Telling your friends you're straight…

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  • @RayWilliamJohnson
    @RayWilliamJohnson  2 роки тому +48323

    Here’s a little satire I made probably 5 years ago. 🏳️‍🌈🤙🏼

    • @BlueeJ
      @BlueeJ 2 роки тому +1906

      that explains the camera quality😂

    • @thiaguinho24
      @thiaguinho24 2 роки тому +933

      Man, you are a visionary

    • @Harold_Bourbon_James
      @Harold_Bourbon_James 2 роки тому +816

      humor of the future tho

    • @nastyfoodthtbad1545
      @nastyfoodthtbad1545 2 роки тому +123

      Love all of youur videos sooo much thanx for all the content

    • @pitpunch28
      @pitpunch28 2 роки тому +333

      When ray is predecting the future better than the Simpsons

  • @sadscotsman1793
    @sadscotsman1793 2 роки тому +27035

    “Guys I’m straight”
    DO UR DADS KNOW?

    • @freddyfunkbear6723
      @freddyfunkbear6723 2 роки тому +274

      Do my dads know?

    • @RealGodfromheaven
      @RealGodfromheaven 2 роки тому +179

      @@freddyfunkbear6723 idk, do they?

    • @thesun6983
      @thesun6983 2 роки тому +5

      @@freddyfunkbear6723 so answer me with a yae or a nae, does thy fathers know you're straight?

    • @Im-a-monke
      @Im-a-monke 2 роки тому +76

      @@freddyfunkbear6723 hi freddy is Gregory ok

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 2 роки тому +88

      What's a dad? 🥺

  • @theartofbrick
    @theartofbrick 2 роки тому +21005

    “No Hetero.”
    -A person.

  • @neverturnaround5476
    @neverturnaround5476 2 роки тому +9411

    I like how one of the girls is literally his wife💀

    • @chicodalianis8004
      @chicodalianis8004 2 роки тому +498

      That’s why she’s excited

    • @_aoe
      @_aoe 2 роки тому +492

      Yeah, she also came out and now they are dating, what a cute, straight story 😊

    • @fredymendoza9677
      @fredymendoza9677 2 роки тому +30

      @@chicodalianis8004 ya

    • @e7267
      @e7267 2 роки тому +9

      Bi

    • @jasio9234
      @jasio9234 Рік тому +26

      The one with the Red hair

  • @G3nsh1nImp4ct
    @G3nsh1nImp4ct 2 роки тому +3450

    “I’m straight…” AYO! IVE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT FRIEND!!

  • @leronbane5658
    @leronbane5658 2 роки тому +5568

    I like how your wife is laughing when finding you're straight 😂

    • @S.b7793
      @S.b7793 2 роки тому +85

      "Soon to be” wife

    • @Grion007
      @Grion007 2 роки тому +6

      @@S.b7793 thats just fiance

    • @_-astl-_007
      @_-astl-_007 2 роки тому +2

      @@Grion007 it’s a j o k e

    • @catcat63527
      @catcat63527 2 роки тому +2

      I think it's out of relief 😂😂😂

    • @rickthestic
      @rickthestic 2 роки тому +3

      @@S.b7793 is now

  • @Moon45607
    @Moon45607 2 роки тому +1616

    “No Hetero”
    - An Alternate Dimension

  • @nebula5260
    @nebula5260 2 роки тому +3394

    Him: "I'm straight."
    His friends: " Soo, no homo bro?"

  • @Mythical4227
    @Mythical4227 2 роки тому +10228

    I like how much role reversals put things into perspective, even though they’re a classic approach at comedy.

  • @adut1104
    @adut1104 2 роки тому +645

    “not even a little bi?” had me dying 💀

  • @aidenzaylot5703
    @aidenzaylot5703 2 роки тому +7833

    “when the time traveler kicks a rock”

    • @Twist52
      @Twist52 2 роки тому +12

      @Midori is living in your walls I promise you the bible wouldn’t flip this across the world.

    • @明智吾郎-e4b
      @明智吾郎-e4b 2 роки тому +2

      @Midori is living in your walls Eastern regions are usually straight too, though, including Hindu or Buddhist regions that have never seen the Bible.

    • @ppgotchi9948
      @ppgotchi9948 2 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure that's today

    • @-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_-
      @-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--_-_-_-_- 2 роки тому +2

      @killerbee it's a dumb anime girl i think idk

    • @GentleeDuckie
      @GentleeDuckie 2 роки тому +6

      I guess a time traveler kicked a rock

  • @MadiW2000
    @MadiW2000 2 роки тому +11216

    I bet you know how to find out where wall studs are. unreal.

    • @annoyingweebs7928
      @annoyingweebs7928 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah

    • @sweddishboi2739
      @sweddishboi2739 2 роки тому +67

      the stud detector beeps when it passes over him

    • @anonanon8974
      @anonanon8974 2 роки тому +7

      @@sweddishboi2739 LOOOL ayoooooo!

    • @flipsideroot
      @flipsideroot 2 роки тому +6

      CH skit, flaming straight lol

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 2 роки тому +7

      Jesus loves you alot trust in His death 4 salvation and be saved from eternal hell

  • @Ckeymanx
    @Ckeymanx 2 роки тому +840

    "It's okay they have camps to fix that" 😂

    • @thebeatnumber
      @thebeatnumber 2 роки тому +47

      Those camps are called Elementary School

    • @Supreme2k
      @Supreme2k 2 роки тому +2

      I think all camps are a " fix " for that, aren't they?

    • @chongert6396
      @chongert6396 2 роки тому +7

      College?

    • @mastaization
      @mastaization 2 роки тому

      Also mass media,not only schools...till 2050 this video will become reality...humanity is not smart..only some people who invented/invent/will invent some things.

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 2 роки тому +6

      It's called public school

  • @MattOfficialOnYoutube
    @MattOfficialOnYoutube 2 роки тому +27614

    For those of you that don't understand: This takes place in the Homoverse

    • @thischannelisback3153
      @thischannelisback3153 2 роки тому +1003

      this implies we live in the heteroverse

    • @creature3631
      @creature3631 2 роки тому +200

      @@thischannelisback3153 or the homoverse

    • @dumbly-stupid
      @dumbly-stupid 2 роки тому +55

      @@thischannelisback3153 I think we do cause in the homoverse all heterosexual people and homosexual people are reversed

    • @lotll
      @lotll 2 роки тому +521

      If we're homosapiens they're heterosapiens

    • @thefiringsquadtfs6392
      @thefiringsquadtfs6392 2 роки тому +68

      oh, the current MCU. great

  • @brocold8852
    @brocold8852 2 роки тому +1932

    Ray: "im straight"
    His friends: and we took that personally

  • @pollo-of-space
    @pollo-of-space 2 роки тому +108

    This is exactly how I feel on EVERY discord server

  • @grim3577
    @grim3577 2 роки тому +464

    “No Hetero” got me dying 💀

  • @cullenbegay7568
    @cullenbegay7568 2 роки тому +162

    I love that wearing a cap backwards and listening to dave Matthews is a straight stereotype😆

    • @Memeguy370
      @Memeguy370 Рік тому +1

      bro, my dad is the stage manager and drum tech of Dave Matthews band... you can look him up

  • @superlosyofficial
    @superlosyofficial 2 роки тому +467

    The fact that your fiancé Kelly is in this is amazing

    • @rishei4748
      @rishei4748 2 роки тому +23

      I think it's his wife now

    • @thebloodyhand586
      @thebloodyhand586 2 роки тому +4

      @@rishei4748 a week + she will be

    • @rishei4748
      @rishei4748 2 роки тому +2

      @@thebloodyhand586 nice

    • @arrax_s
      @arrax_s 2 роки тому +2

      a week + ratio

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 2 роки тому

      @@arrax_s no

  • @RichterEvan
    @RichterEvan 2 роки тому +1039

    Imagine coming out to your parents as straight-

  • @Nobodyknowsme-q1s
    @Nobodyknowsme-q1s 2 роки тому +46

    This guy should have a his own tv show

  • @DarkMaestro88
    @DarkMaestro88 2 роки тому +2348

    As a backwards hat wearer I can confirm that is indeed “what we do”.

    • @z7_gallego
      @z7_gallego 2 роки тому +7

      Ehehe you sure it’s just you? 😏..?

    • @alimalimes4039
      @alimalimes4039 2 роки тому +2

      Yea, no. 😂

    • @Unusual-Ryan
      @Unusual-Ryan 2 роки тому +4

      Ew the hat is not supposed to go backwards it's not even cute backwards come on 😒

    • @DialogDontArgue
      @DialogDontArgue 2 роки тому +3

      *"Sheee wakes up in the morrrninnnng"* 🎶🎵

    • @echoptic775
      @echoptic775 2 роки тому

      Ur a backwards engineer

  • @OneAdditionsWifey
    @OneAdditionsWifey 2 роки тому +512

    I cant imagine coming out to my family as straight

    • @allpaynenoliam4208
      @allpaynenoliam4208 2 роки тому +12

      unrelated. NICE USERNAMEE

    • @doge_the_cat
      @doge_the_cat 2 роки тому +5

      @@inxine u had to come out as STRAIGHT?

    • @SimF1e
      @SimF1e 2 роки тому +7

      @@doge_the_cat it was a joke

    • @emmaa_knapp
      @emmaa_knapp 2 роки тому +1

      nice prof pic and username!!

    • @sagenaw7137
      @sagenaw7137 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, they'd kick me out or disown me

  • @kingpatrick1265
    @kingpatrick1265 2 роки тому +15

    Love his fiancee being in the middle too. I like to pretend that she didn't know either

  • @anonymouse4316
    @anonymouse4316 2 роки тому +912

    “no hetero 😂” sounds so dumb lol

    • @Nelmel2007
      @Nelmel2007 2 роки тому +42

      Just like “No homo”

    • @creepquest
      @creepquest 2 роки тому +38

      @@Nelmel2007 no homo at least make sense

    • @creepquest
      @creepquest 2 роки тому +9

      @Who Cares? Its like 2 diffrent things

    • @anonymousperson9894
      @anonymousperson9894 2 роки тому +29

      @@creepquest How does it make sense? If it makes sense, no hetero has to make sense too.

    • @itsallschittsandgigglesunt7354
      @itsallschittsandgigglesunt7354 2 роки тому

      I’m definitely using one nice

  • @kodakboppin7679
    @kodakboppin7679 2 роки тому +259

    “No hetero” really got me

  • @goofyahhuncleproductions5477
    @goofyahhuncleproductions5477 2 роки тому +10

    The one in the trench coat looks straight out of law and order 😂

  • @rachaelrao4095
    @rachaelrao4095 2 роки тому +75

    I love the "Do your parents know?".

  • @niharika3280
    @niharika3280 2 роки тому +197

    the funniest part is how some people don't get the satire and think it's actually gonna happen 💀

    • @WeWasKingz3rdReich
      @WeWasKingz3rdReich 2 роки тому +36

      It's literally happening

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 2 роки тому +22

      Nah they people saying it happens are just lying to themselves dude lmao

    • @bluebellswirl
      @bluebellswirl 2 роки тому +3

      I mean there's more than one way to interpret the video so I don't get what you're on about 💀

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 2 роки тому +7

      @@catenjoyer76 how are they lying do you know them do you have proof that this doesn’t happen?

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 2 роки тому +18

      @@mikejones774 No one comes out as straight

  • @MagicWorm321
    @MagicWorm321 2 роки тому +12

    This is literally me and that is exactly how my friends would react

  • @lamavid7791
    @lamavid7791 2 роки тому +119

    "No hetero" 💀💀

  • @charbelmoussa8391
    @charbelmoussa8391 2 роки тому +99

    Im lgbt and i find this hillarious 😂
    Hopefully we can all learn to love and accept each other just the way we are ❤

  • @SmugLion
    @SmugLion 2 роки тому +163

    I feel like this holds up even more now.

  • @Biscuit-1236
    @Biscuit-1236 2 роки тому +234

    This is literally half the kids in my school when me and others say we're strait

  • @TF2_Tour
    @TF2_Tour Рік тому +2

    Being straight is literally best

  • @therealninjastar
    @therealninjastar 2 роки тому +86

    “No hetero” 😂

  • @jackdamascus4506
    @jackdamascus4506 2 роки тому +86

    “No Hetero” is absolutely gonna be a term in 2040

    • @fellowscales458
      @fellowscales458 2 роки тому +8

      Then consider Humanity doomed

    • @mauriciosolano9342
      @mauriciosolano9342 2 роки тому +2

      2040? 2023...

    • @You.888
      @You.888 2 роки тому +5

      @@mauriciosolano9342 haha, no. Straight people not gonna disapire or some

  • @13Hollow313
    @13Hollow313 2 роки тому +30

    This is something that's so relatable

  • @rhitam6527
    @rhitam6527 2 роки тому +108

    Straight up alternate reality stuff!

  • @tweakerlxobtw4431
    @tweakerlxobtw4431 2 роки тому +31

    this is so painfully accurate

  • @CoolJayProductions
    @CoolJayProductions 2 роки тому +6

    Can we just appreciate the happiness they bring

  • @crazyunicodenameperson
    @crazyunicodenameperson 2 роки тому +598

    seems they’re being straightphobic.

  • @lordamateur
    @lordamateur Рік тому +4

    Ray: I'm straight
    Ray's wife: A surprise but a pleasant one

  • @OtterJudgeMe99
    @OtterJudgeMe99 2 роки тому +24

    I lost it at "No hetero" 😂

  • @OneAdditionsWifey
    @OneAdditionsWifey 2 роки тому +108

    “No hetero”
    - random person

  • @Gigan10610
    @Gigan10610 Рік тому +1

    One of Ray's best skits

  • @Loud_Kid
    @Loud_Kid 2 роки тому +17

    I’m so glad you came out of the cupboard I’m so proud of you!

  • @Jack_of_all_Trades_18
    @Jack_of_all_Trades_18 2 роки тому +40

    Let's just appreciate that Ray's soon-to-be-wife is here.

  • @shankarprasadshah6645
    @shankarprasadshah6645 2 роки тому +2

    I like this guy he brings comedy with so much humour

  • @divavthataintme
    @divavthataintme 2 роки тому +88

    .....I've actually seen people have this reaction when I'm say I'm straight in a certain community

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 2 роки тому +7

      I’ve seen this reaction in that community and many others…some that really make you question the average iq of the people in the community.
      I’ll give one example if anybody asks and I see it in my notifications

    • @showfool
      @showfool 2 роки тому

      @@zzodysseuszz I'll bite

    • @jomana1109
      @jomana1109 2 роки тому +2

      @@zzodysseuszz examples please

    • @silentwhispering
      @silentwhispering 2 роки тому +11

      @@zzodysseuszz there most likley being sarcastic and mimicking what homophobes would Tell them

    • @kokichiouma2
      @kokichiouma2 2 роки тому

      @@silentwhispering yeah I make fun of people for coming out as straight bc you don’t need to you don’t get killed for it

  • @turtle8558
    @turtle8558 2 роки тому +13

    Man was ahead of his time

  • @danbeeson9564
    @danbeeson9564 2 роки тому +2

    He’s brave and beautiful.

  • @ssrrules
    @ssrrules 2 роки тому +23

    "NO HETERO" LMFAOOO

  • @MyOwnWrld999
    @MyOwnWrld999 2 роки тому +52

    As a time traveler I can confirm this is accurate

  • @FriendZon3d
    @FriendZon3d 2 роки тому +3

    “Does this mean you’re gonna start wearing your hat backwards and start listening to the dave mattew’s band?” *looks at dave mattew’s band poster*

  • @ItsFoxcraft-jg7vo
    @ItsFoxcraft-jg7vo 2 роки тому +29

    Funnily enough, I was wearing my hat backwards as I watched this lol

  • @maxwro3834
    @maxwro3834 2 роки тому +4

    Oh how the tables have turned

  • @lemzy1967
    @lemzy1967 2 роки тому +9

    The 'Do your parents know?'really got me🤣🤣🤣

  • @jmp_jayperproductions
    @jmp_jayperproductions 2 роки тому +24

    Me after watching this: aww, humor based on my pain

  • @markmata22
    @markmata22 2 роки тому +16

    🤣 This is where we are heading. Hilarious

    • @williamherman9065
      @williamherman9065 2 роки тому +6

      Heading? We are there

    • @hdajq892ey7
      @hdajq892ey7 2 роки тому +8

      @@williamherman9065 no we aren't. any lgbt person on here is getting hundreds of people insulting and mocking them. it just makes me a little bit sad :(

    • @SimF1e
      @SimF1e Рік тому +1

      This is just a classic role reversal though, this is what happens for a lot of lgbt people

  • @zestyoverlord6772
    @zestyoverlord6772 2 роки тому +7

    Bro I’ve had to have so many conversations with my parents explaining that yes I am indeed straight

  • @Cweaver3
    @Cweaver3 2 роки тому +31

    I've been making this joke for so long now I'm so glad this is real

  • @Hjad3
    @Hjad3 2 роки тому +10

    Bro it really do be like this, I can relate lol 😌

  • @mannotme
    @mannotme 2 роки тому +11

    His wife just chilling in the background

  • @raestera
    @raestera 2 роки тому +6

    The fact that Kelly is in this laughing at Ray is the funniest part

  • @nataliewright9147
    @nataliewright9147 2 роки тому +2

    Im proud of you for coming out

  • @sotirigamez5781
    @sotirigamez5781 2 роки тому +13

    *In some alternate universe*

    • @enderpearl8476
      @enderpearl8476 2 роки тому +3

      Not alternate universe, this is our universe rn.

    • @viktoriabecsi5855
      @viktoriabecsi5855 2 роки тому +3

      @Biglyp One minute of silence for everybody who has to bear being a part of the vast majority and the norm. My heart goes out for you, poor souls, stay strong despite of all the oppression that you have to face!

  • @steve.576
    @steve.576 2 роки тому +19

    As a straight person, I can confirm.

    • @emma_luce_0623
      @emma_luce_0623 2 роки тому +5

      Straight people are a rare find these days

    • @Idkkhshhs
      @Idkkhshhs 2 роки тому +4

      Fr

    • @cadie69
      @cadie69 2 роки тому +2

      @@emma_luce_0623 its not, they just dont talk about it

    • @roylogan3327
      @roylogan3327 2 роки тому +9

      @@cadie69 some of them do. They also act like they've been oppressed for it.

    • @marcusisunknown4105
      @marcusisunknown4105 2 роки тому +4

      @@roylogan3327 cause in today's society they are

  • @randomstorm1973
    @randomstorm1973 Рік тому +3

    him: "Im straight"
    His now wife: "nice, im marrying you"

  • @buffaxolotl5630
    @buffaxolotl5630 2 роки тому +29

    Me:Step-dad, dad, it pains me to say this but.. I like females.
    Dad: NOT IN MY HOUSE YOUNG MAN. IN THIS HOUSE, WE LIKE MEN

  • @ianthewarriorgamer8180
    @ianthewarriorgamer8180 2 роки тому +4

    I'm coming out as straight as well. I'm proud

  • @extremepower5765
    @extremepower5765 2 роки тому +2

    Man predicted the future

  • @squidzo_syd
    @squidzo_syd 2 роки тому +12

    I love that kelly is just like: yup… i knew this.. yup :)

  • @pizzacrabb
    @pizzacrabb 2 роки тому +5

    I love how they're all completely accurate

  • @charlieodom9107
    @charlieodom9107 2 роки тому +2

    I must be like world record kinda straight, because I DO wear my hat backwards when necessary and I DO like Dave Matthews!

  • @DocterLioone
    @DocterLioone 2 роки тому +29

    “have u tried not being straight”
    brro io-

  • @timmyrap1o1
    @timmyrap1o1 2 роки тому +62

    Trust me when I say everyone has been discriminated against in some shape or form doesn't matter what you are

    • @CoenM33
      @CoenM33 2 роки тому

      I heard Eminem has been protested and demonstrated against

    • @tonyawood2911
      @tonyawood2911 2 роки тому

      100%

  • @mitchmcturtle6890
    @mitchmcturtle6890 2 роки тому +1

    The heartfelt “yeah that’s what we do” 😂 🤣

  • @gsander3102
    @gsander3102 2 роки тому +5

    Pretty sure the red headed girl is relieved to hear that.🤣

  • @_YourSimp_6956
    @_YourSimp_6956 2 роки тому +6

    I’m straight- 😂
    Me and my bisexual and lesbian besties at school: 👯‍♀️ 👯‍♀️

  • @AlienX.31
    @AlienX.31 Рік тому +2

    its okay im straight too you aren't alone

  • @VoDJHiTzoV
    @VoDJHiTzoV 2 роки тому +4

    I love this. We should celebrate being straight

  • @CrazyNoodle64
    @CrazyNoodle64 2 роки тому +19

    This is a great video

  • @BAKAEDITOR
    @BAKAEDITOR Рік тому +1

    He was always ahead of the trend🤧

  • @casuallyexisting2921
    @casuallyexisting2921 2 роки тому +12

    Lol I get what it’s tryin to say. This is amazing.

  • @shellsoura6539
    @shellsoura6539 2 роки тому +7

    "No Hetero!"

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 2 роки тому +1

    That is exactly where we are.

  • @PDRstudiosAviation
    @PDRstudiosAviation 2 роки тому +4

    "Yea thats what we do" legend

  • @SiMeMencionasEresFrances
    @SiMeMencionasEresFrances 2 роки тому +16

    I came out as straight… for some reason, people give me weird looks after they discovered my secret…

    • @off3416
      @off3416 2 роки тому +3

      @Leader of the homophobes Lmao are you motherless?

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 2 роки тому

      @Leader of the homophobes lol

    • @GrayDaDolf
      @GrayDaDolf 2 роки тому +2

      @@off3416 yeah, they have daddies issues.

  • @reregbaby8825
    @reregbaby8825 2 роки тому +9

    "Haha no hetero" I am literally dying💀⚰😭🤣

  • @gamer_yoda7328
    @gamer_yoda7328 2 роки тому +5

    Here in the third world country you get perks with being straight
    Get invited to family gathering
    You stay in will
    You get to keep living
    The family doesn't disown you
    And you get to live outside of prison

  • @Raccoon.gang.
    @Raccoon.gang. 2 роки тому +5

    I love how his wife is literally in the video

  • @FiveTen007
    @FiveTen007 2 роки тому +24

    Bro this is literally me with my friends, I’m the only straight person, aside from the really fruity guy who we can’t tell if it’s for satire or for real.

    • @mardel5466
      @mardel5466 2 роки тому +4

      I mean that's a bit disgusting

    • @ethrez
      @ethrez 2 роки тому +2

      Thats very sad.. move out of that place, go somewhere where people have dignity and values. Generally the further fromt he west you go, the better.

    • @thesorrowsofmotherlovejoy9894
      @thesorrowsofmotherlovejoy9894 2 роки тому

      It’s to get girls.women Love an unavailable Man of mystery😎😂

    • @rk800android
      @rk800android Рік тому

      ​@@ethrez How?

  • @MiKa-ye6gf
    @MiKa-ye6gf 2 роки тому +1

    And soon now that red haired is about marry this lucky straight guy😁 Congratulations on the wedding Ray!

  • @Supermanrsh
    @Supermanrsh 2 роки тому +6

    imagine having friends

  • @rebelpilot2176
    @rebelpilot2176 2 роки тому +15

    I'm straight, listen to DMB, and wear my hat backwards all the time. Is it really that obvious?

  • @InAtlasAtLast
    @InAtlasAtLast 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, Dave Matthews band! Nice to hear that name. I’m going to see them next month!

  • @shirou7425
    @shirou7425 2 роки тому +9

    Bro was way ahead of his time

  • @nobodycares4321
    @nobodycares4321 2 роки тому +4

    I laughed harder than this than I should have lol

  • @RadXLucas
    @RadXLucas 2 роки тому +1

    If this ever has to happen, at all. I’m moving planets! IDC!