So Trump is telling his followers that they can go to a bank to get a car loan for a Porsche and tell them that they make a million dollars a month BUT if the bank believes you it’s on them. You can’t get away with that, Trump did and thinks it’s ok. Mind blowing
Trump could because he's rich, like others that do that... And most the Rich unlike Trump have been living off government subsides for decades. The Rich are the problem.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard is your boy in Barack Obama are pushing you people into thousand-dollar electric golf carts golf carts you don't make any sense😅
When someone constantly walks around lying and grifting everyone around them, they lose touch with reality. So, as opposed to the Chump household and the current Republican Party, every where else in society deceitful/duplicitous actions are seen as signs of low character or integrity. They are rewarded in these subsets of groups and even praised for their ability to deceive, that contrast doesn’t register for them even in courtrooms.
Practically every financial document I've ever submitted had a line where I had to sign to agree that the information was correct as far as I could ascertain. "I might be lying, figure it out yourself" would certainly have gotten me audited.
The estimate of $18 million the judge used came DIRECTLY from the county appraiser in Palm Beach. The judge did not come up with that figure. That's what Mar a Lago was worth when Trump lied on his bank loans
I'm surprised Seth didn't point out that when Trump keeps saying "you can't just trust us, you have to do your due diligence," that's EXACTLY what the authorities did - and it's the very reason he's now in court!
That line of B/S is crazy ! Trump is in court because of propaganda which mostly lies. You need to listen to something more than the CNN's of the world to get real facts .If you listen to only 1 side you will favor that one side but listen to both and you might get a different look at what is really going on . Not that one is right all the time as none are .but none are wrong all the time either. Wake up butt heads the world is crumbling right in front of you and your to dumb to see it and Biden was the one who started the ball rolling down hill.
tRump's explanation of the "Worthless Clause" was pretty priceless. If he's submitting a financial statement to a bank with a clause stating "This Statement is Worthless" then the bank should throw it out and ask for an *actual* financial statement. How he's been allowed to even conduct business all this time is stupifying.
The most disturbing aspect of this fraud case is that apparently he would have gotten away with it if he hadnt gotten so infamous. How many other rich bastards are committing fraud with impunity??
This isn't your run of the mill fraud where rich people hide assets. Trump massively inflated assets yet never makes a profit. The insurance and taxes alone should have bankrupted him. The logical conclusion is that for the past four decades Trump has been running a multi billion dollar money laundry.
@@user-jf5qq2ke7y it must suck to be so smart and for the justice system to be composed of such dumdums despite dedicating their entire lives to the profession and graduating from prestigious difficult schools dedicating to teachin them as much as possible of human knowledge about law. Did you get your mega brain from a monkey's paw?
The clause is not there to protect Trump, it's to protect the accountant submitting the financials. The accountant is saying, don't blame me for the numbers, I got them from this tangerine nightmare.
Came here to say the same thing. I work for an accounting firm and we include this clause on all our financial statements. "These financial statements were prepared from unaudited books and records." - we are protecting ourselves from liability if our client is submitting bogus numbers to us. It doesn't protect the client from liability.
I'm sure he paid tax on the assessed value, both if which were determined by the county. He only inflated the value as collateral to get better interest rates on loans.
Annoyingly, no. Most jurisdictions have an assessed rate and a market rate, and you pay taxes on the assessed rate. The market rate can be completely unrelated, but that's the rate you'd claim if you wanted to use your property for collateral for business loans. I'm amazed he didn't use the same property as collateral for multiple loans. That seems like the most obvious scam to run, but maybe he's got some advisor actually smart enough to explain how easy it is to get caught doing that...
When approached for comment about Junior's testimony, Trump has this to say: "I don't know him, I never knew him, never seen him before in my life. Never had any dealings with him. Heard about him once or twice in passing. Heard he was an addict. Never knew about him. Never met him."
Saying "I'm a liar & a fraud so don't trust me" is NOT an excuse for committing fraud! But nice try, Donnie. You've given us (and especially the judge) a good LAUGH.
@@policerthought5649 LOL 1. You used "literal" incorrectly. 2. Your brainwashing is dramatic, nothing more. Nothing more traitorous than the Bidens and the clintons doing governmental favors for money.
The most incredible things is that at his rallies, he doesn't talk about policy. He doesn't talk about what he'll do for the people if he's elected again. It's just endless 'poor me' babble. How can you vote for someone who has no policies?
and that lies all the time and even puts in writing for contracts that he makes misrepresentations ...a that is too old and unhealthy, mentally and physically... that mumbles and gets "lost" and speaks in word salads ... that is a criminal ...
The lady associate's face 4:26-4:40 just to the left of 45 in the frame...those reactions speak volumes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for your work, Seth and Team...really appreciate all you do.
Here, let me fix that: Issued a summary judgment on the basis of facts not disputed by the defense that I had committed persistent fraud. There. That's better.
@benjaminturnscrewgmail2341stop repeating Trump's lies. His lawyers didn't "forget" anything. Claiming they did and that the judge is unfair is part of Trump's strategy to try to get the case thrown out. If his lawyers had ACTUALLY forgotten to ask for a jury trip they could have submitted a motion saying so for the judge to consider. They didn't.
The stench of arrogance in this family is getting very strong. djt needs to be committed and his children need to go to prison for a time and never allowed to due business in NY and, any business they want to do in any other state should be monitored at his expense.
HOW on earth Don Jr can't tell when he's being played is stunning. The jovial nature and laughter during this very serious deposition wreaks of a play. The person asking the questions KNEW if she played to his chauvinistic , arrogant personality, he would give up whatever they needed. And he did.
The reason he got “called a fraud before he even went to court” is because his lawyers’ arguments failed and the judge entered summary judgment against him. That means the other side wins without a trial.
@@COPKALAThe 'cross' in the papers that you're referring to was when she forgot to 'check the box' if you would like to request a trial by jury, but she's so incompetent that she overlooked that section. She embodies the perfect definition of a hot mess
Trump talks about his crimes bc that’s why he is running - to pardon himself & stop trials. He would talk about issues & policies if he actually interested in leading the country.
The funniest this is that the case in Georgia WILL send him to prison if he gets convicted, president or not. That and if he does pardon himself, he'll be admitting he incompetent when it comes to financial matters as you have to plead guilty before accepting a pardon.
Someone who thinks they are super clever by putting things like: "Everything I am is a fraud" in fine print sure seems like presidential material to me! /extreme sarcasm
I personally enjoy watching his lawyer in the background there actively reevaluating her life choices the more he continues explaining his fraud to the cameras
Imagine the mentality it takes to be living paycheck to paycheck, worrying about the future, and you're at some rally gawking at some guy babbling about his home and how many hundreds of millions of dollar it's supposedly worth, and thinking, "This guy gets me."
If Donald turned up to my office with a magazine in his hand, i'd be worried he'd want a spanking again...Still, that's an easy $130k in anyone's book!
"Still, that's an easy $130k in anyone's book" - Nope, not even for $130k. He'd press charges and you'd probably die in jail awaiting trial (because unlike him, you would be held in jail pending trial).
You should have mentioned that U.S. Rep. Jared Moskowitz, a South Florida Democrat, wrote to Palm Beach County saying if Trump claims Mar-a-Lago is worth $1 billion, he should be taxed accordingly (which would come to about $18 million).
If trump Claims that on a signed document asking for a loan based on that … but then signed document saying the property worth 18 mil for Tax purposes….. I think that’s fraud and yes I think he did it. Different years can have some different values of course but way off is just criminal. People go to Prison for that and Donald should too
Of course Donald just says “some People say”. What a jerk and how stupid does he think people are. Ever notice how stupid people think they are smart and everyone else is even dumber than them?
Maybe he hid some documents in the bathtub as well, and didn't want to draw attention to that. So he picked a Tacky Shower Curtain to fit the rest of the tacky decor in that bathroom.
It takes a truly great comedian to be genuinely still funny even when messing up a line. Seth is not the only one, of course - his bud Stephen also does this on occasion - but it is largely in the reaction the host gives. You can learn a lot from watching the pros in any skill it turns out
The lawyer asking Don jr questions bursting into laughter at his idiocy is OUTSTANDING. He clearly thinks it means he has a good rapport with the lawyers, meanwhile she can’t believe he just admitted to knowing nothing about ethical business practices. Congrats Don jr, you played yourself.
Not to give Don Jr. any credit, especially given his crappy attitude about the deposition, but that answer about GAAP is what almost anyone who isn't either actively in business school or a current accountant/former accountant would tell you about GAAP. I absolutely studied it in school, but I 100% remember nothing about it off the top of my head. Unless you have some reason to actively retain that information, you're not going to, and in the Trump's case they've got enough accountants they work with to not need to remember anything about GAAP personally.
Perhaps the government should give blanket immunity deals to Trump and all co-defendants in all of his cases, with the disclaimer "don't believe anything you read" on all of them. Then, when the trials start, instead of honoring the immunity deals, the prosecutors can proceed with the prosecution and say, "hey, we had a disclaimer on those deals telling you not to believe them".
Trump, Don Jr., Eric, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Kari Lake, George Santos, Mike Lindell etc. These are the faces of the party. MAGA REPUBLICANS and the Trump crime syndicate are the LAUGHING STOCK of the planet 😂
@@FirstLast-ge4yd You mean the check that was made back in 2018 before he even became president or held any political office? Is that the check you're talking about?
He talked about the writing process on Howard Stern a few days ago. Sal, the head writer for this segment has a background in cable news, so he writes the first draft and everyone else fills in with jokes.
I shouldn't laugh this loud at "dressed as a band aid" at 4:38 in the morning. Gary Delaney has a joke about going dressed as a band aid: It's really hard to pull off.
It's so much fun to see Seth enjoy everything, including his flubs. We get to see the excellent content and delivery AND behind the scenes goofing all at once. Plus now that us jackals love him It's like seeing a good friend killing it and loving it 💙🐾🐾
Literally everyone but him knows it's bullshit. How could an economy run if the whole thing was simply based on numbers pulled out of our asses? It's not even about trust. It's about accountability. And that unfamiliar word is about to blindside Ttump and set his head to spinning
I've taken to always looking at his lawyers' faces when he talks because of that. Some of the expressions they make are priceless. Like, "please, PLEASE, shut up..."
Wait to hear about Donny's exceptional, people say greatest, pullout game and that he only claims children for taxes purposes. There's probably a disownment clause written on all their birth certificates.
I once had a client who voted for Trump, who owns a business himself ,tell me that he trusted Trump and asked me who I would trust more, someone who has never failed in business or someone who has failed several times and learned from his mistakes?! I just looked at him as if he had lobsters coming out of his ears!
If he were a small business owner then he's the exact person Trump would stiff on paying the invoices and let it go to court where your client eventually becomes bankrupt from not getting paid and then paying for attorney fees.
I can accept that as a reason if he had failed once. But going bankrupt six times would suggest he really hasn’t learnt anything. And also is really bad at business.
@AKHill-gj2uy I guess everybody's casinos went bust in Atlanta... I remember the tourist slogan for the Atlanta casinos like it was yesterday... Atlanta, come for our casinos, stay for our traffic!
The golf clubhouse in my retirement community is way nicer than the one trump was pictured in, lol. Plus, there are no cardboard boxes, with or without, classified documents, lol. 😉💙
Every time I hear him spouting that nonsense about his valuations, I just can’t help myself. I start laugh-yelling “But THAT’S the fraud! YOU IDIOT!!” 😂😂😂
His stupidity is cavernous. And I’m not just saying that because he’s an abomination. If he were born into any middle class family instead of a wealthy one, he’d be terminally unemployed and likely have a criminal record.
I love the female lawyer's face at 4:25 when Trump is talking about the "don't believe us" clause. I bet she's thinking "now I have to defend this..." Good luck Ms. Habba! 🤣
This is why you always pay your lawyers. Dtrumpf's "B-team" genuinely is at a loss as to how to spin his chaos. I have no sympathy for Alina Habba. She's made her millions lately, representing various far-right clients.
my dad went to wharton and what a principled, honest and wonderful man he was and to see that donnie and jr went there makes me want to vomit. my dad lived to be 95 and never once tooted his own horn or told a lie , total opposite of these two pos . god bless you dad , looking back i now realize what a real role model looks like .
When TFG was in the White House I literally used to pray for Barron that he would be exposed more to the morality and integrity of the ongoing (nonpolitical) staff than to his grifter daddy and amoral mama. Everything I have read about the people who work there for decades serving each presidential family suggests they would be much better role models.
Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • inability to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse or empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.
How is he "underappreciated" when he has his own show and gave a speech for the president? This compliment is on par with UA-cam commenters claiming a creator is "underrated" in a comment underneath a video with ten million views.
@@kingayy9267 You're definitely not allowed to be that honest and coherent in UA-cam comments. Please submit yourself to your local reeducation center for a refresher course on our post-truth era customs. Thank you for your cooperation.
@@felicialightfoot2380 Sorry but the judge has already ruled GUILTY on the fraud charge. It's over and done except for the penalty phase. Signed a Paralegal for 49 years.
@@felicialightfoot2380I'm not saying your explanation is incorrect. I have time to watch this UA-cam video because I'm retired, and I'm taking a good healthy "trump" at this present time.
Why? He basically said he was clueless. That might be truthful. I believe him. However he was responsible for everything in those statements so he still responsible for the fraud. And he looks like an idiot, as usual. He’s one of the few people I’ve ever seen who still tries to be smug even after making a complete tool of himself.
No it doesn't. All the serious and intelligent people working to put these criminals behind bars also have higher educations. Do you think DJTJ actually passed his classes legitimately? People like him undermine and cheapen education yes, but only in contrast to the trust and value we justifiably place on these institutions.
@@ZHZhuull yep, even then they didn't get into those schools on merit. Big donations were made to the schools a few years prior to them enrolling. It's essentially a bribe. I wonder how that's even remotely legal. Instead of focusing on tearing down affirmative action, the government should focus on the rampant bribery that gets wealthy idiots into schools they don't belong in.
His public speaking about his "don't believe anything I say" moment reminds me of that scene in "My Fellow Americans" where the VP is bungling through making embarrassing, inaedvertantly racial comments and the reporters are getting writer's cramp making notes :D
It legitimately reminds me of that scene from South Park where Mr. Garrison was told to say the opposite of whatever his opponent said, and admits he would be a terrible president.
Some of the most hilarious moments to come out of this are the expressions on Alina Habba's face when she stands behind T**** as he makes press statements outside the court. Shock, horror, surprise, incredulity, defiance, panic, resignation... she's never calm or expressionless the way you'd expect a lawyer in that position to be. It's a treasure trove for student actors looking to expand their vocabulary of human expressions. 😂 I mean, just look at her starting 4:22...
So Trump is telling his followers that they can go to a bank to get a car loan for a Porsche and tell them that they make a million dollars a month BUT if the bank believes you it’s on them. You can’t get away with that, Trump did and thinks it’s ok. Mind blowing
Trump could because he's rich, like others that do that... And most the Rich unlike Trump have been living off government subsides for decades.
The Rich are the problem.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard is your boy in Barack Obama are pushing you people into thousand-dollar electric golf carts golf carts you don't make any sense😅
He's been getting away with it for decades. Hopefully he finally gets held accountable.
Yeah and he also said it’s good to not pay your taxes. Nothing is a surprise to me anymore.
When someone constantly walks around lying and grifting everyone around them, they lose touch with reality. So, as opposed to the Chump household and the current Republican Party, every where else in society deceitful/duplicitous actions are seen as signs of low character or integrity. They are rewarded in these subsets of groups and even praised for their ability to deceive, that contrast doesn’t register for them even in courtrooms.
“Tacky swamp castle”….ROFL!
Nailed it, Seth - Thank You!
Practically every financial document I've ever submitted had a line where I had to sign to agree that the information was correct as far as I could ascertain. "I might be lying, figure it out yourself" would certainly have gotten me audited.
The estimate of $18 million the judge used came DIRECTLY from the county appraiser in Palm Beach. The judge did not come up with that figure. That's what Mar a Lago was worth when Trump lied on his bank loans
Trump of course, claims that the judge came up with $18 million
Now try to make Trump understand that. Good luck 🙄
@jonathanburton3866
Whatever the truth is, he'll typically claim the opposite.
@redhotmoon1656
It'd be like trying to teach a dolphin French.
@@redhotmoon1656Dump knows that ...he just lies about it. As easy as blinking or breathing or sitting on his fat arse 😂 is his for him.😂😂😂
I'm surprised Seth didn't point out that when Trump keeps saying "you can't just trust us, you have to do your due diligence," that's EXACTLY what the authorities did - and it's the very reason he's now in court!
Precisely. It means exactly the opposite of "the submitter is not liable for the contents of this document"
That line of B/S is crazy ! Trump is in court because of propaganda which mostly lies. You need to listen to something more than the CNN's of the world to get real facts .If you listen to only 1 side you will favor that one side but listen to both and you might get a different look at what is really going on . Not that one is right all the time as none are .but none are wrong all the time either. Wake up butt heads the world is crumbling right in front of you and your to dumb to see it and Biden was the one who started the ball rolling down hill.
The only problem is that it took them 30 years to do their fucking job.
tRump's explanation of the "Worthless Clause" was pretty priceless. If he's submitting a financial statement to a bank with a clause stating "This Statement is Worthless" then the bank should throw it out and ask for an *actual* financial statement. How he's been allowed to even conduct business all this time is stupifying.
"This statement is false".
The most disturbing aspect of this fraud case is that apparently he would have gotten away with it if he hadnt gotten so infamous. How many other rich bastards are committing fraud with impunity??
All of them.
This isn't your run of the mill fraud where rich people hide assets. Trump massively inflated assets yet never makes a profit. The insurance and taxes alone should have bankrupted him. The logical conclusion is that for the past four decades Trump has been running a multi billion dollar money laundry.
@@user-jf5qq2ke7y these cretins will believe anything they are fed. They know NOTHING about real estate or valuation.
A lot
@@user-jf5qq2ke7y it must suck to be so smart and for the justice system to be composed of such dumdums despite dedicating their entire lives to the profession and graduating from prestigious difficult schools dedicating to teachin them as much as possible of human knowledge about law. Did you get your mega brain from a monkey's paw?
The clause is not there to protect Trump, it's to protect the accountant submitting the financials. The accountant is saying, don't blame me for the numbers, I got them from this tangerine nightmare.
Came here to say the same thing. I work for an accounting firm and we include this clause on all our financial statements. "These financial statements were prepared from unaudited books and records." - we are protecting ourselves from liability if our client is submitting bogus numbers to us. It doesn't protect the client from liability.
I love tangerine nightmare! 😅
Boiler plate disclosure if it's not a audit or even a comp/review fs
More likely than not the "clause" only exists on Trump's head
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If his property was undervalued, isn't Trump liable for a lot of unpaid taxes on it?
Yup.
Good point
Thats so true! Thats how stupid trump is!
I'm sure he paid tax on the assessed value, both if which were determined by the county. He only inflated the value as collateral to get better interest rates on loans.
Annoyingly, no. Most jurisdictions have an assessed rate and a market rate, and you pay taxes on the assessed rate. The market rate can be completely unrelated, but that's the rate you'd claim if you wanted to use your property for collateral for business loans.
I'm amazed he didn't use the same property as collateral for multiple loans. That seems like the most obvious scam to run, but maybe he's got some advisor actually smart enough to explain how easy it is to get caught doing that...
“Don’t believe anything we say.” Truest thing he ever said.
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Seth, there really could be nobody better than you to provide commentary on this shitshow. Thank you.
He sure has a way of getting out the truth, yet still making us laugh. I was supportive of the writers' strike, but grateful to have Seth back!
He sure has a way of getting out the truth, yet still making us laugh. I was supportive of the writers' strike, but grateful to have Seth back!
@@KreativeKerriI started watching more recently and these segments especially feel like a spiritual successor to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.
LOL
You know that Seth is the reason Trump ran for office right? Its literally his fault.
When approached for comment about Junior's testimony, Trump has this to say: "I don't know him, I never knew him, never seen him before in my life. Never had any dealings with him. Heard about him once or twice in passing. Heard he was an addict. Never knew about him. Never met him."
He definitely said the same thing about Eric.
I think he was the coffee boy for a while!
"oh is he rudys kid? never heard of either of them."
😂😂😂
“Never heard of him, but I understand he’s a loser - very low ratings - and a nasty, nasty guy. A very nasty guy, people”
Saying "I'm a liar & a fraud so don't trust me" is NOT an excuse for committing fraud! But nice try, Donnie. You've given us (and especially the judge) a good LAUGH.
How sad you are.
@@KimberlyGreene-sv7eiSadder than you, someone who supports a literal traitor?
@@policerthought5649 LOL 1. You used "literal" incorrectly. 2. Your brainwashing is dramatic, nothing more. Nothing more traitorous than the Bidens and the clintons doing governmental favors for money.
The smug smile when he says "...101 at WHARTON" followed by the panic when she follows up 😂
that's in a book called "Basic Accounting" -- Has nothing to do with Wharton
😊😅 😊😅 9:55 😂😂😂😂❤. Need an Attitude adjustment.
The most incredible things is that at his rallies, he doesn't talk about policy. He doesn't talk about what he'll do for the people if he's elected again. It's just endless 'poor me' babble. How can you vote for someone who has no policies?
Yep, actually he didn't have policies in 2016, that's why I never voted for him.
The Republicans love to hear him babble, they don't give a s*** about the country
and that lies all the time and even puts in writing for contracts that he makes misrepresentations ...a that is too old and unhealthy, mentally and physically... that mumbles and gets "lost" and speaks in word salads ... that is a criminal ...
@@janetpartyka5968so the racism and constant lies weren't a problem for you, just a lack of concrete policy positions?
Republicans have not come up with infrastructure or healthcare policies of any kind, since 2016 at a minimum
The lady associate's face 4:26-4:40 just to the left of 45 in the frame...those reactions speak volumes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for your work, Seth and Team...really appreciate all you do.
Exactly... shes like wtf
Going on stages whining about his properties worth millions is enough to make 80%+ of Americans say "cry me a f*cking river."
So true!
"Called me a Fraud before I got to Court"
This is still true poetry 🤗
Well,that saved time.
Here, let me fix that: Issued a summary judgment on the basis of facts not disputed by the defense that I had committed persistent fraud. There. That's better.
He's not actually required to be at court at all.
@benjaminturnscrewgmail2341stop repeating Trump's lies. His lawyers didn't "forget" anything. Claiming they did and that the judge is unfair is part of Trump's strategy to try to get the case thrown out. If his lawyers had ACTUALLY forgotten to ask for a jury trip they could have submitted a motion saying so for the judge to consider. They didn't.
@@ZHZhuullCalm down, we know they did it on purpose. It's just more funny to claim his lawyer's are as stupid as him.
"You can't charge me with fraud because I already admitted I was lying?"
JUST STOP,,,,LOLOLOLOL
The stench of arrogance in this family is getting very strong. djt needs to be committed and his children need to go to prison for a time and never allowed to due business in NY and, any business they want to do in any other state should be monitored at his expense.
Stench getting strong ??? It has been for decades!!!
I'm looking forward to Eric taking the stand, just so Trumps team can object when he describes his relationship to the defendant.
🤣 savage 🙌
I can hear Colbert's Eric impression now. "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, DAAAAD?!"
@@ImperfectXIIIWas literally thinking the same thing! Colbert does it good though.
Whenever he says his dad loves him -
Lawyer: objection, speculative
Nah he just tell every one afterwards "Eric, who is Eric? I never even met the guy!" lol
HOW on earth Don Jr can't tell when he's being played is stunning. The jovial nature and laughter during this very serious deposition wreaks of a play. The person asking the questions KNEW if she played to his chauvinistic , arrogant personality, he would give up whatever they needed. And he did.
Do you mean "reeks??"
The reason he got “called a fraud before he even went to court” is because his lawyers’ arguments failed and the judge entered summary judgment against him. That means the other side wins without a trial.
He knows that. He counts on supporters who don't. He thrives on the ignorant.
Exactly they ruled on it before he ever showed up lol. He didn't show up till after they ruled he was guilty lol
it even worse, Halina failed to put a 'cross' in the papers and file them at proper time....
@@COPKALAThe 'cross' in the papers that you're referring to was when she forgot to 'check the box' if you would like to request a trial by jury, but she's so incompetent that she overlooked that section. She embodies the perfect definition of a hot mess
I thought it was DO you want a jury trial? YES box NO box, and she ticked NO. Either way, very incompetent.
Trump talks about his crimes bc that’s why he is running - to pardon himself & stop trials. He would talk about issues & policies if he actually interested in leading the country.
Trump/Tate in 2024!
The funniest this is that the case in Georgia WILL send him to prison if he gets convicted, president or not. That and if he does pardon himself, he'll be admitting he incompetent when it comes to financial matters as you have to plead guilty before accepting a pardon.
@@email5023LOL 😂 keep dreaming...
@@email5023you guys have a real thing for the sexual predators eh
@@Jillians1025That's no dream, it's a nightmare!
I love how Donald Trump basically says "Yeah, I lied. Come at me." They came at him. The phrase "Be careful what you wish for." Seems to apply here.
That Don Jr. deposition was like a Bart Simpson book report on Treasure Island.
Seth bungling the end is comedy gold. Still way better than any of us could do! 😂
*Trump:* "Do not believe anything you read, but also do your own research and read them."
Oh yeah, this is bigly brain time!
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Someone who thinks they are super clever by putting things like: "Everything I am is a fraud" in fine print sure seems like presidential material to me! /extreme sarcasm
@@fitybux4664 I can't be held responsible for this being a scam because I wrote a disclaimer about it in the fine print.
4:23 Trump's attorney Alina Habba looks so uncomfortable as Trump describes his "I am A Fraud" clause. 😀
I personally enjoy watching his lawyer in the background there actively reevaluating her life choices the more he continues explaining his fraud to the cameras
"The Art of Passing Off The Signed Document as Meaningless Paperwork".. The Donald J, Trump story.
Imagine the mentality it takes to be living paycheck to paycheck, worrying about the future, and you're at some rally gawking at some guy babbling about his home and how many hundreds of millions of dollar it's supposedly worth, and thinking, "This guy gets me."
If Mar-a-Lago is worth that much, then pay THOSE taxes.
If Donald turned up to my office with a magazine in his hand, i'd be worried he'd want a spanking again...Still, that's an easy $130k in anyone's book!
"Still, that's an easy $130k in anyone's book" - Nope, not even for $130k. He'd press charges and you'd probably die in jail awaiting trial (because unlike him, you would be held in jail pending trial).
TRUMP: Go out and do your own research, go out and do your own due diligence.
THE STATE: We did - hence the charges.
Priceless -- *absolutely* PRICELESS!!!
You should have mentioned that U.S. Rep. Jared Moskowitz, a South Florida Democrat, wrote to Palm Beach County saying if Trump claims Mar-a-Lago is worth $1 billion, he should be taxed accordingly (which would come to about $18 million).
but ... he would start crying, claiming he has no money
Now THATS a representative looking out for the people that gave him the opportunity!
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
If trump
Claims that on a signed document asking for a loan based on that … but then signed document saying the property worth 18 mil for
Tax purposes….. I think that’s fraud and yes I think he did it. Different years can have some different values of course but way off is just criminal. People go to
Prison for that and Donald should too
Of course Donald just says “some
People say”. What a jerk and how stupid does he think people are. Ever notice how stupid people think they are smart and everyone else is even dumber than them?
I can't believe that someone would spend that much money on a bathroom and then put a cheap arse shower curtain in! 😂
That toilet tank looks like it’s sitting about a foot too far off the back wall. Cheaped out on a plumber probably didn’t pay them either.
Just look at his awful haircut and baggy suits.
Even when he vomits money on interior design, the man has proven a deadly lack of taste. Trump has always been about peacocking, not style.
Maybe he hid some documents in the bathtub as well, and didn't want to draw attention to that. So he picked a Tacky Shower Curtain to fit the rest of the tacky decor in that bathroom.
How about the cheap plastic trashcan standing along the wall
It takes a truly great comedian to be genuinely still funny even when messing up a line. Seth is not the only one, of course - his bud Stephen also does this on occasion - but it is largely in the reaction the host gives. You can learn a lot from watching the pros in any skill it turns out
Any idea what the punchline was? I got nothing...
@@CBlargh There was none indeed, that's why Seth said it wasn't going to work anyway 😂
His hair is criminal.
@@michaelmesh7540 eh, I’ve seen worse
@@michaelmesh7540 lots of violations there for sure
The lawyer asking Don jr questions bursting into laughter at his idiocy is OUTSTANDING. He clearly thinks it means he has a good rapport with the lawyers, meanwhile she can’t believe he just admitted to knowing nothing about ethical business practices. Congrats Don jr, you played yourself.
And thought he was so charming doing it!
Not to give Don Jr. any credit, especially given his crappy attitude about the deposition, but that answer about GAAP is what almost anyone who isn't either actively in business school or a current accountant/former accountant would tell you about GAAP. I absolutely studied it in school, but I 100% remember nothing about it off the top of my head. Unless you have some reason to actively retain that information, you're not going to, and in the Trump's case they've got enough accountants they work with to not need to remember anything about GAAP personally.
Actually Don Jr comes over as quite charming, prepared to admit he's clueless.
Love how the lawyer starts laughing, so great.
Dipshit DJ always cracks dumbass jokes when he knows he’s in a bind.
“Don’t believe anything you read” clause on the front of a document signed by Trump to be represented as truthful 😂
Like a true Satan.
Perhaps the government should give blanket immunity deals to Trump and all co-defendants in all of his cases, with the disclaimer "don't believe anything you read" on all of them. Then, when the trials start, instead of honoring the immunity deals, the prosecutors can proceed with the prosecution and say, "hey, we had a disclaimer on those deals telling you not to believe them".
boggles the mind, the power of the infantile reasoning mind of Trump
much like ' faux noise's schmucker kakakarson's ' n kraken karen's defense in court ' no normal , reasonable person would/should believe what we say '
it might help to know that the banks were laundering money for the russian mob... with trump's help.
One of the Closer Looks out there. Excellently done. And thanks.
This is a Whine Tour, not a presidential rally🥴
I thought is was woke to whinge.
@@ArtyFactual_Intelligencedo you not remember Trump's first campaign where he actually bragged about how much he whines at people?
Trump, Don Jr., Eric, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Kari Lake, George Santos, Mike Lindell etc. These are the faces of the party. MAGA REPUBLICANS and the Trump crime syndicate are the LAUGHING STOCK of the planet 😂
yasssss!
Bidens newly uncovered $200,000 check from his brother has entered the chat...
@@FirstLast-ge4yd You mean the check that was made back in 2018 before he even became president or held any political office? Is that the check you're talking about?
Exactly right
Don Jr Beard is doing great amounts of heavy lifting .
This was one of the funniest ones yet ....when he said Trump still had some business to attend too😂😂😂😂😂
His lawyers standing behind him as he brags about his wacky disclaimer look like they are reevaluating their life choices.
They were going over, in their heads, the contract they signed with him that said "I will pay you for representation ... Disclaimer: Nah"
The one lawyer is possibly committed in other ways. It's telling that her look was equally distressed.
@@AKHill-gj2uy He _still_ owes Rudy, doesn't him?
Idk if his lawyer is trying to look like she's pouting but she always looks like a duck.
He owes money to everyone who has ever worked for him.
The only money he has is what he’s grifted from his cult.
@@artbargra
Lock him up
I've been saying that since his first impeachment.
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket Only since then?
Should have been in jail 40 years ago
@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket Your dad sleppy J oe should be in jail
Never happen our next President
He is so pleased with himself! Does he know where he is and why? Wonderful that he is obviously having so much fun on the stand...grinning bigly.
Seth's team produces the best nightly news out there
The most believable too.
He talked about the writing process on Howard Stern a few days ago. Sal, the head writer for this segment has a background in cable news, so he writes the first draft and everyone else fills in with jokes.
Nah. Colbert is way more consistent. Seth is good, but the jokes sometimes just don't land.
@@CP-mb7ly Bababooey
I shouldn't laugh this loud at "dressed as a band aid" at 4:38 in the morning.
Gary Delaney has a joke about going dressed as a band aid: It's really hard to pull off.
So funny. Clever. Laughed out loud. Thank you !
It's so much fun to see Seth enjoy everything, including his flubs. We get to see the excellent content and delivery AND behind the scenes goofing all at once. Plus now that us jackals love him It's like seeing a good friend killing it and loving it 💙🐾🐾
I’ve watched that punchline multiple times and for the life of me I can’t figure out what the words are supposed to be lol
@@ucdwags00”Get Angry At Prosecutors” GAAP
I hear: GAAP - Get Angry At Prosecuters (again) 🙂
Sal's gonna Balmer Wally's handwriting on this one! So excited for Corrections! 😂
Yes! I hope we get to hear what the punchline was in Corrections
God bless Seth Meyers and his team for keeping us sane throughout this entire debacle!
Lol...gods
God bless Sal!
Absolutely!
Gold commentary with humor.
Love Seth’s analyses-\abs his humor! You’re brilliant, Seth Myers, keep going!!❤
4:23 the faces of his people in the background when Trumps saying the "do not believe a word" clause.
Literally everyone but him knows it's bullshit. How could an economy run if the whole thing was simply based on numbers pulled out of our asses?
It's not even about trust. It's about accountability. And that unfamiliar word is about to blindside Ttump and set his head to spinning
Donnie Jr's whole vibe is a disclaimer that we shouldn't believe anything he says.
DJTJ is totally a douchebag 🤣
Tacky swamp castle is an amazing phrase.
As an recent new accounting student the GAAP thing absolutely RUINED me
Couldn’t help but notice how Trump’s lawyers reacted behind him when he was talking about the “do not believe” clause. 😂
Lots of accomplices involved in all of grump;s crimes. Followers all the way to his incarcerations!
Both of them were thinking about how screwed they are going to be this weekend. "FFS, Donald, I was going to take the kids to the game...."
I've taken to always looking at his lawyers' faces when he talks because of that. Some of the expressions they make are priceless. Like, "please, PLEASE, shut up..."
Cringing hard! 😂😂
I love watching how pissed trumps lawyer Alina Habba, looks with every word he utters. 😂if STFU had a face, it’d look like hers during these times 😑.
Eric: My father will never betray us!
Trump: I’m not his father. He’s just unpaid coffee boy.
Well, EVERYBODY is unpaid, apparently, according to the Trump business model - many people are saying.
That was brutal...and wonderful!!! 🤣
damn, that's cold Lol
Wait to hear about Donny's exceptional, people say greatest, pullout game and that he only claims children for taxes purposes. There's probably a disownment clause written on all their birth certificates.
Poor Erick. If he weren't such a genuinely repulsive person, I'd feel sorry for him.
I just love it when Seth cracks up!
I once had a client who voted for Trump, who owns a business himself ,tell me that he trusted Trump and asked me who I would trust more, someone who has never failed in business or someone who has failed several times and learned from his mistakes?!
I just looked at him as if he had lobsters coming out of his ears!
Never forget: Trump's casino went bust at the height of the boom in Atlanta casinos. 😂
If he were a small business owner then he's the exact person Trump would stiff on paying the invoices and let it go to court where your client eventually becomes bankrupt from not getting paid and then paying for attorney fees.
I can accept that as a reason if he had failed once. But going bankrupt six times would suggest he really hasn’t learnt anything. And also is really bad at business.
He filed those bankruptcies to avoid paying his contractors that built his failed casinos
@AKHill-gj2uy I guess everybody's casinos went bust in Atlanta... I remember the tourist slogan for the Atlanta casinos like it was yesterday... Atlanta, come for our casinos, stay for our traffic!
Oof! That GAAP line! Somebody should tell Junior that they're laughing AT him, not WITH him.
He's like daddy, he doesn't get it.
Nope he's. SAF, Just like daddy
I couldn't understand the new slogan for the hats; what was it: ____ ____ prosecutors?
Group ah (of) angry prosecutors? Got an angry prosecutor??
I thought it was "get(ting?) angry at prosecutors".
Seth has the most infectious smile and laugh.
The golf clubhouse in my retirement community is way nicer than the one trump was pictured in, lol. Plus, there are no cardboard boxes, with or without, classified documents, lol. 😉💙
Every time I hear him spouting that nonsense about his valuations, I just can’t help myself. I start laugh-yelling “But THAT’S the fraud! YOU IDIOT!!” 😂😂😂
Yep. It's both astonishing and delightful that he clearly still doesn't understand WHY he's in court.
It's like when he said the election was only rigged if he loses. 🤣🤣
His stupidity is cavernous. And I’m not just saying that because he’s an abomination. If he were born into any middle class family instead of a wealthy one, he’d be terminally unemployed and likely have a criminal record.
Good grief, you're right.
Boy, I'm glad I ain't him!
Seth just rebooted at the end 😂😂😂 and now we will forever wonder what the punchline was supposed to be 😂
So glad you are back on! I love Seth!!!
why dont u marry him lmao got em
You and your writers are the best Seth
You make me laugh so much everytime! Thanks for that.
Jon Stewart is no longer the host of The Daily Show, but I’m so glad Seth Myers can give us the news while making us laugh.
Yes sadly the Daily Show has srsly gone downhill
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is also very good
We’ve been blessed with some excellent hosts in late night.
I love the female lawyer's face at 4:25 when Trump is talking about the "don't believe us" clause. I bet she's thinking "now I have to defend this..." Good luck Ms. Habba! 🤣
She flashed the lawyer's "DUDE SHUT UP!!" look. He never even saw it lol
She’s the one that didn’t mark the bait for a jury trial!
This is why you always pay your lawyers. Dtrumpf's "B-team" genuinely is at a loss as to how to spin his chaos. I have no sympathy for Alina Habba. She's made her millions lately, representing various far-right clients.
MAGA: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 🤣
"My properties are worth a billion dollars.. do not believe anything I say" How can he really say that in a single breath?
He IS kind of a windbag...
my dad went to wharton and what a principled, honest and wonderful man he was and to see that donnie and jr went there makes me want to vomit. my dad lived to be 95 and never once tooted his own horn or told a lie , total opposite of these two pos . god bless you dad , looking back i now realize what a real role model looks like .
That’s a lovely tribute ❤️
When TFG was in the White House I literally used to pray for Barron that he would be exposed more to the morality and integrity of the ongoing (nonpolitical) staff than to his grifter daddy and amoral mama. Everything I have read about the people who work there for decades serving each presidential family suggests they would be much better role models.
@@lorraineedmond5921in your case and I guess they taught u Stoopid.
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• inability to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse or empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.
Nailed it!
Narcissist fits much better, though.
@@danielgehring7437 I found a better one Histrionic Personality Disorder aka HPD. Look it up!
the look on trumps laywer's face when he made that "don't believe anything..." statement - priceless! :D
Seth you and your team are killing it 😂 thank you so much for helping us get through all this BS with the orange blow fish and his Spawn 🤢
yeah, except they cannot multiply 18 by 100
Orange blowfish and his spawn : beautiful description ! Well said. Thank you.
SETH IS UNDER-APPRECIATED GOLD!!!
How is he "underappreciated" when he has his own show and gave a speech for the president?
This compliment is on par with UA-cam commenters claiming a creator is "underrated" in a comment underneath a video with ten million views.
@@kingayy9267 You're definitely not allowed to be that honest and coherent in UA-cam comments. Please submit yourself to your local reeducation center for a refresher course on our post-truth era customs. Thank you for your cooperation.
@@kingayy9267appreciate him more!
I was stoked up laughing at Trump's disclaimer. 😂 😂
Don Jr won't last 5 days in prison. They would tear him apart and steal his lunch tray everyday 😆
Amongst other things...😂😂
😂😂😂
He won't go to prison, no matter how much he deserves to go.
Two tiers of justice mean he'll never have to worry about suffering for his crimes.
@@kingayy9267 - They also said Trump would never be indicted......and here we are.
Civil,.... hence no jail.
Note: The civil fraud trial is only about what the penalty will be. He's already been found guilty of fraud.
Liable. Not guilty. One can only be guilty of a crime. Signed - a lawyer.
@@felicialightfoot2380 Sorry but the judge has already ruled GUILTY on the fraud charge. It's over and done except for the penalty phase. Signed a Paralegal for 49 years.
The judge was incorrect. If you don't believe me, spend $375,000 and get a lawyer degree!
@@felicialightfoot2380There must not be many ambulances to chase today, if you have time to give "legal" opinions on UA-cam.
@@felicialightfoot2380I'm not saying your explanation is incorrect. I have time to watch this UA-cam video because I'm retired, and I'm taking a good healthy "trump" at this present time.
Thats like me backing into a car not realizing that on the side mirror. " objects may be closer than they appear"
Man alive…who knew that popcorn I made in 2016 would still taste this fucking good. 😋🍿
I’ll be dammed if Don Jr doesn’t face perjury charges this instant.
"Instance"
@@morbidmanmusicNo, I’m pretty sure they meant instant.
Why? He basically said he was clueless. That might be truthful. I believe him. However he was responsible for everything in those statements so he still responsible for the fraud. And he looks like an idiot, as usual. He’s one of the few people I’ve ever seen who still tries to be smug even after making a complete tool of himself.
@@aswarmofbeees Yes!
Don Jr. needs to face perjury charges immediately!
@@morbidmanmusiclike: “ Rught naw” I think that’s what he meant.
I mis spelled it but it looked good so I went with it.
"Tacky swamp castle" - hilarious
I'm like 60% sure the final punchline was supposed to be Get Angry At Prosecutors a.k.a. GAAP. But I had to replay it like 20 times to figure it out.
THANK YOU! 😆
thanks, I thought he was speaking Russian!
Yes, it is "Get Angry At Prosecutors".
You can see it in the subtitles/closed captions.
Thanks, that might help me figure what was going on.
Don jr looks high asf in the courtroom 😂
Don Jr is a total coke head. In the bad times addicts tend to hit their supply extra hard.
And in every other room. And outdoors!
Lmaoo well said
Also Trump: “I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I stated the value of my properties…”
Having these two as elite university "graduates" really puts into question the validity of higher education
Not really, but it certainly gives lie to the prestige of the "Ivy League"
No it doesn't. All the serious and intelligent people working to put these criminals behind bars also have higher educations.
Do you think DJTJ actually passed his classes legitimately? People like him undermine and cheapen education yes, but only in contrast to the trust and value we justifiably place on these institutions.
@@ZHZhuull yep, even then they didn't get into those schools on merit. Big donations were made to the schools a few years prior to them enrolling. It's essentially a bribe. I wonder how that's even remotely legal. Instead of focusing on tearing down affirmative action, the government should focus on the rampant bribery that gets wealthy idiots into schools they don't belong in.
You can't blame Don Jr. he learned accounting in Trump University...
Lock them up!
The look on his lawyer's face when he talks about the disclaimer on his financial statements 😂🤣😂
Thanks again for all the laughs
“Trump walks into your office with a Forbes magazine,” and you didn’t go for a spanking joke
I thought the same thing 😂
His public speaking about his "don't believe anything I say" moment reminds me of that scene in "My Fellow Americans" where the VP is bungling through making embarrassing, inaedvertantly racial comments and the reporters are getting writer's cramp making notes :D
I only hope the Democratic party is Savvy enough to jump on this as a commercial for Joe Biden like they did Marjorie Taylor Greene bit
4:23 Trump's attorney Alina Habba looks so uncomfortable as Trump describes his "I am A Fraud" clause. 😀
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
@@auntiepha8343 I noticed that as well; like " Could someone please pull the fire alarm or something?"
It legitimately reminds me of that scene from South Park where Mr. Garrison was told to say the opposite of whatever his opponent said, and admits he would be a terrible president.
That cricket chirp chortle at 12:48 is priceless.
I love how Seth cracks himself up sometimes
Time for the Trump family to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Do jackboots even have straps?
@@jabadoodlethey in fact do on most models😂
@@jabadoodleThat's a good one!
Seth makes a fumble look graceful. 🤣
That's the most believable thing Trump ever said, don't believe anything in my documents or anything I say. Do you hear that, Mike Lindell.
Some of the most hilarious moments to come out of this are the expressions on Alina Habba's face when she stands behind T**** as he makes press statements outside the court. Shock, horror, surprise, incredulity, defiance, panic, resignation... she's never calm or expressionless the way you'd expect a lawyer in that position to be. It's a treasure trove for student actors looking to expand their vocabulary of human expressions. 😂 I mean, just look at her starting 4:22...
Her specialty seems to be representing various far-right clients. I suspect that's not a super competitive niche.
and she's obsessed with making her lips look pouty, keeping up with the trends like a 15 year old teenager
Let's face it, all the lawyers with a good poker face either already turned him down or pled guilty.