It’s the toxic “unless I’m absolutely dying right now I am not going to the dr” mentality. I honestly think it comes from drs always thinking people are being dramatic or parents that raised their kids the same way bc it’s expensive etc. lol
Yeah, my brother worked in wildlife rehab, took a course to do with primates specifically, and having up-to-date rabies shots was mandator for everyone.
Morgan: If anyone is going to be a good judge of if it's normal, or if it's weird, it's going to be you! Grayson: I shit in the aisle of a Toys R Us when I was 11
I actually laughed out loud when this guy was like “why do they all have such easy access to pictures of their grandmas” just imagining everyone with pics of their grandmas in their back pockets lmao and the “okay phone is a reasonable answer”🤣😭💀
The second cousin story: The grandmothers were half sisters, so even if op and her boyfriend were related by blood, they would be even more distantly related than just second cousins.
OMG, the “I am a PILOT” one. This guy said it himself, first of all. He’s incredibly insecure…. Period. The sentence doesn’t need to be completed. He’s insecure. If he’s embarrassed about his job, then change it. Go get the job you want. Open your own restaurant. A HOBBY is not the same as being the actual profession. I have friends who are actual pilots, and the amount of time, hours, and money they had to put into flight school is crazy. Now, you’re wife I’m assuming supports the household more than you do and she’s gotten a second job for you…. I’ll call it, you’re a narcissist. That’s what narcissists do. They embellish themselves so others think better of them, and they put people they’re supposed to love to the extremes for them. Yes, YATAH.
The psycho from Story 7: "just because I don't have an overpriced piece of paper doesn't mean I'm not a pilot." Sir, it quite literally does mean that. That's probably exactly what those wannabe nurses who bought fraudulent degrees in Florida told themselves too. They found out that the expensive piece of paper is, in fact, a crucial ingredient in what makes a nurse.
Thats such a problem in some countrys in Europe, you can pay someone outside the EU to get a degree in nursing. And then those people move to Germany etc and try to work there. Thats nuts!
I've met antivax nurses in Canada with degrees, having that expensive piece of paper didn't teach them critical thinking. Thank goodness all of them aren't working in health anymore.
Right!!! His logic also made me think of saying that you’re a hardcore football fanatic, play a ton of madden in n your life, have a bunch of books and memorabilia for the sport and different teams have been to games and know how they practice- and then tell people you’re an NFL football player and demand people introduce you as such LMFAO like wtf is wrong with people 💀
“What makes a pilot a pilot?”…. Flying a plane. Also, it’s not the responsibility of his partner to fix his insecurities by lying. Especially since he decided to put her down to lift himself up.
Lol it’s like his real dream is to be that random friend in a disaster movie “you know how to fly a plane right?! You’re a pilot!” “I mean, I’ve put in 200+ hrs of flight sim training but-“ *flies & lands plane perfectly* 🙈 also how’s she supposed to know to introduce him that way? Or maybe he’s the kinda guy to nag his wife in the car before hand “and don’t forget to introduce me as a pilot to that Mark guy” 🙄 😂
Lol seriously. My friend is actually training to become a pilot and has flown planes before...but she doesn't even call herself a pilot cause she realizes she's still in training, she's not employed as a pilot, she's just not a pilot yet!
I don't why he can just say that he currently works in as manager in fast food, but he is studying flying and is looking to get his pilot's license soon. I mean it is a simple fix and it is true and it makes him look aspirational.
@@hollystiener16 exactly my thoughts being a manager is a very good job and his wife even mentions benefits, which his insecure ass thinks meant the "free food" but it could be dental, medical insurance she's referencing, he constantly puts her and her career down (she got lucky to get this job, she's so forgetfull "her coworker would know that", etc) he's disgusting. I don't want to always go down that route, but she should dump him. She deserves much better than a delusional a*hole
I caught the bouquet at a wedding and my now ex had a bit of a meltdown and ruined the rest of the event for me. My current boyfriend was at a wedding with me where I caught the bouquet and he gave a hug and kiss. I also gave him a heads up I was going for it and it was a bit of a redo for me.
The guy explaining WHY he slapped the bouquet and why it was just suppose to be a joke is super awkward... how is everyone suppose to know, "oh, lol, he doesn't wanna get married in this economy, he's a hoot!" Like... what... 😂😂😂
I don't think that's sensitive! I think that's the real joke about guys getting nervous about the bouquet toss. It's the old boomer "ball and chain" cliché.
So for the skid mark story I fully relate. I wake up every morning with skid marks on his side of the bed. I keep having to bleach my sheets. The difference between me and OP is that the “man” leaving skid marks on my bed is my elderly cat. I’m currently researching how to get him to wipe properly so if anyone has any suggestions send ‘em my way lol.
Do you have another cat? They will usually help each other out with this If not, i think the only way is for you to baby wipe him after he uses the litter box
@@isacarral2736 he’s a rescue and doesn’t have any experience with other animals. I got him with the sole purpose of only having one cat. He’s getting much better at letting me clean him. I don’t think he ever learned how to properly groom himself :( my poor baby
Our one elderly cat struggles due to arthritis. I use a towel for her sleep on (easier to wash), and the vet recommended pet wet wipes (I researched and found Glandex Rear-End Pet Wipes) or a specialty cleansing foam with a paper towel. Ideally, they'd like to see her bottom washed with water & pet soap as that will help prevent bladder/kidney issues for her.
For the second story, I caught the bouquet at my sisters wedding and my boyfriend (now husband) kissed me after. If he had smacked the bouquet before i caught it I probably would have cried lol. That is so mean and would make me feel like garbage because he’s making it so clear he doesn’t want to marry her (even if he doesn’t realize that)
With the last thing you said about making it clear he doesn’t want to marry her isn’t that what that means like didn’t he basically say in front of her whole family that he will not marry her
At a friends Wedding (approved by the bride) she was going to toss it and then turned around and handed it to me. Then my now husband proposed ! (I know people have their opinion on this proposals at weddings so spare the opinions) so yeah 🤣 definitely a red flag if you feel like you need to slap it out of your partners hand
He was really funny!! But the last story 👀 some of his takes really caught me off guard. What do you mean this woman’s boss clearly wants to have sex with her??! In what way was that ever said??
The questions about the very minor, unimportant details Grayson had for each story are the same kind of questions I have when I listen to this podcast 😂😂😂😂
Love that you are promoting colonoscopy awareness! I had one when I was 30 (f) and they removed two huge polyps. The doctor said they were bigger than what he removes from 70 yr old men. He also said that if I hadn't had a very proactive primary insisting I have a colonoscopy that the polyps would have more than likely been severe cancer by the time a normal colonoscopy was done. He didn't even want to do the procedure but called my primary and she insisted. Thank goodness for my doc being amazing! Unfortunately insurance didn't cover the procedure because I was too young for it to be considered routine and then after they found an issue it still wasn't covered. Crazy.
Can I ask why your primary pushed it so hard? Like did you have certain symptoms? This whole talk has me completely paranoid now, especially since I’m always constipated from a medication lol. Idk if that even has correlation but now I’m all freaked out. This is coming right after a skin cancer freak out after I had a new freckle grow. I have my dermatologist appt at the end of the month. But what sucks is I have awful insurance and basically have to pay out of pocket 😭
@@amandaleighplans tmi but do you ever see blood at the end if you know what I mean? I have Crohns and have to get yearly colonoscopy’s and that’s the best indicator for polyps
@@Mssalexis I was totally reading that and what symptoms are 😅 so to be TMI right back, no blood thankfully 🤞🏼 but I am perpetually backed up because of a medication I’m on. Idk if that would make any difference but my stool is usually hard instead of soft (again so sorry for the TMI lol) and because of that, sometimes I do experience blood if you catch my drift… but it’s not actual bloody stool. I’m all freaked out lol I want to go to the doctor!
“I don’t really know where the bits end and where they begin” feels extremely real. I love the chaotic chemistry between you two, this is a really fun episode- love to y’all! ❤
The pilot story. "Yea, I played Dark Souls, so I've basically served in the military. I've spent so many hours in hell, it feels nice when people thank me for my service when wear my veteran hat."
The restaurant manager/pilot story reminds me of when flight attendants ask if there is any doctors on board and Ross from friends raises his hand. Just because you think you deserve the title pilot doesn’t mean you should raise your hand if something were to happen to the actual pilot that is flying the plane
For story 4 where the guy leaves "marks" on the sheets, my main question is "why not wear underwear at least?!". It's just rediculous, he is well aware of this issue and continues to sleep naked in her bed.
@@isacarral2736 absolutely! I’m just appalled that he isn’t wiping, isn’t washing and on top of that isn’t wearing underwear. It’s like he is trying to show it off 🫠
Yep this is the worst one for me! Absolutely disgusting. 🤮 Would gave been break up worthy after the first time if he refused to wear underwear. Like dude wipe your A$$! Nasty. How could you even have s3x with him!?!? Just nope. 🙅♀️💩
I had serious colon cancer at 33 that resulted in a colectomy. My surgeon said that there has been a 30% increase in 30-40 year olds getting colon cancer over the last decade. He said its alarming and they have no idea why that age group is suddenly presenting cancer that usually presents in older age. He said he wished everyone would get a yearly colonoscopy after 30.
Yes. I lost my step dad at 45 and my great aunt in her 50s. The demographics are changing drastically with the change of diet and lifestyle. My grandpa had some polyps removed so its for sure something Im not putting off when it comes to early detection. Id rather be safe than sorry.
I really think it’s the food now a days. It doesn’t bother people there is a SMALL section at a regular grocery store dedicated to “all natural” foods and barely anyone is down those aisles also. Then there’s a large chain grocery store that dedicated to mostly “natural” food but it’s extremely expensive. 😢 I really think it’s the food causing major issues. People are experiencing GERD more often too.
I think it all comes down to more shit that we have in the world. We have more polluting, more stress and we don’t eat as healthy as we used to( im talking about all the fast-food, and processed food we have nowadays).
story 4 has to be true love because the fact that she put up with it after the 2nd time. he’d be gone if it were me. more power to her, and honestly hope they can figure out what’s going on.
For the record, never let age make you think you can't get cancer. My being 25 at the time was the main reason why I got misdiagnosed by two doctors before a CT scan showed I had a giant fucking tumor on my ovary, and it was only after surgery they could definitely say that I'd had cancer. Don't let it being "rare" stop you from getting something checked out because being young doesn't protect you from getting sick. My oncologist actually made me get an endoscopy & colonoscopy just to make sure there wasn't anything screwing with my bowels either. Thankfully that came back clear but yeah, keep up to date with checkups and be vigilant at every age when it comes to cancer bc I don't wish that shit on anyone.
Story 4: maybe a ‘hot take’, but if a partner doesn’t respect your belongings, they don’t respect you imo. They’re basically implying that how they value your things is more important than how you value them.
100% agree with you, but also forget my belongings---smearing poop in bed beside me like a chimpanzee in a zoo?! I was so repulsed by this story omg 😱😱
omg yes I’m such a huge ‘respect my belongings’ person. I know some people are like stuff is stuff, which true, but personally I take care of other peoples things w my life bc they’re NOT MINE!
For the last story:: I’m deep into physical fitness as a hobby, I’ve been a PT aid and focused ll my careers round health, wellness and caregiving-- but I know I’m not a physical therapist, a personal trainer, a doctor or a Nurse.
1:29:14 story 7: Grayson going against Morgan is the best thing ever. The other co-hosts are always so supportive on her stand. It’s hilarious that Grayson gives a different perspective on this one 😂❤
Myself and my partners are all getting a colonoscopy done this year thanks to you Morgan. Thank you! You are probably literally saving lives by pushing the recommendation.
As a Latina, I’ve always HATED the mordida, the cake smashing tradition we do. Surprisingly, (and thankfully) my family has respected my boundaries for the most part except for the one time they didn’t. I yelled at the person who did it to me, they cried and I ruined the vibe of the party. I was an angsty, hormonal teen. Looking back it was really cringey, but I did warn them not to do it lol 😅
I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard! the “sliding across the duvet like a car hood” bit 🤣🤣I want Grayson to be my best friend, on this show all the time, or have his own channel! Dude is hilarious 😂
For some reason, I started saying “MERRY BIRTHMAS” to some close friends and family, and somehow it started catching on in my friend group bc of its absurdness.
I love this podcast so much, and this is by far my second favorite episode (1st one is the ones with Drew as a guest star) please have Grayson on again this guy is hilarious!!
The pilot story- what exactly was his plan once he was asked follow up questions? Such as oh are you an airline pilot? For what airline? Because explaining you’re a pilot because you do sims is much more embarrassing than just saying you’re a restaurant manager Also the wife clearly is not embarrassed by him being a restaurant manager, rightfully so, and is very supportive so no she shouldn’t lie to people and say that he’s a pilot just because he’s insecure
Worst thing an ex said/did to me at the early stages of my relationship was ... openly admitted to me that he use to hit his ex (before me at the time) & once actually punched her in the face & knocked her out unconscious because she was "hitting" him, " being crazy" blah blah. So "she deserved it" blah blah. I believed him & stayed ... the pattern continued.
I don’t know you, but I’m really happy that you’re referring to him as “ex”. People like that don’t deserve to be in your life, hope you’re doing better now!
I’m just imagining your son sat in his room on the Xbox or something and you burst in like ARE YOU WASHING YOUR ASS? He must have been so confused and terrified 😂😂😂 but honestly… valid. Good parenting
Im 25 and got a colonoscopy a few weeks ago because I was scared of colon cancer or parasites! The prep kinda sucked but honestly it was not as bad as I thought… and I gotta say I felt EXTREMELY clean towards the end when it was all water coming out hahaha… im glad she is making it so normal to get one at our age so thank you morgan. ❤ OH AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO GO GLUTEN FREE SO NO MORE TEXAS TOAST FROM CANES 😭😭😭
@@ryannnm It depends on where you live, but in North America they typically give some twilight sedation so you're not completely under, but you are Fucked Up and won't feel/remember much.
A friend of mine passed of colon cancer at 26, was so incredibly sad- she hadnt made it known until the end and then she was just gone- I became really scared about it too after that
morgan explaining the family tree and greyson trying to understand was so funny morgan: “the grandmas are sisters” greyson: “grandmas” “sisters”💀💀🤌🏼 31:56
LOL I’m one of those people who go “actually.. did you know it’s been redefined as ADHD inattentive, hyperactive or combined type?” But it’s only because when I was a pediatric nurse, a doctor corrected me and now I like to share the knowledge so no one else has that embarrassing moment.
First story: I mean how stupid you can be to not go to a hospital immediately? She got bit by a wild monkey? I would go If a dog bit me. Please always stay safe 🙏
I work at a flight training school. This last guy! Pilots pay $100k+ to learn how to fly. Using a sim/video game DOES NOT make you a pilot. This guy! Wtf. Can you imagine getting in a plane and finding out the pilot thinks he can fly your plane because he played some video games.... fuck no.
Agreed! I'm a student pilot working on my private pilot's license the audacity of this man. Claiming to be a pilot when he has only used a sim like wtf!! If he wants to be a pilot he should go to a flight school.
The story talking about the couple that might have been related… it wouldn’t have been that weird since the grandmas were only half siblings not full blooded siblings. So by the time it gets to them it’s only like 1% shared blood between them.
I definitely understand why ADD and ADHD were combined into 1 diagnosis, although it's technically 3 diagnoses now. ADHD-H (hyperactive), ADHD-I (inattentive), and ADHD-C (combined). I was diagnosed with ADHD-C a couple years ago now. I think they changed the diagnostic verbiage because people thought ADD and ADHD were opposites, when really they're very similar, and people can have both. However, if someone got diagnosed at a time when it was called ADD, I think it's their right to say they have ADD. If that's what they were diagnosed with, they might just be more comfortable or used to saying that instead of saying that they have ADHD-I or whatever.
So so interesting the changes they’ve made. Yeah I don’t relate to the hyperactivity component at alll which is why I still use ADD a lot of times. But going to peek at the DSM and see what the new verbiage is for sure
@@TwoHotTakes the Umbrella term we use for all of these including Autism and Aspergers is Neurodivergent. I like to say Neurospicy cause we all handle it differently so besides sharing the same symptoms, we are all our unique flavours.
I didn't know this. My daughter was diagnosed with ADHD, but as she's gotten older, it's less hyperactive movement, but non stop talking and inattentive. Maybe I'll bring it up to her pediatrician
@@JournalNthoughts Or let her speak for herself? I know you're coming from a place of concern but we are cognitive and struggle with overwhelming shame for not being Neurotypical. Finding information about ADHD and bypassing your child's autonomy to ask their pediatrician sounds incredibly condescending as if you don't have faith that your child is trying their best to function. I'd talk to them about ADHD and then both learn about it together so that your support comes from an inclusive position and encourages them to actively seek answers for how to function effectively in society. If your child is capable of having a conversation then speaking on their behalf shames them for not speaking how you want and THAT could effect how they communicate with everyone for the rest of their life. If I just misinterpreted what you meant then I'm sorry but if I read that right then your child's behaviours have a lot more to do with you than you realize.
@@TwoHotTakes Heck yeah, if ADD is the term you're most comfortable with giving to yourself, then no one should tell you not to use it! I think a lot of people jump on the idea that when a diagnostic term gets an update, the old term is now "problematic" to say (not true, medical terminology is just always changing for so many reasons). But people don't renew their diagnosis yearly like a car registration lol, so sometimes you just want to use the first term you were given forever and that's okay!
I worked at an aviation camp and the last guy scares me. There is more to being a pilot than learning and doing the simulators. My friends at work were aviation majors and told me they do an extensive background check on you, which is like the hardest part about getting a license to fly a plane. If you have any sort of mental health issue or medical issue that could work against you and make the process really long and hard. Plus if your friend played video games with cars in them all the time would you trust them to drive your car without a license? I will admit flight simulators are more accurate, but there’s still a difference between flying a plane in a rainstorm in a simulation, and flying one in real life during some sort of storm.
My best friend/maid of honor caught my bouquet, her boyfriend, now fiance ran as she ran after him and we have the cutest photos of her chasing after him 😂😂
It’s me! I’m the best friend, what was even funnier was he was the MC so as he was announcing the bouquet toss he said “I will personally give $5 to the person who intercepts Emily(me)👌🏼😉” and then I caught it 😂
I could see where that last one was going as soon as he said he’s never flown a real plane and the whole time you were reading I’m going “oh no. Oh no. Oh noooo” 😅😅😅😅 the audacity of that man
I had a female friend in high school get diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer! She had to have half her colon removed. I’ve been terrified ever since. She did survive and is alive and well, just for the record 🙌
not to put my partner on blast but he has some food intolerances and a muscular disorder that weakens some of his muscles. early on in our relationship he had some incidents leaving skidmarks and wouldn't let me do his laundry, got embarrassed about bed sheets, etc. after he explained the problem I was fine, but even with a reasonable excuse, the expectation is that he cleans up after himself and doesn't lay on the bed naked and things like that. if I have to handle my period blood, then he has to handle his issues as well. if the issue is just hygiene then this guy needs to grow up and fix it. it's a health hazard to just leave it.
For story one- I have been at a wedding where a bridesmaid tackled their friend that caught the bouquet. At the time everyone laughed and the photos from that moment that were sent after were hilarious. The big difference here is that the whole friend group have known each other since childhood and the whole thing was done in a comedic and lighthearted way. It wasn’t done to object marriage, or to ruin the wedding, it was very clear that it was silly and dumb. The fact that no one laughed at that guy tells me the way in which he was acting was not in a “haha lighthearted joking way” 😬
Oh my gosh, an old classmate of mine also got bit by a monkey. She carried around a therapeutic puppet for years after . She could only talk through the puppet. We had a virtual happy hour during the pandemic and she seemed to be doing a lot better.
1:24:14 this man is tripping he’s never even flown a plane and is trying to claim he’s a pilot?!?! Like he actually needs to seek mental health help. Like his wife actually worked her way up to her job and he’s gonna be mad that she’s not lying at her established career just because he can’t go through the proper channels to get his pilots license. 🤯 literally mind blowing
That grease from the pizza is gonna make that makeup either come right off, or super shiny and smudged. I'd be pissed too, and I've never worn make up.
Or depending on how hot the pizza is she could have gotten burned. Guy sounds like he doesn't even like his girlfriend. Calling her prissy and posh and willing to embarass her to get some laughs from his friends is wild and them being mad she 'ruined the mood' tells you what kind of people they are. They need to grow up
THE WIPES!!! OMG!! the same thing happened to my brother in his college apartment. He had the bottom floor and there were three girls staying the the apartment above him. The girls were told multiple times to stop, that the pipes could handle them, and they did not listen.
Mexican here and I also hate the face cake smashing!! I don’t get it, I remember it being done to me once as a little girl and it literally went up my nose and I started crying! I don’t follow that tradition with my kids and if someone ever did it to me as an adult I would fight them on sight!! Maybe not but I would be LIVID.
Regarding story 4, I think its time to get Tushy as a sponsor for your channel considering so many men can't clean their asses...Buying a bidet was the best purchase I ever made 🤣
I actually also hate pranks where they break your things and then give you something new. Like the cutting headphone cords and then giving them AirPods… they may not want those
I LOVEEEEE this one my adhd literally loves this I love when you go off topic, thank you girlie like it helps balance out my brain honestly lol both of you are great!
Thank you for bringing up the flakiness of charmin 🙏 had to ban it from mine and my fiancés home, that’s what he used to buy for his apartment before we moved in together and it killed me
Story 4: The front to back wiping is mostly important for women because of our vag**a. So you don’t wipe the germs over that area, and don’t get an infection.
How the hell do you get BIT BY A WILD MONKEY and NOT immediately go see a doctor
Common sence is not so common
They also tried to pet it in the WILD so not the brightest bulb
It’s the toxic “unless I’m absolutely dying right now I am not going to the dr” mentality. I honestly think it comes from drs always thinking people are being dramatic or parents that raised their kids the same way bc it’s expensive etc. lol
That's what I was thinking! Like wtf... who wouldn't?🤦♀️ Hoping the lady has a full recovery 🤘
Yeah, my brother worked in wildlife rehab, took a course to do with primates specifically, and having up-to-date rabies shots was mandator for everyone.
Morgan: If anyone is going to be a good judge of if it's normal, or if it's weird, it's going to be you!
Grayson: I shit in the aisle of a Toys R Us when I was 11
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually laughed out loud when this guy was like “why do they all have such easy access to pictures of their grandmas” just imagining everyone with pics of their grandmas in their back pockets lmao and the “okay phone is a reasonable answer”🤣😭💀
I actually have a picture of my grandpa in my car. 🤣
Got one in my wallet too 😂
The second cousin story: The grandmothers were half sisters, so even if op and her boyfriend were related by blood, they would be even more distantly related than just second cousins.
I was about to comment this my other thought was she could have been the result of SA and thats why the mother refused to say anything to anyone
Exactly
OMG, the “I am a PILOT” one. This guy said it himself, first of all. He’s incredibly insecure…. Period. The sentence doesn’t need to be completed. He’s insecure. If he’s embarrassed about his job, then change it. Go get the job you want. Open your own restaurant. A HOBBY is not the same as being the actual profession. I have friends who are actual pilots, and the amount of time, hours, and money they had to put into flight school is crazy. Now, you’re wife I’m assuming supports the household more than you do and she’s gotten a second job for you…. I’ll call it, you’re a narcissist. That’s what narcissists do. They embellish themselves so others think better of them, and they put people they’re supposed to love to the extremes for them. Yes, YATAH.
Yea I was gonna say that they'd be third cousins not that it matters.
Please do this for all the podcasts and shorts 😊
The psycho from Story 7: "just because I don't have an overpriced piece of paper doesn't mean I'm not a pilot." Sir, it quite literally does mean that. That's probably exactly what those wannabe nurses who bought fraudulent degrees in Florida told themselves too. They found out that the expensive piece of paper is, in fact, a crucial ingredient in what makes a nurse.
"No no, I can go play with the lions, Ma'am! ACTUALLY, I read over 800 hours of Zoobooks and only ate off of Zoo Pals as a child, THANK YOU."
Thats such a problem in some countrys in Europe, you can pay someone outside the EU to get a degree in nursing. And then those people move to Germany etc and try to work there. Thats nuts!
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I've met antivax nurses in Canada with degrees, having that expensive piece of paper didn't teach them critical thinking.
Thank goodness all of them aren't working in health anymore.
Right!!!
His logic also made me think of saying that you’re a hardcore football fanatic, play a ton of madden in n your life, have a bunch of books and memorabilia for the sport and different teams have been to games and know how they practice- and then tell people you’re an NFL football player and demand people introduce you as such LMFAO like wtf is wrong with people 💀
the pilot story is giving “i AM A SURGEON”
“What makes a pilot a pilot?”….
Flying a plane.
Also, it’s not the responsibility of his partner to fix his insecurities by lying. Especially since he decided to put her down to lift himself up.
Lol it’s like his real dream is to be that random friend in a disaster movie “you know how to fly a plane right?! You’re a pilot!”
“I mean, I’ve put in 200+ hrs of flight sim training but-“ *flies & lands plane perfectly* 🙈 also how’s she supposed to know to introduce him that way? Or maybe he’s the kinda guy to nag his wife in the car before hand “and don’t forget to introduce me as a pilot to that Mark guy” 🙄 😂
Lol seriously. My friend is actually training to become a pilot and has flown planes before...but she doesn't even call herself a pilot cause she realizes she's still in training, she's not employed as a pilot, she's just not a pilot yet!
I don't why he can just say that he currently works in as manager in fast food, but he is studying flying and is looking to get his pilot's license soon. I mean it is a simple fix and it is true and it makes him look aspirational.
right? she's def leaving "pilot" for greg lol. not because of current husband's career but because of his insecurities.
@@hollystiener16 exactly my thoughts being a manager is a very good job and his wife even mentions benefits, which his insecure ass thinks meant the "free food" but it could be dental, medical insurance she's referencing, he constantly puts her and her career down (she got lucky to get this job, she's so forgetfull "her coworker would know that", etc) he's disgusting. I don't want to always go down that route, but she should dump him. She deserves much better than a delusional a*hole
I caught the bouquet at a wedding and my now ex had a bit of a meltdown and ruined the rest of the event for me. My current boyfriend was at a wedding with me where I caught the bouquet and he gave a hug and kiss. I also gave him a heads up I was going for it and it was a bit of a redo for me.
The contrast between the two wow ! Sounds like you’ve got a good one now ❤️
That's so cute!!
The guy explaining WHY he slapped the bouquet and why it was just suppose to be a joke is super awkward... how is everyone suppose to know, "oh, lol, he doesn't wanna get married in this economy, he's a hoot!" Like... what... 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He’s a hoot lmfaaoooo
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He never considered that it didn’t mean she would marry HIM lmao
It's funny cause initially I thought he stood behind her and slapped the bouquet into her hands... But nope lol
not me being able to follow their scattered ass adhd conversation better than listening to morgan cohesively reading the stories lmaooo
Right?? Lmao like it's so not hard to follow their convo at all because this is how my friends and I converse haha
I’m sensitive so if my boyfriend slapped the bouquet BEFORE I could even attempt to catch it, I’d take it as he sees no future with me
I don't think that's sensitive! I think that's the real joke about guys getting nervous about the bouquet toss. It's the old boomer "ball and chain" cliché.
So for the skid mark story I fully relate. I wake up every morning with skid marks on his side of the bed. I keep having to bleach my sheets. The difference between me and OP is that the “man” leaving skid marks on my bed is my elderly cat. I’m currently researching how to get him to wipe properly so if anyone has any suggestions send ‘em my way lol.
Do you have another cat? They will usually help each other out with this
If not, i think the only way is for you to baby wipe him after he uses the litter box
@@isacarral2736 he’s a rescue and doesn’t have any experience with other animals. I got him with the sole purpose of only having one cat. He’s getting much better at letting me clean him. I don’t think he ever learned how to properly groom himself :( my poor baby
had us in the first half ngl 😂
Our one elderly cat struggles due to arthritis. I use a towel for her sleep on (easier to wash), and the vet recommended pet wet wipes (I researched and found Glandex Rear-End Pet Wipes) or a specialty cleansing foam with a paper towel. Ideally, they'd like to see her bottom washed with water & pet soap as that will help prevent bladder/kidney issues for her.
My cat has the same thing because she was never taught how to properly groom. We wipe her butt with a warm, damp paper towel and we trim her butt fur.
Grayson’s toys r us poop story made my tea shoot out my nose. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Hilarious😂
“there’s a full human turd in this toys r us” 😭😭
Same, I died when he casually mentioned that he had been previously hospitalized for not pooping 🤣🤣
This makes me feel so normal for taking like 30 years to go anywhere but home 😂
Was it hot tea or cold
Grayson and Morgan are quite literally the “Alright I’ll tell you everything” audio in different fonts when it comes to over sharing and I love ittttt
This is a great explanation ❤😅
For the second story, I caught the bouquet at my sisters wedding and my boyfriend (now husband) kissed me after. If he had smacked the bouquet before i caught it I probably would have cried lol. That is so mean and would make me feel like garbage because he’s making it so clear he doesn’t want to marry her (even if he doesn’t realize that)
that’s the cutest, wishing y’all the best 😭💗
With the last thing you said about making it clear he doesn’t want to marry her isn’t that what that means like didn’t he basically say in front of her whole family that he will not marry her
This is so sweet.
At a friends Wedding (approved by the bride) she was going to toss it and then turned around and handed it to me. Then my now husband proposed ! (I know people have their opinion on this proposals at weddings so spare the opinions) so yeah 🤣 definitely a red flag if you feel like you need to slap it out of your partners hand
Now THAT is a man! Well done copping him! 💐
story 7: my main hobby is legos so apparently im a contractor 😂
The only video game I play is The Sims 3 so I’m a goddess.😂
I want Grayson to be a regular he’s so funny
Same!! More Grayson
riiightt i love the chaotic but also somehow chill vibes, my guy is a natural
agreed!!! easily one of the bests guests they’ve had:)
Yes!!
He was really funny!! But the last story 👀 some of his takes really caught me off guard. What do you mean this woman’s boss clearly wants to have sex with her??! In what way was that ever said??
The questions about the very minor, unimportant details Grayson had for each story are the same kind of questions I have when I listen to this podcast 😂😂😂😂
Grayson is really funny. I like his personality. He really compliments your thinking.
That turd story. Gold.
I love him!!! I like the sidetracked story’s. 🖤😂
I agree!
I found him unbearable tbh. No hate to him, just not my cup of tea
i loved him, rlly hope to see like one more of these
Grayson is by far my favorite guest on this show! I love his energy and how him and Morgan just bounce off each other 😂❤
Love that you are promoting colonoscopy awareness! I had one when I was 30 (f) and they removed two huge polyps. The doctor said they were bigger than what he removes from 70 yr old men. He also said that if I hadn't had a very proactive primary insisting I have a colonoscopy that the polyps would have more than likely been severe cancer by the time a normal colonoscopy was done. He didn't even want to do the procedure but called my primary and she insisted. Thank goodness for my doc being amazing! Unfortunately insurance didn't cover the procedure because I was too young for it to be considered routine and then after they found an issue it still wasn't covered. Crazy.
Yep my doctor told me she wouldn't recommend it for me because I'm too young. Literally told her I had someone die last year at 35 and. Nope.
Can I ask why your primary pushed it so hard? Like did you have certain symptoms? This whole talk has me completely paranoid now, especially since I’m always constipated from a medication lol. Idk if that even has correlation but now I’m all freaked out. This is coming right after a skin cancer freak out after I had a new freckle grow. I have my dermatologist appt at the end of the month. But what sucks is I have awful insurance and basically have to pay out of pocket 😭
@@amandaleighplans tmi but do you ever see blood at the end if you know what I mean? I have Crohns and have to get yearly colonoscopy’s and that’s the best indicator for polyps
@@Mssalexis I was totally reading that and what symptoms are 😅 so to be TMI right back, no blood thankfully 🤞🏼 but I am perpetually backed up because of a medication I’m on. Idk if that would make any difference but my stool is usually hard instead of soft (again so sorry for the TMI lol) and because of that, sometimes I do experience blood if you catch my drift… but it’s not actual bloody stool. I’m all freaked out lol I want to go to the doctor!
“I don’t really know where the bits end and where they begin” feels extremely real.
I love the chaotic chemistry between you two, this is a really fun episode- love to y’all! ❤
The pilot story. "Yea, I played Dark Souls, so I've basically served in the military.
I've spent so many hours in hell, it feels nice when people thank me for my service when wear my veteran hat."
Ohhh there’s so many fake veterans stories though but yeah this guy is nuts
"I watched all 100 seasons of Grey's Anatomy so I am a very qualified doctor" 😌
I've played 1000 hours of roller coaster tycoon, so I'm adv n architect actually
I've played hundreds of hours of Mass Effect so not to brag but I'm a commander of my own warship in space 😌
"I have spent 100 hours playing Spyro The Dragon. I'm an adorable little purple dragon now."
The restaurant manager/pilot story reminds me of when flight attendants ask if there is any doctors on board and Ross from friends raises his hand. Just because you think you deserve the title pilot doesn’t mean you should raise your hand if something were to happen to the actual pilot that is flying the plane
For story 4 where the guy leaves "marks" on the sheets, my main question is "why not wear underwear at least?!". It's just rediculous, he is well aware of this issue and continues to sleep naked in her bed.
I mean… why not just wash it right? Literal kids learn how to, is not that hard 🤷🏻♀️
@@isacarral2736 absolutely! I’m just appalled that he isn’t wiping, isn’t washing and on top of that isn’t wearing underwear. It’s like he is trying to show it off 🫠
I can’t believe she never said anything for so long ! That man is not worth it leaving a shit stain on a duvet is wild
Tetnus is survivable the issue is the out come of the recovery
Yep this is the worst one for me! Absolutely disgusting. 🤮 Would gave been break up worthy after the first time if he refused to wear underwear. Like dude wipe your A$$! Nasty. How could you even have s3x with him!?!? Just nope. 🙅♀️💩
I had serious colon cancer at 33 that resulted in a colectomy. My surgeon said that there has been a 30% increase in 30-40 year olds getting colon cancer over the last decade. He said its alarming and they have no idea why that age group is suddenly presenting cancer that usually presents in older age. He said he wished everyone would get a yearly colonoscopy after 30.
omg
Yes. I lost my step dad at 45 and my great aunt in her 50s. The demographics are changing drastically with the change of diet and lifestyle. My grandpa had some polyps removed so its for sure something Im not putting off when it comes to early detection. Id rather be safe than sorry.
I really think it’s the food now a days. It doesn’t bother people there is a SMALL section at a regular grocery store dedicated to “all natural” foods and barely anyone is down those aisles also. Then there’s a large chain grocery store that dedicated to mostly “natural” food but it’s extremely expensive. 😢 I really think it’s the food causing major issues. People are experiencing GERD more often too.
For sure, red meat is a known carcinogenic as well as some ingredients of processed food
I think it all comes down to more shit that we have in the world. We have more polluting, more stress and we don’t eat as healthy as we used to( im talking about all the fast-food, and processed food we have nowadays).
The “yeah I have stomach issues, but I’ve chalked it up to be undiagnosed ibs” relatable😂
story 4 has to be true love because the fact that she put up with it after the 2nd time. he’d be gone if it were me. more power to her, and honestly hope they can figure out what’s going on.
Right?! All I could think was like are you gonna do that for the rest of your life?! Tell him to clean is own messes or drop him.
For the record, never let age make you think you can't get cancer. My being 25 at the time was the main reason why I got misdiagnosed by two doctors before a CT scan showed I had a giant fucking tumor on my ovary, and it was only after surgery they could definitely say that I'd had cancer. Don't let it being "rare" stop you from getting something checked out because being young doesn't protect you from getting sick. My oncologist actually made me get an endoscopy & colonoscopy just to make sure there wasn't anything screwing with my bowels either. Thankfully that came back clear but yeah, keep up to date with checkups and be vigilant at every age when it comes to cancer bc I don't wish that shit on anyone.
Story 4: maybe a ‘hot take’, but if a partner doesn’t respect your belongings, they don’t respect you imo. They’re basically implying that how they value your things is more important than how you value them.
100% agree with you, but also forget my belongings---smearing poop in bed beside me like a chimpanzee in a zoo?! I was so repulsed by this story omg 😱😱
Literally wiping shit on your life
omg yes I’m such a huge ‘respect my belongings’ person. I know some people are like stuff is stuff, which true, but personally I take care of other peoples things w my life bc they’re NOT MINE!
This is one of the funniest episodes. He’s hilarious. Please have him on again :)
For the last story:: I’m deep into physical fitness as a hobby, I’ve been a PT aid and focused ll my careers round health, wellness and caregiving-- but I know I’m not a physical therapist, a personal trainer, a doctor or a Nurse.
I really love witchcraft
I’m perfectly aware i am not a witch 🤷🏻♀️
1:29:14 story 7: Grayson going against Morgan is the best thing ever. The other co-hosts are always so supportive on her stand. It’s hilarious that Grayson gives a different perspective on this one 😂❤
Myself and my partners are all getting a colonoscopy done this year thanks to you Morgan. Thank you! You are probably literally saving lives by pushing the recommendation.
"I think you can't take a camera in there" about the colonoscopy was unintentionally funny.
As a Latina, I’ve always HATED the mordida, the cake smashing tradition we do. Surprisingly, (and thankfully) my family has respected my boundaries for the most part except for the one time they didn’t. I yelled at the person who did it to me, they cried and I ruined the vibe of the party. I was an angsty, hormonal teen. Looking back it was really cringey, but I did warn them not to do it lol 😅
girl yes I hate it too. Who cares if you ruined the vibe, bet they never did it to anyone ever again lol.
I've always wondered, what happens to the cake afterward? Is it thrown away? Do people still eat it? Is there a backup cake?
Play stupid games, win stupid crimes
Don’t Wanna see me leave crying? Don’t smash a cake to my face
especially if you do your makeup and wear a nice outfit just for it he ruined.
@@katsthename989 you cut out the “contaminated” part and cut the rest to be served out
I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard! the “sliding across the duvet like a car hood” bit 🤣🤣I want Grayson to be my best friend, on this show all the time, or have his own channel! Dude is hilarious 😂
‘It’s me and all the girlies’ I love this man- why is he so funny and amazing? He’s the personality I needed, during wisdom teeth recovery
My exact thought at that moment
Grayson is the funniest guest that's ever been here, the username and car wash comments had me gasping for air 😂.
For some reason, I started saying “MERRY BIRTHMAS” to some close friends and family, and somehow it started catching on in my friend group bc of its absurdness.
Yeah op’s joke is very edge-lord cringe humour “you’ve been deep inside your mom haha” 😬 it’s not offensive really, just immature & dumb.
See that's a good bit
Way better bit
Or how about happy You-Day! Like the day we get to celebrate You! I like the Birthmas too! That’s really cute ❤
Yeah see that's okay 😂 and appropriate for all generations!
Can we have Grayson more please!!!!! This duo is GIVING. I love everyone you bring on the podcast, but he is taking the cake right now❤️
I love this podcast so much, and this is by far my second favorite episode (1st one is the ones with Drew as a guest star) please have Grayson on again this guy is hilarious!!
The pilot story- what exactly was his plan once he was asked follow up questions? Such as oh are you an airline pilot? For what airline? Because explaining you’re a pilot because you do sims is much more embarrassing than just saying you’re a restaurant manager
Also the wife clearly is not embarrassed by him being a restaurant manager, rightfully so, and is very supportive so no she shouldn’t lie to people and say that he’s a pilot just because he’s insecure
I first came across your channel when you had something like 15-20k subscribers. It's amazing how much you grew. You guys are amazing!
Thanks for being here from basically the beginning ❤
The image of skid mark guy over the hood of the car is hysterical- still laughing about it
Worst thing an ex said/did to me at the early stages of my relationship was ... openly admitted to me that he use to hit his ex (before me at the time) & once actually punched her in the face & knocked her out unconscious because she was "hitting" him, " being crazy" blah blah. So "she deserved it" blah blah. I believed him & stayed ... the pattern continued.
I don’t know you, but I’m really happy that you’re referring to him as “ex”. People like that don’t deserve to be in your life, hope you’re doing better now!
@Laura Coróin thank you sm ❤️
After the skid mark story, I doubled checked in with my husband and son to make sure they both actively wash their a$$’s.
I’m just imagining your son sat in his room on the Xbox or something and you burst in like ARE YOU WASHING YOUR ASS? He must have been so confused and terrified 😂😂😂 but honestly… valid. Good parenting
Good move! You're saving them from being future Reddit stories
@@byamba9835 😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao that woulda made his friend group chat lol
@ByAmba I imagined them as the Kool-Aid man, thank you. 😂
@@evolvingboard that’s exactly how I imagined it 😂😂😂😂😂
Im 25 and got a colonoscopy a few weeks ago because I was scared of colon cancer or parasites! The prep kinda sucked but honestly it was not as bad as I thought… and I gotta say I felt EXTREMELY clean towards the end when it was all water coming out hahaha… im glad she is making it so normal to get one at our age so thank you morgan. ❤
OH AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO GO GLUTEN FREE SO NO MORE TEXAS TOAST FROM CANES 😭😭😭
They put you under for a colonoscopy no? Clean clean 😃
Nooo Texas toast from Canes is the best 😭
You were awake/aware and could feel what was going on…?
@@ryannnm It depends on where you live, but in North America they typically give some twilight sedation so you're not completely under, but you are Fucked Up and won't feel/remember much.
Grayson is probably one of my favorite guests lol. You guys go so well together and the friendship shows. 😂
The skid mark story just goes to show that the bar for girls standards for men is in hell. Lmfao
Seriously. I would be out so fast if that was my partner...
I normally just listen but the pilot story drove me to madness, whispering to myself "so you're not a pilot".
Jerry peaking his head in made me laugh way too hard 😂
It reminded me of your parents sticking their head in the room when you had friends over hahaha
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A friend of mine passed of colon cancer at 26, was so incredibly sad- she hadnt made it known until the end and then she was just gone- I became really scared about it too after that
❤
morgan explaining the family tree and greyson trying to understand was so funny
morgan: “the grandmas are sisters”
greyson: “grandmas” “sisters”💀💀🤌🏼
31:56
LOL I’m one of those people who go “actually.. did you know it’s been redefined as ADHD inattentive, hyperactive or combined type?” But it’s only because when I was a pediatric nurse, a doctor corrected me and now I like to share the knowledge so no one else has that embarrassing moment.
That birthday one is such a mouthful. Just "happy uterus eviction day" would be better lol
First story: I mean how stupid you can be to not go to a hospital immediately? She got bit by a wild monkey? I would go If a dog bit me. Please always stay safe 🙏
Please please please please 🙏🏼 have Grayson on again. I’ve listened to this episode multiple times and cried laughing. My favorite episode
I work at a flight training school. This last guy! Pilots pay $100k+ to learn how to fly. Using a sim/video game DOES NOT make you a pilot. This guy! Wtf.
Can you imagine getting in a plane and finding out the pilot thinks he can fly your plane because he played some video games.... fuck no.
Agreed! I'm a student pilot working on my private pilot's license the audacity of this man. Claiming to be a pilot when he has only used a sim like wtf!! If he wants to be a pilot he should go to a flight school.
32:02 when he was like “bf gf” “grandma” “sisters” HAD ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣
The story talking about the couple that might have been related… it wouldn’t have been that weird since the grandmas were only half siblings not full blooded siblings. So by the time it gets to them it’s only like 1% shared blood between them.
I definitely understand why ADD and ADHD were combined into 1 diagnosis, although it's technically 3 diagnoses now. ADHD-H (hyperactive), ADHD-I (inattentive), and ADHD-C (combined). I was diagnosed with ADHD-C a couple years ago now. I think they changed the diagnostic verbiage because people thought ADD and ADHD were opposites, when really they're very similar, and people can have both. However, if someone got diagnosed at a time when it was called ADD, I think it's their right to say they have ADD. If that's what they were diagnosed with, they might just be more comfortable or used to saying that instead of saying that they have ADHD-I or whatever.
So so interesting the changes they’ve made. Yeah I don’t relate to the hyperactivity component at alll which is why I still use ADD a lot of times. But going to peek at the DSM and see what the new verbiage is for sure
@@TwoHotTakes the Umbrella term we use for all of these including Autism and Aspergers is Neurodivergent.
I like to say Neurospicy cause we all handle it differently so besides sharing the same symptoms, we are all our unique flavours.
I didn't know this. My daughter was diagnosed with ADHD, but as she's gotten older, it's less hyperactive movement, but non stop talking and inattentive. Maybe I'll bring it up to her pediatrician
@@JournalNthoughts Or let her speak for herself? I know you're coming from a place of concern but we are cognitive and struggle with overwhelming shame for not being Neurotypical. Finding information about ADHD and bypassing your child's autonomy to ask their pediatrician sounds incredibly condescending as if you don't have faith that your child is trying their best to function.
I'd talk to them about ADHD and then both learn about it together so that your support comes from an inclusive position and encourages them to actively seek answers for how to function effectively in society.
If your child is capable of having a conversation then speaking on their behalf shames them for not speaking how you want and THAT could effect how they communicate with everyone for the rest of their life.
If I just misinterpreted what you meant then I'm sorry but if I read that right then your child's behaviours have a lot more to do with you than you realize.
@@TwoHotTakes Heck yeah, if ADD is the term you're most comfortable with giving to yourself, then no one should tell you not to use it! I think a lot of people jump on the idea that when a diagnostic term gets an update, the old term is now "problematic" to say (not true, medical terminology is just always changing for so many reasons). But people don't renew their diagnosis yearly like a car registration lol, so sometimes you just want to use the first term you were given forever and that's okay!
I worked at an aviation camp and the last guy scares me. There is more to being a pilot than learning and doing the simulators. My friends at work were aviation majors and told me they do an extensive background check on you, which is like the hardest part about getting a license to fly a plane. If you have any sort of mental health issue or medical issue that could work against you and make the process really long and hard. Plus if your friend played video games with cars in them all the time would you trust them to drive your car without a license? I will admit flight simulators are more accurate, but there’s still a difference between flying a plane in a rainstorm in a simulation, and flying one in real life during some sort of storm.
This was the most chaotic and hilarious episode 😂 We definitely need more Grayson episodes.
The guy who threw down the bouquet gives me the same energy as the groom who smashes cake in their bride’s face..
My best friend/maid of honor caught my bouquet, her boyfriend, now fiance ran as she ran after him and we have the cutest photos of her chasing after him 😂😂
See this is how you play off the toss as a joke!!!!
It’s me! I’m the best friend, what was even funnier was he was the MC so as he was announcing the bouquet toss he said “I will personally give $5 to the person who intercepts Emily(me)👌🏼😉” and then I caught it 😂
@@puppygirl317 truth ❤️❤️
@@puppygirl317 that's adorable omg
55:55 I am WHEEZING HAHAHAHA not you trying to play it off as if it didn't happen!!! I'm DEAD
I could see where that last one was going as soon as he said he’s never flown a real plane and the whole time you were reading I’m going “oh no. Oh no. Oh noooo” 😅😅😅😅 the audacity of that man
I had a female friend in high school get diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer! She had to have half her colon removed. I’ve been terrified ever since.
She did survive and is alive and well, just for the record 🙌
I relate to the Happy Birthday one but I say "Hey, congrats on being alive for another 365 days, do it again."
Aggressive affection I love it
Not funny IMO
I’ve never heard a guy actually sound like a American surfer in real life.
I LOVE Grayson pls have him back on THT. he has the perfect voice for audiobooks
The last guy is crazy. I feel really sorry for him. He’s clearly living in a reality of his own creation.
not to put my partner on blast but he has some food intolerances and a muscular disorder that weakens some of his muscles. early on in our relationship he had some incidents leaving skidmarks and wouldn't let me do his laundry, got embarrassed about bed sheets, etc. after he explained the problem I was fine, but even with a reasonable excuse, the expectation is that he cleans up after himself and doesn't lay on the bed naked and things like that. if I have to handle my period blood, then he has to handle his issues as well. if the issue is just hygiene then this guy needs to grow up and fix it. it's a health hazard to just leave it.
For story one- I have been at a wedding where a bridesmaid tackled their friend that caught the bouquet. At the time everyone laughed and the photos from that moment that were sent after were hilarious. The big difference here is that the whole friend group have known each other since childhood and the whole thing was done in a comedic and lighthearted way. It wasn’t done to object marriage, or to ruin the wedding, it was very clear that it was silly and dumb. The fact that no one laughed at that guy tells me the way in which he was acting was not in a “haha lighthearted joking way” 😬
Oh my gosh, an old classmate of mine also got bit by a monkey. She carried around a therapeutic puppet for years after . She could only talk through the puppet. We had a virtual happy hour during the pandemic and she seemed to be doing a lot better.
Wow that is a genuinely interesting way to cope with trauma
Did she have a brain infection or something? Genuinely curious
therapeutic puppet? sorry,i can imagine what it is but would u mind explaining?
This is so odd, i’m fascinated
Please explain
Morgan: I don't have a bit
Also Morgan: "that's a big word for Elmo!"
Morgan says grayson gives step dad vibes...I get big brother who's a himbo vibes.
1:24:14 this man is tripping he’s never even flown a plane and is trying to claim he’s a pilot?!?! Like he actually needs to seek mental health help. Like his wife actually worked her way up to her job and he’s gonna be mad that she’s not lying at her established career just because he can’t go through the proper channels to get his pilots license. 🤯 literally mind blowing
The skid mark story had me literally belly laughing
I adore your dad so much. He fills my day with serotonin every time he comes on screen, he's just such a ham
That grease from the pizza is gonna make that makeup either come right off, or super shiny and smudged. I'd be pissed too, and I've never worn make up.
Or depending on how hot the pizza is she could have gotten burned. Guy sounds like he doesn't even like his girlfriend. Calling her prissy and posh and willing to embarass her to get some laughs from his friends is wild and them being mad she 'ruined the mood' tells you what kind of people they are. They need to grow up
Thanks for mentioning the Pamela Anderson docu! It is so so good!!
Grayson is the real reason why Toys R Us shut down 😂😂😂😂
THE WIPES!!! OMG!! the same thing happened to my brother in his college apartment. He had the bottom floor and there were three girls staying the the apartment above him. The girls were told multiple times to stop, that the pipes could handle them, and they did not listen.
I could NOT stop giggling on the 4th story. I’m sorry but the way Grayson was talking about it killed me! Lmaoo!! Love this podcast so much! 48:26
Can we please get Grayson on like every episode? He's so delightful and charming.
Mexican here and I also hate the face cake smashing!! I don’t get it, I remember it being done to me once as a little girl and it literally went up my nose and I started crying! I don’t follow that tradition with my kids and if someone ever did it to me as an adult I would fight them on sight!! Maybe not but I would be LIVID.
Story 1: Is Leonardo DiCaprio’s “beach movie” Inception? 😂😂
Regarding story 4, I think its time to get Tushy as a sponsor for your channel considering so many men can't clean their asses...Buying a bidet was the best purchase I ever made 🤣
“Pilot, behind” 😂😂😂
Loved this episode, Grayson has an amazing personality and is just hilarious! Please have him back soon!
My friend does formula 1 simulators everyday..he is not a formula 1 racer…. That guy is not a pilot 😂
I actually also hate pranks where they break your things and then give you something new. Like the cutting headphone cords and then giving them AirPods… they may not want those
no, but years ago on tumblr i saw a cake that said "happy removal day, tumor baby" and i thought it was hilarious 😅
I LOVEEEEE this one my adhd literally loves this I love when you go off topic, thank you girlie like it helps balance out my brain honestly lol both of you are great!
I love how Morgan dropped names loll
Thank you for bringing up the flakiness of charmin 🙏 had to ban it from mine and my fiancés home, that’s what he used to buy for his apartment before we moved in together and it killed me
Story 4: The front to back wiping is mostly important for women because of our vag**a. So you don’t wipe the germs over that area, and don’t get an infection.
Morgan, I really love the people you surround yourself with! Thank you for everything you do; you’re awesome.