VIETNAM WAR... I think...
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2020
- GOOOOOOD MOOORNIING *COUGH *COUGH...
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Audio/music used:
• Vietnamese National An...
• Vietnam national anthe... (earrape)
• Tiếng Gọi Công Dân/sou... (earrape)
• United States of Ameri...
• Team America - America...
• Creedence Clearwater R...
M60: • Video
MG34: • Just MG34 and MG42 Mac...
M1 garand: • How NOT to Load an M1 ...
M16: • M16 Full Auto Suppressed
Patton's cannon: • World of Tanks || Gun ...
m1919 browning: • Browning M1919A4 machi...
USS New Jersey firing: • Iowa class Battleship ...
(edit, 12/1/20): About the tts I used in the vid, it is ttsmp3, the tts doesnt have a vietnamese voice so I used a french one instead
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I guess I should be more terrified of trees once I visit Vietnam.
Anyways thanks for the incredible 4.20 mins
or 4.19 mins idk UA-cam is playing tricks on me.
HOLY SCHEISSE YOUR HERE!
Its him! Its my boy!
Hehe boi
you, Taco, NOPE, and Drew = The Dream Team
Lol
Remember: If someone is annoying you, just hit them with a tree
@Laquelectro slap him with a useless birch tree and he might survive or idk and sure ill give you some birch trees to slap north vietnam
im agree
Yes, but it might start to rain napalm
South Vietnam do some if for japan do plane some boat USA remember WW2 not plane and see lot run at us
I use durian
Tree: *speaks vietnamese*
Usa has left the game
Đúng rồi đấy.
@train derailer nothing compared to what the germans caused
American soldiers are walking in the woods
the tree: speaking Vietnamese(Địt mẹ mày)
American Soldiers: oh no
Sr it's very obscene
Search satw please
"No oil, then wtf am I doing here" that was the best line ever man the whole video was hella funny
baby Vietnam was to kill baby America
In fact, Vietnam has a lot of oil under the seabed. On the other hand, Vietnam's geographical location also has many countries that want it.
3:27 I love that reference.
I am the Lorax, the Unceler ain’t fair; he tried to kill my trees with chemical warfare
"Oh no, the hammer and sickle beat the stars"
-Soldier after getting PTSD
only one star is unbeaten. Vietnam ^^
@@mikeschmidt2526 don't forget the sun
@@Chris14_ you mean Japan? ^^
he shines bright.
H&G in nutshell
Stars and Stripes beats hammer and sickle LOOK IT UP
Vietnam: Are you sure about that?
3:30
And that's how America gained 50 stars.
*Tree.*
*BŐŅĶ*
US BECAME 1776 THEN CONFEDERACY THEN 50 STARS
@@HogRiderHehehihawits a joke?
I’ve watched this numerous times and just now noticed the two cards North Vietnam laid down in the UNO game are 6 n 9. LOL!
Wonderful, truly Wonderful.
As an American. This is WAY too accurate:
"No Oil? Why am I even fighting?"
2:50 I just realized Vietnam's cards are 69 *nice*
If you have 69 with uno, then you can even beat god.
"we don't have oil only rice"
300,000+ barrels of oil: *cries
"mik ko có dầu nhưng chỉ có lúa gạo thui"
They Were found after 'nam war thats why no oil during it
@@blocky1334 so from where the t-34-85 fuel and some other Soviet things fuel
Rice stonks
@@skillissue746 from areas like caucasus or central asia
Vietnam hit him so hard USA turned British again 💀
Here I am watching the same video I watched after graduation day 2 years ago
History repeats itself doesn't it
Vietnam Y Afganistán
real
e
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Thai : wait a minute why I'm here 1:43
AGGGGHHHHH !!!!
and my ears is hurts
As an American, I can say that this is accurate.
We did, indeed, have jets get shot down by the Lorax
xD
We did though lol.
This is accurate that now I found my great great grandfather die..d
"Why am I here, to see how my family WON"
Wrong you are a red indian
Owo lol
Lost count how many times I’ve watched this. Very well done.
Pretty accurate how South Korean soldiers are very feared by North Vietnamese, as they have exceptionally superior combat skills
basicly we just hide in tree and use the suprise attack method,im a vietnamese here : v
Actually its kinna opposite, we were overpowered at first but soon after we returned the favor, the largest mercenary group of South Korea were defeated by the North Vietnamese and fell apart not too long after their defeat. In fact: in one battle, South Korea lost 500 mercenaries while Vietnam didnst even lost one fifth of that. Their convidence led them to believe that they have the upper hand in the war but thats cap.
Edit: Fix the number a little bit: its South Korea lost 200 (could be higher or lower) mercenaries and Vietnam lost about 20 to 30 soldiers, but still South Korea suffered a lot more than Vietnam.
But the north Vietnam still beat 500 korean mercernary with only 15 soldiers
@@murannguyen4252 well i mean we could decimate a whole platoon with only a few guy 💀
@@murannguyen4252 1:33 vietnam ratio
“We have oil and the Communists took it”
-South Vietnam
*F R E E D O M İ N T E N S İ F İ E S*
-USA
Wait usa dont took your oil?!
Timestamp?
1955-1975
More detailed: 1st November 1955 to 30th April 1975
I like how Vietnam is a small angry ball which can do everything
Why yes, Fun fact, China stole most of our land :)
cảm ơn bạn / Thank you so much
@@garbage_goat8386 wait what
@@wantedinnit69420 y e s.
@@garbage_goat8386 As Japanese or Vietnamese?
The trees speak Vietnamese,
The snow speaks Finnish.
The sand speaks Arabic,
The beer speaks Irish.
The seas speak English,
The bread speaks French.
The vodka speaks Russian, and of course...
The pancit canton speaks Filipino.
And the oil speaks american
curry speaks hindi
@@anarchosouthafricaballA.C.D.P the tea
The Artillery Speaks Bosian
"Phillipines left"
"Pancit canton left"
As an filipino i died at that point of time
Pancit Canton From Philippines
@@Cashier402 oo masarap itong pang meryenda o pagkain
@@StrykatpOfficial ok
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING N VIETNAM!!!!"
NV: *Hits America with a dead tree*
That's ...fine, I guess
Good night :)))
"GOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT N VIETNAM!!!!"
NV: *Hits America with a pillow*
Bruh
owo me are gonwa sing the bai ca ho chi minh song in o w o
Faw away acwoss the ocean,
Faw beyond the sea's eastewn wim,
Wives a man who is fathew of the Indo-Chinyese peopwe,
And his nyame it is Ho Chi Minh.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Fwom VietBac to the SaiGon Dewta
Fwom the mountains and pwains bewow
Young and owd wowkews, peasants and the toiwing tenyant fawmews
Fight fow fweedom with Uncwe Ho.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho Chi Minh was a deep sea saiwow
He sewved his time out on the seven seas
Wowk and hawdship wewe pawt of his eawwy education
Expwoitation his ABC.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho Chi Minh came home fwom saiwing
And he wooked out on his nyative wand
Saw the want and the hungew of the Indo-Chinyese peopwe
Foweign sowdiews on evewy hand.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho Chi Minh went to the mountains
And he twainyed a detewminyed band
Hewoes aww, swown to wibewate the Indo-Chinyese peopwe
Dwive invadews fwom the wand.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Fouwteen men became a hundwed
A hundwed thousand and Ho Chi Minh
Fowged and tempewed the awmy of the Indo-Chinyese peopwe
Fweedom's Awmy of Viet Minh.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Evewy sowdiew is a fawmew
Comes the evenying and he gwabs his hoe
Comes the mownying he swings his wifwe on his shouwdew
This the awmy of Uncwe Ho.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Fwom the mountains and the jungwes
Fwom the wicewands and the Pwain of Weeds
Mawch the men and the women of the Indo-Chinyese Awmy
Pwanting fweedom with victowy seeds.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
Fwom VietBac to the SaiGon Dewta
Mawched the awmies of Viet Minh
And the wind stiws the bannyews of the Indo-Chinyese peopwe
Peace and fweedom and Ho Chi Minh.
Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh... ;;w;;
How to Get America's attention: Oil and Communism
But we have oil and Communist...
Yeah they love OIL and hate COMMUNISM
Viet have both
@@accelerator7488 we will steal the oil a kill the commies
You know South Vietnam had oil, in the sea, those damn islands had resources mate
3:23:Lorax is kinda SUS 🤨
Just by the first 10 seconds I can be sure that it'll be great
that is all the videos
You Mean the first 14 second?
Bulgaria gang rise up!
I saw the video and before watching it I knew that it’ll be good
WELCOME TO THE COMMUNIST THIALAND!!!!
“Where are the oil fields?!? ... No then what’s the point.”
Had me dying
''We dont have oil idiot,we only have rice fields''
''Well...then why the fuck am i here?''
If you were drafted during that time period then you probably were dying...
Tree : tôi biết đúng (I know right)
Fun fact: Vietnam does have a bunch of oil
Lol
We must note that South Vietnam (unlike any of the other countries in Southeast Asia) was essentially the creation of the United States
- Pentagon paper -
ua-cam.com/video/5iGpjX7ePSU/v-deo.html
Why is no one talking about the fact that ships are giant people 💀
How to Scary American:
Speak viet with the tree
Isn't it enemy forests in general that scare Americans?
@@baul997 No other trees have beaten america's ass so hard as vietnamese trees
@@g_g1241 well yeah it's still a fairly common American weakness
How to "scare" not scary
Search satw please
Nato: why is the jungle attacking us?
Its actually called a jungle.
@@justarandommalayboi8231 now I think about it yeah XD
because Jungle speak Vietnamese
because we know disguise
Britain: "Da fuck they doing over there?"
rip headphone users
start on 70s, Vietnam got bullied by so many countries, America, Cambodia, China. South Korea, holy crap
Vietnam: we dont have oil just rice
usa: understandable have a nice day
Understandable have a *r* ice day
The fun part is that most of oil is in the East (China) Sea, which is closer to South Vietnam than North Vietnam so they already controlled the oil
Good memes xd
Rice oil
Đont forget the talking trees + bushes
N.korea: "america i found oil"
Usa: "WHERE?"
N.korea: "in vietnam"
Usa: "whatever"
69 likes
Off you are like anoob too from Philippines if the phillipines was join 100% we are win
@@mysticjay6777 whAt
@@KemoTherapy69 if the philippines its join to vietnam war you are not democracy and living with human right
N.Korea?
"Pancit canton left the game"
Had me dying
2:47
For everyone saying ussr is not a girl
Ussr is called motherlands
Next in 2038: rice can produce oil
The vietnamese people: oh not that again
ViEtNaM wAr 2 and at that time the space speaing vietnamese lol
Breaking news: USA invaded all of east and south east Asia
@@thewhovianhippo7103 *AMERICAN FREEDOM INTENSIVE*
@@thewhovianhippo7103 mmmmm latam have rice fields, have freedom and oil 😅
Talking tree in here
2:35 i love how VietNam move in a tree
I am Vietnamese and Thank you very much ❤❤
@@DungDungDungDung123welcome to the rice fields mother #%@&!#
Usa: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAA
Me: 💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀
I just love how the Soviets are just BIG
BIG.mp3
Australia : This war sucks , right mate?
Tree : Yea I know , Right
Korea said... what re you doin??
uhh... are you vietnamese ?
Việt Nam
viêt nam really disappointed
australia:😳
Can we appreciate how much work he puts into his videos
Also I am Vietnamese thank u for making it cool
I think we know this is not how the war went?
It is how it is IN A NUT SHELL
Very good video, i am Vietnamese and i am proud of my county, long live Ho Chi Minh ! Viva Vietnam !
XD
4:13 So this is how my grandparents grew rice!
A lot of us just buy it .
@@garbage_goat8386 yeh :\. my mom said it took 90 days to make rice
@@garbage_goat8386 It's took so long after all but it's need to go through all the machine to make a f***ing rice out :/
@@dantedanniser7460 wh-
1:28 vv
South Vietnam : North Vietnam is attacking me I need your help
USA : I sleep
South Vietnam : They invaded our oil fields
USA : I yeet
I know that this is a joke but the reason that USA participated the war was because they did not want Vietnam to spread communism in south east asia. But really Vietnam just wanted to reunify they even tried to to get help from USA but they did not accept due to USA low morale and Vietnam at the time was not even a country.
@@somed00dwithnopersonality68 ik
@RCAG Officiel cc
@@somed00dwithnopersonality68 I never buy the stopping communism excuse either. Whether the US won or lost in Vietnam, unless Soviet doomed themself (and they eventually did) and China fell there is no guarantee that Communism would be stopped. It seems like the war was an useless move from the beginning, if the US truly want to stop communism all they had to do would be moving their forces to Phillipines.
@@caesar5588 War is useless
one of the best Countryball videos I've ever seen
My favorite part is :
USA : GOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOORNIIIIIIINGG VIETNAAA
3:25
Lorax "I am the lorax and I am speaking for you throw me to that target.
That Vietnamese farmer "hmm nice idea.
Lorax "YEET."
Let it grow
3:03
god i love that "viEtnamEse" 😆😂
Vietnam more like Vitamin
@@cloudysoup9056 or that too hahaha
i think him using google maybe he type i know right and it say tôi biết đúng while the right one is tôi biết mà
@@khoadoan5483 "Tao biết mà" is more accurate in that circumstance. I'm just saying, bạn à. Have a nice day.
Heh
tf2 references got me 💀💀
USA: GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNA- VIETNAM: bonks USA with tree*
The Fotres 2 Refrence Sound Character:
0:16: Soldier Sound
0:23: Scout sound
0:26: Soldier sound
3:30 Scout
BOINK BOINK BONG BONG.
Thank god someone knows about that reference.
Oof
3:06 The trees are speaking vietnamese.
I haven't heard that meme in a long time
Ouch
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@garbage_goat8386r/whoooosh
The trees can’t be harmed if the lorax is armed
1:47 nice tanks
Teacher: what country is next to USA?
Me: USB
Russia
ANd nExt iS uSc
Yea lmao :D
2:42 Bruh LOL XD (Take that +4 card)
damn vietnam has some workouts 24/7 cuz he lifts a tree everytime
America: "GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAM". dang That almost killed me XD😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:11 *"pancit canton left the game"* 😂
Philippines was just enjoying his pancit canton in the middle of war Lmao
@@scammer3967 Yeah but they hit on ban hammer on philippine and south korean was unban with philippine and thailand
0:32 I’m dieing🤣🤣😂😂😂
0:30
Suomi
@@simppathegamer695 perkele!
RIP that Navy Army
An vietnamese soilder are hiding in your wifi
This made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣
4:07 : Lmao south korea XD
she almost killed north vietnam
4:05
@@UNREAL17383 with US helped.
@@UNREAL17383 She can't kill my brother :) NEVER
@@UNREAL17383 bro I think you should learn history =)
Because South Korea doesn't strong like you think
2:15 "dam, hank is kinda sus"
Its look like malaysia flag at first because thin stripes lmao
sus
@@noidea8995 he looks like a farmer to me
They still think I’m Argentinan
Sus
Best 4 mins of my life
This unironically helped me with a history paper lol, i cant really understand history when reading
This is by far your best animation and I only saw the start XD
The longest one as well mate
@@JerryVonNopereich YEP XDDD best animator on UA-cam
@@JerryVonNopereich true
When Vietcong continues to speak "Welcome to the Rice Fields"
2:34 Di chuyen!
Edit: ig i cant use symbols
Di chuyễn
Di chuyển
Di chuyển
Di chuyển
Di chuyển
USA: how the fuck are we losing
Can confirm, the Australian gag was indeed accurate. Also, i love how in the helicopter scene they have hold to south korea back with a leash.
1:39 America when they realize that rice oil exist
Lmao
Nobody
That one quiet kid when bully anoy him: 1:24
E
E
Ok if anyone messes with me I’ll do that
Cười muốn bể bụng luôn.... 😂😂😂😂😂
Soldier quotes for the win
USA: We have super weapons
Vietnam: Use the brain
It's big brain time
note: I'm Vietnamese
Usa: *Uses super wapons* vietnam: YEET THE TREE OVER THE SEA TO WASHINGTON D.C.
All we need is fortunate son and South Korea
We don't use technology and we don't need any bomb to win this war, we win this war by a hearth for our country
@@kimiya9445 yeeet the morax yes
"We're being attacked by communists!"
USA: *silence*
"We have oil fields and the communists took it"
USA: *FREEDOM intensifies*
Aus Aus Aus
*liberation noises*
Việt Nam Hố Chí Minh!
@@greenranger2341 Is Hồ Chí Minh not *Hố* Chí Minh :v
@@greenranger2341 hey Vietnamese bro, you write wrong name
I’m a Vietnamese here and i pretty much like this video😂
good
2:34 Tree tank op NEEDS A NERF
Need speed nerf by -1000000000000000000 kmph
@the sus97 lol
USA: we got the BEST TANKS :D for instance we got the abrahams, (ect.). Vietnam: YEET THE T R E E OVER THE CAPITALIST SEA.
New """""Balanced"""""" tier VIII Tank on WoT.
Deals only 450 hp per shot with 300 mm penetration on standard ammo.
I dont see any reason y
2:57 best moment
TOI BIET DUNG
Gooooooood moooorrrnnniiiingggg!!!! Vietnam
Tree:i know right
This war sucks, Am I right m8?
The ban brick got me good.
Banned both Philippines and including Pancit Canton, lmaooooo
normal day in vietnam:GGGGOOOOOODDDDD MORNINGGGGG VIETNAMMM
Austrailia:THE TREES ARE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE
You have a really unique art style. I never seen tanks with eyes and I love it!
Lol
The eyes on tanks actually are from Angelos world, he makes great tank comics and I like how he put eyes on tanks. So I decided to do it as well
What about the ship girl..
@@bamboo9666 double lol
@@bamboo9666 why the th3 shipgirl is so thicc and UwU face?
me:i think the america loves that ship.
Mom cleaning: It's our house!
Mom argueing: 1:05
russia
@@maxiekawotjo7271r/whooooosh
All TF2 references
0:16 meet the soldier reference
0:24 boink
0:26 danmit
0:42 thanks
2:16 spy around here and the stock knife
My parents being Vietnamese born in South Vietnam
Me: So what was it like?
My parents: ptsd kicks in 😬
2:16 that soldier is a spy
@TNStormSpotter lmao
@Dakota Call same 💀💀
South man as Vietcong spy: anyways
“Very historical 10/10”
-IGN
Also anther title for vid: vietnam war in 4 min 19 secs
YAY . THX FOR VID =D
Nobody:
USA’s harem of Azur Lane waifus: 0:19
3:11 “pancit canton has left the game” as a Tagalog person I love that 😂😂😂
I didn't see that 😂😂😂
Yup
I pancit kanton with egg
Boild egg
@@assuringmoon3925 You minecraft gmaer New subscriber.
When your too early and dont know what to say:
CheezeEatsVietnamWHoLovesHanoiKroopButamericaLost
its Ha Noi
@@zacharytang3840 No its Saigon
@@tsrmmercy836 wrong city
Thank you for posting my country
“anyone who runs is a vc, anyone who stands still is a well disciplined vc!”- some dude in a helicopter
3:13 POV: You are going to Brazil.
No! Don’t take me to Brazil!
Vai se ^@&@^@/^@@^@^
No, right to NY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
@@morganv7895 you are going to Brazil
When you're Vietnamese:
*"Mmm yes, very accurate."*
Im vietnamese people
Trừ phần đầu thôi
Nhin chat choi vai truong
Tui yeu Viet nam
Nó buồn cười hơn là chính xác, phần đầu thấy không đúng lắm
Ê NGƯỜI VIỆT NÈ
This is the best animation ever
3:11
pancit canton. 11/10 great food
At first I was like "Why Vietnams have French Accent"
And I remembered that Indochina was a French Colony,
That's cool to see Vietnam without loud chinese accent x)
@Nguyễn Tiến Sử en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Indochina
Mh, France colonized all Indochina from 1887 to 1954, So I Think in 50's the French language was still talked.
@@taupe3864 just some borrow words from french
@@taupe3864 They do colonize us but the main language we spoke still Vietnamese. France doesn't want us can read, and speak French so we stay stupid and easier for them to rule over. Our accent is like fusing Chinese and Thai together.