How to Win ANY battle using ARCHERY ONLY - Bannerlord Archery Only Challenge

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • In this video, Koifish attempts to show you how to win ANY battle in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord using nothing but archery! So sit back and relax as the BEST Mount and Blade player takes you through a journey of Calradia, using nothing but a bow to fight off his enemies, drive away bandits and take over CASTLES! Winning a siege has never been this easy!
    This video is in the same style as my other "How to" videos, where I, Koifish, teaches you a wide variety of ways to play Mount and Blade, Both Warband and Bannerlord! The style is similar to other UA-camrs that I watch and enjoy, such as RT game and Callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience and Spiffing Brit.
    Title: How to Win ANY battle using ARCHERY ONLY - Bannerlord Archery Only Challenge
    Last challenge video Title: Real Meatball Hours 2 - Empire Total War
    #koifish #challenge #Bannnerlord

КОМЕНТАРІ • 207

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 роки тому +99

    *GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN*
    It's me, Slim-Koifish (ha ha I wish). BACK AT IT AGAIN IN BANNERLORD! This time, with a super spicy ARCHER ONLY CHALLENGE! Will he do it? Oh yes he will!
    Please join my secret archery society (we're totally not just a discord): discord.com/invite/Trnr3UE

    • @phil385
      @phil385 3 роки тому +3

      Haha yes you're so funny swede man, please bear my children

    • @phil385
      @phil385 3 роки тому +1

      @Jonaseks He does

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +2

      @Jonaseks I literally linked it in the comment your replying to...

    • @thewanderer9958
      @thewanderer9958 3 роки тому

      Play can only, kuzait horde
      *mongolian singing*
      Even better, cavalry riflemen only campaign(Cossacks? I’d say more US cavalry, Wild West gang)

    • @varangianguard7102
      @varangianguard7102 3 роки тому +1

      @@Koifish
      more mount and blade average experiences
      what do you mean I'm late???

  • @philipprovencher2622
    @philipprovencher2622 3 роки тому +237

    Archer only isn't a challenge in Banner Lord, it's the META

    • @eamax
      @eamax 2 роки тому +3

      Historically, the battles fought against the English were the vast majority, if not all in some cases, of longbow archers and they won by the archer's advantage over enemy soldiers.

  • @marcus4046
    @marcus4046 3 роки тому +250

    this seems familiar......

  • @ValeriusWraith
    @ValeriusWraith 3 роки тому +61

    "Looters commit the 50% of the Crimes in Calradia... The other 50% is commited by me."

  • @th5154
    @th5154 3 роки тому +50

    - medieval SOAD cover
    - health cheats
    - high pitch screams
    yeah, it's a Koifish vid allright xD

  • @couchpotatoe91
    @couchpotatoe91 3 роки тому +134

    3:51 That moment when you begin chanting Jewish folksongs because you think a pentagram is the same as the star of David.

    • @andrpaulino
      @andrpaulino 3 роки тому +15

      had me breathless for a moment xd

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 3 роки тому +28

      >Implying Judaism isn't Devil-worship.

    • @yaznarerkinsaw1914
      @yaznarerkinsaw1914 3 роки тому +4

      @@HolyFurryFish1998 True that, even Jesus called those who were part of the Temple of Jerusalem sons of Satan.

    • @rjb8684
      @rjb8684 3 роки тому +8

      @@yaznarerkinsaw1914 satan wasn’t invented until well after Jesus death.

    • @johndoen8000
      @johndoen8000 2 роки тому

      I thought it was Morroco's national anthem at first.

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 3 роки тому +270

    lolxd you played the same game as spiffin brit despite being in the mnb community for years? COPYCAT

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +159

      Omg I copied my dad for having his genes omfg cringe

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 3 роки тому +15

      Spiffing Brit is a wanker, we do not acknowledge his existence

    • @sebastianlodge7549
      @sebastianlodge7549 3 роки тому +13

      TheCheeseLord
      I disagree

    • @slein1055
      @slein1055 3 роки тому +5

      @@Koifish ye, that's kinda cringe bro

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd 3 роки тому +1

      I swear someone else also did an archer only challenge, and uploaded about 4 hours earlier. COPY?

  • @pjthehomelessmage
    @pjthehomelessmage 3 роки тому +51

    The Geneva suggestion. Now that’s an idea!

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому

      This is why I always exterminate populace when i fight against genovese in Med2

  • @jakobhawkins77
    @jakobhawkins77 3 роки тому +15

    One thing I gotta say I enjoy about Bannerlord. Is that the troops HAVE to get into combat to increase xp. I noticed after three battles of Archers just mowing down looters that my peasant melee units never got XP

  • @flyingfish5054
    @flyingfish5054 3 роки тому +94

    The Spiffing Swede

  • @jakemiller2507
    @jakemiller2507 3 роки тому +6

    the medieval pumped up kicks got me 21:16

    • @FTQuake
      @FTQuake 3 роки тому

      I’m so glad others noticed that

  • @humbleguardsman5578
    @humbleguardsman5578 3 роки тому +31

    "You know what else is legal? BEASTALITY let's go" that's a big poggers moment.

  • @nickchiappelli8907
    @nickchiappelli8907 3 роки тому +76

    I just realized I’ve only seen one pregnant Chinese lady in my whole life.

    • @deutschamerikaner
      @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому +6

      They’re probably made up by CNN tbh

    • @daborinkid7279
      @daborinkid7279 3 роки тому +14

      Deutsch Amerikaner the liberal media has made up covid 19, cancer, diabetes, canada leprechauns and pregnant asian woman

    • @deutschamerikaner
      @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому +2

      @Hero Jido Soylent green? More like Chinese people.

    • @mikemackay86
      @mikemackay86 3 роки тому +11

      I believe that Chinese people lay clusters of eggs in their subterranean nests once every 6 years.

    • @memes_haram
      @memes_haram 3 роки тому +3

      @@deutschamerikaner nah they’re made in vachina

  • @hubix_r6639
    @hubix_r6639 3 роки тому +18

    Thanks for vide bro! After my game in league of toxicity i was so fcking tilted, but thanks to your beautiful accent and personality i am happy now :)

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +6

      You're welcome my dude! :D

  • @SnowyV88
    @SnowyV88 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m gonna turn the Geneva convention into a Geneva suggestion” 🤣

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 3 роки тому +3

    21:04 This may truly be the best collection of insults before a battle that I have ever heard.

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 3 роки тому +1

    9:56 "Ay, I love the scent of greek fire by the morn. Smelleth of victory."

  • @Queen_Olivene
    @Queen_Olivene 3 роки тому +2

    12:00 based Koifish

  • @phil385
    @phil385 3 роки тому +7

    Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by

  • @gregoryellis4366
    @gregoryellis4366 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't expect to hear Toxicity by SoaD. I was pleasantly surprised mate haha 🤙🏻

  • @TheOneTrueKaiser
    @TheOneTrueKaiser 3 роки тому +3

    finally, A BANNERLORD VIDEO

  • @knighthunter1791
    @knighthunter1791 3 роки тому

    14:27 that "😳heh..." really caught me off guard

  • @thecheeselord5943
    @thecheeselord5943 3 роки тому +4

    Koifish blessing us with the best way to pick up chicks using bannerlord

  • @kairoshin
    @kairoshin 3 роки тому +4

    Also that medieval SoaD just hits different

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 3 роки тому

    12:10 hey look it's faze banks throwing that sucker punch that broke his hand against a random stranger while also exposing his monk-like baldspot. oh wait this character has his hair in the opposite places that banks has his hair LOL

  • @Robolord123
    @Robolord123 3 роки тому +3

    Koifish can we have a video of you just showing short clips with you saying "Huraah!" over it? That'd be top tier content.

  • @user-el2yw1kb5h
    @user-el2yw1kb5h 3 роки тому

    Koifish: Oh,I forgot the evening prayer... ALLAAAAAH

  • @lukascreech3229
    @lukascreech3229 2 роки тому +1

    Today marks the day I learned you could crouch in Mount & Blade.

  • @MrFoxUltima
    @MrFoxUltima 3 роки тому +2

    Swedish accent goes so well with the over the top jokes xD

  • @Jigachader
    @Jigachader 3 роки тому +2

    spiffing but funny? Pog
    and he used in taberna song ck2 soundtrack omg nic
    and he also uses songs from that techno mediveal mix wow

  • @igorpaula3071
    @igorpaula3071 3 роки тому +9

    the 13% percent joke was a pleasant surprise

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 3 роки тому +4

    According to Susan Wabbajack, you should mail me your credit card

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому +2

    “All ye bully rooks with your buskin boots...”

  • @Drakondaq
    @Drakondaq 2 роки тому

    You could have been archers in my army, but you're just really aggressive geologists!
    Impromptu circumcisions by Arrow!

  • @jamesspargo9399
    @jamesspargo9399 3 роки тому +1

    13:57. Music is the medieval version of BFG Division from Doom 😂

  • @WinterPhoenixForestKirin
    @WinterPhoenixForestKirin 3 роки тому +1

    12:32 and 12:47 . Koifish is using comedy to drop some major truth-bombs. Nice subversion! 😁

  • @Pixelatorize
    @Pixelatorize 3 роки тому +3

    22:52 This will be giving me nightmares..

  • @derandy6076
    @derandy6076 3 роки тому +3

    medival system of a down... poggers🤙

  • @Drvol1
    @Drvol1 3 роки тому +1

    I'm Italian. I heard my National Anthem at 2:11. I coomed. True story.

  • @EslayerTM
    @EslayerTM 3 роки тому +2

    "its like a pregnant chinese lady, i never seen one." hold up now you made me realise i never seen a pregnant asian either

    • @Chiinkayy
      @Chiinkayy 3 роки тому

      As an asian i can confirm that we lay eggs

    • @kakhakheviashvili6365
      @kakhakheviashvili6365 Рік тому

      Hold the f up... I've never seen one either...
      Chinese are CIA plot CONFIRMED

  • @lykan6401
    @lykan6401 3 роки тому

    You sound like Fishy Medieval Anomaly and i love it.

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 3 роки тому

    That bench conversation was great...

  • @kalinangelove2297
    @kalinangelove2297 3 роки тому +8

    1:52 So.... I guess we are waiting for the glorious return of our Lord and Savior : HE'S A SAINT in Ck3. Time to bust out the old Jesus Foreskin Church and have Jesus rule Jerusalem (again)

  • @zaikolebolsh5724
    @zaikolebolsh5724 3 роки тому +9

    Why people do "only Archer challenge"? is literally not a challenge is how 80% of the player base actually play the game

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 3 роки тому +1

    Epic as always lord Koifish.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +1

      Thank you Mr. Curry (what a chad name)

    • @robertcurry389
      @robertcurry389 3 роки тому

      Koifish Thank you Mr. Koifish. You’ve made my day!

  • @duongngoc6715
    @duongngoc6715 2 роки тому

    where is your other video in Mount and Blade Guides playlist man , all was great

  • @mrhenk007
    @mrhenk007 3 роки тому +2

    "aggressive geologists" XD

  • @allisterweir8818
    @allisterweir8818 3 роки тому

    "C'mon then you tosspot"
    I love it

  • @ii-pg8ns
    @ii-pg8ns 3 роки тому

    But most funny in video was when he said that he forgot evening prayer

  • @kazanshin4108
    @kazanshin4108 3 роки тому

    *Ballista ballista, it is time for Reconquista*

  • @atomiccheddar
    @atomiccheddar 3 роки тому

    25:23 Nice easter-egg? Ye though you could pull a sneaky!

  • @onionofshame1402
    @onionofshame1402 3 роки тому

    that medieval Toxicity fuckin slaps

  • @paritoshd
    @paritoshd 3 роки тому +12

    6:41 What's this? Koifish cheating HP? At least Simo had the sense to make a joke out of it. TfueTfue, curse your 7th Grandfather.

  • @brednbudder
    @brednbudder 3 роки тому +2

    social distancing joke was pretty funny. i enjoy your and spiffing brits videos. haters gonna hate.

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 3 роки тому +1

    Nice i didn't knew that Simo had made another video his voice sounds slightly 3rd grade teachery

  • @tomaskristensen5607
    @tomaskristensen5607 Рік тому

    The fact that our very own koifish said “despite making up 30 % of the population, looters commit 50% of the crime”, tells me that he knows about the fact that “African Americans” make up 13% of the US population and commit 50% of the crime...
    That’s why it is so important to help the black community in keeping the fathers in the home...!

  • @itsafish4600
    @itsafish4600 3 роки тому

    hes back

  • @Ar0npr0ducti0ns
    @Ar0npr0ducti0ns 3 роки тому +2

    my name is definitly fun koifish

  • @thefourthrome
    @thefourthrome 3 роки тому +6

    0:32 you said Gay? Okay Koifish party is over #SAR, #CancelKoifish - said every basic white girl

  • @itspetz7421
    @itspetz7421 3 роки тому +1

    Have you ever collabed with spiffing brit?

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 роки тому +2

    The best thing is how much better at this run you are than Simo.

  • @kristiannicholson5893
    @kristiannicholson5893 3 роки тому

    The trees speak Battavian

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 Рік тому

    You need a shitton of archers/crossbows to break a shieldwall formation. Even just militias.

  • @aronthe5319
    @aronthe5319 2 роки тому

    What a wonderful name

  • @holloww_dwella
    @holloww_dwella 2 роки тому

    Koifish dropping so many redpills here

  • @evostage666
    @evostage666 3 роки тому

    I think Koifish forgot how eyes work having brown eyes does not mean you do not have whites of your eyes but he’s a fish so I can understand the disconnect

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 3 роки тому

    koifish jokes about ab comer castle but it's the only one i own smh

  • @thecommandant341
    @thecommandant341 3 роки тому

    Man who would've thunk it. archers can kill men with no shields!

  • @TheDanadobre
    @TheDanadobre 3 роки тому

    your southern accent is wonderful

  • @yodatheweeb
    @yodatheweeb Рік тому

    Says one has only crossbowmen, plays with Vlandia that literally is ONLY crossbowmen

  • @VijulcaT
    @VijulcaT 3 роки тому

    Immagine them implementing those archery perks into the game :3

  • @simoncvo4344
    @simoncvo4344 3 роки тому

    Playing Hebrew music with the satanic star alright xd

  • @mikeharris8657
    @mikeharris8657 3 роки тому

    I subscribed!

  • @specialc
    @specialc 3 роки тому

    Very nice, now do an archer only castle siege.

  • @insertnameindustries9941
    @insertnameindustries9941 3 роки тому

    Lol spiffing Brit eat your heart out

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 3 роки тому

    21:40 If no one else recognizes the music in the background; I do.
    Clever.

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 3 роки тому

    bruh you chroat-chopped those poor bandits in the beginning. rip

  • @Coolman-hb2vu
    @Coolman-hb2vu 3 роки тому +1

    Epic

  • @jakeobrien9963
    @jakeobrien9963 3 роки тому

    Koifish have you heard of the Battanian fian?

  • @dirtydeeds4free553
    @dirtydeeds4free553 3 роки тому +2

    :0 he didnt do the jump and screenshot ;-; i am sadness

  • @SenderBudYerGood
    @SenderBudYerGood 3 роки тому

    Mamama Mountain Blade!

  • @gernico13
    @gernico13 3 роки тому +4

    "He's actually the guitarist from the smiths" That's an F.

  • @thekriegsman1743
    @thekriegsman1743 3 роки тому

    Spiffing sweed

  • @xarderaz
    @xarderaz 3 роки тому

    HE'S A SAAAAIIIINNNNT?!!

  • @Didact-Ur
    @Didact-Ur 3 роки тому +1

    now im confused are you Swedish or a Swedish that likes Bows

  • @michaely409
    @michaely409 3 роки тому

    I can't prove it but I swear i heard System of a Down played on harps

  • @wordern3900
    @wordern3900 3 роки тому

    Noice thx fellow Swede

  • @randomnordmann4020
    @randomnordmann4020 2 роки тому

    Armor is made of butter in these games or this wouldn't have worked.

  • @Allmightygreat
    @Allmightygreat 3 роки тому

    You should do this for warband as well

  • @quantum174
    @quantum174 3 роки тому

    "1269, that is"
    akshually, in Bannerlord it would be 1069 *snort*

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому

    That Batannian was so based and redpilled

  • @swagincarnate5217
    @swagincarnate5217 2 роки тому

    3:50
    >shows pentagram
    >starts singing hava nagila
    what did he mean by this?

  • @jeroenwinthorst4689
    @jeroenwinthorst4689 3 роки тому

    Koifish kan you make a mount and blade bannerlord playthroug but its full of memes

  • @connorflynn1160
    @connorflynn1160 3 роки тому

    Somebody play some Godus? Those tunes slap anywhere.

  • @carltheoneeye9353
    @carltheoneeye9353 3 роки тому

    Mace only. Will 100% need a mod for mace units.

  • @Saint_Nerevar
    @Saint_Nerevar 3 роки тому

    If you go w khuzait and only go horse archer you can conquer the world with a surprisingly small army, and there's nobody who can catch you ehHeh

  • @LinkoofHyrule
    @LinkoofHyrule 3 роки тому

    commenting for the algorithm kidd

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому

      Replying for algorithm thank you!

  • @remipoujoulat7759
    @remipoujoulat7759 3 роки тому +1

    Gluten intolerant?
    *JUST GET OVER IT MAN*

  • @ShitBoi
    @ShitBoi 3 роки тому +2

    Ahhh you saw simo’s vid? :))))))))))))))

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I saw it, then in less than 6 hours I not only recorded, but edited and uploaded my video :D

    • @yo2026
      @yo2026 3 роки тому +1

      @@Koifish very credible alibi

    • @ShitBoi
      @ShitBoi 3 роки тому +1

      Koifish is safe

  • @kilemurfy5919
    @kilemurfy5919 3 роки тому

    Actually the earth is dinosaur shaped