LOGAN PAUL RETURNS 📰 PEW NEWS📰

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  • @nahidanoor6716
    @nahidanoor6716 6 років тому +2759

    Business teacher: you should watch more news or read newspaper
    Me:

  • @officialnightclanchannel2833
    @officialnightclanchannel2833 6 років тому +9128

    I know it was a joke, but this probably is the most reliable news source on the internet

    • @krisvictorburanday6647
      @krisvictorburanday6647 6 років тому +9

      00
      i

    • @andrewhiser9965
      @andrewhiser9965 6 років тому +63

      Except for the fact that he literally talks exclusively about UA-cam/Meme/Celebrity news (nothing real at all)

    • @wubbawubba3396
      @wubbawubba3396 5 років тому +230

      @@andrewhiser9965 but, it's still a type of news

    • @viscoblogs2041
      @viscoblogs2041 5 років тому +3

      It’s true!

    • @andrewmurray409
      @andrewmurray409 5 років тому +26

      @@andrewhiser9965 It is real tho, not least of all because millions of people watch his vids

  • @bucky1376
    @bucky1376 6 років тому +5412

    The only news channel we can trust

  • @kingbred01
    @kingbred01 5 років тому +1610

    Im gonna tell my children this was CNN

  • @MrMits92
    @MrMits92 6 років тому +5185

    this dude spends all his day checking meeems, giving his opinion about them, talking funny and chilling with his girlfriend. He is the happiest dude ever

    • @jaimeparker2161
      @jaimeparker2161 6 років тому +213

      Talking funny and chilling with his girlfriend
      Talking funny and chilling
      Talking funny
      *triggered sweden*

    • @MrChristK
      @MrChristK 6 років тому +13

      we love svenska it är bra

    • @josephine.1226
      @josephine.1226 5 років тому +89

      You are wrong, no disrespect. If You are doing 'such a things' for a living it is becoming just a hard work, different than 'standard', but nothing like 'chilling' either. It's a work, it feels like a work. I also do for a living things that are 'seen' by others in the way that You see his 'vlogging'. You need a lot of time and discipline to match up every day for this, it is nothing like 'playing and chilling'.

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 5 років тому +64

      @@josephine.1226 He does this out of enjoynment, if he doesn't enjoy his own making of a video, we don't get a video. He is actually happy doing this, if he wasn't enjoying he'd just stop making vids. He said it himself that he likes doing this. He is a simple man

    • @maureenlyons7858
      @maureenlyons7858 5 років тому +7

      Memes

  • @GPR3
    @GPR3 7 років тому +1864

    WE NEED WEEKLY NEWS UPDATE FROM YOU PEWDS

  • @JoeCapo
    @JoeCapo 7 років тому +913

    The variety is incredible these days:
    New Pewd:
    Meme Review
    LWIAY
    PEW NEWS
    Skrattar Du Forlorar Du
    Gaming Videos
    Old Pewd:
    Gaming Videos
    Gaming Videos
    Gaming Videos
    Gaming Videos
    Gaming Videos

    • @omarmalas
      @omarmalas 7 років тому +46

      Three of the shows are basically memes.
      Still, each one has its own taste, and I find them enjoyable.

    • @xhivo97
      @xhivo97 7 років тому +21

      Used to be the case for genders too

    • @Max-fh7ij
      @Max-fh7ij 7 років тому +8

      Joe Capo Dont forget original content

    • @AmidYusubov
      @AmidYusubov 7 років тому +3

      Bat can u do this🤐?

    • @gaminggold6616
      @gaminggold6616 6 років тому +5

      Don't forget his parkour video

  • @joyzy2423
    @joyzy2423 6 років тому +4723

    I feel bad for brad because he had to look through Logan Paul videos

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 років тому +18

      Lmao

    • @BlueStar5077
      @BlueStar5077 4 роки тому +36

      I know your comment is a year old, but hey, same name! I never see other alicias.

    • @josephcurtis-green9438
      @josephcurtis-green9438 4 роки тому +1

      @@BlueStar5077 ha lol

    • @CrilbusFX
      @CrilbusFX 4 роки тому +13

      I feel worse cause he had to track his fingers putting in the lazers

    • @TheDeezle
      @TheDeezle 4 роки тому +1

      5 more likes till 1k letssss goooo!!!!

  • @Rawentron
    @Rawentron 7 років тому +359

    Already trust Pew News way more than CNN

    • @varde450
      @varde450 7 років тому

      Rawentron yup!

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 7 років тому +106

    PEW NEWS 📰 > DramaAlert
    *_pew pew pew pew_*

  • @fatjill6817
    @fatjill6817 6 років тому +3252

    Here’s the thing
    dumbledore is dead

  • @jamiejones4276
    @jamiejones4276 4 роки тому +264

    I'm 34 yrs old and still love pewdiepie

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 роки тому +39

      Pretty normal. My 86 year old grandmother watches Pewds lol

    • @AngieAJ
      @AngieAJ 4 роки тому +15

      @@maru93-c1x That's normal too. Everyone watches Pewds!

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck 4 роки тому +18

      Congratulations! You are now 19 years old!

    • @SnailSlugSlut
      @SnailSlugSlut 3 роки тому

      You are such unique personality

    • @callmecurrrent2268
      @callmecurrrent2268 3 роки тому +4

      Lucky! You’ve aged while watching pewds, I have been nine for ten years

  • @josh-eb8lt
    @josh-eb8lt 6 років тому +4959

    logan pau:"i try not to live my life without mony"
    pewdipie:*laughs*
    vewers at home:* laugh*
    world:*laughs*

    • @nuke2625
      @nuke2625 5 років тому +58

      You forgot the news crew

    • @diyamond
      @diyamond 5 років тому +42

      I literally tried not to bust a lung when he said it

    • @strix3605
      @strix3605 5 років тому +92

      spelling:*laughs*

    • @mrods999
      @mrods999 5 років тому +25

      bruh do you know how to spell

    • @Snoop4216
      @Snoop4216 5 років тому +70

      Your spelling teacher: *Cries*

  • @moonasha
    @moonasha 7 років тому +241

    modern parachutes have an almost zero percent failure rate. So... yeah.

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 7 років тому +4

      moonasha the guys at the place I went to a few years ago said it was around 1/750, so it is possible, but very unlikely in Logan's case

    • @Gayestskijumpever
      @Gayestskijumpever 7 років тому +1

      I've heard 1 in 10'000

    • @itsjustjoe1131
      @itsjustjoe1131 7 років тому +4

      rahul327 not sure about 1/750.... if just one place let’s 2 people parachute a day for a year... we’d be hearing about a lot more parachute related deaths

    • @darkwingzark9462
      @darkwingzark9462 7 років тому

      they have it my video so wait for tomorrows vlog he said he was going to upload it yes i'm part of the Logang hahaha hate if you want because I love my haters

    • @KCamp-li3sr
      @KCamp-li3sr 7 років тому

      Darkwingzark Lol okay. Your desperation to make him look good is seeping through your comment.

  • @ivanamia3839
    @ivanamia3839 7 років тому +370

    Friend: do you watch news?
    Me: yea *pewnews*

  • @kevinmontes5880
    @kevinmontes5880 4 роки тому +619

    ahhhhh rewatching this during quarantine sure makes me happy

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 7 років тому +174

    This video is such a mix of sarcasm and seriousness

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked 6 років тому +3025

    "For those who think fascism is an edgy accessory"
    *Literally thinks homosexuality is a little accessory*

    • @toxicclown2336
      @toxicclown2336 6 років тому +61

      massively braindamaged and her complete career is only due to JRR Tolkien

    • @ohimdying
      @ohimdying 6 років тому +2

      Snow Dark what are you even talking about lol

    • @toxicclown2336
      @toxicclown2336 6 років тому +11

      I am dying change your pfp and I might tell u

    • @ohimdying
      @ohimdying 6 років тому +3

      Snow Dark Meh not happening

    • @dylanb7563
      @dylanb7563 6 років тому +8

      SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT......she said it was a edgy accessory lol

  • @千石-s3s
    @千石-s3s 6 років тому +2457

    I'm japanese.
    Logan Paul, I forgive you but please don't come again in Japan.

    • @spagelsmegal
      @spagelsmegal 6 років тому +46

      千石 nice profile pic

    • @datpotatoes4005
      @datpotatoes4005 6 років тому +131

      i wont ever forgive Logan ever...

    • @die2infinity101
      @die2infinity101 6 років тому +19

      Dat Potatoes
      True

    • @mallowshan
      @mallowshan 6 років тому +32

      Dat Potatoes yes. I cant forget and forgive what he did.

    • @die2infinity101
      @die2infinity101 6 років тому +51

      Mallows A.
      Say that to the dead man's family
      I BET THEY won't forgive him ever and rightly so
      You can't just video a dead guy then take the piss
      What's that teaching young people that it's ok to make fun of dead people but when it comes to one of their family members that's when they get angry
      SO don't forgive him just forget him

  • @fishface7759
    @fishface7759 6 років тому +1093

    Pewdiepie roasting jk rowling is the funniest thing

  • @k888y
    @k888y 7 років тому +513

    Keemstar is SHAKING

    • @kajixdn
      @kajixdn 7 років тому +6

      Isamu Saitou its because pewds’ beard is better than his not to mention he has hair

    • @janahcharara4072
      @janahcharara4072 7 років тому +4

      Kait R keemstar feeds off of other peoples drama and makes the situation worse

    • @torrent8446
      @torrent8446 7 років тому +2

      S H O O K E T H

    • @SwordNSkullGaming
      @SwordNSkullGaming 7 років тому +3

      KJ MM do you mean keemrat?

  • @Weaverbeats
    @Weaverbeats 7 років тому +1827

    Glad you are calling this dude out

    • @elvinolin8302
      @elvinolin8302 7 років тому

      Weaver Beats yaaaa

    • @paige1and295
      @paige1and295 7 років тому +4

      It had to be done

    • @elementofone439
      @elementofone439 7 років тому +4

      Weaver Beats calling it out? Everyone called him out ffs

    • @regie_mack3955
      @regie_mack3955 7 років тому

      Weaver Beats he just giving him clout

    • @zyanhd1892
      @zyanhd1892 7 років тому

      all pewds is doing is making him more famous

  • @elijahvalongo9528
    @elijahvalongo9528 4 роки тому +283

    "The queen of afterthot" lol

    • @ggboi1297
      @ggboi1297 4 роки тому

      Why's she called queen of after thought?

    • @CedricCaffa
      @CedricCaffa 4 роки тому +26

      Dhrumil Parekh because she changes fully fleshed out characters. That’s called after thought. Because she changed so many she the queen of afterthought.

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 3 роки тому +1

      nice

  • @KarenFoo
    @KarenFoo 7 років тому +4050

    Love this news reporter.

  • @inarabueno
    @inarabueno 7 років тому +3277

    _PEW NEWS every week please_

    •  7 років тому +42

      Inara Bueno yeah like Friday's with pewdiepie

    • @danisonice.
      @danisonice. 7 років тому +13

      It should be called pews news tho, I'm vv frustrated

    • @Tobyee
      @Tobyee 7 років тому +3

      Everyday *

    • @hmc788
      @hmc788 7 років тому

      i could use some funny news.

    • @raivlogs2514
      @raivlogs2514 7 років тому

      go watch a better channel kid .

  • @princedrizzy17
    @princedrizzy17 7 років тому +510

    "Yes, touch the stone"😂😂

    • @rinalaurajenn
      @rinalaurajenn 7 років тому

      Sean Sloan
      made me horny 😂😂😂

  • @danihe7473
    @danihe7473 5 років тому +352

    The youtube CEO looks like Nicolas Cage but female version

  • @verpz1007
    @verpz1007 7 років тому +269

    #2 trending in the Amazon rain forest

    • @eskimo54
      @eskimo54 7 років тому +16

      And number 1 is turtle porn

    • @shielaronco4656
      @shielaronco4656 7 років тому

      #1 in Antarctica

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 7 років тому

      Shiela Ronco I could believe that.

  • @NaraV
    @NaraV 7 років тому +244

    PEW NEWS with that pew pew pew intro needs to be a regular thing

    • @roosy6192
      @roosy6192 7 років тому

      Nara V. "Pew News" AND "Hmmm" 😂😂😂👏🏻🌮

    • @mateuszswiatkowski4415
      @mateuszswiatkowski4415 7 років тому

      You have absolutelly?absolutely right

  • @swaffelsmurf424
    @swaffelsmurf424 7 років тому +422

    Felix your channel is going evolving into social criticism and satire. it is much needed for the youngsters and I hope you keep doing it.

    • @sydney6818
      @sydney6818 7 років тому +15

      "Youngsters"
      IM SCREAMING

    • @francoviollaz5586
      @francoviollaz5586 7 років тому

      Do you mean shitposting?

    • @g___________v6850
      @g___________v6850 7 років тому +5

      It's really good. But if that's all he did it would eventually get stale because he would be trying to present himself as the new Philip De Franco. It's better if he stays the way he is by doing his own thing and playing video games every now and again. Basically, just follow the memes, not the news. The news rule doesn't apply for living memes like Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un and Logan Paul.

    • @francoviollaz5586
      @francoviollaz5586 7 років тому

      Shitposts are my favorite vids

    • @Hinarukun
      @Hinarukun 7 років тому

      this is a channel that's needed. calling out the bullshit of all these ***holes in mainstream media and social media

  • @aahelchatterji7158
    @aahelchatterji7158 5 років тому +711

    LP filmed a dead body
    Went back home
    Edited the video
    Uploaded it on YT
    Says it was *bad* decision

    • @grantcampbell7114
      @grantcampbell7114 4 роки тому +4

      True

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 роки тому +23

      @Minecrafter0271 He didn't think it was "drama" he thought it was a "Milestone in UA-cam" He fucking said that in his video lmfao
      He thought he was making a difference but mostly bringing in the clicks

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 роки тому +5

      He most likely just has an unlucky editor...

    • @korbixszn1191
      @korbixszn1191 4 роки тому +2

      Aahel Chatterji, he didn’t edit it or upload it, his editor did...

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 роки тому +6

      I mean it was a bad decision. An accident? Definitely not. An oopsie? No. It was a horrible decision

  • @CKTDanny
    @CKTDanny 7 років тому +843

    *I can watch Pew News all day*

    • @zuzuzu
      @zuzuzu 7 років тому

      SDG Danny old boy

    • @MarkHivosk
      @MarkHivosk 7 років тому

      It’s gonna be successful I know it 😂

    • @stivpecaj1950
      @stivpecaj1950 7 років тому

      SDG Danny me too dude

    • @BaSickFirst
      @BaSickFirst 7 років тому +3

      pew pew pew pew pew

    • @kevve1970
      @kevve1970 7 років тому +1

      Same

  • @sophianarida
    @sophianarida 7 років тому +239

    I am honestly so happy that pewds exists and makes these types of honest videos

    • @jusari95
      @jusari95 7 років тому +2

      I agree sis

  • @Ideacatcher
    @Ideacatcher 7 років тому +311

    All 6500 dislikes were fake accounts made by J.K. Rowling

    • @NghiaHoang-nt4ib
      @NghiaHoang-nt4ib 7 років тому +9

      BrooCave no, the Logang fandom

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 7 років тому

      BrooCave why hogwarts tho???🤔🤔🤔

    • @oefa12892
      @oefa12892 7 років тому

      No 500 dislikes were fake accounts. 6000 dislikes were Pewd's lawyers betraying him.

  • @user-dt6er5sk6r
    @user-dt6er5sk6r 6 років тому +188

    tOuCh ThE sToNe

  • @ajacob171
    @ajacob171 6 років тому +400

    7:47 "I try to live my life without thinking about money" Worst lie in history

    • @MummysRosarySAO
      @MummysRosarySAO 6 років тому +2

      Abraham Jacob
      Logan Paul: "Yup!"

    • @ajacob171
      @ajacob171 6 років тому +2

      Well, that was expected

    • @MummysRosarySAO
      @MummysRosarySAO 6 років тому +3

      Abraham Jacob
      Would you ever expect any thing less of something that aPauls you?

    • @dragonfrut2595
      @dragonfrut2595 6 років тому +2

      YA

    • @ajacob171
      @ajacob171 6 років тому +2

      Logan Paul wasn't even trying to be convincing

  • @madisonlongley5082
    @madisonlongley5082 7 років тому +162

    5:29 This is why I like Pewdiepie. He tries to be as genuine as possible. When he says he’s sorry, he means it. He doesn’t do damage control just to fix his reputation. He has good intentions and wants to show how he’s changed on his own. I was already subscribed, but if I wasn’t, I would subscribe now. Good on you, Pewds. You’ve earned a lot of respect from me.

  • @Aneesja
    @Aneesja 7 років тому +99

    1 wek later:
    Keemstar: "Pewdiepie stealing my content" lol

  • @eleanoranders16
    @eleanoranders16 5 років тому +451

    Growing up with disabilities I loved watching Harry Potter I really got my mind off of things, but I have lost interest in something that I still love because of J.K. Rollings crap. She made this amazing world for kid to enjoy but she is really starting to f*** it up, and it's really sad.

    • @Anonymous-if9mp
      @Anonymous-if9mp 4 роки тому +3

      So you lost interest in something that you still love. Bruh,this is complicated,you know without interest there's no love,do you?

    • @jonathandeza7718
      @jonathandeza7718 4 роки тому +40

      @@Anonymous-if9mp re-read his comment, he literally stated everything

    • @sakurasiracha2918
      @sakurasiracha2918 4 роки тому

      Nah, you’re just being a baby about it lol

  • @adrianchaves6622
    @adrianchaves6622 7 років тому +143

    Finally a trustworthy news station

  • @AM7_Amar
    @AM7_Amar 7 років тому +3156

    'Mm-hmm' part killed me😂

  • @360flipmaster
    @360flipmaster 7 років тому +158

    We need more Pew news.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 6 років тому +329

    “I try not to live my life thinking about money”
    *flash back music*
    “I’m gonna be the first internet billionaire.”

    • @ommishra7
      @ommishra7 4 роки тому +4

      Yup

    • @ZeroFunTV
      @ZeroFunTV 3 роки тому

      that was Jake Paul who said that.

  • @WillFoxification
    @WillFoxification 7 років тому +289

    Damn Pew News went in on JK Rowling. Hilarious.

  • @botterminator
    @botterminator 7 років тому +144

    *Shows a part from Pinocchio*
    Gets claimed by Disney...

  • @veridarkpotat5310
    @veridarkpotat5310 7 років тому +338

    * Pew talks*
    *It's getting a little bit serious*
    ...
    LASERS
    PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

    • @andrewperl9773
      @andrewperl9773 7 років тому +1

      Sophies Curse *lasers

    • @veridarkpotat5310
      @veridarkpotat5310 7 років тому

      Srry. last time I'm writing comment without translator.

    • @ilijamilosevic3433
      @ilijamilosevic3433 7 років тому

      +Sophies Curse Why? You can improve your English by commenting without translator (English is not my first language but as you can see I can write it relatively well).

  • @luciapalacios3100
    @luciapalacios3100 5 років тому +217

    I kinda really miss Pew News *sad noises*

    • @stealthworks8759
      @stealthworks8759 5 років тому +5

      Nah fam. It was great, but I’m glad he’s no longer getting into drama.

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 4 роки тому

      @@stealthworks8759 Did it end?

  • @sghqz
    @sghqz 7 років тому +728

    This is the best series on UA-cam......

  • @menaceyt
    @menaceyt 7 років тому +3526

    take a shot every time pewds stroke his beard xd

    • @sgt.shocker1864
      @sgt.shocker1864 7 років тому +23

      Gtfo your channel is only worth 10 minutes of pewdiepie's channel lmao

    • @Tyler-ri7pk
      @Tyler-ri7pk 7 років тому +78

      Adrian25 why you so salty over a comment

    • @vettee9852
      @vettee9852 7 років тому +3

      Menace *dies*

    • @_feareater_187
      @_feareater_187 7 років тому +1

      Adrian25 5 minutes* lmfao

    • @garrett884
      @garrett884 7 років тому +3

      Adrian25 actually its 10 seconds

  • @PeterGriffin42000
    @PeterGriffin42000 6 років тому +344

    Pewdipie the king of sarcasm😂😂
    Edit - Omg 300+ likes

  • @letvirtueshine9223
    @letvirtueshine9223 5 років тому +186

    The whole “Dumbledore is gay” thing really wasn’t necessary. The whole HP series covered that. The story emphasized over and over again the idea that people who are different than you aren’t necessarily bad and we need to be more open minded. Just because you are born a certain way, it’s about your character and merit and how you treat others that really matters.

    • @megametagross726
      @megametagross726 5 років тому +3

      I noticed that the second actor who played Dumbledore acted like gay. Maybe it was the thing that made JK think Dumbledore is really homosexual. The first actor is kind of more insightful and trusts Harry.
      (ps.bad English.)

    • @Luka1180
      @Luka1180 4 роки тому +5

      Also, it's old news. Fans have known this fact since before the 2010s LOL.

    • @Sneakyturtle18
      @Sneakyturtle18 4 роки тому +5

      @@Luka1180 It's not a fact she just made him gay after the story had been written to look "progressive".

  • @jacksbros3373
    @jacksbros3373 7 років тому +134

    Logan-“Hey Pewdiepie I have the fastest growing channel, a mansion, a bus and a sick as* car”
    Pewdiepie-“BUT CAN YOU DO THIS”-

    • @lestermeganice
      @lestermeganice 7 років тому +1

      That was so funny, i can't even compehend

  • @Serena-nf1qn
    @Serena-nf1qn 7 років тому +232

    Logan: "I try to live my life not thinking about money"
    I suddenly burst out in laughter with pewds. Such bs lol

  • @STRANGEONS
    @STRANGEONS 7 років тому +2037

    Philip defranco is SHOOK

    • @tobe.moemeka
      @tobe.moemeka 7 років тому +14

      Woke*

    • @maryher4704
      @maryher4704 7 років тому +14

      Shooketh

    • @BrItBrAtzzZZ
      @BrItBrAtzzZZ 7 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂 I feel like Phil should make PEW a segment on his show lol

    • @sydguyett4006
      @sydguyett4006 7 років тому +18

      yea if this continues i might to unsubscribe to phil

    • @kaylaluna2789
      @kaylaluna2789 7 років тому +2

      I hate u pewdiepie maybe

  • @rosieknight6144
    @rosieknight6144 4 роки тому +207

    jk Rowling's done it again recently so can we just say that Daniel Radcliffe wrote it

  • @RenaldoXhahu
    @RenaldoXhahu 7 років тому +110

    The fact that you didn't name this PEWS disappoints me as much as I disappoint my parents

    • @TheAlmdal
      @TheAlmdal 7 років тому

      But then he would have to say pews everytime he shoots laser..

    • @Mattinthehatt1903
      @Mattinthehatt1903 7 років тому

      Renaldo Xhahu lol ur adopted. That’s why u disappointed ur biological parents

  • @gregesch5058
    @gregesch5058 7 років тому +226

    Thinking often why Pew is where he is and why his channel is as big as it is. Well all his statements about LP are just straight forward. Thanks for being just a normal guy with normal thoughts. Id love to see more NEWs from you!

  • @dialectical564
    @dialectical564 6 років тому +1178

    States ironically that he’s the most legitimate news source.
    Actually is the most legitimate news source.

    • @seta7225
      @seta7225 6 років тому +10

      Dialectical If this ain't true facts.

    • @joshuaneethling8277
      @joshuaneethling8277 6 років тому +5

      k think it's a bit better than keemstar

    • @littlelamb3759
      @littlelamb3759 6 років тому +2

      Dialectical Phillip de Franco

    • @juless5682
      @juless5682 6 років тому

      Dialectical well don't forget about fox

    • @willl3770
      @willl3770 6 років тому +1

      He's doing shitty youtube drama tabloids, not real news? But yes, he is honest at least

  • @nrkk1405
    @nrkk1405 5 років тому +65

    Logan: i just saw a dead body.
    Michael: Mhm
    Logan: i just tasered a rat
    Michael: Mhm

  • @ivan_a_6717
    @ivan_a_6717 6 років тому +366

    Logan's fans: Maybe Logan saw the situation in a different way because he's colorblind.
    Me: 😂😂😂

    • @jenhittaki4605
      @jenhittaki4605 6 років тому +1

      Ok so this is random but I keep seeing all over UA-cam videos & comments that Logan Paul filmed a dead body... Do people still think it was real? It was exposed as fake by Matty Debunks ages ago, so it's not as bad as people think

    • @jaimeparker2161
      @jaimeparker2161 6 років тому +16

      *says Matty debunks*
      Me: who?
      Googles matty debunks
      476 subs
      ...
      YOU DIDNT EVEN GET THE NAME RIGHT
      Also the police said it was legit

    • @K1nfluence
      @K1nfluence 5 років тому

      @@jenhittaki4605 no it's real

    • @dancingsloth8684
      @dancingsloth8684 5 років тому +1

      Jen Hittaki that would be worse if it was fake

  • @TheEconomicsGuy1
    @TheEconomicsGuy1 7 років тому +263

    Pls turn this into a series

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson 7 років тому +1597

    *Kudos to pewdiepie for turning down the idea to disingenuously interview other people during the media shyatstorm because it didn't feel authentic* also kudos to the new greatest show on the internet, certified greatest show on the internet by the "greatest internet content award chooser people's" aka me it's tattles. PewNeWs FTWWW

    • @Bee-iu9oy
      @Bee-iu9oy 7 років тому +1

      N1c3 B8 M8

    • @Gawnfall
      @Gawnfall 7 років тому +1

      Cassandra Bankson 3

    • @Kulbinator
      @Kulbinator 7 років тому +1

      i like trains

    • @shawnruby7011
      @shawnruby7011 7 років тому +1

      PEW PEW PEW

    • @nurlutfiana483
      @nurlutfiana483 7 років тому +5

      Cassandra Bankson OMG you watch Pewds! He is the best indeed.

  • @zillionfurball1451
    @zillionfurball1451 5 років тому +86

    This was the beginning of some great people. RIP poppy gloria. NEVER MIND SHES ALIVE

  • @strongside4565
    @strongside4565 7 років тому +300

    I find it really weird that the companies that caused the demonetization problem didn't understand that the venn diagram of people who are offended by the word "fuck" and the people who have the money to consume their products are two circles drawn on two separate pieces of paper and shipped to opposite sides of the planet.

    • @snacky-cp8hm
      @snacky-cp8hm 7 років тому

      Are you saying companies shouldn't care if someone cusses in a video as long as it makes them money
      or are you saying something else

    • @TheMrMister
      @TheMrMister 7 років тому

      Wait, are you implying that poor people are the only ones who get offended by the word "fuck?" That is a very odd stereotype that I haven't seen before.

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 7 років тому

      Strongside I have to disagree, the people who have the money to consume their products are very much overlapping with the portion of society that is offended by bad language.
      Most children aren't offended, it's their parents/adults, as stupid as it is. It's also adults that have most of the money.

    • @jabberlock9267
      @jabberlock9267 7 років тому +1

      I think he's saying that people so stupid to get offended for that reason probably are broke, not all broke people are stupid, but most stupid people definitely are broke

    • @kanamoriyama4452
      @kanamoriyama4452 7 років тому +1

      I’m pretty sure it’s implying that people who watch videos with cussing are mostly teens who don’t have that kind of money to waste since they don’t have stable jobs yet

  • @bblilyylensz
    @bblilyylensz 6 років тому +4201

    Headline : LOGAN PAUL’S PARACHUTE DIDN’T OPEN !!!
    Me : oh my god, really ?!
    Headline : Yeah, but he survived !
    Me : … goddammit …

    • @awstengooch
      @awstengooch 6 років тому +22

      Marquis de LargeBaguette Oml I thought the Same thing 😂

    • @Namjoonswaterbottle
      @Namjoonswaterbottle 6 років тому +9

      Marquis de LargeBaguette i feel you XD

    • @therealog9227
      @therealog9227 6 років тому +23

      Marquis de LargeBaguette I’d be glad he survived so KSI can kick his ass

    • @nagahumanbeingzooofparticl8836
      @nagahumanbeingzooofparticl8836 6 років тому +33

      me: whhhaaat really.. but how??? I planned it so well... damn... next time

    • @tflhs6617
      @tflhs6617 6 років тому +18

      do you really want him to die just because you don't like him?

  • @LuckyTux
    @LuckyTux 7 років тому +442

    Please make this a regular series!

    • @SeedYZY
      @SeedYZY 7 років тому

      ill agree haha hes gonna be a good news anchor 🔥😂

    • @daveo7606
      @daveo7606 7 років тому

      We need this to get more uptvotes ^
      @-(°o°)-@

  • @llslola4622
    @llslola4622 5 років тому +125

    As a Harry Potter fan, JK Rowling herself, dont like her, dont like how she keeps changing things up like it's nothing, but the series itself minus her is fun.

  • @mistermusic140
    @mistermusic140 6 років тому +861

    Logan Paul's hair looks like a younger version of Donald Trump's hair lol

    • @therealmichaelscott7902
      @therealmichaelscott7902 6 років тому +3

      Vanmyster94 cause he's bolding

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 6 років тому +3

      TheRealMichaelScott *balding.

    • @belugawhale6539
      @belugawhale6539 6 років тому

      UA-cam User I’m sure trump used to be a much richer Logan or Jake Paul growing up

    • @rose-id3xh
      @rose-id3xh 6 років тому

      Leo Ventimiglia yea and more successful 😂

    • @Thechezbailey
      @Thechezbailey 6 років тому +3

      The way things are going, he'll be running for president soon, too.

  • @angelomistral1932
    @angelomistral1932 7 років тому +575

    Thx pewdiepie your not click baiting anymore

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 7 років тому +1854

    The Mad King delivering the news of the YT kingdoms. I love it.
    “You’re Wahlcome.”

  • @charlesbillman1125
    @charlesbillman1125 6 років тому +303

    Omg I just found the real first pew news from last year, I'm from 2019

  • @erkamyuksel5377
    @erkamyuksel5377 7 років тому +106

    *Please let this be a series*

  • @benlawrence309
    @benlawrence309 7 років тому +291

    #2 trending in the UK

  • @mistaken6567
    @mistaken6567 7 років тому +190

    Damn this is original content

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 роки тому +34

    Pewds: "Hermowny"

  • @MsDragontooth
    @MsDragontooth 7 років тому +415

    Who else would love this to be a weekly format🤔

  • @FallenAngelRecords
    @FallenAngelRecords 7 років тому +182

    in PewDiePie, We Trust

    • @kylebutler557
      @kylebutler557 7 років тому +1

      Nick Dahiya In pewdiepie we must

  • @christinegrunert168
    @christinegrunert168 7 років тому +449

    The next big: PewDIY

  • @alial-king9998
    @alial-king9998 4 роки тому +32

    "demonetization"
    And this is where the story of youtube started . . Son

  • @MrMazagic
    @MrMazagic 7 років тому +118

    'The queen of afterthought". Best.

  • @yeezyasmr5473
    @yeezyasmr5473 6 років тому +2193

    I WANNA SEE PEW NEWS COME BACK

  • @firstlast8720
    @firstlast8720 6 років тому +410

    if all parents didn't let their children watch logan paul, he would have no subs.

    • @hkhjkawhafehoewafhiofe
      @hkhjkawhafehoewafhiofe 6 років тому +6

      Problem.is adults follow him too. Too much, we need to purge all the emos and sad people.

    • @blue_cameron
      @blue_cameron 6 років тому +1

      First Last we should just kill all the children to stop his views

    • @agentrogers8487
      @agentrogers8487 6 років тому +1

      @100k Subcribers With One Playlist I'm goth and sad people and had no idea who the Paul brothers were until some of my past 5th grade students were talking about him last year

    • @Raven-cq4yq
      @Raven-cq4yq 5 років тому

      no shit sherlock

  • @mitkod3643
    @mitkod3643 6 років тому +94

    I can't believe it's almost a year since the first Pew News (aka this video)

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 4 роки тому +10

      I can't believe it's a year since this comment.
      ( Aka this comment )

    • @seigfredajero9219
      @seigfredajero9219 3 роки тому

      @@maru93-c1x ^i can't believe it's been half a year since this comment

    • @Pringlebox
      @Pringlebox 3 роки тому

      Polyvenus
      I can't believe it's already been over a year since he ended pew news, I miss it so much and he privated like 1/3 of the series :(

  • @randomusername8091
    @randomusername8091 6 років тому +689

    “I try not to live my life about money”
    *Three seconds later*
    Make sure to get your logang merch in the bio

  • @STJL21
    @STJL21 7 років тому +95

    Make this a series please

  • @InsomniacManiac
    @InsomniacManiac 7 років тому +904

    PEW NEWS!!!! Yes my favourite UA-cam show is back

    • @np4324
      @np4324 7 років тому +17

      Insomniac Maniac this is the first pew news tho

    • @Battler_
      @Battler_ 7 років тому +50

      Clearly, this guy lives in the future.

    • @Galadian
      @Galadian 7 років тому +2

      Clearly, He is dreaming this

    • @emillelee5999
      @emillelee5999 7 років тому +5

      Fredrich Jimenez
      he's insomniac

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 7 років тому +3

      Nekax it's a joke...

  • @jil8091
    @jil8091 4 місяці тому +8

    Rewatching pew news to learn again that it's important to call people out for their bad behavior. Thanks Pewds you always lift up my confidence

  • @adamm2716
    @adamm2716 7 років тому +103

    Intro: gun violence... *demonetized*

  • @emillyshadow7718
    @emillyshadow7718 7 років тому +230

    Most reliable news source 😂

    • @_angelc_8337
      @_angelc_8337 7 років тому

      love the fact taht this video is more then 10:07 minutes long

    • @lezezefan3041
      @lezezefan3041 7 років тому

      Stop the cancer

    • @emillyshadow7718
      @emillyshadow7718 7 років тому

      No wait not cancer cancer, i didn't mean it that way oh shi--

    • @lezezefan3041
      @lezezefan3041 7 років тому

      you have been kicked from the KoolKidsKlub for the usage of cancer emoji.

  • @itsxoxkate
    @itsxoxkate 7 років тому +363

    Welp I’d rather watch this than the actual news.

    • @onelazyboye
      @onelazyboye 7 років тому +1

      Its Kate whom wouldn't

    • @ziemelbriedis
      @ziemelbriedis 7 років тому +2

      how can this be more relwaste of time than watching actual news?

    • @wannabeslav6914
      @wannabeslav6914 7 років тому +1

      Its Kate right

    • @gamevault4580
      @gamevault4580 7 років тому

      Yeah, cuz it's actually true

  • @zehan1900
    @zehan1900 4 роки тому +36

    This used to be the time when messing with pewdiepie was deadly

  • @oksneezy
    @oksneezy 7 років тому +140

    Finally, a credible news source!

    • @Coastephoto
      @Coastephoto 7 років тому +1

      let's get this to top comment

    • @cyklonegoo114
      @cyklonegoo114 7 років тому

      I have to agree

    • @clashroyalesuhaib5494
      @clashroyalesuhaib5494 7 років тому

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @zaneunderthesun
      @zaneunderthesun 7 років тому

      better than cnn

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 7 років тому +706

    Make this a series!!!!

    • @steinndeboer5918
      @steinndeboer5918 7 років тому +7

      Yasssssss

    • @stanleyrusso137
      @stanleyrusso137 7 років тому +2

      Fox Goodman no. He calls this the most legit.
      Keemstar.
      Lol

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 7 років тому +5

      I think it already is

    • @antyrak7905
      @antyrak7905 7 років тому +1

      everything is more legit than fakestream media, even Alex Jones.

    • @illintentions
      @illintentions 7 років тому

      I hope he does!

  • @DennisSuryana
    @DennisSuryana 7 років тому +2176

    lol, laughed so hard at the Pinocchio analogy :))

    • @DaeJesusChrist
      @DaeJesusChrist 7 років тому

      Dennis Suryana demons possession cant control my emotions

    • @lebambale
      @lebambale 6 років тому +2

      Such a good edit sequence!

    • @garrywindshield1
      @garrywindshield1 6 років тому +1

      Jordan Peterson influence

    • @Zaniyan1
      @Zaniyan1 6 років тому

      Dennis Suryana fgjjhnnkju

    • @aliatruman
      @aliatruman 6 років тому

      Dude, SAME. XD

  • @pond0479
    @pond0479 9 місяців тому +4

    3:17 6 year later and my stupid "Somebody touched my spaghetti" caption is still there!

  • @grandpasuho
    @grandpasuho 7 років тому +1386

    Pew News should do an interview with Logan Paul! lol

    • @MegaSidhu99
      @MegaSidhu99 7 років тому +19

      fruitloops there will be cringe if it happens

    • @mohammadaditya9571
      @mohammadaditya9571 7 років тому +14

      Finally he makes ACTUAL original content

    • @kaylenjackson6033
      @kaylenjackson6033 7 років тому +1

      fruitloops YES

    • @jaymiezeppa9814
      @jaymiezeppa9814 7 років тому +19

      He probably doesn't wanna give Logan paul that kinda exposure on his channel

    • @andybl4
      @andybl4 7 років тому +1

      But what would they talk about lol

  • @rrrrobin7440
    @rrrrobin7440 6 років тому +810

    In my opinion j.k is close minded and can’t take any criticism in general. The fact she muted a fan that wasn’t even being rude about the homosexual thing. It’s just my opinion but I don’t think j.k is a good person

    • @aidanyu1518
      @aidanyu1518 5 років тому +38

      I actually think she can take criticism... jk

    • @babyskippaskippa4313
      @babyskippaskippa4313 5 років тому +9

      Aidan Yu
      I almost didnt see it

    • @eggwin9918
      @eggwin9918 5 років тому +5

      @@neighborhoodofmemes8486 you never fight with your brother?

    • @CrimsonReq
      @CrimsonReq 5 років тому +9

      @@eggwin9918 No but I never had thrown a battery towards my sibling

    • @jackdonworryboutit7505
      @jackdonworryboutit7505 5 років тому

      i agree

  • @lostman65
    @lostman65 7 років тому +391

    i love pew news! i hope it’s a thing

  • @cindygr8ce
    @cindygr8ce 4 роки тому +31

    I miss PewNews so much anyone else? I know he said he isn’t going back to it ever breaks my heart. Isn’t there anything you want to report on Mary, Poppy, whatever feminine reporter you want to be? Doesn’t have to be youtubers

  • @Vintagesonic1
    @Vintagesonic1 7 років тому +405

    After all this time: 17 Years, I thought J.K. Rowling, was a dude.