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  • @TeamDUSTOfficial
    @TeamDUSTOfficial 5 років тому +609

    A rare moment where Kramer gives something to Jerry instead of the other way around

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 5 років тому +24

      Prudencia Like the episode when Kramer gave Jerry all of his underwear after he found out that he had a low sperm count.

    • @chickenringNYC
      @chickenringNYC 4 роки тому +4

      And mango

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +5

      And look what happens thanks to it.

    • @jolly-rancher
      @jolly-rancher 2 роки тому +4

      he always tries, like with the junior mint.

    • @katpottz476
      @katpottz476 Рік тому +1

      dont forget fusili jerry

  • @miblik
    @miblik 5 років тому +75

    "Yeah, that sounds like something..." Such a simple line, but it still says so much.

  • @stephengiles8428
    @stephengiles8428 5 років тому +136

    "What the hell is a polar bear?" - George Costanza

  • @Thaurbanwife
    @Thaurbanwife 5 років тому +76

    “You think they have fleas there don’t you??” ....... lol

  • @bobbyturner6008
    @bobbyturner6008 3 роки тому +27

    missed the best part. When George's girlfriend is walking out of the apartment and goes "i am breaking up with you" George is like "but i got hand" and she goes "and your gonna need it" lmfao

  • @alvinrodgers934
    @alvinrodgers934 2 роки тому +12

    “So is shock therapy.” Perfect line for what he thinks of his friend.

  • @NFL294
    @NFL294 8 років тому +226

    "...and you're gonna need it..."

  • @zebra3stripes
    @zebra3stripes 6 років тому +166

    George has so little power in relationships that he has become a no-hand model.

    • @sitdowndogbreath
      @sitdowndogbreath 3 роки тому +2

      But yet at one time he was a hand model freaking irony

  • @davemustaki134
    @davemustaki134 4 роки тому +152

    I loved when Jerry called George biff I wish it was a running gag to the last episode!

    • @willmenalove
      @willmenalove 4 роки тому +2

      explain please

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 роки тому +1

      @@willmenalove it's pretty self explanatory!

    • @willmenalove
      @willmenalove 4 роки тому +5

      dave Mustaki no its not! Who’s Biff?

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 роки тому +30

      @@Maya33777 biff loman was a character in a play by Arthur Miller called death of a salesman lol he was a real loser.... So it was Jerry's way of making fun of George instead of directly calling him a loser I guess they canned it after a while so it didn't make him seem like a loser and jerry like an a hole!? Or maybe after Larry David left the show? There is a also a reference to it when George falls over in his underwear and jerry says and you want to be my latex salesman? I hope this kinda cleared it up for you? You can read up a bit more online?

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 роки тому

      @@Maya33777 all good mate

  • @16Vagabond
    @16Vagabond 7 років тому +1117

    Who puts their shoe on their sofa?!?

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 7 років тому +233

      Who wears their shoes inside their house,..

    • @AgiDaKinG
      @AgiDaKinG 6 років тому +112

      Rick James did it to Eddie Murphy's couch, he was quoted saying "He could buy another one, that rich motherfucker"

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie 6 років тому +21

      Nana Lu that was wrong I noticed right away too

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 років тому +23

      Characters on a tv show?

    • @lakechocolate9785
      @lakechocolate9785 6 років тому +7

      Thank you!!! I was thinking the same thing.

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 4 роки тому +65

    No good will come from that Pez dispenser.

    • @Jamthecoolerator
      @Jamthecoolerator 4 роки тому

      What about Richie going into rehab?

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 4 роки тому

      @@Jamthecoolerator
      There was a band...Killing Joke.

  • @tjimicole2677
    @tjimicole2677 6 років тому +104

    I doubt there's a TV script in history that used the word "Hand" more than this one episode of Seinfeld.

    • @AndrewJW
      @AndrewJW 6 років тому +9

      Tjimi Cole friends when Joe finds his hand twin. Or the other Seinfeld where George becomes a hand model

    • @natediggitydog8
      @natediggitydog8 4 роки тому +3

      Friends hand twin

    • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
      @JustSomeCanadianGuy Рік тому +1

      Game of Thrones maybe! 😄

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 роки тому +5

    There were three levels of world building inside this two minute clip. Jerry and Larry, you were amazing.

  • @TheReaperMan275
    @TheReaperMan275 2 роки тому +4

    I like it when Seinfeld calls George Biff. 🤣

  • @TheFruitMugger
    @TheFruitMugger 7 років тому +127

    Yes, you do, Biff!

    • @hamzahajji5814
      @hamzahajji5814 6 років тому +2

      I nearly forgot he used to call him that

  • @shekov60
    @shekov60 6 років тому +115

    Hand me that, would you?

  • @everythingsawesome
    @everythingsawesome 4 роки тому +6

    For a self-professed neat freak, Jerry has no issues shoeing his couch at 00:33

    • @JerseyWolf
      @JerseyWolf Рік тому

      We know from the mom and pop episode that Jerry has multiple pairs of sneakers. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a "home" pair that are worn strictly in his house only.

  • @maxeyre2024
    @maxeyre2024 5 років тому +23

    I’m addicted to Seinfeld now

  • @crescentfresh8001
    @crescentfresh8001 3 роки тому +1

    The "flea market" bit is so proto-Always Sunny that it's incredible.

  • @setheldridge329
    @setheldridge329 2 роки тому +6

    YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH ME, IVE GOT HAND!
    and you’re gonna need it

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 2 роки тому +1

    1:54 the way grorge said "no", he sounds like a child

  • @MacMalte
    @MacMalte 6 років тому +6

    shoes on the couch .. uhh keeps freaking me out :D

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 5 років тому +15

    And thus, let it be known that this is the ONLY time in the show where Kramer actually gives something of use to Jerry lol....

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 5 років тому +1

      @markwest1987 Well, he DID give Jerry that 2-line phone. Of course, it didn't work properly :D

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 5 років тому

      And his underwear. 🤮

  • @3dprinterjam263
    @3dprinterjam263 2 місяці тому

    Shoot I came here hoping to hear the greatest line in the episode, and one of the greatest ever in any show: "And you're gonna need it!"

  • @radioheadtv3131
    @radioheadtv3131 4 роки тому +3

    I did think a flea market had fleas too when I was younger 😂

  • @Sassonic
    @Sassonic 4 роки тому +37

    0:21 Jerry the "germaphobe" puts his shoe on the couch?

  • @Nick64266
    @Nick64266 3 роки тому +3

    I know how this feels... I never have hand!!!

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 2 роки тому +2

    Is hard to believe George can ever has the power in a relationship, at least for me.

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 роки тому

      Imo George seems like the beta male sort when it comes to a relationship. With his friends he's assertive,stands his ground. Need proof,go watch the episode where George can't break up with one of this girlfriends and just caves in and says "Alright"

  • @scaf5363
    @scaf5363 5 років тому +4

    1:47 I love how Jerry is trying to keep a straight face.

  • @soloblue3810
    @soloblue3810 5 років тому +1

    That tweety bird pez dispenser is gonna be trouble. lol

  • @hmm2928
    @hmm2928 7 років тому +28

    the beach!

  • @Hiluxtaco
    @Hiluxtaco 3 місяці тому

    I wish that I could find that hand towel. It's such a cool looking towel..
    It looks like something Givenchy would've made back then..

  • @IronHorse_464
    @IronHorse_464 6 років тому +2

    I just wanna have one of those *Kramer's mint box stuff*

  • @BadgerGoodger
    @BadgerGoodger 5 років тому +4

    I want Jerry's shirt in this scene.

  • @CD-yr8tw
    @CD-yr8tw 5 місяців тому

    Seinfeld is so good.

  • @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691
    @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691 7 років тому +5

    Great episode !!!!!!!!!!

  • @ImperialDiecast
    @ImperialDiecast Рік тому

    ah, the 90s and their PEZ dispensers. they were everywhere.

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Рік тому

    0:35 wth is that pose? Who sits like that getting the couch all dirty? 🤣

  • @jehobden
    @jehobden 2 роки тому +1

    I had to laugh at the end of the episode where George tells his gf "You can't leave me! I've got hand!", and she tells him "And you're gonna need it!". I watched this once on DVD w/ the "Notes about Nothing" on, and it helpfully explained the meaning of "the upper hand". It has to do w/ how baseball teams would have 1 representative hold onto a bat back & forth higher on the bat until someone reached the top (base) of the bat, giving that team "the upper hand", which I think maybe allowed that person to choose a player first or something of that sort.

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby 3 роки тому +20

    I feel like no one gets the part where Jerry tells George to hand him something (because George says he has no hand so Jerry makes him use his hand).

    • @solomonmckay3126
      @solomonmckay3126 3 роки тому +4

      I interpreted it as Jerry having the upper hand/dominant over George, who was subservient to him

  • @theconsolekiller7113
    @theconsolekiller7113 4 роки тому +3

    work: haha
    work: you aint got the balls to be in business

  • @SamuraiZZ
    @SamuraiZZ 4 роки тому +2

    0:52 LoL, this go against the worlds collinging theory. It would never work.

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 8 років тому +76

    honestly that is what i thought a flea market was too...

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 6 років тому +1

      patrick watkins that is how the name came to be

    • @APOLLO-dy8rc
      @APOLLO-dy8rc 4 роки тому

      well thats because you're an idiot, George

    • @lazlo342
      @lazlo342 4 роки тому

      and that is how Trump became president

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 2 роки тому

      @@lazlo342 i didnt vote for him.

  • @BRILL-vb1jy
    @BRILL-vb1jy 3 роки тому +5

    The funniest thing about this clip is not the dumb "hand" routine but the fact that George thinks they have fleas at the flea market.

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 3 роки тому +1

      The whole hand thing always felt like a really forced set up for the final joke.

  • @boxingexcellence79
    @boxingexcellence79 6 років тому +2

    Gotta get the hand from the very beginning

  • @SplinterAce
    @SplinterAce 4 роки тому +1

    Forgot Jerry used to call George Biff lol

  • @gypsygirltarot2451
    @gypsygirltarot2451 3 роки тому

    Yes you do, Biff.

  • @kingbrolykingofallsayains3354
    @kingbrolykingofallsayains3354 2 роки тому +1

    Never recognized that George and Jerry are best Friends.

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 4 роки тому +1

    "So's shock therapy."

  • @GCSol
    @GCSol 3 роки тому

    My sister joined the polar bear club when she was 20 years old. She swam in Lake Michigan one time and never went back..lol

  • @nittygritty7503
    @nittygritty7503 6 років тому +22

    A man without hand is not a man

  • @tiphotisted
    @tiphotisted 5 років тому +2

    Well, there is a job for your hand.

  • @StarrPower2232
    @StarrPower2232 5 років тому +2

    It's even funnier if you imagine "hand" is a euphemism for something dirty .

  • @johnnsiann7655
    @johnnsiann7655 4 роки тому

    i do think they have flea too lmao

  • @pluckypluckster
    @pluckypluckster 4 роки тому +8

    @0:20 It's weird Jerry had a thing about Poppi peeing on his couch when he doesn't mind wearing his shoes that he walked all around with outside on the streets of New York and then placing those same shoes on his couch!

    • @imaouima
      @imaouima 3 роки тому +1

      He probably stepped in pee somewhere along the way too.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 2 роки тому +1

      Jerry is such a clean freak, he probabaly has some living room sneakers, street sneakers, lately cleaned sneakers, huge collection, dozens of them in closet. He throws away even shoelaces which did touch bathroom floor . It wouldnt surprise me if he put brand new/ cleaned pair every time he is going out or coming home. He is almost never barefoot in his home, I never saw him wear slippers either. ( perhaps only one time in very early season ). Real Jerry Seinfeld has collection over 500 pair of sneakers, but I dont know if he wears so many.

  • @waynehoxit9782
    @waynehoxit9782 Рік тому

    ❤ which episode was it just asking

  • @calipsees
    @calipsees 6 років тому +6

    Jerry is wrong. I looked it up and according to oxford dictionary, “Flea market comes from the French marché aux puces, a name originally given to a market in Paris which specialized in shabby second-hand goods of the kind that might contain fleas.”

    • @zephid11
      @zephid11 3 роки тому +1

      But that's not how the word is used today. Today it's just another word for second hand.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 роки тому

    1:00 phrasing!!

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef4416 4 роки тому +10

    Yes, you do Biff😅😂🤣😭👻

  • @markrush5013
    @markrush5013 4 роки тому

    yes you do,Biff

  • @BoogerCompany
    @BoogerCompany 4 роки тому

    Maybe I can get some hand that way lol

  • @NestordelaZerda
    @NestordelaZerda 3 роки тому

    Shoes on the sofa!?!?

  • @tiger832
    @tiger832 5 років тому +1

    haha Biff

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 3 роки тому +2

    why do they call it flea market

  • @2101case
    @2101case 4 роки тому +1

    As a kid I wondered why people would be selling fleas.

  • @fascinatinglist9654
    @fascinatinglist9654 3 роки тому

    It just occurred to me that George isn't keeping his worlds apart

  • @peterkim3485
    @peterkim3485 4 роки тому

    So much for changing shoelaces when they hit the bathroom floor only to step on the couch with a dirty shoe.

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee 9 місяців тому

    Hand

  • @MikeD32784
    @MikeD32784 3 роки тому

    Yeah that sounds like something

  • @SupremacyGamesYT
    @SupremacyGamesYT 7 років тому +22

    I'm not gonna lie, never having been to one I assumed they had fleas there.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 4 роки тому

      I mean, I didn't think they had fleas, but I didn't know what they *did* have. I definitely didn't think it was a good name.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 4 роки тому

      @Supremacy
      Some theories claim the original flea markets did have fleas:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_market#Etymology

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 4 роки тому

    Pez: the worst candy in the world.

  • @duaneleerussell157
    @duaneleerussell157 5 років тому +1

    No hand

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 років тому +4

    So biff wants to be a buff

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 3 роки тому

    Last time I got the hand was in high school..

  •  3 роки тому

    Our flea market has fleas.

  • @OfficialAnarchyz
    @OfficialAnarchyz 4 роки тому +1

    Jerry should be the last person to want to put his shoes on the sofa, wtf!

  • @fl00d69
    @fl00d69 4 роки тому

    COME ON how can you show the pez dispenser and then not the payoff?

  • @artedejali
    @artedejali 4 роки тому +1

    Jerry remains me of Bugs Bunny from the new The looney tune show

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому

      Overture
      Curtains, lights!
      This is it, we'll hit the heights
      Oh, what heights we'll hit
      On with the show, this is it!

  • @azarmi6554
    @azarmi6554 5 років тому +3

    What is George's accent called? Woody Allen also has this accent.

    • @RavixFourhorn
      @RavixFourhorn 5 років тому +1

      Azar Mi I think that’s one of the stereotypical “New York” accents

  • @davidadams9604
    @davidadams9604 3 роки тому

    the beach

  • @liewon4006
    @liewon4006 4 роки тому

    i can guess season based on George's hair

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому

    Wait, they don't have fleas in the Flea Market??

  • @errose5967
    @errose5967 3 роки тому

    And then Pez sales went insane because of this episode.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 3 роки тому

    I hate how jerry puts his shoe on the couch like that

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 6 років тому +5

    I could never eat pez bought from a flea market :-(

    • @kurthamel2012
      @kurthamel2012 6 років тому +3

      Lake Chocolate presumably the actual candies were packaged and not in the dispenser - but with Kramer you never know...

  • @lesb_socal
    @lesb_socal 4 роки тому

    Well crap, if they dont have fleas at the flea market then what would you call the market where they do have fleas?

  • @Niangadou02
    @Niangadou02 4 роки тому

    2:05 who's laugh was that?

  • @johnjuhasz9125
    @johnjuhasz9125 7 років тому +33

    Thanks George for sitting on the couch eating Chinese take out. Now I'm hungry for Chinese food. Subliminal much ???

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 3 роки тому

    I'm here for the Chinese

  • @Soundtrack33VEVO
    @Soundtrack33VEVO 5 років тому

    “The Bitch...”

  • @alvideos2145
    @alvideos2145 6 років тому +4

    he called him Bif? Don't get that one.

    • @tamballs
      @tamballs 6 років тому +4

      al videos comes from Biff Loman. A character in the play Death of a Salesman

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 років тому +1

      Watch the Subway episode and it'll make sense, Biff Loman =loser

  • @bennythamacsjourney4774
    @bennythamacsjourney4774 4 роки тому

    That was bad when he said hand me that can I’m very disappointed

  • @Silly_Illidan
    @Silly_Illidan 3 роки тому

    I did the no hand routine once....near the entrance of a pizza house.....smacked 3 girls with my hand....
    Then they made sure I won't have a hand

  • @scipioafricanus5871
    @scipioafricanus5871 5 років тому +5

    01:57 "Biff"? Why does Seinfeld call George "Biff"? A reference to...?

    • @worshond-gv8ck
      @worshond-gv8ck 5 років тому +4

      Biff loman from I think an Arthur miller play

    • @feliciadeonarain1605
      @feliciadeonarain1605 5 років тому +1

      Death of a Salesman

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 5 років тому +2

      I've heard a number of wealthy/upperclass folk have that name. So I always thought it was Jerry mocking George as some yuppie that has no idea what a flea market is for example lol

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 роки тому

      I thought Back to the Future.

  • @joshuapeterson6072
    @joshuapeterson6072 3 роки тому

    This was the most artificial creation. Stopping short is a close 2nd.

  • @vajraloka1
    @vajraloka1 4 роки тому

    Why would Jerry put his shoes on the couch? Many shows show people in bed with shoes on also . if you notice

  • @ev1lcupcak3
    @ev1lcupcak3 6 років тому +7

    Ahh back when Having a ticket meant you could get into something. Now the ticket doesn’t even matter, you need your id and ........wtf are things coming down

    • @stevenyanez4003
      @stevenyanez4003 6 років тому

      ev1lcupcak3 yeah it's such bs. they NEED the I.d

    • @whyequalswhat
      @whyequalswhat 6 років тому +6

      Are you really waxing nostalgic about 90's ticket protocols?

  • @steveg8322
    @steveg8322 5 років тому +1

    Yes you do, Bif..

  • @PretentiousStuff
    @PretentiousStuff 2 роки тому

    You know the whole world will never undersatnd why Americans don't take off their shoes in the house. But Seinfeld putting his foot on the sofa while wearing his shoes is something I think even Americans will never understand.

  • @82eitan
    @82eitan 4 роки тому

    Shoes👞 on the sofa🛋??? Not cool Jerry😑