I wish I read the book instead of watching this…now I’ve just had the general story spoiled to me in a minute and a half. I managed to avoid doing this with 1984 for two years and yet, somehow, I gave in within a matter of months with this one
@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica Eh it’s not really your fault, I should’ve known what I was getting into when I clicked on the video lol! I’m definitely still going to read it when I get the chance
@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica knowing what you're getting into makes it less suddenly jarring to find yourself reading, but it's just as gruesome even when expecting it.
I like the last scene where judge meets the kid , says “well, this west is sure wild” and they laugh and they go drink hot chocolate together and the whole town erupts into the dance. At least two statements here are true
The judge said to the man That was quite the bloody meridian now wasn't it? The man spat and spoke in a bullish tone Now I know that you are the judge of this here meridian after all
My favorite moment in the book was when judge holden said "wow this meridian sure is bloody" and then the kid said "what are you holden" and the judge replied "holden deez nuts"
He's way too short. The Judge is like 7 feet tall and I think Dean Norris is 5'7. Obviously finding a good actor that is 7 foot would be inpossible but Dean is just too short to even pretend to be that tall.
@@surrealhumor1235 nah I think both darkness and evilness of the world can be compared tbh. (Correct me if I'm wrong) Both world can be survived if you were stuck there like in blood meridian you can just not be in America and just like idk stayed in Europe? Idk but for berserk I think just become Griffith follower if he's not going on a sacrifice again(again correct me if I'm wrong)
Love how this got into my recommendations. "Towering over them all is the Algorithm and he is naked dancing, his small servers lively and quick and now in doubletime, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous database. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never shutdown. He bows to the uploaders and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the Algorithm."
At least you can avoid Diddy's parties. There's no point where you can say "NO" to Judge Holden since you already violated consent in his mind by existing
The Kid took a crap and it led to his demise. Hank Schrader took a crap and it led to his demise. If this teaches us anything, it is that constipation may save your life!
"Would you like to dance with me?" "Uh, no because you tried to uh do something to me when I was a kid so no I'm not going to dance with you" Realistic interaction
My favorite part of the book is when the judge said "it's judging time!" And the kid said "I'm just kidding" and also, when the kid said "maybe the real meridian, was the blood we made along the way" and the judge replied "this truly is our bloody meridian "
Should be 21+ rated I heard if blood meridian had an adaption it needs a new type of rating system definitely like above the highest but idk what's it's called I forgor
My favourite scene was when the Judge said “I’m back for blood. And this time…its meridian” then judged all over the place and won the saloon dance off against the Kid
I know I was reading a masterpiece when Judge Holden said "I guess we are in the Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" and judged his holden to the kids.
Sheldon Cooper’s bathroom schedule wouldn’t allow him to use an outhouse therefore he’s smarter and stronger than Judge Holden who could never defeat him.
"Are you Judge because you judge, or do you judge because you're Judge" "Nah, I'd judge, because among the Indians and the Mexicans, I alone am the diddliest (and deadliest)"
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"Ill be the judge of that"
That physically hurt me
Good
Did it grab Holden you or something?
You’re one to judge
That's very judgemental of you
We're breaking the law, breaking the rule, kowase
And they say Blood Meridian was unadaptable
The adaptations won’t beat this
Robert Eggers certainly could adapt this video into a feature film.
What did he do to the kid? 🌚
You. Don't want to know...
I want to know!
"Ill be the judge of that"
My ribs exploded
🎉
I couldn’t Holden my laughter
@@yessssgetinnnn💀
@@yessssgetinnnn that actually made me laugh 😂
When Holden told the boy it’s time to be judged I got so disturbed
wtf why did I read the book twice when I could have just watched this
I wish I read the book instead of watching this…now I’ve just had the general story spoiled to me in a minute and a half.
I managed to avoid doing this with 1984 for two years and yet, somehow, I gave in within a matter of months with this one
@@WaterVolt1917 I'm sorry about that. I robbed you of that experience of reading it for the first time.
@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica Eh it’s not really your fault, I should’ve known what I was getting into when I clicked on the video lol! I’m definitely still going to read it when I get the chance
@@TheRealNingenOfAntarctica knowing what you're getting into makes it less suddenly jarring to find yourself reading, but it's just as gruesome even when expecting it.
not to mention every chapter is headlined with light spoilers anyway, so you watching this is semi consistent and not totally ruining@@qwopiretyu
This was truly the blood meridian we made along the way.
I loved the part when the Judge said “Well the Kid, this will be your last blood meridian, or, the evening redness in the west” BRAVO MCCARTHY
@@Edge_Boyekino
It was the lipan scalps we got along the way
The judge judged everywhere…
He's gonna joooooodge
@@herbertmoon998 Let him judgeeee!
With his albino salami.
"it's judgin' time!"
He sure did something all over
I like the last scene where judge meets the kid , says “well, this west is sure wild” and they laugh and they go drink hot chocolate together and the whole town erupts into the dance.
At least two statements here are true
When the judge said "wow this blood sure is meridian" and then the kid said "dont be so quick to judge" i cried. Truley a book
The judge said to the man
That was quite the bloody meridian now wasn't it?
The man spat and spoke in a bullish tone
Now I know that you are the judge of this here meridian after all
He never dies…. That’s a happy ending right?
….right
It was truly a moment when they left the past behind by hugging it out.
@@pizzacheeseman2854 Atleast that's what he says.
When The Judge said “I’ll be the Judge of that”….chills…
What are we, some kind of blood meridian or the evening redness in the west by renowned author Cormac Mcarthy?
Absolute literature
And then he started judging all over the place
He is shitposting, shitposting
He says that he will never die
Underrated comment, holy f
He dances in memes and in reddit and he is a great favorite.
@@gradefprofessional he says that internet will never forget him
He says he will never cringe
What man would not be a troll if he could, it’s a great thing, the troll.
And then the Judge went on to Judge all over the children and the Native Americans and dogs
DOGS??!!!
Dogs
bro
@@jamonyqueso6328 puppies that he bought from a half-breed mexican kid to be exact
He bought puppies just to throw them off the bridge💀💀
*comedic look to camera*
"He's right behind me, isn't me?"
The men at the jakes be like: Uh guys, you're gonna wanna see this...
**canned laughter.mp3**
“He never sleeps, he says that he will never die.”
And then he Judged all over everyone
He is a great favorite.
Can't believe he was based off a real person, some people just want to see the world burn.
@@monkey1053hes just like me frfr
@@Nooy_ yo really? Let's meet up and "judge" some people
My favorite moment in the book was when judge holden said "wow this meridian sure is bloody" and then the kid said "what are you holden" and the judge replied "holden deez nuts"
Lol
I’m wheezing
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
“how about another Judge, murray??”
“no I think we’ve Holden onto enough of your Judges”
"There can only be one blood in this meridian" - The Kid
What is this Highlander?
Glanton: “so what are we? Some kinda Blood Meridian?”
Cant wait for the judging bad spin off - better call the sheriff
Better call god
God noped out after the idea for this book was conceived
Still the Holden would find his way through@@mat-ys2gl God be like' I am not paid enough for this shit'😂.
Dean Norris as Judge…I could see that.
Jesus The Kid, They arent rocks! They are Minerals!
@@SaulBadman-wb5kthahahah his name is just “the kid”
and the “the” has to be included
Nah Marlon Brando
He's way too short. The Judge is like 7 feet tall and I think Dean Norris is 5'7. Obviously finding a good actor that is 7 foot would be inpossible but Dean is just too short to even pretend to be that tall.
It’s judgin‘ time! And then he judged all over the kid
he WHAT all over the kid???
💀
JUDGE. HIM. ON. THE. TOILET
No way…💀💀
Ohhhhhh shit
The darker the media the sillier the fans in action
Why is this fucking true.
Works vice versa too. The sillier the media, the more depraved the fans are
Signalis for example
@@Dingleton-db2lcsonic and fnaf both prove your point
This can also work the other way around (mlp, loud house, Pokémon)
It’s blood meridianing time
And then he meridianed all over the place
This is the Blood Meridian movie adaptation we’ve been waiting for!
"I'll be the judge of that" said The Judge.
🔥🔥🔥
When the Judge said “I’ll be the judge of that” I immediately started crying, absolute peak fiction.
It’s so bad it’s good
Agreed.
Something: existing
Judge Holden: 🤨
"Whatever exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent."
-Judge Holden 1850
Blood Meridian is just yeehaw Berserk.
Berserk looks like a slice of life manga compared to blood meridian
@@surrealhumor1235 nah I think both darkness and evilness of the world can be compared tbh. (Correct me if I'm wrong) Both world can be survived if you were stuck there like in blood meridian you can just not be in America and just like idk stayed in Europe? Idk but for berserk I think just become Griffith follower if he's not going on a sacrifice again(again correct me if I'm wrong)
@surrealhumor1235 Berserk does have it's universes counterpart, his name is Wyald
But yeehaw Guts loses BADLY... in an OUTHOUSE.
@@Friendpilledvisitmaxxer wyald would shiver if he saw holden
I like the part where the Judge says “I’ll be the judge of that” and judges all over the place
I swear judge judy has to be one of the most unsettling and intimidating villains ever
my favorite part was when judge holden said “it’s judging time” and judged all over the place. truly the story of all time
HANK VENTURE PFP SPOTTED🗣
@@bluetea8181 matt eddsworld…
Love how this got into my recommendations.
"Towering over them all is the Algorithm and he is naked dancing, his small servers lively and quick and now in doubletime, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous database. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never shutdown. He bows to the uploaders and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the Algorithm."
Always judging wherever it goes
That's like Blood Meridian meets I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
I'm traumatized just reading the 1st line.
Judge Holden was P. Diddy. "He be wanting to party and you GOT to tell him NO"
At least you can avoid Diddy's parties. There's no point where you can say "NO" to Judge Holden since you already violated consent in his mind by existing
@@BroadwayRonMexicoFr he should be the last person to talk about consent
Who's gonna stop him if you tell him now?
He never goons, yaps that he will never get mogged
Out of all the Blood Meridian UA-cam videos out there, this one is certainly one of them. 10/10
Judge holden saying "i'll be the judge of that" makes me think it was an intentional pun
The Kid took a crap and it led to his demise.
Hank Schrader took a crap and it led to his demise.
If this teaches us anything, it is that constipation may save your life!
Vincent Vega died because he was too constipated 😢
@@vxxiii4160if that ain’t the holy trinity of people that shidded themselves to death
he spat
he spat
he spat
he spat
he spat
he spat
he spat
he spat
Don't spit, nobody treats my kids that way. X'D
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 I’m not so sure you read books. Particularly with a response like that. 2/10 wouldn’t read it again
he went on
he went on
he went on
he went on
he went on
he rode on
he rode on
he went on
*the judge smiled*
So we have some readers here. Anybody want to weigh in on the pissing scene?
and then the kid said “You gotta be kiddin me, toadvine!”
The Kid on his way to murder some stranger in town for literally no reason at all
The kid just likes it
He was just kidding around
Who are you to judge?
@@Nooy_I’ll be the judge of that
He aint the type of guy that needs an excuse
Legit jump scare at the VERY end. 😅
Not as horrifying as the book but damn...
the blood meridian is essentially: Its basically wild west outlaws groups committed war crimes and became like apocalypse movie of Vietnam war.
You mean apocalypse now
"Would you like to dance with me?"
"Uh, no because you tried to uh do something to me when I was a kid so no I'm not going to dance with you"
Realistic interaction
My favorite part of the book is when the judge said "it's judging time!" And the kid said "I'm just kidding" and also, when the kid said "maybe the real meridian, was the blood we made along the way" and the judge replied "this truly is our bloody meridian "
Jesus, even this silly video can’t sugar coat the horror in that book.
Rip, Kid
0:32 If I wasn't tramatized before, I sure am now! :D
That shot of Dean Norris as The Judge made me spit out my coffee in laughter LMAO
Reading the book, analyzing it to bits, watching the 5 hour wendigoon video and several other hour long videos on it : 🤓
Watching this video : 😎
“I’ll be the judge of that” I cackled like a madman
I like the part he joined the army and met new friends and got out of the army a wiser and more disciplined soul.
RDR1 epilogue?
Blood meridian is basically a 18-rated version of red dead redemption
Have you ever even used a Explosive shotgun in rdr2?
Isn't RDR already rated M? I guess Blood Meridian would be rated AO then
This comment has the same energy as "the evil version of the kkk"
@@vxxiii4160It absolutely would, otherwise they'd have to tone it down by a lot
Should be 21+ rated I heard if blood meridian had an adaption it needs a new type of rating system definitely like above the highest but idk what's it's called I forgor
My favourite scene was when the Judge said “I’m back for blood. And this time…its meridian” then judged all over the place and won the saloon dance off against the Kid
Amazing. Cormac McCarthy would’ve loved this brilliant film adaptation
This is ironically the best summary of Blood Meridian out there
“I’ll be the judge of that” “he says’s as I busted outs laughing”
My favourtie part of Bald Meridian is when the Judge says "Its judding time"" and judges everyon
“I’ll be the judge of that” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I hop nothing bad happens to me...judge holden: mmmm you look nice
Oh no
He's judging, judging.
He says he will never dance.
"I'll be the Judge of that"
-Some big infant.
Infant with big GGRRAAPPPPEEE
Judge Holden looks like Humpty Dumpty
This is the best fakin video about blood meridian that i have seen in entire youtube
As someone who has never read blood meridian I can confirm this is a completely accurate representation of the story.
My favorite part in the book was when the gang all went to the Indian village and they all danced and had a great time
I like the part where the kid said: “I’m just kidding”
“We are going in circles on a path of violence glanton!”
“I guess you can call it a…blood meridian.”
He is edging, edging
He says that he will never c-
I know I was reading a masterpiece when Judge Holden said "I guess we are in the Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" and judged his holden to the kids.
Sheldon Cooper’s bathroom schedule wouldn’t allow him to use an outhouse therefore he’s smarter and stronger than Judge Holden who could never defeat him.
"What are you some sort of Blood Meridian?"
ZAMN, bro really leaked rdr3 plot with this one
*sitting in the outhouse, naked albino Koolaid man busts through door* OOOOOOOHHHH YYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
This truly was a blood meridian experience
I gently open the door...
"I am the Judge that is Holden this gang together."
So Blood Meridian is just Berserk without supernatural stuff.
"You Need my DNA kid, Everything that exists NEEDS my DNA in them"
Is it bad that I laughed at "I'll be the judge of that"? 😭
It was a great punt
The kid had a taste for violence he had a chance to join cattlemen but instead joined the filibusters than the glanton gang and had his fun
“What’s he a judge of”
“…that”
my favorite part was when Judge Holden said "it's judging time" and then proceeded to holden all over the place
truly one of the meridians of all time
Quasimodo predicted all this
Who did what?
Isn't it funny you have the hunchback of Notre Dame and then you got the half back and quarterback from Notre Dame
@@Blueon123Quasimodo never did have the makings of a varsity athlete.
Nostradamus! Quasimodo was the hunchback of the Notre-Dame
20 years in outhouse... Not a fuckin peep
They done tiktokified blood meridian
Closest thing we’re ever gonna get to a Blood Meridian movie
"i'll be the judge of that" ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
"I am shuh that nothing else bad will evel, evel happen to me"
That goes hard
and they said that it couldnt be put into a film
I like the part in the book when Holden said “ITS JUDGIN TIME”
“And if I described what happened in the outhouse UA-cam would take this video out back and do what the Judge is about to do to me.”
Dutch to Arthur be like
“Hey kid-“
When the Kid came in and said “Guys, I’m just kidding.” that was truly the Blood Meridian of all time
"Are you Judge because you judge, or do you judge because you're Judge"
"Nah, I'd judge, because among the Indians and the Mexicans, I alone am the diddliest (and deadliest)"
This is miles better than the film James Franco would've made, based on his test footage.
my favorite part is when the judge says, "I'll be the judge of that.", and judges all over the place
Truly the best movie adaptation I’ve ever seen.
I even remember when the entire theater Cheered when The Judge Said “I’ll be the judge of that.”
"Oh boy i sure hope no one is here to judge" i said with joy!
"Nuh Uh I'm here to judge you" Said the judge man
Dammit Judge Holden can't stop it with the tiktok dances I swear
He's a bit silly
He is judging, judging
He says that he will never die.
“what’s a youtube video??” 🤣🤣
Having never read the book but watched a bit of the wendigoon video this is a perfect summary
And then Judge Holden proceeded to Holden all over the place
Judge Holden really pulled multiple gamer moves with this one