Liebe Fahrgäste, wir können momentan leider nicht in den […] Bahnhof einfahren, Grund dafür ist eine Gleisbelegung. Wir bitten Sie um Ihr Verständnis. SÄNK JU FOR TRÄWELLING WIS DEUTSCHE BAHN!
I see northern german cities have more rain and colder temperatures than where I live in Baden Württemberg. I don't do heat that well and I am dying in the summer.
@@FireTiktak It's a matter of adaptation i think. I've lived my whole life in Brazil, i find heat very annoying, but i can deal with it. I'm not that used to cold tho, that's why i like it. Also, cold is just better overall as long you've got enough clothes.
@@scanida5070 The German state can’t even built a puny airport without corruption, imagine the Deutsche Bahn being 100% nationalised. Germany would transform from a shit hole into Nigeria.
@@cooltwittertag thats not entirely true. It is a private organization whose stocks are partly owned by the state. Due to the tracks however and some other parts being state owned they are left to detoriate, as such the DB doesnt need to pay for it. That, as well its profit orientation is the main Issue with the DB. They want to earn copious amount of money, but dont wish to spend any to repair routes or modernize shit.
@@user-sl8so9oh4t because we are forced to live here because of stupid decision of grandparents accepting the invite now we have to see how government worships kurds like the god emperor of man
@@80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 turks in germany "i fucking hate germany turkey is so much better" Me:" then go back and fight for it" Turk: "🙂😐😠😠😡😡😡😡😡" Also its always the mfs who were born in germany who say that shit because their parent who fled turkey know its a shithole
@@80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 Dude The most of grew up here. My grandparents came here. You cant compare 🇹🇷 today with 🇹🇷 90s. And in the 60s it was more different
I was thinking about going to Frankfurt in the summer vacation because it's a big city I can easily and cheaply go to by train. But yeah all these Germany slander videos are not making me want to anymore. I might still go yo Düsseldorf tho which is quicker to get to by train. Or I might go to Berlin a second time because an internet friend of mine lives there and she offered me a place to sleep.
Its very exaggerated in these types of videos. The only bad place there is the redlight district near the Hauptbahnhof. The rest is beautiful lile the Römerplatz or the Cathedral. You can trust me, im from Frankfurt.
@@deinhausmeister479 Of course a Frankfurter says it´s a nice city. You´ve probably never been in any other city. I´m sorry but Frankfurt fucking sucks
1:18 This is so accurate and real, I don't know but you hear it every time and also so many girls of my school go to Autralia after abitur, sadly one died in 2018 or so R.I.P. 😢
YOOOOO these are the most Relatable and accurate slander Videos of germany I have ever seen. Lemme give you a perfect 1,0 for this, splentaciulus work, keep it up.
@@NeulandInternet yes that was nice but i think 2016 was the Last year before that where we Had White Christmas again i think im Not 100% Sure could have also Been 2018 i dont do good With time
@@nikolaosglaser7976 statistically, in Holstein at least, there have only been 13 White "chtistmasses" with snow in the past 70 years. So it is a rare occurence anyway unfortunately.
@Nishchal Rajawat que the scene from "Er ist wieder da" where the secretary or what she was asked Adolf whether or not he is crying. Been a few years since i read the book and havent watched the movie
As someone who lives in Baden-Württemberg there is like 3 days of snow each year and it's that weak as fuck snow where it doesn't even get over a foot tall
Im moving to Gemany next year, these videos are actually helping me lol they are just memes I know but still Im learning a shit ton about how things work in Germany and its hilarious, thank you internet!
Art Students: Why can’t we live in Berlin for free!?! German Government: Oh, you can ask the Austrian Government about that. A certain ”Austrian Painter” caused a World War Austrian Government: That’s f**king rude of you brother!
Broooooo, the snow part made me almost die from laughter. It is more relatable to me cause I have relatives in Baden-Würtemberg and they always send these pictures of 2 m high snow with their door snowed in
To be fair, it's not just the art students having problems to find a place to stay in Berlin. Rent is so high that for most people it is better to live outside and use the train daily to work/study there.
Thing is, every country has their mongos. It’s just that our mongos are more efficient than any other in the world. Woooooo, Germany, woooooo! Ps: please more NRW slander
I noticed many people using the word "Mongo" in Germany without knowing where it came from. Look up the origin of the word , it actually has a racist and ableist origin (used as a slur against people with Trisomy 21/Down Syndrome, which used to be called "Mongolism", basically comparing people with Trisomy 21 with Mongolian people).
@@Zeder95 yes. So? African Americans sometimes call themselves the N word. Are you going around and tell people who use it to not use the word anymore?
I have a friend (we are from Costa Rica) who is currently an art student in Berlin. Gonna ask him to see if this is accurate to his experience in the country so far.
Northern Germany has joined chatroom "Winter is finally here" Denmark: there's no snow ;-; Northern Germany: thank you son Northern Germany has left the chat
Everything true except the last one. Yes, there are people like that, but most are more sane than all of the guys shown in this video (which is not that hard)
As an Austrian, I wish more German girls would go to Australia because Germans are everywhere here, there are way too many of you guys studying at our universities
![German Meme Compilation [English Subtitles with Context]](/img/n.gif)
Turkey is such a wonderful country that Turks live outside its borders.
It’s because of the economy and current status of life quality
@@JunoCat1890 no because turks live there for 60 years, some germans invited us and the other generations have to be stuck in germany
@@JunoCat1890 which is exactly why turkey is not a wonderful country (except maybe tourism-wise)
Here before the "I'm a turk and I can confirm that our country is ..." comments
@@youpickedthewronghousefool7869 nah they only wanna confirm good things about their country
“German girls on their way to Australia after Abitur“ is sooo accurate!😂
Um dann mit dem beschissenen Denglisch zu reden wenn sie zurück sind😂😤
@@ayewserious9350 und um sich „zu finden“.
@@linajurgensen4698 Hated mal nicht die Australien backpacker. Die Welt zu sehen und ordentlich bubatzen dabei ist einfach das wahre.
@@linajurgensen4698 noch nie gefunden
I DONT GET THIS ONE EXPLAIN
Deutsche Bahn when there´s a slight breeze:
Also these are probably the most relatable slander videos I´ve ever seen
Except that the anti vaxxers aren't crazy, Pfizer published a report detailing many side effects of their vaccine
Stimmt absolut. Das beste das ich bisher gesehen habe
Liebe Fahrgäste, wir können momentan leider nicht in den […] Bahnhof einfahren, Grund dafür ist eine Gleisbelegung. Wir bitten Sie um Ihr Verständnis.
SÄNK JU FOR TRÄWELLING WIS DEUTSCHE BAHN!
@@thomaskriegeer-hinck1778 oder überholung durch einen anderen Zug haha
@@thomaskriegeer-hinck1778 Pov Es gibt eine Schneeflocke
Being italian now i have full knowledge of Germany. Now I can feel at home even up there. Great thx slanders
La realtà è che tutta Europa, in fin dei conti, è uguale 😂
Molto bene! Benvenuto!
Sorry, thats all i got left from school.
As a Baden-Württemberg resident I can say, that it only snows in the Black forest and on the Schwäbische-Alb.
As a Black Forest resident ,I can confirm it.
Meanwhile in Mannheim you wish that there would be 1 drop of snow
@@kelvisshandei I can't, it never snows where I live
@@Walderdbeere14 I also don't live there
@@errishafizjaha8221 LOL ME. I live next to mannheim and havent seen snow in ages
As a German I can relate, that was really enjoyable 😂
same
Es stimmt halt echt alles XD
1:07 Funniest Part
Jup
Ich hab nie verstanden warum bei mir nicht Schneid in Winter:(
As an Eastfrisian i can confirm we haven't had proper snow in 10 years
und als Kind hatten wir jedes Jahr 3 Wochen am Stück Schnee 😓 Grüße aus dem OL Land
As a Northfrisian, I have to agree with you
Lived a bit south of Wolfsburg and yes can confirm
Mmm yes butter on fat crying cat
Has not snowed in my area in 30 years now
As an Austrian, the "Winter in Bavaria in Baden-Württemberg" had me laughing
hi
We had 3 days of snow this winter 😀
I see northern german cities have more rain and colder temperatures than where I live in Baden Württemberg. I don't do heat that well and I am dying in the summer.
@@FireTiktak It's a matter of adaptation i think. I've lived my whole life in Brazil, i find heat very annoying, but i can deal with it. I'm not that used to cold tho, that's why i like it. Also, cold is just better overall as long you've got enough clothes.
I say it again. Please sell the Deutsche Bahn to Japan rail, or anyone what so ever would be better than the current owner.
the current owner is the state. The reason why its fucked is because we spend no money on it.
Or just re-nationalise it again. Make it a real institution again just like the Bundesbahn used to be…
@@cooltwittertag socialism
@@scanida5070 The German state can’t even built a puny airport without corruption, imagine the Deutsche Bahn being 100% nationalised. Germany would transform from a shit hole into Nigeria.
@@cooltwittertag thats not entirely true.
It is a private organization whose stocks are partly owned by the state.
Due to the tracks however and some other parts being state owned they are left to detoriate, as such the DB doesnt need to pay for it. That, as well its profit orientation is the main Issue with the DB. They want to earn copious amount of money, but dont wish to spend any to repair routes or modernize shit.
Turks living in germany: turkey is the best country in the world
Me: then why don’t you live there?
Turks: *surprised pikachu face*
We turks in turkey also ask that question for a long time 😂
@@user-sl8so9oh4t because we are forced to live here because of stupid decision of grandparents accepting the invite now we have to see how government worships kurds like the god emperor of man
@@DonKrieg-382you can always leave
@@artkl494 good , else i will be brainwashed like most youth
@@DonKrieg-382 yes pls be brainwashed by erdogan,just leave
0:08 you mean the small amount of snow that melts instantly and turns brown after 10 seconds on the road.
Honestly, Since like 2015 to 1017 it never really anowed again
@@Ncladus Bro is older than the Queen
This and the cold humid air that takes away as much heat as possible.
@@Ncladus Yes, it did, just not in your region, Beavius.
A comically tiny amount of Precipitation in any state in fact
Turks explaining why turkey is better is so accurate its scary
Turkey is such a wonderful country that Turks live outside its borders.
@Nishchal Rajawat 🦃
@@80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 turks in germany "i fucking hate germany turkey is so much better"
Me:" then go back and fight for it"
Turk: "🙂😐😠😠😡😡😡😡😡"
Also its always the mfs who were born in germany who say that shit because their parent who fled turkey know its a shithole
@@80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 Dude The most of grew up here. My grandparents came here. You cant compare 🇹🇷 today with 🇹🇷 90s. And in the 60s it was more different
Many turks are proud of both 🇩🇪🇹🇷
Don't stop making these ♥️
the song playing in the background is called "Die Nacht von Freitag auf Montag"
What's the name of this particular version though?!
@@grmpf seems just to be the instrumental version of the song highly sped up
as someone who's never been to Germany can conform this is 100% accurate 😁
Your username fits with the comment 😂
@@CassieCassCass 😂😂😂
Not 100%... More like 95%. There's even no snow in bavaria and bw
@AlexTheSB2 well yeah, but I was talking about Stalin 🐁💨
@@CassieCassCass Stalin was at the Potsdam conference though
As a Baden Württemberger I fucking wish we had snow but sadly we only get Sahara sand
LMFAO ich kann nicht mehr
💀
so wahr man
In den Mittelgebirgen fällt schon viel Schnee z.B. Schwarzwald, Odenwald usw.
My sister actually broke the mold by going to Australia before her Abitur
Mine too,lmao
I dont wanna do Abitur even though im on a Gymnasium with average grades because i hate school ill just go work lol
Well my grades are good but school is overwhelming
@@UserName23567 if your grades are good then it would be a stupid decision...
lmao dieses Video hat mich daran erinnert dass ich noch GEZ Gebühren zu zahlen habe ich danke dir für deinen Beitrag
As a Badner I can proof that we have never seen snow in 10 years
Letztes mal war es zwo cm oder so
Yes
In NRW schon.
I was thinking about going to Frankfurt in the summer vacation because it's a big city I can easily and cheaply go to by train. But yeah all these Germany slander videos are not making me want to anymore. I might still go yo Düsseldorf tho which is quicker to get to by train. Or I might go to Berlin a second time because an internet friend of mine lives there and she offered me a place to sleep.
Downtown Frankfurt is fine and pretty unique for Germany. The rest is pretty ass.
Its very exaggerated in these types of videos. The only bad place there is the redlight district near the Hauptbahnhof. The rest is beautiful lile the Römerplatz or the Cathedral. You can trust me, im from Frankfurt.
Go to Berlin and sleep with your internet friend?
@@deinhausmeister479 Of course a Frankfurter says it´s a nice city. You´ve probably never been in any other city. I´m sorry but Frankfurt fucking sucks
Leipzig is pretty alright for the most part. Lived there for some years
1:18 This is so accurate and real, I don't know but you hear it every time and also so many girls of my school go to Autralia after abitur, sadly one died in 2018 or so
R.I.P. 😢
Wait do you mean died there? Maybe Australia is way too dangerous or we went to the same school
@@Anatiumregina Yeah, Australia is very dangerous, it happend very often I think
@@Anatiumregina may she thought the flies were harmless
@@Blackpill187 the one that died of my school had an accident in a storm.
can someone here please explain this to me? I'm not german so i dont really get it
YOOOOO these are the most Relatable and accurate slander Videos of germany I have ever seen.
Lemme give you a perfect 1,0 for this, splentaciulus work, keep it up.
15 punkte
Ey man as a Schleswig-Holsteiner the First one really Hit me hard ahhhhh
At least we had a white Christmas last year :)
@@NeulandInternet yes that was nice but i think 2016 was the Last year before that where we Had White Christmas again i think im Not 100% Sure could have also Been 2018 i dont do good With time
Istg, I remember having white christmas's as a kid commonly but now it aint shit :')
@@nikolaosglaser7976 statistically, in Holstein at least, there have only been 13 White "chtistmasses" with snow in the past 70 years. So it is a rare occurence anyway unfortunately.
We had an absurd Amount of Snow in March 2018 though
0:51 at least they made it into art school
@Nishchal Rajawat que the scene from "Er ist wieder da" where the secretary or what she was asked Adolf whether or not he is crying. Been a few years since i read the book and havent watched the movie
As a german i can say that this isn't just slander it's facts
Was smiling throughout the video thinking "these are pretty on point" and then the australia thing came and cracked me up haha
Art students in germany: 0:51
Austrian art students when they fail art school:
*you know what it is*
as someone from Thüringen, I can whole heartedly agree with that clip
yeah me too
Could you explain it? I don’t get it…
@@b3n_b well nobody Talks about Thüringen
@@urmum5108 we are forgotten 95% of the time
I like how it's playing the melody from Die Nach Von Freitag Auf Montag by SDP and SIDO
I love the Frankfurt slander
0:47 ItS tUrKiYe NoW
jokes on you, we just got snow in northern germany
As a Turk living in Germany i am greatful for Germany for living here 🇹🇷❤🇩🇪
even if they worship pkk and ypg and currently supporting greece
@@DonKrieg-382 Gyros > Döner
@@DonKrieg-382 Man you turks are so afraid of the Greeks lmao you cowards
@@DonKrieg-382 biji pkk
@@iCakeMen Gyros isn’t a Döner.
Appreciate the song!
That fits so perfectly that it is scary.
Great vibes! The applause at 00:13 got me hooked. Awesome musical journey! 🎶
What in the AI bot
ist halt so gut wie alles facts tho
As someone who lives in Baden-Württemberg there is like 3 days of snow each year and it's that weak as fuck snow where it doesn't even get over a foot tall
I mean this year we had quite a bit of snow... Destroyed our pavilon at least
@@ent3r2die48 then maybe it's diffrent from town to town but here we got 2 days of little piss snow that's it
@@muckus_the_macka7340 komm in den Schwarzwald oder auf die Schwäbische alb, bei uns gibts meistens genug Schnee
@@marcjehle2480 ja bin in ner kleinen piss stadt gerlingen direkt neben Stuttgart da kam fast garnix
Niedersachsen so irrelevant it hasn't shown up in 3 videos
Kek, pure truth
Me laughs in Thüringen
I am a 100% certain that under those Turkish flag stickers there is a white bmw
Im moving to Gemany next year, these videos are actually helping me lol they are just memes I know but still Im learning a shit ton about how things work in Germany and its hilarious, thank you internet!
These are accurate representations of the whole Germany and the life in it 😂
The first with the snow is soooo true I live in Hamburg (north Germany)
Im German and I love the Germany slander :) thanks for making my day
Viele Grüße aus Deutschland ;)
Der Uploader ist auch aus Deutschland :)
Art Students:
Why can’t we live in Berlin for free!?!
German Government:
Oh, you can ask the Austrian Government about that. A certain ”Austrian Painter” caused a World War
Austrian Government:
That’s f**king rude of you brother!
The Rundfunkbeitrag got me crying, it's so accurate 🤣🤣
"turks living in germany explaining why turkey is the best country on earth"
they explain that to us too, but absolutely refuse to come back
This music is cold we need the original slander music
the song is called "Die Nacht von Freitag auf Montag"
its like a "beer-tent" anthem
@@richardk.8570 But which version is that
@@mamaluigi1438 instrumental I'd guess
@@chrisi7127 Also put in a higher pitch and sped up, i love it xD
Even friedrich schiller had to pay gez
as someone who recently moved to germany, i feel the rundfunkbeitrag one
Best German Slander video ever! It's all true... espicially the one with the German girls taking off to Australia.
And the choice of music is great
holy shit this was a bit too accurate
It's so weird to hear that background music, while not being absolutely plastered at some random village party
Me crying in Thüringen, but are praud that it got mentioned.
1:22 kann ich nur bestätigen, wir leben in Thüringen ganz „alleeeeeiiiin!“ 😂
Nailed it as usual.
Broooooo, the snow part made me almost die from laughter. It is more relatable to me cause I have relatives in Baden-Würtemberg and they always send these pictures of 2 m high snow with their door snowed in
"Help me scape this hellhole"
Bro I live in Brazil, be thankful
I can relate to that, I live in Rio de Janeiro
I live in Florida, a state of perpetual torment
If he would visit a country like Romania or Bulgaria, his "hellhole" would probably look like heaven by comparison.
Love how the cop's reaction to a rabid Karen in his face is to lower his face shield to protect from her spittle.
Kassel not being relevant since 50 years:
0:41 couldn't be more accurate 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 amk öldüm gülməkdən
the art student really gets me because BRUH SHIT BE COSTING MONEY😭😭
im so lucky im an engineering student. i get payed for studying.
I can confirm that ppl in turingia littarly have no idea of everything and are really lost in life
As someone who lives in the north of Germany I can confirm the thing with the snow :')
This music has made me watch this video 7 times
It snowed for me a few years back in Northern Germany. It was a snow storm, and we got tiny deliverings of snow the next years.
The first about snow…I live in Baden-Württemberg 12 years and I saw snow in here 2 times…
To be fair, it's not just the art students having problems to find a place to stay in Berlin. Rent is so high that for most people it is better to live outside and use the train daily to work/study there.
Thing is, every country has their mongos.
It’s just that our mongos are more efficient than any other in the world.
Woooooo, Germany, woooooo!
Ps: please more NRW slander
Absolut einverstanden 😂
maybe putting in a video of Afghanistan would be suitable. See no difference between them
I noticed many people using the word "Mongo" in Germany without knowing where it came from. Look up the origin of the word , it actually has a racist and ableist origin (used as a slur against people with Trisomy 21/Down Syndrome, which used to be called "Mongolism", basically comparing people with Trisomy 21 with Mongolian people).
@@Zeder95 yes. So?
African Americans sometimes call themselves the N word. Are you going around and tell people who use it to not use the word anymore?
@@TheGosgosh Well African Americans are in the position of using it, while calling another person any slurs at all is just not well-educated.
This is the Most accurate video to Germany I have seen so far
I find this more relatable than I thought I would as someone from Thüringen...
The blue haired Girl:In is a gender studies student!
meanwhile art students in vienna:
0:00 😂 accurate but we do have every year at least once snow, it just isn’t very thick.
I have a friend (we are from Costa Rica) who is currently an art student in Berlin.
Gonna ask him to see if this is accurate to his experience in the country so far.
when the briefschmerz hits
Northern Germany has joined chatroom "Winter is finally here"
Denmark: there's no snow ;-;
Northern Germany: thank you son
Northern Germany has left the chat
0:41 as a German this is sadly way too real like just go back there we aint forcing you to stay
Still better than Austrian art students
Deutsche bahn: Wir können nicht fahren, es ist zu viel schnee
Ich ein norddeutscher: mir doch egal ob der Fahrer kokst, beweg das ding
lol xD
1:31 We have the highest Amound of Michelin stars per kilometre^2
This is the definition of untrue
yeah, it isn't even an obscure fact. It's basically the first fact people talk about the Saarland
@@S41t4r4 After alleged Inbreeding or us speaking french
0:06 As someone from Baden-Württemberg, I can say that, yes indeed winters be like that for 3 days.
As a German I can relate with this💃🤝
Deutsche Bahn when there is absolutely no reason to be late: _Train Cancelled. We apologise for any inconvenience!_
0:33 that’s the worst one
rn I‘m sitting in Thüringen all by myself, blasting some Herbert Roth hits
As someone who lives in Baden Württemberg i disagree with the snow statement. Haven't seen proper snow in like 6 years
You probably live in Hessen and haven't noticed yet
Thank you for putting this music in it
It reminds me of "Von Freitag auf Montag"
So many memories
0:41 if turkey is the best county in the world why wont you go back to turkey :D
Funny bc turkey is a literal dictatorship and they don't even hide it
Everything true except the last one. Yes, there are people like that, but most are more sane than all of the guys shown in this video (which is not that hard)
1:22 und hoffenheim 😂.
Theres that magical city in baden württemberg Karlsruhe, WHERE THERE NEVER WAS SNOW BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE
0:25 Dumbest thing in Germany hands down.
Bureaucracy would like to have a word
0:50 that has a more disturbing example
I feel the antivax one is applicable to the entire world
Since i also ignore GEZ, i can relate with potter.
As an Austrian, I wish more German girls would go to Australia because Germans are everywhere here, there are way too many of you guys studying at our universities
... So what?
Well we don’t really see Austria as a different country, more like an additional Bundesland lol.
That's because they thought they would go to australia. Easily mistaken because you guys are just too similar.
@@justicartiberius8782 not really, in german Austria is called "Österreich" and Australia "Australien". Also France is "Frankreich"
@@marcjehle2480 That was sarcasm.
Am I the only one who waited for picture of Prague with text "Poorest part of Germany" :D
Now weed legal
100% accurate, here in Thüringen there is like nothing going on.
For those looking for the music: it's a weirdly sped up instrumental remix of SDP - Die Nacht von Freitag auf Montag.