The Relationship Simulator Bed
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- What's a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
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CAST
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Katie Marovitch
Mike Trapp
CREW
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Director - Ryan Martin
Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
Production Coordinator - Marie Rodriguez
DP - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Huan Manton
Gaffer - Adam Lee
Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
Sound Mixer - Chris
Production Designer - Rick Perry
Art Director - Caroline Mack
Hair and Make Up - Denise Valentine
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Key PA - Garrett Palm
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
I swear to god they have to make this a series, just Italian Mike and Katie doing infomercials for terrible products
Tardigradus Entertainment It's not an Italian accent it's a New York one. But i agree that we need more of this
Kakle X Gamer I disagree I think it’s a jewelry accent
@@cakes4494 New York Italian, you know what they meant
its new york italian not italy italian but yeah i agree
Kakle X Gamer Staten Island/Jersey Italian. You can tell from the hand gestures, hair and terrible marriage.
I'd love to see these characters in another sketch
YES!!
tough
Watch "buy my bed" by Brian David Gilbert; it's crazy how similar they are!
They remind me of Jone from "Jone's barbecue and foot massage"
Im still waiting for it
How is there no snoring feature?
rob mausser that's in the 2.0 version
Nastassia capitalism ! Sheesh!
Saw you had 999 likes on your comment so gave it that 1k last like
That’s DLC
+Gideon Mackie No one FUCKING CARES
“who drank my water?”
*_”the bed did”_*
sounds like a horror movie lol
katrina like your profile
your pfp looks like a horror movie
ahhahaahhah
The bloody leg though
Katie's hair and face are the best thing about this video.
mike's accent: 10/10
amartya menon 69/420 not enough black people
I'm so original
sadly the only good thing about this vid
DHEN OUTTA DHEN!
Fattysfour Peace Not True
Mike got game
"Whats the best part about sleeping with somebody?"
"the sex"
i lost it
CUT IT OUT
*_does hand motion_*
DA SEX
BonBon IsBlue why
That's what I was thinking tbh
the way he said "the sex" lol, this accent is hilarious
ah cool, you watch college humor too
I'm not sure if it was sarcastic or not. If so, it was extremely misguided sarcasm.
I have hysterical pregnancy disorder
AriesMania why would it be sarcasm
Mr Not That Famous
*wowie*
They forgot to add the six thousand degrees of body heat function!
"Who should we make the couple?"
"how about the only 2 gay people on set"
They are two single people in the sketch.
Isn't Alley gay too?
Grant is BI tho
Wait... Who do you mean by the couple?
Correction:
“How about the only couple of people who can feel sexual attraction to the same sex”
"Who drank my water?"
"The bed did!"
That bit made me laugh so much!
Wow I didn't know that line was in there I must be tone deaf!
water wolf
lol thats not what tone deaf means. tone deaf is when everything you hear is always monotone. i.e. i could sing high or low but you couldn't tell the difference between the two.
That was the best part
all i can think of now is the bed stealing her water and drinking it
Katy's sketches are always so out there...
Shadow Blazer374 its cz of all the crack
better than grant fucking a sandwich
Shadow Blazer374 GEORGE ITS ME
Maybe all of her sketches are a way for her to tell her life's story.
I subbed just cuz of ur profile picture
"The sex! :D"
"cuT IT OUT"
Sabrina Deitrick 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏”cut it out” 😂😂😂
Ya, why having all those feature if you don't have the sex?
CUT IT OUT! 😂😂
We saw the video , you don’t have to quote it
Killa Gaming I think he says “the sass” and he’s being sarcastic so this comment is actually new to me
Me: man I wish I had someone to sleep with at night
Me after watching this video: you know what nvn
"Today."
"I want a divorce."
😂😂😂
I think of this as the "so you think you're ready for a relationship" bed.
richard233 😂😂😂😂😂the answer always would be “nope” 🙈🙈🙈 relationships are so complicated ➰💢🆘🈵
😂😂😂
You can have a relationship and sleep in seperate beds, just saying.
I'm actually convinced that leads to happier, less stressed relationships xD
I want a relationship but we don't sleep in the same bed
I share a bed with my sister and I love it... You never get to cold, when you can't sleep you can talk, and best of all it makes up for all the friendships you don't have
I love how Mike mouths Katie's lines while she talks like those shitty comerciales
That was a great touch.
L. Watson Yeah, lol
L. Watson Why do people do that?
T_alsomeGames It's called bad acting.
L. Watson Katie should be a fucking movie star
do divorce papers come with the bed?
Oooh good one!
Nickname do*
Nickname y-you too
no, it is sold separately
Alex_008 For twenty times the price.
I love Grants face in the Marriage On The Rocks feature. 😂
"I think someone's breaking in. I'm scared."
I think I'm going to do this with my boyfriend from now on.
😂
But what if there actually is someone breaking in, and you really are scared? Then he won't believe you. I personally suggest the night terror oh, it is always surprising and it always catches you off-guard, but it doesn't dilute the seriousness of a serious situation, if it should unfortunately occur.
I swear that's Katie's natural voice. Anything else seems wrong now
Hahahaha valid observation
Mike is actually a really good actor
Willow slay his real name is Trapp.
Katie is crushing it as a writer.
CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS it's in the description lol
Analysis It’s whoever is at the end of the video
One thousandth like!
I thought you said "waitress," at first, which wouldn't have been completely inaccurate in this situation.
oooff that alcoholic part was too real. said Katie or someone from the team has experience. made me laugh out loud though!
"Snakes, Snakes everywhere."
nice how they selected a female lesbian character and a male gay character to portray lovers
@Kathryn Hyde ally is nonbinary and grant is bi lmao
@Kathryn Hyde They had top surgery, but they're still Ally.
@@ananyaupadhya1974 I think they were referring to if Ally had changed their name and didn't want to be disrespectful using the wrong name.
It was probably so it wouldn't be awkward for either of them. The video could have also been made before they came out.
@@kazookid6113 by this point grant was out and ally just always struck me as non-binary
Kate can look so different in each video 😂
It probably has to do with the crack addiction.
She's kinda fuckable this episode
Boba Fettuccine they always said that A good sense of humor was attractive usually referring to funny men being found attractive by women.
Maybe it's because I grew up in the Pacific Northwest and have never met anyone so east coast, making this kinda shit exotic to me, but she's never been so attractive to me before this video with the big hair and accent
airthrow Jj
Oh, man, their phony Nu Yawk accent is cracking me up... LOL
munobasho9 more like jersey accent
I thought it was boston
Long Island accent, definitely
Japanese
It's Italian!! Look at the hand motion.
That's some incredible acting o.o
“What’s da best part about sleepin’ with somebudy?”
*”da sex” **_does hand motion_*
Thanks collegehumor for making me feel good about being single
Enjoy it while it lasts. I love my partner, but I just don't sleep as well, or as long, as when I was single.
@@anyjen why not have two separate beds?
@@МаксВебер-е1о that would imply having enough room for two beds. That's just not an option.
"I want a divorce."
"Divorce? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
My ribs are dead
the acting in this was amazing
DK
You mean to tell me that was acting? Amazing!!!!!!!! LOL
DK yeah everything in it was spot on 😂😂😂😂
Katie's sketches are great.
This isn't complete unless the bed has a wood chipper attachment to simulate snoring.
Ye!
We also need the "baby crying" or "son/daughter after a nightmare" update; wholesome, but still disrupts sleep.
Or the "Workaholic", where you can hear laptop keys or scribbling on paper until well in the early hours of the morning, and if you try and get it to shut up, it says stuff like "sorry, I need to get this done"/"I have a deadline in the morning" and stuff like that.
I need the opposite - a bed that simulates me sleeping alone while I'm in bed with someone.
"Waking up tired and angry makes you feel loved!"
My reaction: **Eyes go wide** WHAT!
I also love how the footage is them waking up well-rested and happy lol
My Cocaine! * boston accent *
Fantastic actor! I enjoy everything he's in ;)
kimi jung roosevelt I think this is more a NY/NJ accent
They were doing a NYC/ NJ accent, a boston accent has more w-sounding words
"ay watta you doin I'm walkin heah"
"How you doin?"
- Joey Tribbiani
Does anyone else find Trapp really hot in this sketch like maybe it's the accent, but the way he says "Toodaay"
DebunkeDescant .
He's pretty cute and funny lol.💚
Apparently pretending to be Italian makes people hotter
jones786 Not Italian lol
His hair & outfit are on point
i love these characters. Trapp's mouthing Katie's lines was hilarious
"What's the best part about sleeping with someone"
"The sex"
"Cut that out-"
The long toenail one killed me
Lmfao same here
Terrible way to go
How the heck does she do that dead eyes thing? She does it really well😂
Husker Fox uhhhh coke would not give you dead eyes. The opposite
watch the girl in portlandia. she does the best dead eyes no matter what is going on
Raise your eyebrows without widening your eyes.
She's not acting. She's already dead in the inside
Husker Fox I think the eyeliner helps a lot
They both performed really well in this video. Honestly, the two of them were funnier than the actual content.
It was ALL funny
"Who drank my water?"
*"the bed did!"*
*Mike mouthes Katie‘s lines*
I think I'm being hypnotized at the end of the video...
Michael Romero "You shall subscribe to CollegeHumor and watch more of their videos"
man ... trapp dropped some weight
whos saturn yeah
whos saturn Trapp
Yeah he looks great now!
it's really visible, he looks good
They should do the sketch about Mike's weight loss
"And, if you prefer, you can get our new homosexual edition!"
"How is it different?"
"It's not!"
This skit is really spot on.
I don't even know anymore Yeah I’m confused lol
1000th like
When do they say that?
@@its-eric yeah idk either
It's the same bed with different and higher price! Buy now! TODAY!!!
"Who drank my water"
"The bed did"
There evolving
*They're
The grievous leg wound in the morning from the foot attachment was a thoughtful touch
"Are you kidding me? You directed that fart right at me."
Exactly how I'd describe all of my husband's farts.
Lisa Collins i read this at exactly the same time the video did
Liza Scarlet hahaahahhhaha
Liza Scarlet i know what thats like
i‘d rather be single
Why? Why did you say this?
It'd be also really funny if they were also passive aggressively just complaining about each other about how the other person sleeps in an advertising way
Gabriel thecoolta that's what they did haha. Just look at her reactions when he talks.
Trap lost some weight. Good for him I guess.
Katie, you make the Joisey Gurl thing work!
DiscoDashco *jersey *girl
Katey, Mike, you have killed me. I'm over here, dead and there's nothing that can be done about it. Please, have these characters back again real soon
This feels like a commercial made by Saul Goodman himself
Jurahero yessss
Jurahero Yes!
Jimmy's always had a way with people.
yes omg
Not enough star wipes
Who drank my water?
"The bed did"
TheCityCat
love your eyes
all i can think of now is the bed stealing her water and drinking it
ahhahahaha
Snakes. Snakes everywhere.
CrushGames tunnel snakes rule!!!
Fallout reference always relevant
I HATE SNAKES, JOCK! I HATE 'EM!
Gihren Zabi Indiana?
Homer Simpson reference 😂
This is one of the most funniest sketches I have ever seen from collegehumor, its a great change up from the usual formula of:
in the college humor office, something happens, someone strikes up a conversation, things start happening, chompskys, back to conversation, a joke, the end.
I really fucking love these two characters. Definitely did not expect their accents and new looks. I want more of these ads. Fucking bad.
It would be hilarious to see the edition where you have a child with that partner where on the infant setting it cries every 2 hours and on the small child setting it crawls into the middle of the bed, tells you about their bad dream, and sleeps there.
The funniest part is Katie and Mike I cant
Oh god, the cold feet and sharp toenails bit is too real xD
Sam Richards 8
Sam Richards I hate long toenails on myself I cut them short cause I rub my feet together so his doesn’t apply lol, (I just ranted about my toenails)
I’ve never been in a relationship and still felt incredibly guilty over that one
Ally with a bleeding wound on her calf from cold sharp nails is the Easter egg that brings me back to old College Humor videos!
Possibly the most underrated college humor vid I've seen.
Katy has become Amy Winehouse
There can be ONLY OOONNEEE🥃
OMG! Katie's Lips and Hair and eyes XD She was hilarious. And that ending when she started arguing with MIKE XD LMFAO!!!
Why is Katie so perfect?
A confident attitude towards life...and a lot of cocaine.
YOU DIDNT EVEN WAIT FOR 3.
Really I’m getting a mattress commercial before the fake mattress commercial thank you for being obvious UA-cam spies lol
Was anyone else getting an Angelina Jolie vibe from Katie in this one?
NoJusticeNoPeace it's definitely the lips
*Melania vibe
Katie was too damn hot in this
yeah, both wants divorce
More Amy winehouse
* Italian hands *
I found it hilarious when he would say "Wowie!"
I like when they aren’t just playing a version of themselves, it’s so rare.
Grant and Ally waking up in the same bed... hard to believe it gets even funnier than that.
That Dog reminded me of K - 9 :D
Affirmative!
Moe's Bar omg yes
Moe's Bar
KAAAAYYY NIINE!
YES
Trapp looks a little.... Different
Cermet
I believe he lost some weight.
Undertaker 101 he almost looks like a different person
Cermet does College humor help you grow
Bereitschaft I shall always remain a baby
Did anybody notice Ally's bleeding leg?
not every person is blind
Mary Lou Valdez it's from the toenails
Mhm I did.
Did anyone else notice this is a collegehumor video?
Yes. Yes i did.
The real question is:
Is this 1 step up or down from an anime body pillow to sleep with
Or you could just get a double bed and a body pillow
Yeah...
That makeup weirdly suits her...
These are unequivocally Katie's and Mike's best characters.
"I want a divorce" dead
Not sure how you would kill a divorce, though.
God, the accents MADE this sketch
you forgot the part where they randomly jolt like they are falling, where they are snoring and your trying to get them to stop without waking them up
why do i find Mike attractive in this video
This video was so good that I watched it twice!! Good job CH! As well as Trap and Katie!
Someone should add this to a 'Be glad you're single' playlist or something.
I love Katie here! Also Trapp's accent is simply amazing.
To this day this is my favorite sketch from College Humor
katie looks like harley quinn missing the bat
Um she looks nothing like Harley Quinn
summer roses agree
The Dark Knight Wtf? no
The Dark Knight and you call yourself the dark knight
Check out their Purge videos, she looks way more like Harley Quinn in those.
the Jersey accent though 👌
it's so spot on especially the part about the divorce
Wow I'm early without a notification. This is new.
I love when Katie doesn't show any feelings
Katie reminded me of every aunt from every thanksgivings dinner before getting drunk.
Trapp is looking good
One of the best CH videos I've ever seen! Great job guys!
I fucking lost it during the cold toenail part XD
Wow, long-term relationships sound great.
yep lol
I got a mattress ad before this video 😂