He cuts down countless robots, wielding nothing but a grenade launcher and a now-empty bottle of scrumpy. He refuses to give up, not willing to let his friend's death be in vain.
As the final robot explodes, he looks around the battlefield, finally noticing the piece of metal going through his chest. As he raises his empty bottle of scrumpy to the air in one final salute, he sinks to the ground, his one eye closing.
You don't want to see Demo fight while sober. I REPEAT *YOU DO NOT WANT TO WITNESS WHAT HE CAN DO WHILE SOBER!* Also 1:24 sounds like you're about to start watching a TF2 movie so good you will get drunk by just looking at it's trailer. Stay epic Metal :)
In all honesty, the first minute-30 is the most beautiful _anthem_ I've ever heard. I can hear the bagpipes singing over the mountains, the song bringing tears to the eyes of thousands. and then that one note that shifts the entire song. *_chef's kiss_*
@@NotAUA-camr570 The thrill of trusting your instincts and saying: "I don't care that you have a medic, because I'm just gonna hit 3 pipes in a row, alright? See ya later, goodbye"
@@jeffukarosta4500 The power I feel, melting one heavy after the other, granting them the power of flight, while accidentally killing those around them!
_tf2 is eternal! not even fancy tin cans or a painful abundance of localization files can stop our eternal reign of hats, dancing, and x-5 voicelines!_
@flankoor The thrill of trusting your instinct and saying, "I don't care that you have a Medic cuz I'm just gonna hit three pipes in a row, alright? See ya later, g'bye."
No no no no no no that Medic did not just hit a perfectly timed healing crossbow in betwwen my two pipes HE DID NOT Hello yeah police i like to report A ROBBERY
1:32 Preparing the perfect sticky jump into the enemy battlements on 2Fort to try and kill a sniper 1:40 Performing the jump 1:45 Finding out there's a dispenser and 4 people there, not just the sniper 1:56 Pipe bombing the entire area, destroying a dispenser and getting a spicy triple kill along with the sniper
this song keeps making me think of that time I quad-airshot a soldier that was rocket jumping at me with a pocket medic in a competitive game I've never hit that high since
This is my favorite remix you’ve ever made man. Not saying your other stuff isn’t spectacular, but this song is a masterpiece. I can’t wait to see what the metallic maestro makes next.
1:44 *"What if I need damage NOW?!"* "If death stares me in the face..." "If my targets are launched..." "There's only one thing to rely on then..." (Cue pipe montage)
Gosh, I love this song so much because I feel like that, more than most other song of the soundtrack, it tells a clear story. Allow me to show you want I mean. 0:00 It is a beautiful day for a round of defense on cp_dustbowl. The two engineers of the team have built a solid defense nest of sentries, Medic and Soldier have teamed up to crit-blow up whoever comes first from the gates, Heavy is ready to mow down anyone else, and the Pyros know the hiding spot of any possible Spy. And Demo, you ask ? Well, unsurprisingly, Demo is dead-drunk ! Laying down still at spawn, his bottle firmly grasped in his hand while dreaming of his native Scotland, its beautiful landscapes, and glorious pubs. 1:23 Eventually, through the haze and the stumbles, Demo makes it near the gates as well, just in time for his intoxicated mind to pay the most glorious homage to Scotland, his bottle high in the air, a tear in the corner of his eye. 1:29 But even with in his state, Demo can't ignore the signs around him. This Scout nervously fidgeting around, those constants call for a Medic from many members of the team, those two ready Sentries, every hint around him slowly creeps to his mind. 1:39 Until finally, it downs on him. “This is a battle, we’re just about to start, aren’t we ?” he asks to no one, not awaiting any confirmation. A cold sweat run down his spine, his body tenses, and then… 1:54 Instinctual. The iron sight on the pipe-launcher. The pipe itself. The clicks of the barrel. The tension of his finger on the trigger. The Scout. His feet high in the air. His gun. Its barrel. The lack of tension of his fingers. The pipe, again, near his head. In an instant, the black Scottish Cyclops sees all. In an instant, the black Scottish Cyclops moved faster than anyone else. Time goes on. The explosion. No more Scout. Demo is already away, adrenaline coursing through his system, his head clear in an instant, checking his targets, thinking of the traps he will lay, the fools he will catch. Do you also see that ? I can’t think of something precise for the rest of the song, I just assume the usual shenanigans of your average TF2 match plays on with Demo being cool and playing a big part and getting a 20 killstreak or something like that. Anyway, needless to say, I love this song so much.
>everyone saying, "This hard part is what demoman sober would sound like." >me, a cultured DemoMain, "AAAAAAAAACH HES FINALLY GOOD AN DEMO MAN DRUNK, NOW THEYRE GONNA GET IT."
Das ist wunderbar! Ich habe gern für viele Jahre Ihre Musik gehört. Viel Glück für die Zukunft! (Sorry if my German is sub-par, I haven't studied it for very long.)
When demos use the Scottish resistance aggressively, laying stickies on escape routes to force them into his team or die to his pipes, this is what he hears.
After the death of the Soldier, his dearest friend, the Demo takes a final swig of scrumpy as he faces the seemingly endless waves of robots alone.
Who be cutting onions here
All of his fellow former comerades now lay dead, and with a final scream, charges into battle. Let’s continue this story.
He cuts down countless robots, wielding nothing but a grenade launcher and a now-empty bottle of scrumpy. He refuses to give up, not willing to let his friend's death be in vain.
Cease
WeirdChamp
As the final robot explodes, he looks around the battlefield, finally noticing the piece of metal going through his chest. As he raises his empty bottle of scrumpy to the air in one final salute, he sinks to the ground, his one eye closing.
"I'M A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!"
Summarizes this soundtrack pretty accurately
HAHAHAAA!!! Oh they’re gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!
@@xgamer2mil *cue title card*
"what makes me a good demo man? IF I WERE A BAD DEMO MAN I WOULDNT BE SITTIN HERE DISSCUSINN IT WHITH YA KNOW WOULD I !?!"
They’ll have to glue you back together. IN HELL!
When your entire team is dead and you still have your sticky bombs and grenades:
I sure love playing 2fort.
Im gonna casually go around this corner and, oh i stepped on a-
*1:34*
What, a sticky, a pipe or a Lego
@@AngelJenkins0816 how bout all of em combined?
@@LowQualVA *screams of people stepping on it*... Yeah maybe not
perhaps
You appear to have trodden on a mine
A man with a bushy purple beard has brought me to this masterpiece!
I think you meant BUSHY, but I'd like to think that LP's beard does work while he sleeps or something
Omg same
Sandvich (yes)
Yep. This always happens.
true
"I let them down... I can't keep RELYING on this thing, man !"
"Sure, it's consistent, but it's SO SLOW!"
@@MrSuperstargamer "What if I need damage NOW?"
@@imaginaryedge60 "If death stares me in the FACE?"
@@MrSuperstargamer "if my targets are LAUNCHED?"
@@booder9137 "There's only one thing to rely on then..."
words cannot describe how much of a banger this
Sandvich (yes)
Numbers can 7.5/10
1:44
DEMO FOUND THE BEER CRATE
I REPEAT
*DEMO FOUND THE BEER CRATE*
What crate
@@ryfyyt171 The beer crate
@@ryfyyt171 scrumpy
OH GOD
The demo found the beer crate?! HUT HUT HUT HUT! PROTECT THE BEER CRATE!!
You don't want to see Demo fight while sober.
I REPEAT
*YOU DO NOT WANT TO WITNESS WHAT HE CAN DO WHILE SOBER!*
Also
1:24 sounds like you're about to start watching a TF2 movie so good you will get drunk by just looking at it's trailer.
Stay epic Metal :)
Open HyperMetal.
This song plays when a demo is speedrunning Upward.
SORRY BUT I ALREADY DID M8
if his IQ is 200, WHILE DRUNK, I don't want to know the terrifying genius of him whilst sober
He is Nice when he is sober
If I remember correctly, being sober actually kills him
This makes me imagine if Demoknight was a soulslike boss. The first minute and a half or so of buildup is his phase 1, then....he sobers up.
its like Ludwig but more drunk
@@Clapkreag Precisely
@@Clapkreag whos ludwig
If ye were huntin' trouble, lad.... *ye found it.*
In all honesty, the first minute-30 is the most beautiful _anthem_ I've ever heard. I can hear the bagpipes singing over the mountains, the song bringing tears to the eyes of thousands.
and then that one note that shifts the entire song.
*_chef's kiss_*
"What makes me a good Demoman?"
"IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA!"
"IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS SICK ASS THEME SONG NOW WOULD I?"
YEAAAAA!
@@sosig6445ONE ERRANT TWITCH AND KABLOOEY
Ive got a manky eye. Amma black scottish Cyclops. They got more *********************** than they got the likes of me.
SO!
OH THEY’TE GON HAF TO GLOO YOO BACK TOGETHER… IN HEALL!!
If I need damage *right now...*
If death stares me in the eye...
If my enemies are launched...
*_There's only one thing left to do..._*
I live for pipe grenades
KABLOOEY!!!!!
@@NotAUA-camr570 The thrill of trusting your instincts and saying: "I don't care that you have a medic, because I'm just gonna hit 3 pipes in a row, alright? See ya later, goodbye"
Help!!
@@jeffukarosta4500 The power I feel, melting one heavy after the other, granting them the power of flight, while accidentally killing those around them!
To think that Team Fortress of the Second still has People Making content on it at these desperate times
I think you mean
Team and class-based Fortress attack and defense Twice
_tf2 is eternal! not even fancy tin cans or a painful abundance of localization files can stop our eternal reign of hats, dancing, and x-5 voicelines!_
@@spooktspeek the spy is a bloody SOLDIER
What if I need damage NOW?
When death stares me in the face...
When my targets are LAUNCHED...
There's only one I can rely on then.
@flankoor The thrill of trusting your instinct and saying, "I don't care that you have a Medic cuz I'm just gonna hit three pipes in a row, alright? See ya later, g'bye."
The power i feel melting one hesvy after the other granting them the power of flight while accidently killing those around them
And the RUSH of knowing that the only way I'm getting out alive is with *TWO* *CLEAN* *PIPES*
Hitting two pipes on scouts ain't easy, but it always kills, even if they're- (healing crossbow on scout) Overhealed.
Scout: Denied!
No no no no no no that Medic did not just hit a perfectly timed healing crossbow in betwwen my two pipes HE DID NOT Hello yeah police i like to report A ROBBERY
This is what plays as you see 12 Demoknights trimping over the wall in Degroot Keep.
What if i need DAMAGE now!?
If the DEATH stare's at my face
What if the enemy is launched to the air
- lazy purple
"What if I need damage now?
If death stares me in the face...
If my targets are launched?
There's only one thing to rely on then..."
*hEy GuYs LaZeR pOoPlE hErE wItH hOw It FeElS tO pLaY dEmOmAn*
*IN A WORLD WHERE ACCURACY REIGNS SUPREME*
One Scottish Cyclops challenges to become the best.
And his name?
*Tavish*
* Title card *
*laughs in stickyspam tactic*
Tavish Finnegan DeGroot
*MEET THE DEMOMAN*
this actually does sound like something that would play in a cheesy action movie trailer
Lazypurple whenever he switches to pipe grenades.
What can he say? He lives for pipe grenades.
1:32 Preparing the perfect sticky jump into the enemy battlements on 2Fort to try and kill a sniper
1:40 Performing the jump
1:45 Finding out there's a dispenser and 4 people there, not just the sniper
1:56 Pipe bombing the entire area, destroying a dispenser and getting a spicy triple kill along with the sniper
this song keeps making me think of that time I quad-airshot a soldier that was rocket jumping at me with a pocket medic in a competitive game
I've never hit that high since
01:45
When the medic ubers you.. AS *DEMOMAN*
The bagpipes...THOSE ARE FUCKIN’ MAJESTIC. But really, this is a banger man, keep the good work
This is was really good mate- I await the Bagpipe tutorials, I have some friends who would be interested in having good bagpipe soundfonts~
@@MetalFortress14 Much obliged mate! It's a bit tricky to get good bagpipes ahah~
Ya could say they're some Bad Pipes! (Demoman bagpipe taunt)@@steamengineshooray
Hello to all incoming Lazy Purple fans.
@@justified6280 is that a Jojo reference?
@@siriusk1453 yare yare daze.
@@broudogg yareyareda ze*
@@siriusk1453 yes
@@techno9117 hello
next I wanna see MEDIC! final remix
ok m8
Did.... Did you just turn this soundtrack into Doom soundtrack?
Not that I'm complaining
Aw frick, i just made a comment about the doom vibe it gives and i scroll down to see this. *augh*
@@brendahernandez9130 don't you mean... *unf*
Mick Gordon: *breathes nervously*
Doom eternal: Scottish edition
Team Fortress Eternal
*_cries in a proudness of scotland_*
This is my favorite remix you’ve ever made man. Not saying your other stuff isn’t spectacular, but this song is a masterpiece. I can’t wait to see what the metallic maestro makes next.
*Engineer screams and dances*
Banger job mate,been waiting for a new final remix for ages.And this did not disappoint.
I've first found this video when enjoying an MvM match at 3 am. It absolutely blew my mind with how HARD this goes. WOOOOOO
was I brought here by lazy purple?: yes
do I care?: no, this shit is amazing
*"I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!"*
1:43 "What if i NEED damage now? If death stares me in the face? If my targets are LAUNCHED? theres only one thing to rely on then..."
1:44
*"What if I need damage NOW?!"*
"If death stares me in the face..."
"If my targets are launched..."
"There's only one thing to rely on then..."
(Cue pipe montage)
0:56
That part legit sounds like the Jurassic World Theme.
1:44 When you insult the deaf kid and he looks at you with an angered expression
Deaf kid: Start prayin boy.
How it FEELS to come from another video.
*Drunken comment on how lovely this sounds to my wee ears*
that moment when demoman goes sober
I came after Lazy’s video, and I gotta say...
What a banger!
2:10 Demoman: Drinks a bottle of scrumpy that was on A dead robot demoman but than realises that hes drinking OP Super Cheap Oil.
Makes me wanna pick up bagpipes
When a pro demoman play joins the server and starts stomping the enemy team.
It has such doom vibe to it and i cannot, with words, describe how utterly *AMAZING* this is. Fantastic work.
So glad you're still doing these. Rock on boie
I was trying to improve as DemoKnight, now this motivate me even more~
i like playing this song while collecting head lol
This is how it feels when understanding that stickybomb launcher isnt that OP
"i shouldn't have given him that bottle of whisky"
POV: You light all 500 fireworks while drunk
i didnt even know this was *that* part of lazy's demo video
Same here
If I ever travel to Scotland and I get in a bar fight I hope that this song plays.
1:50 oH mE gOrSh Is ThAt ThE oNe LaZy PuRpLe PaRt!?!?!?!?
Drunken Pipe Bomb is definitely one of my favorite TF2 tracks, and always will be.
Meet the medic?
If there was any song to describe what being drunk is like, this is the song to do so
POV: You just stormed the enemy teams spawn and killed half the team, destroyed 2 engi nests on the way, and Solarlight starts chasing your ass
This felt glorious
I don't understand why those bagpipes make me wanna cry... But they god damn do...
this feels like the theme of a tf2 movie
"What if i need damage now?" 1:45
Love your remixes
This sounds like movie trailer music
pov: the f2p demo Being the last alive in vs saxton hale
Gosh, I love this song so much because I feel like that, more than most other song of the soundtrack, it tells a clear story. Allow me to show you want I mean.
0:00 It is a beautiful day for a round of defense on cp_dustbowl. The two engineers of the team have built a solid defense nest of sentries, Medic and Soldier have teamed up to crit-blow up whoever comes first from the gates, Heavy is ready to mow down anyone else, and the Pyros know the hiding spot of any possible Spy. And Demo, you ask ? Well, unsurprisingly, Demo is dead-drunk ! Laying down still at spawn, his bottle firmly grasped in his hand while dreaming of his native Scotland, its beautiful landscapes, and glorious pubs.
1:23 Eventually, through the haze and the stumbles, Demo makes it near the gates as well, just in time for his intoxicated mind to pay the most glorious homage to Scotland, his bottle high in the air, a tear in the corner of his eye.
1:29 But even with in his state, Demo can't ignore the signs around him. This Scout nervously fidgeting around, those constants call for a Medic from many members of the team, those two ready Sentries, every hint around him slowly creeps to his mind.
1:39 Until finally, it downs on him. “This is a battle, we’re just about to start, aren’t we ?” he asks to no one, not awaiting any confirmation. A cold sweat run down his spine, his body tenses, and then…
1:54 Instinctual. The iron sight on the pipe-launcher. The pipe itself. The clicks of the barrel. The tension of his finger on the trigger. The Scout. His feet high in the air. His gun. Its barrel. The lack of tension of his fingers. The pipe, again, near his head.
In an instant, the black Scottish Cyclops sees all.
In an instant, the black Scottish Cyclops moved faster than anyone else.
Time goes on. The explosion. No more Scout. Demo is already away, adrenaline coursing through his system, his head clear in an instant, checking his targets, thinking of the traps he will lay, the fools he will catch.
Do you also see that ? I can’t think of something precise for the rest of the song, I just assume the usual shenanigans of your average TF2 match plays on with Demo being cool and playing a big part and getting a 20 killstreak or something like that.
Anyway, needless to say, I love this song so much.
@@MetalFortress14 ASK SOMEONE TO MAKE A SFM WITH THIS.
AND THEN LINK IT HERE
@@gibbous_silver YES.
jeez, reading this again now, I really did write "one-eyed cyclops" 0.o'
The rest is decent but I had to change that.
“What if I need damage NOW.If dead stares me in the face?.if my enemies are launched?!,theres only one thing to rely on them”
-Lazypurple
>everyone saying, "This hard part is what demoman sober would sound like."
>me, a cultured DemoMain, "AAAAAAAAACH HES FINALLY GOOD AN DEMO MAN DRUNK, NOW THEYRE GONNA GET IT."
2:21 "You got krubered"
-Demoman becomes uncanny
Das ist wunderbar! Ich habe gern für viele Jahre Ihre Musik gehört. Viel Glück für die Zukunft! (Sorry if my German is sub-par, I haven't studied it for very long.)
@@MetalFortress14 he's two thing, medic from TF2 or Hitler
@@walfasremi190 ah yes, the only two German people ever.
@@happygamer_18 there also i believe that doctor from COD orgins
What is he saying???
I'm getting goosebumps from listening to this
i waited so long for THISS
3:20 pov both demomans are a 1 hit pipe on a death match
*There's only one thing to rely on then...*
1:53 HOO BOY HERE IT COMES
1:39 when the demo puts a sticky trap and kills everybody
How it FEELS to defend a sentry nest from a demoman
When a demo uses the Scottish resistance offensively
After all songs are done I can finally say this is my favorite one
1:45
This is what the enemy hears when I pull out my grenade launcher as a hybrid knight
This is absolute masterpiece. I could listen to this all day, great job!
If the voice actor of demoman dies, play this song at his funeral
You are correct
Ya gotta mix that with a bit of Russian though, the Voice of Demo also Voices Heavy. But nice idea.
FINALLY another one AAA
this made me want to main demo, thanks !
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH" denoknight every 20 seconds
God I just love this part 2:57
This is the best remix of drunken pipe bombs I have ever found
can we get an extended version of the first minute-thirty? its so beautiful.
This theme goes soo well with demo
1:32 the best part of the song
Why does this sound like an actually good morning alarm?
Now that's a banger!
You hear that laddie, it be the angels tune
When demos use the Scottish resistance aggressively, laying stickies on escape routes to force them into his team or die to his pipes, this is what he hears.
I played this song while doing some Quake II deathmatch. I’ve never done better grenade sniping and rocket jumping in my life.
when youre winning a tf2 match, then someone with a pipe launcher with 100k kills joins and crushes you.
this guitar is amazing af
Nothin' more metal than scoring two pipes on a scunt
"But what if i need damage NOW?"
This music makes me feel like I'm drunk even though I haven't drank today
This is what I hear when I’m going on a killstreak as Demoknight.
Banger remix btw!