[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @SorridoSnake
    @SorridoSnake 3 роки тому +3550

    WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS, WOW YOU’RE THE BEST, _WOOOOOOO_ _WOOOOOOOOO,_ TETRISSSSS

    • @poble
      @poble 3 роки тому +166

      OOOOH!! ANOTHER PIECE DROPPED!!

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken 3 роки тому +128

      *TETRIS TUTHAUSUOOOOAAAANDDD*

    • @BroToastR
      @BroToastR 3 роки тому +29

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @lankusmcdankus6391
      @lankusmcdankus6391 3 роки тому +43

      I hate it when you get the tetris, I hate it when you're the best

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 3 роки тому +13

      master of the tebris

  • @qwertstrewq
    @qwertstrewq 3 роки тому +6189

    The realization in Joel's tone when he said "Epic...Games?" is filled with such intense emotion like he just heard from his mom that Santa Claus wasn't real and that kills me.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 2 роки тому +175

      He’s so confused and surprised

    • @miguelchirilov1650
      @miguelchirilov1650 2 роки тому +107

      @@SlyHikari03 hes such a silly little guy

    • @poble
      @poble 2 роки тому +162

      10:30 for anyone curious

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 роки тому +19

      i would too honestly

    • @MintyZedGrimes
      @MintyZedGrimes 2 роки тому +57

      Like a scene straight out of a movie

  • @ablancer3582
    @ablancer3582 3 роки тому +2664

    20:06
    Mario’s sexually unsatisᶠⁱᵉᵈ ʷⁱᶠᵉ

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +1442

    22:16 “LOOKEEDIS SKOODLEYDORT”
    Joel scatting to Nickelback is a treasure

    • @TyBortis
      @TyBortis Рік тому +75

      EVEYTEEMYLOOKIMAYKE LORT
      That's how it could have ended if he didn't die at the first line

    • @thej2241
      @thej2241 Рік тому +66

      he did WHAT on stream?

    • @ramenaddict1676
      @ramenaddict1676 Рік тому +8

      I didn't realize that but I'm LOLING

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Рік тому +55

      @@thej2241 I MEANT VOCAL SCATTING I MEANT VOC

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf Рік тому +16

      I love how he can't even get through a line without dying laughing, like its the most comedic genius thing ever

  • @IceyTheCat
    @IceyTheCat 3 роки тому +5105

    imagine you're a child. your dad is a programmer and he decides to make a small game for you to play to help you learn about colors. he even lets you help voice act. he decides to put it on a shareware disc to maybe help other parents , and although its influence doesn't go far, it still brought you much joy.
    a few decades later, you arrive home from your new job late at night, and you are exhausted. you've all but forgotten about the game you helped create. you'd had a falling out with your father, which eventually lead up to him kicking you out of the house, leaving you homeless for a few months. although you're tired and weary, you decide to tune into one of your favorite streamers before heading to bed for the evening in your tiny studio apartment.
    when you hop onto his stream, you immediately recognize a familiar voice. it's your dad's voice. all of the sudden, all those memories of you making that game with your dad flood back into your head. his voice almost echoes in your head, calling back to a much simpler time, back when everything was so new and exciting.
    the rush of nostalgia is enough to distract you from the stream for a few minutes, with joel now screaming into your ear like a drill sergeant. " *_YO, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!_* " he screams, " *_WHAT GOD DAMN COLOR IS THIS?!_* "
    you can't help but laugh.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 роки тому +1227

    20:06
    wife!
    fied-
    satis-
    Mario’s sexually un-

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +28

      Text art. NOIS.

    • @poble
      @poble 2 роки тому +56

      left him and his SIX CHILDREN! I myself started DRINKING, LOST MY JOB and can no longer pay off my FERRARI - oh yeah, and my dog got ill and DIED.

    • @antioriginalityguy
      @antioriginalityguy 2 роки тому +42

      SEND M-MONEY NOW, MY-MY MY WIFE LEFT ME I DRINK MY FERRARI EXPLOD! PLS!

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 роки тому

      Elmo explode and ᵇᵘʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖⁱˡᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ

    • @co5ooreal
      @co5ooreal 2 роки тому +21

      Due to endless nights of work, Mario’s…sexually unsatisfied wife…left him and his six children, I myself started driinking, lost my yob, and could not longer afford to pay off my Ferrari - oh yeah, and my dog got ill and died.

  • @AbbyMizuki
    @AbbyMizuki 3 роки тому +5948

    I love how Joel does barely anything and instantly causes a nuclear disaster.

    • @SuperFranzs
      @SuperFranzs 3 роки тому +472

      Imagine.
      Homer Simpsons can run a nuclear reactor, but Joel can't.
      This says a lot about society.

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 3 роки тому +68

      _homer_ is not real

    • @Gurtlet
      @Gurtlet 3 роки тому +228

      @@marcar9marcar972 Wait what?! 😔

    • @Salmonator2000
      @Salmonator2000 3 роки тому +96

      Yeah...remember when Norway existed?

    • @el_poopie2042
      @el_poopie2042 3 роки тому +38

      “5”

  • @rambbler
    @rambbler 3 роки тому +3289

    He remembered the password, boys, FecalFunny123 really is a tough one to remember.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 роки тому +18

      thats like future proofing!

    • @koltinn
      @koltinn 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @samuel3807
      @samuel3807 3 роки тому +68

      FecalFunny123 sounds like name of some scat fetish film

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 3 роки тому +2

      @ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ ok.

    • @nickelion1760
      @nickelion1760 3 роки тому +2

      Man, imagine if it really is the password tho

  • @JetpackGamer456
    @JetpackGamer456 Рік тому +734

    his "IT'S GODDAMN YELOᵒʰᵒʰʰ" at 9:18 has got to be the most underrated moment from this video

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 Рік тому +46

      I find myself repeating “IT’S BLUUUEEE… IT’S GODDAMN YELLOW” every time i see something blue and/or yellow

    • @kraktjoetv
      @kraktjoetv 5 місяців тому +12

      the best part is the file was called black.wav 😭

    • @NIX-FLIX
      @NIX-FLIX 3 місяці тому +1

      @@skurd721same

  • @klonadediscontinued9177
    @klonadediscontinued9177 2 роки тому +349

    23:09 To protect its young and scare off its predator, the wild Joel lets out a loud screech to intimidate it's foe.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 3 роки тому +1480

    11:27 Audio of a Half-Life 1 soldier telling their children a loving bedtime story

    • @PsychoSunshineMC
      @PsychoSunshineMC 3 роки тому +57

      This comment deserves more likes holy shit

    • @frenchfrywaffle7082
      @frenchfrywaffle7082 3 роки тому +93

      Luigi goes to the circus
      Luigi has a nice pizza pie
      (unintelligible demon screaming)

    • @rem520
      @rem520 3 роки тому +21

      Fucking killer joke

    • @kalebreed6363
      @kalebreed6363 3 роки тому +11

      @@frenchfrywaffle7082 You forgot the lip smack

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 6 місяців тому

      Awesome

  • @Liveandlearn789
    @Liveandlearn789 3 роки тому +7168

    “Mario’s sexually unsatisfied wife” is such a raw and powerful term taken out of context

  • @supersungal2
    @supersungal2 3 роки тому +3656

    Joel has now made it impossible for me to hear any talk about tornadoes and not go "TÔRNÀDO TWEESTER"

  • @krampuskardashian5890
    @krampuskardashian5890 2 роки тому +755

    Joel's soul escaping his body at 23:10 kills me every time.

  • @Lucas-bb3ji
    @Lucas-bb3ji Рік тому +290

    Joel having asthma:
    8:55 Red *F A R T*
    10:34 Epic Games' dark past
    20:06 Mario's life is ruined
    23:08 Joel couldn't look at the photograph

  • @DoobusGoobus
    @DoobusGoobus 3 роки тому +12107

    Bit crushed "YOU GOT THE TETRIS WOOOOO" is what i want to hear at the gates of heaven.

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 3 роки тому +129

      Doobee goobee

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +159

      And God said, so it shall be, and proclaimed your victory in the dropping blocks game in a distorted cry.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @Juan-ce8rd
      @Juan-ce8rd 3 роки тому +6

      I didn't know you watch on his channel. We have something in common i see.

    • @breadguyy
      @breadguyy 3 роки тому +6

      Hi goobus

  • @Drowzeeking04
    @Drowzeeking04 3 роки тому +3471

    "Rookidee Skoodlydort" has to be the greatest lyrics ever written by man.

  • @DonutboyDoesStuff2
    @DonutboyDoesStuff2 3 роки тому +4270

    Joel : uploads this video
    Everyone : YO SHIT FOR BRAINS

    • @littlehorn0063
      @littlehorn0063 3 роки тому +259

      WHAT GOD DAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH??

    • @mariofan101
      @mariofan101 3 роки тому +171

      @@littlehorn0063 SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX

    • @heckheckheck
      @heckheckheck 3 роки тому +153

      ​@@mariofan101 PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEOGAME

    • @FOOD2o
      @FOOD2o 3 роки тому +144

      @@heckheckheck YOU’RE GONNA LEARN

    • @akaijuinomaha5324
      @akaijuinomaha5324 3 роки тому +106

      @@FOOD2o FÜCKING COLORS YOU

  • @GrinceMaster73
    @GrinceMaster73 3 роки тому +872

    22:40 Joel literally starts decomposing

    • @mkvee4145
      @mkvee4145 Рік тому +65

      *SKOODILI DAH* _turns into a car engine_

    • @nicholasegg0284
      @nicholasegg0284 Рік тому +64

      23:10
      *S K R R R R R R R H H H H H H H*

    • @MintTheProtogen
      @MintTheProtogen 10 місяців тому +9

      ⁠@@nicholasegg0284The car is drifting.

    • @unnam3d__
      @unnam3d__ 5 місяців тому +9

      *SKOODLIDAH-* 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

  • @Stolskai
    @Stolskai 3 роки тому +433

    I love the implication that Joel was put in front of a nuclear plant control panel, pushed one button, and the entire plant just detonated all at once.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Рік тому +19

      I have the mental image of him covering for Homer Simpson in Sector 7-G.

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 17 днів тому

      I would see him actually doing that irl

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 3 роки тому +6056

    The Tetris 2000 sound file being copied to every other game feels like a genuine creepypasta on the making, like the disc is actually sentient and is pissed off at you for messing with it.

    • @ZudeXbox360
      @ZudeXbox360 3 роки тому +601

      I think I understand a lot of why it's happening. A lot of shareware use similar sounding names, and for this particular one, due to how old Windows did things, shareware usually takes something that is higher in the file hierarchy. So for this instance, it takes the start.mp3 from Tetris 2000 since that's the highest start.mp3 in the hierarchy and plays it. And many of the shareware on there also use a start.mp3. So yes, Joel unintentionally cursed those games to shout Tetris 2000 because of Tetris 2000.

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 3 роки тому +113

      @@ZudeXbox360 Nah I think he literally changed the Windows sounds

    • @knoxrobbins
      @knoxrobbins 3 роки тому +235

      The Tetris 2000 takeover was scarier than the actual Creepypasta story Joel ran into.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 роки тому +94

      It’s sentient and mad at you for messing with it?
      *Cabinet Man begins playing*

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 роки тому +39

      Last thing u hear before you die is TETRIIIIIEEEESS

  • @dimples9746
    @dimples9746 3 роки тому +1072

    Everybody gangsta til the shareware disk has a WAD named ‘Terry’

    • @cdibradshaw82
      @cdibradshaw82 3 роки тому +46

      SOMEMONG.jpg

    • @crunchdoof
      @crunchdoof 3 роки тому +15

      Oh boy..

    • @Kalos64
      @Kalos64 3 роки тому +7

      obviously the work of bill gates and the illuminati

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 роки тому +15

      your bootyasscrack never stood a chance

    • @dard2240
      @dard2240 3 роки тому +19

      You though it's a doom map, but it was me - Terry!

  • @royalbosko3992
    @royalbosko3992 3 роки тому +4218

    Joel’s laugh:
    9% laugh
    2% giggle
    100% asthma

    • @jammer6278
      @jammer6278 3 роки тому +26

      He sounds like a broken dog whistle tbh

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +55

      42% - Every other, collectively from watchers

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 роки тому +6

      😆

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 2 роки тому +22

      It’s all wheezes and whistles.

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 2 роки тому +18

      100% concentrated power of pain

  • @kurookamimashup
    @kurookamimashup 3 роки тому +962

    18:12 the fact that Joel was imitating Chills's voice made me laugh so bad

  • @therealanthonity
    @therealanthonity Рік тому +139

    20:54 The "WHAT" Joel does when he hears the tetris sounds is golden

  • @catb0mb
    @catb0mb 3 роки тому +4326

    I would unironically pay money for joel to mod every single sound in half life 1 to be him yelling dumb shit like he with with a lot of the shareware in this
    Also the whole nickelback part had me crying holy shit

  • @PootieWienerfish
    @PootieWienerfish 3 роки тому +2831

    good lord the nickelback part annihilated my chest
    23:09 he couldn’t get out a single fucking word, just *WHEEZE*

    • @ethanhudkins1580
      @ethanhudkins1580 3 роки тому +199

      And so, another performance of Joel's reaches the level of fame only held by GrandDad and Bonzi Buddi

    • @catb0mb
      @catb0mb 3 роки тому +224

      skEEEEE-

    • @StarcleBlaze
      @StarcleBlaze 3 роки тому +149

      SkHEEEEEEEEW

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 3 роки тому +40

      that part lives in my head rent free

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +69

      This is going up there with Grand dad, expand dong and AGGA.

  • @sushi8628
    @sushi8628 3 роки тому +2408

    Joel saying "Dinosaur" in swedish cutting off at the end, followed by intense screaming, followed by "Luigi is Burning, the Burning of Luigi" and then more intense screaming is one of the funniest things I've heard this year

    •  3 роки тому +98

      Honestly, for me it was kinda Spanish how he said it, probably because in Spanish it's called "Dinosaurio"

    • @delayedplayer
      @delayedplayer 3 роки тому +79

      12:48

    • @frannielmartinez
      @frannielmartinez 3 роки тому +22

      Dinosaurio

    • @blondedboi8249
      @blondedboi8249 3 роки тому +8

      I wholeheartedly agree i am in tears bc of that bit

    • @toaferson
      @toaferson 3 роки тому +9

      dinosaurie

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 3 роки тому +865

    14:52 This whole part fucking kills me. Why couldn’t he say it? What force was stopping him from finishing his sentence?

    • @2006jhz
      @2006jhz 2 роки тому +196

      God tried to stop him

    • @thenoisybunny
      @thenoisybunny 2 роки тому +110

      Nothing, apparently. He was saying it over and over

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 2 роки тому +113

      Nothin'-
      Nothin'-

    • @Hato_Joestar
      @Hato_Joestar Рік тому +26

      @@IDHLEBNothin'

    • @Hato_Joestar
      @Hato_Joestar Рік тому +5

      @TEE-BIRD EUUUGH

  • @ishaboi6120
    @ishaboi6120 3 роки тому +246

    I need an animation of 9:25 of Joel yelling at himself in a drive thru

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 3 роки тому +504

    22:08 - 23:56 for Joel dying in an attempt to "cover" Nickleback.

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 роки тому +1257

    "Say the line, Joel!"
    *"WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW YOU'RE THE BEST! WUOOOO!! WUOOOO!! TETRIIIEEESSSS!!!"*

    • @Leaqua21
      @Leaqua21 3 роки тому +28

      as a tetris player I really want for joel to do a download link for the tetris mod he did, I would play a huge amount of it (even if I end up losing my hearing in the process)

    • @Leurak
      @Leurak 3 роки тому +11

      just download the full stream and get the voice samples from that

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken 3 роки тому +7

      @@Leaqua21 something like this?
      ua-cam.com/video/0jm4ycedL8U/v-deo.html

    • @Leaqua21
      @Leaqua21 3 роки тому +2

      @@crowedarken omg... is perfect...

    • @BeweProds
      @BeweProds 3 роки тому +5

      Am I also dumb or was the line in question "Grandad" ?

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 3 роки тому +834

    "Babe, it's 1 a.m.! Time for you to watch a new Joel upload!"
    "Yes, dear..."

  • @LeviathanRX
    @LeviathanRX 3 роки тому +504

    "How can I hate Nickelback when they bring me so much joy?"
    Honestly a wholesome take lol

  • @plattytheperrypus5701
    @plattytheperrypus5701 3 роки тому +998

    14:53 the fact Joel can't stop laughing to finish the joke is even more hilarious

    • @NoveOficial
      @NoveOficial 3 роки тому +111

      YEEEA BARN NOTHING LIKE DYING IN THE SEWER

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon 2 роки тому +85

      @@NoveOficial YEEAAAH BARN, NOTHIN' LIKE GETTING YABBA-DABBA- *D R O W N E D*

    • @demoflower5334
      @demoflower5334 2 роки тому +16

      Nothing like getting YABBA DABBA COVERED IN DOOKIE

    • @Darealjoestudios
      @Darealjoestudios Рік тому +2

      Yabadaba doooo!!!!!!

  • @wispeon
    @wispeon 3 роки тому +1048

    My favorite part about the message at 19:54 about Mario's life derailing is that it isn't even about the video game character it's literally the dude that made the game named Mario lmao

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 2 роки тому +98

      Nah, its both. Mario's life went downhill fast, then he got caught up in the development of the game, and then went downhill even more.

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 2 роки тому +18

      It took me a minute to notice

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren Рік тому +11

      oh i thought he just had joel humor

  • @ntgm8
    @ntgm8 3 роки тому +621

    9:25 That transition was so good

  • @pringleshark_96
    @pringleshark_96 3 роки тому +886

    Joel impersonating Chills is something I didn't know I needed until now

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 роки тому +49

      Looks like someone missed the signal simulator streams lol

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 3 роки тому +22

      Or the San Andreas mystery streams

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 роки тому +6

      shyaaah puuh eeeeeh

    • @Quacking-Goose
      @Quacking-Goose 3 роки тому +13

      Number fifteteeeen alien foot lettuce numbur twelve biig booty alien

    • @pringleshark_96
      @pringleshark_96 3 роки тому +7

      @@Quacking-Goose Number fifteeeen: Random flying busheeees
      If you go out in the middle of the niiiight and look at bushes in the skyyyy, Bigfoot might just be reeeal

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations 2 роки тому +149

    11:59
    The sudden lip flap here made me do a legitimate spit take when I first saw it.

  • @MangoMercury
    @MangoMercury 3 роки тому +562

    There's something special about the way Joel transitions into a confused scream at 13:52 - 13:54. Beautiful.

    • @asutorad
      @asutorad 2 роки тому +89

      what do you mean, ye - *EEEET????????*

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 3 роки тому +1568

    I think Joel's wheeze-laugh at 20:07 is one of the best laughs I've heard come out of Joel's mouth, alongside the ones during Nickelback.

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 3 роки тому +141

      With the G r i M r e a P e R

    • @awesumdood3994
      @awesumdood3994 3 роки тому +52

      Mario’s sexually unsatis f I e D w I f E

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 3 роки тому +17

      @@derpaderpy4931 I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on that.

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 3 роки тому +9

      @@CommanderWiggins It's such a legendary video, how could I not remember it, y'know?

    • @MacBack123
      @MacBack123 3 роки тому +14

      @@awesumdood3994 Mario's sexually unSATIS _f i e d w i f e_

  • @titania49
    @titania49 3 роки тому +1148

    I think I’ve watched and rewatched 8:55 a dozen times by now. The most genuine Joel laugh I’ve ever heard.

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 3 роки тому +176

      `` r e d ? ``
      **f😳😳king dies**

    • @FoxerTails
      @FoxerTails 3 роки тому +150

      The entire Color Fun segment was a treat.

    • @poble
      @poble 3 роки тому +26

      pfft

    • @titania49
      @titania49 3 роки тому +75

      @@FoxerTails the interchangeable cuts in between recording audio and playing in real time are just top knotch

    • @el_poopie2042
      @el_poopie2042 3 роки тому +124

      “Red!”
      *”BŪÆH”*

  • @lintlickerize
    @lintlickerize 3 роки тому +669

    it's about time the main channel has been exposed to *"WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW YOU'RE THE BEST! W O O O O O O O ! W O O O O ! T E T R I I I I I I I S !"*

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude Рік тому +65

    23:09
    Joel is such a great singer I almost didn't realize it wasn't the original playing.

  • @TimTam60
    @TimTam60 2 роки тому +92

    21:15 *T E T R I S S S* *T W O O O* - *T H O O O U U U S S S A A A N N N D D D D D*

    • @poble
      @poble 6 місяців тому +4

      WHAT- WHY IS IT PLAYING TETRIS 2000????

  • @Oscarous64
    @Oscarous64 3 роки тому +723

    20:08 this proves Joel is in fact, a kettle

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 3 роки тому +877

    There is no reason I should be laughing this goddamn hard.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 3 роки тому +647

    Joel’s Tetris scream is what I use for my morning alarm.

    • @LinusTheSecond
      @LinusTheSecond 3 роки тому +39

      hello there, sydney rule34 pfp

    • @pajamapantsjack5874
      @pajamapantsjack5874 3 роки тому +30

      @@LinusTheSecond hello there derpixon mime video pfp

    • @Isurvivedheftonworld
      @Isurvivedheftonworld 3 роки тому

      Hey

    • @meatclown2339
      @meatclown2339 3 роки тому +9

      Well at least you know when you wake up you know you got a Tetris

    • @zakpotato8666
      @zakpotato8666 3 роки тому +11

      @@LinusTheSecond listen, Jack has weathered many a Vinesauce, he has EARNED the right to use cropped R34 as his pfp

  • @CaptainYoshee64
    @CaptainYoshee64 3 роки тому +415

    8:54 that makes me die of laughter every single time

    • @pepeno6928
      @pepeno6928 2 роки тому +70

      -Is this the color
      -Red!
      -PPPH

    • @KrisBlade64
      @KrisBlade64 Рік тому +2

      I cant stop watching that part 😂

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 Рік тому +1

      Joel’s Reaction: 8:56

    • @zombiezilla707
      @zombiezilla707 Рік тому +2

      That and Joel’s recreation at 9:01 have me gasping for air-

  • @therealidiot9074
    @therealidiot9074 2 роки тому +237

    11:22 to 13:01 has gotta be the most hilarious thing I've seen in a damn month, thank you Joel for making such a masterpiece of a thing

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 роки тому +22

      *THE GATES OF HELL OPEN FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME*

  • @redonyoutube6713
    @redonyoutube6713 3 роки тому +562

    I want Joel to voice my triple A studio game.

  • @leftygurl
    @leftygurl 3 роки тому +661

    ive been watching fan highlights of this garbage for months, this is perfect

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 3 роки тому +44

      Same, It’s great that this one Joel fan highlights channel exists because now you can get highlights from Joel's streams without watching the full streams or waiting 1 billion years for Joel to upload a highlight video

    • @bigaqua6811
      @bigaqua6811 3 роки тому +6

      It has cured my depression

    • @SpeedyKhaledGD
      @SpeedyKhaledGD 3 роки тому +3

      joel literally only uploads 3 vids per year
      time to just watch the streams

  • @RegaDega
    @RegaDega 2 роки тому +143

    The sheer chaos of 12:52 always leaves me in stitches

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid Рік тому +7

      The fucking scene from Scanners will forever make me laugh.

  • @uman3785
    @uman3785 3 роки тому +123

    I use the phrase "wow, diarrhea" as an answer to whenever someone has a convoluted explanation for something that's complete bullshit.

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 2 місяці тому

      and in that specific intonation with wheeze included too, like "wouh,... ðiyreaH-"

  • @Elz_und_Elz
    @Elz_und_Elz 3 роки тому +739

    There is no reason I should be laughing so hard at Joel misremembering “foot lettuce” as “foot salad”.

    • @Syreyup
      @Syreyup 2 роки тому +44

      "woah . . . diarrhea" -AuditiorG

    • @therealanthonity
      @therealanthonity Рік тому +18

      𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝘼𝘿

    • @Elz_und_Elz
      @Elz_und_Elz Рік тому +12

      @@therealanthonity yummy yummy

    • @beefax
      @beefax Рік тому +2

      for the next recipee.. we're gonna be making foot salaad

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Syreyup*diarrahea

  • @mrcreeperknight2812
    @mrcreeperknight2812 3 роки тому +306

    23:10 made me lose it wish we could’ve seen Joel’s face during that

  • @walter3953
    @walter3953 3 роки тому +562

    Joel voicing Chills was too funny my lung ruptured

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 3 роки тому +21

      rip how are u alive

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 3 роки тому +25

      @@JeskidoYT The funniness from the fecal matter keeps them going

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 3 роки тому +4

      @@cool_bug_facts Thanks you, Doctor DrPepper :D

    • @cellina.starfire
      @cellina.starfire 3 роки тому +2

      Shèäún Pëûckett

    • @Yuginkai12
      @Yuginkai12 3 роки тому +1

      @@cellina.starfire H E L I O U S I I

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 2 роки тому +103

    the pure terror in his voice when he said "yeEET??!?!!" gives me life
    additionally, "LOOK AT THIS SKOODLY D O R T"

  • @HugoRohdell
    @HugoRohdell 2 роки тому +84

    9:51 Imagine a 4 year old playing it and starts to hear this…

  • @Choochinc
    @Choochinc 3 роки тому +666

    I swear Joel has the most contagious laugh on the planet. I legitimately almost threw up at 23:09. Please help.

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 роки тому +20

      Can't help, currently vomiting

    • @anonymouscat02
      @anonymouscat02 3 роки тому +62

      Sc- *UUUUUUUGGGHHH*

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas 3 роки тому

      For me it's a tie between Joel and Dopefish

    • @poppy6635
      @poppy6635 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao dude I have my baby in a carrier and I laughed so hard I woke him up

    • @Kazmu
      @Kazmu 3 роки тому +3

      I laugh so hard I pissed myself lol

  • @bbqshoeson2658
    @bbqshoeson2658 3 роки тому +363

    8:53 just leaving this timestamp here for me this fucking killed me

    • @poble
      @poble 3 роки тому +66

      this is the color- *red*
      *PRRTT*

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys Рік тому

      is this the color
      red
      PHRPRFT

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 3 роки тому +188

    23:09
    SK-*WHEEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEE*

  • @larvey
    @larvey 3 роки тому +119

    23:09 is a seriously intoxicating laugh i almost fell out my chair

  • @my_restless_dream
    @my_restless_dream 3 роки тому +158

    5:19 this made me laugh more than it needed to

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Рік тому

      “ *TIME TO BLAST THAT ASS, WOOOOP!* ”

    • @Jac-Man
      @Jac-Man 11 місяців тому

      TIME TO BLAST DAT ASS WOOOOOOOO-

  • @MrLegokid
    @MrLegokid 3 роки тому +141

    18:53 thats me :) i got ip banned from the site making that comment

  • @ozkarlcool
    @ozkarlcool 3 роки тому +263

    22:44 “Schôelite-“ *Dies*

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 3 роки тому +18

      Famous last words

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy 3 роки тому +41

      "Ôodülïê-" *Dies even more*

    • @JessesGameRoom
      @JessesGameRoom 3 роки тому +46

      23:10" Scree-" Deflates like a balloon

    • @eatarock
      @eatarock 11 місяців тому

      Hehehehehe hehehehehe S E X​@@JessesGameRoom

  • @GameJames-Arkveveen
    @GameJames-Arkveveen 3 роки тому +265

    God, I love how Joel modifies the audio in these games... it's a gut-bustingly wonderful and hilarious time. XD

    • @PETRIXXXX
      @PETRIXXXX 3 роки тому

      *I H A T E S A N D*

    • @KaiaBrodbecker
      @KaiaBrodbecker 3 роки тому

      @@PETRIXXXX *R E A D Y T O F U C K 'E M UP ! ?*

  • @theheadpriest
    @theheadpriest 3 роки тому +141

    The: *D I N O S A U R* ... dinosa- *screams* gets me every time

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 3 роки тому +32

    Joel: Man that was a long stream _presses microwave start button_
    *T E T R I S*
    Joel: Oh no

  • @PeacefulAutistic
    @PeacefulAutistic 3 роки тому +190

    “Wow you got the Tetris! Wow you’re the best! Wooo Tetris!” This was very toned down in the highlight but in the stream and the VOD on the full stream channel (I believe this is part 8 or 9 of full streams) it was SOOOOOOOOOO loud. He did that joke “Louter Joel” and turned it up.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 3 роки тому +8

      if he suffers we all suffer

  • @alanmerino9440
    @alanmerino9440 3 роки тому +214

    I completely forgot how color fun fucking almost killed me with laughter. That shit was hysterical.

  • @Jayystuff
    @Jayystuff 3 роки тому +199

    i want every teacher from now on to yell "YO SHIT FOR BRAINS" when they ask me a question

  • @davdii
    @davdii 2 роки тому +99

    9:32 I like how Joel tries to hold in his laugh while recording the audio

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 2 роки тому +21

    I fuckin love whenever Joel does the Fred and Barney voices, because he always gives 110% with the Fred voice, but then he just goes into a really quiet “aw gee I dunno Fred”

  • @pointless529
    @pointless529 3 роки тому +311

    23:08 these wheezes i swear

  • @itslvc5588
    @itslvc5588 3 роки тому +102

    12:50 That dinosaur cutoff always gets me

  • @CRONDITIONALBRUST
    @CRONDITIONALBRUST 3 роки тому +164

    Being live for GHOST was one of the most hilarious moments. Chat noticed "sex" before Joel did and promptly went wild, and it only got worse when he noticed it himself. Glad you put it in here, this is a great value compilation.

  • @ICE-kd9jv
    @ICE-kd9jv 2 роки тому +49

    8:44 Joel sounded amused and startled at the same time

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 2 роки тому +28

    "UUOH! I'M SORRY! OH NO!"
    That is the last thing you want to hear from someone operating a nuclear reactor.

  • @jeyerlulz
    @jeyerlulz 3 роки тому +123

    6:02
    This has been my Steam profile introduction for years now. Thank you Joel.

  • @joseph_rolli
    @joseph_rolli 3 роки тому +117

    I want Joel to sing a Scythelord song into Via-Voice then see what picks up and rerecord the song with via voice vocals

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 3 роки тому +155

    Love how Joel keeps absolutely shitting himself before even attempting to sing Nickelback.

  • @sefsprite
    @sefsprite 2 роки тому +21

    i love how joel just ascends while trying to say “Mario’s sexually unsatisfied wife”

  • @theninjahackermanguydude
    @theninjahackermanguydude 3 роки тому +37

    11:27 he has such a way with words

  • @ChaosUnown
    @ChaosUnown 3 роки тому +152

    I really felt when Joel said "Look at this skoodilidort"

  • @mattd7927
    @mattd7927 3 роки тому +217

    The amount of pride you feel when you can say "I watched the original streams of this" is incomparable. Nothing beats the live experience

    • @silas2622
      @silas2622 3 роки тому +17

      BEING THERE FOR THE ORIGINAL STREAMS IS THE BEST i was there for the seinfeld theme with the gun

    • @fulfordwritesmusic
      @fulfordwritesmusic Рік тому +1

      @@silas2622 “kramer goes to war!
      COSTANZA NO!”

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 3 роки тому +144

    2:33
    ``I don't like this guy.``
    **breaks jaw**

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 3 роки тому +21

    9:25 this needs a animated version... I freaking love this video.

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 2 роки тому +66

    2:47 as a Christian, I approve this edit.

  • @Sgt_Ham
    @Sgt_Ham 3 роки тому +45

    Not even 2 minutes in and Joel has already set a fully-manned spaceship to self-destruct and caused a nuclear meltdown

  • @chikanojo
    @chikanojo 3 роки тому +54

    the way joel's voice ASCENDED when he said "yeET??!"

  • @didimmick4156
    @didimmick4156 3 роки тому +62

    13:52 “what do you mean, yeeEEET?”

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +55

    I absolutely have never laughed more in my life than at that remade Tetris. The glorious bitcrushed sound of "WAAAAOOOO YOU GOT THE TETRIS, WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!" better play at my funeral the second my coffin hits the bottom of the grave or I'm not going.

  • @corinthianimperialstudios704
    @corinthianimperialstudios704 Рік тому +39

    nobody talkin' 'bout how Joel at 23:31 started laughing in Swedish

  • @Ytonaen
    @Ytonaen 3 роки тому +105

    7:52 , day 747, joel is slowly turning into a microwave

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 роки тому +4

      *WHY IS IT PLAYING TETRIS TWO THOUSAND?*

  • @Takadaroba
    @Takadaroba 3 роки тому +322

    It's been a while since I broke into tears laughing, but that Nickelback karaoke absolutely slayed me 22:31

  • @oaktwig
    @oaktwig 3 роки тому +209

    17:55 The damn Chills impression. xD

    • @poble
      @poble 3 роки тому +3

      number 15

    • @miymoto128
      @miymoto128 3 роки тому +1

      Its so like the way he sounds haha

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 роки тому +1

      shnyau pu-eh-

  • @thenoisybunny
    @thenoisybunny Рік тому +7

    20:50 Nobody asked but I’m 99% sure the reason why the Tetris 2000 soundbyte played elsewhere is because the audio files have identical names across games. That would be “start.wav” of course

  • @rallandtariv2139
    @rallandtariv2139 3 роки тому +24

    Hearing Joel essentially self-destruct with laughter while trying (and failing) to sing Nickleback is one of the funniest things ever

  • @lvnarlotvs
    @lvnarlotvs 3 роки тому +15

    The visualization to his ViaVoice shenanigans was the funniest cursed thing I've seen in a while