Putting Guns In Elden Ring Was A Mistake...
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2022
- Elden Ring Except I Have GUNS
The Lands Between is cool and all, but what if Elden Ring took place in the land of freedom? Melina has had enough of relying on the Tarnished. It's time she uses her rights to bear arms. Also since this is Elden Ring, you know what that means... BLEED INFUSED REMINGTON SHOTGUN. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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@@person946 the cage you must be really unlucky
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I'm asking and i have to ask. Who's the thick girl that appears at the bottom right of the screen when someone subscribes.
"let's buff our shotgun real quick" might be the most menacing words someone could hear in a battle
bro thats not as menacing as seeing a *glowing red shotty*
@Random Pokemon no if you hear that they aren't sniping right
"Saga of Tanya The Evil" moment...
He just put the incendiary shells in
@@johnnyjoestar4473 pack a punch irl
"It doesn't even scale with anything"
It scales with FREEDOM
The more npc’s you kill that tell you what to do the more damage it gets.
Amen brother
Well now we need an ashes of war with some eagles that come in and destroy everyone
Amen. some times lead is the agent of freedom
lol that's awesome
Mod creator: "Hmm... this shotgun is pretty strong, i gotta balance it somehow..."
*Adds Bloodhound's step to it*
Not strong enough. Bloodhound step should also reload the gun on use.
Graves full build in Elden Ring
@@ocskopf xd that so real
@@tehmastawowReload on dodge? Sounds Destiny to me
There's something extremely comical about the second Tree Sentinel immediately popping his shield up when he sees you fire your shotgun at the first one.
Bro was spooked 💀
Yea. Lol. Your right. 😂
If you think about it, a shotgun is a bubble weapon. The bubbles are just very small and made of lead.
Bubbles are hollow inside.
you arent wrong
@@gavindooly2375 Now you got me wondering if there's hollowpoint shotgun slugs, and if they're at all better than buckshot
@@SuperiorPosterior the answer is yes, look up RIP slugs
Darkbead time
“I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and I have never known- what is that”
*aims glock with revengeful intent*
Proceeds to load explosive rounds
Acquired if you defeat Sword Saint Isshin in the Hidden Depths Chalice Dungeon
*loads mg-42 with malicious intent*
😐
@@kanseidorifto2430 lol
Imagine being an exile at stormveil castle, turning a corner while on patrol, only to see what you know to be a big badass banished knight in full plate armor go flying past you with 6 holes in his chest
4:49 absolutely killed me 💀💀💀
“The God of this land is ‘Merica right”
“No it’s Marika”
*pulls out shotgun*
“Not what I heard”
That got me to breathe air out of my nose slightly harder than usual. Good job.
America.
Amarika
Lmfao
This is literally a one-of-a-kind joke.
I wish I saw this on more videos.
Godfrey have resistance to bullets, Radagon can parry a shotgun fire, they really are the peak of American evolution.
Fax
Imagine shooting a guy with a shotgun, and he literally backhands all of your bullets away.
@@pumaman7072 at that point you would get down and beg for forgiveness
@@Nightmares-pv6ss no you shoot more
Radagon is truly an Florida man
"If Marika has truly blessed The Lands Between, she would've armed them against the might of John Moses Browning!"
-Maidenless Tarnished after unloading a shotgun into Godrick the Grafted
E
The real secret of this playthrough is Melina gathering enough power to challenge the Tarnished who became Lord of Frenzied Flame. She requested a capable enough weapon to stop the Frenzied Lord, and was given a shotgun as a response.
Unlike the Jar Cannon, the shotgun was easy to learn with less hassle.
Lmao 😂
It is said Marika used a hammer to conquer the land. They don't tell you that hammer was actually part of the trigger mechanism for her shotgun.
…and it’s actually spelled ‘Merica
@@gonggonglive you mean... A-MERICA
🤣good one
Can't believe you would trivialize the entire game by modding in something so stupidly powerful as bloodhound step
Ah yes, the balanced ashes of war
Bro he already told us ITS A DLC you just gotta be GOOOD
It makes even a terrible weapon like the famous secret DLC Remington shotgun actually good, bloodhound step OP
Shotguns would be fodder in er
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
“Radagon might be the only one who can parry the Remington”
Radagon 10 minutes later: so anyway I parried a shotgun
Imagine being a demigod, who managed to survive through the bloodiest war in the world, only to get “shotgunned” by a psychopath with a modified boomtube.
Nah, not even modified. Just a good ol'Remington 870 with buckshot!
That wouldn't happen though lore wise just about every boss would easily tank a shotgun blast
4:48
“Don’t come to the academy tomorrow”
Godrick tried to cut off his arm to replace it with a firearm to match your own, but alas, the shotgun is too powerful.
I laughed at that 2 different times
Fire-arm lmao
A shotgun would be fodder to him though.
You're fucking delusional stop appealing to game mechanics.
I dig the idea of yelling “VIGOR CHECK” and then destroying someone with a Remington 870.
“They’ll finally get what they deserve” *dies immediately*
imagine invading somebody and they just blast you to kingdomcome with a remington
Wouldn't even be mad
I'd laugh my a$$ off.
Don’t f around and find out
"parry this you filthy casual"
Skumnut: “parry this you filthy casual”
Radagon: *parries shotgun”
Skumnut: :0
Game. Ses. Bruh.
@@your_bro_keith2014 ??
Hello techno-fiddler deity.
Radagon did what he was asked to do, what a noble lord...
“I am the lord of all that is golden!”
...
“I am the lord of lead”
Absolutely sent my sides to the moon
Holy shit starting the video with the words "let's buff our shotgun real quick" was an amazing decision
20:30 Here you can see the Elden Beast employing drone strikes.
"Fia, you were nice to me. Don't come to the roundtable hold tomorros"
Hahahahaha. 😂😂🤣
LMAO
Lmaooooo
I shall become the Elden Lord with the power of friendship, and this gun I found.
Not only is it a shotgun, it also has bloodhounds step and inflicts blood loss
You get the Shotgun from Ranni after asking her to marry you 100 times, except she only gives you one shell with the words "for you" on it
Method of deliver is through the barrel of a gun
@@anamggss "touch grace" engraved on the shotgun.
Only soldier of godrick could deal with the pump shotgun
* soldier of god, Rick
It's not a true playthrough until he beats the final hidden prologue boss
Rick, Soldier of God was the one who GAVE Melina the guns
Yeah that's because he can parry it
And that one beastman in Farum Azula
“This is my BOOM STICK!” Literally just flowing in my head whenever I see a gun in every medieval type games.
“Oh, what’s that? You got some big swords? *Here, have some buckshot”*
"What if instead of the Lands Between, Elden Ring took place in America?" As if Caelid isn't already Ohio
Edit: Shoutout to Ohio for taking one for the team and actually becoming Caelid fr, yall're real ones. Hope yall stay safe and don't let the kindred bite.
You mean Florida?
Gary Indiana
Camden, New Jersey
Portland, Oregon
Anchorage, Alaska
You can actually receive the Remington at the start if you purchase Elden Ring: Democracy Edition, the American-exclusive edition sold only at gun stores!
that's just metal wolf chaos
0:07 YO, THATS INSANE. Also, what if Malenia had two shotguns?
Bringing a shotgun to every hard boss be like
"Nothing personal but this is personal"
Tarnished one : enters margit's arena carrying a Remington shotgun .
Margit : MAAAN I FUCKING HATE LIVING IN DETROIT .
edit : what in the actual fuck . 800 fucking likes . man I love the internet
I'VE GOT FOUL TARNISHED BLASTING ME IN THE FACE WITH BLOODFLAME BUCKSHOT
CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT
ON GOOOOOOOD
Someone stole my fucking boss fog door ... U can't have shit in Detroit
Everyone who watches Tye Taylor knows that Elden Ring is practically Ohio. There's even Cleveland, just with less diseases than the real version.
CANT HAVE SHIT IN STORMVEIL
Damn dude, you're really skilled with the Remington. I still have 99 marriages with Ranni to go, but it looks worth it.
It only takes one marriage with Blaidd
@@Gnompus worth it
@@Gnompus and one date with iji
I've got like 70 more to go
@@Gnompus Selluvis is a freak
“Long ago we had Queen Amarika. She shattered the Elden Ring with a Glock 49.”
Imagine you are just a demigod doing absolutely nothing and all of a sudden someone comes running at you with a shotgun.
Malenia: "I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella"
Skumnut: "And I'm Skumnut, 12 gauge of the pump action order"
That shotgun is almost as good as the rivers of blood
The idea of some dude in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Virginia backwoods waking up in the lands between with his home arsenal on him and just introducing everyone to the second amendment is just too good.
The pen may be mightier than the sword... But nothing is mightier than the shotgun.
Doomslayer loads flaming grapple hook mounted Super Shotgun
Skum: Vigor checks the entire game with a fuckin Remington
Faram Azula Beastmen: Vigor checks go both ways, me boy.
Alternate title: Elden Ring but these darned kids won’t get off my property
Elden ring, but the tarnished is American
Well I think its realistic damage wise. 20 gauge shells go over 1000 feet per second and has 2,300 joules of energy. That's like getting punched by 6 professional boxers all at once in a small area if they're fists were going 800 miles per hour with the gloves off. That dragon never stood a chance
It's not remotely realistic. Considering bears are only stunned by shotgun blasts point blank, I'd imagine a dragon would be fine
@@Denzz2 It all comes down to the type of ammo you use. Bears I guess I have a lot of fat on them and absorbs most of the energy on impact but for a dragon? Not too sure. Its skin is hard if not brittle and it also depends on how thick it is. On that kinetic energy goes straight to the bone as opposed to a fatass bear
@@non-foldingchair270 Lmao. No it doesn't.
Do you think shotguns > lightning, gravitational magic, literal meteors?
@@Denzz2 Guns in general are already well understood tech in the real world.. not your make-believe fantasy magic. takes 3 seconds to even cast a spell and takes less a second to pull a trigger. Simple is better wanna cry about it?
@@Denzz2 Go larp and sword fight a cop or something
Bosses: HE’S JUST RUNNING AROUND WITH A SHOTGUN!!🤬
You may of heard of Melania, Blade of Miquella but have you heard of Melina, Gun of 'Merica
“I don’t think it’s op… i think it’s a skill issue” - Skumpump 😂
Imagine if you summoned a mimic while armed with a shotgun, lol.
I’ve always wanted a game like Dark Souls where there was a super secret gun that would be really OP but need ammo (obviously) that would be hard to find or some other limitation
You know what I was literally thinking throughout my whole playthrough “what if they had gun”
What about those crossbow guys who sit in corridors with explosive rapid fire arrows
@@Picmanreborn pulley crossbow and perfumer bolts
Play Remnant from the ashes then
Wouldn't work
1:43 Dude got turned to a bloody mist lmao
"i've cut down more than cherry trees with this axe, boy." George Washington, The First Elden Lord.
this is some of the best content n commentary ive ever seen, burst out with the first 30 secs, i love it
I wonder if this matched up to how much damage a Remington would actually do to a mf in the lands between. I doubt the denizens have a buck shot resistance
Crucible knights may have a chance with that bulky armor
I doubt it tbh. It would be like shooting the dragons with a BB gun. A colossal hammer to a dragon would be like a regular hammer to our knee which would hurt them like hell and actually has a chance to stop them. The straight swords and rapiers would be like tooth picks though.
@@lucidcactus4042 ok nerd
@@WinterGoBrrr good one dude you got him good
@@gansus4 hehe I am a meanie
The REAL problem with firearms in the Lands Between is the distinct lack of good gun shops and qualified gun smiths!
no that's only an issue for your enemied because that meand they can't get a gun to fight back
Needs a merchant, whaddya buyin'?
@@formless.chicken Guns would be irrelevant to some of the bosses in elden ring you're really downplaying.
Where's kendo when you need him
Enemy: -hit by a half ton human sized sword equivalent to a slab of steel- “tis but a scratch!”
Also enemy: -hit with the full course meal of Melinatonin and freedom- “I…pledge… allegiance…”-dies-
This was surprisingly awesome. 10/10, would watch this shotgun apocalypse again.
"and I'm the Lord of Lead"
Damn, got 'em! Best one liner
I love how this is less busted then sword of night and flame + RKR was
rkr?
@@ryansizemore5064 Royal Knight's Resolve
When the tarnished becomes the Lord of Frenzied Flame
Now any enemy that crosses path with you, they are the ones who are going to start crying when they die.
Gostoc went from Ryan Reynolds to Kurt Cobain in a quarter of a second.
Too soon.
Oof
I’d like this comment but I wouldn’t want to ruin it
@@grogueQ he's been dead longer than most of us have been alive
@@UncleMerlin get a sense of humor.
Shotgun seems like a humble, fair and balanced addition to the game!
idk needs a bit of a buff I think
Shotguns would be fodder to elden ring bosses you're fucking delusional Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up I'm going insane. Why do u people have no fucking common sense.
Godrick: I am the lord of all that is golden…
Skumnut: I am the god of *lead*
Getting a real "this is my boom stick!" Vibe on that buff animation! 🤣
>Lands between has oil.
US army:
@Ahmad Adnan bro is going around the entire comment section calling everyone "ameritard" like bro, why you so mad?
Mage gameplay be like
Comet azur
What does "be like" mean?
@@atlantic_love From urban dictionary : Slang term typically used in urban ghettos and popularized on internet memes to mean : To act like, or to appear in a certain way, to say, or to offer up an excuse.
@@RewZes Ghettos? Ugh.
@@atlantic_love well we're on the internet so its just a memey way of talking
“Tarnished, You should seek the Elden Rin-“
Texan in the distance flying on top of a dragon firing an AK into the sky “YEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEE ELDEN RIIIIIMG BROTHERRRRRRRR”
10:50 was just brutal
"And I am the lord of Lead" was such a snappy one liner
"I'm am Malenia, rifle of Miquella...
And I've never miss a shot"
Hell naw
*buffs shotgun with malicious intent*
*eyes star glowing bright red*
Elden beast: hey bro it’s ju- *dies*
*Walks into Renalla’s Library”
“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks”
“Ima enjoy this a lot”
Gets immediately fireballed
Perfect ego check 😂
Elden beast: Ha, your out of ammo
Him: Loads M16 maliciously
The Age of Bubbles is No More!
~0.5 seconds later~
Dies to a bubble
A man cannot kill a god, but a 12g shotgun can do something worse.
But what about the call in air strike magic spell? It scales with your Democracy stat.
3:40 bro just did a drive by
her: I have a boyfriend
Skumnut: and I have a shotgun
"Parry this you fkn Casual!"
Radagon: "Ok"
Fun fact: there’s an early FromSoft game that is basically this, but first person.
oh yeah it was like the bloodborne of kingsfield or whatever those games were called
@@formless.chicken Shadow Tower Abyss, I think?
@@mmyr8ado.360 yep that's it
Disappointed the shotgun doesn't have a chainsaw grip.
It wouldn't just fit the reload animation, it also... yeah, that's it.
Speaking of a chainsaw grip,
Zullie the Witch found the fuccin Gears of War lancer in the Demon Souls data files
Margit: "put these foolish ambitions to rest"
Tarnished: "Thou hast spoken foolishly, for im bout to pull the blicky"
I love runs like these when someone doesn’t try to make them game as hard as they can, but just has fun being overpowered as shit. It’s a lot more entertaining.
9:45 "Who needs bubbles when you have a fucking shotgun" -Skumnut 2022
"Parry this you filthy casual!"
Radagon: "With pleasure!"
Who would win? The ever powerful demigods who reign supreme over the land, or one shooty boy
- loads shotgun
- blows elden beasts brains out
- refuses to elaborate
- becomes elden lord
"Parry this, you filthy casual"
Radagon : **Parries**
Okay what now?
still not as much damage as the page's 3-shot fire crossbow
🤣🤣 “This Round Table hold aint big nuff for the both of us “ 🤣🤣🤣
Godrik: delivers long ass speech of how awesome he is
PC: shots him in the shoulder
Godrik: “Ah wth bro not cool”
I want an update to the mod where Giddeon comes at you with guns.
Welcome back to colonizing the Lands Between!
0:20
Grafted Scion: HE HAS A GUN! * Dies *