Name: Finland Stand: Simo Häyhä Special ability: sniping across country Nickname: The White death PS: a lot of „Achtualy" guys rolled up and I had to change it.
yes russian ls scared of Finland I'm fin :3 njet molotoff :3 :Finland: hei tule tänne paskiainen- :Finland: :chugs vodka: :Finland Surrenders but: :Russia has more Losses then finland:
Motherland: *Draws new border* Finland: if that line isn't back where it was I'm going to beat the shit out of you....after I finish my drink. *Chugs Vodka*
Fun Fact: Finns actually used Säkkijärven Polkka to detonate Soviet mines during the Winter War, it was found by accident that the hertz of the song would detonate the mines
"He actually was a very good sniper. Yes, he didn't used actual sniper rifle and killed another ton of Soviets with submachine gun but this is solely because he was so good and the Soviets were the horde with черенки от лопат, trust us!"
Actually Soviet Union won this war, It was game between Europe countries and soviet union about help when Germany turns agressive. Stalin estimated that if he does full invasion of Finland, while Europe countries wouldn't fight on side of Finland, Germany can start fight against soviet union without any interference of Europe countries using casus belli of Finland liberation. So while actual reasoning of war from soviet side was done (move Finland borders from Leningrad), more practical was to put end to this war ASAP. And, what about casualties, well, Mannerheim line was nothing to joke about and bruteforcing it was a really-really bad idea.
@@antonzhdanov9653 it wasn't really a victory, it was almost a stalemate. Finland had to allow the soviet union to occupy a few important military bases and that stuff, but other then that, finland didnt really lose
@@thejfk_experience490 Well, totally no. After Mannerheim line was broken, Red army pushed 20km forward to Helsinki in 2 days and with such dynamics city would be under siege in 3 days days more worst case. So for total occupation of Finland even Finland generals gave a week.
Funfact. Soviet Russia could've actually went full ballistic after German front. But Finland decided to sign a peace/neutral treaty with Soviet union to avoid decimation after WW2 and during cold wars.
@Anirudh We know, Finland and the USSR signed the Moscow Peace Treaty, Which had ended the Winter War in Finland, Maybe regaining some of it's territories but not all that had been taken away from the Soviet Union. But golly, Imagine you're a red army soldier, Then suddenly your division suffered heavier casualties than that division from Finland. Can we atleast say Finland overwhelmed the Red Army which forced the hell out of the USSR to sign a peace treaty with Finland-
Обяснить почему советский Союз понёс такие потери в этой войне довольно просто. Во время революции сменили всё, строй политический режим сместили старых начальников и поставили новых. И армия не стала исключением. В итоге армия оказалась наполнена молодыми офицерами и солдатами которые попросту не знали как воевать, на руках у них была лишь теория и никакой практики. А фины выступили против СССР в качестве партизан, засады набеги и тому подобное. С подобным движением не удалось справиться даже германии, но в СССР, а советская армия без опыта справиться с подобным не могла это уж точно. Но, говорить что СССР недооценила Финляндию попросту глупо, я бы даже сказал идиотски. Потому что потери в войне доказывают что СССР воспринял своего противника максимально серьёзно и направил туда много сил что бы справиться с финами.
Russian Empire: colonized Alaska, beat France in the Napoleonic Wars, annex Poland and Finland in the same time Finland: defeat his daughter Russian Empire: *bruh*
Finland was an ally of Germany, cause both were fighting against communists, so Finland also had a lot of German guns and vehicles, Finland had a lot of Stug 3 tanks My family's members were Russians who were volunteers in the Wehrmacht in the Baltics. The other side of my family are Swedish who also fought in a SS divisions of volunteers made up of Swedes, Norwegians and Estonians, trained by German officers. Mostly artillery support for Finnish aircraft and anti-air artillery against Soviet planes and those missile trucks The Eastern front was the bloodiest part of WW2 and there were people from various European nations volunteering to fight against bolsheviks
When the snow speaks Finnish When the trees speak Vietnamese When the seas speak British When the desert speaks Turkish and Arabic When the vodka speaks Russian When the gun speaks American When the wings speak Polish When the Russian tank speaks Ukrainian When an Austrian painter speaks GERMAN
I imagine this as: Finnish child vs *T H I C C* 20 year old Russian army woman Just imagine Finland as an 6-year-old sniping down the USSR in her 20's Simo Häyhä style
@ZepexFIN I just... have you sleept during your history lessons or something? There more to it than "yeah they got communism" Finland lost in some capacity the second time too, Provinces they fought so hard to protect were taken and also they weren't attacked by two superpowers at the same time and they weren't fucked by their allies like Poland was, they kinda were The ones fucking (they were allied to Germany and then turned 180 and went against them)
@@modddy0025 well when you're allies start to fall and victory is not possible a simple armistice can solve many things. Greater Finland started and ended as a dream.
Soviets when they go north : Dude why is the snow speaking finnish The Snow : *Starts to Speak more finnish* The Fins : *FINNISH EM* The Radio : *Säkkijärven polkka* The Soviets : AAAAA The Soviets : *Tries to Drink vodka* The Vodka *Becomes Finnish* The Soviets : AAAA NO IM DYING *DED* The White Death : *Sniped*
@@swedishnationalist8214 yes but finland remained independent. That and all the soviet casualties compared to finnish ones are why finns see the winter war more as a win even if it wasnt one
@@pouncepounce7417 The Winter War indeed was quite possibly the more disastrous and failed/unworthy victory of all-time by the USSR. Couldn't annex the finnish in the Continuation War either thanks to their effective fighting in the summer of 1944.
2:02 SÄKKIJÄRVEN POLKKA Fun fact: this song called,well what you see above was actually used during the winter war to jam Soviet communications. Ingenious
@@leonardarola Jo, jag håller med! Kan du svenska? Kan du finska, oh wait… du verkar inte kunna finska, och kan troligtvis inte heller svenska. Jag gissar att du är en störande liten Amerikan som försöker vara cool!
Actually that's the opposite is the Americans killed more Vietcong and North Vietnamese then actually died for the US I think the United States only loss 70000 men There still count North Vietnamese dead
History: Vietnam and more country’s in the south east of Asia was in French controlled after that then the empire of japan took the countrys that including Laos, Vietnam and other if I am right the Vietnam war started on 1955
Finland's alcohol consumption is in the middle of Europe. Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's. Watch the statistics in the video "Country alcohol consumption comparison."
Only now you forgot that the Mannerheim line was very powerful, and strongly fortified. The tanks were useless in the frozen swampy woodland. When they broke through the Mannerheim line, Soviet troops were rapidly advancing on Helsinki.
As a girl , i say that the rule “boys can’t hit girls” is stupid , it just basically says that boys are just punching dummys to girls and it’s not fair to not be able to defend yourself
Finland actually lost some land in winter war but finnish troops are specialized for winter battle grounds while soviet troops arent trained for the snow landscape
Finnish also were very lucky with there nature and weather, and also with the time, when the tanks and artillery weren't very strong, so they couldn't destroy the Finnish bunkers, unlike in 1944, when Red army destroyed finns in 2 weeks
Well, it's still not about the winter, but about the line of defense (and the German military advisers, who actively helped the Finns and England, also supported Finland). But with all this, the USSR occupied the Mannerheim line, we should not forget about the fact that as soon as the Line of Defense was surrendered, the Finns began to suffer serious losses (by the way, this war in Russia is not called the Winter War, but simply the Soviet-Finnish one).
@@jam9142 Bro actually improvised history without reading about it lmao. That's not at all how it went. During continuation war Finland captured big ruski cities in Karelian isthmus like petroskoi. City that was never part of Finland. But go on, keep being ignorant lol
Stalin: Finland is going to die today Finland government: not today Stalin: AHHHH The fricking rest of Finland: get o b b l I t e r a t e d Edit: holy crap this got a lot of likes
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Edit (9/13/20): Scheiße.. I forgot to say thank you...
Thank you
Ok
Ok comrade
@max saw who comrade
Caption is gone
@max saw nah I dont wanna pin this :p
Edit (10/14/20): welp... looks like I pinned this now...
Russia: "We are going to invade Finland!"
Finland: "Could you wait a bit, I'm not drunk enough yet?"
Russia: drinks way too much vodka and loses.
Hey that’s me
heh,u lost to the snow
Not Russia,USSR.
Vodka
I like it when the snow starts speaking Finnish
Then the mountains begin to speak persian.
When the walls start speaking Turkish
Then the tanks start speaking German
Vodka time stops!
When the dead men start talking russian
Russian soldier: *sneezes*
Snow: Terveydekski.
Russian soldier: than-
Russian soldier: *wait*
The snow has good manners.
Must be Canadian lol. A Canadian he said.
no the snow if it was Canadian would say sorry when you stepped on it
*Terveydeksi
Its said: Terveydeksi
In most animations USSR is a male. But this one is more accurate for MOTHERland.
“mother 3 land”
Probably because others make the USSR resembilate Stalin.
Blud wanted the kid Karelia back 💀💀
Where are its children then?
@@GoldfishlegocarThe soviet states like Ukraine, Armenia, Georgia, Kazshastan, etc.
Never ask a woman her age,
A man his salary, or Soviets how many troops they lost invading Finland
너한국인임??
@@james-kt2ji ㅎㅇ
ㅎㅇ
Lol XD
@East Germany Ja
USSR: I have an army.
Finland: We have a Simo.
Stand name: Ismo
Stats: PERKELE
Nickname: Ismon pesä maila
Desciption: Älä vittuile
@@KK-fx3ld XDDDDD
And torni
Dont forget Lauri
The Simo
Russia: “That’s not very gentlemanly to ignore me.”
Finland: “Well, I’m no gentleman.”
As a finn true
Says the one who i guess is not even from Finland because Finland people are gentlemens
@@Ain0_0 you mean K Real or me?
Yeah thats true. We are small, but we are tough.
DEVIL!
Finland: I have Simo Hayha. USSR: Wha- *500 dead soldiers later* Fu-
Name: Finland
Stand: Simo Häyhä
Special ability: sniping across country
Nickname: The White death
PS: a lot of „Achtualy" guys rolled up and I had to change it.
Very true
Im finnish and i can confirm that
In finland its simo häyhä
@@tokemon7801 even if anywon was Finnish I wouldn't find anywon who cares
Stand cry: PERKELE!!!
Finland *exists* Soviet Union " I fear no man, but that thing" cute little Finland in distance "that scares me"
yes russian ls scared of Finland I'm fin :3 njet molotoff :3
:Finland: hei tule tänne paskiainen-
:Finland: :chugs vodka:
:Finland Surrenders but:
:Russia has more Losses then finland:
@Willy Wonka u cringe gay
@@vidal000 i am heavy weapons guy and this... is my weapon
If Russia being mean call up finland
No I'm not talking about that thing....hes not here is he?!
First time seeing Soviet Union actually portrayed as female "motherland"
I know, even though it’s the first time seeing the Soviet Union portrayed as a female, it make sense
@@rocketjupiter4579 Why?
@@HaniSiKucing because it’s the motherland
Oh right
It makes sense. She is the motherland, duh, and Finland is the fatherland, so...
“Work smarter, not harder”
-Sovietball & Finlandball
Motherland: *Draws new border*
Finland: if that line isn't back where it was I'm going to beat the shit out of you....after I finish my drink. *Chugs Vodka*
And then he helped the Nazis to put the border back
🇫🇮⚔️🇷🇺
Fins drink Koskenkorva not Vodka
Finland is not an alcoholic
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" * *Stalin's personal refrigirator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorious anthem* * "
Falmey bottle
It's in 0:54
Qwewewe
Fun Fact: Finns actually used Säkkijärven Polkka to detonate Soviet mines during the Winter War, it was found by accident that the hertz of the song would detonate the mines
Wow.
Wow...
Wow
Im breaking the chain.
@@Christopherus_Jordanus wow
Never ask, a woman: her age
a man: his salary
Finland: how they killed tons of Soviet soldiers with 1 sniper
Haha
"He actually was a very good sniper. Yes, he didn't used actual sniper rifle and killed another ton of Soviets with submachine gun but this is solely because he was so good and the Soviets were the horde with черенки от лопат, trust us!"
@@АндрейТимаков-я5в NAHHHHHHHHH finland sniper is op bruh someone give him gold for that
Snipin is a good job mate
2:03 Best moment indeed.
0:53 best part of subtitles
Mage
B E N I S
@@thanosgioule8044 Stalin's personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorius anthem
Well that subtitle
S Ä K K I ' J Ä R V E N ' P O L K K A A
the winter war is basiclly that scenario where "we've won, but at what cost?"
Yup
why soviet union ball eyes look like a girl
Mr. Barney because they are
@@mr.reality1611 its mother russia after all
Pryyhic victory
"I like her winged eyelashes" - Drew Durnil
Which video?
@@TheDiloEmpire Learning world history from countryballs
Thank you
@@TheDiloEmpire your welcome
Ahh yes a Drew fan
Bro that perkele was personal 💀
Soviet Union: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Finland: reverse
reerac elohw s’nam siht dne ot tuoba m’I : dnalniF
Since it reverse
why soviet union ball eyes look like a girl
@@mr.reality1611 well the Soviet Union is the *motherland*
Hong Kong：Carrie
@@satvikrayal3839 Soviet Union not Russia
Imagine being a German and sad about losing wars.
And then there is, Finland.
Actually Soviet Union won this war, It was game between Europe countries and soviet union about help when Germany turns agressive. Stalin estimated that if he does full invasion of Finland, while Europe countries wouldn't fight on side of Finland, Germany can start fight against soviet union without any interference of Europe countries using casus belli of Finland liberation. So while actual reasoning of war from soviet side was done (move Finland borders from Leningrad), more practical was to put end to this war ASAP.
And, what about casualties, well, Mannerheim line was nothing to joke about and bruteforcing it was a really-really bad idea.
@@antonzhdanov9653 it wasn't really a victory, it was almost a stalemate. Finland had to allow the soviet union to occupy a few important military bases and that stuff, but other then that, finland didnt really lose
@@thejfk_experience490 Well, totally no. After Mannerheim line was broken, Red army pushed 20km forward to Helsinki in 2 days and with such dynamics city would be under siege in 3 days days more worst case. So for total occupation of Finland even Finland generals gave a week.
@@antonzhdanov9653 he really wanted the freeking little island on tht river cuz he will put a long range hoowitzer
Basically
Finland kicked Soviet Union’s butt for a while and then Soviet Union started actually fighting back
Finland: Perkele.
Everyone: *Ah shit, here we go again.*
Finnish people never sya Börk
Bork is Sweden
Finland is *PERKELE!*
Wait... im pretty sure Sweden says that...
pörkele?
*Perkele*
Soviet Union: breaks Finlands acohal...
Finland: *pERkELe!!!*
Soviet Union after the winter war:
*I've won but at what cost?*
*1 Third of Vodka Supplies*
And the troops tanks and yeah
300 k soldier
Germany: Did you invade (a small part of) Finland?
USSR: Yes
Germany: What does it cost
USSR: Everything
@Dragana Milosavljevic fins lost 25k soldiers and soviets 250-500k
@Dragana Milosavljevic there are tons of videos talking about winter war and casualties -_-
Remember children, size doesn't matter, it matter how STRONG you are.
I mean, Finland was 8 when he did this, and the USSR was 26 back then
A teen got destroyed by a child
So that’s ways ash’s pikachu from Pokémon can beat literally ANYTHING
Sam Serious Stone
You mean germany is a child?
Finland was like the dude named "꧁D꙰E꙰A꙰T꙰H꙰꧂" in every round.
LMAO
And not like edgy kids, he actually is a DEATH
And remember finland still is the happyest country of all the time. 🤣
Nah he was the dude with the Japanese name, their presence in a cod server usually means death for everyone on the other team
꧁PERKELE꧂
Funfact.
Soviet Russia could've actually went full ballistic after German front.
But Finland decided to sign a peace/neutral treaty with Soviet union to avoid decimation after WW2 and during cold wars.
Nazi Germany: how did you beat USSR
Finland: Yes
They deployed freddy
HE DID IT WITH VODKA
Snowman
Well, Germany helped supply Finland and other countries too, So...
@Anirudh We know, Finland and the USSR signed the Moscow Peace Treaty, Which had ended the Winter War in Finland, Maybe regaining some of it's territories but not all that had been taken away from the Soviet Union. But golly, Imagine you're a red army soldier, Then suddenly your division suffered heavier casualties than that division from Finland. Can we atleast say Finland overwhelmed the Red Army which forced the hell out of the USSR to sign a peace treaty with Finland-
Who would win?
A large soviet Socialist union with a shitton of army
VS
A Finnish ironsight sniper
BTW, why is sovietball female
To put emphasis on 'Mother' Russia i guess.....
Oh well...
Legends say he was just meming
@eloba virus lol they broke up
0:31
Finland:"you think u r stronk boie but i am stronker"
Soviet Union:"A A A A A A A A"
Gurl
Russia about to fire some frostbreath: oh, I don’t think so
That's a sr pelo reference isn't it?
@@Shamseddine4412 maybe
@@Shamseddine4412watch the video "The Ottoman Empire - but its Sr Pelo refrences
0:40
Finland:👁👄👁✨✨✨
USSR be like: (i feel like im nazi & Finland is Soviet)
USSR: *haha you’re weak*
Finland: *are you sure about that?*
Benis
BENIS
@@cheems4061 *BENIS*
B e n I s
@@cheems4061 *B E N I S*
Someone that finally takes "Motherland" to a literal country balls meaning.
FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ua-cam.com/video/52QbgSaAORw/v-deo.html
@@swedishnationalist8214 thanks swedish nationalist
Read "motherland" twice
In fact, the USSR should be a male
1,000 Soviets vs 1 Finnish sniper
This is how winter war started.
He ''just'' killed 580.
@@spacexe123 505-1000
@@spacexe123 'Just' 500, right? I mean, no big deal that he alone wiped a F**CKING BATTALION!
@@TakCWAL ever heard of sarcasm
@@TakCWAL Far Cry irl
I think that menacing shadow guy is simo hayha
I guess
0:53 “stalin’s personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem”
lol
@@goober472 how's the sunset in Hong Kong
EVERYBODY KNOWES WE LOOKED AT THE SUBTITELES
@@shamilasaifi8922 and you just added 2 more disappointed parents into this world
lmao
Moral of the story: never underestimate your enemy country, even if it may be small.
Really
Well also it’s about strategy
Italy didn’t follow advice
Обяснить почему советский Союз понёс такие потери в этой войне довольно просто. Во время революции сменили всё, строй политический режим сместили старых начальников и поставили новых. И армия не стала исключением. В итоге армия оказалась наполнена молодыми офицерами и солдатами которые попросту не знали как воевать, на руках у них была лишь теория и никакой практики. А фины выступили против СССР в качестве партизан, засады набеги и тому подобное. С подобным движением не удалось справиться даже германии, но в СССР, а советская армия без опыта справиться с подобным не могла это уж точно. Но, говорить что СССР недооценила Финляндию попросту глупо, я бы даже сказал идиотски. Потому что потери в войне доказывают что СССР воспринял своего противника максимально серьёзно и направил туда много сил что бы справиться с финами.
@@ЗахарДмитренко-ф6м Damn, calm down dude!
When you hear "perkele" you know it's over
Yes
Lol
Perkele!
Join Finland now
Or ill get Simo häyhä
You know they’re screwed
Finland: brutally slaughters an army of soviet soldiers
Also Finland: b e n i s
Russian Empire: I never knew my daughter would be so pathetic
Russian Empire: colonized Alaska, beat France in the Napoleonic Wars, annex Poland and Finland in the same time
Finland: defeat his daughter
Russian Empire: *bruh*
Нет не правда
Soviets After marching through berlin:
*So you were saying*
Heavens void Soviets didn’t even last a century, while the Empire lasted for 3 centuries
@@valon5069 yet had greater accomplishments than the Russian empire
1:12
If you look closely between the Soviet soldiers, there is an Vietnamese holding a chocolate
Cyan Crewmate was not an imposter
Vietnamese volunteers from the French Indochina
Edit: Japanese Indochina, my fault
Edit time2: uhh...
@@tranhaiang1158 dumbo
@@CanadiansAreYummy shut up simp
Actually the Vietnamese wasn’t holding the chocolate, the other female soldier which is at the south of the vietnamese was holding the chocolate.
Soviet tanks: Couple thousand, we weren't really keeping track
Finnish tanks: 32
With most if em being Renault FT's, being used as dug-in fortifications.
And literally only 1 of them was combat ready
Funnily enough after the war Finland had more tanks then before it happened.
Finland was an ally of Germany, cause both were fighting against communists, so Finland also had a lot of German guns and vehicles, Finland had a lot of Stug 3 tanks
My family's members were Russians who were volunteers in the Wehrmacht in the Baltics. The other side of my family are Swedish who also fought in a SS divisions of volunteers made up of Swedes, Norwegians and Estonians, trained by German officers. Mostly artillery support for Finnish aircraft and anti-air artillery against Soviet planes and those missile trucks
The Eastern front was the bloodiest part of WW2 and there were people from various European nations volunteering to fight against bolsheviks
Just add some Säkkjarven Polkka and your bt42 and it will fucking drift and take out 4 pershings without its track
1:54 every Soviet hearing this on their radio
The only way to defeat a Russian soldier in a cold weather is...to be a Finlandian in a even colder weather
Actually be a finnish farmer with hunting skills and kill 505 soviet
Now your Simo Hayha
Finlandian dont u mean finnish
finn*
@@suited_person Finnish*
@@ayo.am_TENGY_both work but finn would be more suitable
D̶e̶m̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ Finland: _"I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!"_
Heavy: Nyet!
Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's.
When the snow speaks Finnish
When the trees speak Vietnamese
When the seas speak British
When the desert speaks Turkish and Arabic
When the vodka speaks Russian
When the gun speaks American
When the wings speak Polish
When the Russian tank speaks Ukrainian
When an Austrian painter speaks GERMAN
@Natgal more like when the wings speak polish
FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ua-cam.com/video/52QbgSaAORw/v-deo.html
The last one is a concern.
@@FinkeltonJr it is. It definitely is
@@FinkeltonJr legend says that the art school never rejected anyone since then
0:12 FUN FACT! The word “Tovarăși” is actually a Romanian word, also meaning “Comrade”.
Tawarisch?
That's the German word mentioned in Moskau from Dschinggis Khan, right?
Yes and no
Товарищ.
0:31 PERKELE
you mean 0:32?
@@LogoGaming766 at 32 it only says kele
@Massimo 2.0 means devil
@@DenSabreWorks Actually it's old Baltic God of Thunder. Not evil at all..
Perkele
Stalin how many troops did you loose in Finland
Stalin: yes
9.5000
Stalin how did you win against such a strong enemy...
Thats Hitler asking stalin,literaly XD
@@TheRealFDR snow
@@estoniaboodoingmapping1095 did you say hitler?
I recommended backsound is Sakkijarven pollka
Actually...2 songs
HemShade the other one is Njet, Molotoff
@perttiplay I'm talk in latin
@perttiplay sumoi?
I don't know mate.
As a Turk Finnish peoples are patriotic as we are
🇫🇮♥️🇹🇷
0:36 nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit !
i don't like the pose
I imagine this as:
Finnish child vs *T H I C C* 20 year old Russian army woman
Just imagine Finland as an 6-year-old sniping down the USSR in her 20's Simo Häyhä style
N I C E
@@Jorge-dg7jv nice
Country shotacon
@@commanderchas1686 bruh
FINLANDIA, FINLANDIA
Finland: *beats the living hell out of the USSR*
Vietnam: finally, a worthy opponent...
Snow vs trees ultimate fight
Snow trees vs Jungle trees
Afghanistan:
AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
vietnam won with help of the ussr and china, finland did it with no help
Carlos Garcia Sweden sent volunteers and supplies to Finland
I love your animating style so much!!
1:51 when you think you beat the final boss but the music does not stop and he gets back up
DS3 Soul of Cinder be like
first time fighting mythrix from risk of rain 2 be like
U ment 1:46
@@ညေြိ့ငမ့မကတြာုကသ်မစျြြငိုချ့်ဆ too long
@@Phil_3.0shorts no
0:32 when you get bullied and you revenge
Soviet = the bullier
Finland = bullied kid
🇫🇮Perkele🇫🇮
Choose your team
Tree Speaking Vietnamese (good for guleilia fight)
Or
Snow Speaking Finnish (good for keep war soldier)
🇫🇮 Snow speaking Finnish
You forgot Filipinos bushcamping with some itak(machete) ready to give a pissing enemy soldier a second circumsision
Both
Tree Speaking Vietnamese i speak *xin chào người Mỹ*
Sand speeking arabic.
1:54 the USSR when they realize Finland’s going for round 2
0:31
Finland: *P E R K E L E*
USSR: Im not a bear
Perkele means devil
@@tonymatthew9352 tecnically yes but practically no
@@viljamipuumala602 because I’m using Google translate
It actually means devil
@@Fugitive685 That’s true
CCCP: In Soviet russia communism comes to you.
Finland and Afghanistan: • laughing hard •
Edit:
Why this have 700 likes.
Fritz Blaskowitz almost 100 likes without any comment?
And Poland*
@ZepexFIN finland and afghanistan too. Poland was defeated the second time in 1939 but first time in 1920 they defeated them
@ZepexFIN I just... have you sleept during your history lessons or something? There more to it than "yeah they got communism"
Finland lost in some capacity the second time too, Provinces they fought so hard to protect were taken and also they weren't attacked by two superpowers at the same time and they weren't fucked by their allies like Poland was, they kinda were The ones fucking (they were allied to Germany and then turned 180 and went against them)
@@modddy0025 well when you're allies start to fall and victory is not possible a simple armistice can solve many things. Greater Finland started and ended as a dream.
0:30 Finlandia...
*It's part of the lyrics of the Finnish song "njet molotof"*
PERKELE
0:21 Love the detail of the amount of vodka decreasing in the bottle as Finland drinks from it
Bruh 😂
There's some reason why communism failed in Finland
It's clearly the snow.
The power of snow defeat german and ussr
@@whatsthishandle can’t fight an invisible army.
when winter prefers finland over ussr
Menshevik snow
It is because the snow was white not red
Finland: You can win, all it will cost is your dignity
And get memed in about 70 years later.
0:32
Girl: haha you can’t hit me back-
Me:
Girl I TAKE IT BACK
Girl: you can’t hit me back haha
Me: I support gender equality, NOOB
Uhh ok
Except I have to deal with this at in person school everyday at my last school
If you cant hit them smash them :) easy right?
Soviets when they go north : Dude why is the snow speaking finnish
The Snow : *Starts to Speak more finnish*
The Fins : *FINNISH EM*
The Radio : *Säkkijärven polkka*
The Soviets : AAAAA
The Soviets : *Tries to Drink vodka*
The Vodka *Becomes Finnish*
The Soviets : AAAA NO IM DYING *DED*
The White Death : *Sniped*
0:21
URSS: Shot to the bottle
Finland: Man, you're now very f*cked...
URSS?
@@w.andrew635 United Republics of Soviet Stalin :D
@@Takaram2 URSS is the Indonesian word for USSR
@@TheBrokenCiggs Somewho dont understand jokes
@@kamo93 ok
As a finnish i feel proud for my country all i need to defend my homeland is camo white mask skis and a sniper rifle
FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ua-cam.com/video/52QbgSaAORw/v-deo.html
@@swedishnationalist8214 yes but finland remained independent. That and all the soviet casualties compared to finnish ones are why finns see the winter war more as a win even if it wasnt one
@@swedishnationalist8214 Lets just say i never want to win an war the way russia did with the winter war....
But know thermal gaguls👷
@@pouncepounce7417 The Winter War indeed was quite possibly the more disastrous and failed/unworthy victory of all-time by the USSR.
Couldn't annex the finnish in the Continuation War either thanks to their effective fighting in the summer of 1944.
2:02
SÄKKIJÄRVEN POLKKA
Fun fact: this song called,well what you see above was actually used during the winter war to jam Soviet communications. Ingenious
Pure genius
Radiomines, to be precise.
just imagine: you‘re a russian radioman, etc. you’re doing yer regular shit n suddenly...
SAKKIJARVEN POLKKA!
Oh my dear god, if thats true im gonna flip 17 times
@@kostakis5084 I researched it: they used it to jam incoming radio signals to Soviet radio-controlled mines
0:53
“Stalin’s personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem”
In the beginning i half expected Finland to stab ussr in the eye with the broken bottle.
I thought Finland gonna grab a new bottle and make a molotov cocktail out of it
Brutal
But zen it vill drip vis red blood of mozerland comerade!
0:26
Ussr: *shoots my vodka*
me: so you have chosen dead
1:40
@@Ulle2419 2:01
Lesson for today : why you should never break Finland's vodka
@@The_whales finnish people dont speak scottish dude
@@The_whales they arent really similar, finland is fucking cold compared to scotland, plus finnish people speak finnish
Russian ppl drink vodka.
Its actually booze aka leijona viina
We drink booze aka viinaa
When you try to pee in the snow, but it speaks finnish
*Everyone when the Soviets are female: [insane screaming and simping]*
@@Dwarfplayer eh? which one?
@@omniwagon poland's neighbors
@@mouseofmice right
Except the Finns
Finland is such a Chad
I like that Finland and Russia are just forever gonna be scared of each other after the winter war
Scared? Suomi ain't no scared of no PERKELE.
@@leonardarola Ja minä syön Leonard Arolan nyt! SUOMI PERKELE! Venäjä on ilkeä, ja niillä on pommeja, nyt ne tappaa Ukrainan! Kohta on Suomen vuoro!
@@BogaBoga hmmmmm ikea is swedish....
@@leonardarola Jo, jag håller med! Kan du svenska? Kan du finska, oh wait… du verkar inte kunna finska, och kan troligtvis inte heller svenska. Jag gissar att du är en störande liten Amerikan som försöker vara cool!
@@leonardarola Are you able to speak Finnish or Swedish?
1:13 Vietnam with a chocolate bar🍫
Soviet with a Vietnamese hat and Vietnam with a chocolate bar
1:14 better
Actually that's the opposite is the Americans killed more Vietcong and North Vietnamese then actually died for the US I think the United States only loss 70000 men There still count North Vietnamese dead
@@ronniehopper2726 I'm sorry but America was not involved in The winter war
@@ronniehopper2726 And I have No Idea WTF are you talking about
"I drank a little too much, it's not fair" -Finland after drinking 20 bottles of Vodka
That short Finnish sniper: 500 enemy soldier....what a small number
Edit: did you notice that Russian soldier are simping for the motherland....
Yep
Aye
Kinda forced but ok
sweet home alabama?
Russian sniper who wounded him to coma: Yeah, told me about small number bastard.
"*insert slamming sound effects.mp3*"
Me: inserts slap sound effect mp.3
*Ah yes, the floor is made out of hands*
What did you do?
Comrade, I can explain...
Finland:drinks finlandia USSR:shoots bottle finland: you are dead meat
Hey look a Chinese join war :D
1:13
Its vietnam
I think vietnam and china joined
Its soviet union with chinese farmer hat
History: Vietnam and more country’s in the south east of Asia was in French controlled after that then the empire of japan took the countrys that including Laos, Vietnam and other if I am right the Vietnam war started on 1955
no China only Vietnam
Morale of the story:never mess with a Finnish person who drinks weird liquid
Its alcohol
@@editzcrimzonno vodka
So never mess with any Finnish person
@@Sloaky634 yep
Finland's alcohol consumption is in the middle of Europe. Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's.
Watch the statistics in the video "Country alcohol consumption comparison."
One important thing about military armies is it’s not all about numbers it’s about strategy and the Winter war is a perfect representation of this
so is the ukraine one, i think??? idk my war stuff
@@MIKUTERRITORY Ukraine doesn't have the menace that is The White Death
Yes strategy
Winter:EXCUSE ME I DEFEATED NONOGERMANY AND NAPEOLONIC FRANCE
Only now you forgot that the Mannerheim line was very powerful, and strongly fortified. The tanks were useless in the frozen swampy woodland. When they broke through the Mannerheim line, Soviet troops were rapidly advancing on Helsinki.
1:04 finland re joined the game😂
It was all fun and games until they realized Finland has colder winters and a shit ton of trees. Finland is basically protected by the land.
Don’t forget Simo Häyhä
@@ezraortiz9273 Yeah that’s true
@@ezraortiz9273 this legend
The stupid seal ain't that stupid guys
@@ezraortiz9273 the legendary sniper. Perhaps the greatest
1:37 How to win a war: give the enemies beer and then draw a line
It was actually vodka
I actually know
Girl: **Slaps me In The Face**
Girl: You wouldnt hurt women do yo-
Me: 0:32
#STOPTHEFEMİNAZİS
Men have a right to ask for a location.
Equal right equal fight
*Slammingsounds.mp4*
As a girl , i say that the rule “boys can’t hit girls” is stupid , it just basically says that boys are just punching dummys to girls and it’s not fair to not be able to defend yourself
@USS KIDD DD-661 y e s
I left a comment for this masterpiece to remind me to come back for this master of a piece
Ладно
Finland actually lost some land in winter war but finnish troops are specialized for winter battle grounds while soviet troops arent trained for the snow landscape
That remindes my of some one ich haben no idee who to
Finnish also were very lucky with there nature and weather, and also with the time, when the tanks and artillery weren't very strong, so they couldn't destroy the Finnish bunkers, unlike in 1944, when Red army destroyed finns in 2 weeks
Well, it's still not about the winter, but about the line of defense (and the German military advisers, who actively helped the Finns and England, also supported Finland). But with all this, the USSR occupied the Mannerheim line, we should not forget about the fact that as soon as the Line of Defense was surrendered, the Finns began to suffer serious losses (by the way, this war in Russia is not called the Winter War, but simply the Soviet-Finnish one).
More like the Soviet troops are trained to die in waves and hope fpr the best...
@@jam9142 Bro actually improvised history without reading about it lmao. That's not at all how it went. During continuation war Finland captured big ruski cities in Karelian isthmus like petroskoi. City that was never part of Finland. But go on, keep being ignorant lol
The last person to ask us how many soldiers we lost in this war wasn’t heard from again
How many causalitys.
How much people did you lose during the winter war
@@mrfortpaul4015 he hasn't answered, I feel he is embarrassed
Challenge accepted *grabs M39*
@@russianboi6679 *V a t*
Stalin: Finland is going to die today
Finland government: not today
Stalin: AHHHH
The fricking rest of Finland: get o b b l I t e r a t e d
Edit: holy crap this got a lot of likes
Finland: Finlandia, Finlandia,
Sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana.
The underrated raze main
The scene of Russia just quietly drawing a new border without even attempting to go for the kill just captures the aura of the winter war so well
2:10 Finland vented
Sus
hitler: scared by winter
alois hitler: also scared by winter
finaldn: *B E N I S*
Did you mean Hitler: afraid by winter
Also Hitler : afraid of winter
Finland : benis?
@@ryskala Yes
@@ryskala Alois Hitler is Austria hungary Civil Servant
@@minema7953 so?
@@ryskala that’s all
Russian:Boom?
Finland:PERKELE!
kyllä.
Mr Martin when he's playing my summer car