Comedian Gerald Kelly - My Son vs My Daughter (CertifiedFunny)

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  • Опубліковано 11 бер 2013
  • Comedian Gerald Kelly Talks about the differences between raising a son vs raising a daughter.
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  • @victorsalgado6742
    @victorsalgado6742 Рік тому +32

    “i dont even know why they want you too come” if thats not my nephew he never knows why the teacher wants a meeting 😂😂

  • @PlumCrazy392
    @PlumCrazy392 4 роки тому +78

    As a father to a son and a daughter, this is the truest thing ever😂. I don’t know how many time I asked “how you get a hole there?!”😂😂😂

  • @taymosley1528
    @taymosley1528 Рік тому +10

    This brother is not lying about the report cards 🤣🤣…my sis A student..me mission impossible..hide em, forge em..I even turn 4 F into A’s 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leadup.renatto
    @leadup.renatto 2 роки тому +13

    Not the mop room! “206 that’s me!” 😂

  • @brooke8927
    @brooke8927 6 років тому +85

    This is my first time seeing, hearing Gerald Kelly's jokes. He is funny and easily relatable. Also..just have to acknowledge how amazing his eyes are.

  • @sixsixalex
    @sixsixalex 3 роки тому +24

    So many levels of funny "sometimes they be moving the class" 😁😁😁

  • @VICTORIA-bb1dz
    @VICTORIA-bb1dz 5 років тому +95

    I'm a teacher, and all if this is soooooo true!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KEIRAMEMES
    @KEIRAMEMES 4 роки тому +52

    Living with depression... This helps the most ! I love you for this ! Thank you so much for doing what you do Gerald Kelly ! 💙👑🙌✨💯🙌

    • @Abstract444
      @Abstract444 4 роки тому +4

      Put the full armor of God on it helps me. Blessed.

    • @thekellys7322
      @thekellys7322 3 роки тому +2

      Awww God bless you im just seeing this 🙏 🙌 im want to check on you please contact me on Instagram or Facebook In my DM

    • @tspks2128
      @tspks2128 2 роки тому +1

      Praying for you. I struggle too… but GOD! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 trust in him. He will get you through. Blessings. 🙏🏾

    • @sweetcandigirl2751
      @sweetcandigirl2751 2 роки тому +1

      Sending you prayers! Pray against the spirit of depression it is not of the Lord!!!!

    • @snurgumwurgum8238
      @snurgumwurgum8238 Рік тому

      None of you women know what depression is. I fucking DARE YOU to try and live as a man; If you woke up tommorrow and god told you "You're a man now; You live life like this" you would fucking kill yourself. This is why i laugh at women suffering and failing because you all treat us the same and have no awareness whatsoever what its like to be on the other side.

  • @jr.4338
    @jr.4338 Рік тому +6

    One of my favorite stand ups. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Рік тому +10

    "They ain't give them out yet" That was my favorite line when I was in school 😅

  • @Sofiaode18
    @Sofiaode18 9 місяців тому +2

    His son is a stand-up too. Great family

  • @N9NEfingers
    @N9NEfingers 2 роки тому +11

    Hilllllarious! Passed his gift to his son too👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️

  • @genesanders74
    @genesanders74 5 років тому +54

    OMG this brotha is the truth, i have a son and a daughter, he is not lying

  • @bodytv5629
    @bodytv5629 3 роки тому +15

    This is one of my favorite skits to this day! I have 3 boys and all during the school year I think about this skit!❤😂😂😂

  • @conz8089
    @conz8089 8 років тому +95

    FIRST... I heard this dude on pandara cracked me up laphin g at work I jus had to look him up...

    • @charlinia7777
      @charlinia7777 7 років тому +9

      That's where I first heard him too. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile!

    • @stillalive5882
      @stillalive5882 6 років тому +1

      Andrijana Dodenc just heard of him today funny dude in almost got send home for laughing so much

    • @davidsamuels6734
      @davidsamuels6734 5 років тому

      RIGHT!!!!!

    • @koocoo572
      @koocoo572 5 років тому

      Same just now

    • @ivanjefferson7475
      @ivanjefferson7475 4 роки тому

      I just did the exact samething 😭😭😭

  • @leosgirl987
    @leosgirl987 6 років тому +51

    Bruh his eyessssssssss

  • @894359
    @894359 Рік тому +8

    This dude is funny AF!

  • @slab817
    @slab817 4 місяці тому +1

    He said the janitor wanted him to meet in the mop room - Gerald Kelly has always been top-notch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.h1389
    @mr.h1389 2 роки тому +5

    his son is funny af to

  • @laurenmontgomery8015
    @laurenmontgomery8015 Рік тому +5

    Ohhhh my Goodness. This joke hit even harder today when he was on bad boys of comedy!🤌🏾 🤣🤣🤣
    All month me n my bae been hollerin "ITS JUNE MFA!!!!"

  • @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037
    @ontherisewithcandyceevette3037 5 років тому +17

    I have a son and daughter this is so true lol

  • @clwilliams9287
    @clwilliams9287 4 роки тому +11

    I listen to Pandora comedy and I always look forward to GK. He’s so funny.

  • @jknumber5138
    @jknumber5138 2 роки тому +3

    Me & my older sister exact same story💪🏽

  • @Erica92184
    @Erica92184 Рік тому +1

    I always hated the teacher moving the class. Lololol

  • @charlinia7777
    @charlinia7777 7 років тому +21

    He's hilarious!!!!

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +26

    I will admit, I've lied about report cards.

  • @wannabee525
    @wannabee525 6 місяців тому +1

    I haven't seen someone this funny in a loooooooong time

  • @JT-zm3pn
    @JT-zm3pn 5 років тому +8

    The impressions 😂

  • @omniscience9631
    @omniscience9631 10 місяців тому +2

    For real tho, teach your sons how to fight and make this really clear: "if you have to defend yourself and fight, i will defend you from your teachers or anyone who tries to tell you "it's wrong to fight your bullies" BUT if you are the one bullying other kids, i will punish you like you have no idea"
    Kids need to be prepared and stand for themselves but know that there is consequences if they bully others with the skills they possess.

  • @kbtrapjeans223
    @kbtrapjeans223 5 років тому +14

    That happened to me my mom came to the school to talk to 1 teacher and 3 more came n talked to her about me even a substitute teacher said something not s good day

  • @victorsalgado6742
    @victorsalgado6742 2 роки тому +3

    Just heard him on my pandora station while listening too bill burr glad he came on 😂

  • @jerardwashington7390
    @jerardwashington7390 4 роки тому +3

    Gerald kelly good friend of mine cool brother love his comedy as well

  • @MarioGray-fm9mz
    @MarioGray-fm9mz 9 місяців тому

    ❤ Gerald Kelly

  • @jessicablasingame1112
    @jessicablasingame1112 5 років тому +6

    Hes so funny! He loves his kids! I love his voices! All kids are great! He gets a kick out of his son! His son get a kick of him too! He describes masculine and feminine! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 Рік тому +1

    hilarious! wish i could see the whole standup

  • @kingtshilobo1849
    @kingtshilobo1849 3 роки тому +1

    Yo I’m cracking up 😂

  • @IamDaHuLKMcDaBeasT
    @IamDaHuLKMcDaBeasT 3 роки тому

    I'm hollerin 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Рік тому

    "It's June" 😂

  • @ACTIONDEEZY
    @ACTIONDEEZY 10 місяців тому

    Underrated for years

  • @tredhagoat1509
    @tredhagoat1509 2 роки тому

    1:22 Fr tho💯🤣

  • @lazygizmo
    @lazygizmo 3 роки тому +9

    Do you think it's odd that girls do so well and boys are struggling just to pass?

  • @rudtuck1463
    @rudtuck1463 4 роки тому

    back in school they low 🔑 be moving classes.... hahah

  • @humblebjewelry386
    @humblebjewelry386 6 років тому

    Come to Chicago

  • @reneegilbert2544
    @reneegilbert2544 5 років тому +1

    Chilly in his chest 😂😂😂

  • @dattnigga5134
    @dattnigga5134 5 років тому +3

    Pandora got me here. Nigga need more work and team up with earthquake on tour Nigga I'll be at every got damn show!

  • @billionaireno1
    @billionaireno1 3 місяці тому

    Consistently funny.

  • @gdaniels98gd
    @gdaniels98gd Рік тому

    This my best year ever idk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was me yo

  • @geraldwilliams2028
    @geraldwilliams2028 3 роки тому +2

    Ion even know
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 4 роки тому

    I was chilly in my chest😂

  • @bigwill6127
    @bigwill6127 5 місяців тому

    Real talk

  • @MaxB1080
    @MaxB1080 11 місяців тому

    The janitor!!!

  • @NoMuShRoOmS
    @NoMuShRoOmS 5 років тому +6

    wish i had eyes like that

    • @chelseaap
      @chelseaap 5 років тому +1

      Why its creepy

  • @cee_xx
    @cee_xx 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂 yoooooo

  • @tippdavis7110
    @tippdavis7110 Рік тому +1

    Can someone please tell me the name of this show?? This dude funny af😂😂😂

  • @blsnonu7315
    @blsnonu7315 Рік тому +1

    Funny 😂

  • @curtisstapleton7167
    @curtisstapleton7167 4 роки тому

    Lmmfaooooooooooo..yes I raised 4 boyz all too tru

  • @Rhythmicons
    @Rhythmicons Рік тому +1

    A Catholic Priest at the school that I attended told my father that I was the King Asshole.

  • @HollisBrownmanofvalor
    @HollisBrownmanofvalor 4 роки тому

    He is the man

  • @FD-mt7vs
    @FD-mt7vs 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone else from AGT

  • @ohioboy7574
    @ohioboy7574 4 роки тому

    That nigga said it was chili in my chest

  • @iam01
    @iam01 3 роки тому

    Fucking Hilarious!!!

  • @downsouthrapvault
    @downsouthrapvault 2 роки тому

    GK really gotta get some new material, he used this shit on def comedy jam and America’s got talent last week.

  • @onlyme883
    @onlyme883 3 роки тому

    Damn that was funny

  • @XaphillyatedX
    @XaphillyatedX 2 роки тому

    what was the name of this whole spcial ? was it his only ?

  • @DJ_Katone
    @DJ_Katone Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThisGirl_Tan
    @ThisGirl_Tan 2 роки тому

    Certified 🤣🤣🤣

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 4 роки тому

    😆 lol👌😂

  • @ripsey_muscle
    @ripsey_muscle 3 роки тому

    He remind me of a Frenchie with green eyes

  • @alishajoh
    @alishajoh 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rehmanali9087
    @rehmanali9087 5 років тому +5

    This dude looks like huell

  • @ThatBo03
    @ThatBo03 3 роки тому +1

    No lies detected.

  • @nancydavis4618
    @nancydavis4618 14 днів тому

    My dad favored my sister and me

  • @realmetv4006
    @realmetv4006 6 років тому

    I am Joshua school he should have got your eyes

  • @maheshshahi01
    @maheshshahi01 7 років тому

    paplic

  • @chelseaap
    @chelseaap 5 років тому +9

    His eyes are creepy

  • @LimitlessHoops
    @LimitlessHoops Рік тому

    This blind guy's funny

  • @raresuta5895
    @raresuta5895 5 років тому +3

    He's funny but it's very hard for me to understand what he is saying

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 3 роки тому

    dafuq is up with his eyes?

    • @kayloose2756
      @kayloose2756 3 роки тому +2

      He has pale green eyes lol

    • @jidowu6019
      @jidowu6019 2 роки тому +1

      that's the color of his eyes my g

  • @freshfade28
    @freshfade28 2 роки тому

    Funny but those eyes creep me out