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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @creaturefeaturesclips
    @creaturefeaturesclips  4 роки тому +75

    Talk about a trial going wrong 😬Subscribe to see more clips from Heavy Metal!

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 Рік тому +154

    "The best we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave doesn't get violated."
    One of the best lines ever.

    • @DannyConeHeadOnceLer
      @DannyConeHeadOnceLer 10 місяців тому +4

      How, what does that mean? Vandalized or getting relieved on?
      I don't know what that means

    • @windowwatcher9161
      @windowwatcher9161 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@DannyConeHeadOnceLer generally just means people doing bad stuff to someone's grave like defacing it in any way

  • @josgretf2800
    @josgretf2800 2 роки тому +594

    It was the moving violation that sealed his fate.

    • @Kitchdmn3
      @Kitchdmn3 2 роки тому

      Yea the preschooler prostitution ring wasn’t enough to seal the deal.

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 2 роки тому +23

      😂 those traffic laws are damn draconian

    • @actually_a_circle
      @actually_a_circle 2 роки тому +26

      It's got the same energy as "the armys one thing, but you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola corporation" from Dr. Strangelove

    • @josgretf2800
      @josgretf2800 2 роки тому +6

      @@actually_a_circle Favorite scene, right next to the bomb dropping

    • @actually_a_circle
      @actually_a_circle 2 роки тому +11

      @@josgretf2800 I liked when the captain read out all the emergency equipment and said "You could have a hell of a night in Vegas with all that stuff."

  • @mattfarahsmillionmilelexus
    @mattfarahsmillionmilelexus 2 роки тому +326

    "He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!" That line still slays me all these years later!

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 2 роки тому +14

      Now that is really hating someone.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 роки тому +11

      "I've got an angle..."

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 6 місяців тому +2

      Hanover's lines regarding Captain Stern live rent free in my mind!

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 2 роки тому +275

    Hard to believe the guy who voices Hanover would later voice as Squidward

    • @animationfanatic2133
      @animationfanatic2133 2 роки тому +21

      If I remember correctly Squidward is used as a character witness in one episode I wonder if that was a reference

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 роки тому +14

      *He what??*

    • @Kyberdude
      @Kyberdude 2 роки тому +13

      The lawyer was voiced by the dad from Freaks and Geeks and Stern himself was voiced by Eugene Levy.

    • @Ethonra
      @Ethonra 2 роки тому +2

      Actually...I totally believe that.

    • @RatKingTerry
      @RatKingTerry Рік тому +1

      i think the color of squidwards shirt is a reference to this guy because it looks the same

  • @SilentWargasm
    @SilentWargasm 2 роки тому +61

    All the dislikes are from people that didn't have an angle

  • @MTTT19
    @MTTT19 2 роки тому +570

    Imagine reanimating this but with Zapp Brannigan as Stern

    • @aaaaa-nw8hc
      @aaaaa-nw8hc 2 роки тому +7

      Nope.

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass 2 роки тому +40

      Zapp is like this guy, but not even 1/1000th as immoral.

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 2 роки тому +38

      and it's Kip on the witness stand, finally growing a pair.

    • @thetwins0350
      @thetwins0350 2 роки тому +2

      No

    • @fredWaxBeans11111
      @fredWaxBeans11111 2 роки тому +28

      "When he testifies on my behalf, The rest of the Dominoes should fall like a house of cards.........Checkmate"

  • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
    @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 2 роки тому +174

    It's okay, he's got an _angle_

    • @michaelhuggins3901
      @michaelhuggins3901 11 місяців тому +5

      What angle!?

    • @kimeraclan3135
      @kimeraclan3135 6 місяців тому +3

      He promised 35000 zooleks if a UA-camr gives a like to this video!

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 2 роки тому +134

    Ironic that stern is the most deserving of a fate worst than death, yet he’s one of the very lucky few who escaped the orb.

    • @azariyelvarro6271
      @azariyelvarro6271 2 роки тому +27

      Knowing the orb, things went just as planned.
      Or maybe Stern got arrested at some point offscreen and they decided to take Hanover's suggestion of tearing him into bits and buring him alive.

  • @Kitchdmn3
    @Kitchdmn3 2 роки тому +103

    “Shut up Charlie, I got an ANGLE…….”

  • @montylc2001
    @montylc2001 2 роки тому +213

    Great movie, great comic. Even my father liked it, probably because he grew up on the really graphic horror comics of the 1950's before the comics code toned them down.

    • @okeoi
      @okeoi 2 роки тому +3

      Legit never knew that was a thing. Probably because most the comics I've read apparently never followed that code.

    • @montylc2001
      @montylc2001 2 роки тому +3

      @@okeoi Comic books in the 50's were pretty gruesome.

    • @okeoi
      @okeoi 2 роки тому +2

      @@montylc2001 Oh that I know, I just didn't know about the ban.

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly, the comics code still has an effect on today's world, in a way. If not on the industry itself, then on how people still view the medium. Hell, Video Games had their share of demonization in the 90's.

    • @allot5530
      @allot5530 2 роки тому +5

      The comic code authority and its consequences has been a great disaster for mankind

  • @sldessel
    @sldessel 2 роки тому +97

    Not only is this one of the best animations, it is one of the best movies ever..

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 2 роки тому +5

      Highly agree with you ,this blew my mind back in the day.

    • @JooJoo-uz2wc
      @JooJoo-uz2wc 2 роки тому +1

      What's the name of the movie

    • @MrPhilbillydeluxe
      @MrPhilbillydeluxe 2 роки тому +1

      @@JooJoo-uz2wc heavy metal, it's a Canadian adult animated from the 80's, well worth the watch.

  • @MackeyDeez
    @MackeyDeez 2 роки тому +381

    Sold dope disguised as a nun....why captain Stern didn't have his own animated movies is beyond me.

    • @Retro-Future-Land
      @Retro-Future-Land 2 роки тому +37

      I'd like to think the green orb was kinda inventing some of the stuff Fist came out with.

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 2 роки тому +66

      Miiiiight have something to do with the thirty-seven counts of _struggle snuggle._

    • @LostInTheFarmersMarket
      @LostInTheFarmersMarket 2 роки тому +18

      @@PeterDivine omfg "struggle snuggle" lol that is so wrong.

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 2 роки тому +25

      @@LostInTheFarmersMarket 'Struggle snuggle' is the same thing as 'forcible back door entry' right?

    • @LostInTheFarmersMarket
      @LostInTheFarmersMarket 2 роки тому +3

      @@girlbuu9403 I don't know and I am pretty sure I do not want to know.

  • @schachmaster
    @schachmaster 2 роки тому +95

    "I know, I'll have one dude act as a character witness! That'll get rid of all the evidence against me!"
    -Guy who didn't think things through

    • @Akanoyoru
      @Akanoyoru 2 роки тому +16

      The skit ends with Hanover's hulk smash being all part of the angle.

    • @PhoenixFireZero
      @PhoenixFireZero 2 роки тому +7

      That's what happens when you've got a moving violation

  • @kamulecPL12
    @kamulecPL12 2 роки тому +59

    Man, Captain Sternn really reminds me of Cpt. Qwark from Ratchet and Clank

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 2 роки тому +9

      He reminds me of Captain Hero from "Drawn Together" (2004).

    • @sirgs5662
      @sirgs5662 2 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if in part that's where insomniacs dev team for ratchet & clank got the idea of qwarks character from

  • @charitysghost1207
    @charitysghost1207 2 роки тому +52

    I LOVE this scene!!
    It reminds me of all the times I sold dope disguised as a Nun.

  • @SergeantPsycho
    @SergeantPsycho 2 роки тому +128

    How awful do you have to be to having burning be too good for you?

  • @commanderdanielcousland9981
    @commanderdanielcousland9981 2 роки тому +12

    I feel like after this incident our lovely little captain stern blamed all of his crimes on Hanover claiming that he was some sort of shape-shifter that did all the crimes while transformed as stern.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 24 дні тому

      But anyway, no doubt the law will declare a mistrial for after what happens.

  • @arthurleino
    @arthurleino 2 роки тому +68

    Saw the movie at sea, on USS Midway. Got the soundtrack somewhere.

  • @nosorab3
    @nosorab3 2 роки тому +21

    >Me when my homie lists me as a character reference

  • @actually_a_circle
    @actually_a_circle 2 роки тому +24

    Really rooted for Hanover in this one. Talk about a glow up.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 2 роки тому +28

    It's like Gollum meets the Hulk!

    • @ToyGuruMan
      @ToyGuruMan 2 роки тому +6

      Yep that’s what is kind of cool about the orb. Much like the ring it can warp something that is relatively harmless or good and make it dangerous and evil

  • @agricola
    @agricola 2 роки тому +21

    Homelander as captain Kirk

  • @quentincollins1825
    @quentincollins1825 2 роки тому +6

    Had a D&D character based on Lincoln Sternn..so much evil fun. 😈

  • @reddytosevelt
    @reddytosevelt 2 роки тому +10

    I think the voice actor for the prosecutor also did the voice of Rupert Thorne in the Batman animated series

    • @RobertMorgan34
      @RobertMorgan34 Рік тому +1

      The late, great John Vernon. One of the most unmistakable voices in film history.

  • @Bayonet300
    @Bayonet300 2 роки тому +20

    Curious how Stern expected Hanover to get him off the charges with just a character reference.

    • @StinkyBibgis
      @StinkyBibgis 2 роки тому +9

      Don't worry he's got an angle

    • @pschroeter1
      @pschroeter1 Рік тому +4

      @@StinkyBibgis Watch this bit to the end.

  • @Alfredo12
    @Alfredo12 2 роки тому +8

    Captain Stern was the Foundation for Captain Hero in Draws Together

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel Місяць тому +1

    “It’s okay, Charlie, my amazing chin will save us.”

  • @xman6717
    @xman6717 Рік тому +1

    " shut up charlie , I've....got....an...angle". Lol!!!!🤔🤔😎😎😁

  • @LG123ABC
    @LG123ABC 2 роки тому +9

    I wonder if Captain Sternn was a prototype for Zapf Brannigan?

  • @christopherc8324
    @christopherc8324 2 роки тому +23

    I remember seeing the original theater run...Heavy Metal! One of my favorite scenes...😆🤣😂 STERN!!!!

  • @GregoryTheGr8ster
    @GregoryTheGr8ster 2 роки тому +49

    I LOVE this scene! I wish that I could turn into a hulk like this. I'd be able to get justice.

    • @voidishprattles4319
      @voidishprattles4319 2 роки тому +1

      But the captain gets away at the end explicitly because of Hanover's attempt to seek justice himself.

    • @GregoryTheGr8ster
      @GregoryTheGr8ster 2 роки тому

      @@voidishprattles4319 That scene really let me down. In fact, it *still* bothers me. How could Hanover be stripped of his power so easily? Sternn was sooo close to getting what he deserved. Where is the justice?

  • @keith3819
    @keith3819 2 роки тому +17

    So the space station just has an open window for the Loc-Nar to fly in?

    • @exciteddemonstrator9150
      @exciteddemonstrator9150 2 роки тому

      Maybe it’s got some kind of membrane

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 24 дні тому

      And likely those people are giants if you remember how large was Loc Nar in the previous story

  • @RiotShieldMan
    @RiotShieldMan 2 роки тому +3

    Man, Rupert Thorne lost a ton of weight and became a man of the law!

  • @Karu617th
    @Karu617th 2 роки тому +3

    Heavy Metal is a rite of passage

  • @judithsixkiller5586
    @judithsixkiller5586 3 роки тому +20

    No end scene and no cheap trick sound track .wah.wah.

  • @TheDenshProblem
    @TheDenshProblem 3 роки тому +25

    Mr. Sternn has just about an identical resemblence to Power Pete

  • @OldGuyHere
    @OldGuyHere Місяць тому

    This was so enjoyable on the big screen with those five feet tall speakers.

  • @cha5
    @cha5 2 роки тому +8

    R.I.P. Berni Wrightsen.

  • @Desmaad
    @Desmaad 2 роки тому +10

    Fiste was voiced by a young Rodger Bumpass.

    • @davidhannum5598
      @davidhannum5598 2 роки тому +2

      John Vernon was the voice of the Prosecutor, Dean Vernon Wormer, in Animal house. John Candy also voiced the character Den.

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook 2 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure Stern himself was voiced by Eugene Levy too

    • @Desmaad
      @Desmaad 2 роки тому

      @@davidhannum5598 In another segment.

  • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
    @HolyGoddessMotherAnne 2 роки тому +3

    Heavy Metal deserves a good game adaption.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 2 роки тому

      Well at least we have FAKK 2 xD

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne 2 роки тому

      @@WindiChilliwack I want one more or less adapting the original, not the disappointing sequel.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 5 місяців тому +1

    Sternn is the first portrayal of a certain manager at my job. The WORST person ever.

  • @transformersrevenge9
    @transformersrevenge9 2 роки тому +10

    Is that Stan Smith?

    • @TheCoffeeCatDad
      @TheCoffeeCatDad 2 роки тому

      Looks more like Impotent Rage from GTAV.

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes, it definitely is Stan Smith. I always wondered where Seth MacFarlane came up with Stan Smith and obviously this was his inspiration.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnwright6706
    @johnwright6706 2 роки тому +6

    Pretty good angle

  • @TonySylvesterOhio
    @TonySylvesterOhio 4 дні тому

    You will never convince me he didn't enter the witness protection program under the new identity of Zap Branigan.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 Рік тому

    You stopped right when the best song in the movie was about to start.

  • @AlejandroMS67
    @AlejandroMS67 4 місяці тому

    Whenever I see former Speaker Paul Ryan's face, it always reminds me of Hanover Fiste. I thought I was alone in this observation until I Googled them together...

  • @RetroRanter
    @RetroRanter 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks recommended, now I need to get this classic on bluray, wanna see Tarrna in HD..last time I saw it was on VHS and cable. 🤣
    Shame we didn't get more of these, 2 movies wasn't nearly enough awesomeness.😕

  • @HawkknightXC88
    @HawkknightXC88 4 дні тому

    I want a full series of Captain Sternn or atleast return of Heavy Metal in general.

  • @LeachimSagrav333
    @LeachimSagrav333 2 роки тому +7

    Little bitsy pieces and buried alive🤣👌

  • @magnusvontripplehorniii
    @magnusvontripplehorniii 2 роки тому +5

    This brings me back 5th or 6th grade late nights with my buddy Sam watching this on cable TV !!!

  • @solarchos4352
    @solarchos4352 2 роки тому +1

    Wow...that escalated quickly.

  • @TheCoffeeCatDad
    @TheCoffeeCatDad 2 роки тому +1

    Look at that! It's Impotent Rage after moving on from GTAV

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 2 роки тому +41

    Ahhh, the original Heavy Metal animated movie. Back when Heavy Metal was actually interesting. I seriously doubt a movie like this could be made today. Too many whiny twitter bullies and their armies of bots would be shocked, SHOCKED I say, by such entertainment.
    Of course, the other 99 percent of the population would LOVE something like this. Good news, then. You can still get the original. And if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. The humor is all over the place, mixed with equal measures of horror, fantasy and sci-fi. There's something for everyone in this film.

  • @mikesilva3868
    @mikesilva3868 4 місяці тому

    😊😊great movie

  • @AgentVenom29
    @AgentVenom29 Місяць тому +1

    3:52 Warhammer 40k fans when they talk about Erebus.

  • @erinmccutcheon3751
    @erinmccutcheon3751 2 роки тому +1

    Stern looks like a human TFA Sentinel Prime.

  • @zachary-jaypeters3240
    @zachary-jaypeters3240 Рік тому

    3:50 how I react when someone mentions the coin clipping tribe

  • @mariuspascal1452
    @mariuspascal1452 Рік тому

    What the Song Play in that Moment 3:13-3:30

  • @benjaminrude3814
    @benjaminrude3814 10 днів тому

    John Vernon was the prosecutor!! I thought that voice sounded familiar. "…….0.0……."

  • @31webseries
    @31webseries 2 роки тому +1

    Zap Brannigan's trial post-Futurama. Well a mirror verse version.

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 Рік тому

    Sad that this cuts out before "Reach Out".

  • @plaztik767
    @plaztik767 2 роки тому

    The Lock-Nar has strange effects on people. Great song by cheap trick also.. (Reach out)

  • @Jettaman
    @Jettaman 3 місяці тому

    “Everybody’s favorite heavy metal 👨‍✈️”.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 2 роки тому +1

    1:11 - Phantom of Krankor, attorney at law.

  • @chuckruckus3648
    @chuckruckus3648 2 роки тому +2

    Taco Bell moving thru my guts

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 2 роки тому +2

    “Unless you count the preschoolers prostitutoring” sheesh how low can you get?

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV 9 днів тому

    think he can get the one moving violation thrown out in account of his other accusations being more severe?

  • @jamesmaythearsonist
    @jamesmaythearsonist 9 місяців тому +1

    Homelander's trial be like:

  • @deanmontgomery3615
    @deanmontgomery3615 2 роки тому +1

    3:52

  • @trasegorsuch5140
    @trasegorsuch5140 5 місяців тому +1

    Is Stern supposed to be a good guy?

  • @jamesfahy-pl2cv
    @jamesfahy-pl2cv Рік тому +1

    Hanover Fist has some anger 😠 😡 👿 issues!!!

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 Місяць тому

    This is just the sci-fi variant of Jekyll and Hyde.

  • @Johnlindsey289
    @Johnlindsey289 8 місяців тому

    The voice of Charlie died today! Rip

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 2 роки тому

    Can anyone explain to me why the green gumball made this guy Two-Face on Venom?

  • @rebb9890
    @rebb9890 2 роки тому +1

    More like Zapp Brannigan on the trial

  • @michael-dannsstebenne4011
    @michael-dannsstebenne4011 2 роки тому

    Sounds like captain Picard !

  • @S0ci0stan
    @S0ci0stan Місяць тому +1

    "37 counts of r@pe! 😠"
    "😏"

  • @Gibblegobblegoob
    @Gibblegobblegoob 2 роки тому +2

    Long nose lawyer lol

  • @hineschris9934
    @hineschris9934 2 роки тому +2

    Calling Hanover fist

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 9 місяців тому

      I can’t believe Stan Smith is on trial🤣🤣🤣

  • @SirMuffin1
    @SirMuffin1 2 роки тому

    "I got an angle"
    -Not Dutch van der Linde

  • @torquetheprisoner
    @torquetheprisoner 2 роки тому +1

    the only person that the locknar helped was the geekie guy

  • @ArkadiBolschek
    @ArkadiBolschek 2 роки тому +2

    I can be your angle... or yuor devil

  • @wadmodderschalton5763
    @wadmodderschalton5763 9 днів тому

    Chinese Indie Game Developers bypassing government regulations be like (1:13)

  • @PowerupLink
    @PowerupLink 2 роки тому +9

    I don’t think 35k Zulas was enough😅 Should of offer him a lot more😂

    • @capthavic
      @capthavic 2 роки тому

      yeah should have offered 35,001 instead

  • @frisconinja3108
    @frisconinja3108 2 роки тому +4

    thank you for the tips to win the show. i guess we are focusing on that its a show huh? alrighty then. I can just quit everything and focus on putting on a good show for all to see and experience

  • @markcook3570
    @markcook3570 2 роки тому

    Try it on two blue gels, Soooo much gooder.....

  • @BrendaCreates
    @BrendaCreates 2 роки тому +2

    Do I hear Capt. Pickard?

    • @crkmt
      @crkmt 2 роки тому +1

      If you mean the prosecutor, that’s John Vernon, the dean on Animal House.

  • @TV-jn4dh
    @TV-jn4dh 2 роки тому +2

    How would you even go about disguising dope as a nun?

  • @Desmaad
    @Desmaad 2 роки тому

    Who played Stern?

  • @buildworm67
    @buildworm67 2 роки тому +2

    Regular show vibes

  • @EvonixTheGreatest
    @EvonixTheGreatest 2 роки тому +2

    Sold dope disguised as a nun? Was he or the dope disguised?

  • @wilsoncoelho1668
    @wilsoncoelho1668 2 роки тому

    Qual o nome deste filme do anime

    • @craigfurness5278
      @craigfurness5278 2 роки тому +1

      "Heavy Metal". Don't waste time in the attempted sequel, you'll never get that time back.

  • @probablynotdad6553
    @probablynotdad6553 2 роки тому +1

    What a Chad

  • @topsykrets2438
    @topsykrets2438 2 роки тому

    The algorithm is catching on lol

  • @ChrisLowe-g9v
    @ChrisLowe-g9v 3 місяці тому

    You watch Heany Metal see the blood, xiolence and nudity and then you see this. It's like watching a movie and hilarious.

  • @nightmare348
    @nightmare348 2 роки тому +3

    Sternn must be where they got inspiration for the "great heroes" in media like Qwark, Brannigan, and Homelander; people with great publicity who are absolutely horrendous piles of diarrhea.

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 5 днів тому +1

    Zap branigans dad

  • @markmartinezjr8451
    @markmartinezjr8451 11 місяців тому

    NOO COME ON NOT GUILTY DAME YOU 😡

  • @ChristineLyons-uq9db
    @ChristineLyons-uq9db Рік тому

    Gimme a break..lol