White Supremacists, You Won't Like Your DNA Results
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2017
- Stephen digs into the modern-day genetic testing because curiosity is in his genes.
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"in case i get pulled over" oh my god
yep.. soon as i heard "glovebox," a bunch of question marks popped up in my head; then i heard that.. I dropped to the floor laughing
I know right! LMAO!
Lmfao
Fucking stupid.
It's supposed to be "When" I get pulled over.
Yeah. As a Norwegian, i am confused over the joke there (if it even was ment as one). Is it a WW2 joke or somthing?
My test came back 87% not of this earth. Apparently my mom's story of her alien abduction was true. My dad nearly popped all three of his eyes.
JJ. Shame on you that was too funny.
Man my heart really goes out to you and your dad. It's been a year but I hope you've both recovered from the horrible shock.
MAGA!!!
@@MrIggyPoop maga ? whats that lol
Brilliant!
@@the_batmayne7854 make america great again
Remember that time a supremacist got to know his African ancestry in his result on TV
Do you mind sharing the link ?
Yes I remember him Minh Quan, he bought a small town that he wanted whites only to live in. He took a DNA test only to find out he was part AFRICAN 😂🥳 he did not like that to much, but hey the facts are the facts!
That video is here on UA-cam somewhere.
Nandhini karies just search “Craig Cobb” on UA-cam
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Nandhini K I think a good person just share it. Sorry for not response xP
There are a LOT of reasons to hate a person -- how close to the equator their ancestors lived is not one of them. I like to give a person fair opportunity to EARN my hate!
That's a solid way to go about this shit.
An equal-opportunity hater. I like you!
Like one of my Marine brothers once said, you are all equally worthless to me
Agreed.
"I love humanity; it's people I can't stand." Attributed to either Albert Einstein or Linus Van Pelt.
"I keep my test results in my glove box incase i get pulled over" LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
💀💀🔥🔥🔥
This is the first time I "liked" a repeated line from a video I just watched.
@@bluecapcommentary4680 white card try again you mean black card
A friend of the family was extremely racist towards Native Americans; which I found odd as her sisters looked as native as they come. At 33 years of age she found out they weren't "dark" Germans but in fact treaty Indians. It was fun to watch her identity crisis.
😂😂😂
Perfect 👌!
😂
So sad to have cultural genocide imposed so much it's in your body.
Yes I see so many people in denial of their ethnicity. You can see so many entertainers who obviously don’t look white not mentioning their non white looking family members. Or you see them in movies as “white” in white roles.
*it was a beautiful morning*
Don’t deny your heritage. It’s a beautiful thing to know where you really come from not where you wish you come from.
Thanks for this comment.
Reminds me of an old Justice League comic where a White Supremacist scientist invented a poison gas that would kill anyone with even 1% of non-white DNA. The JLA stopped him from releasing it on the world and it flooded into the chamber where he was standing. Then Batman ran a DNA test on him and revealed that he was 5.38% black before he choked and died.
For real? That sounds like one weird comic. ^^
Older comics usually are. There was even an old Superman comic where Lois Lane used a machine to become black for a day.
It actually sounds pretty cool. I should check out some older superhero comics for a change.
You've got to be fucking lying.
Luther Barrett isn't that also the plot of cod advanced warfare? "We are not researching a chemical weapon to kill any non caucasian person targeted by it. We have already developed it" or something to that extent.
I just googled it: Soccergenomics is real!! *Double facepalm*
Jan Krohn I know. I felt like damn...Amerjca wants to be back in the World Cup again so bad.
I sort of picture that classic English working-class man who's only dream in the whole world is for his son to lead Sunderland to winning the Premier League... but his son is bookish, and ends up becoming a standup comedian while dad becomes a heavy drinker...
I mean, the American equivalent is definitely there... the guy who works in a steel mill and thinks his son is going to be a quarterback that wins 12 superbowls... but his son wants to be a Cirque du Soleil performer.
Jan Krohn consumerism at its finest
Soccergenomics is a firm financed by Russia
Soccergenomics wants the DNA of as many Americans as possible so they can make a weapon targeting them from Space... and Elon Musk is working on the implant technology to be used in people so they can be targeted by satellites from space. He's also working on something he equates to a "Neural Lace", that will allow people with the brain implant to download and interact with a digital environment, and even transfer consciousness to another clone when the primary one dies, the Russians want the DNA so they can build an army of spies they can transmit data too across the internet and upload all the data to the Kremlin
"I wanna know I'm descended exclusively from white men. NO WOMEN!" Gotta love that thick irony.
That was hilarious!
I just youtube searched "Soccer Genomics" -- I can't believe it's real.
Nah just delete it
Me: Soccer Genomics. That's not a real thing, is it? ....uh, IS it?
Short search later...
Me: Oh my God, it IS. Seriously? Some people...
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and then he gets shot because he reached for his glove box
Damn ice cold...
Barbrah Gucc Or because he ran away from cops, ran towards cops, because he listened to country music, went to a gay club or to macdonalds, protested against nazis, or …
Make the officer feel threatened. That pretty much covers 99% of the cases.
arizakaa what are they supposed to do if a suspect runs towards them?
Epic
“I’m Irish” as he says looking down because he knows it’s not true
He definitely has some irish in him, but he is clearly of a different tribe.
@@HerzogVonMartian so he isn’t Irish then
@@pauliewalnuts5803 lol no, ive never met an irishman that resembled him in any way
He looks almost Middle Easterner or something.
@@pauliewalnuts5803 1/1024th
THERE WAS A WHITE SUPREMACIST WHO FOUND OUT HE WAS 14% BLACK AND HE GOT VANDALIZED BY HIS FANS 😭😭😭😭😭
But if you’re 14% black wouldn’t it be very visible? I’m blonde, pale skin and green eyes northern european, id be suprised if i had anything above 3% that is not european
You can be 20% African and it won’t show you can look any type of way with how your genes are expressed
@@benz9790 not really
Thats the way it is
Not really but his hair gave it away. @@benz9790
That Confederate flag DNA molecule is genius. No, it's gene-ius.
Bad Hombre [clapping slowly]
@Bad Hombre
That's it. Back over the Wall.
Bad Hombre Did you notice the burning cross in the company name? 💀
[Joins the slow clap]
copyright that shit brah
I don't believe for a second that guy's 100% Norwegian. He has too much Finnish in his jawline.
Maybe he’s from North Norway, and some Finns were there but not enough to show up on the test as Finnish.
fedos dude 🤦🏽♀️
Heather Leon pal
Well, with that skin tone, if he reaches for the glove box then the police officer will Finnish him real quick...
oggyreidmore oh man..... lol 😂
1:43 99% McDonalds 1% Skibidi Rizz
im 20% mcdonalds grease and i agree with you
Am I the only one who's uncomfortable with a private company taking and selling your DNA?
The Fox. Ancestory belongs to the Mormon Church. I belive. They use your info to baptise you when younpass away.
Frederick Kriesel and the Mormon Church is one of the world's largest private businesses.
The biggest concern is insurance companies finding you’re at risk of certain diseases and charging you more.
Well, all you have to do is a little library (or Wiki for lazies) & you'll be "No Waaaaay!" HORRIFIED but ENLIGHTENED:
The same companies that report your credit--Equifax, TransUnion & Experian--are the same that own your Medical e-Files. (remember this)
When '23&Me' came out, I remember that selling customer's DNA info was questioned & they didn't [directly] answer.
If a company OWNS your credit (jobs, house, cars) whilst owning e-Records (well/sickness) & you hand over your DNA willingly (just like face, eye & finger scans).
THEY OWN *YOU* Real-life & Sci-Fi are becoming less discernable 😝
The Fox no
I have a feeling that most people are not pure anything now.
That was Purposely Planned , By the Pure Bloods Centuries Ago.
Amerimutts maybe, but the rest of the world is almost without exception purely Asian, African, etc.
There is no such thing as "pure" when it comes to genetics
@@marksilla8276 What do you mean by 'pure'?
@@korppi164 in that genetics is just a gradient of changes that can be traced back to when we were all simple life forms.
When I heard the guy say he wanted to be defended from white men, no women, I died 🤣🤣 also when I realized the genetic testee was wearing a confederate shirt🤣
jesus christ
That guy is still wearing a bib
"My test says I am 100% Norwegian. I just keep it in my glove box in case I get pulled over"...OUCH!!!
You are a liar it's impossible to have a 100 percent result. I am a blood genetics engineer with 3 x PHD so I know you are talking absolute lies. The highest concentration recorded is circa 88 to 93 percent. Also Norweigian isn't a blood type it would be Scandinavian with a distinctive marker.
@@sanderson9338 It is definitely possible. A friend of mine did a genetic test and got a 100% Baltic result. There are 2 guys on youtube as well you can look up, one got 100% Peruvian and another was 100% Celtic Irish.
@@xXPureMetalXx faulty tests simple
Diarrhea is hereditary, passes straight through the jeans !!
im dying lmao
Ha!
Good one, Lmao.
Lol
Tonic best joke I’ve ever heard
I don't think the genetics company I sent my sample to is on the up and up. All I got back was a sheet saying:
1 Medium sized Deep-Dish Hawaiian + Garlic Bread : $8.95 pickup only.
1 Large Classic Base Meatlovers : $7.95 pickup only
Add stuffed crust plus any 1.25 litre drink of your choice for an extra $3.
And to think, that receipt you hold was supposed to go with their state taxes for exemption, you don't know what state has your DNA results, and you might not get the exemption that you would if you put it with your taxes
😂😂😂
TheReal ~ I think you read the wrong thing.
No, I'm quite certain I read the right offer. I will just have to live with the fact that I am part pineapple.
TheReal008Zulu at least you aren't descended from anchovies...???
Speaking of @2:42, in 2002 at the Super Bowl, A photo of every person in the stands was taken without their consent and compared to a criminal database.
>hey you wanna get some Jack in the Box tacos?
>sure, or something of that sort
>or whatever clogs the arteries
>or however the burger is fried
gem in the wild
I love my results, Norwegian, British, Scottish, swedish, and completely f****** awesome
Very similar to mine.. Anglo-Dane-Scot-German, with a dash of Welsh for good measure. And, I don’t know if you saw, but 23andMe recently got busted for falsely reporting sub-Saharan dna in Northern European customers.
Try to to tell Most Christians that Jesus wasn't white like their pictures. They just can not fathom it.
My aunt made up an asspull for herself to cover that whenever they tell her Jesus would look Middle Eastern. Not the white, soft-haired, light brunette in all the Mormon imagery. She said, "Oh, he only had God's DNA, not Mary's, so he looked like God, and that's what God looks like.' I haven't facepalmed that hard since she once said that dinosaurs never existed, God just put the bones in the Earth so men could have fossil fuels. I kid you not.
L Tonjohn yea David the king of the Jews was a redhead child. According to Samuel lol
Ishmael Cato yea cause the record says his ancestor was a ruddy I. E white and Daniel 6 10 Says his face is the color of pure beryl that is the same color of diamonds. So he super white with a farmers tan
James Coldiron I’m Christian and I know for a fact that Jesus was more black than anything. Or that whole middle eastern darkness. But like you said, most.
I_steal_meme you haven't read the book of Daniel when it says his face is the color of lightning and chest the color of pure beryl both are very white lol
I feel like that crowd was oddly quiet. This was a good segment.
They're all...what is the DNA nonsense...we want to hear more trump jokes. Trump thinks DNA is "fake news" so whatever lol.
Gleb Agamidae it's getting old and tiring
Racism? I wish.
I don't think Trump things DNA is fake news. There's footage of him from years ago talking about how he thinks "winning" is in his family's genes.
I think they were muted for the little clip that Steven showed
Im 10% African…I have my victim card coming in the mail!! The moment I get it I will be out breaking laws and maxing my new card out👍👍👍
This video made someone mad.
@@kryzzan7039 upset??? why would I be upset? IM 10% VICTIM!!! That means I can treat everyone else like sh*t and if anyone does it to me I can cancel them and be the victim👍👍 get witb the times and apply for your victim card👍👍
@@kryzzan7039 are u racist? he is 10% black
Who the hell is the guy talking/lauging behind the cemera?! XD LMAO. "Whaaaaaaaat?!"
Jon Batiste.
"Mine just has a line straight back to white jesus!" A real lol for that one
Actually the first depictions of Jesus were different from our depictions of him now. The oldest depictions that survive show him as a curly haired blonde man with no beard, in a similar fashion to an ancient Greek god
Jon T damn
Alex Dunphy yeah "depictions " he was middle eastern looking. Hair of wool feet of brass. He damn sure wasn't Caucasian
Did I not specifically say blonde and in a Greek fashion, indicating non arab
Oh ffs! it's all bullshit anyway..beliefs are not truths nor facts until proven otherwise.
Critical Thinking
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This is what those who have studied these text outside of an indoctrination building have learned.
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Lol 5.9k thumbs down, there's more angry white supremacist than I thought.
Bhalgrum Tahnuehuk 😂😂
Well it's estimated that there are between 10k-13k members of white supremacist groups in the states do this shows that Colbert had a high percentage of the white supremacist market.
@@andrewd8481 only 13k lol You have got to be kidding me.
Or maybe they're from educated people who dislike lies and historical inaccuracy?
@@godworden2768 I'm gonna stick with they're probably angry white supremacist.
99.2% European and 7% Cypriot. 100% WHITE
A lot of people don't realize that Santa was actually black
@LinnErellie haha - You seem confused.
Santa Claus was invented in the mid 20th century by a company, Coca Cola! Their inspirations were European pagan or christian figures and legends like Knecht Ruprecht used in traditional lore to judge whether children had been nice or naughty. Many European cultures had and has a figure like that! They conflated those with the historical figure of the bishop of Myra, St. Nikolaus who seems to have been of Greek descent and lived in todays Turkish Mediterranean and other pagan winter-mythology (1 or 2 among those dozen "creatures" of those are black-faced, like a Dutch version).
@@Alex-vq9vj - Yes. Santa was a cokehead.
A black man invented the lightbulb according to joe biden
My mom asked my white South African girlfriend if she had any black in her.
I looked at my dad and said “ Not as long as I’ve known her.”
My dad choked on his wine.
True story. 😂
Hammerdak plus the whites hate the blacks in South Africa
If you could only see the steel bars on every white middle class females bedroom in south Africa.
Lmao
If she haven't she haven't lived
ISLAMATRON
The hell you say, I'm no white supremacist ! You're sure quick to categorize people based on an assumption.
I did my DNA test and it came back saying 80% glazed donuts, I should a been a Fucken cop!
Joe Torres
No no no, it has to be 50% glazed donuts and 50% coffee to be a cop silly.
Jerome Roubideaux “sense”
You have to be 45 percent donuts, 30 percent coffee, and 25 percent racism.
@@jeromeroubideaux5548 the irony, "sense"
...and "walk like an Egyptian."
That funny because I took mine and I had 0 African DNA
We all have amcestors from africa wake up.
@Suffer21 Actually a new study found out that humans evolved in Europe before migrating to Africa
@Suffer21 You believe that BS that fake leftist scientists make up, so they can make blacks feel good about themselves
😢 poor heathen WS at it's finest Robert E Lee@@thcreedon
the whole concept of "purity" in human beings are bs but i think the concept in the west before modern racism started with royal and noble families wanting to distinguish themselves from "ordinary" people then this concept creeped in to the ideologies of western domination during the era of european expansion
Sounds like what Hitler do with Aryan people
i think you hit the nail on the head there.
Fun Fact: king tutankhamun was so inbred from generations of "keeping royal blood in the family" that his health problems were a mile long.
wait, wait, wait, these white supremacist WANT pure blood?
Besides hispanics, arabs and african americans, most are one race. Race mixing is not as common as many think...there are many with mixed ethnicities within their race, but they aren't made up of separate races.
The futurist movie 'Gattaca' depicted genetic profiling 20 years ago...
I love that movie :D
enriqueali fantastic totally underrated film
That movie was lit watched it in 9th grade biology back when I was in high school
I was thinking the same here. Now it's the white supremacists getting all hyped but soon people will no longer be divided by color they will be VALIDS and INVALIDS!
carpalway That would take a massive failure by the public to affiliate themselves in the discussion of Genetic Engineering.
LOL. Best line ever...Swab your cheek, place it the envelope and throw it away. We don't need it anyway! We'll just tell you what you want to hear!
Or what they want you to hear. Either way it's part of an agenda and not to be trusted.
Kind of like what trump did to get into the white house.
Pure race is what makes the world go around.
Laugh, laugh laugh & laugh some more1😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My DNA test revealed that I have a 99.9 % probability of being suckered into a genetic test. Love you, Stephen.
Why?
This bit was nothing but lowest common denominator material.
It was basically a virtue signal to be honest.
I mean if we want to talk about people fixated on race being shocked by their DNA results
then look no further than the African American community as the average African American is between 13-33% white genetically.
But most of them don't know that.
Then when they find out about it they blame it on "Slave gRape" even though slavery ended 200 years (10 generations) ago and that is clearly not how passing genetics to your descendants works at all as if "Slave gRape" was the reason that would mean that the gRaping has been at least 10 generations ago meaning the white gRape DNA would have basically been washed out of their DNA if that were indeed the reason for their white DNA in the first place seeing as it's been at minimum 200 years since the alleged gRaping took place. (If Slave gRape were the case they would be like
Straight line to white Jesus!!!! Lolol
I almost spit my cofefe, sorry coffee out on that one.
With blue eyes and blond hair, yes. Gotta love nativity scene...
Dan Brown was right!
"All praise Monster Truck Rally Jesus! Yeehah!"
There are trees back to Adam and Eve and Jesus and stuff. I just ignore those people with those trees.
I'm 43% mule deer.
:(
im 2.8% neandertaler
What about Harvey Weinstein wonder what his profile is :-)
I'm 27% saber tooth squirrel. 😕
UTU49 62 Real sad, I know it's hard... be strong, just remember all the other animals you're superior to, like raccoons, foxes etc. When I found out I'm 49% emperor penguin, I was devastated too, but then I told myself "Sigh, at least I'm superior to normal penguins and seals".
Me too!
Now do Jews and blacks
I looked up Amerimutt
Colbert really triggered them here lmao
I'm 1/2 centaur
waist up?
Which half?
So a satyr then?
... but wait... isn't a Centaur already 1/2 horse and 1/2 human? If you're 1/2 centaur, what's the other half!? And what terrible monstrosity has been birthed!? WHAT HAVE FANTASY WRITERS WROUGHT!?
... sorry, I'll behave now ;p
Carlos Skywalker So your half a horses ass?
“Robert E.Lee” lol 😂
Thank you Mr cohen, I wonder what your early life Wikipedia article will say about you
This is Colbert not cohen
@@ares2238 I know, I was making a point
'At first You just feel bad for them bc they are horrible people...then you just Laaaaaugh!!! ' -LOL!
Liza; not just whites are racists/it's a tribal territorialism that causes what idiots call Racism - It is all tribal and people of the same genetics have hate for each other because of 'territorial disputes!' Try the wars of Europe and Asia!
@@alphaplenn stop pretending you are not racist. You aren't fooling anyone
I think many A sians would appreciate Supreme Genetics.
"Oh no... th-th-this can't be! It says I'm 102% African! With a 2% margin of error!"
Shroom Mage good ok uncle rukus
Black Knight yeah you can boy.
Black Knight You can't be white and African? Bruhhhh you sound like Karen Smith
Some one must be from south Africa
Black Knight how dumb are you, like flunk kindergarten dumb or manually breathing dumb?
Lol the Supreme Genetics ad is something straight out of GTA.
He is once again using humor to deflect truths. They know what it will reveal.
Racist dog whistler alert ⚠️
GOD seperated races years ago.
@@fayemcginnis1987lmao
Whatever
Im 25% victim
My family is predisposed to chronic diarrhea. It runs in our jeans...
That was punny.
Crohns disease. 👍
Good one! 'Reply of the year' award.
Nice
Hahaha! Very Clever
According to my dna test results, I am a PURE DELIGHT!
Bruh at the end is smart lmao he's not trying to get shot
you're not Irish
And that Jimmy Fallon claims he's Irish too. One look at him and you'd think he was Chinese or Korean mixed with white. Very suspicious.
I always wanted to be Wario's descendant! Thanks Supreme Genetics!
Yeah, because humans have NEVER traveled from one home to the next. *COUGHNOMADICCAVEPEOPLECOUGH*
Aussie Aryan
How ironic that a white kid from Australia complains about their race being replaced in their own country
Aussie Aryan
On what basis are you saying that it’s a wrong? The white population in Australia isn’t being killed off like the aboriginals were.
True warriors are white vikings.
All human beings have a common African ancestry going back millions of years because humanity made its first appearance in Africa and eventually, after many, many years spread out to the rest of the world.
Gisa W Slonim the motherland of all of us ❤️
Finally!!! Someone with a brain.👍👍👍👍👍
And so what? All dogs descended from grey wolves but there is a big difference between a poodle and a husky.
DawnOfTheDead991 stop. if your going to argue, than argue. but using alt right buzzwords for discrediting scholars based on color really?
Oh, careful, don't let the racists hear that...it's "disputed"...even though it's supported by genetics and, you know, observation. It's really a testament to how well bigotry can override reality that for centuries Europeans were able to ignore the fact that *all* the other species that *look very much like us* (in contrast to the many, many species that don't) live *only* in Africa. Even once people had started to realize we are a species of great ape it still took way too long for people to accept the simple fact that we come from the same place as *all the other great apes* .
Watch out for people that call other people racist. They are usually the ones who are racist.
You thought you're test would come back 100% white...
But it was me, Dio.
.TRUE STORY
I saw on TV one day that this white couple had a baby and the baby came out black the husband was furious and left his wife because he thought she slept with a black man and she said she hadn't. So she checked her family history and found that her great great great grandmother was black. I don't think the couple got back together. Which is unfortunate because this baby was actually his child.
That's not possible. Skin types are created by co-dominance which means that even if the mother had an African ancestor. She wouldn't have "black" baby.
@@Random-gu1ou Well I can tell you right now YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. SHE SURE CAN. AND YES IT DOES AND CAN HAPPEN. She wasn't the only one that it happened to. So you really have no clue as to what you are talking about. Remember we are all immigrants, get your DNA done and see what your ancestry shows. You may be surprised. It's like my great grandmother was pure Indian and their is Indian in our family DNA. Actually one of my cousins is 75% Indian. So explain that one. And looks Indian, my grandmother, my aunt, my cousins they all look Indian so don't tell me differently. It happens. AND my great grandfather was white.
@The Popular Brunnette Well sorry your insulted BUT it happens whether you like it or not. Just as any other nationality, I know for a fact. So deny all you want.
@@Random-gu1ou As said I know for a fact that this can happen with any nationality. It happened in my own family. So if everyone thinks it's not possible it is.
@@weebeestie1735 F U Believe what you want, BUT I know it can happen
Seriously people are actually getting pissed off by this? Im white and i would LOVE to hear what my ancestry is. It also gives us a sense of connection to everyone around us. Kind of hard to actually believe that people actually freak out about this kind of stuff.
It's really fun, especially when there are old stories going through the family about who you're descended from and come to find out you're not actually descended from that group. That happened to my husband, who for YEARS was told he was part Oglala Sioux. We get his DNA results back, not a scrap of Native American anywhere in his genes. Turns out, he's Welsh, Portuguese and Polynesian...but looks Scottish with bright red hair and green eyes lmao.
even when I have a black heritage?
joshue Oshinski soooooooooooo if i am white and i am proud. i CAN'T say that. But if i am black and i am proud. I CAN say that.
joshue Oshinski is it just me or does that mean that racism went reverse? When 180 years of racism was white against black. Now its black against white. Am i wrong?
joshue Oshinski well I mean being proud of your white ancestry is racist because you’re literally just proud of your skin color. No one has any problem with being proud of being Irish or welsh or anything because that’s a culture as opposed to a skin tone
That ad made me in tears 😂😂
I won't like my DNA results??
BUT I THOUGHT RACE WAS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT?? :O
WOAH!
Somewhat. Calling genes "white" or "African" or "black" or "European" is a vast oversimplification.
You can only be racially mixed if you have, traces of, Denisovan or Neanderthal DNA because those are the only other recent races that our race (Homo Sapien) interbred with. You are, however, 100% ethnically mixed. No matter what you think/feel/choose to believe.
I passed my DNA test.
I'm still studying for mine...
I just took mine and I'm sure I failed.
vshah1010 Do you have the study guide?
Was this a yo mama joke?
I only DNA test as drug n alcohol hahaha for work
My favorite gene-testing ad is the one where the presenter states that genetic testing revealed they were "eastern European." Given that there are dozens of ethnic groups in eastern Europe, I have no idea WTF that's supposed to mean.
Of course they won't be able to say if it's specifically Russian, Polish or Serbian, your genes don't carry your ancestors national coats of arms with them. Looking at your genes it's only possible to deduce broad groups like "northern European" or "south Indian"
I referred to ethnicity, not national coats of arms. "Eastern European" in this case merely means that one's genes are currently particularly common in some generalized geographic location. It really says very little that is useful about one's ancestry.
Proto-Celts RULE!
@@WildwoodClaire1 Imagine that, a test that shows on which side of the river Oder your ancestors lived, as that is the only true definition of eastern and western Europe^^
I think Eastern Europe is much less racially diverse than Western.
Ha, was just daydreaming of sending a kit to Steven Miller.
DO IT!!! I'll go halfsies!
I always kind of suspected I was an earthling deep down, I am too scared to find out, though
Clearly I am not white... c'mon
spinvalve Were is korean jesus?
So you are latino??
rasjeff1 of course he was. He has all the signs of being Latino. He was a carpenter... Latino. Accused of a crime he did not commit... Latino
But that painting on my grandmas wall!
Mr. Mugatu That explains the puertorican name
I will be happy as long as my DNA test does not come back 30% Eggplant.
40% Aubergine
No Italians are 33% Pasta, 33% Pesto and 50% Roman Legionnaire
MrWeedWacky not necessarily. The Etruscan ruled italy before Rome did. So Italians might be that instead of Roman
MrWeedWacky I got bad news for you, people and plants share at least 50 percent the same DNA, so you are in fact at least 30 percent eggplant for sure. Majority of the DNA of all carbon based life form are the same, it's a small percentage of that creates the differences.
MrWeedWacky 😂🤣😃😃🤣😂😂
i liked my ancestry test 100% germanic 0% from africa perfect
0:55 Jared Leto Joker laugh.
A Gattaca reboot is coming to our society.
Anyone notice that one guys who keep talking and laughing loudly
Lucy Bubbles yes!
Lucy Bubbles it’s his pianist
It's more disruptive than anything to have random sounds and a crappy narrator, honestly. Gonna go keep watching that european colbert.
darrinEH uhhhhh something tells me you didn't actually think about this comment
Yeah he’s the pianist and so he’s closer to the front
" My report is just one straight line back from White Jesus " hahahahaah
Lily Rose it was a joke
I still remember some white dude who wanted to make a city in his town "white only" and was making a big deal about his purity and superior genetics. Found out he was 14% subsaharan african. The laughter of the black woman sitting next to him was divine.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who talks about purity just doesn’t understand genetics.
@@TmanRock9 Yeah, although I remember Conan O'Brien (on Colbert's show) talking about how he found out he was 100% Irish and his doctor said it meant he was inbred.
@@catsmeow5566 how does being from Ireland mean your inbred? I have yet to hear this. There is a population of millions in Ireland spanning back centuries so I’m not sure how anyone could claim someone from Ireland is inbred solely because they are Irish.
@@TmanRock9 Exactly.
Are there any pure blooded decendents of Thomas Jefferson? We all know he had a thing for sisters.
Yes. There was a DNA test done years ago. They are now invited members to the TJ Family Meetings. Not sure about the newer ones who found out through ancestry DNA.
Amenhotep The Third
and I I'll bet Jefferson's women had a taste for
some BBC, and all that.
@Susan Oliver ummm Susan where did you read this at?
@Amemhotep The Third: I believe that was part of the joke.
As many ol White men did then and still does now but they won't all be truthful.
Has anyone here seen Gattaca?
Yeah. It was good. But surprisingly, I don't think it touched on the concept of prearranging skin color.
I love that movie!
That Movie, That Music... ❤️
Gess Hugh because eugenics is concerned with intellectual supremacy, skin colour be darned
SirNeutral yes, great movie!
We already discriminate against sick or physically ill people. Companies do not want to hire old people or people with a disease or physical problem, usually. Gattaca showed that we are more than just genes. It was a very inspirational movie.
Stephen Colbert wants you to eat the bugs btw
I loved mine. I had zero Sub-Saharan. I have the DNA of all the great civilizations though!
there was some clown boasting of his pure european D.N.A., and said when he got his results he'd post them for the world to see.
that was 4 years ago...and he claims he hasn't gotten his results yet! 😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣..
😂😂😂😂 probably 15% Arab
😂😂
He fould out that he's part black. Now he has to figure out how he can still hate anyone and feel superior. Justice!
You won't like your IQ result.
Blahahaha
Hahaha you must live by that
"Take a swab of your own DNA. Put it in an envelope. Then throw it away." Lol
😂😂
2:50 whaaaaaaaat
The idea that someone in your family at some point didnt mix it up a bit is preposterous
@Jo Jo okay mr. Troll ;)
Actually in Europe that's the case for the most part
In some places, people never had an opportunity to "mix it up."
There are a few dna test I seen of people being a 100% European so that's not true, there is even one where a guy was 100% Irish which means he wasn't even mixed with different white ethnic groups.
Travel on a large scale is a privilege we take for granted. Aside from military endeavours, major locomotion was negligible.
I'm 3% victim.
-South Park
Poly Nikes
Yeah the Psychological Understanding of South Park identifies how ignorant so called "patriots" really are. With that being known: What do you mean?
South Park "identifies" how ignorant EVERYONE is. Hope that clarifies things for you.
So you are 3% white then... The biggest race complainers in history
SaintSC05 Who runs the news you dumb ass
"You guys. Ya know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian - that makes me quarter-lesbian." - Cartman, Tom's Rhinoplasty
I love how he said, you’re not Brazilian, but obviously he doesn’t know about the 7-1 story ;)
😂😂laugh & laugh & laugh some more😂😂
"Because it's like... what are 'genes' anyway, you know?" lol
I have enough identifying material soaked in my jeans already, thank you.
Every single time your comments can be found under one of these retarded Stephen Colderp videos. You sure you're not a bot?
Why are you here? I mean, clearly you aren't into watching the videos.
To dislike whenever I see this bullshit in the trending list. You're welcome!
Some puppies are triggered so easily. Whatever gets you through the day.
Gummipuppe, Dislikes actually ADD to the popularity of a video according to UA-cam's video feed algorithms. Stephen Colbert's pocketbook thanks you for your dedicated service :)
Hahaha! I had to watch that again.
The logo is awesome lol
Thomas Jefferson had many mixed race babies and grandbabies and great grandbabies...👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽
unproven.
Yeah from rape
@@NatandGeorge DNA testing has now proven Jefferson fathered children with his slave and concubine Sally Hastings (all of her 6 children). This conclusion is now the scholarly historical consensus.
Ok and...?
@@NatandGeorge LIES
Seeing as humans originated in Africa, I'd be worried about anyone who didn't have any African ancestry in their genetics... Are they Aliens or something???
Its because you keep evolving according to environments. Ancestry is bullshit .
It doesn't go back that far.
Too far back to register.
@@Sophie.S.. you can't . thats the thing.
Humans did not originated in Africa. The garden of edan was probably somewhere near the Persian gulf.
Theoretically, all human life started out in East Africa. Genetic mutations and other environmental factors just made us look different as hell from each other 😂
Why TF was the Joker from The Suicide Squad laughing at 00:55
righhhht
Chinchilla Man He's a fan of the show.
Chinchilla Man Lol John Baptiste has the weirdest laugh.
The joker isn't from suicide squad dumbass. He was a character long before idiot.
Chicken Permission * CS:GO and More I am aware of that, but that laugh reminds me of the Suicide Squad version of the Joker. Not all versions of the Joker sound like this when they laugh. Another thing, there is no need to be rude. This comment, in no way is meant to offend you, you misinterpreted it and for no reason used unnecessary, vulgar language as a means to attack me. The fact that you would attempt to attack someone you have never met, and will likely never meet definitely displays what kind of person you are, and I am glad that I will most likely never meet you. Have a great day buddy.