Once more i decided to defame half of the planet again… If you like the channel, become a channel member! Follow me here! Twitch: / aportugeese Twitter: / aportugeese Discord: / discord
>Brasil is self explanatory >Magically Angola, Moçambique, São Tomé e Príncipe, Guiné-Bissau and Cabo Verde teleport instantly to F tier along with Brasil This is a certified Salazar moment
I mean, Salazar used to say Angola, Moçambique, São Tomé e Príncipe, Guiné-Bissau and Cabo Verde were part of Portugal, a province of Portugal not a colony (he said and they in fact were) the colonies were treated like Portugal itself. For example Salazar built the at the time biggest dam in the world in mozambique
@@Chiquinho971 Aproveita enquanto pode, amigo. Igual no Japão, vcs estão sendo substituídos no seu próprio país, daqui a um tempo a sua raça vai deixar de existir 😂
Brazilians after 4 years electing the same socialist rich corrupt dictator after he made them having to pay taxes of literally 92% for every single product they afford (he promissed rump steak at Saturdays): _Yes, this is a calling for help_
Being Polish is great - many great powers literally killed each other just for a piece of this juicy Polish land. Also every achivement in Europes history was stolen from us
@@EduardoDistassi eu vivo no país com as maiores taxas do mundo, o pior sistema político de todos, uma população com qi de m4caco e sem cultura alguma, mas concerteza é um país bom para se viver confia.
At the french one you said "1940" so I immediately thought "Its the overused surrender joke", but you completely subverted my expectations. 9/10 video there's no argentina
Como um brasileiro eu dei uma gargalhada sincera com a parte do Brasil, excelente vídeo 😃👍 As a Brazilian I laughed sincerely with brazil's part, great video 😃👍
i am a proud Texan but id like to extend a handshake to you sir because i also fucking love prussia and kaiser wilhelm, also we did NOT invent drake his ass is Canadian
"Brazil is pretty much self-explanatory" Yes, we were the first Portuguese colony to fight for independence from you and inspired our brothers in Africa to do the same, that's why is so horrible to be a Brazilian Loved the video btw
as a Polish person I’m extremely disappointed you didn’t mention our bromance with Hungary 🇮🇩❤️🔥🇲🇳 like, we’re straight as a line until Hungarians show up and it’s such a canon😈
I agree wirth everthing, just explain me something,why does portugal is S tier? (Also I noticed that you but all coutries that speak portuguese expect Portugal on F tier lmao.)
Muito bom! Aqui temos poluição sonora na sua forma mais pura, com Funk Brasileiro, Musica sertaneja, Moto sem escapamento, cachorro latindo sem parar... muito bom 😃👍 (Here he got Noise Polluiton at it's finest, with Brazilian funk, Northeastern music, Exhaustless Motorcycles, non-stop barking dogs... Very good 😃👍)
My brother gave Portugal an S rank, a country that has more in common with Eastern Europe than Western Europe. Additionally, a perpetual alliance with the British? cringe
Support my content: www.patreon.com/aportugeese
Join my discord! discord.gg/hkhn5DjMPb
yeah totally agree with the holand E tier meu camarada lusitano👍
>Brasil is self explanatory
>Magically Angola, Moçambique, São Tomé e Príncipe, Guiné-Bissau and Cabo Verde teleport instantly to F tier along with Brasil
This is a certified Salazar moment
As he said "Angola é nossa"
nao seja tao mal puto
I mean, Salazar used to say Angola, Moçambique, São Tomé e Príncipe, Guiné-Bissau and Cabo Verde were part of Portugal, a province of Portugal not a colony (he said and they in fact were) the colonies were treated like Portugal itself. For example Salazar built the at the time biggest dam in the world in mozambique
Brazilian Empire = S tier
Brazilian Republic = F tier
Brazilian Empire if you are White = S
Brazilian Empire If you are Black = F
@@MilMI-24 Based
Republiqueta do Bostil
Brazillian empire = F tier
Brazillian republic = F tier
@@Chiquinho971 Aproveita enquanto pode, amigo. Igual no Japão, vcs estão sendo substituídos no seu próprio país, daqui a um tempo a sua raça vai deixar de existir 😂
Brazilians after 4 years electing the same socialist rich corrupt dictator after he made them having to pay taxes of literally 92% for every single product they afford (he promissed rump steak at Saturdays):
_Yes, this is a calling for help_
Faz o L kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk(risos de nervos, socorro)
I’m sending this to my polish and American friends
Find someone who is a polish american
@@AportuGeese easy just go to chicago
@Americanslaviccountryball there you go
Gah dam. America is best!
Being Polish is great - many great powers literally killed each other just for a piece of this juicy Polish land. Also every achivement in Europes history was stolen from us
tell that to Ukrainians, who was always a target by you and russia. And how you as Rich Pospolita stole everything from them
Also you are rightfully ours
☝️🤓
@@ggrpfn4216 No, the other way around
🎻Oh boo boo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin🎻
recommend yall watch this in 144p (since my internet is being a bitch rn) for the better experience
Bruh just go to the nearest Mcdonald
@@AportuGeese bruh There's no McDonald's in my city its probably like 20 km away dawg 😭😭
Time to move to a new city
@@AportuGeese update its 70 km away from me
Start walking
As a Brazilian, I agree 100% with this tierlist.
Sindrome do vira lata é foda
@@EduardoDistassi eu vivo no país com as maiores taxas do mundo, o pior sistema político de todos, uma população com qi de m4caco e sem cultura alguma, mas concerteza é um país bom para se viver confia.
@@EduardoDistassi síndrome de votar em político criminoso tbm é foda, lules e bozonas, se fuder mano.
carai viralata
@@DoDetos69 - Pedro, Xique Xique Bahia
I always love when an unbiased person like yourself puts Portugal in S tier!!! Thanks, foreigner named AportuGeese! PORTUGAL CARALHO
of Corse, i have no connection to Portugal, I just like the country
as a brazillian myself i think portugal staying in brazil was the best timeline, i would not like to see what if france stayed there though
@@AportuGeese malandro
Mané
-makes fun of Ukraine
-makes fun of Russia right after
Man is 4 universes ahead
Brazil is self explanatory
Explaining: we call our country "bostil" which translates to "poopzil"
DO I HAVE TO RXPLAIN ANY FURTHER
Eu pelo menos não falo bostil kkk
At the french one you said "1940" so I immediately thought "Its the overused surrender joke", but you completely subverted my expectations.
9/10 video there's no argentina
Im sending this to my Albanian i mean Serbian friend
You mean Russian, right?
@@AportuGeese No I actually meant Bosnian hehe
This one serbian man from Rashka village
Imagina poner en S Tier una provincia que hablar brasileño raro de Galicia
Bruh😢😢😢😢
Ya sure guy from a country how one of theirs richest parts want independence
Os residentes de Espanha falam mexicano :0
cállate mexicano
Mi querido brasileño no es un idioma sino una nacionalidad, el PORTUGUÉS es un idioma
Como um brasileiro eu dei uma gargalhada sincera com a parte do Brasil, excelente vídeo 😃👍
As a Brazilian I laughed sincerely with brazil's part, great video 😃👍
Brazil to Portugal be like: Hipity popty bobty, your king & influence is now my Property
Chad Brazil vs virgin Portugal
I'm brazilian and i agree. Brazil is a unfunny joke
O português menos nacionalista:
smooth sailing up until the One Piece comment... that one truly hurt
Mission accomplished
he said the truth
@@LutzWeissmuller whats your fav series tho?
@@AportuGeese also do you have any anime/manga that you like? or nah
@@andrecunha2568 Kamen Rider Agito
i nearly shat myself due to the fucking metal pipe!!!
Awesome!
Iagree aith you, Brazil is F tier, Empire of Brazil is S tier.
And that Brazilian colony in Europe? what was the name again?
Portugal
Holanda né não?
The ranking of the great green nation was your only chance of salvation, I AM GONNA GET BACK THE GOLD BY FORCE
As a russian i like to be femboy and buy chinese staff so i don't see anything bad here
Being Femboy in Russia? Playing on hard difficulty huh
@@redpanda8238not really tbh🎉
You forgot post-2020 Australia.
you're real asf for this
except the brazil part
@@kaetrianos based, Brazil and Portugal one Kingdom
Portugal S tier, great choice
I'm sad that Mexico was not mentioned. We are earning a place below Brazil.
Here before you tragically catch a Broken Arrow 😞
Could’t agree more with you
❤
i am a proud Texan but id like to extend a handshake to you sir because i also fucking love prussia and kaiser wilhelm, also we did NOT invent drake his ass is Canadian
As a Ukrainian, I approve of this entire list, even for my own -province of the Russian Federation- country
Brazil: REEEEE RETURN GOLD NOW!
Come get it
Eles enfiaram na bunda, não tem mais ouro😔
@@andreribeiro521u guys are literally bralizian Guyana
@@sheepzinho9459 hmm I think that applies way better to Brazil as Portugal's Guyana
As a German-Brazilian i can say i am fucked
In the first place, the nationality is more important: Italians from Italy are better than you are foreigners
Lost it when realized F tier is for the ex colonies lmao
"Brazil is pretty much self-explanatory"
Yes, we were the first Portuguese colony to fight for independence from you and inspired our brothers in Africa to do the same, that's why is so horrible to be a Brazilian
Loved the video btw
as a Polish person I’m extremely disappointed you didn’t mention our bromance with Hungary
🇮🇩❤️🔥🇲🇳
like, we’re straight as a line until Hungarians show up and it’s such a canon😈
As a brazilian, I approve this. We didn't start saying "intankável o Bostil" for nothing.
Heróis do mar!
2:53 as a Canadian, I say womp womp.
I agree wirth everthing, just explain me something,why does portugal is S tier? (Also I noticed that you but all coutries that speak portuguese expect Portugal on F tier lmao.)
Henry the Navigator discovering Australia and being the first man on Mars.
@@labrynianrebel understandable, have a great day.
YES
It is self explanatory, really
@@andreribeiro521 i know It is lmao.
Man who lives in the only brazilian country that speaks spanish is mad at thier clearly greater overlords
L Germans, they ruined Rome and then tried to larp as them afterwards
Germanic master race
Wasn’t even Germans who started that trend. Germans are literally the weak ones that were too cowardly to leave
Bro the entire African continent is so bad it didn’t make it to the list 😭💀
#bringbackCzechoSlovenia
0:18
Curse you Österreich
12:hungarian.Not only that you are hated by every single one of your neighbours but you are also not on your land.
Good List, besides Swedem was clearly missing. As a Germain I‘ll give you 2 out of 3 world wars for that ranking.
Vc é n ironicamente portugues, sua opiniao é inválida
Top 10 American coup tier is must ,it would be awesome
And everybody please like in the video 😊
As a polish person, i can agree that we are divided into 2 categories
1. Germans
2. Russians
Putting the dutch on d is not good enough.
Should be on z
Nationality number 11 is Turkish
Turkish? Is it like turkey people?
@@germanempire8678 yes
APortugeese tries to be his most based after this video ( impossible)
i have pieked
I would say Britain is on the same tier as Kosovo but otherwise good list
Yo our colony made it to the S tier, common Brasil W🗣️🗣️💯💯🇧🇷
Brazil is a S tier
Yeah
Muito bom!
Aqui temos poluição sonora na sua forma mais pura, com Funk Brasileiro, Musica sertaneja, Moto sem escapamento, cachorro latindo sem parar... muito bom 😃👍
(Here he got Noise Polluiton at it's finest, with Brazilian funk, Northeastern music, Exhaustless Motorcycles, non-stop barking dogs... Very good 😃👍)
Reasons why We called Americans, becuase the british pirates are Taxxing the hell outa Us😂
When Top 10 Worst Ethnicities?
this is so accurate you earned a sub
Siga rei continua crl
Him: *puts Brazil in F tier.
Me: why? We may not be the best but we are far from being the worst.
He's a racist Portuguese
As an American I would like to apologize for Taylor swift and for obesity.
India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, France, Venezuela, Israel, Palestine, Bolivia, Nigeria, South Korea
Poland should be A tier
TEMOS QUE REERGUER O NACIONALISMO BRASILEIRO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Vish, sinto cheiro de funkeiro por perto...
@@Arasoide ta perdido animal?
@@bicheiroparadoxo4894 não me compare a sua espécie!!!! XDDD
As a brazillian I couldnt agree more
This video has been declared BIAS and FALSE by real brazilian patriots
Chicago é uma cidade muito bonita, é pena ter tantos jovens, se é que me entendes.
Zellig therefore gemerald
You could have put a knight of the order of avis instead.
Imagine being a Portuguese and speaking the weirdest leanguage of all time (wtf are your phonetics bro) 😭
im sorry sir
I just love that all of the PALOP are in F tear, lmao. Angola é nossa I guess
UK is bad, very bad, so bad that as a brazilian I rather stay here bad.
Guys,ı think he likes One piece manga not anime.Also ı think best nationality is living in Sentinal İsland.
NO HUH
Wamp wamp get gud kids 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
I know your not American because Americans call kids target practice.
@@bruhgod123 At LeAsT oUr SkOoLs ArE nOt GeTtInG sHoT uP 🤓🤓🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️
@bruhgod123 sorry I ment SkEwLs
I'm proud to be Russian I love portugel geez
Im divided, POLSKA GORĄ
As a Brazilian I agree
About Poland i can agree
As Ukrainian I want to ask, do I need to feel offended by this or no?
no?
I’m Ukrainian and I’m not
I am Russian and no, you don’t. Like… we are both on the same place, you know
Thanks for advise.
ONGEZELLIG MENTIONED?!?!
My brother gave Portugal an S rank, a country that has more in common with Eastern Europe than Western Europe.
Additionally, a perpetual alliance with the British? cringe
I think this is a Portugal W
i like portual
@@AportuGeeseBrasil s tier?
Isn't drake canadian lol
Do you love Turkey?
Turkey is love, Turkey is life
As a American me very sad :(
0/10 Romania
3:58 bmw is german lol😂
🤓
@@AportuGeese ♥️
BMW IS BAVARIAN ‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️❗️❗️😡😡😡😡
hmm i'm Dominican and Mexican. Whats worst about those 2?🤔
ho oh stinky
Get well soon Americans🙏🦅
Por que a província espanhola que fala brasileiro está no tier S
Swamp German will always sound better than Frisian though
Porque você odeia o Brasil ?
Uh oh, parece que a gente irritou o Salazar aq KKKKKKK
Laughed hard on Brazilian
🕊️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☮️
BMW is from germany, not the US
Someone didn't got the joke
Brasil, país da piada pronta.