Final Fantasy VII Remake in a nutshell (Part 1)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Did I just episodic an episodic game.
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Noctis: Just wanted to get laid
Cloud: Just wanted to get paid
That's a good one
nice
Vaan: Just wanted to be there
Squall/Leon: Just wanted to be edgy
Lightning: Just wanted to kill gods
Ardyn: Just wanted to save people
Good one, Ezio
@@UchihaFabio Tidus: Just wanted to tell his father to f*** off.
Barret: "The planet's dying, Cloud."
Cloud: "Like I give a shit."
Sephiroth: "hello there"
Cloud: "Ok, I believe you."
4:41 I love that you put aerith saying shit instead of cloud lol
"Swordfight on motorcycle!"
SWORDFIGHTS ON MOTORCYCLES?!
*insert part when corneo watches cloud change*
is that realism???
The loud guy on a motorcycle.
I got the reference.
Cardgames.... Ah... I mean Swordfights on Motorcycles!!
1:56 is that realism???
I laughed so hard
Fantasy based on reality! FFXV < FFVIIR
same here. that was genius - lmao. I mean cloud can cut whole buildings, trains n sht... but here he was stopped by a door frame.
It looked like it hit the doorframe did that really happen?! It's so funny!
@@princessthyemis yes, that actually happens in the game.
I had to stop the video for a min😂😂😂😂
Noctis: My three boyfriends.
Cloud: My three girlfriends.
Now two😭
jack luffy -yuffie-
@@jackluffy7914 ... Maybe still 3
Cloud has 3 boyfriends too. Zacks, Sephiroth, and Barret.
*Noctis is gay confirmed*
Tifa or Aerith?
Cloud: Money.
Plot ghosts: Gil
Sephiroth: Jenova
Tifa or Aerith?
Cloud: Marlene
Cloud: The Mayor.
Hotel: Trivago
Say it with me: L I K E I G I V E A S H I T
🤣
L I K E I G I V E A S H I T
the sweaerith version of this hit so hard
I don't give a SCRAP!
Meme sponsored by Just a Pancake.
Ok. WE believe you
Cloud: Like a Give a Shit
"We": Well gee ya don't have to be so mean about it
Please watch my nutshell too
Like WE give a shit.
Like WE give a"SHIP"
Ah yes
6:08
"Hello there, my name is Noctis, I mean Riku, I mean Yozora"
LOL
He reminds me of Xemnas with the silver hair and yellow eyes.
Let's face it, he is the Noctis who was norted
... I call him Xehanoctis
@@kojiro00 or maybe, *XEHANOCKURA?????? :V*
I swear he looks like someone from tekken i dont know why
"Hey it's me me old man Xehanort"
"Hey it's me young Xehanort"
"Hey it's me Terra Xehanort, but I'm just gonna call myself Ansem for the hell of it Lmaoo"
*" Ansem" get's KILLED turns into heartless and nobody* I mean uhhhh "struck down" (sorry Disney)
(Heartless Ansem)- I'm gonna call myself Ansem still
Nobody Ansem)- Pfft imma change my name too uhhhhh Xemnas
Ansem: Dude you just put an 'X' in my name and rearranged the letters
Xemnas: Whaaaat no I didn't, besides technically our names arrest even supposed to be "Ansem"
Xemnas thinks: Wait if I'm a nobody, and I have no heart, shouldn't I be considered a heartless?
Ansem thinks: Wait if I'm a heartless why do I still lose a heart when I'm defeated
*Both of them strikes themselves down*
Old man Xehonort: NOOOOOOO NOW ILL NEVER FORGE THE X-BLADE!!! *STRIKES HIMSELF DOWN*
TERRA GOES BACK TO NORMAL
YOUNG XEHANORT HAS A CHANGE OF HEART (I forgot I had caps lock on)
Sora: Uhhhh... okay then
Donald: Waaaaahhhh
Goofy: Well fyuck
Happy Endings for all
Cues the K POP end credit song
The End
''I want you to rob my house and steal something from my dying father.''
...
''Ok sure.''
Ok I believe you
Ok i believe you
Ok I believe you
Ok I believe you
Cloud: "Sephiroth, what are you even doing here this early in the game!?"
Sephiroth: "Honey, you've got a big storm coming"
do you mean, a storm that is approaching?
@@xAgnyHDwitheredPROVOOOOOKING
@@xarlor9370 Black clouds in isolation
@@H1gami I am reclaimer of my naaaaaaaaaaaame
Aerith: Give it to your girlfriend.
Cloud: I think I have two of them right now.
Aerith: Oh no, please help me!
Cloud: *and now I have three.*
Barret: Hey, I just wanna say I don't hate you.
Cloud: *Great, now I have Four!*
Sephiroth: Hello, Cloud
Cloud: *now I have five*
Andrea in the game
Cloud : and 6
Cloud: *looks at a mirror and sees himself wearing a woman dress*
Cloud: now I have 7
@@ZoniferConundrum "Oh my god, I'm gay now."
Cloud: "And now I'm fabulous."
Aerith: "Oh my God, I'm gay now."
Tifa: "Cloud, is that you?!"
Cloud "Yes darling."
Tifa: "Oh my God, I'm gay now."
Cloud: "I'm a dude, but I'm still fabulous"
Don Corneo: "Oh my God, I'm gay now."
I'm a girl, but still feel myself gay for liking Cloud for some reason.
Cloud: Nahhh bruh I'm only gay for Sephiroth so goodbye,i'm outta here!...
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud i'm here!...--
Cloud: OMG YES PLEASE TAKE ME OUTTA HERE!*jumps on Seph's arms like a bride*
Sephiroth: Wait what?....
Don Corneo: OH SCHNOCKUMS!
Sephiroth: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UGLY THING?!!!
Cloud: OMG QUICKLY TAKE ME OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!
Sephiroth: OMG YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!!!*Sephiroth flies off with Cloud in his arms out of Don Corneo's house*
(XDDDDDDDDDDD)
@@soon_to_emerge a wise one said once: mens are great at being girls
Not exactly my type of joke, but man did that make me LMAO for about half a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@randomanimefan0154 that will be like the n°1 fanfic of internet frpm now on
Sephiroth is like that one friend that doesn't want to get ignored.
Pffft he's been given so much seme power from all the fanfiction he's like a gay manwha love interest antagonist for cloud.
@@morriganrenfield8240 calm down fujo
@@sylvierose2799 Fujo? Are you so lazy you can't even spell out the word?
more like that one crush that finds your whereabouts
I mean did say he would never be a memory like a crazy ex
"Including, but not limited to:
- Hand Massage
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
Reno be like : "Hello, my name is Axel... I mean Lea... I mean Reno. Did you remember it?"
Okay, I believe you!
You know Axel kinda looks like Zack as well specially with that hairstyle of his i even once though Axel was Zack's nobody,in KH2.
@@randomanimefan0154 Yeah I noticed that similarity too
More like: "Hello, my name is Axel ... I mean Lea ... I mean Reno. Got that memorized ? "
@@viktorbagic5516 Axel usually says "Did you remember it?" in Just a Pancake's videos.
Septheret. My worst emeny.
It's sensitive about its speech impediment, it's not funny! 😂
6:08-6:14 "Hello there. My name is Noctis. I mean Raiku. I mean Yozora. I mean Leslie".
You can tell the director is Nomura.
All four of the characters dress like him. Boots and shin length pants are his thing right next to belts, zippers, buttons, plaid and cats.
Meteornome And four of them were emo.
Didn't Ferrari design Leslie?
@@goldenphoenixnaruto but still a nomura game so Ig that means a lot xD
@@meteornome2556 well zippers are in every single nomura character
Aerith: "I don't give a (Brinana White's Aerith voice) shit"
Those little details are what makes me love these.
Amen Bro. ❤❤❤👍🏽
Whats the name of the music?
@Paxton Griffin Oh sure, why not bot account? ;=
Hello there.
-Sephiroth, 2020
General Kenobi
"Anyway goodbye."
- Definitely not Sephiroth
To be fair, Sephy has been "Hello there"-ing for 23 years now. A close second to Pikachu's "Pikachu" for 24 years.
CwapThePlatinumOne Jenova: Hello there. I’m your mother. You can trust me.
@@Moooras OKAY I BELIEVE YOU
Years ago, I asked someone, "When will we ever see a FF7 Remake?"
They're response, "When the world is ending"
*turns on TV and sees Coronavirus spreading, protests around the world*
....I guess they were right.
Also oil spillage in the northern part of Russia and series of earthquakes all around the world 👍
And don't forget the
- Australian wildfire
- Amazon wildfire
- African locusts
- Philippine volcano
- Murder hornets
- good ol' world pandemic
- a lot of insane global political stuff that I won't be specific on
....and so much more! :D
@@FlowerEmblem And here I am still disappointed that there's no zombies.
@@6ixlxrd You could say that the fear surrounding zombies are here at present - what with the pandemic, and literary discussions of zombies being a commentary for xenophobic anxieties towards "the other" present in american culture, but that's a tale for another time! :'D
They are response?
I was going to use Real Emotion music from FFX-2 in a dancing montage but got copyright claim 5 times. so I said screw it, Death by Glamour it is.
I was thinking Atsuma from Enchanted Arms (PS3 Version)
ok. WE believe you
Damn, I would have loved that. Curse you UA-cam!
Love it. Surely you can work in a Megalovania in too ;)
Keep up the good work. This video made me laugh super hard.
1:55
I completely lost it at a silly bonk sound effect as the buster sword hit the ceiling and he said 'realism'😂😂😂
I love how sephiroth just goes "hello there" and leaves
Sephiroth: Hello there, Mezzovii!
2:32 SWORD FIGHT ON MOTORCYCLE!
2:44 LETS DO THIS ON THE GROUND!
2:55 I HAVE TO MAKE LOVE WITH MY MOTORCYCLE
- Nice YGOTAS references.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
GEE GEE WELL PLAYED
Too awesome xD
Make love with my motorcycle, on motorcycles.
"VOLLEY BALL ON MOTORCYCLE!"
1:56 "OMG is that realism?"
DEAD
“Like I give a shit” has become Trueblade Seeker’s own “Ok I believe you”
Cloud: crossdresses
Aerith and Tifa: *I'm gay now*
5:50 I have to say that the Mettaton theme for that part was the perfect choice
Honestly I always forget about how great Undertale's soundtrack is... and then one of the songs pops up somewhere makeing me wow every goddamn time.
O B S E R V E
ITSSSSS SHOWWWTIME!
Thanks I was a wondering what it was called
Fake. Cloud didn't say he's an ex-SOLDIER every 5 lines
Nobody:
Cloud: like i give a sh!t
Jessie: *Dies*
Cloud: like i give a shit
@@hathaway.1166 yeah right!! HE WANTED THAT GODDAMN PIZZA!
Alan Golden cloud: no my pizza! Sadface
SEPIROTH: CLOUD WHY IS THE GUN MAN DEAD
DEMENTORS:NAH
No! Jessie! Who else will I have pizza with?
Nobody getting shot in this game
Zack : "Wait... that's illegal!"
Well, the alternate ending has him surviving, so...legal?
@@ZhangtheGreat I love Zack but him surviving is illegal, lol.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Zack surviving messes up the plot. But they're not telling the same plot anymore.
@@LordMalice6d9 classic Nomura
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
Not if you AU hard enough.
So you chose the exotic dress for Tifa? A man of culture indeed
That's not the exotic dress. That's the mature one.
RuneKatashima no, the mature dress is the purple-blueish colored dress, the kimono is the exotic one
There's other dresses
The Mature Dress is canon according to the original FF7
wait we can choose??
There needs to also be a boyfriend count for Cloud considering Square Enix had everyone under the sun flirt with him:
-Wedge, for fanboying over Cloud
-Andrea for being the only one to actually grind against Cloud...probably the closest to action that boy has ever had at that point
-Roche for wanting to dance with Cloud (and Jessie...and his motorcycle)
-Sephiroth because he's been eye-fucking Cloud for two decades
-Rufus Shinra for that line about "owning" Cloud during their fight and Cloud's later response of "Got my number?" This game knows what the hell it's doing with the double entendres!
And we'll see what part 2 of the game brings us and if the list continues to grow.
Also the Item Store Owner in Sector 7. Well, he was obviously flirting with Tifa, but at first I thought he was talking to Cloud, lol.
Item Store Owner: If you ever need someone to fill in, I'm your man.
Cloud: In your dreams, maybe.
They've read all that hot fanfiction....
@@torrieliebtag6814 ...Oh shit, gonna need to replay that, lol!
There’s also the young shinra recruit that says he’s got 2 tickets to see Loveless (though i don’t know if he’s talking to Cloud or the senior officer..)
@Freak159753 You realize you're getting upset over a comment that wasn't meant to be taken seriously, right?
cloud: i don't swing that way
narrator: but he did, in fact, swing that way
Sephiroth: Hello there
Cloud: *wtf*
I died at that part
"harry Potter 3" - thats exactly what i thought when i saw those dementors (aka whispers) for the first time...
Prisoners of Azkaban
Like *we* give a shit
Me too!
I call them dementia except the whispers🤣🤣
Exact same here. 😂
Sephiroth : Come with me
Cloud : No
Sephiroth : I have money
Cloud : Ok I believe you
END
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR Wait what-
@@annoying_HK_guy Jenova
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR that goes quickly-
Cloud reveals he's a man Corneo "im gay now"
I played the original but only once. I heard that if Cloud does reveal himself as a man (maybe there are choices at that part), Don Corneo indeed doesn't care.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley cloud just too pretty! ;)
@@morriganrenfield8240 Seriously though, Cloud is too damn attractive for his own good! And then he's modest about it, making him even more attractive 😂
With characters like Joules, and the honey bee guy, I’m surprised they didn’t do that ala Teamfourstar
Last of Us 2: *Creates Woman That Looks Like a Man*
Me: "Nah..."
FF7: *Makes Man Look Like a Woman*
Me: "There's been a disturbance in the Force."
I don't think I've ever heard the text to speech voice that you used for Roche before. Definitely wasn't prepared for monotone shouting.
I've heard it before, but I can't remember where I heard it from
"Monotone shouting", lol! That's how I would describe Tseng's FF7 Crisis Core voice actor (whenever yelling was involved). Also, I think they mimicked YGOTAS with the yell-talking regarding CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.
@@kingvarien I heard it in some text to speech shitpost of Dark Souls 1 mods
@@kingvarien i heard it in Fallout 4 series on Wilburgur channel
It reminds me a lot of Bob (the Garo) from SMG4, but slower.
1:56 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
It's just final fantasy.
Damn
FF7 remake story conclusion in nutshell :
-Good job nomura
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@sylvierose2799 I felt that 😂.
It’s actually “Good job Kitase”
"Why would you do this Nomura?"
Actually liked Remake, still this video is gold!
really?
@@yukineswan yes
@@yukineswan it's #1 for a reason..
Oh, I'm sure the person also enjoyed the game, but I love ripping something I enjoy for comedic purposes :) Somehow, it makes me love it even more.
I loved it. Solid 8.5 for me!
4:23 I laugh way too hard for this scene LOL
"Why are we fighting a house?", "it's a real estate mothaf*ker" LOL
So are you Just a Pancake's Nobody?
The fact that Sephiroth's French VA also did Obi-Wan Kenobi makes this video even better-
Even Japanese Obi-Wan
*wait*
1:30 and 4:00
Those Kingdom Hearts reference, lol!
Lol yeah 😂😂
That pose of Cloud at 0:57 actually matches him saying "why are you even here this early in the game" lmao
Can't wait for pt 2 😂😂💕
5:20 So Barret is his first girlfriend? SOLD
Cloud hooks up with most of the cast confirmed. He's just a little boytoy. ;)
Second boyfriend once he remembers Zack
...Actually, Barret's his fourth girlfriend.
It's jesse
Nah, Sephiroth is his first GF
3:00 now we know how Zack survived in this context.
Cloud: I dont swing that way
Everyone: OK W E BE LIV E YO U
6:36 chairith painsborough
FF7 in a nutshell
This video is 7 min long hopefully the rest of the parts are like this
69 likes. Nice.
4:16 Undertale lol
2:49 gets me every frickin time lol
Part 2 of this video will come out when the real part 2 comes out
Me: ok I believe you
"No, I don't swing that way"
That one got me.
5:45 Death by Glamour... so fitting😂. It goes so well with the scene.
Nani? Trueblade really putting a square move, cliffhanger, part 2 announced through twitter, takes months to release it :p. This vid is golden though
Please watch my nutshell too
@@xiaoliehen no no no no
Cloud : No, i dont swing that way
.
O K I B E L I E V E Y O U
3:45 the new ok I believe you meme
"What is this Organization 13/Harry Potter 3 crap doing in my game?"
Lol
Sephiroths new catch phrase "Hello, there!"
I laughed so hard at this. 2:40 SWOOSH
-Sees no squats in the video.
-Impossible, the archives must be incomplete.
Never forget Cloud is always
1. Angsty
2. Fabulous
No flower! “Gets flower”
I wonder if Hogwarts is somewhere on Midgar.
That city could play the role of London with the train station housing Platform 9 3/4.
4:55
*Y E E T*
"When does this game become Harry Potter 3?"
That made me laugh way too much
5:32 I'm dead
0:48 -This is for the sake of the planet and everyone!
-*Where is my money?*
Gets me every single time.
Jessie and Aerith: We love you Cloud!
Tifa: Touch my man and I'll break every bone in your body.
Zack to Tifa: no u
_why not 4 way_
Sephiroth: Care to say that shit again, sweetheart?
Aerith and Jessie: Like WE give a shit
Trueblade Seeker: I uploaded a video. It is most definitely copyright strike proof
Square Enix: Ok I'll report you.
UA-cam: Hello there
Trueblade Seeker: Nani?
Square Enix: Would you like to upload another video to see what happens?
Trueblade Seeker: Ok sure.
UA-cam: Oopsie poopsie I hit the channel close button.
Trueblade Seeker: noooooooooooooooooooooo
"Goddamn,their aim really sucks!"
*Stormtroopers confirmed*
6:18 cloud calls tifa darling
Ok I believe you
Is that a ygotas abriged reference I see lol
Pretty sure there was also an Attack on Titan in 5 minutes joke with the fan girls screaming lol
4:34 "youre dead"
"No he is not supposed to"
The song name at 4:03 is "simple & clean", just for someone if they wish to know...
Thanks, my dude. I was expecting that was some emo song or something like that
Thank you so much
My new headcanon is that Soldier was an escort company and Cloud was a gigolo
...That's it, I'm writing that into fanfiction, lol!
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley but don't forget to drop the link here *wink wink*
Better than the ghost plot
Shinra troopers in Remake are TOTALLY not stormtroopers in disguise ;)
4:39 the best "shit" you'll never heard :D
"Hello, my name is Cloud. I'm a brain damaged young boy trapped in the body of an adult mercenary. Also I'm so hot I will steal all of your Waifu's and Husbos. And I won't give a shit."
Me: "Okay, I believe you."
The nutshell is incomplete
Just like the game
well, yes and no
Like *we* give a shit.
Shinra: Capture Aerith
Soldier/Turk Employees: Ok but how?
Shinra: By shooting everywhere , blowing up things, and dropping the upper plate to kill several lives to force her to our hand.
Soldier/Turk Employees: Ok sure.
So if Aerith managed to escape to another sector before the plate falls, does that mean Shinra has to destroy another plate to get her again? xD
Shinra : You will miss anyway
6:45
"Wanna have a little kick?"
*GAME!*
Aerith: "Oh my God! I'm gay now!"
Me: "Bullshit! You've been bi since the moment you looked at Tifa!"
2:30 Sword fight on motorcycles! 🤣🤣💀💀
2:25 omg 😂👌🏻 Roche is too food
Love how every character introduces themselves with "hello there"
2:09 accurate
Sephiroth favorite word: Hello There
Also Ardyn's favorite words.
1:42 Reminds me of “hey I’m captain Levi”
3:30 I love how he refers to the trap as *a crap* x'DDD
His sword hitting the doorframe is so genuinely fantastic.