Honest Trailers - Venom

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  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  5 років тому +2841

    Which characters do you think Sony will add to the Venom Cinematic Universe (VCU)?
    POOL RULES:
    One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate.
    Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated.
    Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

  • @murshidali99
    @murshidali99 5 років тому +1814

    "And so many weird little noises, you'll wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason."
    Ouch.

    • @Muksss
      @Muksss 4 роки тому +21

      True

    • @starmancrusader
      @starmancrusader 3 роки тому +20

      I’ve always wondered why Tom Hardy always has something covering his mouth. Now I know

    • @kaykasanei1096
      @kaykasanei1096 3 роки тому

      @@starmancrusader why did he?

  • @Jimbo893
    @Jimbo893 4 роки тому +2046

    Tbh, that's actually the most comprehensible science talk, like, ever

    • @ezzeldinmohd6740
      @ezzeldinmohd6740 4 роки тому +19

      ye

    • @larapohrsch9789
      @larapohrsch9789 4 роки тому +165

      barely mentioned any nano or quantum stuff

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 4 роки тому +75

      Yeah I understood all of it, yet in things like the Flash I feel like I know more than the average person yet *still* barely understand enough to keep track of what they’re talking about. 🤦‍♂️

    • @catelynsinclair7455
      @catelynsinclair7455 4 роки тому +19

      I know, I could actually understand it!

    • @TheInnAtTheEndOfTime
      @TheInnAtTheEndOfTime 4 роки тому +40

      @@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ That's because they don't even know what they're talking about

  • @loser-by-choice1269
    @loser-by-choice1269 5 років тому +2126

    ....you actually just made me want to watch it again. I found it strange, endearing, and frustrating, that the chicks new Dr. boyfriend showed more concern for Eddy than she did, just putting that out there. Kinda shipped the Dr. and Eddy for a hot second.

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 5 років тому +362

      I actually really liked that. It was a nice change. I really liked that he was a fan of Eddie and got along with him really well.

    • @MakiPcr
      @MakiPcr 5 років тому +109

      I so ship Eddie/Venom/that girl/the Doctor

    • @cullermann2
      @cullermann2 5 років тому +263

      the doctor was finally an interesting side character that hooked up with the protagonists girlfriend without being just another antagonist, but instead becoming something like a sidekick

    • @temari105
      @temari105 5 років тому +38

      @@MakiPcr yesssss OT4!!!

    • @siphonophores
      @siphonophores 5 років тому +127

      It's great that the guy is not a cliche main character's love interests douchebag new boyfriend

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 5 років тому +3985

    "We are destroying this world. I will perfect it."
    -every evil CEO ever

    • @ahnobi
      @ahnobi 5 років тому +42

      Way to hell is paved with good intentions

    • @GatoSanDad
      @GatoSanDad 5 років тому +33

      It's become a cliche at this point

    • @Katharsis540
      @Katharsis540 4 роки тому +2

      Check out Film Theory.on UA-cam on Venom.

    • @bsmc1311
      @bsmc1311 4 роки тому +3

      What's sad is that they're not exactly wrong

    • @heatherkingston6225
      @heatherkingston6225 4 роки тому +5

      -CEO of disney

  • @martinsoares1824
    @martinsoares1824 5 років тому +3702

    It's okay that you ship Symbrock, Epic Voice Guy.
    Everyone who saw the movie did.

    • @fuzzyzombielove
      @fuzzyzombielove 5 років тому +92

      I was gonna like this comment but it currently has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin the magic.

    • @IronMan-rr4hi
      @IronMan-rr4hi 5 років тому +44

      I made it 420

    • @fuzzyzombielove
      @fuzzyzombielove 5 років тому +26

      @@IronMan-rr4hi Right on.

    • @orlando780
      @orlando780 5 років тому +20

      I still don’t get why people do that. Like seriously, the guy even has a girlfriend and venom and Brock’s relationship is both metaphorically and literally toxic

    • @Sakibou
      @Sakibou 5 років тому +170

      @@orlando780 I mean, their relationship is pretty much canon in the comics. :P

  • @roast_my_toast8033
    @roast_my_toast8033 5 років тому +7096

    This movie is even better once you realize that the lobster tank scene was improvised by Tom Hardy.

    • @kimbrolyy
      @kimbrolyy 5 років тому +484

      Haha that does make it better. Tbh I liked Tom Hardy's stuff in the movie the most anyway

    • @TimStamper89
      @TimStamper89 5 років тому +71

      Really ?

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 5 років тому +90

      OMFG That is the greatest.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 5 років тому +131

      It makes me appreciate Tom Hardy more. It doesn't make the movie an better.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 5 років тому +5

      Cool

  • @majorkira395
    @majorkira395 3 роки тому +216

    "Tom Hardy plays the reporter like a crackhead squirrel". I just LOVE it.

  • @socks1w
    @socks1w 5 років тому +1838

    Ever since Tumblr "changed". lmao
    Damn, I feel you on that one.

  • @eltrueabdul611
    @eltrueabdul611 5 років тому +1444

    "Everybody asks me to say epic quotes. But nobody asks me... How are you?"
    But seriously, how are you epic voice?

  • @hssIceland
    @hssIceland 5 років тому +1368

    "one of the organisms got out of containment" is science talk ??
    Then I guess remembering my phone number is math ??

    • @bubdubs5294
      @bubdubs5294 5 років тому +79

      HSS in today’s age, remembering a phone number is a spectacular feat

    • @muhchrome9860
      @muhchrome9860 5 років тому +49

      @@TheHermesLP He's obviously criticizing the narrator.. did you not watch the video what a wierd nonsensical reply

    • @lethosthason6321
      @lethosthason6321 5 років тому +37

      No wonder Idiocracy (2006) has turned out to be a horror documentary.... "science is so boring and for nerds", that's the common viewpoint we've come to cherish

    • @andrehenderson7820
      @andrehenderson7820 5 років тому +1

      Yes it is math

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +9

      Phone number?
      Get a contacts button, grandma

  • @parasytedax6858
    @parasytedax6858 5 років тому +236

    If you ship Venom and Eddie read Venom The Hunger.
    It includes:
    Them holding hands,
    while seperating Eddie screaming "Don't leave me" and then proceeding to lay on the ground like an ebrio while being naked,
    them reuniting while Eddie is monologing and indirectly atmitting his love to the symbiote,
    later Eddie rescuing Venom from an evil scientist and reuniting while saying "Yeah, thats it baby, wrap your tantacles around me"
    and lastly buying his symbiot choclate in a heartshaped box..

    • @true7251
      @true7251 5 років тому +52

      it's crazy, how this is not a fan-fiction.

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 4 роки тому +34

      @@true7251 wait it's not??? I was about to search it on ao3 lol

    • @soaptrustedme5237
      @soaptrustedme5237 4 роки тому +3

      Ewwww , gross dude

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 4 роки тому +8

      I mean it's an interesting story idea. Super gross, but interesting. So I get why they did it.

    • @KatrineArialaLyngaas
      @KatrineArialaLyngaas 3 роки тому +11

      Thank you so much honestly this is exactly what I need

  • @triseuss
    @triseuss 4 роки тому +551

    This movie is perfect once you realize it's actually a romcom

    • @Patrickmayonaiseinstrument
      @Patrickmayonaiseinstrument 2 роки тому +3

      well I hate romcom's so that's probably why I wasn't a huge fan of this movie lol (the sequel was slightly better though)

    • @Sirruhaq
      @Sirruhaq 2 роки тому +17

      @@Patrickmayonaiseinstrument lmao I thought the sequel was the true romcom

    • @crowsandghosts
      @crowsandghosts 2 роки тому +6

      Of course between Eddie and Venom

    • @G_Wanna_Be
      @G_Wanna_Be 11 місяців тому +1

      Yessss that's what we are here for

    • @G_Wanna_Be
      @G_Wanna_Be 11 місяців тому +2

      it's perfect @@crowsandghosts

  • @worrywirt
    @worrywirt 5 років тому +1701

    Okay but “like a TUrrRD... in the wINdd” never fails to make me laugh

    • @mider-spanman5577
      @mider-spanman5577 5 років тому +13

      Really? Never? Hm.

    • @roha01
      @roha01 5 років тому +13

      It remind me of line from blade runner " like a tear in rain "

    • @guitargeekette
      @guitargeekette 5 років тому +1

      Same actually.

    • @tren133
      @tren133 5 років тому +1

      @@roha01 That is a good comparison, but an even better comparison (and perhaps outright plagiarism by the Venom's writers) is Shawshank Redemption, where the evil warden compares the escaped Andy disappearing like "a fart in the wind"

    • @farmanlaway5263
      @farmanlaway5263 5 років тому

      Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 5 років тому +390

    *Whispers* You can never escape the Symbrock it makes up at least half of the reason this movie almost earned a billion (and it's also canon in the comics)

    • @silverhunter3548
      @silverhunter3548 5 років тому +36

      Who would ever want to escape such a wonderful ship!!

    • @aliceh4075
      @aliceh4075 5 років тому +34

      Literally why I went to see it

    • @slockhrt
      @slockhrt 5 років тому

      Please explain what you're talking about.

    • @bye6651
      @bye6651 5 років тому

      It's not canon. At all. Look again.

    • @truehoodwinker4489
      @truehoodwinker4489 5 років тому

      Randall Slaughter maybe not in some of the runs but in the 2016 one it was

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT 5 років тому +365

    in a heroic voice say: HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE I AM HERE!!

  • @calen17
    @calen17 5 років тому +355

    "two syrupy blotches wrestling each other, like a Winamp visualizer with teeth" omg😄 it's showing my age but I loved this.

    • @だい2のイモッチ
      @だい2のイモッチ 5 років тому +1

      んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ
      みやまは

    • @だい2のイモッチ
      @だい2のイモッチ 5 років тому +2

      んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ
      ままままま

  • @BioniclesaurKing4t2
    @BioniclesaurKing4t2 5 років тому +735

    Wait…"Firefly is the opposite of Waterfall."
    Mind = Blown

    • @jetchan3411
      @jetchan3411 4 роки тому +7

      haha, searching for you.

    • @scifisam6961
      @scifisam6961 4 роки тому +7

      I was about to post the same thing

    • @GuiAntonioli
      @GuiAntonioli 4 роки тому +6

      It's actually Firestand.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 4 роки тому +2

      @Herbert Erdferkel firerise

  • @TheIGITnBLUE
    @TheIGITnBLUE 5 років тому +174

    Dude, this movie is too adorable and cheesy.
    ...
    ...So, of course I bought it and watched it ten more times.

  • @rey6282
    @rey6282 5 років тому +874

    Tom hardy still a boss tho I think we can all agree on that

    • @frippp66
      @frippp66 5 років тому +25

      absolutely

    • @caribbeanrasta7774
      @caribbeanrasta7774 5 років тому +2

      Not me

    • @Shalkar
      @Shalkar 4 роки тому +7

      He's the best method actor (the best method of acting imho) in Hollywood

    • @SantaPorter
      @SantaPorter 4 роки тому +3

      I enjoy his work

    • @masterwindu1234
      @masterwindu1234 3 роки тому +1

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

  • @citrus15
    @citrus15 5 років тому +559

    I heard you...
    You DO ship it

    • @aculeatus943
      @aculeatus943 5 років тому +8

      @Virginia Fernandez Me. Lmao

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 4 роки тому +10

      Literally every monsterfucker I know LOVES this movie, and for good reason damn look at those eyes. I can see why Eddie is interested

  • @justinlaboy6837
    @justinlaboy6837 5 років тому +850

    "'Firefly' is the opposite of 'waterfall'"... Mind = obliterated.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +4902

    2007 (Spider-Man 3) -- *_I AM VENOM_*
    2018 (Venom) -- *_WE ARE VENOM_*

  • @rohnlewis7119
    @rohnlewis7119 5 років тому +332

    What theatre is that? Oh it's the rialto. I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @austinlokey
    @austinlokey 5 років тому +35

    I enjoyed the scientific terminology. Most of it was pretty basic and it's not like we're all idiots or something. Hope we see more of it in movies to come.

  • @PS-ug7nm
    @PS-ug7nm 5 років тому +234

    His ever changing MAN BRACELETS is what I want ....

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 5 років тому +7

      That's going to be my band name: "My Ever-Changing Man Bracelets."

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 5 років тому +1

      @@jimb.7523 I'd listen to that band at least once.

    • @christhorn5058
      @christhorn5058 5 років тому +2

      Is anyone else shocked they have not made multiple funko pops of him with his different bracelets?

  • @user-uq3ez7pc2x
    @user-uq3ez7pc2x 5 років тому +417

    Or How about a honest trailer about UA-cam rewind 2018

    • @EldNon1313
      @EldNon1313 5 років тому +10

      Here's one, garbage. Pure flaming garbage. Damn I took it away from Honest trailers, sorry about that.

    • @swaroop7021
      @swaroop7021 5 років тому +1

      Pewdiepie already made the better youtube rewind

    • @user-uq3ez7pc2x
      @user-uq3ez7pc2x 5 років тому

      @@swaroop7021 Ya he made it But not like a trailer I want a trailer there is a difference

  • @whydoieven3305
    @whydoieven3305 5 років тому +641

    When you fall for your tapeworm and never want to part from it.

  • @countlitmogaphil392
    @countlitmogaphil392 4 роки тому +94

    But still you gotta give it to hardy his characters have been so different and yet he plays them perfectly... In my opinion he is vastly underrated

    • @lukasabramovich5719
      @lukasabramovich5719 3 роки тому +4

      I wouldn’t say he’s underrated, he’s one of the best actors nowadays! 🙌

    • @countlitmogaphil392
      @countlitmogaphil392 3 роки тому +2

      @@lukasabramovich5719 but he still dosent get the one man show status that so many of the Marvel actors commanded, it's unfair to such an extent

  • @AwesomeStuff2424
    @AwesomeStuff2424 5 років тому +350

    *So many weird little noises, you will wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason* 😂😂

  • @alexh8782
    @alexh8782 5 років тому +68

    i think crackhead squirrel is the best way i’ve heard eddie brock described wow

  • @idontneedaname318
    @idontneedaname318 3 роки тому +67

    I feel like a lot of people gave this bad reviews cuz they didn't personally like it but also didn't really realize how or why it appealed to an entirely different audience; I'm glad screen junkies were able to see who this appealed to and riff on it

    • @masakazuishiguro8525
      @masakazuishiguro8525 2 роки тому +1

      To be clear, Chinese audiences don't really like it, we will watch anything if there is a successful marketing campaign.

    • @redemissarium
      @redemissarium 2 роки тому +3

      @@masakazuishiguro8525 your name doesnt sound chinese? 🙃

  • @scorpionz44
    @scorpionz44 4 роки тому +110

    "the organism got out of containment"
    thats science talk? thats just words

  • @gibingeorge3352
    @gibingeorge3352 5 років тому +330

    Please Say "Like a turd in the Wind"

    • @NamesRito
      @NamesRito 5 років тому +2

      But he already said it

    • @gibingeorge3352
      @gibingeorge3352 5 років тому +10

      @@NamesRito Not in his AWESOME voice.

  • @JamesMartin-jr8vv
    @JamesMartin-jr8vv 5 років тому +125

    Say "Uptown girl. She's been living in her uptown world."

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 років тому +164

    I love this film in all its schlocky glory!!!!
    Though my brother described it best as a film:
    "It's like a train, skidding along on its side, with Venom in a conductors hat going: "Choo-choo!"- It's not *good* and only Venom is keeping it from being an utter horrifying disaster, but you can't look away."

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 5 років тому +28

    Thank you honest trailers for convincing me to watch this movie. They did a good job portraying the Eddie Brock/Venom dynamic. Also, their explanation for why Venom wants to save the world is beautifully simple, Venom is also a loser amongst his own species so he prefers to be a big fish in a small pond.

  • @KillerEggFromOuterSpace
    @KillerEggFromOuterSpace 5 років тому +318

    While I agree with quite a few of the issues....Venom did make me realize how much I missed just a single movie where I didn't have to know 20 movies worth of continuity. Venom just feels like a genuinely good time. Also thank you for pointing out the theater. Not because of the ridiculousness about the shot, but because I forgot that this movie was shot right next to where I now go to school and live. Sweet!

    • @juanita-dark
      @juanita-dark 5 років тому +6

      T2S Rebranding to Flare Branch You don't have to watch all 20 movies to get any Marvel movie, it just adds an extra dimension if you do. Seriously, they're good films but 'impenetrable if you haven't seen all the others'? Hardly.
      Speaking for myself, I watched the other films after watching one because I liked the characters and I was surprised that the writing was as good as it was.

    • @KillerEggFromOuterSpace
      @KillerEggFromOuterSpace 5 років тому +15

      @@juanita-dark I am in no way saying the MCU is bad or that the 20+ films is tedious to watch to keep track of everything. I'm simply acknowledging Screen Junkies point on simply watching something related to superheroes/comic books as one and done (though this is far from "done") without having to think about how it affects the overall universe. I love MCU and I'm still amazed by the timeline it's built, I just also miss the days of Sami Remy's Spiderman and Nolan's Batman Trilogy. I respect your opinion and agree with it, I hope you at least understand mine

    • @nicholasvogt5123
      @nicholasvogt5123 5 років тому +2

      i love how dense the MCU is though

    • @KillerEggFromOuterSpace
      @KillerEggFromOuterSpace 5 років тому +5

      @@nicholasvogt5123 I do too. It makes moments like Infinity War feel earned. I just also like relaxing with a movie that's just a comic book movie like Venom

    • @losgryfog
      @losgryfog 5 років тому

      This movie is literally doing the exact same thing that the mcu is doing, it literally has a mid credit scene introducing another character that will be a part of the continuity in future films.
      you're saying this is a good alternative to the mcu, simply because the mcu started before it.
      We know what you're trying to say, all we're stating is that's not what is happening with this movie.

  • @benjaminkukkola8754
    @benjaminkukkola8754 5 років тому +236

    Tom Hardy with his Jeff Goldblum impression

    • @troymedlin5199
      @troymedlin5199 5 років тому +1

      This.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 5 років тому +9

      Jeff Goldblum is ageing, someone has to do the exposition the next time Earth gets invaded!

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 5 років тому +3

      Turds... uh uh... find a way.

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +807

    "I have a parasite"
    Cracks me up everytime 😂

  • @silentsymphony2972
    @silentsymphony2972 5 років тому +202

    Actually some of us actually like the science talk as it actually gives context to the film. So give up on saying it’s mumbo jumbo! It’s needed.

    • @switjasmin70
      @switjasmin70 5 років тому +25

      I think Honest Trailers just makes fun of movies - even if the movie plots n scenes make sense - the whole point is to make the seem silly & dumb. I watch lot of honest trailers even when they critize movies i love! Honest Trailers still make me laugh!

    • @theofficialvernetheturtley338
      @theofficialvernetheturtley338 4 роки тому +2

      Yes! I agree! Other people should give up their opinions because I liked it!

    • @jakobjohansson7173
      @jakobjohansson7173 4 роки тому

      no its not needed

  • @rachelarmstrong5415
    @rachelarmstrong5415 5 років тому +452

    I wasn't sure if you guys were gonna mention Symbrock, but you came through and did. I'm proud of you. Well done.

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 5 років тому +29

      I wasn't into Venom until I was touched by their love story.

    • @Wordsith
      @Wordsith 5 років тому

      All of this

  • @just1desi
    @just1desi 5 років тому +379

    That wig drove me CRAZY. ALL FILM LONG. What is with these actresses sporting atrocious wigs these days they’re so obvious. Can’t production shell out on hair any more.

    • @davidp6913
      @davidp6913 5 років тому +25

      Using hair spray to freeze your hair in crazy shapes damages the follicles over time. Even over shampooing does. Lots of the stuff we do to our hair is unnatural

    • @01101
      @01101 5 років тому +22

      What character had a wig ?? Guess it didn't look that bad if I didn't even notice it

    • @johndzchambers
      @johndzchambers 5 років тому +18

      Woody Harrelson's is 100 times worse. I mean I think Woody is a great actor. But that wig? Come on!
      This isn't a local Primary School play.

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 5 років тому +9

      @@01101 if you watched till the end the guy who's meant to be carnage has this horrible red wig

    • @AWRShorts
      @AWRShorts 5 років тому +13

      Honestly can’t tell unless you’re aware that the actress has short hair.

  • @saramayungo9283
    @saramayungo9283 5 років тому +164

    Laughed so hard when he brought up symbrock and tumblr. It’s so relatable 😂😂😂👌👌

    • @strockerfu
      @strockerfu 5 років тому +1

      the people on the bus are looking at me very concerned. They have no idea why I am laughing so much.

    • @shaakti44
      @shaakti44 5 років тому

      YES I'm dying XD

  • @DragonQueen-cv5mw
    @DragonQueen-cv5mw 5 років тому +82

    "Torn between his love of Michelle William's terrible wig" I can't breathe

  • @dragonstormx
    @dragonstormx 5 років тому +1449

    Here is a more accurate assessment of the film. It's really, really boring until we Venom actually enters it, then all the scenes with Tom Hardy are just a blast to watch. He saves this from being a completely dull snore fest like Justice League.
    Also, you forgot to mention how Venom goes from wanting to help conquer the Earth to wanting to save it without much of a transition, like there is a piece of the movie missing. From what I have heard, the movie has a number of scenes cut from it. Certainly explains a lot.

    • @Mkilbride2599
      @Mkilbride2599 5 років тому +339

      Nah they explain it. He's kind of bottom tier on his planet his people. A loser, like brock. But on Earth? He's top tier level. He doesn't want competition.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 5 років тому +102

      according to nick fury, the four most dangerous threats to SHIELD are doctor doom, red skull, magneto, and VENOM, so if you could be one of those big four, why would you instead choose to be some scapegoat underdog?

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 років тому +36

      @@InitialPC How is Venom one of the most dangerous threats to SHIELD? He hasn't been a full blown villain in well over a decade, and even then the most he did was try to kill Spider Man.

    • @WideHorizons90
      @WideHorizons90 5 років тому +67

      @@Mkilbride2599 When that explanation was given, I thought a school kid must have written this script.

    •  5 років тому +34

      Mkilbride2599 nah he said he fell in love with Earth and it’s people too but never explained why. Being strong is one thing but falling in love with humanity is another lmao
      He just said it’s cuz of Eddy but never explained

  • @sorrowmakerc3371
    @sorrowmakerc3371 5 років тому +612

    still a better love story than twilight.

    • @elizabethmolino8262
      @elizabethmolino8262 5 років тому +11

      And don't forget still better than Homecoming.

    • @jonjonward3915
      @jonjonward3915 5 років тому +2

      Twilight is actually really entertaining to watch

    • @emilkata
      @emilkata 5 років тому +2

      2011 wants this meme back where it belongs

    • @dump1ing.2005.
      @dump1ing.2005. 5 років тому

      EmilGames Tell them no

    • @JeffDoyen
      @JeffDoyen 5 років тому

      But just like Twilight, they're both extremely awful

  • @theguywhowentthere3346
    @theguywhowentthere3346 5 років тому +499

    Lion King: The Simba-yote

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +415

    3:38 She kissed him after biting someone's head off
    That's hot

    •  5 років тому +52

      *insert Will Smith*

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 5 років тому +23

      @ **insert "sloppy seconds" joke**

    • @amenandhis7kids724
      @amenandhis7kids724 5 років тому +14

      hahaha that'shot that's hot

    • @androski5247
      @androski5247 5 років тому +13

      Kissing people after biting other peoples heads off is tight!

    • @davidwalker9328
      @davidwalker9328 5 років тому +6

      Its rewind time

  • @natluscombe0108
    @natluscombe0108 5 років тому +222

    Please say: "like a turd, in the wind."

    • @scratch9833
      @scratch9833 5 років тому +6

      I'm suing if they don't say that.

    • @M00kIe
      @M00kIe 5 років тому

      Like a turd in the wind -venom

    • @ledzbling
      @ledzbling 5 років тому

      U watched the how venom should have ended?

    • @M00kIe
      @M00kIe 5 років тому

      I did

  • @cauavinicius6523
    @cauavinicius6523 5 років тому +169

    since the box office of Venom now I am looking foward to see Aunt May solo movie.

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 5 років тому +7

      A live action version of Trouble in which a young and sexy Aunt May fucks Richard Parker's brains out and conceives Peter!😆

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 років тому +8

      It's the 2.5 hours film of uncle ben's grave is what i am waiting for.
      Will still be better than Fantastic Four.

    • @shasan8272
      @shasan8272 5 років тому

      Caua Vinicius y

    • @missionman1914
      @missionman1914 5 років тому

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Pernection
      @Pernection 5 років тому

      Rhino for me

  • @exodus_gaming5282
    @exodus_gaming5282 5 років тому +67

    Never expected that Venom would be a damn comedy.. it’s so freaking weird with Tom Hardy being funny they should have said this before the movie started so we could see it with a more open mind and not like the comics
    However, she Venom, venom animation and the after credits were just realy
    awesome!!

    • @SantaPorter
      @SantaPorter 4 роки тому +1

      No movies/shows these days are like the comics
      Because when they are people hate them

  • @youfoundwaldo77
    @youfoundwaldo77 5 років тому +149

    I'm dead they actually acknowledged symbrock

    • @nikhilsilva5244
      @nikhilsilva5244 5 років тому

      Symbro k what

    • @nikhilsilva5244
      @nikhilsilva5244 5 років тому

      Symbrock what

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 5 років тому

      @@nikhilsilva5244 it's the ship name

    • @marie5349
      @marie5349 5 років тому +4

      @@nikhilsilva5244 Symbiot x Eddie Brock

    • @giin97
      @giin97 5 років тому

      ... That's a thing? Man, the Internet is weird...

  • @rayzephayze6399
    @rayzephayze6399 5 років тому +190

    Honestly still loved this movie. I think it’s just because I have a soft spot for venom

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 5 років тому +2

      Same here. I loved it. Action packed, and Michelle Williams and Jenny Slate are hot.

    • @Emanuela9
      @Emanuela9 5 років тому +1

      He may have a taste for that soft spot. ☻

    • @jimkhan1342
      @jimkhan1342 5 років тому

      I'm not sure what to think about this film. I didn't watch it because it didn't interest me, then most critics hated it but there are people who defend it to the death. So, I'm just going to assume it's a film that caters to specific tastes. Either way, I doubt I'd enjoy it.

    • @brutalnewt
      @brutalnewt 5 років тому +5

      Having read the Venom comic mini-series, they got it almost exactly right. Both Eddie and the Venom symbiote are weirdos with twisted senses of humor in the comic too.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 3 роки тому

      @@jimkhan1342 absolutely it accidentally found a really specific audience and now just caters to it lmao

  • @NicoDavid
    @NicoDavid 5 років тому +425

    say "I did not see the ending of Bird Box"

    • @fernandohernandez7359
      @fernandohernandez7359 5 років тому +1

      Whats that?

    • @Jmmmm
      @Jmmmm 5 років тому +1

      Hi kamatis

    • @epicvoiceguy
      @epicvoiceguy 5 років тому +9

      Nico David unfortunately, I did. Movie sucked.

    • @hssIceland
      @hssIceland 5 років тому +6

      I didn't see any of it , stupid blindfold ..

    • @MMmm-bg9li
      @MMmm-bg9li 5 років тому

      EpicVoiceGuy huh. I liked it 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @MintBG
    @MintBG 5 років тому +36

    One of the few movies I honestly enjoyed in the past couple of years

  • @shasan8272
    @shasan8272 5 років тому +362

    That tumblr line killed me

    • @GloriaDuranC
      @GloriaDuranC 5 років тому +6

      Same

    • @gansach
      @gansach 5 років тому +2

      Still dead ?

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 5 років тому +5

      @Callaghan You know how to Google, right? It's been in the news the last week or so.

    • @pinstripecool34
      @pinstripecool34 5 років тому +2

      Sha San same 😂

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 5 років тому

      @Callaghan Basically nothing, it's kinda the same as it's always been. What that means depends upon your opinion....

  • @micahturner6239
    @micahturner6239 5 років тому +426

    The difference in the critics and audience score is drastically different. Many people thought this movie was hilarious and actually fun. Our whole theater was laughing at the banter between Tom and venom. It was different and thankfully not a depressing bore like the DC darkness is. Think that’s why it did so well with audiences still despite the critics shitting on it.

    • @jordanherkowski5052
      @jordanherkowski5052 5 років тому +53

      A lot of that stuff wasn't intended to be funny.

    • @bluesapphireymca
      @bluesapphireymca 5 років тому +34

      @@jordanherkowski5052 Yes it was, its the critics who misunderstood and thought otherwise.

    • @zip5216
      @zip5216 5 років тому +2

      I thought Venom was Marvel

    • @joygoodwin7571
      @joygoodwin7571 5 років тому +5

      Jossandra McKenzie Venom is Marvel/Sony

    • @martyvenkman860
      @martyvenkman860 5 років тому +23

      There are some enjoyable aspects of the movie but humor alone doesn't make it great. Overall this movie was 4/10 IMO, Eddie and Venom's relationship works perfectly thou.

  • @uwcb1
    @uwcb1 4 роки тому +46

    Hardy is on the verge of going full Cage. Never go full Cage.

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak 5 років тому +573

    I am so disappointed that you went with "Felon Musk" over the far more obvious choice "Hal Rudnick"

    • @surya_0x0
      @surya_0x0 5 років тому +11

      Ayyy the boundary break guy! Love your videos, very interesting to watch. Thanks for making those.

    • @farmanlaway5263
      @farmanlaway5263 5 років тому +5

      Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S

    • @segaiuolo
      @segaiuolo 5 років тому +2

      Since when "obvious" is not disappointing? 😃

    • @southsidegamer5611
      @southsidegamer5611 5 років тому +6

      hal who, what ?

    • @trinity6302
      @trinity6302 5 років тому +3

      I legitimately thought it was Hal

  • @AlmostAnimixers
    @AlmostAnimixers 5 років тому +84

    On the one hand, Venom was a terrible movie. On the other hand, it was really really good.

    • @jamesjett8128
      @jamesjett8128 5 років тому +4

      What is this sorcery???

    • @ShadowShark14
      @ShadowShark14 5 років тому +6

      this is accurate

    • @dbrokensoul
      @dbrokensoul 5 років тому +2

      Actually how I felt

    • @azurequincy
      @azurequincy 5 років тому +3

      So basically it was so BAD.....it was good....Kinda like a cult classic almost?

    • @Jen-Yueh_Hu
      @Jen-Yueh_Hu 5 років тому +1

      So you got two hands?

  • @siyabonganobela2859
    @siyabonganobela2859 5 років тому +25

    Honest trailers are like that cigarette you have after you quit smoking.
    And they give you that 'oh yeah' kinda feeling.

  • @ArtemisScribe
    @ArtemisScribe 5 років тому +25

    Normal people: "How the hell did this thing make nearly a billion dollars?"
    Monster fuckers and Tom Hardy fan girls: "How did this thing NOT make a billion dollars?"

  • @TenaciousJoe24
    @TenaciousJoe24 5 років тому +281

    Tom Hardy and his Tom Hardy noises

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 5 років тому +35

    I haven't even seen this movie but the Rialto Theater bit had me dying 😂

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 5 років тому +582

    Still not The Mummy (1999) trailer? Come on!!

    • @azurequincy
      @azurequincy 5 років тому +4

      Mummy 1999 PLZ and thank you!

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 років тому

      @You Tried It! Yeah that would be nice too

  • @wisehuman2084
    @wisehuman2084 5 років тому +129

    *_FELON MUSK... I CAN'T_* 😂😂😂

    • @ai_ch8048
      @ai_ch8048 4 роки тому +1

      That took me out 😂😂😂

    • @PrincessToyNerd
      @PrincessToyNerd 3 роки тому

      Carlton Drake is Elon Musk’s evil younger brother. Nuff said.

  • @jevonjackson4236
    @jevonjackson4236 5 років тому +1338

    Two things that would make Vemon better.
    1. Make the movie rated r
    2. Better story line
    Just my opinion

    • @monstermousse3837
      @monstermousse3837 5 років тому +73

      I agree. I felt like the movie was made just to be made. You could tell the story was half ass and wasn't one that got ahold of the viewer, at least me.

    • @nibirue
      @nibirue 5 років тому +71

      3. Remove the annoying female.

    • @diyonysus55
      @diyonysus55 5 років тому +63

      Or add Spiderman

    • @ayandak47
      @ayandak47 5 років тому +2

      It's source material was the venom comics.

    • @wunnell
      @wunnell 5 років тому +53

      Um, doesn't it go without saying that a better storyline would make any movie better? The clue is in the name: BETTER storyline.

  • @sway4everything
    @sway4everything 5 років тому +175

    Please say: "splooge" and then say it really slowly: and "splooooooooooge..."

  • @ChristiJae
    @ChristiJae 5 років тому +630

    Thank you for calling out that awful wig! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @philippebeauchamp2827
      @philippebeauchamp2827 5 років тому +37

      But what the hell. Is it really a wig? Didn't noticed it was a wig in the movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 5 років тому

      @@philippebeauchamp2827 me neither

    • @philippebeauchamp2827
      @philippebeauchamp2827 5 років тому +19

      Doesn't look like a wig either. Weird internet people are weird.@@jarrodedson5441

    • @user-jp4cj3ds7p
      @user-jp4cj3ds7p 5 років тому +7

      You would know christi

    • @TheRashad9906
      @TheRashad9906 5 років тому +3

      That was a Wig!?!? 😂

  • @DaGamingCore
    @DaGamingCore 5 років тому +40

    At least you didn't tear the movie apart. You guys were like "It wasn't that good it was okay but made a lot of money "

  • @thivyaprasad1414
    @thivyaprasad1414 5 років тому +31

    Your writing is incredible , you are matured and self aware , I like you screen junkies

    • @Kat-gp6gj
      @Kat-gp6gj 5 років тому

      Seconded! :) Happy New Year!

  • @cahidijoyoraharjo7833
    @cahidijoyoraharjo7833 5 років тому +169

    "Like a turd in the wind."
    Whose idea was it to put that line in this movie?

    • @cahidijoyoraharjo7833
      @cahidijoyoraharjo7833 5 років тому +4

      @Jacob Molyneux Shut up! That is so weird!

    • @cahidijoyoraharjo7833
      @cahidijoyoraharjo7833 5 років тому +2

      @Jacob Molyneux Hmmm... It's still a weird ass line!

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 років тому +22

      It was bloody hilarious.
      That whole scene had me in stitches, the delivery is perfect and the humour mirrors the comics quite well.

    • @yvngpera
      @yvngpera 5 років тому +13

      They told me to put it in

    • @TheCommandostudios
      @TheCommandostudios 5 років тому +1

      Cahidi Joyo Raharjo - Youre pathetic lol

  • @Ari-rm9xw
    @Ari-rm9xw 5 років тому +33

    This movie honestly wasn't that bad, I had a great time watching it and it was a fun movie.

  • @gavinkailey332
    @gavinkailey332 3 роки тому +21

    I bet the only reason this movie got to became a hit was because of the association with Spider-Man
    And because this movie was awsome

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 5 років тому +229

    "We're collecting this data as quickly as possible"
    Slow down with the science talk, braniac

    •  5 років тому +36

      mickeynotmouse that’s what I thought lmao 😂 all the science talk was really not complicated whatsoever. It kinda made Screen Junkies seem like they’re under educated.

    • @cameronjosephvideos5942
      @cameronjosephvideos5942 5 років тому +11

      Organism got out of containment. Yeah so complicated

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons 5 років тому +8

      I think it's more that it's unnecessary filler dialogue. "Technobabble" is more likely what they meant.

    • @cameronjosephvideos5942
      @cameronjosephvideos5942 5 років тому +11

      @@thegodofalldragons It's not even technobabble though because its simple dialogue that makes sense and is something the average person should understand. Technobabble would either be some combination of complex sciencey words that probably don't make sense and are just thrown together because it sounds smart. It's more just unnecessary exposition

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons 5 років тому +6

      @@cameronjosephvideos5942 It does have a quality of "how a child thinks scientists talk," though. So, actually, sciencey-talk is accurate.

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 5 років тому +390

    The Rialto theater deserved an Oscar for its performance

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 5 років тому +4

      There's not even a Rialto theater in SF, which is where this movie is supposed to take place lol

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 5 років тому

      It'll get snubbed of course...

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 5 років тому +27

    If the sequel is like the second half of the movie, bring it on!

    • @Ajzan1
      @Ajzan1 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, the first half, before Eddie and Vanome merged, was boring.

  • @eerielconstantine5051
    @eerielconstantine5051 5 років тому +40

    Gotta admit, as a baby scientist, I enjoyed the science y’all XD
    Lmao screenjunkies ships symbrock, I love

  • @RohverDionizio
    @RohverDionizio 5 років тому +76

    Say: "I am watching you on Netflix. I make decisions for you."

    • @ashrafbakr3687
      @ashrafbakr3687 5 років тому +4

      Ok I love that I'm seeing references to Bandersnatch this soon after it came out!

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 5 років тому

      Say "It is like tv but online".

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +119

    And now critics understand what we in comics have understood for years...Venom's _real_ power is printing money.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 5 років тому +10

      Pity being Topher Grace neutralizes that power.

    • @-_leslielopez_-1619
      @-_leslielopez_-1619 5 років тому +2

      Well, now I know we have the same tastes.

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 5 років тому +2

      Sony
      Money

    • @amirulizzat3274
      @amirulizzat3274 5 років тому +1

      MoneV : SEE THE MOTION PICTURE

    • @mushfiqrahman4557
      @mushfiqrahman4557 5 років тому +3

      Anish Poddar well Spider-Man 3 is still the highest grossing Spider-Man movie

  • @sawyer6264
    @sawyer6264 5 років тому +184

    Nah fam, Hollywood covers his mouth because he’s too damn beautiful

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 5 років тому +1

      But he's like a potato with hair...

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 5 років тому +1

      I've seen his teeth. Definitely from the UK, though not as bad as other Brits' teeth, so he got lucky.

    • @sawyer6264
      @sawyer6264 5 років тому +1

      Candice ecidnaC oh, so that’s why he looks so delicious 😋

  • @jeremieevans1294
    @jeremieevans1294 5 років тому +78

    Actually, about the rialto theater, i kinda *rewatch* the car chase scene, and i kinda notice that he mostly turn right everytime(i mean not all the time, correct me if im wrong here) so i think he just go round and round from there....

    • @RedQueenCreative_Roxie
      @RedQueenCreative_Roxie 5 років тому +17

      Technically this is a plausible result because it usually is easier to make a right turn in San Francisco than a left one.

    • @iamprodigyable
      @iamprodigyable 5 років тому +5

      That....that makes the movie even worse

    • @kmm9035
      @kmm9035 3 роки тому +8

      @@iamprodigyable no it makes it hilarious, venom and Brock were so bad at coordinating with each other at that point it’s just realistic XD

  • @isaiescamilla550
    @isaiescamilla550 5 років тому +66

    NO THICCCCCC for lady venom? You've changed.....

  • @palmo9823
    @palmo9823 5 років тому +316

    "since Tumblr changed this is all I've got left" SCREAM

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 5 років тому +7

      Cause of Dec 17

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +6

      Meh. There's still plenty left on tumblr.
      I've been told.

    • @_coffeebean_
      @_coffeebean_ 5 років тому +2

      I love the way he said changed.

  • @weneedlivesproductions5329
    @weneedlivesproductions5329 5 років тому +107

    Daredevil (Netflix version) next?

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 5 років тому +4

      How that show got canceled is beyond me... I just hope it's because Disney got jealous of how good it is without any input from them and they'll revive it with the same cast and team.

    • @weneedlivesproductions5329
      @weneedlivesproductions5329 5 років тому +1

      Kula Productions I read that it was actually Netflix’s call to cancel it.

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 5 років тому

      WeNeedLives Productions netflix is stupid AF

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 5 років тому +158

    Tom Hardy making weird noises was still better dialogue content than what we got in the last few seasons of GoT

    • @shozanhanma2709
      @shozanhanma2709 3 роки тому +5

      Dude you're absolutely right; I think the book swap a different ending, cuz when you think about it, Jon Snow Daenerys and Tyrion are our favorite characters and they are the ones that got the most changes over the seasons dialogue wise. I think the book writer saw what the show was doing and gave them a fake ending for those three, including tyrion losing his smarts, to save the book ending from the shows falling

  • @elementaljedi9335
    @elementaljedi9335 5 років тому +207

    Who are you?
    We... are Sony’s last hope

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 5 років тому

      Sony makes non Marvel movies though.

    • @Nassit-Gnuoy
      @Nassit-Gnuoy 5 років тому

      Talebird K A movie that made over $200 million worldwide on a $90 million budget is a box office dud?

    • @megapro125
      @megapro125 5 років тому

      Have you heard of PlayStation 4?

  • @tinyrocks7549
    @tinyrocks7549 5 років тому +40

    I see your Tumblr-pain and I sympathize

  • @LautaroTessi
    @LautaroTessi 5 років тому +115

    3:09: "it really whips the llama's ass". Gosh I miss the good ol' Winamp times...

    • @jiggystardust
      @jiggystardust 5 років тому +2

      I wasted far more time than I should admit with milkdrop and my old rips

  • @michaeltucker4864
    @michaeltucker4864 5 років тому +7

    "the special guy inside who's ready to take the leap from 'I' to 'we' " classic!

  • @purplemoose7
    @purplemoose7 5 років тому +25

    " As he assumes his final form....Raisin Venom!" 😂😂 was not expecting that, literally dropped my phone laughing

  • @awkwardmunchkin2376
    @awkwardmunchkin2376 5 років тому +118

    “His ever changing man bracelets”

  • @Torpedex10
    @Torpedex10 5 років тому +40

    in the comics venoms metabolism uses every thing he eats and ingests including bullets and the waste is the saliva coming out the mouth

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 5 років тому

      Does he do that like...in the mass around the host?

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 5 років тому +1

      oh................. yikes

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  5 років тому +3

      Hooray! Science!

    • @Torpedex10
      @Torpedex10 5 років тому

      @@Silverizael I think so? I doubt the human body would have the ability to do that even if it was hijacked

    • @Torpedex10
      @Torpedex10 5 років тому +1

      @@elalesound gee thanks

  • @robbykunkel5263
    @robbykunkel5263 5 років тому +15

    I honestly loved the movie more than I thought I would

  • @linux750
    @linux750 5 років тому +35

    Screen Junkies, it's New Years day. Take a break. You could have posted this tomorrow, although I appreciate that you guys posted it today. Thank you.

  • @avatarmikephantom153
    @avatarmikephantom153 5 років тому +124

    2019 now, please do an Akira honest trailer!

    • @amadouitlater7862
      @amadouitlater7862 5 років тому +2

      Avatar Mike Phantom ^^^

    • @thewu910
      @thewu910 5 років тому +2

      I’d actually rather have a ‘Chronicle’ honest trailer.

    • @Zinogg
      @Zinogg 5 років тому +2

      he can't that's the perfect film.

    • @Ikyzm_0
      @Ikyzm_0 5 років тому +1

      I'd be down for that

  • @jnrxgaming5831
    @jnrxgaming5831 5 років тому +113

    I genuinely enjoyed watching this movie.

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 5 років тому

      I enjoyed it as more of a so-bad-it's-good movie

  • @darzimus
    @darzimus 5 років тому +38

    "Close Encounters of the Turd Kind."😄 You got a like for that one.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 5 років тому +8

      Epic Rap Battles did it first. Steven Speilberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.

  • @ScienceMagicStudios
    @ScienceMagicStudios 5 років тому +38

    somebody had to say something about tumblr... i actually have tears welling up now...