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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • LADIES, ARE YOU READY TO GET A MAN IN YOUR LIFE?
    TWITTER: / filthyfrank
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @lgleopard13
    @lgleopard13 5 років тому +25497

    I tried all these steps and now I’m happily married.

  • @Dufresne117
    @Dufresne117 8 років тому +2200

    "Your a homosexual if you don't like vagina" -Filthy Frank 2016
    the most accurate statement I've ever heard.

    • @MansoorSyed241
      @MansoorSyed241 8 років тому +39

      +George Dufresne But what about lesbians?

    • @justinz.1303
      @justinz.1303 8 років тому +19

      +Mansoor Syed that's homosexual

    • @cryaboutit432
      @cryaboutit432 8 років тому +14

      +Mansoor Syed I guess... homosexualism only applies to men.

    • @bob-km4uq
      @bob-km4uq 8 років тому +1

      +Mansoor Syed he was talking about men

    • @0warijiRoyal
      @0warijiRoyal 8 років тому +1

      3:00 shots fired

  • @Sai-nd1bg
    @Sai-nd1bg 5 років тому +5307

    Let’s keep this real. He only included the subject of toilet paper to say Gayyetti

  • @VixxKong2
    @VixxKong2 4 роки тому +3488

    "Y'all niggas wildin"
    - Papa Franku

  • @christianhunt7382
    @christianhunt7382 5 років тому +17278

    Best part about filthy frank videos? Not an ad in sight.

    • @fernbeengone6391
      @fernbeengone6391 5 років тому +113

      Christian Hunt homestly

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 5 років тому +1297

      It's worst part of the video, because we know UA-cam fucked those guys (frank, max, idubbbzm anything4views) so hard resulting almost all of their old videos are getting demonetized, which is one of reasons why they don't make any kind of videos like this anymore..

    • @christianhunt7382
      @christianhunt7382 5 років тому +414

      @@irvancrocs1753 he doesnt make videos like this anymore because he grew out of it, but as right as you are for others, you shouldnt take youtube comments so seriously. It's just a prank bro

    • @steelwall6655
      @steelwall6655 5 років тому +156

      If i remember correctly, ff never monitized his videos from the start

    • @christianhunt7382
      @christianhunt7382 5 років тому +20

      @The Casuist I dont think anyone picks up on the sarcasm ofthe post. ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

  • @isaacvasilyuk7398
    @isaacvasilyuk7398 4 роки тому +5889

    My girlfriend: I’m going on an organic diet
    Me: *flashbacks of filthy frank and terrified of what’s gonna happen

  • @TVFilthyFrank
    @TVFilthyFrank  8 років тому +10049

    Thanks for watching guys! I wanted to do something special for the ladies! Some clean, censored, fun!!
    Love you guys! :D

    • @bpo123
      @bpo123 8 років тому +463

      Love you too full homo

    • @xXLordTimmayXx
      @xXLordTimmayXx 8 років тому +82

      +TVFilthyFrank You are fucking crazy.

    • @Limon-cq5zu
      @Limon-cq5zu 8 років тому +37

      YE BOI

    • @erwinsmith5921
      @erwinsmith5921 8 років тому +38

      +TVFilthyFrank LOVE U FIRST

    • @Celtyyyyy
      @Celtyyyyy 8 років тому +58

      Love you daddy

  • @aceofspades2577
    @aceofspades2577 4 роки тому +371

    2016: HOW TO GET A MAN
    2020: Don't be down when it's over, baby, yeah
    I'll be your man

  • @isekvi122
    @isekvi122 5 років тому +5369

    Those chicken hearts are still in that apartment

  • @SkyWilliams
    @SkyWilliams 8 років тому +10494

    im married with 2 kids now after a day thank you papa frank

  • @morallybankrupt7132
    @morallybankrupt7132 5 років тому +6672

    This is a very deep video, they are basically throwing their hearts at her. Awwww

    • @l_Darkwulf_l
      @l_Darkwulf_l 5 років тому +58

      I like the number of likes , so I won't like but drop a reply,

    • @sllimq5257
      @sllimq5257 4 роки тому +18

      @@l_Darkwulf_l makes perfect sense

    • @Nobodyss21
      @Nobodyss21 4 роки тому +28

      Lul they really throwing “heart” to fanku

    • @kimyuri6937
      @kimyuri6937 4 роки тому +18

      Every gril wants the men "hearts" raw

    • @internetloser5606
      @internetloser5606 4 роки тому +7

      @@kimyuri6937 but it's RAW

  • @cumstain8389
    @cumstain8389 3 роки тому +1869

    Frank is honestly the hottest waifu on the internet no cap

  • @coopercaller
    @coopercaller 8 років тому +487

    "i need some dick in my life"
    *dies of laughter*

    • @shaggydog1675
      @shaggydog1675 8 років тому

      Ha.

    • @coopercaller
      @coopercaller 8 років тому

      ***** there's free wi-fi in HELL

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 8 років тому

      I played that scene in class

    • @coopercaller
      @coopercaller 8 років тому

      +KEEPAWAY PRODUCTION results?

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 8 років тому

      That One Hero I got a lot of people staring at me. The professor busted out laughing. Then after class a guy gave me his phone number.

  • @Stryker0810
    @Stryker0810 6 років тому +4280

    “gender is a social construct”
    filthy frank out here living in 2018

    • @tosterm
      @tosterm 5 років тому +86

      AngadKapoor filthy frank be woke

    • @gus6612
      @gus6612 4 роки тому +46

      @@tosterm more like making fun of that shit

    • @sinjunmorris5288
      @sinjunmorris5288 4 роки тому +29

      @@gus6612 Right. How does someone not see that?

    • @link4753
      @link4753 4 роки тому +6

      that has to be one of the dumbest sentences i heard

    • @alternativeaccount1072
      @alternativeaccount1072 4 роки тому +8

      World Health Organization actually approves O_O

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 8 років тому +3024

    This video is sexist, we need more equality, please change your name to TVFilthyFrancine or I will flag your channel

  • @nootsuspicious
    @nootsuspicious 4 роки тому +558

    I love how years after this video, they're still finding chicken hearts in the apartment

    • @erisudesu
      @erisudesu 3 роки тому +27

      they do?

    • @tula__
      @tula__ 2 роки тому +82

      Yeah he once said in an interview that the apartment was never cleaned.

    • @GunslingerLv
      @GunslingerLv 2 роки тому +9

      They are still there

    • @Azizi1163
      @Azizi1163 2 роки тому +9

      I wonder who lives there now 😂

    • @PanaSonyc
      @PanaSonyc 2 роки тому +21

      That apartment sure smells great!

  • @Lexim1699
    @Lexim1699 8 років тому +3376

    Thank you so much m8! I followed all these steps and I now have cancer.

    • @vp_wrld
      @vp_wrld 8 років тому +19

      As a man I can verify that this is the most accurate video I've seen in a while. I wish we could go back before the toilet paper age so I could eats ass the right way as explained in the video. With a face full of shit.

    • @Kipp274
      @Kipp274 8 років тому +1

      +Lexi1699 So... ur wathcing the ff show? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheCAPTSPARTAN
      @TheCAPTSPARTAN 8 років тому

      +Lexi1699 You should get that checked out.

    • @J242D
      @J242D 8 років тому +20

      "I habe de cAncer b0ss"

    • @danthemango
      @danthemango 8 років тому +8

      This comment has a better story arc than most movies.

  • @xVisuaLxEffects
    @xVisuaLxEffects 5 років тому +9620

    I hope in the future aliens judge the human race by this video.

    • @zachariasprice3762
      @zachariasprice3762 5 років тому +159

      Everything is transmited to space anyway. Our radio, TV, the Internet. Give it enough time and eventually everything will reach some random alien looking for alien life, including Sir Francis of the Filth.
      Actually some scientists are worried that all this could give away our location to hostile aliens.

    • @wawawiwa___
      @wawawiwa___ 5 років тому +147

      @@zachariasprice3762 dont worry, if they see filthy frank they will be too scared to invade

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 5 років тому +16

      @@zachariasprice3762 why would they be hostile

    • @Walterrubio8
      @Walterrubio8 5 років тому +2

      509 likeee

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 5 років тому +17

      This is actually the best of human race

  • @chrisperez4588
    @chrisperez4588 4 роки тому +13028

    Frank is protected by so many layers of irony he’s untouchable

    • @whitedeath5214
      @whitedeath5214 4 роки тому +378

      This comment is so underated that you cant help it but copy paste it on one of his video.

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 4 роки тому +257

      Filthy Frank - Ironic Immunity
      Idubbbz - Stoops to your level and beats you at your own game

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 4 роки тому +83

      It's amazing how many people don't know how to use the word irony

    • @abdouhaberraih3863
      @abdouhaberraih3863 4 роки тому +82

      ‘’ it’s just a prank bro ‘’ made him immortal

    • @user-ov9vr1wc2j
      @user-ov9vr1wc2j 4 роки тому +18

      I mean it’s only one layer of irony. A thick one tho.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 3 роки тому +438

    “We can only end AIDS with more feminism”
    He put effort into every detail.

  • @bonitopapito2539
    @bonitopapito2539 5 років тому +5471

    He still has the best outro of ALL TIME

  • @Onigirigarage
    @Onigirigarage 7 років тому +3115

    Thanks to this video I now have 20 boyfriends. Thanks Frank

  • @Armorion
    @Armorion 4 роки тому +3677

    That moment years later when you realize that you've never seen an ad on his videos.

    • @stargirl8444
      @stargirl8444 4 роки тому +117

      oh damn-

    • @Adamjr-hc4nc
      @Adamjr-hc4nc 4 роки тому +73

      Damn i do miss him tho

    • @Yeastmeister
      @Yeastmeister 4 роки тому +73

      Oh. My. God.
      I miss you, Franku...

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 роки тому +191

      I mean 95% of his content is unmonetizable. is that even a fucking word

    • @gangstergoji2k5isgod
      @gangstergoji2k5isgod 3 роки тому +8

      There are the music videos

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 4 роки тому +844

    *Filthyfrank is the philosopher we wanted in history*

    • @Jor-Al
      @Jor-Al 2 роки тому +5

      He was modern Diogen

    • @tragic6162
      @tragic6162 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jor-Al i agree

    • @NotGarbageLoops
      @NotGarbageLoops 5 місяців тому

      Worry not, friend. In 50 years Filthy Frank *will be* a philosopher in history, his fans still quoting his wisdom.

  • @litening1337
    @litening1337 8 років тому +2423

    Does anyone else just drop everything their doing because they got a Filthy Frank notification?

    • @litening1337
      @litening1337 8 років тому +20

      *they're

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 8 років тому +90

      +LiteNing1337 ⚡
      I dropped my pants. Does that count?

    • @litening1337
      @litening1337 8 років тому +52

      +Zippo Lighter You're Goddamn right it counts.

    • @BoomarangComet
      @BoomarangComet 8 років тому +17

      Mhm. I have never missed a sermon from Francis of the Filth.

    • @litening1337
      @litening1337 8 років тому +1

      +Roméo Figueroa Same here. Papa delivers.

  • @hakuosiris2083
    @hakuosiris2083 8 років тому +351

    "my horoscope said that something vague was gonna happen"
    gold

  • @camrocks17
    @camrocks17 8 років тому +2322

    This inspired me to get rid of women's rights btw vote for me

    • @koalbee5704
      @koalbee5704 8 років тому +82

      +Bernie Sanders FINALLY! Someone I can vote for!

    • @ricoratso
      @ricoratso 8 років тому +104

      +MrMilkman29 ah look a trump voter kek

    • @OceanTree
      @OceanTree 8 років тому +42

      Fine. I'll vote for Trump then

    • @keni8109
      @keni8109 8 років тому +6

      +BurmaChi
      You serious bruh?....

    • @tibarion
      @tibarion 8 років тому +18

      +Donz I'm sure he is. Trump will ban all the Mexicans and keep out the sand people. He'll make this country great again.

  • @lacane5722
    @lacane5722 4 роки тому +249

    Some of those organs were throw with intent to kill.

  • @DethFart666
    @DethFart666 8 років тому +866

    You better be releasing a Filthy movie after this long of a wait

  • @max6325974
    @max6325974 5 років тому +821

    “To this day there are still chicken hearts in that apartment, rotting”

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 4 роки тому +17

      In a thousand years, the entire human civilization gone, aliens visit our planet and the first thing they see is the chickens rotting in that apartment. Using it they can decode the great pieces of art created by us in our prime. But this video, the rotting chicken hearts, the thing that led them to discover all about the human race, will forever remain an incomprehensible mystery to them.

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому +5

      BA AB they will see the hearts and know that once, a legend walked among us.

    • @F0Led
      @F0Led 4 роки тому +1

      Sid yes he said it in an interview thank you sherlock

  • @ChristianSquare
    @ChristianSquare 7 років тому +716

    This video is basically inverse buzzfeed

    • @johnangel8361
      @johnangel8361 7 років тому +15

      Christian Square this IS buzzfeed

    • @n0isyturtle
      @n0isyturtle 7 років тому +10

      Dog, this is like actual Buzzfeed

    • @yusufnaufal2051
      @yusufnaufal2051 7 років тому

      666 like! all the likers are satanism

  • @snek8951
    @snek8951 3 роки тому +243

    Imagine being a girl and searching how to get a man and finding this

    • @LetsGoforDabash
      @LetsGoforDabash Рік тому +6

      Very desperate move

    • @josetteandres
      @josetteandres 3 місяці тому

      Most of it is what not to do if you wanna get a man.

    • @_Hewman_
      @_Hewman_ 3 місяці тому +2

      @@josetteandres wrong

  • @Bruhface0019
    @Bruhface0019 5 років тому +7223

    Bazinga.

  • @kawaiitrash9585
    @kawaiitrash9585 8 років тому +2859

    When he explained how people still reproduced before make up, it actually made me think for a second. It is true.

    • @loodiefish2424
      @loodiefish2424 8 років тому +146

      oh and also people weren't disgusting pigs who sat inside the whole day on the internet, so pimples werent really a problem yknow

    • @kawaiitrash9585
      @kawaiitrash9585 8 років тому +10

      Oh....... True

    • @CaraDoesThings
      @CaraDoesThings 7 років тому +88

      ...There are... people... older than 12.... who.... don't have wrinkles???

    • @kawaiitrash9585
      @kawaiitrash9585 7 років тому +6

      I dunno

    • @loodiefish2424
      @loodiefish2424 7 років тому +2

      Correct you fucking dip

  • @HeyWilka
    @HeyWilka 6 років тому +3613

    *I N E E D S O M E D I C K I N M Y L I F E ... N O W!*

  • @CameronF305
    @CameronF305 2 роки тому +135

    The Will smith stuff aged beautiful

  • @Shoe0nHead
    @Shoe0nHead 8 років тому +7643

    "it was nice to get dun did these dun nails nails done tho"

    • @doranuttt7424
      @doranuttt7424 8 років тому +43

      hi

    • @overlyattachedbean1050
      @overlyattachedbean1050 8 років тому +175

      +John Cena but she can't see you

    • @JustCallMeMrWest
      @JustCallMeMrWest 8 років тому +70

      +OverlyAttached Bean But his time is now

    • @sagivn.s2237
      @sagivn.s2237 8 років тому +6

      hey cool guy

    • @SinKGG
      @SinKGG 8 років тому +183

      Shoe, you watch papa franku? This video definitely needed to be made just 4 u. Go show armoured your new found knowledge and skills.

  • @alexiswilder8810
    @alexiswilder8810 8 років тому +575

    thank god, finally a real man .

    • @xxxnicklebackfan6118
      @xxxnicklebackfan6118 8 років тому +14

      get out while you still can

    • @alexiswilder8810
      @alexiswilder8810 8 років тому +5

      lol

    • @alexiswilder8810
      @alexiswilder8810 8 років тому

      ***** i love him. i wish i could run into him in the city, i think he lives near me

    • @jackiedim7028
      @jackiedim7028 8 років тому +2

      Alexis Wilder I dont even know if you will survive in 5 min with him

    • @JonTheGameNrd
      @JonTheGameNrd 8 років тому +9

      He is not real, he is an imposter!

  • @emperor_sage7498
    @emperor_sage7498 6 років тому +998

    I converted your video into an audio file so i could listen to your wisdom while im at the gym looking for inspiration.

    • @haewonjung8814
      @haewonjung8814 4 роки тому +8

      emperor_sage THIS IS THE FIRST COMMENT I SAW WITH HUNDRED LIKES BUT NO REPLIES

    • @Zessionn
      @Zessionn 4 роки тому +11

      emperor_sage now it’s ruined

    • @peanutdrizzle
      @peanutdrizzle 4 роки тому +3

      The only reason I’m not liking is because it’s 420 and let’s keep it like that

    • @rosejacklyn
      @rosejacklyn 4 роки тому +1

      Im literally watching this video as i do cardio lol

  • @nikzori
    @nikzori 4 роки тому +100

    Him breaking character at 0:20 makes me laugh every single time.

  • @thescratchyscratch7848
    @thescratchyscratch7848 7 років тому +1380

    I wish I had to balls to go in public wearing a fucking weeaboo costume AND get my nails done for the fuck of it

  • @j.shkz.
    @j.shkz. 4 роки тому +1397

    4:30 I love how there’s just a shotgun sitting in the hallway

    • @supersloth5169
      @supersloth5169 4 роки тому +28

      I didn’t notice that 😂

    • @gurumi3360
      @gurumi3360 4 роки тому +7

      @@supersloth5169 so did I

    • @dalmatiaball7687
      @dalmatiaball7687 4 роки тому +39

      Its america

    • @Based_Morty
      @Based_Morty 4 роки тому +37

      I'm bound to have a shotgun near me at any point of the house. Guns in fly over America are like family heirlooms, we just end up with random guns over a period of time from dying relatives.

    • @yourgrannytranny1793
      @yourgrannytranny1793 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

  • @jacksonpaulson9924
    @jacksonpaulson9924 8 років тому +212

    "You are a homosexual if you don't like vagina"
    I don't think I have heard any thing truer in my life

    • @Donaldo009
      @Donaldo009 7 років тому +3

      what's so mesmerizing about that phrase? Heterosexuals like the opposite gender's anatomy duh!! What's all the hustle for?

    • @DyaMetR
      @DyaMetR 7 років тому +5

      Thomas Barnfield, I think that the fun of it it's in the way that it's said. Making satire of the old stereotype that homosexuality in general is something degrading/weak, he says something in a way that should sound as some kind of taunt (as in -- taking in account he's refering to heterosexual men -- degrading a man for not liking pussy) but it's actually a true fact (I know he just said 'homosexual' and that would include both males and females -- but he was refering to male homosexuals only in this case) creating a contradictory effect that results funny. Also some people (like me) love making fun (with satire) of these kind of ideas (that homosexuality is something of the weak), or rather, the people that truly believe in them.
      lmao what am i doing with my fucking life

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 років тому +4

      AlbertoBC7 overexplaining a joke to someone on youtube. Welcome to the club, buddy!

  • @hondawhiteguy4223
    @hondawhiteguy4223 3 роки тому +71

    Hearing frank say “y’all niggas willin” Is the best thing ever 3:58

  • @Fain255
    @Fain255 8 років тому +820

    #BringBackTheOldGlasses

    • @gianlucabaccino
      @gianlucabaccino 8 років тому

      +Franco González agree

    • @savatarx99
      @savatarx99 8 років тому

      Hell naw those Spiderman glasses are fire

    • @empirefarts
      @empirefarts 8 років тому

      +kuup his mix tape is fire

    • @fingerlessflipper8572
      @fingerlessflipper8572 8 років тому

      It's at 420 likes as of now... No one better change it

    • @DazzieXTRA
      @DazzieXTRA 8 років тому +2

      +Franco González Yea thats im-poster frank with dem shades Only true fans know what i am talking about.

  • @Aleks_hd
    @Aleks_hd 8 років тому +2064

    Did you get a new camera? Holy shit dude, the definition on that regurgitation!

  • @AllWholesomeHistory
    @AllWholesomeHistory 8 років тому +592

    Love coming back to videos from a month ago to see old memes

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 роки тому +101

    6:48 my favorite quote

  • @marielmejia4249
    @marielmejia4249 8 років тому +233

    I'm a woman, and this works franku.... This actually works

  • @profetional4574
    @profetional4574 5 років тому +2219

    He was asked in one of his interviews that what was the biggest mess you've been created during a video
    So he told this video and because of those chicken organs everywhere
    They changed there house

    • @fxtrt1298
      @fxtrt1298 5 років тому +111

      Yeah, that was on "Hot one" , right ?

    • @magg2636
      @magg2636 5 років тому +6

      No shit.

    • @magg2636
      @magg2636 5 років тому +13

      By the way not you whatever the fuck your name is fox

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому +8

      Can you give me the video source? I would like to watch it

    • @profetional4574
      @profetional4574 5 років тому +22

      @@bukanmatin5973 the source is given above
      It was in hot one's for sure

  • @sebisoymus2807
    @sebisoymus2807 7 років тому +3341

    I just realized, Frank uses sunglasses as eye protection

    • @Carnicemenatan
      @Carnicemenatan 7 років тому +305

      Nope, this is not the real frank ;)

    • @AndrewGiles688
      @AndrewGiles688 7 років тому +132

      Fake frank

    • @gangstasheep6695
      @gangstasheep6695 7 років тому +66

      No, the Frank with sunglasses is an impostor.I think that one day he will take off the glasses,and his eyes will be chin chins.

    • @spiral1233
      @spiral1233 6 років тому +5

      Sebiso Ymus for what

    • @SmallDoki
      @SmallDoki 6 років тому +33

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

  • @whyyevnbother
    @whyyevnbother 4 роки тому +162

    That opening was really foreshadowing for Will Smith in a way, and we didn’t notice until now

  • @PhilippineLuLu8423
    @PhilippineLuLu8423 4 роки тому +4223

    Perfect waifu doesn't exi-
    *I still miss papa franku*

  • @YourPalHDee
    @YourPalHDee 8 років тому +2421

    Idea for a reality show.
    Take 5 feminists and make them live in Papa Frenku's house with the gang.
    Whoever is remaining at the end gets to eat the hair cake.

  • @kuharosvo
    @kuharosvo 8 років тому +957

    I just noticed that papa franku is left handed. Amazing.

    • @kuharosvo
      @kuharosvo 8 років тому +18

      1:30

    • @kuharosvo
      @kuharosvo 8 років тому +9

      I'm not. But I wish I was. It's so unique.

    • @mlpelementheart
      @mlpelementheart 8 років тому +1

      yessssss

    • @pappico
      @pappico 8 років тому +29

      Nope he isn't left handed. Watch his "It's just a prank bro" video and at the beginning he writes with his right hand.

    • @kuharosvo
      @kuharosvo 8 років тому +12

      Ruri Yeah why not

  • @Godasdogas
    @Godasdogas 4 роки тому +94

    The dislikes are from all the girls that didn't get a man

  • @subzero4683
    @subzero4683 8 років тому +1966

    Does anyone else get scared when Franku doesn't upload for a long time? I mean, all jokes aside, he DOES have seizure issues.

    • @NicolasT94
      @NicolasT94 8 років тому +213

      +Sub Zero yeah he might die someday, so lets enjoy him while it lasts

    • @ccnever4get1
      @ccnever4get1 8 років тому +154

      He's always active on twitter

    • @NicolasT94
      @NicolasT94 8 років тому +13

      Christopher Cartagena yep

    • @SWAGLIKEIS
      @SWAGLIKEIS 8 років тому +6

      +Christopher Cartagena tf is his twitter

    • @drakorb123
      @drakorb123 8 років тому +8

      +Sub Zero a friend of mine of facebook just shared something stating he died from a fatal seizure...

  • @okuyashoe_official
    @okuyashoe_official 4 роки тому +405

    Japanese girl gets assaulted with food pellets while trying to eat her organic diet

  • @gracemerritt5316
    @gracemerritt5316 7 років тому +277

    everyone I've ever met that likes Frank is a girl so congrats man

    • @teachmedad2078
      @teachmedad2078 7 років тому +9

      Grace Merritt I have a few guy friends, but yea most girls xD.

    • @danielamichelle76
      @danielamichelle76 7 років тому +10

      Grace Merritt I wanna have his babies

    • @renkun99
      @renkun99 7 років тому +5

      Grace Merritt Well here's another female Daddy Franku fan

  • @VirtualCheetah
    @VirtualCheetah 3 роки тому +37

    Out of all the things Frank's done, eating cooked chicken hearts is where I draw the line

  • @Miqa.99
    @Miqa.99 4 роки тому +3194

    People: Filthy Frank is dead, why are you still watching these old videos?
    Me: 00:31

  • @shlepe3623
    @shlepe3623 6 років тому +1744

    Thank you, this is very helpful. I now have twenty-six husbands, tied in my basement. :D

  • @Derpaherpa123
    @Derpaherpa123 8 років тому +254

    I want to turn off all the lights in your house and shine a UV torch over it
    Just like a pollock painting

    • @davis8886
      @davis8886 8 років тому +25

      Feeling real good referencing GotG? Start being original you worthless fuck.

    • @mboyvickerz
      @mboyvickerz 8 років тому

      +Deivids Fluškerbauners Savage

    • @Derpaherpa123
      @Derpaherpa123 8 років тому

      +Deivids Fluškerbauners savage

    • @davis8886
      @davis8886 8 років тому +2

      +My Pepe is ready Yu fukin kno it boi.

    • @davis8886
      @davis8886 8 років тому

      +My Pepe is ready Yu fukin kno it boi.

  • @R-A--sc8vl
    @R-A--sc8vl 7 років тому +485

    That mac book is not fucking around

    • @FBI-ov7lb
      @FBI-ov7lb 7 років тому +4

      It was too busy at therapy after getting raped by...you know who.

    • @cyber-bully5063
      @cyber-bully5063 6 років тому

      dead bodies dont count

  • @shrek5973
    @shrek5973 4 роки тому +774

    ill cheat on fiona for this girl

    • @shrek5973
      @shrek5973 4 роки тому +34

      @Saavian Duc donkey cheated on me with a dragon

    • @thunderface101
      @thunderface101 4 роки тому +19

      You're better then that shrek
      fiona gave up a life of riches for your swampy ass

    • @metrohunter-qy4fz
      @metrohunter-qy4fz 4 роки тому +4

      Olly Hahn but it’s papa franku

    • @r0guel1ke48
      @r0guel1ke48 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @Sognafar
      @Sognafar 4 роки тому

      You aren't Shrek then. Be gone you drek ass poser

  • @Vikram-cd5lk
    @Vikram-cd5lk 3 роки тому +63

    0:27 papa franku wore a dress before Harry styles made it cool.

    • @luxuryxcoffin
      @luxuryxcoffin 3 роки тому +6

      Sad how they didn't put waifu frank on the cover of vogue magazine. So brave.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade 8 років тому +427

    Fred's gonna make that Bedrock.

    • @KimbroEntertainment
      @KimbroEntertainment 8 років тому +4

      Yay you watch filthy frank. Pls upload a horror story with him in it🌚🌚🌚

    • @lila4609
      @lila4609 8 років тому +1

      Omg lazy!!

    • @Rainbowdash3847
      @Rainbowdash3847 8 років тому +10

      Why are you here? This is the wrong realm.

    • @brandonlarkin6213
      @brandonlarkin6213 8 років тому +2

      wow I'm shocked to see you here

    • @TheRunescaped123
      @TheRunescaped123 8 років тому +2

      +Lazy Masquerade uh hi lazy big fan, but dear God you are about -40,000 chromosomes from your dimension.

  • @thefrostyone4851
    @thefrostyone4851 7 років тому +684

    How many men live in that house?

  • @MrsRoseSimple
    @MrsRoseSimple 5 років тому +769

    I love how Frank
    _Francis of the Filth_
    was so polite to that lady giving him a manicure.
    "What's your name? ... Oh... okay."

    • @emilyfaith6093
      @emilyfaith6093 5 років тому +35

      My favorite part.. the way he said it. "Oh. Ok.."

  • @sturmuwus4962
    @sturmuwus4962 2 роки тому +23

    Frank did say that this old apartment still has chicken hearts inside to this day and that's fucking nuts.

    • @Meth4
      @Meth4 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf

    • @sturmuwus4962
      @sturmuwus4962 2 роки тому +1

      @@Meth4 yeah he explains it in a episode of hot ones if I'm correct.

    • @rono7964
      @rono7964 2 роки тому +1

      I really wanna visit that place lmfao

  • @FordRangerSupercab
    @FordRangerSupercab 7 років тому +2036

    10/10 would date again

  • @theyellowpanduh
    @theyellowpanduh 8 років тому +215

    I'm watching this on "International Women's Day"

  • @danielamichelle76
    @danielamichelle76 7 років тому +562

    In holding my laugh as hard as I can because I'm in front of my mom and I know she's gonna ask me what I'm laughing at and if i show her it would be unforgivable

    • @stormerxecl5357
      @stormerxecl5357 7 років тому +6

      lol
      That's gret

    • @YouTubeChannel-gv7ph
      @YouTubeChannel-gv7ph 7 років тому +8

      We know how you got 108 subs. Fuckin telling me it's for no reason in your bio. It's that Parmesan Asiago huh?

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 7 років тому +5

      Daniela Mozzarellaaa same, I'm in front of my grandma and my brothers are too curious for my liking

    • @hookoffthejab1
      @hookoffthejab1 7 років тому +8

      Daniela Mozzarellaaa I've been in that situation too many times

    • @confusedjerry9420
      @confusedjerry9420 6 років тому +1

      Your hot 😩😖😰❤💕👌

  • @atotalidiot
    @atotalidiot 4 роки тому +25

    I'm sure the landlord loves watching this one

  • @Aster_Monz
    @Aster_Monz 5 років тому +1724

    Girl Frank: *Exists*
    Me: *I wAtch It fOr thE plOt*

  • @witheredhouseplant
    @witheredhouseplant 6 років тому +2176

    I hate when people base their entire lives on astrology

    • @kyun7004
      @kyun7004 6 років тому +211

      Sparkling Garbage Thats such a Virgo thing to say :///

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 6 років тому +33

      Thats some intense cringe Kyun, props

    • @kyun7004
      @kyun7004 6 років тому +12

      Thanks Mims

    • @jazminpink458
      @jazminpink458 6 років тому +59

      OMG my horoscope LITERALLY just said I'd have some negative energy in my life today!

    • @AHHHHHELPME
      @AHHHHHELPME 6 років тому +41

      ONLY A CAPRICORN WOULD SAY THAT :O

  • @sirluckandmrfortune
    @sirluckandmrfortune 8 років тому +225

    Up next
    Edward Mordrake: The Man With Two Faces

  • @amiqai
    @amiqai 4 роки тому +17

    Plot twist: The female MacBook is actually behind the apparent disappearing of FilthyFrank

  • @catiewashere_
    @catiewashere_ 5 років тому +160

    Thank you frank. I've been a lesbian all my life because I've never understood men. Now I know how I can stop doing these homosexual tendencies and get a real man.

  • @LudaBaws
    @LudaBaws 8 років тому +229

    *"I also don't have any health insurance and I think I'm very sick. All the fingers on my left hand has stopped working. Please send help. I am suffering..."*
    My sides are dying please call 911

    • @DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer
      @DankMemerTheSwaggyMemer 8 років тому +7

      Please shut the flipping heck up you flipper poop.

    • @pkcoffeecreamer295
      @pkcoffeecreamer295 8 років тому +1

      hisssss

    • @kimberlyreyes9500
      @kimberlyreyes9500 8 років тому

      hi dad c: (im subbed to you)

    • @tabbycatgaming5137
      @tabbycatgaming5137 8 років тому

      You have terminal stage four john cena... Im sorry sir, you have five days to live

    • @jtl9689
      @jtl9689 8 років тому

      I am fairly certain that I have stumbled on to the only contagious form of cancer that has ever existed, and am now bearing witness to the appearance of next-gen mongoloids.

  • @icedbrougham6992
    @icedbrougham6992 6 років тому +268

    And those chicken hearts are still there to this day

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Brunnette they are not.

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Brunnette also, it’s not “thoes” it’s those.

    • @ethanperrin9847
      @ethanperrin9847 5 років тому

      You saw that too

    • @batorsagandszerelem4474
      @batorsagandszerelem4474 5 років тому

      @smol bean They're chicken hearts. Any person who grew up in an Asian household would know. I used to eat chicken hearts and chicken liver a lot when I was a kid, sauteed in soy sauce or put in a vegetable soup.

  • @imigi2850
    @imigi2850 2 роки тому +19

    This aged beautifully

  • @mcr1679
    @mcr1679 8 років тому +995

    I lowkey got a crush on him. I am very confused

  • @johnwea1100
    @johnwea1100 8 років тому +315

    4:11 and thats why you never fall asleep with frank in a one mile radius

    • @j3remym3mes
      @j3remym3mes 8 років тому +4

      XD

    • @aco9880
      @aco9880 8 років тому

      10 mile radius*

    • @inggo2909
      @inggo2909 8 років тому +3

      100 mile radius*

    • @OurDailyMeme
      @OurDailyMeme 8 років тому +1

      +Blue Nexon Coveria 2 foot radius

    • @Ashephalt
      @Ashephalt 8 років тому +3

      Any radius, don't fall asleep ever

  • @paincalledliving
    @paincalledliving 7 років тому +154

    Hey ladies. I'm suicidal, single, and ready to mingle.

    • @isabella-wv8fq
      @isabella-wv8fq 7 років тому +19

      my type of man

    • @Flamenco7w8
      @Flamenco7w8 7 років тому +9

      the most fertile kind of human male , i want one

    • @brevintenney5817
      @brevintenney5817 7 років тому +11

      *H E I S P R I M E*
      *F O R B R E E D I N G*

    • @FBI-ov7lb
      @FBI-ov7lb 7 років тому

      paincalledliving Your name and profile pic make it kinda obvious.

    • @dumbkid790
      @dumbkid790 7 років тому

      paincalledliving I can tell.....

  • @mariusnordli515
    @mariusnordli515 Рік тому +45

    "sex is a social construct" 6 years ago, ahead of his time man.

  • @Joji_Joestar
    @Joji_Joestar 7 років тому +420

    who is throwing those organs at amarican sniper accuracy

    • @Jizzle37
      @Jizzle37 6 років тому +16

      M.Haisam Abbas who spells American like that

    • @RaelgunXIII
      @RaelgunXIII 6 років тому +5

      Flaming Potato me

    • @ghostfever3680
      @ghostfever3680 6 років тому +1

      M.Haisam Abbas who tf is trowing them as if they came from a sniper

    • @zennikko610
      @zennikko610 6 років тому +7

      Probably howtobasic😂

    • @onsidemammal4412
      @onsidemammal4412 6 років тому +3

      HowToBasic...

  • @wtfjudas7195
    @wtfjudas7195 6 років тому +1841

    I'm girlfriend material now. 👌

    • @Bigroar98
      @Bigroar98 6 років тому +68

      Lucky 00100 good I'm ready for you and I have watched the gentleman's guide probably 5 times.

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 6 років тому +34

      I may not have watched the gentlemen's guide 5 times, but I have watched it 6 times.

    • @AlejandraHernandez-sj6nf
      @AlejandraHernandez-sj6nf 6 років тому +19

      GY1415 pussies,I refer the gentleman guide in real life situations

    • @ethan2529
      @ethan2529 6 років тому +23

      I have accepted the gentle man's guide as my father because my real dad is dead

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 6 років тому +5

      E.T phone home your dad is the gentleman's guide? The gentleman's guide is to me what Bill Cosby is to underage children!

  • @icanneverfail
    @icanneverfail 8 років тому +482

    Guess you can say Frank's having a "HEART ATTACK!"

    • @Erica-nf2tj
      @Erica-nf2tj 8 років тому +1

      👏👏👏

    • @mmmnfriedpickles807
      @mmmnfriedpickles807 8 років тому +1

      Stop.

    • @eddeddington1468
      @eddeddington1468 8 років тому

      +The Gentlemen lmfao

    • @sydneyforrest9313
      @sydneyforrest9313 8 років тому +2

      +When she Sends a dick pic back
      I like your name 😂😂

    • @shtupid4509
      @shtupid4509 8 років тому +1

      I dont think thats supposed to be funny because I heard that he has Epilepsy or something, Im not sure though :p

  • @bigmolerat7048
    @bigmolerat7048 2 роки тому +19

    6 years later and Will is still such a nice guy

  • @phosphobro9491
    @phosphobro9491 7 років тому +2808

    I wish I had friends like Frank

    • @charlesmckinney5050
      @charlesmckinney5050 6 років тому +17

      The Plaguemaster I wish that too

    • @dreamkiller3399
      @dreamkiller3399 6 років тому +7

      The Plaguemaster saaaammmeee.

    • @TheDreamers-zc9yu
      @TheDreamers-zc9yu 6 років тому +54

      I wish I could fuck guys like Frank

    • @yearnpill
      @yearnpill 6 років тому +7

      The Plaguemaster Me too.

    • @demonguy5082
      @demonguy5082 6 років тому +7

      I have and we're a best friend till now... But i will not fucking join his fucking crazy thing

  • @elibedicovic7774
    @elibedicovic7774 8 років тому +265

    I honestly feel bad for franks apartment

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 8 років тому +4

      this honestly surprises you considering these are some of the people behind howtobasic

    • @elibedicovic7774
      @elibedicovic7774 8 років тому

      +Matty Thoburn well thats his own house...

    • @elibedicovic7774
      @elibedicovic7774 5 років тому +1

      Hey me from 2 years ago

  • @frawstedbutts5618
    @frawstedbutts5618 8 років тому +243

    "Francis of the filth"

  • @wasabi5338
    @wasabi5338 2 роки тому +7

    5:04 lmao he just died pronouncing Gay Yeti

  • @themoelester8027
    @themoelester8027 8 років тому +191

    who else is here because they're waiting for the h3h3 vs leafy war is over?

    • @Dunkleosteusenjoyer
      @Dunkleosteusenjoyer 8 років тому +29

      h3h3 already won. They have each other.

    • @justpeachy3905
      @justpeachy3905 8 років тому

      me

    • @HiDooKen
      @HiDooKen 8 років тому +9

      to me Pyro, H3, and Leafy are all cancer.

    • @SWMG57
      @SWMG57 8 років тому

      me lol. just waiting for them to be done with all this shit honestly

    • @onusai
      @onusai 8 років тому +1

      Hisssss

  • @duckduckduck07
    @duckduckduck07 8 років тому +796

    Chicken hearts taste really good if you prepare them well.

  • @serinumatomoko6426
    @serinumatomoko6426 5 років тому +687

    6:43 Papa Franku already created the UA-cam Rewind 2018

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому +30

      Whoa, he's a true legend.

    • @ArchNemesis314
      @ArchNemesis314 5 років тому +31

      6:48 he also predicted my head injury

    • @panzhubnikaz7335
      @panzhubnikaz7335 4 роки тому +2

      Stolen comment

    • @hajmardi3658
      @hajmardi3658 4 роки тому +2

      Awwww awww thats hot

    • @DashTheBlaze
      @DashTheBlaze 4 роки тому

      Actually, every video was a UA-cam rewind itself. Not yearly, but daily or weekly. ;)

  • @waltymcnalty
    @waltymcnalty 2 роки тому +9

    There are still mummified chicken hearts in that apartment.

  • @imalae
    @imalae 8 років тому +149

    ok but how do i get me a frank

    • @kiannarowell315
      @kiannarowell315 8 років тому +16

      +ღ вαмвι IM FUCKN SAYIN

    • @hannah999castillogamino7
      @hannah999castillogamino7 8 років тому +8

      Right

    • @jester2688
      @jester2688 8 років тому

      ....i have a pussy 2

    • @PVMAS07
      @PVMAS07 8 років тому +1

      Wear pink guy's clothes, Frank doesn't like anything else than that

    • @imalae
      @imalae 8 років тому

      god that sounds so fucking hot id love to run around as a red rocket, count me in

  • @averyvaldez1371
    @averyvaldez1371 4 роки тому +920

    At 5:51 I started dying cuz my older brother is a marine n he told us about the time he wiped his ass with a rock out in the field.

    • @averyvaldez1371
      @averyvaldez1371 4 роки тому +2

      @Gerthy Gareth lol

    • @lunacy4816
      @lunacy4816 4 роки тому

      @@angelicplace5615 why whould it be about the virus tf

    • @angelicplace5615
      @angelicplace5615 4 роки тому +1

      Huh. Idk... I'll have to do sum real thinking about y I posted that.

    • @angelicplace5615
      @angelicplace5615 4 роки тому +6

      @@lunacy4816 I remember y I posted that comment. I thought it was about the virus because of the fact that stores were running out of tp and assumed it had something to do with that guy's older brother being in the Marines. It was so fucking stupid of me to post that ik.

    • @02.aryajayakusuma15
      @02.aryajayakusuma15 4 роки тому +10

      im in middle of the forest there is no toilet paper or water so i take leaves wipe it on my shirt and wipe it to my ass, that's dope honestly