was after the GC, like Sega got outta the race because of the Saturn's and Dreamcast's failure.

    • @PepeChadIsDaGoat
      @PepeChadIsDaGoat 8 годин тому

      Ig maybe the DS wouldve carried them, but yeaaah, maybe delayed their "death"

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox 6 годин тому +1

      I think the PSVita sold 15/16M, more than the 13/14M of the Wii U, but the PS Vita, Saturn, Dreamcast, 3DO, N-Gage, Lynx (and even we could argue for the Gamegear were ALSO massive commercial failures !!

  • @VillagerDan
    @VillagerDan 4 години тому

    Bro Wood absolutley smashed all the doubters! lol I love it! He's like the big brother you call to beat up the neighborhood bullies hahaha

  • @Thatonegirl989
    @Thatonegirl989 22 години тому +4

    I’m cautiously optimistic about the switch 2, but I need to see the specs and hopefully UI changes.

  • @pasoliman
    @pasoliman 3 години тому +1

    10 is also 2 in binary ;)

  • @gregorybarnard5593
    @gregorybarnard5593 21 годину тому +10

    Video starts at 24:48

  • @Gemazarus
    @Gemazarus 5 годин тому

    Hey Wood. Congrats on the upcoming baby! First time father advice I give to every single first time dad I know, NEVER be quiet around a sleeping baby! Thank me later!
    Just wanted to say this video was awesome. Been subbed for years but not really watched much of your content for a while, I love the style with the green screen and the good old sense of humour. I can't wait for the Switch 2. This was an excellent video so thank you very much.

  • @eternity449
    @eternity449 13 годин тому +3

    They should just release OLED from the beginning so people don't have to double dip.

    • @marcusfridh8489
      @marcusfridh8489 10 годин тому

      They want you to double dip, to make more money, it is capitalism for you

  • @couchrpg6282
    @couchrpg6282 5 годин тому +1

    hello beatemups
    just wanna say the switch 2 might run better than the steam deck even if it has less powerfull specs because it doesnt have windows but rather is using a gaming optimized OS wich means a lot
    i got this info from someone who looked at the leaked specs and actually worked on nintendo switch games
    he tried to put a switch indiegame he made on more powerfull hardware thats not optimized for gaming and in ran worse than on the switch so the consern of it not beeing powerfull enough when its gonna be using dlss especially is just missplaced

  • @KnoxinCrox
    @KnoxinCrox 19 годин тому +3

    I just want Zelda, that’s all I want.

  • @Ffantasy501Bashy
    @Ffantasy501Bashy Годину тому

    That bit at the end xD *Chef's kiss*
    Loved the video, i think i missed the first one, strangely enough.

  • @ThaCyNiQ
    @ThaCyNiQ 18 годин тому +3

    I agree with you except the fact that there wasn't a steamdeck or any other competition at the time of the original switch.
    It seems like every other handheld is a much better option unless Switch 2 does something truly special.

    • @TG-xp9vc
      @TG-xp9vc 18 годин тому +3

      All other handheld havent sold 5 percent of what the switch sold lmao

    • @tlothompson6935
      @tlothompson6935 17 годин тому

      The Switch will always have it's fans and it's cheaper and better for kids. However, I do agree with you that the new PC handhelds are way better purchases for an actual consumer that wants the best thing on the market. Steam Deck is probably stealing a large portion of PC fans that were thinking about a Switch. They probably just got the SD and emulated Nintendo games (if they were smart). Switch 2 def won't hit Switch 1 numbers for sales.

    • @Cloud-dt6xb
      @Cloud-dt6xb Годину тому

      And the Switch is still outselling all of them so shut up.

  • @parttimegamerdad
    @parttimegamerdad 3 години тому

    As both a Steam Deck owner and a dad of 3 including twin toddlers, I can confirm the Steam Deck needs more nurture to work effectively than my kids do.

  • @HinaCabina
    @HinaCabina 14 годин тому +5

    You can play all those nintendo games on a steam deck

    • @Umbrella2
      @Umbrella2 13 годин тому

      Us hardcore Nintendo fans love our Nintendo consoles and physical games, we’re a weird loyal bunch. 😅

    • @stephkm3655
      @stephkm3655 6 годин тому

      You wont be able to play Switch 2 games on Steam Deck

  • @Vash.Baldeus
    @Vash.Baldeus 2 години тому

    The thing I want them to bump up is:
    - Enough RAM so games can run and eshop doesn't lag.
    - At least 1080p 60 or 120 docked, and maybe 720p 60 / 120 handheld.
    - Hall effect analog sticks to solve the drift.
    That about it. Regarding that 2 minutes announcement video, you can thank Leakers who forced Nintendo to release something that was not ready yet.

  • @pokeman260
    @pokeman260 20 годин тому +2

    It just was a boring first impression. Nintendo didn’t even give us a a full reveal like usual. They gave us nothing, leaving us to speculate.. and from first glance… it’s the same but more powerful.. so boring

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi 19 годин тому

    Music choice and transitions on this video are IMMACULATE. God I wish I had this music library knowledge 😅

  • @MarkoZutic
    @MarkoZutic 9 годин тому

    2:30 bro brought up his forgotten steam deck just for this part of video :D

  • @Wobble2007
    @Wobble2007 17 годин тому +1

    Keep in mind, the OLED panel only costs Nintendo around 10 bucks more per unit to produce, which can is reflected in the RRP of the Switch, and will also the NS2 if it has OLED, also keep in mind, there is also miniLED LCD's available now, which are night & day better than standard LCD, best case scenario though, the NS2 will have an RGB-Tandem-OLED, the same display tech in the iPad Pro, and it is absolutely beautiful, Nintendo's games look so good on the iPad's Tandem-OLED, Mario Sunshine is stunning on it, it could also be various other modern types of displays that are much better than standard LCD, bur personally I'm not interested in downgrading from my Switch OLED, to cheap & nasty LCD, I'm fine with my Deck OLED, NS1 OLED a PSVita OLED, will wait for an NS2 with a proper display.

  • @xNightHawk32
    @xNightHawk32 10 годин тому +1

    I think the Switch 2 looks great! I’m definitely going to get one. I’ve been playing Nintendo games since the NES. There’s no way I’m going to miss out on the Switch 2.
    Let’s a go!!

  • @longbra
    @longbra 17 годин тому +1

    These videos are more entertaining than most of the games on these systems