Dating in Sweden - a 4-Step Guide (100% Success Rate)

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2019
  • Going on a date in Sweden? Have you ever wanted to date a dashing Swedish person? Or do you just want to marry and skip all the messy bits? Well, this video will not really help you in the slightest. But good luck anyway, I suppose :D
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  • @manisky9026
    @manisky9026 Рік тому +99

    I never forgot when I just came to Sweden, I had a date, and he invited me to his house. I thought I will be eating dinner at his house. I was there and he only asked if I want to drink water. :)))))) . I was ,starving. Eventually I went to buy some chips for myself.

    • @patriciamartin6756
      @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +22

      Yes Mani. I understand. I live with a Swede. Many times he skips days without eating. The refrigerator has no food except for his Kalles. Maybe starvation is a Swedish thing

    • @patriciamartin6756
      @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +14

      I went to a buffet and had 3 plates of food. My Swedish LTR had one small plate of food with a little salmon. That was all. He is as slender as a stick with no body fat at all. Maybe in Sweden food is only permitted on special occasions and holidays!!!

    • @melisacai1992
      @melisacai1992 Рік тому +3

      Oh lord. 😩

    • @manisky9026
      @manisky9026 Рік тому +13

      ​@@patriciamartin6756 🤣 it is a cultural thing. Search about IKEA's owner and how he lived with all that money. One night I was in the city center, I saw an elderly woman ,who had a hard time walking , came out of one of the stores. I approached her to ask if she needs help, and she said she was there to repair her old mobile phone (similar to the first Nokia), and they told her they can't repair it because it is really old. I asked where she lives, and how she wants to get home on that cold night. She said I will walk. I refused and said I can take an Uber, and she said I don't have money. I said I will pay for that, but give me the address. She went on : Kungsgatan...... . I was like 😯. ANYWAYS.... that is how they are, and I accepted it a long time ago.
      And it is not exclusive to Swedish. People from different backgrounds have their own ideas about money. For example, people from one of the cities in my home country are known for being stingy.

    • @sanaa107
      @sanaa107 10 місяців тому +2

      I think about my Arab parents that freak out if I don’t offer food to people that come to my house

  • @redeyemixtape7356
    @redeyemixtape7356 3 роки тому +106

    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because your face looks like a f*cking mess" must be my favorite pick up line ever 😂 Also I snort laughed through most of the video, you're hilarious and charming. Subscribed 👍

    • @patriciamartin6756
      @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +5

      I hear you! I live with a Swede. Many times after drinking 17 pots of coffee, he make a remark like "We better have sex now because I will watch my TV show right after and don't want to miss it" That's his pick up line!

  • @patriciamartin6756
    @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +54

    He's so right. I have a Swedish roomate. In the morning, he never wants to talk,except for the time we have sex but even then he has asked me if it was OK if we didn't talk because he wasn't in a mood to speak. He would deny it but Swedes don't like to talk; we live together but haven't spoken in 3 days

  • @radkamiskova7433
    @radkamiskova7433 4 роки тому +103

    I don't really know how I found this video but this is just great. Up until now I thought we (czechs) use sarcasm more than any other nation, so here's an update: 1. Sweden 2. Czech Republic

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  4 роки тому +12

      Haha yay, glad you liked it 🤸🌸

    • @brahimalgeria9692
      @brahimalgeria9692 3 роки тому +1

      Good evening

    • @matejkubis
      @matejkubis 3 роки тому

      Nemálo. :D

    • @carriesaundersson
      @carriesaundersson Рік тому +3

      We don’t communicate any other way in Northern Ireland than complete sarcasm. Everything is sarcastic 😂😂 so I think NI would defo be at the top of that list 😅

    • @noodleppoodle
      @noodleppoodle Рік тому +1

      I've been living in Czechia for 1.5 years now and the sarcasm must be well hidden. Czechs usually wear their heart on their sleeve.

  • @tanyarae9251
    @tanyarae9251 Рік тому +38

    I found this channel looking for information about Sweden, stayed for the top shelf sarcasm 😂

  • @EdisonDudoit
    @EdisonDudoit 2 роки тому +36

    The tinder description was SPOT ON 😂!!! It's the clever ones that always come up with such witty, sassy, and "unique" descriptions.

  • @Rumspringa77
    @Rumspringa77 2 роки тому +56

    I'm german and I can tell you, drinking water is really importand for us germans. You can't even imagine how importand.

    • @linalolita1068
      @linalolita1068 Рік тому +1

      all humanity need water why you say only German hhhhh

    • @choosyduchess25
      @choosyduchess25 Рік тому

      @@linalolita1068 this made me chortle! germans > everyone else.

  • @katalinbalazs8671
    @katalinbalazs8671 3 роки тому +95

    Omg I was crying laughing through the whole video 😂😂 and you're cute too

  • @alanh.otterii4872
    @alanh.otterii4872 2 роки тому +21

    Holy shit!! This is one of my favorites. How did you get so hilarious 😂. I almost drowned on my drink. Doesn't feel good coming out my nose.

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  2 роки тому +3

      Haha I hope your nose is doing ok!! 😄

  • @Foghorn8
    @Foghorn8 4 роки тому +46

    My most successful chat-up line is "Excuse me, do you also watch The Fish Slappee on UA-cam?"
    Your "Fish picture" looks shockingly like a page from a Putin calendar, just with more luscious blonde hair.
    Oh my. HOW do blind people know when they're done wiping? I think we need some investigative journalism from you in the next video...
    Krus Ingen!

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  4 роки тому +6

      hahaha oh my, your video ideas for my channel just keep coming. If I ever make it to 1000 subs I will have you to thank my friend

  • @ananashrabi3728
    @ananashrabi3728 4 роки тому +15

    You are hysterical mate!! Love your videos! Your channel needs a lot more subs!! God you are amazing!

  • @user-fn1nt1su5m
    @user-fn1nt1su5m 4 роки тому +25

    no idea why im watching but youre hilarious lmfao

  • @CherryDiamond7
    @CherryDiamond7 3 роки тому +13

    This is just hilarious. The Odin’s ravens part sent me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelotuswallflower3919
    @thelotuswallflower3919 4 роки тому +18

    Profound sense of humor

  • @patriciamartin6756
    @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +22

    Another Swedish pick up line is "Let's get naked after we have coffee. We don't have to have sex. It's just a friendly thing to do"

  • @pedroloto
    @pedroloto 3 роки тому +7

    You are the best ahaha I loved the video and thank you for your suggestions, in particular the toilette paper tip 🤣

  • @35Justme1
    @35Justme1 11 місяців тому +1

    You are funnier then any comedian I have seen. The only thing is, its best not eat while watching this or you may choke from laughing. I made that mistake by eating blueberries.

  • @AE-jw3hq
    @AE-jw3hq 4 роки тому +5

    The fish pic - oh my

  • @snterp
    @snterp 3 роки тому +14

    This guy's incredible.

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  2 роки тому +3

      I'm a trainwreck in bed, but thank you!

    • @JackiJinx
      @JackiJinx Рік тому

      @@FishSlappee It's the effort to the graveyard that count

  • @dr.random8920
    @dr.random8920 Рік тому +2

    This was soooo funny 😂😂😂 I was not expecting to laugh so much.

  • @ZzzoneOut
    @ZzzoneOut Рік тому +7

    7:19
    That’s really reassuring thank you :)
    Im gonna go cry now lol
    It cracks me up how you joke with a straight face, you have a great sense of humor

  • @Dani.Torres
    @Dani.Torres 4 роки тому +6

    I will follow your tips, exactly, when I’m in Sweden. Welcome to Japan I hope you enjoy your time here.

  • @lilafontenelle
    @lilafontenelle 3 роки тому +4

    Omg! You are amazing! I laughed a looooot!

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  3 роки тому +1

      You are a lovely person for saying so! Thanks Ana ^^

  • @DravenVanMorten
    @DravenVanMorten 3 роки тому +6

    Lmao couldn’t stop laughing, great video ! xD

  • @ana-moon
    @ana-moon Рік тому

    I learned a lot. Thank you very much!

  • @AaronRHale
    @AaronRHale 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve missed your weird! Gotta say I love your sensoring sound 😜

  • @ianinaharms
    @ianinaharms Рік тому +4

    I was laughting before, during and after this video🤣🤣🤣

  • @chamberofsecrets169
    @chamberofsecrets169 3 роки тому +9

    You remind me of harry potter just lighter version😄 your so cool and unique, greets from serbia

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  3 роки тому +2

      Haha name checks out ^^ Thank you for the lovely comment! Hello to Serbia ~

  • @tshandy1
    @tshandy1 Рік тому +1

    Always a laugh. Thank you.

  • @arin7005
    @arin7005 Рік тому +1

    You're very dashing. Subscribed

  • @asgarimv7
    @asgarimv7 2 роки тому +8

    You deserve an Oscar :)

  • @woz_in_oz
    @woz_in_oz Рік тому

    Those are awesome pickup lines. Hopefully they are universally useable

  • @rasong9257
    @rasong9257 2 роки тому +6

    Just prepared myself for a whole mess, shitting and blood sacrifices to the gods... If this doesn't work, i'll just throw in another pick up line: " If i said i worked at DHL, would you let me handle your package?" * And scene *

  • @simplycaren375
    @simplycaren375 4 роки тому +6

    You are very funny ....me laughing in the middle of the night

  • @angytingz
    @angytingz Рік тому +1

    great video! also, he looks like if the cute nerdy shy guy in your typical fanfic was a person and i dunno how to better decribe it but hes soothing to look at, like..a 3 month old kitten

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  Рік тому +1

      3 month old kitten?? I don't know how to feel about this.

    • @angytingz
      @angytingz Рік тому

      @@FishSlappee feel soothing😂 feel blessed

  • @cagexnorris3792
    @cagexnorris3792 4 роки тому +39

    Thank you, it worked great for me. Now I own a playboy mansion in the capital of Sweden
    update; I've conquer pornhub

  • @kaishwaryak
    @kaishwaryak 2 роки тому +1

    You have such a quirky sense of sarcasm and a very pretty dimple ❤️

  • @patriciamartin6756
    @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +1

    Dear Evil. Yes I thought so too until I met my LTR from Sweden, whose English is also perfect and flawless because they teach children English from the time they are 5,6, or 7 years old. The first time I met my LTR I was impressed by his command and grasp of how he spoke including the 'F" word which he uses multiple times in the same sentence, especially if somebody cuts in front of him while he is driving. A classmate of mine also fooled me. I sat next to this guy in class day after day during which time he always dressed in country and western attire, was a Toby Keith addict and his favorite greeting was "HEY! How are y'all doing today?" We are in Nashville. They are all taught British style English but they do an American style accent. The only exception was when my Swedish friends get drunk

  • @nemaminika
    @nemaminika 2 роки тому +4

    "Your face is a fucking mess." 🤣

  • @jonahhex9620
    @jonahhex9620 Рік тому +1

    The famous Swedish humor my Grandmother was so proud of?

  • @na9565
    @na9565 Рік тому

    Nice shark, did you use that in your fish picture?

  • @heysunnie2259
    @heysunnie2259 2 роки тому +1

    So I decided to binge your content because I want to go to Sweden. Your videos are funny and helpful btw but my question at this moment is what the heck is that underneath the shark?? Is that what I think it is??? 🧐 because if what I’m seeing is what I’m thinking and what I’m thinking is what I’m seeing… Then you are a- I’m just going to subscribe now 🤣🤣

    • @79kitkat79
      @79kitkat79 Рік тому +1

      wait my eyes are bad... what is it if you don't mind?

    • @carriesaundersson
      @carriesaundersson Рік тому

      I’m curious too lol I went back and I can’t see anything 😂

    • @carriesaundersson
      @carriesaundersson Рік тому

      I think you’re seeing his phone. Got me all excited 😂😂

  • @sosednyaaulica2715
    @sosednyaaulica2715 11 місяців тому +1

    A year ago when I just came to Stockholm and watched this video I was laughing my head off and now after some experience i do realize it's not only jokes *nervously laughs*. I do not take a first date as a big deal and i feel threatened when someone asks where do i live as a basic info.

  • @ozissing
    @ozissing Рік тому

    Nifty soundtrack.

  • @thawernr
    @thawernr 2 роки тому +7

    100% (un)Successful rate 🤣 you're great! 🤣

  • @clariceism
    @clariceism 4 роки тому +3

    You have such a funny video!! >_

  • @TheDanielaca
    @TheDanielaca 3 роки тому +1

    Love it!!! 😂

  • @GabrielaTN
    @GabrielaTN 4 роки тому +4

    Omg, that was hilarious 😂

  • @patriciamartin6756
    @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +4

    Don't ever stand between a Swede and his coffee. My roomate is Swedish. I have a nice collection of empty 2 pound coffee canisters that we have gone thru in a year. Same with the Vodka. He also is on multiple sex/dating sites but since he never gets any replies I have learned personally that sex has the same importance as daily exercise. We had guests in and my LTR got several of us together and calmly announces he'd had all of us in bed. It was so funny I laughed until my sides hurt

  • @patriciamartin6756
    @patriciamartin6756 Рік тому +2

    At the risk of being redundant,he is accurate,Swedes don't like chit chat and small talk MY Swedish LTR asked me to text him if I wanted to talk even though we were in the same room. This went on for a week. He finally begged me today something because he thought I was giving him the silent treatment

  • @athenadoreen5781
    @athenadoreen5781 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm speechless and ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anastasia5453
    @anastasia5453 2 роки тому +1

    Hi, what do you think with the swedes that online dating and have gf from the other side of the world?

  • @aminthasangel6393
    @aminthasangel6393 3 роки тому +1

    Great!!!

  • @Zerin666
    @Zerin666 3 роки тому +11

    Omg you're so cute .You remind me of a very pale Harry Potter hahaha

  • @DFTBAndy
    @DFTBAndy 4 роки тому +6

    Oh, I've been doing it wrong all along... that's why it didn't work for me!

    • @wonderdida
      @wonderdida 4 роки тому

      just by looking at your face people would want to date you ;-)

  • @zorimarvilella7158
    @zorimarvilella7158 3 роки тому +1

    Now I'm ready for Sweden, about fucking time.

  • @WomanOnTopOnline
    @WomanOnTopOnline 4 роки тому +3

    Are you Swedish or English? If not, where did you get your English accent? Can you do one of you speaking Swedish?

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  4 роки тому +8

      Swedish, but I lived in London for a while ~ And maaaaaaaybe I'll make one in Swedish. I study Japanese now though so maybe one in three languages :D

  • @stockholmsyndromeself-trea7517

    I went to a shop and saw dates ("dadlar", the fruit). On the package it says "datum" (a number on a calendar).
    That's how much I know about dates in Sweden.

  • @AFiB1999
    @AFiB1999 3 роки тому +2

    Duuuude... Im cracking up! ROFL

  • @user-df7ik1cl6n
    @user-df7ik1cl6n 4 роки тому +16

    OR DANISH

    • @Takkion
      @Takkion 3 роки тому +2

      🤢🤮

  • @letitialoughmiller1802
    @letitialoughmiller1802 Рік тому

    you are so funny and clever.

  • @bajramferati610
    @bajramferati610 2 роки тому +1

    Hahahahahahha thanks for the laughter !!!

  • @carlosmancilla3171
    @carlosmancilla3171 3 роки тому +3

    i can't stop laughing so i just suscribed hahahaha (i want to move to Sweden soon for a Phd So i value this tips)

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  3 роки тому +2

      Oh you're going to have a lovely time here following them Carlos! ^^

  • @diegovillalobos5364
    @diegovillalobos5364 Рік тому

    Randomly found! Absolutely hilarious....And cute ;)

  • @sofiaannexochiquetzal8162
    @sofiaannexochiquetzal8162 3 роки тому +2

    😅😂 i just fell in love with u 😹

  • @MisCapitalA
    @MisCapitalA 2 роки тому +1

    this is so funny

  • @MichaTheLight
    @MichaTheLight 2 роки тому +2

    So sarcasm is key

  • @forgs4lyf328
    @forgs4lyf328 2 роки тому +1

    Ikea blåhaj, i love youuuuu 🦈❤️

  • @pandabear8551
    @pandabear8551 4 роки тому +1

    Super funny

  • @melisacai1992
    @melisacai1992 Рік тому

    I will be adding an "oo" always to the end of every sentence end forever from now on.

  • @ccalexander1924
    @ccalexander1924 Рік тому

    What is that thing sitting next to the shark

  • @JackiJinx
    @JackiJinx Рік тому

    I learned that I'm closeted Swede today. Is there a pill for that? Laughed so hard, thank you

  • @paulamozolli
    @paulamozolli Рік тому +2

    so cutee 🥰

  • @noatinco7031
    @noatinco7031 4 роки тому

    You’re the best

  • @renrose2386
    @renrose2386 3 роки тому +4

    I don't know why I'm watching this

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  3 роки тому +4

      your subconsciousness wants that Swedish seggsiness

  • @valeriebay7838
    @valeriebay7838 Рік тому

    Oh so that how you please the ravens of Odin thanks for the tip love.

  • @honeyqueen28
    @honeyqueen28 4 роки тому +2

    ♥️♥️♥️

  • @Vandringslust
    @Vandringslust Рік тому +4

    "How do blind people know when they're done wiping" 😂😂😂

  • @captainhindsight2431
    @captainhindsight2431 Рік тому +1

    I like the shark

  • @AlexandraBryngelsson
    @AlexandraBryngelsson 2 роки тому +1

    You said all sexualities and political affiliations. But just to be shure does it still work for a trans bisexual trotskyist?

  • @Agrover112
    @Agrover112 Рік тому

    This is what my Text to Speech AI sounds like , no prosody whatsoever lol

  • @marcusjohansson5686
    @marcusjohansson5686 Рік тому +1

    This video might have had one too many Swedish in-group jokes, for being a video meant for non-Swedes

  • @brodi77
    @brodi77 4 роки тому +11

    you're very handsome

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  4 роки тому +1

      but good lord Valentina, you make me very wiggly inside. You're clearly confused, but TY

    • @brodi77
      @brodi77 4 роки тому

      @@FishSlappee im not confiused i just have a thing for swedes

  • @mikewoolie5153
    @mikewoolie5153 Рік тому

    You should also add the famous Fish Fight that Monty Python obviously stole from your country.

  • @otexmusic6881
    @otexmusic6881 3 роки тому

    Swedish girls they don't want to be friends with arabian men i was in relation with swedish girl in insta because i'm living in morocco & because i'm far they don't look about far men it's that true?

  • @boredomhitter
    @boredomhitter 4 роки тому +2

    *--Clearingthroat-*-
    Du har är så vacker!
    Umm, would you like for some Fika tomorrow afternoon? Muehehehe
    (Did I succeed yet?! -_-')

    • @FishSlappee
      @FishSlappee  4 роки тому +1

      You clearly need no tips, you've got this down perfectly ✨👌

  • @Mamoftwins
    @Mamoftwins Рік тому

    I like The way that you explain 😂😂😂but any ways I don’t think about dating in Sweden..just work 👩‍🏫

  • @misshappymonyo4802
    @misshappymonyo4802 4 роки тому +3

    Oh!my ribs hurt...🤣🤣🤣

  • @mab3900
    @mab3900 3 роки тому

    Häftigt! 😂

  • @cornyhub1255
    @cornyhub1255 4 роки тому

    "eww oi smild that burp of yours"

  • @mrthomaslaux1
    @mrthomaslaux1 2 роки тому +3

    Genius 🤣

  • @lakshansamarasinghe2439
    @lakshansamarasinghe2439 Рік тому +1

    F*cking hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amadiohastruck4331
    @amadiohastruck4331 2 роки тому +2

    Then how in the world do you people have have such a high body count compared to the rest of the world ?

    • @johnsmith-ht3sy
      @johnsmith-ht3sy 6 місяців тому

      1960s CIA used the media to spread this misinformation.

  • @dariabatrin7348
    @dariabatrin7348 Рік тому +1

    You are soooo funny to me that I am worried:))

  • @thegroovee
    @thegroovee Рік тому

    Bro, you are funny

  • @annabellavana842
    @annabellavana842 Рік тому +1

    lmfao This vvideo is so freaking hilarious! bahahahahahahahahaha

  • @jasminel1272
    @jasminel1272 Рік тому

    You're funny

  • @bloomingk4569
    @bloomingk4569 3 роки тому +1

    You're funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bearllande
    @bearllande 3 роки тому +4

    omg you're so blonde, i just wanna dress you up like barbie

  • @ProundOfGaga
    @ProundOfGaga 3 роки тому +1

    You’re funny 🙈